Ted 2 (2/10) Movie CLIP - Law & Order & Porn (2015) HD

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CLIP DESCRIPTION:
Ted (Seth McFarlane) and John (Mark Wahlberg) sing the Law & Order theme song and then Ted discovers a rather disturbing porn stash.
FILM DESCRIPTION:
Ted (voice of Seth MacFarlane) ties the knot with Tami-Lynn (Jessica Barth), and recruits his best friend John (Mark Wahlberg) as a sperm donor in order to start a family in this sequel to the comedy hit about a teddy bear come to life. Later, when the Commonwealth of Massachusetts demands that Ted appear before a judge to prove he's a real person, the frisky bear and his pal vow to fight for their civil rights. Morgan Freeman and Amanda Seyfried co-star.
CREDITS:
TM & © Universal (2015)
Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Seth MacFarlane
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Producers: Jason Clark, Scott Stuber, John Jacobs, Seth MacFarlane, Eric Heffron, Wellesley Wild, Alec Sulkin, Mark Kamine, Joseph J. Micucci, Kelly Cronin, John Wiseman
Screenwriters: Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild, Seth MacFarlane
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  • @ivantheterrible2594
    @ivantheterrible25944 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if Ted was in any of the Toy Story films.

  • @lifeisberserk9566

    @lifeisberserk9566

    4 жыл бұрын

    He'd be buddies with lotso

  • @RayoMcQueen95990

    @RayoMcQueen95990

    3 жыл бұрын

    Then Toy Story 4 would have been WAY better

  • @richardwilliams1090

    @richardwilliams1090

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would've actually liked the movie😂😂

  • @safar3545

    @safar3545

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lifeisberserk9566 yeah

  • @lixfitz3602

    @lixfitz3602

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rated -R

  • @MegaDrainProductions
    @MegaDrainProductions7 жыл бұрын

    I love how they could've just ended the scene with them diving into the water and then cutting to the next scene but they went the extra mile and actually showed them under the water.

  • @NazriB

    @NazriB

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lies again? Battery Inflation

  • @SuaveRenegade

    @SuaveRenegade

    Жыл бұрын

    Would have been funnier if as they were laying the computer to rest in the ocean there were just thousands more littering the bottom of the ocean from people doing the same.

  • @mikailmuqrymohdmusyiri7535

    @mikailmuqrymohdmusyiri7535

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SuaveRenegade Seth McFarlane actually did that on Family Guy. Thousands of computers in the sea found by Seamus. Pretty funny

  • @JJokerMoreau

    @JJokerMoreau

    Жыл бұрын

    They had to. Family Guy demands those kinds of cut aways.

  • @garrettfairley2212

    @garrettfairley2212

    Жыл бұрын

    They actually have more. After they put it down there ted says they'll check on it every 6(?) months.

  • @newgeneration6450
    @newgeneration64502 жыл бұрын

    1:38 is literally the best "WTF" I've ever heard in my whole life 🤣

  • @Alexisawesome-um5ty

    @Alexisawesome-um5ty

    Жыл бұрын

    When Peter sees his batman glass broke

  • @emilyglass5313

    @emilyglass5313

    Жыл бұрын

    It felt like it came out of nowhere and it was hilarious. 🤣

  • @sreenivasaraghavan9608

    @sreenivasaraghavan9608

    Жыл бұрын

    Wtf in die hard Harlem scene

  • @chriskrausesmovie

    @chriskrausesmovie

    Жыл бұрын

    literally

  • @ndhickson3599

    @ndhickson3599

    4 ай бұрын

    @@sreenivasaraghavan9608 I thought the same

  • @Hurricanelive
    @Hurricanelive4 жыл бұрын

    Ted 3 : Counterclockwise! The true antagonist appears with the fully repaired laptop!

  • @JessieJamesPlays

    @JessieJamesPlays

    4 жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @crazyperson3812

    @crazyperson3812

    3 жыл бұрын

    Imagine

  • @northman8080

    @northman8080

    3 жыл бұрын

    And Donnie repared the laptop

  • @jmann6368

    @jmann6368

    Жыл бұрын

    @@northman8080 that would make an interesting storyline Donny hacks into the cloud and manages to recover Johnny's data. He soon blackmails Johnny that if he doesn't hand over Ted, he will expose all of this on the worst of websites (Facebook, Twitter, etc.) and Johnny and Ted have to find a way to get rid of the data and Donnie

  • @Arcader-cs9bs
    @Arcader-cs9bs7 жыл бұрын

    1:38-1:39 - *Ted:* _[yells offscreen]_ *_WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!_* - When I first heard this line in the theater, it caused several audience members to laugh loudly.

  • @DgardsGaming

    @DgardsGaming

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pretty sure that wasn’t just you who experience that 😂

  • @coolphantomsimpleton5907

    @coolphantomsimpleton5907

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dude I remember that part, but somehow I can't hear it now. Damn Mandela Effect

  • @chungabunga1169

    @chungabunga1169

    3 жыл бұрын

    People in the audience lost it at the Law and Order part too when I went to see it. Better times.

  • @runyanpiano

    @runyanpiano

    2 жыл бұрын

    I lol'd so hard at that wtf

  • @AdorableAncarya

    @AdorableAncarya

    2 жыл бұрын

    I died when I first seen it on my TV😂😂

  • @EtherealRoninERProductions
    @EtherealRoninERProductions5 жыл бұрын

    1:41 *Life lesson* *always delete your browser history and never make categorized prn*

  • @justindot4887

    @justindot4887

    5 жыл бұрын

    its not a crime (looks the other way..***)

  • @jessedelacruz4015

    @jessedelacruz4015

    5 жыл бұрын

    U have to go on incognito mode

  • @filimongalogavros5301

    @filimongalogavros5301

    5 жыл бұрын

    Always delete your browser history Never make categorised porn .

  • @KAIJUKING123

    @KAIJUKING123

    4 жыл бұрын

    RCYBER_X04 way ahead of yah hahahahahaha lmfaooo

  • @oliverreyes334

    @oliverreyes334

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@shepherdofmemories EXACTLY!!!! PREACH ON IT BROTHA!! I AIN'T EVEN WATCHING IT NO MORE, BUT IT WOULD BE SUCH A CRIME AND WASTE TO DELETE THEM DOZENS OF FILES NOW!

  • @wovenbruh4255
    @wovenbruh4255 Жыл бұрын

    i love how ted sounds like peter and brain at the same time 😂

  • @RLovatoEscobedo

    @RLovatoEscobedo

    Жыл бұрын

    Because ted is voiced by Seth Macfarlane. He is the man who family guy, the cleveland show, american dad, and ted.

  • @TheRealTestFry2024

    @TheRealTestFry2024

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@RLovatoEscobedo Duh, everyone knows that. It's obvious.

  • @delaynamurray4224

    @delaynamurray4224

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@RLovatoEscobedo And Sing (2016) as Mike the mouse.

  • @Honeywheremysupersuit
    @Honeywheremysupersuit3 жыл бұрын

    2:08 the wisest words anyone has ever said

  • @venomsnakessidepiece

    @venomsnakessidepiece

    2 жыл бұрын

    You sound like you must be great with women and not insecure about your sexuality and masculinity at all 🥰

  • @flowrepins6663

    @flowrepins6663

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@venomsnakessidepiece i practise no f@p and it is hard i can tell by your comment you probably not a man..men help each other cause girls dont have the balls. they dont know the pain.

  • @retaliation032
    @retaliation0328 жыл бұрын

    Not only is Ted a magical talking teddy bear, He's Water Proof. Mind Blown...

  • @Marco-nv6ps

    @Marco-nv6ps

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hes in a scuba suit

  • @simonkwok2770

    @simonkwok2770

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mouth part is not covered

  • @Sammy_Jankis

    @Sammy_Jankis

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lemo _Slag_Grass Because a scuba suit is water proof...

  • @ninjamaverick9507

    @ninjamaverick9507

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nice pfp

  • @ethanpayero

    @ethanpayero

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s cgi 😉

  • @madison475c
    @madison475c5 жыл бұрын

    Ted 3 needs to hurry tf up.

  • @pinkfriday81995

    @pinkfriday81995

    5 жыл бұрын

    Madison Clifton true girl

  • @madison475c

    @madison475c

    5 жыл бұрын

    Eddie Bacon at the end of Ted 2 they showed that Ted and Tammy-Lynn had adopted a child.

  • @glennkeating7688

    @glennkeating7688

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dam right it needs to happen. Maybe next year!

  • @elmacho5153

    @elmacho5153

    5 жыл бұрын

    Damn right

  • @elmacho5153

    @elmacho5153

    5 жыл бұрын

    Glenn Keating Or, maybe they might make that female version his sister.

  • @connor64x22
    @connor64x224 жыл бұрын

    2:08 Ted literally saying straight facts

  • @youtubeisntthesame529

    @youtubeisntthesame529

    Жыл бұрын

    The reply you got is why movies like this cannot be made today.

  • @joepettibone

    @joepettibone

    Жыл бұрын

    @crunthat Snow flake ❄️

  • @rexcolt9742

    @rexcolt9742

    Жыл бұрын

    @@youtubeisntthesame529 It was made less than 10 years ago. The *F* you talking about

  • @mxchris8173

    @mxchris8173

    Жыл бұрын

    This movie would be too offensive now.

  • @SomeCraftive-Art

    @SomeCraftive-Art

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mxchris8173 just like real life with dark/taboo humour. Just fantastic

  • @eldarius237
    @eldarius2374 жыл бұрын

    I've just found out Seth McFarlane voiced Ted, and that makes the movie double hilarious!

  • @dom4814

    @dom4814

    3 жыл бұрын

    How do you not know this have you ever seen family guy ?

  • @eldarius237

    @eldarius237

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dom4814 Seen Family guy but not Ted until recently.

  • @dom4814

    @dom4814

    3 жыл бұрын

    EL EK and you couldn’t notice that the guy voicing ted sounds exactly like peter? I mean cmon bruh you gotta pay attention

  • @eldarius237

    @eldarius237

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dom4814 yea I heard it sounded familiar but had to make sure

  • @sweetbabyrodney

    @sweetbabyrodney

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@eldarius237 I mean he did direct it.

  • @22fortifier
    @22fortifier5 жыл бұрын

    2:09 Ted ended the trans debate once and for all.

  • @drchanciepoo

    @drchanciepoo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Indeed

  • @yesikanarvaez5027

    @yesikanarvaez5027

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's actually really confusing

  • @jackwilliamthorne8377

    @jackwilliamthorne8377

    4 жыл бұрын

    No he didn't

  • @DrMan-nh3bg

    @DrMan-nh3bg

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jackwilliamthorne8377 yes he did.

  • @sethraelthebard5459

    @sethraelthebard5459

    4 жыл бұрын

    There were 666 likes on this comment when I clicked. There are now 667...Gods help me...

  • @whYLiE09
    @whYLiE095 жыл бұрын

    "I wanted to get caught!" 😂😂😂😂💀

  • @koleszgdanska7149

    @koleszgdanska7149

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's what I'm gonna say, when my parents will find out such things I'm looking at.

  • @RyanSmith-wo2pi

    @RyanSmith-wo2pi

    3 жыл бұрын

    Friday

  • @Joshuaxo_

    @Joshuaxo_

    3 жыл бұрын

    no u dont its awkard

  • @flowrepins6663

    @flowrepins6663

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Joshuaxo_ i was caught by my x girl friend ans it was awkard indeed. worse but whatever damage is already done -_-

  • @G.S.Productions

    @G.S.Productions

    2 жыл бұрын

    “Johnny, now you listen to me. This is a wake-up call, alright? You gotta get back out there and meet somebody, because y-you’re spiraling out of control, here!”

  • @loannes.lindley3949
    @loannes.lindley39494 жыл бұрын

    I love Seth McFarlane so much! He's very comedic and entertaining. And I'm really surprised that he would retire until 10 years.

  • @Lonarix1
    @Lonarix14 жыл бұрын

    2:37 Brian and Stewie smashing Surfin Bird. 😂

  • @danielrules-espinal

    @danielrules-espinal

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Surfin bird uh uh finds a way." -Peter Griffin

  • @miguellopez1810

    @miguellopez1810

    Жыл бұрын

    *plays 'Still' by Geto Boys

  • @multimattvideos
    @multimattvideos7 жыл бұрын

    "We're a bunch of assholes that take up a entire hallway with our conversation"

  • @SarahConnor618

    @SarahConnor618

    7 жыл бұрын

    0:20 did seth just edit himself in there next to orbach ??

  • @iceboy6261

    @iceboy6261

    7 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @crj911

    @crj911

    7 жыл бұрын

    That's Benjamin Bratt who plays Det. Curtis on the show actually lol

  • @theyoungcentrist9110

    @theyoungcentrist9110

    7 жыл бұрын

    MULTIMATT lol

  • @owenfranko6032

    @owenfranko6032

    7 жыл бұрын

    MULTIMATT chicks with dicks

  • @Franz_cpp
    @Franz_cpp8 жыл бұрын

    Can't wait for Ted 3!

  • @mattgerrish908

    @mattgerrish908

    8 жыл бұрын

    Me too!

  • @Franz_cpp

    @Franz_cpp

    7 жыл бұрын

    Do you guys know when they'll release it?

  • @Franz_cpp

    @Franz_cpp

    7 жыл бұрын

    The One Man Army Whenever it is, I'm gonna be pissing my pants and building abs because of the constant laughter when I watch em

  • @marinamackenzie8517

    @marinamackenzie8517

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yah

  • @ZaraAzhar81

    @ZaraAzhar81

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yeah me too

  • @justsomeguywithoutamustach7088
    @justsomeguywithoutamustach70884 жыл бұрын

    1:39 when the teacher calls on you even tho the whole class is raising their hands and you're not

  • @JoboVT

    @JoboVT

    3 жыл бұрын

    That is so true

  • @michaelevans680

    @michaelevans680

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yup

  • @joshorue6959
    @joshorue69594 жыл бұрын

    2:30 Classic Seth McFarlane and his cutaways

  • @Arcader-cs9bs
    @Arcader-cs9bs7 жыл бұрын

    2:30-2:34 - *John:* Wait, what do you mean? We'll just delete the files. *Ted:* No-no-no, that shit can always be recovered. - Yes, that is true. Even if you delete it, it can always be recovered.

  • @Muhrts

    @Muhrts

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yep, it can

  • @carultch

    @carultch

    5 жыл бұрын

    Does running the defragmenter permanently delete your files, so they can't be recovered? It is my understanding that deleting just marks the disk space as vacant, and that defragmenting actually takes care of rearranging the vacant disk space to the blank part of the disk, so there is more usable space.

  • @roguesentinel7790

    @roguesentinel7790

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@carultch The defrag only moves large files that are separated back together on a traditional hard drive to improve read times. It may override some previously deleted files, but it won't actively seek out lost data that was deleted but not removed. Some programs are out there that will pass over the deleted data in a hard drive or ssd with a string of zeroes, effectively removing any trace of the original data in storage.

  • @starcode5000

    @starcode5000

    4 жыл бұрын

    Empty rubbish bin: Let me introduce myself

  • @deeya

    @deeya

    4 жыл бұрын

    trust good old HDD, take out the literal disc, give it an acid wash (I've heard bleach works), now watch anyone trying to recover anything from that.

  • @klina7645
    @klina76454 жыл бұрын

    Even Ted is shocked 😦 and horrified at the amount of porn on John's computer 😂

  • @RyanSmith-wo2pi

    @RyanSmith-wo2pi

    3 жыл бұрын

    .

  • @jj-ce8bb

    @jj-ce8bb

    2 жыл бұрын

    Anyone would

  • @youknowwhoyouare2269

    @youknowwhoyouare2269

    2 жыл бұрын

    *Wait til they get a Load of me* 😈

  • @ex0bent88

    @ex0bent88

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yea durrr

  • @markherrera7640

    @markherrera7640

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ted would die instantly if he looked at my phone for a second because he’d be so scared

  • @sergiorodriguez1703
    @sergiorodriguez17033 жыл бұрын

    1:50 THERE WERE LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF FILES HERE!! 😂😂😂

  • @anthonystrikcani3840

    @anthonystrikcani3840

    Ай бұрын

    1:52 we’ll I’ve been meaning to clear some of that out!

  • @youthedits2861
    @youthedits28613 жыл бұрын

    2:02 I lost it🤣🤣

  • @jesseweneedtofast

    @jesseweneedtofast

    2 жыл бұрын

    MHA is trash

  • @mrfacestab5758

    @mrfacestab5758

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jesseweneedtofast MHA is good but the fandom sucks!

  • @josephcowan1748
    @josephcowan17486 жыл бұрын

    Seth Mcfarlane had me dying at 1:38

  • @laurajimenez7429

    @laurajimenez7429

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @michaelevans680

    @michaelevans680

    3 жыл бұрын

    WHAT THE F***

  • @bobbyburgess758

    @bobbyburgess758

    2 жыл бұрын

    There's so much p*rn!

  • @9386AliG

    @9386AliG

    2 жыл бұрын

    How he delivered that line was hilarious!

  • @G.S.Productions

    @G.S.Productions

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@bobbyburgess758 “Well, what the hell are you doing looking at my private s***?!”

  • @irisheagle5433
    @irisheagle54337 жыл бұрын

    John: Bum Bum Ted: Let's all go to Cooourt John: Bum Bum Ted: Let's go make some laaaw noow, yeah yeah yeah yeah, some law, boooow Ted: I say we go to court! John: Yes! Let's go to court! Ted: We're a bunch of A**holes, who take up a whole hallway with our conversation Ted: Hey you Lawyer guys, you dont know me and johnny are watching you Ted: while we're hiiiiiiiigh

  • @XxDeathrollxX

    @XxDeathrollxX

    7 жыл бұрын

    ? no one asked

  • @angelochoa1099

    @angelochoa1099

    7 жыл бұрын

    A Cowardly Lion "

  • @taebreezemf

    @taebreezemf

    7 жыл бұрын

    "That was fucking magic"

  • @santinoboccelli2884

    @santinoboccelli2884

    7 жыл бұрын

    Irish Eagle is good for young

  • @VSaber365

    @VSaber365

    6 жыл бұрын

    "That felt smooth. That felt really smooth."

  • @Drw357
    @Drw3574 жыл бұрын

    1:44 when your mom borrows your laptop

  • @whyme224

    @whyme224

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's why I use my tablet.

  • @Bananakingchad

    @Bananakingchad

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me with private mode and incognito: there is no way I will be caught

  • @Treeeee2008

    @Treeeee2008

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Bananakingchad *me with the information that incognito isn't 100% private* "Reality is often disappointing"

  • @Bananakingchad

    @Bananakingchad

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Treeeee2008 *me who built a browser because I have Linux* “U sure about that”

  • @Alexisawesome-um5ty

    @Alexisawesome-um5ty

    Жыл бұрын

    Mostly 1:38

  • @lilbylilsofia
    @lilbylilsofia Жыл бұрын

    “you don’t know me and Johnny are watching you” ~ “while we’re highhhh” 🤣😂😭😭

  • @ramiroavila3937
    @ramiroavila39376 жыл бұрын

    1:43 My cousins laptop in a nutshell

  • @slayermaya1759

    @slayermaya1759

    5 жыл бұрын

    Is that true?

  • @cheymilion3168

    @cheymilion3168

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@slayermaya1759 He means his own.

  • @srl4050

    @srl4050

    5 жыл бұрын

    'cousins'

  • @limjahey1559

    @limjahey1559

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@srl4050 LMAO ALABAMA!

  • @Ish._.21

    @Ish._.21

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lmao😹😹😹

  • @nateg4031
    @nateg40315 жыл бұрын

    the fact that Ted needs his own oxygen tank 😂

  • @ryantsui2802

    @ryantsui2802

    3 жыл бұрын

    He submerged underwater and the electronics still worked inside?

  • @diegofavaratozfilms962

    @diegofavaratozfilms962

    Жыл бұрын

    He’s a god

  • @JLOCC23424

    @JLOCC23424

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@diegofavaratozfilms962🤦

  • @abdulqudz89
    @abdulqudz893 жыл бұрын

    1:38 if you're using headphones/earphones, in the left ear, you can't hear ted say "wtf?!", in the right ear, you can. nevertheless, this film is hilarious.

  • @jellofish1455

    @jellofish1455

    3 жыл бұрын

    Depth

  • @hathatsfunny1911

    @hathatsfunny1911

    Жыл бұрын

    Audio panning is amazing innit :)

  • @alansmith6376
    @alansmith63763 жыл бұрын

    The rarest of examples… The sequel being better than the original.

  • @johnbarrientosiii6586

    @johnbarrientosiii6586

    2 жыл бұрын

    Shrek 2…thats all Ima say

  • @K-Dot94

    @K-Dot94

    2 жыл бұрын

    godfather 2 could be argued

  • @alansmith6376

    @alansmith6376

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@K-Dot94 - You’re right, a case could be made. But I still think the original stands a little bit higher.

  • @K-Dot94

    @K-Dot94

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@alansmith6376 id agree, its just i wouldnt correct anyone who thought otherwise

  • @Conker.

    @Conker.

    2 жыл бұрын

    T2, The Empire Strikes Back, Scary Movie 2.

  • @israelpravia7802
    @israelpravia78027 жыл бұрын

    Ted sounds like peter griffin from family guy

  • @ivannicholas5029

    @ivannicholas5029

    7 жыл бұрын

    Israel Pravia yeah because its Seth Mcfarlane

  • @santiagorincon8177

    @santiagorincon8177

    6 жыл бұрын

    Its the same guy

  • @charliepremostudios8869

    @charliepremostudios8869

    6 жыл бұрын

    That stuck to me now

  • @lucyybasquez1425

    @lucyybasquez1425

    6 жыл бұрын

    No shit

  • @janetlacondrata5752

    @janetlacondrata5752

    6 жыл бұрын

    Israel Pravia he is peter

  • @User67671
    @User676714 жыл бұрын

    Peter Griffin voice actor is a god💀

  • @bradleystopher8725

    @bradleystopher8725

    4 жыл бұрын

    Seth MacFarlane

  • @alphathorsten5045

    @alphathorsten5045

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes he is!

  • @aminatogunbanke9407

    @aminatogunbanke9407

    2 жыл бұрын

    No he not

  • @Alexisawesome-um5ty

    @Alexisawesome-um5ty

    Жыл бұрын

    1:38 When Peter breaks his batman glass

  • @andrewgillett5411

    @andrewgillett5411

    Жыл бұрын

    what’s funny is that in family guy he does the same thing with his laptop😂

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool22325 ай бұрын

    2:08 Hard to believe we now live in a time where that joke can now be viewed as “offensive.”

  • @KarateGirl999

    @KarateGirl999

    3 ай бұрын

    Anything can be offensive if you look deep enough into it. But yeah, people need to learn how to laugh and know that the world isn't gonna bow to their every whim.

  • @JohanneszAgum

    @JohanneszAgum

    2 ай бұрын

    This movie is basically an insult to woke folks, and I like it.

  • @Conmon115
    @Conmon115 Жыл бұрын

    Imagine your walking by and suddenly you see a grown man and a teddy bear smashing a lap top in an alleyway with hammers.

  • @jaret3944
    @jaret39444 жыл бұрын

    1:38 Me When I Found Out Club Penguin Shut down

  • @deformedjoker9555
    @deformedjoker95557 жыл бұрын

    "Hey you lawer guys, you don't know me and Johnny are watching you while we're high."

  • @georgedroy

    @georgedroy

    7 жыл бұрын

    PeterJr Romano that.. was fucking magic

  • @hoangto5809

    @hoangto5809

    7 жыл бұрын

    PeterJr Romano i

  • @joemartinez8105
    @joemartinez81053 жыл бұрын

    2:11 "This is such a relief. I'm glad I'm finally caught, I wanted to be caught!" 😂😂

  • @Forsaken1919
    @Forsaken19192 жыл бұрын

    I absolutely love the fact that Ted, aka Peter Griffin, had a movie made just to see how the real world works with his kind of humor lol.

  • @rezier386
    @rezier3865 жыл бұрын

    Imagine how Johnnys neighbors feel hearing a Teddy Bear scream “THERES SO MUCH PORN!!!!!”

  • @manuellopez5223

    @manuellopez5223

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahhahahajhahahqhahhahqhahhahaha

  • @manuellopez5223

    @manuellopez5223

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ha boon te la kakak

  • @sergiosaunier

    @sergiosaunier

    Жыл бұрын

    They were all probably at work.

  • @bizzaroblake2519

    @bizzaroblake2519

    Жыл бұрын

    imagine if someone switched this movie with a care bears movie. oh what a suprise that would be

  • @kplkpl4
    @kplkpl47 жыл бұрын

    That should be the new Law & Order intro.

  • @djbranam2430

    @djbranam2430

    6 жыл бұрын

    no this should be 1:38 to 1:39

  • @zefanyalt5944

    @zefanyalt5944

    5 жыл бұрын

    Special episode featuring ted&johny

  • @filimongalogavros5301

    @filimongalogavros5301

    5 жыл бұрын

    Let us make some Law . Let us go to Court .

  • @fanboylucy

    @fanboylucy

    4 жыл бұрын

    While we're high

  • @Sydin456
    @Sydin4566 ай бұрын

    1:43 The amazing digital circus Fanart:

  • @ultrad-rex1389
    @ultrad-rex13892 жыл бұрын

    Johnny: There, are you happy? Ted: No, someone could recover this if they dived underwater and found this. We need to throw this into a volcano.

  • @tannerprice5151

    @tannerprice5151

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahahaha. Dude you just saved my night with that comment. Thanks.

  • @alexmarshall7906
    @alexmarshall79065 жыл бұрын

    We need ted 3! Absolutely love these movies

  • @thehumenthing8504

    @thehumenthing8504

    6 ай бұрын

    I hope the show is good

  • @gamerboy129

    @gamerboy129

    6 ай бұрын

    Yeah I want lottery I want it Ted three

  • @eddycharles4274
    @eddycharles42748 жыл бұрын

    1:38 WTF!!!!!

  • @FIREANGEL-nq1uh

    @FIREANGEL-nq1uh

    8 жыл бұрын

    Lmao lol xd

  • @rocky99949

    @rocky99949

    7 жыл бұрын

    Holy Shit dude what's a matter, what happened? What's going on?

  • @glennquagmire1966

    @glennquagmire1966

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Dash Porter lol

  • @ZaraAzhar81

    @ZaraAzhar81

    7 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @heinzimartinke2903

    @heinzimartinke2903

    7 жыл бұрын

    Eddy Charles gvnnbdhcdfgfsex

  • @lewdogzombies
    @lewdogzombies Жыл бұрын

    1:38 if you’re watching with headphones, Ted’s “WTF” can only be heard in the right ear. First time I watched this, I thought someone in my house shouted WTF and I freaked out 😂

  • @myczxr
    @myczxr2 жыл бұрын

    that 1:38 is one of the funniest swearing i've ever heard. it's like a mixture of disgust, fear, shock and surprise.

  • @bigchungus8136
    @bigchungus81365 жыл бұрын

    1:43 when your friend sees your Internet history

  • @thequeenofjunkertown2612

    @thequeenofjunkertown2612

    5 жыл бұрын

    Aka: my history

  • @carultch

    @carultch

    5 жыл бұрын

    Defense attorney: "Your honor, my client is innocent of the murder of Mr Jones. And I offer you his internet browsing history as his alibi." Defendent: "Nevermind, I plead guilty. I don't want anyone to see that."

  • @mrcruz6529

    @mrcruz6529

    3 жыл бұрын

    That wasnt very creative

  • @realhypnotic

    @realhypnotic

    2 жыл бұрын

    this joke was so clever.

  • @matthewadair4507
    @matthewadair45077 жыл бұрын

    "The circuits could still be reconstructed if somebody worked at it."

  • @doublezero2001
    @doublezero20013 жыл бұрын

    0:04 I could rewatch this forever 😂

  • @blemurderbyson2033

    @blemurderbyson2033

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂🤣

  • @brookehanley3659

    @brookehanley3659

    Жыл бұрын

    Ted was so wise here

  • @maxfu2773
    @maxfu2773 Жыл бұрын

    “Thousands of files” Thems rookie numbers

  • @sgbsflgbsf
    @sgbsflgbsf7 жыл бұрын

    The fact that it has peter griffins voice makes this scene even more better lol

  • @419_african_prince5
    @419_african_prince56 жыл бұрын

    when you find out your xbox live runs out 1:38

  • @djbranam2430

    @djbranam2430

    6 жыл бұрын

    Max Hurst when they charge u more fees

  • @shimsokshim2995

    @shimsokshim2995

    6 жыл бұрын

    I hope KZreadrs use this clip when illustrating how angry they are at something absurd.

  • @eboggs4239

    @eboggs4239

    5 жыл бұрын

    VGG Brayden exactly

  • @prankerman2905

    @prankerman2905

    4 жыл бұрын

    1:39

  • @JuanB_-mg7et
    @JuanB_-mg7et3 жыл бұрын

    2:22 you could see the files

  • @anthonystrikcani3840

    @anthonystrikcani3840

    Ай бұрын

    2:24 Johnny I mean it, alright the next chick you meet, your getting back in the game!

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool22325 ай бұрын

    1:43 Me after looking up “Big Hero 6 Aunt Cass” on Google Images

  • @katvtay
    @katvtay7 жыл бұрын

    I now sing this when watching Law & Order. Actually, the end part is only in the earliest seasons and would not be playing in a rerun with Carey Lowell--one of the "assholes taking up a whole hallway" here. Yes, I know my Law & Order, lol.

  • @back1879

    @back1879

    4 жыл бұрын

    Actually it's not just the end. The entire music is from seasons 1-3. And the hallway scene is likely from season 7 since I don't believe that shot was used for season 8.

  • @MomLAU

    @MomLAU

    2 жыл бұрын

    I haven't seen this movie all the way thru, but it seems like they turned on the TV just long enough for the theme music, and that's it. We don't hear _anything_ on the TV before or after that. That may have been so that we could hear these characters talking...but you'd think we could at least faintly hear the TV in the background while they're talking! That often happens in movies or TV-- everything stops for the dialogue. (Unlike, let's say, real life. Then again, this _is_ a movie with a talking bear...)

  • @sergiosaunier

    @sergiosaunier

    Жыл бұрын

    They were high, so they probably put the volume up for the intro and then back down after it was over.

  • @katvtay

    @katvtay

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sergiosaunier That has nothing to do with the footage of the intro. It is technically two seasons mashed together.

  • @HarleyQuinn_93
    @HarleyQuinn_937 жыл бұрын

    Mark Wahlberg is amazing! He can play in serious movies based on true stories like Lone Survivor and then stupid shit like this right after!

  • @franklinfrancis4905

    @franklinfrancis4905

    Жыл бұрын

    Guess this was his therapy after lone survivor

  • @poo8870
    @poo88704 ай бұрын

    The internet when a female character exists: 1:43

  • @ColdFuse96
    @ColdFuse964 жыл бұрын

    2:41 The Hard Drive (the thing where all his files live) is still perfectly intact 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @adog828
    @adog8285 жыл бұрын

    Ted 3? 👇 if you want it

  • @arinalina

    @arinalina

    4 жыл бұрын

    Eddy Jin no u stfu also this guy is a like begger

  • @zlee001

    @zlee001

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nice 420.

  • @danielattrell

    @danielattrell

    3 жыл бұрын

    666 likes

  • @donthavetimeforyourlifesto9546

    @donthavetimeforyourlifesto9546

    3 жыл бұрын

    Stfu like beggar.

  • @Tony-112
    @Tony-1125 жыл бұрын

    It's 2019 , still no Ted 3..

  • @paperchasindude6578

    @paperchasindude6578

    5 жыл бұрын

    He's doing The Orville that's why

  • @Tony-112

    @Tony-112

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@paperchasindude6578 love that show 👍

  • @paperchasindude6578

    @paperchasindude6578

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Tony-112 same its brilliant

  • @sexysexy36

    @sexysexy36

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ted 3 will be out soon just wait for it.

  • @predatorrose641

    @predatorrose641

    4 жыл бұрын

    2020

  • @911chap03
    @911chap03 Жыл бұрын

    1:38 😆🤣🤣 Seth MacFarlane is a legend! That part would definitely be Peter anyways. I lost my breath on that part, oh my god.

  • @kailiahseekings
    @kailiahseekings4 жыл бұрын

    1:38 Best line ever!

  • @kennethsamuel3902
    @kennethsamuel39025 жыл бұрын

    Who else keep repeating ted saying WTF lmao 1:38

  • @janyogyog76

    @janyogyog76

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me! Too much that I almost loss breathing 😂

  • @tigerdude401thegreat3

    @tigerdude401thegreat3

    4 жыл бұрын

    Definitely me.

  • @louieangelocornejo2853

    @louieangelocornejo2853

    4 жыл бұрын

    Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  • @robertsedler4422

    @robertsedler4422

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me. Help.

  • @martinyoon5252
    @martinyoon52526 жыл бұрын

    1:35 is where the real fun starts

  • @xxtgun97xx77

    @xxtgun97xx77

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks👍

  • @twixtwix2915
    @twixtwix2915 Жыл бұрын

    This is some breaking bad levels of laptop destruction

  • @keeganmcfarland7507
    @keeganmcfarland7507 Жыл бұрын

    1:38 When any inklings and Octolings (from Splatoon franchise) looks at your search history

  • @FearToXic123
    @FearToXic1235 жыл бұрын

    2:01 YOU SICK BASTARD!!! love it

  • @sexysexy36

    @sexysexy36

    5 жыл бұрын

    Your the one that's sick.

  • @serenitythelightone7541

    @serenitythelightone7541

    4 жыл бұрын

    LOOK AT THIS! CHICKS WITH DICS?!

  • @Zappy-ray777

    @Zappy-ray777

    Жыл бұрын

    SO NASTY LOL

  • @Kjrose_24

    @Kjrose_24

    5 ай бұрын

    My favorite part 😂😂

  • @MrScaryPasta
    @MrScaryPasta5 жыл бұрын

    1:39 LMFAO! You can totally hear the break in Seth McFarlane's voice.

  • @marcusbonathung1648
    @marcusbonathung16482 жыл бұрын

    Ted swinging a hammer at the laptop has got to be the cutest scene in the entire movie ever!!

  • @lorraineb.4698

    @lorraineb.4698

    Жыл бұрын

    Loved when he jumped in the harbor with his adorable small underwater gear!

  • @brookehanley3659

    @brookehanley3659

    Жыл бұрын

    I thought the same thing. Wish his scene was longer!

  • @brookehanley3659

    @brookehanley3659

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lorraineb.4698 He looked adorable!

  • @gabrieljvelez-perez9275

    @gabrieljvelez-perez9275

    4 ай бұрын

    Actually, he was swinging a crowbar at it.

  • @SlayerRanger
    @SlayerRanger5 ай бұрын

    Fun to come back to some of these clips after watching ted peacock series

  • @firstgalacticempire5664
    @firstgalacticempire56645 жыл бұрын

    0:18 *The hallways in my school simplified...*

  • @JoboVT

    @JoboVT

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm pretty sure that's the hallway in every school

  • @h0lly_blue
    @h0lly_blue7 жыл бұрын

    *WHAT THE **_FUCK_*

  • @nicolesean8015

    @nicolesean8015

    7 жыл бұрын

    me to

  • @andrewthefanboy1640

    @andrewthefanboy1640

    7 жыл бұрын

    My favorite part!

  • @Dinosorable

    @Dinosorable

    7 жыл бұрын

    😆 BEST "WHAT THE FUCK", EVER!!!!!

  • @kaissersreich
    @kaissersreich2 жыл бұрын

    2:08, Ted is based af

  • @robturner6220

    @robturner6220

    Жыл бұрын

    WTF!!!!!!!!

  • @tommycraft5699
    @tommycraft56992 жыл бұрын

    The laptop scene is just everyone’s laptop in lockdown

  • @ElijahTheMarvelous
    @ElijahTheMarvelous6 жыл бұрын

    1:38 when I found out Sonic the Hedgehog is teaming up with hooters

  • @TurnAGundam

    @TurnAGundam

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wait, when the hell was *this?!*

  • @ElijahTheMarvelous

    @ElijahTheMarvelous

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TurnAGundam when sonic forces dropped

  • @TurnAGundam

    @TurnAGundam

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ElijahTheMarvelous ... This is the first I've heard of this. 😲

  • @rickymoranjr9609
    @rickymoranjr96095 жыл бұрын

    it's like Peter Griffin swearing and finding porn on his son's computer! Hahahahahahaha!!

  • @carultch

    @carultch

    5 жыл бұрын

    Which son?

  • @Nameless82284

    @Nameless82284

    4 жыл бұрын

    Knowing Peter he would watch it himself, even though he's a full grown man who's married and does it with his wife every night. At least Johnny has a reason why.

  • @tylerkelly4575
    @tylerkelly45755 ай бұрын

    2:32: No , no, no, that trash can always be recovered, we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer.

  • @jackattacktron1000
    @jackattacktron10004 ай бұрын

    That law and order song is hilarious and catchy.

  • @420nys
    @420nys7 жыл бұрын

    1:38 WTF 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @nelsonhousos7878
    @nelsonhousos78785 жыл бұрын

    "While were high"🤣🤣🤣gets me everytime

  • @joeykaplan4521
    @joeykaplan45216 ай бұрын

    1:38 was the most authentic WTF in movie history 😂

  • @Freakazoid444
    @Freakazoid444 Жыл бұрын

    When I die I want someone to do this to every connected device I own, laptop, pc, gaming console, current and old phones, flash drives, google drive. Everything.

  • @alfredotorres3697
    @alfredotorres36975 жыл бұрын

    1:38 LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alfredotorres3697

    @alfredotorres3697

    5 жыл бұрын

    WTF

  • @dalewhitecross475
    @dalewhitecross4755 жыл бұрын

    1:38 When you wake up 10 minutes before the bell goes for school

  • @acemagalor2519
    @acemagalor25194 жыл бұрын

    I love how Ted doesn't realize that Johnny can always just get a new laptop XD

  • @LuisVillodas

    @LuisVillodas

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's not the point in breaking it and burying it

  • @Treeeee2008

    @Treeeee2008

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah but if he signs into his account on the new computer then it'll just recover the old history

  • @Zappy-ray777

    @Zappy-ray777

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmao he, could of just block the website.

  • @Zappy-ray777

    @Zappy-ray777

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Treeeee2008 deadass

  • @Zappy-ray777

    @Zappy-ray777

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Treeeee2008 oh yea you right.

  • @ishraqtalukder4518
    @ishraqtalukder45184 жыл бұрын

    1:38 when everyone sees the views on Venom in rotten tomatoes

  • @willtheperson7224

    @willtheperson7224

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why was that movie reviewed so poorly by critics?

  • @DgardsGaming

    @DgardsGaming

    3 жыл бұрын

    Will The Person Because they were paid by the MCU/Disney 😂

  • @unwrittenearth9230
    @unwrittenearth92303 жыл бұрын

    It feels so good hearing peters voice coming out of that bear

  • @shaunhittle6414
    @shaunhittle64143 жыл бұрын

    When mahk started crying admitting he has a problem made me cry from laughing no matter how many times I’ve seen it I still lose it

  • @Embermoon91
    @Embermoon914 ай бұрын

    "Your baby would be a f****in superhero!" "That was the logic I arrived at as well." LMAO😂😂😂😂

  • @minhle5340
    @minhle53404 жыл бұрын

    2:59 how did he do that he ain't got no thumb.

  • @MickeytheluckyMouse27

    @MickeytheluckyMouse27

    4 ай бұрын

    Most stuffed bears have thumbs

  • @FikriAlfathan
    @FikriAlfathan Жыл бұрын

    The dialogue itself is already funny, but the accents made them a lot funnier.

  • @Mira_Dunia
    @Mira_Dunia6 жыл бұрын

    Ted sounds like Peter.

  • @pinkfriday81995

    @pinkfriday81995

    5 жыл бұрын

    Erin F true

  • @Muhrts

    @Muhrts

    5 жыл бұрын

    They are voiced by the same person, Seth MacFarlane

  • @carultch

    @carultch

    5 жыл бұрын

    They even joke about that in the first movie.

  • @SaturdayIsMyBae

    @SaturdayIsMyBae

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its because its the same voice actor

  • @AutobotAvengerXL
    @AutobotAvengerXL2 жыл бұрын

    If Ted and John were in the Hangover trilogy, they’d totally hit it off with Phil, Stu, and Alan. And it would’ve been hilarious. And if there was a Ted, Hangover, and Bride Wars crossover, I’d ship John and Emma.

  • @jamesthepeacock1919
    @jamesthepeacock19193 жыл бұрын

    Lana Rhodes' child looking on her computer:

  • @x-nihilo
    @x-nihilo2 жыл бұрын

    The Boston accent is an x factor in this comedy

  • @davidchristians100
    @davidchristians1007 жыл бұрын

    Look at the lil teddy bear ask to use the computer they're such good friends. lookn out 4 one another. awe.

  • @rourkebar1062
    @rourkebar10622 жыл бұрын

    1:39 When you look up a cartoon on deviantart

  • @randomhereoh
    @randomhereoh2 жыл бұрын

    The couch cushions being all worn in and sunken really adds an element to make it feel real.

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