It's Party Time! 🎉Who wants a Ted for his own party? 😜kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZJ6CuJtwfL3Rf8o.html

@DISTER141

4 жыл бұрын

Morgan Freeman sucks

@roofpicable1110

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@yazminzaragoza9463

3 жыл бұрын

Dister@ what’s wrong with you did you see his skin color your a monster 😤

@MariaGoncalves-on6jl

3 жыл бұрын

@@DISTER141 uowyayo ye laykaewkiewwlo was eékzzzgzzdkfkxzgUd

@MariaGoncalves-on6jl

3 жыл бұрын

@@Viking0508 mmm

We're a fun hospital.

@Nmille98

5 жыл бұрын

Said as monotone as possible.

@tomoplayzzOfficial

5 жыл бұрын

We’re so fun we like making people think ur dead

@mysterymark1551

4 жыл бұрын

case myers god bless you

@pork43

4 жыл бұрын

im the 1100th liker on this comment

@Levi_music1

4 жыл бұрын

That was the most family guy-esque line in the movie

That moment when you realize even a teddy bear has a girlfriend and not you..🤐🤐🤐

@ssumkai

5 жыл бұрын

Ik its a film but so true

@phantomtq

5 жыл бұрын

and girlfriend is hoot

@phantomtq

5 жыл бұрын

the question is how does he fuck her though

@phantomtq

5 жыл бұрын

@AW Cause ahh yeah the actress is one hot ass woman

@PatRick-ny7gi

5 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you i do have a girlfriend and she is beautiful

Morgan Freeman as a lawyer is terrifying. “I know this man committed murder, but in 10 minutes, you won’t be sure anymore.”

@johnson7156

4 жыл бұрын

i read that in morgan freeman's voice...

@coryhobbs5386

4 жыл бұрын

Noce

@yoda5436

4 жыл бұрын

Morgan Freeman hmmmmmhmmmm, wiser men then you there are

@yoda5436

4 жыл бұрын

tommy blade huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu, never dead I am, one with the force I am, cool blue ghost thingy I am.

@yoda5436

4 жыл бұрын

Morgan Freeman mhmhmhmhmhmhmmmm, chosen me the winner of this argument youtube has, fair game this has been, good day!

If Morgan Freeman was a lawyer he could probably win every case with his voice alone

@lochness5524

4 жыл бұрын

He would just have to say “not guilty” and then it would all be over

@MikeJ2023

3 жыл бұрын

What if he was a lawyer for Red from Shawshank redemption? Who would win?

@Danny-or4gw

3 жыл бұрын

I like his voice

@emnegro401

3 жыл бұрын

You Filipino too?

@edgarallanpoe8917

3 жыл бұрын

@@MikeJ2023I believe since Red was portrayed as admittedly being the only inmate guilty in Shawshank he wouldn't have attempted to defend himself from incarcerated..

If Morgan Freeman tells you you're guilty even if you didn't do anything, you're guilty.

@mtnd02.06

5 жыл бұрын

Unless you're innocent, then you're still guilty.

@reidulv6003

5 жыл бұрын

If he told me I was guilty and I wasnt I would do something very fast to be guilty

@Aiden-0915

5 жыл бұрын

Even the Hokage feels the same way

@darthkratos9723

4 жыл бұрын

God of shinobi needs to follow Morgan’s order too~~

@messaroundaccount1193

4 жыл бұрын

Hashirama Senju Tell that to Madara bro

Of course Ted was going to win. He had God as his lawyer.

@matthewallen8525

5 жыл бұрын

Jose’s Gaming Channel Best comment ever.

@nagaskay7381

5 жыл бұрын

Anis Alamov no he literally played as god in a movie

@nagaskay7381

4 жыл бұрын

Rick O'Shay very ironic lmao

@giovanniledezma2202

4 жыл бұрын

@Rick O'Shay I thought he was agnostic

@giovanniledezma2202

4 жыл бұрын

@@anisalamov825 if your too sensitive yeah I believe in God and see no problem

“We’re a fun hospital” That was a real family guy type joke 😂 it’s so obvious the is Seth McFarlane’s creation.

@nascarfanatic2425

4 жыл бұрын

This version of dark humor was actually relatively mild, though. And actually, unlike a lot of more modern dark humor jokes on Family Guy, this one actually got me to laugh. Gotta give credit to Mark Walberg, though. Until the Ted movies, I didn't think he could be that funny of a guy.

@jeeplord4067

3 жыл бұрын

It was like when Peter and Lois started fucking in the grocery store and the guy just walked by and said, “This is a cool place.”

@thebandit0256

3 жыл бұрын

But you probably get it from another doctor not Doctor Hartman

@thewewguy8t88

3 жыл бұрын

which probably explains why this movie is basically the plot of the tng episode a measure of a man.

@zSwagsterz

3 жыл бұрын

This second movie actually was a Family Guy episode. Brian had gone to court. The judge was black.

“Honey they’re classy they are not like us” 😂😂 Gets me every time

@mrsocko316

2 жыл бұрын

"classy"

@gameover9390

Жыл бұрын

@@mrsocko316 Man she would be a fun mom since she understand the golden rule "Dont be a cockblocker!"

@amaranthinedragon154

Жыл бұрын

“They’re good people”

"No problem, We're a Fun Hospital" 🤣🤣🤣👏👏

@tyrtyrant3892

4 жыл бұрын

This is weird

@anamervidallo3061

4 жыл бұрын

You asshole

"No they're classy. They're good people." 😂😂

@honeyv6020

3 жыл бұрын

😂 😂

@dotherightthing9585

3 жыл бұрын

😂💀💀☠️☠️😂😂😂😂😂😂

@christiankarlkarganilla2763

2 жыл бұрын

They're not like us.

Love how he just rolled with the punch. -"You can go F yourself" -"I will... And after I'm done F-ing myself, I would like to take your Case" Great writing and Delivery!

@gregthecarguy5092

Жыл бұрын

Funny as hahaha 😂

@aranerem5569

Жыл бұрын

I love that

@liamphibia

Жыл бұрын

I couldn't even stop laughing at Morgan's delivery! 🤣🤣

@mikehance6086

Жыл бұрын

Well he knew he at least deserved to be told that 😂

@RetroKingOG

Жыл бұрын

I never expected Morgan to ever say that lol

Lol "They're not like us, they're good people" 😂😂 When you accept you're hopeless

@lucasterling

3 жыл бұрын

Helpless?

@johannesgutenburg6425

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucasterling no no no

That man could tell me the earth is round and I'd believe him.

@galacticgaming4472

5 жыл бұрын

Someone is about to get r/woodshed I can feel it

@danielguzik9981

5 жыл бұрын

bekosim batman BuT ThE EaRtH iS RoUnD

@richg6191

5 жыл бұрын

@@galacticgaming4472 they cant be if you say that before someone has been wooshed

@mayonnaisedog7986

5 жыл бұрын

Ok

@musicremixerlord6125

5 жыл бұрын

Instadan Gamer r/woosh

I feel like this is a cameo of the few times Morgan Freeman played God in movies

@barry393

5 жыл бұрын

His scenes all looked like "motion picture footage of Morgan Freeman".

@jamesmoriarty3962

5 жыл бұрын

He would only be able to play a cameo if he was actually god 🤦🏻‍♂️

@sgaming0x043

5 жыл бұрын

Jim Jim not really. Considering how Morgan Freeman is God in many movies, him playing God in a movie that you would never consider is a cameo, there is really no point for him to be in this film other to add some sort of surprise.

@Cayde-6

4 жыл бұрын

Hi

@airportsecurityscan

4 жыл бұрын

U mean be played himself.

*”No problem, we’re a fun hospital”* Best Doctor ever

Morgan Freeman is God ? Ask Jim Carrey lol.

@mysticpowerz808

3 жыл бұрын

Or Steve Carell

@FernFolf

3 жыл бұрын

Morgan is the voice of god and Jim is the image of a rat

@automotives902

3 жыл бұрын

And Michael scott

@flandraledits195

3 жыл бұрын

And the grinch

@six-stringphantom1402

3 жыл бұрын

The Black All State Guy played God in the tv show Lucifer

And God said "let there be a lawyer with the voice of me!"

@scottwpilgrim

4 жыл бұрын

You need to capitalize words referring to Him!! Just kidding, I don't care. I'm not religious.

@therealb888

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kenzo976

4 жыл бұрын

let there be God with the voice of a lawyer

@quasar7951

3 жыл бұрын

Nah he just decided to physically manifest as Morgan Freeman

@Bowiiihowdy

2 жыл бұрын

Or he is god

I may get ridiculed for this, but man, I really want a buddy like Ted in my life

@abdikilas9677

5 жыл бұрын

Ahsan Abbas I’m with you fam, if I had my own Ted id just chill wit him instead of all the fake people I know lol

@slotery13

5 жыл бұрын

ridiculous

@55187706344

4 жыл бұрын

@@unwantedangelsmc7746 there you go

@conorking4919

4 жыл бұрын

Haha Hahahaha nerd

@like10smurfs.

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus what a fucking mary. Lol I dont deserve a Ted, he'd come alive and wonder why theres a hole in his ass. I would tell him cause I used to shove my hand in there.... but, we'd both know that's a lie. Lol

Fan theory If John actually did die, his wish would die with him and thus Ted would revert back to a toy. Ted only lives because John is alive.

@BWANEMAET

3 жыл бұрын

You must be fun at parties...

@dariuspaker7960

3 жыл бұрын

It was his ex-gf who wished ted back to life in the 1st movie so ted would been still alive if John died

@tybonez1364

3 жыл бұрын

john did die... he said it himself. "they brought me back with the paddles... "

@beniprasadrathor28

3 жыл бұрын

Wishes never die

@elixir662

3 жыл бұрын

@@tybonez1364 people who die can't be brought back with paddles.

I like how Ted ain’t even mad he understands lmaooo bromance at it finest

Morgan freeman not only spoke to a teddy bear, but defended him in court. Wtf.

@uwuman7011

5 жыл бұрын

Acus9999 thats the power of Morgan Freeman

@SAMSUNG-br2uv

4 жыл бұрын

HES A HUMAN GET IT RIGHT

@bbzip6355

2 жыл бұрын

@@SAMSUNG-br2uv legally he is, but like he isn’t tho

@Mugruncher

Жыл бұрын

@@SAMSUNG-br2uv no he’s a person. Not a human person, but a person.

@Reverendld

Жыл бұрын

So what? We're questioning god now? Lmao

No no honey they're classy there not like us theyre good people

@salvadorguzman8530

4 жыл бұрын

I liked that part

@jamilecrocodile718

3 жыл бұрын

It's Captain

@DragonsRocks017

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that Captain Jack Sparrow is saying this

@therealboomhauer69

3 жыл бұрын

@@DragonsRocks017 uh thx😂

Is no one gonna talk about how he actually almost died but was brought back with the defibrillators

@blakecorea1512

4 жыл бұрын

It's a movie about a talking bear gtfoh

@geoffreyokrongly916

4 жыл бұрын

burritozilla shout out to Bruce Almighty.

@erichall090909

2 жыл бұрын

especially because thats not how that works

@southronjr1570

2 жыл бұрын

Welllll, in actual fact, it can, and does, happen especially when the defibrillator is used within 60 sec of the onset of a shockable rhythm. Now if he really was in asystole, that is not a shockable rhythm, but I have done 1 round of cpr with 1 dose of epi on a patient in asystole, got enough blood pumped to get them into v-fib, then shock them and have them convert to normal sinus. It is possible and happens on something of the order of around %13 in in-hospital arrests and around %3 in out of hospital arrests. Btw, I am a 16 year veteran paramedic, so I have seen it a time or two.

@MaxCE

2 жыл бұрын

atleast they did compressions before which is factual.

If Morgan freeman told me I was guilty I would full heartedly say “wow this guy might be on to something here. I guess I’m guilty.”

@civirterna6001

3 жыл бұрын

😂 😂

@WithoutReward

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@codyhawley5234

Жыл бұрын

I don't know why I read that in Mark Wahlberg's voice but it worked

I’m pretty sure this is the first time I heard Morgan Freeman swear

@Savoots

5 жыл бұрын

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@lynnpabontheelitehero6579

5 жыл бұрын

Well you're clearly a fucking moron because he has cursed many times before in his movies. Fucking moron

@hassanibrahim4459

5 жыл бұрын

@@lynnpabontheelitehero6579 What the fuck is wrong with you?

@Dawnyy

5 жыл бұрын

@@lynnpabontheelitehero6579 good job liking your own comment

@Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyy

5 жыл бұрын

Go watch Shawshank Redemption like right away.

I love how John convinced the hospital workers to do that

@99dndd

10 ай бұрын

They’re a fun hospital.

*John when he actually dies* Ted waiting for him to wake up:

3:11 john: Hey Doc! it worked out hilarious thanks! Doc: No problem. were a fun hospital!

Still cannot get Ted's wife outta my mind...

@JoseRodriguez-cu6vo

5 жыл бұрын

No I can

@cmb6087

4 жыл бұрын

Ranel Gallardo thanking you later.

@dzezuz8300

3 жыл бұрын

@@ranelgallardo7031 ok ill thank you now

@linken0879

3 жыл бұрын

dzezuz Like way later

@balasmj

3 жыл бұрын

@@ranelgallardo7031 I am very sorry for thanking you way too late... Thank You...

A lawyer with the voice of God, literally

@Governor2310

5 жыл бұрын

More like God with the voice of a lawyer.

@HoracioCuevas

5 жыл бұрын

He plays god in Bruce Almighty😂

@stephenking5852

5 жыл бұрын

Freeman doesn’t even believe in God, surprisingly.

@Sora-kaslana

5 жыл бұрын

Bruce almighty reference

@gabemartinez2558

5 жыл бұрын

@@stephenking5852 He cant believe in himself.

I was definitely shocked when I heard Morgan Freeman joined the cast of this movie. I guess even if your film isn't a huge blockbuster, if it does well enough, you'll have even the most high-profile actors signing on to join the sequel.

@bilalamir1341

3 жыл бұрын

Fuckin MARK WALHBERG IS IN THE MOVIE HOW HIGH PROFILE ACTORS DO YOU WANT

@TonyDanza4Lyfe

2 жыл бұрын

This movie was the definition of a blockbuster. Commercials ads and posters of the first one were everywhere and Seth was a superstar

@notsure8513

Жыл бұрын

Even if the movie wasn't a blockbuster his role within it was very strong.

"We're a fun hospital." 🤣🤣 Got to be of the funniest lines in the history of cinema.

That's a fun doctor 😄

@shaileshnavale1819

5 жыл бұрын

He he🤣

@ThatLaloBoy

4 жыл бұрын

They're a fun hospital

I loved this movie, *and* Freeman’s Speech was pretty freaking amazing.

@InternetPersonas_32

5 жыл бұрын

T- that didn’t require a ‘but’, they were both positive statements

@lunaticfringe3890

2 жыл бұрын

When it is not.

I could listen to Morgan Freeman's beautiful voice forever and it would never get tiring

Plot twist: Morgan Freeman is the reason Ted is alive in the first place.

@JoeCortazzo

3 ай бұрын

Plot twist: How about you shut your face!!!

I love how the live action Seth MacFarlane movies have random situations that r just like family guy or american dad

@goromajima504

5 жыл бұрын

I think he wants to make a live action Family Guy. The closest thing we got is skit. Was it on madtv or something? the one with the Asian Steview

@angelopellicci179

5 жыл бұрын

@@goromajima504 mad tv

@clintbrew

5 жыл бұрын

It was similar to the duke of hazards scene in family guy with peter winding up the car window and brian breaks his neck and peter says that payback from a few episodes back i think it was that it was ages since i seen the ep it where the family move to the bayou

2:36 that face should be in a horror movie

@lopresti101

5 жыл бұрын

Dear god your right.

@mrirrelevant4289

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shit

@TheScribe1.0

4 жыл бұрын

Tami-Lynn’s or Sam’s?

@quandlequintaviusdinglenut8022

3 жыл бұрын

Bradley Clark sam

"Well uh.... maybe we don't want you now" "Shut up" "No yeah we want ya for sure we want ya" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Morgan Freeman as a lawyer is legit terrifying. You could walk into court on murder charges knowing you're innocent and after ten minutes, you'll be sitting there thinking, "I'm a monster."

*cough* maybe we dont want you. Best line

@MrVresnov

5 жыл бұрын

shat ap

2:57 when your squad laughs at something you dont know about

2:50- I remember when I first saw this he got me too and I laughed. That's actually good that the doctors and nurses have a sense of humor too. I feel like you need that considering the field they're in.

4:40😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The Attitude!!

You can actually tell John’s alive *before* the doctor told Ted, Sam and Tami the ‘bad news’ as he clearly hesitated rather than saying straight out John ‘died’

4:30, the 1 thing I could never have imagined Morgan Freeman saying & he still delivers it perfectly 😂

4:26 Jeez Morgan Freeman is funny

@thatoneperson0808

Жыл бұрын

I will and as soon as I'm done fucking myself 🤣🤣🤣

Congratulations Ted! You are now officially a REAL PERSON!!!👏👏👏

I wanna go to a fun hospital when I die.

@davidamedi4254

5 жыл бұрын

then you wont die

@BattleOfficial_

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshuaking5672 k

@SamotLS7

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshuaking5672 ok

@NinjaPirate17

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshuaking5672 k

@firebirdchild975

4 жыл бұрын

Doc: makes joke You: ha doc I'm dying Doc: yes yes you are

I love it when he says: no problem, we're a fun hospital. 😂

Morgan Freeman has such an amazing voice,he can read the phone book and make it sound interesting!

3:52 Honey Honey they're classy, they're not like us. 😂😂😂

4:32 and a star exploded.

0:30 when you're rapping the fast part in rap god

"No problem, we're a fun hospital" said the doctor casually while standing perfectly framed at the doorway. 🤣

So, no one’s gonna talk about the nurse’s rapid fire yet accurate delivery of her lines?

5:03 all pets are now human. Morgan Freeman has spoken.

"You can change your relationship status from single into it's complicated" I like that.

The voice is incredible, thanks Morgan for all your incredible work.

Morgan Freeman is the best

@moniquedesrochers106

4 жыл бұрын

This movie Ted and Ted 2 are disgraceful and I will never allow my son to watch it

@seeyouagain911

4 жыл бұрын

@@moniquedesrochers106 Why?

@cmb6087

4 жыл бұрын

Monique Desrochers Morgan Freeman would be disappointed in you.

@Mandalorian_Goblinslayer

4 жыл бұрын

C B I agree

03:20 She didn't forget to put a picture on facebook after she heard that he has died, It shows how devastated she was.

This is literally the greatest scene in any movie ever

Why do I get the feeling that the A.I. is going to use this exact speech

When you realize a teddy bear has feelings and you don’t

@TheWicked1999

4 жыл бұрын

My ex

"Stuffy douche bag for the plaintiff, your honor" "Morgan Freeman for the defendant, your honor" "We, the jury, find in favor of the defendant, your honor" *BANG* "Court is adjourned."

Outside of the jokes and stuff, this actually pulled on a few heart strings for me. Then again, combine Morgan Freeman with a great wholesome ending, and that will happen.

Amanda Seyfried's acting is amazing.

“Well maybe we don’t want you now.” Whaaaaat?😂😂💀💀

@JaveOo

4 жыл бұрын

John:(looks at teddy) stfu stfu ahahah

4:17 "You know why? ITS BECAUSE IM BATMAN!"

These 8 minutes have been the biggest emotional roller coaster of my ENTIRE life

Imagine being so goddamn powerful that you can stop your own heart without dying

“No Problem we’re a fun hospital” 🤣🤣🤣

Was kinda disappointed he didn't get any more freckles...

@TheScribe1.0

4 жыл бұрын

Really? You’re throwing a South Park joke into this? LMAO

@josecampos4823

3 жыл бұрын

Only 17 people got this joke including me

"No problem, we're a fun hospital :) " Love that line between everything xD

This got me emotional, and it doesn’t even have a plausible premise.

“We are a fun hospital 🏥 “

2:00 try not to cry wait until ted stops talking

Do you know why Morgans voice sounds so relaxing? It’s because its Gods gift

@froshtea

4 жыл бұрын

God's gift? Tf u mean he is THE GOD HIMSELF

2:04 How can Johnny pull that off without smiling or laughing?

I really like how in this universe Samuel L Jackson is still a famous actor, but Morgan Freeman is a civil rights lawyer with the "voice of God"

This was one of the best movie moments ever

I never thought I'd say this but Morgan Freeman has a beautiful voice. Then again I always say that in every movie he's in.

Morgan has 1 of the best clear voice around the world

That is the quickest response to code blue I’ve ever seen

"HES A ZOMBIE! HES A FUCKIN ZOMBIE!" lmao.

For a fictional comedy movie that was the most emotional speech I’ve ever heard.

Just imagine someone not knowing what's going and suddenly they see a sentient teddy bear proposing to a woman and then the woman saying yes and the entire city celebrating.

Brilliant scene from a very good movie. Getting a teddy bear to shed a tear is a pretty cool effort. Could probably go a Ted 3 if the studio is willing.

@sekiro7397

2 жыл бұрын

For some reason Seth himself really doesn’t like Ted 2

life supports shows a 0 and makes warning beeps "What is going on? is he going to be ok?" Usually those things are quite a clear sign of whats going on, and it's not going in that direction...

2:37 anyone seeing this

“No problem, we’re a fun hospital”...I fucking love that 😂

Imagine if Ted was human ang went full knuckles when he was jumpscared... His friend would've stayed at the hospital a little but longer

Just when you think a movie couldn’t be better, Morgan Freeman comes into the scene.

So happy there isn’t a third ted both of these movies r fire and nothing tarnished that

If I ever end up in the hospital, I'm definitely asking the doctor to play along.

And now all of those Barbie and my little pony dolls can press charges for sexual assault since this case decided objects that are animated are people too.

@rosekreuze

5 жыл бұрын

you should have the best lawyer then

@georgehoyle8797

5 жыл бұрын

Lol I think you’re u mean for yourself their

@rosekreuze

5 жыл бұрын

xD

@scottwpilgrim

4 жыл бұрын

You have no basis, your Barbie's and MLP dolls aren't sentient, and if they are, WHY HAVEN'T YOU KILLED THEM YET?!?

@maharjanlaxmiprasad

4 жыл бұрын

Anime tiddies are waiting for judgement against you for using them in hentai........

i love how when Morgan starts talking, the prosecutor didnt even try argue with his points, because we all know when God is speaking you keep your damn mouth shut and what he says is true is the damn truth.

You can see Seth's Macfarlen's Star Trek love coming through. The court room scene is very similar to a TNG episode with Data.

"They're classy they're not like us"