"Nobody said Stahbucks"

@janellehaines7979

7 жыл бұрын

stahbuck and Bill Cosby

@wumbo26

7 жыл бұрын

janelle haines Bill Cawsby*****

@holysayingsofrobin4055

7 жыл бұрын

janelle ann you people are monsters

@NyqWill95

7 жыл бұрын

Nice Shirt hey we're giving you the tools pal cmon makes some fucking comedy

@jaimeagueromartinez

6 жыл бұрын

yea bro noone said Starbucks

''We're giving you the tools buddy, make some f*cking comedy'' - I literally died XD

@eduardoPerez-ej4bw

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr that got me so hard

@whYLiE09

3 жыл бұрын

he's got a point tho XD

@mathuhodges4012

3 жыл бұрын

Fade in Robin Williams walks into a Starbucks: Bill Cosby is sitting at a table with a lit cigarette in his mouth "hey man you looking to party tonight? me and some girl are going to fly some German plans if you know what I mean" Cosby said as he motioned putting pills in his drink Robin Williams gives him a great smile and says "I'd love to man but I left my suicide note in one of the twin towers" Ha ha ha ha classic comedy

@bruhmoments19

3 жыл бұрын

Mathu Hodges I’m dead😂💀

@azomama2544

3 жыл бұрын

BilL CosbY

This is a comedy classic in every way possible, and don’t give me that “it’s not old enough to be a classic” because on the internet everything is multiplied by 5

@akitonagashima4799

3 жыл бұрын

so my 4 year old gf.... giggity

@teresagiff378

3 жыл бұрын

Ted 9/11 guy robin Williams Ted robin Williams on 9/11 I'm dying of laughter😅😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ethanlane3055

3 жыл бұрын

Brooo💀

@notsosadboi1240

3 жыл бұрын

It’s isn’t old enough to be a classic it’s still a great movie just not a classic

@Wookie_Lover77

3 жыл бұрын

whoever told you that belongs in a mental health institute

The improv part is just a family cutaway gag and I love it

The humor is so much like Family Guy and it's absolutely perfect in every way.

@ganados0

7 жыл бұрын

It was written by two of it's regular writers and the creator whose only written four episodes.

@MrAlexH1991

7 жыл бұрын

YO, DUDES,.. I know. I know who Seth McFarlane is. Lmao

@dilennoris6547

7 жыл бұрын

Alex Harwell MacFarlane*

@quadeong7453

7 жыл бұрын

Actually I think its better than family guy

@Onmysheet

6 жыл бұрын

I don't like Family Guy but I love Ted.

"whose in the Starbucks?" "Bill Cosby!" *dying* 😂😂😂😂

@ashmulholland7796

6 жыл бұрын

Better idea "whose in the Starbuck?" "Donald Trump"

@Izadora-yj9eb

6 жыл бұрын

AND HE'S RAPIN THE BARISTA

@FireFox-co2zy

6 жыл бұрын

You people are monsters!

@AmbiguousApple

6 жыл бұрын

Ashley Mulholland Nice try

@itsarthur1900

5 жыл бұрын

“Who’s in prison?” “Bill Cosby!”

As someone who took two years of theater classes in high school I kinda am a professional and can say that they did nothing wrong. First rule in improv is to never reject the suggestions people throw at you.

@ey7290

3 жыл бұрын

Even with suggestions like Ferguson, Offices of Charlie Hebdo and Germanwings cockpit?

@ReplyGuy22345

2 жыл бұрын

@@ey7290 it would be dark and edgy but they have to make it funny

@a7x_nomadiceagle482

Жыл бұрын

@@ey7290 bruh thas my ideal version of comedy right there, an office shooting, a plane crash, and riots

@mrcritical6751

Жыл бұрын

@@ey7290 I mean with the Charlie Hebdo one they could’ve worked it in their favour and just ignored the shooting. Just do some French accents and act like they’re typing at a computer

@TorontoLifeByRy

Жыл бұрын

So 2 years of high school somehow made u an expert damn you must be delusional

"Okay who in the Starbucks?" "Bill Cosby" "You people are monsters"

@AJax4123

6 жыл бұрын

Well we’re givin ya the tools buddy make some 🤬 comedy

@vimtocat1741

4 жыл бұрын

I would've said Jim Jones

@IBeMelissa

3 жыл бұрын

😂

They need to make a third one....NOW

@matthewrosenberg9879

8 жыл бұрын

I think that too

@amfthehedgehog1234

8 жыл бұрын

yes and a number 4

@KingExituS

7 жыл бұрын

Nah, Ted is a father now, his best years are over!

@austin1470

7 жыл бұрын

KingExituS Ya because Ted's going to be a perfect father haha. That kid's gonna be smoking joints by the age of 8

@KingExituS

7 жыл бұрын

Austin Still, that wouldn't be the same, the kid gonna be like a third wheel in the bromance between John and Ted!

"we're giving you the tools, buddy, come on, make some fuckin' comedy"

@metalheaddd97

8 жыл бұрын

😜😂

@johangranskog7216

7 жыл бұрын

Haha so hysterical, get's me every time 😂

@ShadowStreamMedia

7 жыл бұрын

palefox 😂😂 Bill Cosby just in Starbucks ruining drinks

@MrAlexH1991

7 жыл бұрын

"I heard Starbuck's!" "No you didn't." "No one said Starbuck's, pal."

@marcgaytan3207

7 жыл бұрын

palefox Yass😂😂😂

The fact that Ted and Johnny are really fighting over the last beer makes this scene gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@NazriB

2 жыл бұрын

Don't tell me that they didn't have enough money to get another beer?

@awesomesauce2000

Жыл бұрын

@@NazriB yeah but they probably didn't want to go out

@Walk-vsp

Жыл бұрын

John: GIVE ME THE BEER BRUH💢😡

0:54 gets me every time

@dinoboy6388

Жыл бұрын

Ha ha m***********

@SLG3YouTube

2 ай бұрын

Haha! Mothavaga

Comedian: Ok Starbucks so who's at Starbucks? Ted: Bill Cosby those two lines did it for me right there

@Onmysheet

6 жыл бұрын

He has now swapped it for life imprisoment

@dustyfedora

5 жыл бұрын

Marcus Martinez you people are monsters.

@Mommy_Makima20

4 жыл бұрын

Ted:Bill Cosby Me: R Kelly

@SDFBLACKOP2026CJW

4 жыл бұрын

Marcus Martinez same

@Realdeal628

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

Can't stop laughing at the sad improv part.😄

@bigkastner1737

8 жыл бұрын

Me to

@bigkastner1737

8 жыл бұрын

+Plushemon ! Even though I don't know what improv is

@svenus5683

8 жыл бұрын

Improvisation, especially as a theatrical technique. The idea is that a small group of actors will ask the audience for a scene, location, etc and on the spot the group must act it out without a script. Making something up on the spot. Not many actors can do that. Robin Williams and Jonathan Winters were a skilled Improvisational Actors. I'm sure you can find videos on KZread on improv.

@Kaitentsuki

8 жыл бұрын

Didn't get what was wrong with Robin Williams as a person when they mentioned him, was it because he recently died or because he was just better than them or am I missing something?

@svenus5683

8 жыл бұрын

+Kaitentsuki because he recently died.

1:25 I wish I had balls to do that 🤣

@mistamysteriuh

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@wolfeusmc2011

3 жыл бұрын

You guys should come observe a Marine Corps Infantry Platoon. :)

@alexlopez5137

3 жыл бұрын

I would do it but some people will be bitching

@SeasonalGFilms

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexlopez5137 I would still do it while they do lol

@alexlopez5137

3 жыл бұрын

@@SeasonalGFilms you sure I was going to say it when I’m in school

0:10 The results for the search 😂😂😂

@DrunkCrazyMonkey

Жыл бұрын

Never notice until now lol.

@Syrjis86

Жыл бұрын

All of them have been opened 😂😂

@Meo_den_nhin_quen

11 ай бұрын

time to destroy laptop again 🤣

@thribs

4 ай бұрын

Its a ongoing gag in the movie.

@nqobilequedabula6789

2 ай бұрын

Absolutely elite 😂😂😂😂

Seth MacFarlane escaped death that morning. He was supposed to be on first plane that struck the WTC, but arrived at the airport too late.

@taylorfelix8002

7 жыл бұрын

so did Mark Wahlberg

@burlone718

7 жыл бұрын

so did Bill Cosby

@sweetbabyrodney

7 жыл бұрын

David C I thought he got too drunk and got kick out of the plane.

@dchang11

7 жыл бұрын

He got drunk the night before and overslept. He arrived at the airport after the gate closed. After rebooking for the 11:00 flight, he took a nap and was awaken by a commotion. He phoned his parents who thought he died

@djayephotos

7 жыл бұрын

burlone718 hahaha

We need a historical event. Ted-"9/11" I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mattgerrish908

8 жыл бұрын

+The One Man Army Oh man that would've been terrible. 😂

@mattgerrish908

8 жыл бұрын

The One Man Army No worries, I thought of that myself too.

@mattgerrish908

8 жыл бұрын

The One Man Army I don't know what that is.

@mattgerrish908

8 жыл бұрын

The One Man Army I know what Chernobyl was but how was Donald Trump involved?

@mattgerrish908

8 жыл бұрын

The One Man Army Oh ok

Seth Macfarlane and Mark Wahlberg just make the perfect duo 😂

1:50 sounds like peter

@gaminwithproplayer836

2 жыл бұрын

It's Seth MacFarlane he voices Peter and ted

"I heard Starbucks!" "No you didn't. Nobody said Starbucks" " who's in the Starbucks?" "Bill Cosby" "You people are monsters" 😂

@nicksantoro9423

6 жыл бұрын

The Very Hungry Caterpie stabucks

@jest3r_crusher751

6 жыл бұрын

Andrew Acosta-Ortiz lol

@rlawogks15

4 жыл бұрын

It's Stahbuhks

@mihailospasic153

4 жыл бұрын

i dont get it

@scottish2057

3 жыл бұрын

@@mihailospasic153 I take it that you have never watched TED

"The offices of Charlie Hebdo!". Bwahaha!! This scene could have easily been five minutes longer.

@Marauder623

5 жыл бұрын

Jose Chavez no, that would've gone too far.

@RZombie45

5 жыл бұрын

Marauder623 nope they weren’t to close they needed to go farther

@Echotayzo

4 жыл бұрын

No it wouldn’t of been funny if it went for a long time this was a perfect length and was a very funny scene that luckily didn’t get ruined

@Tiddlywinks4444

2 жыл бұрын

Lol when I saw that in theater I gasped. That literally happened the same year Ted 2 came out

@markherring3513

4 ай бұрын

who is that?

1:17 love this part more then ever, laughed my head off to this seance

1:22 This is how I Imagine myself yelling sad suggestions to James Corden on the Late Night Show with James Corden.

@Jackferrett6781

2 жыл бұрын

Late late show

I died at the improv part 😂

@cameronbaumgarten2093

5 жыл бұрын

Alexander Garcia hhh

@PGVideos4222

5 жыл бұрын

whole cinema theater was laughing lmao

@elfuego121212

4 жыл бұрын

Omg are you okay ?

@alexandergarcia7603

4 жыл бұрын

@@elfuego121212 no I have unfortunately passed away

@elfuego121212

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexandergarcia7603 my condolences man

1:34 peter talking.

@jennq4132

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha XD thats definitely id expect peter griffin would say that if it was on family guy

@FridayNightStreamz

Жыл бұрын

That’s what I’m saying

As a person who does improv. This is hilarious

Historical event: 9/11 Person: Robin Williams Person: Robin Williams on 9/11🤣🤣🤣🤣 Location: Starbucks Person: Bill Cosby 🤣x100!

@SufferingSober

3 жыл бұрын

“Nobody said Starbucks” 😂🤣

@Tylerboyd2001

3 жыл бұрын

@@SufferingSober stahbucks*

"I heard Starbucks" "no you didn't" "nobody said Starbucks" "whose in Starbucks?" "Bill Cosby!" 😂😂 they #Pettyashell😂😂👏👏

@rudyolivaiii3163

6 жыл бұрын

brian crim I don't get it

@olly7155

5 жыл бұрын

You people are monsters 😂😂😂

@matthewthornley1120

4 жыл бұрын

@@olly7155 hey we're giving you the tools buddy come on make some f***ing comedy

This film should have won an Oscar Award, it's extremely hilarious!!!...

@inigo-montoya

2 жыл бұрын

An oscar from the oscar academy... The same academy who give extra points to movies for "having inclussion"?

"HAHA! MOTHAFUCKA!"

@ImperiumInc941

4 жыл бұрын

9-11

‘I just need a location!’ ‘Germanwings cockpit!’ Dying 😂😂😂

@lindinle

5 жыл бұрын

i dont get that one.

@vtn05001

Жыл бұрын

@@lindinle look up Germanwings Flight 9525

@enzotakerian5488

Жыл бұрын

The Sikorsky helicopter 2020

@izaanahmed2792

11 ай бұрын

Kobe Bryant’s helicopter, columbine high school , World Trade Center, Jeffrey ebsteins jail cell

@enzotakerian5488

7 ай бұрын

Las Vegas 2017

"We're giving you the tools man, make some fucking comedy!" XD hhaaaaaaaa! This is comedy!

never thought I'd laugh when someone said Bill Cosby or Robin Williams

"Look we're giving you the tools buddy, C'mon make some f***in comedy." haha, no need fam, I'm already dying of laughter, LMAO

0:21 me and my sibling fighting over the last bag of chips

@ashton4207

Жыл бұрын

Crisps*

@ashton4207

4 ай бұрын

@@GamesInAMood crisps*

The sad improv will always be my favourite scene in Ted 2 😂😂

"Who's into Starbucks?" 'Bill Cosby' dying 😂😂😂

@AJax4123

6 жыл бұрын

That Guy with the Hat you people are monsters

4 жыл бұрын

@@AJax4123 Hey, we're giving you the tools to make the fahking comedy.

@michaelanguiano5528

Жыл бұрын

Well we're giving you the tools buddy come on make some f**king comedy

The improv looked like he was straight out of Family Guy. 😂😂 I love this movie. Both 1 & 2 were awesome.

0:12 Pause (3/9/19)

I'm a big fan of Robin Williams and I have a feeling he is having a good laugh in the great beyond after watching the scene and is not the least bit offended.

Even the audience (or extras, I must say) can't help but laugh. XD

0:40 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Twinkiesm😝😝😝🤣🤣🤣

"come on, make some f**ing comedy" 😄😄😄

How many of you guys tried to find ted and John in the crowd during improv?

@nicholasperez8482

6 жыл бұрын

phillip walling me

@nicolesotelo8020

6 жыл бұрын

phillip walling me

@TheMill3r

5 жыл бұрын

Me

@brandonkrol

5 жыл бұрын

Me.

@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257

5 жыл бұрын

ME.

So first, we need a historical event, who's got an event??

@Fade2BlackMCfade

8 жыл бұрын

911

@gurka16

8 жыл бұрын

+Fade2Black M jkjjjk k lLkjj bb h .dfyjhoumhg ikihs

@gurka16

8 жыл бұрын

+Fade2Black M jkjjjk k lLkjj bb h .dfyjhoumhg ikihs

@davidfelter417

8 жыл бұрын

+Fade2Black MC uh ok ok, maybe something else, okay let's start with a person!

@davidfelter417

8 жыл бұрын

+Deadly80Star - Gaming Channel okay alright for real guys, for real, I-who's got a person?

I think we can all agree that the movies TED and TED 2 show a lot of friendship and that we can learn from those movies.

0:51 is funny

0:12 lol

@JH-su9vl

5 жыл бұрын

Robert Alejo only just noticed that great Easter egg

did anyone notes that Ted sounds like Peter Griffin from family guy

@GigaChadh976

7 жыл бұрын

It's Seth macfarlane.

@ALEJANDROGONZALEZ-hc6dy

5 жыл бұрын

husband of megumi shimizu 2000 you're only the 600 millionth person to notice, congrats

@gonzalezsports6735

3 жыл бұрын

Watching Ted is like watching family guy but in live action because it’s Seth MacFarlane’s Movie and it features a few similar parts from the show

@tomiscooltv6341

3 жыл бұрын

Probably because they have the same actor

One of the best scenes from the entire film. Beer fight gets me every time

Wish he did my version 1:25 WORLD WAR II 1:31 HEATH LEDGERS 1:37 HEALTH LEGDER ON WORLD WAR II 1:43 THE TRAIL OF TEARS 1:50 OREGON TRAIL …. DETROITS URBAN RUINS 1:54 no no no 1:58 EZRA MILLER

@lukehannah4554

4 ай бұрын

Great job man👏

0:21-0:56 that is so me and my brother

@TheScribe1.0

4 жыл бұрын

It’s just beer mate.

@mistamysteriuh

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheScribe1.0 no, it's not just a beer

@miraculousedits2529

4 жыл бұрын

PhantomKiller76 it’s like everything is a competition with siblings or best friends

@kainedcruz7550

3 жыл бұрын

Me and dad fight over an last bottle of beer

lol I almost died when he said "Bill Cosby" xD

Ted 2 is a movie that will never get old

"Ok a university, now who's at the university" "Lori Loughlin"

@IsiahTomas

4 жыл бұрын

"Vontaze Burfict!"

@charlescunningham5275

4 жыл бұрын

Adolf....

@theminuteman7611

3 жыл бұрын

*"Ok I heard football game, who's at the football game"* *"O.J. Simpson"*

During the improv scene just look at everyone else trying not to laugh there heads off

Bill Cosby is into Starbucks LOL 1:58

Ted is easily Seth McFalene’s best work.

You know, I wasn't a big fan of Ted 2, but this scene was always a killer. I'm wheezing everytime I watch it.

“You people are monsters.” Lmao 😂

@IsiahTomas

4 жыл бұрын

Monster, the film with Charlize Theron

@michaelanguiano5528

Жыл бұрын

Well we're giving you the tools buddy come on make some f**king comedy

@NorydMatos

6 ай бұрын

i mean hecklers are definitly your worst enemy if you are a comedian🤣

When Ted said “Germanwings Cockpit” I laughed so hard😂😂😂😂

"Ferguson, Missouri, Germanwings Cockpit" That had me falling off my chair

0:12 I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"We're giving you the tools bud make some fucking comedy"

Pause at 1:53, the comedy guy looks so hilarious.

0:23 Me and my friend fighting over the tv remote.

Peter Griffin: This is better than the time I went to the improv yelling sad suggestions. (Cutaway to 1:21)

Just ignore the background 😂😂😂😂

Ted sound like peter in family guy

@oza1710

6 жыл бұрын

Younglegend2018 Younglegend2018 because he is you genius. The voice actors Seth MacFarlane.

"can anyone give me a historical place" Ted saying 911 got me laugh as AF

The way Ted snatched the beer 😂😂

who can see an asian guy laughing? 1:44

Hands down best scene in a comedy movie ever.

Ted wanted the last bud light beer

0:24 that snatch though

@niseymitchell261

2 жыл бұрын

All you hear is "Yeet"!

John opens beer and it splatters all over the floor Ted: Ha ha ha motherfucka😂😂😂😂

@jest3r_crusher751

6 жыл бұрын

Snap Chat Kween 😂😂😂😂😂

0:24 When You and your friend fight over the last soda

@elikonkler4768

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Imporv guy: Who's in the Starbucks Ted: Bill Cosby

0:27 Ted: *AH* Sam: Thank You So Much Taking My Call

"Who's in the Starbucks"? "Ted Bundy".

@chantelanderson3380

3 жыл бұрын

You people are monsters!

@jalencampbell8807

3 жыл бұрын

@@chantelanderson3380 Well we’re giving you the tools, buddy. Come on, make some f***ing comedy.

The whole Improv bit just screams Family Guy and I loved it

0:24 yoink!

I lost it at "German wings cockpit"

"You people are monsters"

Dude, Mark had to do that whole beer fight with nothing in front of him. That takes so much skill!

@Jackferrett6781

2 жыл бұрын

Was he doing it with John Cena

The improv made me cry

1:43 is that Peter griffin

"Offices of Charlie Hebdo."

@Sly_Maverick_19

7 жыл бұрын

+Vito Corleone Nice, France on Bastille Day

@MegaSureewan

6 жыл бұрын

Germanwings cockpit

@enzotakerian5488

4 жыл бұрын

Las Vegas in 2017

@demarr5811

4 жыл бұрын

Ok I heard Starbucks!!

@captaincold5481

4 жыл бұрын

@@demarr5811 no you didn't Nobody said Stahbucks

If I were either John or Ted, I would just open the beer bottle and pour some of it in a cup or in a glass, while the rest of it would be in the beer bottle. And this scene is both hilariously funny and perfect in every way.

This is the ONLY place where hecklers belong.

I kinda feel bad for the guy. He's trying his best tho.

A grown man fighting with a teddy bear, over a beer bottle... Hilarious. 🤣

Robin Williams on 9/11

Everything about this scene is golden. Knowing how many times they joke about it on Family Guy, I totally knew Ted was gonna suggest 9/11 🤣

I love sad improv

Guys this is the closest thing we’ll get to a live action family guy movie

The whole backround sequence had me DYING of laughter

Ted 2 - Ted Vs John and Sad improv

1:18 the improv comedy looks like a cutaway from family guy. 😂