"You have give us the ring my precious eyes" is the best line of the movie.

@HarrisonHollers

Жыл бұрын

What a line!

@Jeezes718

Жыл бұрын

Right next to saying he wants to sleep in a bed made of Morgan freemans voice.

@tpndgo2061

Жыл бұрын

Smeaglo .

@wavyshon2x87

Жыл бұрын

Definitely 😂

@artobaron399

5 ай бұрын

techniclly she wwont kick him out because of drugs its a perfect match

"You're a waitress, you're not building rockets." Even for a blind guy, there's absolutely no excuse to be as rude as that.

@teatla4801

5 жыл бұрын

He didn’t “see” it that way

@mistamysteriuh

5 жыл бұрын

@@teatla4801 smooth af 😂

@moonwakey5195

5 жыл бұрын

Foxy the pirate fox lul

@jacksongibbs8998

5 жыл бұрын

Now he’s got a Cookie Crisp in his bum bum

@raymondpelosi1574

5 жыл бұрын

Jackson gibbs hahahaha

"you have 'give us the ring my precious' eyes"

@Aalling76

7 жыл бұрын

Golem!

@gaelicpride_6353

7 жыл бұрын

Gollum*

@fineiswear3020

7 жыл бұрын

true nerd

@rocky99949

7 жыл бұрын

(LAUGHING)

@nicolasquezada8736

6 жыл бұрын

Dash Porter

"You have give us the ring my precious eyes"

@marissasosebee6248

4 жыл бұрын

Preserve And Thrive I was SCREAMING 😂😂😂💀💀💀

@memphiswatts3242

4 жыл бұрын

COPY

@thel.akhalil1249

4 жыл бұрын

Yooo I was hoping this would be first comment 😭😭😭😭

@TheScribe1.0

4 жыл бұрын

And then later she sees Gollum.

@JonathanHolt1988

4 жыл бұрын

That was so freakin funny

“Cookie crisp In yo bum bum jeez I’m sowy” got me laughing 😂😂😂😂

@YoutuberFanbasr

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@Realbatman34

Жыл бұрын

Ik the way he said it😂😂😂😂😂

@51OAKLANDER510

9 ай бұрын

I went back to the 90s when he said that

@natalieandersen7020

8 ай бұрын

😂😂 this is funny cookie crisp in yo bum bum jeez I’m sowy

@jesskoppe2482

Ай бұрын

Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love Mark Wahlberg he nailed the 5 year old son

@samueljeshurunlamechp9894

2 жыл бұрын

Hold up...

@andersgale9544

2 жыл бұрын

@@samueljeshurunlamechp9894 😂

@hazelgoodshepherd9315

2 жыл бұрын

pause

@jeffma7507

2 жыл бұрын

Wait...what?

@tafsibhuiyan8730

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeffma7507 1:07

Seth MacFarlane is the reason why I love this movie

@austinschimke5721

7 жыл бұрын

***** I love family guy

@christopherpage5265

7 жыл бұрын

true

@cryptxlore2429

7 жыл бұрын

Christopher Page i like him bc he created family guy and the clevland show

@thecartoonvault5381

7 жыл бұрын

Same

@hmicjgsf4life

6 жыл бұрын

Me too :)

‘oh. He’s not my boyfriend.’ ‘oh. Good’ 😂😂

@galaxytb147

3 жыл бұрын

What do you think she was trying to say?

@trevor4942

2 жыл бұрын

@@galaxytb147 I think she was into him but I don't think she was into her 😂

@brianmateo8041

2 жыл бұрын

@@galaxytb147 Shes bascially referring that hes into him and its good that hes available

@ibrahim_-_-_

Жыл бұрын

@@trevor4942 he*

@ibrahim_-_-_

Жыл бұрын

@@brianmateo8041 she’s*

"was your mascot a broken condom?" OML I CAN'T...😂😂😂

@theshockerpit7274

4 жыл бұрын

Amy Anime Lover mine is

1:48 - That's a real joke Seth McFarlane made about Amanda Seyfried, he would call her Gollum eyes and talked about it on the Graham Norton show.

@ababababbaab9996

3 жыл бұрын

commited felony trespass

@bensonotega2341

3 ай бұрын

She does have gollum eyes thgh

@Weesock

3 ай бұрын

I feel like she made her eyes even bigger after Ted said that

I love how Amanda Seyfried just lost it when Mark said that line. lol! They kept it rolling. Totally awesome.

I don't care how many times I see this clip, 0:51 that sound has me crying laughing every time...lol

@Gamer_Ghost_900

Жыл бұрын

Me Too

@oh3681

Жыл бұрын

Play that sound like 5 times and it'll sound like cards being shuffled

@phntmloona2843

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@jacobrangel4914

Жыл бұрын

It sounds like the cod hitmarker lmao

@Noah_zilla.2022

Жыл бұрын

0:52 0:51

1:06 i was laughing for HOURS!

@amyartlover

5 жыл бұрын

IKR, me too 😂😂😂

@nadaproductions777

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@loganthevillager9176

4 жыл бұрын

*I ‘ M S O W W Y !*

@jahceirgilbert3031

4 жыл бұрын

@@amyartlover yeah I know I really love John's impression of a 5 year old kid😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@youraveragejoe2

3 жыл бұрын

1:19 for me😂

give me the ring my precious eyes!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmfao

@williamveisamasama9792

5 жыл бұрын

Phoenix North 😂😂😂

"Have some cookie crisps you need some nutrition" yes mark whalberg yes 😂

@PJ.Rob06

Жыл бұрын

"Part of a balanced breakfast"

that "cookie crisp in yo bum bum" line has me wheezing on the floor every time lmao.

Did he just call her eyes as bulbous as Gollum's!?!

@karmawuzhere6642

7 жыл бұрын

Yes..........Yes he did

@rightuppercut1426

5 жыл бұрын

Symbol Guy Damn, only now I get that joke ...

@peakyblinders6735

3 жыл бұрын

He wasn't lying though 😂😂😂

'Give us the ring, my precious eyes"...hahaha!!

@DgardsGaming

3 жыл бұрын

So Gollum eyes

1:18 “Go get my cookie crisp out of his a**”

@DgardsGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Screw that, you do it yourself. 🤢

1:06 Mark Wahlberg sounds like Adam Sandler.

@albicalderbank3611

5 жыл бұрын

DeadlyDerpDog I know right

@giantrobby5050

4 жыл бұрын

I cannot unhear it not but you are absolutely correct

@JessieJamesPlays

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@duongbroz5945

4 жыл бұрын

Waterboy

@Kauffman578

4 жыл бұрын

Both are jews

1:49 you have the "hive us the ring my precious eyes"😂😂😂😂

@Proffesional-Retard

Жыл бұрын

Hive us the ring? I'm not even going to begin what is wrong with that........ I love it!!!! But I'm pretty sure you just misspelled it.

@user295.

Жыл бұрын

@@Proffesional-Retard The H is next to the G, of course it's an accident, no big deal

0:52 their reactions were priceless!!!!

"The fuck me eyes lol"

@skuroses8541

7 жыл бұрын

Daniel the elite "no you have give us the ring my precious eyes"

@daniel725C

7 жыл бұрын

Leon Jo I know right

“Oh yea, was your mascot a broken condom?” No one but Seth MacFarlane could’ve said that better

Ted: Sir, I apologize for my five year old son. John: (mocking baby voice) I’m sworry. Sworry, sir. Cookie Crisp in your bum-bummies. I’m sworry. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@hzbin.audios

Жыл бұрын

forgot the jeez

@jackraider1039

3 ай бұрын

he doesn't say jeez​@@hzbin.audios

0:56 Should have given him a veteran cap!

@sethduarte4510

Жыл бұрын

0:56 that’s the thumbnail of the video

0:48 HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD

@dhoyoso

10 ай бұрын

I don’t get it…

@Peacemaker420

10 ай бұрын

@@dhoyoso Its just so random

One of the rare times when I like the sequel more than the original 😂

@ChristianFrates1997

2 жыл бұрын

Amanda Seyfried is one of the reasons.

@miraculousedits2529

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChristianFrates1997 1000%

I mean she totally have the "give us the ring my precious" eyes lmao 😂

"No,you have give me the ring. My precious eyes"

“Oh yeah was your mascot a broken condom” 😂😂😂😂

@traintrack3761

3 жыл бұрын

Shut up *throws cookie*

@aminatogunbanke9407

2 жыл бұрын

*it hurts*

@jackraider1039

3 ай бұрын

Oh!​@@traintrack3761

I guess you can say he didn’t see that coming

@guitarheaven1747

5 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@MuffinMcFluffin

3 жыл бұрын

rimshot

@Nayleixy

2 жыл бұрын

You’re out of line for that but that is funny

When she threw it right up that guys crack, I laughed so hard.😂🤣

@generalcoty5225

2 жыл бұрын

Me too 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@MrandMrsdinosaur

Жыл бұрын

Innit 😂

Ted: no you have the give me the ring my precious eyes God I love dobby 🤣

Never fails to make me laugh these clips- this movie never seems to get old for me. I guess I just miss my old teddy.

Give us the ring my Precious Eyes , I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@agasthya1747

Жыл бұрын

What does it mean?

1:06 people at school

I love how Ted says “Jeeesus Christ!” So much definition behind that lmao 🤣 😂

She does have bug eyes. Love them

1:17 had me dying laughing 😂

0:04 Hey, sam, how is your boring salad? 😂😂😂

0:28 ..that face tho

Cookie Cwisp in yah bum bum zeez I'm sowwy😂😂😂

Ted: Sir, I apologise for my five year old child. Bad Butch you sit there and eat you're fish nuggets! Johnny: Fishy Nuggy!

"Give us the ring my precious" eyes.. I just lost it there... Almost choked laughing

The writing is amazing. He said go get my cookie crisp back 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1:38 the *bleep* me eyes

@nomon95

5 жыл бұрын

yeap.and before too 0:30

Tfw Mark Wahlberg is 15 years older than Amanda Seyfried

@goodguynow

7 жыл бұрын

That's ok

@carlosferreira3797

7 жыл бұрын

TheBDHShow Mark Wahlberg: "too old"

@mdlinksthetopg6510

7 жыл бұрын

Age doesn't matter at least the actors are friends (y)

@SuperSparrow45

7 жыл бұрын

What!? No!

@adanflores2594

7 жыл бұрын

TheBDHSho

0:19 literally my friends when im joking around with the boy i like 😫😂

@GZZVlol

Жыл бұрын

Funny number of likes

@greentoesbstatus4325

Жыл бұрын

You're a girl right, cuz if you're a boy yourself then Y O U G O T T A G O

@yurmabeechaudits3522

Жыл бұрын

That's when you look at him and say "yeah. So when are we gonna make out?"

"Cookie crisp in your bum bumsy" LMAFO

You know, I have John and Ted's level of maturity and I love it. It's nice to find fun in every scenario. That's not something to be ashamed of, makes you younger longer

Maybe i'm too damn high, but i damn near pissed myself crying at the sound of the cookie crisp hitting the crack...lmao. I kept rewinding it

It’s been five years how am I still laughing at this!

@lauren4life

Жыл бұрын

6 years now

"Was your mascot a broken condom" LMAO

“Nah you have the Give me the ring my precious eyes” 😂😂

"Jezus you're a waitress you're not building rockets firgure it out!"

It wouldn've been funnier if the guy WASN'T blind and had just forgotten to take his specs off.

who plays the waitress damn shes hot

@Michael-ho3xw

7 жыл бұрын

She's also in the movie The Boy next Door

@edwardmorales5318

7 жыл бұрын

Whats her name

@elementbender1

7 жыл бұрын

Lexi Atkins

@sengtech9097

6 жыл бұрын

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

@lukestokes2579

6 жыл бұрын

Nick The Music Snob yeah right

The sound when the Cookie Crisp lands in the dudes crack 😂😂

"Um, sir I apologize for my 5 year old son" 1:03😂

"You have give us the ring my precious eyes" cracked me up so hard the first time i saw this. Seth MCfarlane has the best humor. :D

“You have give us the ring my precious eyes”

0:51. I died

I died at 1:07 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

sometimes I forget this gem of a movie..

He said u have give me the ring my precious eyes😭😂

I'm sorry sorry sir cookie crisp in your bump bump geez I'm sorry 😂😂😂😂

*Legend has it That cookie still in his "bum bum* "

“Have some cookie, It’s very nutritional” 😂😂😂

"Cookie Crisp in your bum-bum! Geez, I'm SORRY!" LOL.

And we never got Ted 3. That's real sad.

@guitarheaven1747

5 жыл бұрын

I personally even liked the second one better than the first one

@Nameless82284

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's for the best

@EricGraham94

2 жыл бұрын

@@guitarheaven1747 I liked the 2nd one more mostly because Amanda Seyfried’s character was more interesting than Mika Kunis’s, who’s basically every Mila Kunis character

@christiaanbothma

2 жыл бұрын

Don't worry about it. A few months ago Seth announced that he's making a Ted TV show.

@Hasan-rf6eq

3 ай бұрын

​@@christiaanbothmayeah but it 's done. There must be at least 24 episodes, it not enough never 😑

give me the ring my precious eyes hahahaha

I totally forgot this movie. I need to rewatch it!

No, you have give us the ring my precious eyes.

I love how the show references the salad thing with Blair’s 😂

Hilarious how he bought the bad 5 year old impression. 😂

Hey..Where the hell is my coffee?? I've been waiting for 10 minutes!!

@arthury.7327

7 жыл бұрын

kevin brown I'm so sorry sir, I forgot, I'll get it right away.

@kevinbrown8678

7 жыл бұрын

LMAO

(1:48) It would have been funny if Ted said "you have 'on wednesdays we wear pink' eyes."

HAHAHA ,you hv give me the ring precious eyes! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Did anyone notice that he is Ted is also Peter Griffin from family guy?

@carultch

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, everyone who saw this movie noticed.

1:06 is crazy

Damm the dialogues are Soo awesome in this movie..!

It's come to this. Never take advantage on someone's disability

I love the way Seth MacFarlane's mind works.

“You have give us the ring my precious eyes,” 😂😂😂

Damn ted was third wheeling

1:01 😂😂😂

My friend has give me the ring my precious eyes

1:08 LMAO

@grucifixion

7 жыл бұрын

cookie christ in your bum bum

@hanzohasashi726

5 жыл бұрын

Elijah Austin dddddddddwhhhhkk

@hanzohasashi726

5 жыл бұрын

Elijah Austi

@boneless6179

5 жыл бұрын

Elijah Austin *crisp*

1:06 is so funny

Thunder buddies can do anything.

Lmfao you have give us the ring my precious eye's. She actually does have those kinda eye's.

The Absent Minded Waitress Never Served Ted His Coffee!!

You have the "Give us the ring, my precious" eyes! Hahaha!

I love the childish voice John puts on "I'm sowwy. Sowwy, sir. Cookie cwisp in your bum bumzies, I'm sowwy!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

Ted = Peter Griffin??

@fbebrbrbbebrbebr8311

5 жыл бұрын

gtNYR _68 Yes they are the same Voice actor and not only that he playes Roger In american dad/Other animation series soo he's like Animations dad

@dog_on_chairyt5963

5 жыл бұрын

Fbebrbrb Bebrbebr oh lol

“You have freakin give us the ring my precious eyes lmaooooooooooo

You have give me the ring my precious eyes

You have give the ring eyes.. Lol

'Give us the ring my precious eyes' pmsl