You missed my package, it was the green glowing one that smelled like moldy bread 😞

@aegina6938

Ай бұрын

radioactive package lfg

@aeea3306

Ай бұрын

Maybe that's why 💀

@privatedomicile

Ай бұрын

just like how mom used to make it😔

@ebithrilebithril

Ай бұрын

it will be used in the next recipe

@nickvangeel

Ай бұрын

Was it moldy bread ?

6:57 Card says: Hello and welcome to Struggle Postcards, I tried to add a rainbow frame to it and failed miserably. At least it's kinda cute. Love your content, here's to a struggle-free 2024. Love, Eleonore ❤

@aeea3306

Ай бұрын

🐜

@sunsunrisexx

Ай бұрын

🦗

@phuanh992

Ай бұрын

that is so cute ❤ and thank u for typing it out

@CodlessVurgin

Ай бұрын

🪨

@mueezstopmotion

Ай бұрын

thnx

Hey I am the one that sent you all of the maple stuff! I am glad you liked the syrup and cream! Let me know if you need anymore in the future!

@annabolicka4508

29 күн бұрын

As a European who seldom gets to view REAL maple sirup - you're doing god's work there mate!

@PoptartParasol

29 күн бұрын

give me some

@cayo2031

28 күн бұрын

Do you sell in Europe?

@vracaze

28 күн бұрын

@@cayo2031 i wish he did, that one in the jar looked amazing

@user-ek7ik4nf6u

27 күн бұрын

My guy ur sweet

People who don't eat chicken feet: 😨 People who do eat chicken feet: 😨

@rqb6731

Ай бұрын

Why?

@eat_things

Ай бұрын

@@rqb6731 gotta trim those nails man

@rqb6731

Ай бұрын

@@eat_things oh 🤣 Rip

@RyanEglitis

Ай бұрын

@@eat_things Extra steps if you're not gonna eat more than a bite lol

@chaosfire321

Ай бұрын

I don't mind the taste. I just hate how impossible it is to debone it as your eating it.

I'm just addicted to his videos at this point.

@olapyza

Ай бұрын

videos*

@thebeast25yt33

Ай бұрын

Factual.

@Wallflower958

Ай бұрын

Same!!!!!

@SeeYue-ev5xh

Ай бұрын

Agreed

@g0dzilla_au

Ай бұрын

@@olapyza videos*

"just let me fold my credit card one last time" yeah let's hope the one you encounter will be like those villains in animes that waits for the protagonists transformation before attacking

@Totle_39

29 күн бұрын

What are you talking about? Canoes an npc hebwont be fighting any villains.

@coff3ebeans

29 күн бұрын

@@Totle_39 oof my bad bro, I retract my earlier statements

Feet curry is such a bold choice of thumbnail

@CraVish

Ай бұрын

The moment I saw that thumbnail I knew it was a Future Canoe video

@Skoggybear

Ай бұрын

Feet curry reminds me of a Friday night with my uncle

@diodoubled

Ай бұрын

I've neve eaten feet, but I've seen he had to remove the finger tips with the nails...

@a_l_e_k_sandra

Ай бұрын

Feet is a huge market tho

@corentinesummers8259

Ай бұрын

Looks like something foot fetishists would eat

"it kinda looks like i made it" he didnt have to do her like that😭 Edit:ive never had this many likes before;-;thanks

@way9883

Ай бұрын

poor Kak Jessica 😭😭😭

@albertaditya5590

29 күн бұрын

Its pastel from Indonesia right?

May ligma spoon live for a thousand years

3:22 "Promo Code isn't valid". My goat

@kikris6216

29 күн бұрын

bruH for half a second, didn't noticed it. thanks! LOL

@sam_vos

28 күн бұрын

Works now

@kazboven9744

27 күн бұрын

​@@sam_vos yea probly did at vid release but not before when he filmed it so it says promocode nit valid

7:00 the postcard says: Hello and welcome to struggle postcards. I tried to add a rainbow frame to it and failed miserably. At least it's kinda cute. Love your content. Here's to struggle free 2024 Love, Eleonora (i tried my best to decipher the postcard)

@ares395

Ай бұрын

I can read it but honestly that persons 't' gives me anxiety

@Justlov4

Ай бұрын

I was trying so hard. Apparently I thought the struggle free 2024 was nipple free 2024 which is something else entirely LMAOOOO

@Sassafrassassassa

Ай бұрын

Eleonora writes g’s backwards

Man I was excited about the swords but then it got even better with the new ligma utensils lol. I'm so happy you're getting gifts now! Looking forward to many more recipes in the future!

2:40 I had assumed "sword fighting" was already part of your guys' daily routine 🤔😂

@DeLittleCat

Ай бұрын

No, no, its part of their nightly routine. 🤓

@messysoda2220

Ай бұрын

@@DeLittleCat🤓

@desaug

Ай бұрын

@@DeLittleCat 🔫

@rekayy

29 күн бұрын

Wtf

@izanagiuzumaki7325

29 күн бұрын

@@rekayy ftw

Pastel Tutup is delicacy in Southeast Asia especially on Indonesia where this Pastel have tons of variation, dont be confused with Mexico version because they look similar but have different ingredients and shape. The filling should be minced instead of cut square like that with some broth from cooking (add milk, not the heavy cream or cheese) and the potato on the Top-side should smeared with mixture of egg yolk, butter and milk powder to make them fragrant and delicious.

New item unlocked The ligma spoon

"Stop laughing at me dad!" Yeah right, he is still on the neverending quest to buy milk.

@kristinetejada8738

29 күн бұрын

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the whole unboxing section reminds me of my grandma. like every 2 months, she would send us a package full of produce from her hometown

That's the most amount of emotion he has ever expressed in a video....good job

Hey dude, your videos gave me the courage to try cooking something by myself. Came out looking crappy but tasted fantastic.

@FutureCanoe

Ай бұрын

Thank you

@galladegamer6950

Ай бұрын

@FutureCanoe is an inspiration to us all because he teaches us that even if it looks like it came from Chernobyl it still can taste good

@goodname5920

25 күн бұрын

​@@FutureCanoea man of many words

12:30 "it kind of looks like I made it" has to be a backhanded compliment

15:15 bro the police siren on top of that 😭

@prayinq

26 күн бұрын

LMFAOOO 😭😭

The cut to the s'mores aftermath along with the siren in the background almost made me spit out my lunch. Genius.

I wasn't expecting so much emotion in your voice

did his voice got a little bit deeper and no longer that lazy, lethargic tone, and shows emotions. omg is he leaving the npc era??? but as always i’ll always support you

@Sakana420

25 күн бұрын

If it means he’s happier now then I’m all for it

0:06 why is his voice so deeppp bro I could listen to him all day

Jessica and the “ pastel tutup” is from Indonesia dear.. somewhere in the south east Asia

@HardC

Ай бұрын

Cool! With boiled eggs, potatoes, and the chicken and sausage combo; my guess would have been Argentina or Chile!

@512TheWolf512

Ай бұрын

@HardC you reminded me I should visit Argentinian grill joint asap

@way9883

Ай бұрын

Yup

@antekliyue9874

Ай бұрын

definitely indonesian, my mom and my grandma used to make pastel tutup but instead of glass noodle we use macaroni and lot of cheese and butter. my grandma said she used to made it when she was working as maid in a dutch household back when indonesia still colonized by dutch

@laurentiaeditha2735

29 күн бұрын

He made the worst pastel tutup I’ve ever laid my eyes on

13:21 yooo it's a dish from indonesia, also glass noodles, are a type of transparent noodle made from starch (such as mung bean starch, potato starch, sweet potato starch, tapioca, or canna starch) and water. (it's also illegal in some jurisdiction because it use chitosan as stabilizer)

So cute he is more energetic when he is interacting with fans like this

No fingers were harmed in the making of this video. ❤

@Rezzhuanne

Ай бұрын

Jk idk

@paalzolder

29 күн бұрын

the feet were, though

12:43 "bedroom carrot" that's wild but no lies 😂

Oh oh oh! I'll comment my favorite cookie recipe! I made it myself! 💕 It's actually a spell to banish harmful spirits, lol, but also a bomb cookie. This is my personal recipe for a cookie with a Hell of a kick. I half all the spices when making it for others. VERY crunchy. Bad-b-Gone Ginger Snaps cream together cup 3/4 Soft Butter cup 3/4 Sugar cup 1/4 Brown Sugar add cup 1/3 Molasses Egg 1 add tsp 1/2 Salt tsp 6 Ginger tsp 4 Cinnamon tsp 1 Ground Cloves tsp 1 Allspice tsp 1 White Pepper tsp 1 Black Pepper tsp 1 Chili Powder tsp 1/2 Cayenne Pepper tsp 2 Baking Soda cup 2 1/4 Flour roll individual dough cookies in cup 1/2 Sugar and press flat bake 350°F 15 minutes Don't press them flat if you don't want them super crunchy and snappy. If you see this, enjoy! 💕

11:54 WHAT was that deep, "Let's give it a taste."?!

@User-minmin09

29 күн бұрын

I know I was shocked his voice went that deep

@Sakana420

25 күн бұрын

It might also be his roommate or just that fact the the audio was less quality since it’s not his voice over

The new ligma utensils are insanely clutch. So useful!

@thekingtk16

29 күн бұрын

My only question is why are they impossible to find online?

The ligma spoon and fork combo is almost too powerful

all we need now is to make him cosplay Tanjiro with those knives for a video. maybe slicing fruit for fruit-based recipes or something-

I didn't think the swordguy is actually called swordguy until I check the description.

Damn now he can have something to defend his house with besides radiation

1:25 see’s a criminal. you: wait get back or I’ll stab u.”PROCEEDS TO BUILD LEGO“

8:38 HE JUST READ MY MIND…I was also thinking this can’t be Indian tho,must be Thailand because they add soya sauce,and also love curry 😂❤

14:25 She's probably from indonesia, in here we have a dish called 'pastel' which is that except its covered in puff pastry making it like a fried dumpling rather than a pie in this video. I think you used too much noodles though hahah. great video as always :D

@Cardstock1321

Ай бұрын

When I saw pastel in the name I thought lusophone country but then the noodles dropped and I'm like 😮 not lusophone.

"bedroom carrot" is absolutely nuts.

That maple cream looks radical. I also like fake syrup. But in a baked good that cream looks so good; or a spoonful in a cup of coffee.

@Dakk_Attack

Ай бұрын

Hey that's my maple cream! Thank you so much I really appreciate it! ❤

@Greendawn-di3dl

Ай бұрын

@@Dakk_Attack godspeed buddy. You tap it all yourself? I've always found the maple syrup cycle to be fascinating. I wish I lived in an area I could tap my own. Maples can live here but there's various diseases that kill them here.

Most normal video hes ever posted

yeah, totally good idea to gift a box full of sword and knifes to a totally sane youtuber

@rashi4553

29 күн бұрын

He's gonna be chopping onions with those swords😂

i really enjoyed watching the unboxing part of the video!! i hope youll make it longer next time or create a separate vid/series for it. luv ur contents btw!

This is officially my happy place. Love this channel

as someone whose shopped with swordguy since his ad on Achievement Hunter (RIP) and a fellow canadian this brings me joy seeing you love the products =)

That shepherds pie looked like it suffered the worst tapeworm infestation in history.

14:25 I can’t stop laughing at the dumb noodles hidden under the mashed potatoes it’s pure chaos I love it

"it kind of looks like I made it" you didn't need to do poor Jessica dirty like that 😂

this is wholesome wow you shown so much emotion

(7:53) cooking starts!

@chazboxzero

Ай бұрын

The unboxing is fun, but clicking your timecode on 2nd watch thru

Those blades were INSANE I'm glad you're able to build a community that appreciates you it's very much deserved Mr Canoe!! ALSO PLEASE DONT PLAY FRUIT NINJA HUHUHU (Refer to Nigahiga's video to when he tried to play Fruit Ninja T_T ) Edit: Also when displaying the swords, it's proper if the sharp side is facing upwards. letting the sharp side rest with contact with a surface may dull the blades faster

@onza1317

Ай бұрын

omg nigahiga man takes me back

@lyz6459

29 күн бұрын

@onza1317 DUDE when FutureCanoe said he wanted to play fruit ninja with the blades my 2010 KZread-addicted inner child woke up like a sleeper agent

7:00 the card says: Hello and welcome to struggle postcards. I tried to add a rainbow frame to it and failed miserably. At least it's kinda cute. Love your content. Here's to struggle free 2024 Love, Eleonora P.S. I tried my best to decode the card

OMG you are so close to reaching 2 mil !!!! Love the videos

omg you're almost to TWO MILLION SUBS! CONGRATS!!!

whoever decided on that selection of turkish snaks is tripping turkish snacks are top tier

0:48 bro got the entire uk package 😂

i would watch this man unboxing swords and still enjoy it

9:20 I was in the middle of drinking soda 😂😂😂 almost choked

He really got a whole blade selection

English struggle meal...but also just a good easy meal Scrambled eggs, baked beans and cheese on toast Make scrambled eggs (however you prefer them, personally I'm a soft scramble) Use something like Heinz baked beans Cook your beans in a sauce pan, dont overcook them or they'll have a weird texture, basically dont let the sauce boil Toast and butter two slices of bread Slap the egg on one slice The beans on the other Then grate some cheese over both Bone apple teeth Its usually served with ketchup or BBQ sauce

Only future canoe could unbox 30 swords and name the video feet curry

how am i only just know finding your channel? your content is pure gold lol and you have one of the best comment sections ever lmao

Postcard appears to say: "Hello and welcome to Struggle Postcards :) Tried to add a rainbow frame to it and failed miserably. At least it's kinda cute. Love your content, here's to a struggle-free 2024. Love, Eleanour

@slwrabbits

Ай бұрын

I am very impressed that you were able to read that!

that first package is the dream omg

Hi, FutureCanoe! I wanted to tell you that I have been watching your videos for the last couple months and they are really helping me through some tough stuff. It made me happy to see you trying some Turkish snacks. Love from Turkey

I have been so stressed out recently, you make me laugh

The sirens in the background when the s’mores came out of the microwave is golden.

That "care package" with the cake mix and jiffy cornbread mix and canned corn is for a recipe 😂 you mix it all together to make cake cornbread 😅 we make it all the time it's really good 😊

Congrats on 2 mil FutureCanoe

Damn, I've been watching since I remember watching you man! You're content are some video I've been watching for a while! Keep it up if you feel like you want to keep doing this, if not that's cool too from Europe!

5:48 HE DID DO IT LATER

6:22 those are actually filled with marshmallow and surprisingly deliciuos; you can get them at almost any turkish store in germany... (i know, right?)

You're videos always makes me feel better when i am in my low ❤thank you future canoe

"Congrats for 2 million subs king" We all say in unison

I cry at the end of every video because the OG song is gone. Hope they dispute the copyright issue soon.

Jello recipe : first you take a little pot put a cup and a half of water put your Jell-O from the supermarket put it on medium high heat until it’s boiling. Keep it on heat after that for another 2 to 3 minutes and then put it in your bowl and leave it outside for for 30 minutes, then put it in the fridge for an hour and you’re done. It’s for more than one person. Edit.: I also made a video of it.

@eldiablo1467

Ай бұрын

Futurecanoe's version would still manage to be radioactive. Bro would probably forget it for a week.

@pedrijr-ej2yz

Ай бұрын

Might as well give him a recipe

@MrsCurioCheerio

Ай бұрын

Instructions weren't clear enough. I left my jell-o outside and now I have a ton of ants in it 😔

@pedrijr-ej2yz

Ай бұрын

Keep it in the fridge let it outside for like 20 minutes

@pedrijr-ej2yz

Ай бұрын

But did it work?

When you went to eat the chicken feet i feel like that was the most emotion I've heard in your voice... I love how much more impact the emotion has when its rarer

Advance congratulations on 2 million subscribers 🥳

I miss the outro song. 😢

9:38 you are supposed to eat it with rice

CONGRATS ON 2MIL!!

the ligma spoon is my favorite part of the video

Bro u didn't even remove the nails of the chicken feet??

Future Canoe makes life more bearable🥺slightly less radioactive..

Congrats on 2 million subscribers!!!🎉

CONGRATS ON 2 MIL SUBS 🎉 🎊

2:44 you 2 probably already do a different kind of swordfighting

When do we get a face reveal

I was looking at your channel just 2 hours ago to see if you had uploaded. Guess at this point i will just subscribe :)

im happy about the ligma spoon and fork, what a perfect present!!! well done to whoever sent that!

Watching this video at 1am is a bad idea 😭 I'm laughing so hard at the part where "Celery? I don't want to eat celery, Mom. Stop laughing at me, Dad." 😭

Like this comment if Future Canoe is your comfort KZreadr

15:15 the siren in the background really completes this

Bought a box from Swordguy because of your spotlight. Great looking crafts from our guy

Lol future canoe, Jessica is Indonesian. It is an Indonesianized western food, glad that it comes full circle. Now it is shown all over western audience

He doesn’t know glass noodles our theories of him being possibly Asian have been debunked

@mygirldarby

Ай бұрын

He's definitely Asian. Someone on reddit showed stills of his earliest videos where he showed his face.

@thekingtk16

29 күн бұрын

He also said his parents don't care about him so maybe they dropped him off in New York and went back to South Korea without sharing the knowledge of glass noodles

The weird pie feels like something you'd cook wasted in the middle of the night with stuff you find in your roommates fridge

the canned corn meme is still alive... hats off to u whoever sent it :D u are a real one