30:25 buying a bottle of water with a 100 dollar bill is such an accurate representation of working retail

@jessicamcglaughlin9152

21 күн бұрын

Gotta break those bills somewhere! 🤪

@doll2961

21 күн бұрын

DO IT AT THE BANK🤡🤡🤡​@@jessicamcglaughlin9152

@rociomartinez1255

21 күн бұрын

I love to see it is a worldwide experience

@ozziepupreid

21 күн бұрын

And it's always the first customer of the day.

@yankis.

20 күн бұрын

Or gum lol

absolutely love the absurdity of upgrading to a bigger store just to immediately condense everything and put it closer to the door leaving so much empty space. Immeccable.

@spam-el3ee

22 күн бұрын

i m m e c c a b l e

@pinkie7017

22 күн бұрын

It's the growth mindset

@edwardandeli

22 күн бұрын

I think you meant _impeccable_ , ma’am.

@sarcophiliac

22 күн бұрын

This is a really high quality comment.

@SammaclauseGamgee

22 күн бұрын

​@@edwardandeli op was quoting Mark. He said immeccable, then made gross noises with his mouth. Just got to that part.

"I hope things don't spoil I'm not ready for that" precedes to sit the cheese in a room temperature corner to sit out all day

@noobtube7649

6 күн бұрын

I mean, it didn’t spoil

@MrEddie4679

3 күн бұрын

Proof of the point really.

@Dorraj

Күн бұрын

Yes, that was literally the point of the joke. Thank you for pointing it out. Did you know Mark also breathed in the video? Anything else you want to just, point out?

@MrEddie4679

Күн бұрын

@@Dorraj In one minute, a minute passed. **Mindblown**

this would be a really funny game to have multiple people coop running all the aspects at the same time. the disorder would be legendary

@alexquan1744

2 күн бұрын

It really depends on the friends you have. I feel like it would be either: A) Under staffed daycare or B) Near militaristic chain of command And nothing in between.

@jackradzelovage6961

2 күн бұрын

@@alexquan1744 there was some cooking simulator that was similar to this that they played a while ago. i picture it being like that where the chaos is the point

mr. president we appreciate you working in a supermarket to relate to the middle class citizens

@KenLieck

22 күн бұрын

Undercoverplier!

@koy5902

22 күн бұрын

Nahhh middle class work office jobs

@LiamMeme-xv4kl

22 күн бұрын

bruh these bots are just the plague honestly

@DalekPratt1963

22 күн бұрын

@@LiamMeme-xv4kl I don't get why KZread said, "Yeah, this seems like a good idea!"

@Oh-five-six-nine

22 күн бұрын

​@@DalekPratt1963 You'd think that if they can make an AI capable of scraping the platform for some of the most perfect recommendations, they'd be able to use that sweet Google money to make one that actually knows how to police comment sections. But what do we know? We're just the lowly peasants who are gonna like what we have because there's no competition to KZread.

My favorite inaccuracy is that there's no old people who try to tell you all about their life and what they're doing next week, while you finished helping them two customers ago

@terminatedline5114

19 күн бұрын

lol

@LordTrashcanRulez

19 күн бұрын

Do you want a hug?

@bammanx

19 күн бұрын

I have had to follow the same person around the store shopping FOR THEM, FOUR TIMES. I had another use 20 minutes telling me about her phone died and nobody would help her, and i tried to explain it and she wanted a slimmer phone. help.

@bammanx

19 күн бұрын

Retail is depressing.

@prebenkul

18 күн бұрын

Or wait for them to count one penny at a time from their wallet...slowly. And then they forget their count. Now thats worse.

Mark overthinking how he fumbled over his words long after the customer has left is a very real experiance.

I love how a big part of Mark's advertisement was just yelling "BUY! BUY! BUY! BUYYYY!!!" at his customer while he stared at them 😂

When you think about it, I just spent an hour of my life watching a grown man pretend that he owns a supermarket. This is the pinnacle of entertainment right here ladies and gentlemen.

@odst_1185

19 күн бұрын

Hold on, this is entertainment? I thought we were all watching our president open a humble store to try and be one with the common man.

@Miri92123

18 күн бұрын

It’s even better when he is working your job of past job. 😂😂😂

@SpaceCat7642

18 күн бұрын

Best 1 Hour of my Life spent!

@AOOINGE

18 күн бұрын

not just a grown man, you mean THE PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

@humanbean4037

17 күн бұрын

Half an hour for me. It’s really funny sped up.

Mark pricing his milk at 2.50 but his water at 3.25 certainly does wonders to my brain cells

@kayleighwukovich8318

22 күн бұрын

Milk for all

@itsasinine3337

22 күн бұрын

you havent been shopping in a while. i got a gallon of milk for 2.19, and a single 28oz bottle of water for 3.79

@shadow1150zz

22 күн бұрын

*MILK*

@gorose9899

22 күн бұрын

thats how it be

@arktos6850

22 күн бұрын

Thats just accurate tho

46:06 “Bills? Rent? Shit.” Is the most relatable thing I think Mark has ever said

didn't realize how much i missed regular markiplier youtube content. Kind of nice to have him back to these vids.

You're trying to find out the price of one brand of oatmeal or the other, or checking the nutritional value of a bag of chips, and the cashier is behind his counter just shouting, "BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY..."

@game4us_Splatuber

22 күн бұрын

Every cashier should be like Markiplier

@X-SPONGED

22 күн бұрын

I'd think he was just very enthusiastically playing stocks tbh

@RyanSoltani

22 күн бұрын

CONSUME THE PRODUCT

@shoutamagatsuchi3076

21 күн бұрын

And then if you're like thinking the product is too expensive and the cashier is like "I DON'T CARE. PURCHASE, PURCHASE, PURCHASE, PURCHASE, PURCHASE, PURCHASE"

@gemmadistefano9814

21 күн бұрын

Counter it by shouting yourself "WHAT A SPLENDID PIE! PIZZA PIZZA PIE! EVERY MINUTE, EVERY SECOND-"

0:40 Yeah, accurate supermarket employee experience, walking in and immediately walking out and trying to get ran over.

@JamesBaxterAHorse

22 күн бұрын

Underrated comment.

@smokinggnu6584

22 күн бұрын

Must be a high boomer incident area.

@Blasted2Oblivion

22 күн бұрын

No, that is day 3. Most people try to power through day 1 because surely it is just because it's the first day. Then they finish day 2 and realize they were wrong. Then day three starts and they decide no more.

@matthewboire6843

22 күн бұрын

Oh really? XD

@SpaceCat7642

22 күн бұрын

Yeah but forgetting you are an immortal being. Happens to me all the time.

Mark: makes their store bigger Also Mark: condenses everything to an even smaller space

@wowitslena

5 күн бұрын

why are you using they/them pronouns on him 💀

@godlyhax4172

3 күн бұрын

​@@wowitslenabecause it works..? Doesnt matter friend.

@robogeek8391

2 күн бұрын

@@wowitslena because a lot of the time with my friends it's hard for me to remember at times to say their preferred pronouns and they/them works for 90% of people so it's just become a habit for me to say.

"Thank you for shopping at whatever my restaurant is!" Lady grabbing flour off a shelf: "Huh?"

I don’t think a Mr. president like yourself should be working in a supermarket

@PetnamedSteveX3

22 күн бұрын

Real

@Chicao710

22 күн бұрын

Seems to be this comment going to have alot of likes

@darkzoyt9094

22 күн бұрын

lol

@QuiteRide425

22 күн бұрын

I don't think Mr. president shouldn't be at a supermarket without security at all

@mamoonarshad304

22 күн бұрын

Its part of his campaign

35:54 Just imagine a passerby seeing the store owner role-playing the best shopping experience of his life in his own empty store.

@Phucky0u

22 күн бұрын

And they just hear “THE MILK”

@averyringuette3814

22 күн бұрын

45:10 too 😭

@bi.fruitsalad

21 күн бұрын

⁠@@averyringuette3814I died 😭💀

@2009sdaughter

20 күн бұрын

like the South Park episode where Cartman ran his own empty amusement park 😭

28:09 mark saying “um your twin is here” gives the same vibes as “Peta the horse is here” 😂

i started watching this and my mom walked into the room, looked at Mark's face for a good 10 seconds, then said: *"i thought that was keanu reeves"* parents are the best

Watching Mark's slow descent into insanity with running a retail store and starting from an honest small business to using all the common tricks of the trade is hilarious.

@FlameSoulis

17 күн бұрын

The funny part is... this is almost mandatory. JCPenny tried to 'stop scamming the customers' with their honesty policy, which had them adjust their pricing to remove the .x9 system and even make the prices more relatable to their market value, which meant not doing 30% off sales to mask the prices. The result nearly crushed the company at the time and resulted in the one who came up with that idea to be voted off the board. In a twist of irony, humanity needs to be scammed to feel better.

@ardynamberglow3124

16 күн бұрын

@@FlameSoulis I actually worked for JCpenny a few years ago, another thing they frequently did is saying a piece of clothing was "On sale," for like 12.99, from its "original price" of 18.99 to say that you were "Saving money." At one point, management said to us that we need to circle what their savings was on the customer's receipt.

@funnyname2518

14 күн бұрын

Slow descent? I think he lost it in the first 7 minutes lol

Can’t believe the president is working a humble job as a supermarket owner

@williwoo321

21 күн бұрын

He’s got my vote

@Felttipfuzzywuzzyflyguy

21 күн бұрын

Everyone got their start somewhere.

@pineapplesdonotbelongonpizza

21 күн бұрын

He’s one with the working class

@HmmYesInteresting...

20 күн бұрын

At least he's not working as a supermarket employee

@WeaklyStars

18 күн бұрын

I love how we all simultaneously agree that Mark is our president now lol

My anxiety cant handle mark going off on the blue shirt guy while four other customers join the line 😭

"hi would you like to do IVE GOT GOODS" I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣

"I've got bills??" And suddenly his dreams of a supermarket empire are dashed.

I love when mark gets into the ‘hysterical role-playing’ point in a play through

@salvadore2488

22 күн бұрын

I am…. So sorry about these replies 😭

@Sp00ksOdyssey

22 күн бұрын

​@@salvadore2488 Don't worry, I reported the channel.

@winnie_the_bleh

22 күн бұрын

the milk rant was definitely my favorite point in the video

40:30 Imeccable - Astonishingly well mannered, thoughtful, and sophisticated.

I love how Mark gets even more unhinged as time passes while playing lol

Mark yelling “COME” at everyone without another word and proceeding to tell people that what they’re buying is “a little pathetic” really just hits the nail on the head

@fabul0u519

17 күн бұрын

Yup.

Normal stores: “Hello. Let me know if you need anything.” Mark *whispering like an evil wizard advisor* “You gonna get that pasta? Yeah! Yeah you’re gonna get that pasta. Get the pasta.”

@RyanSoltani

22 күн бұрын

_get that pasta_

@sxerralzve2739

22 күн бұрын

"Buy! Buy! Buy! Buy!" nonstop as he watches you through your entire route in the store

@sierra121cyan

21 күн бұрын

he's the devil on every customer's shoulder

@DaMartian

5 күн бұрын

Kris Get The Pasta

30:50 Did Mark just not charge that guy? I've watched that bit a dozen times trying to see, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't

53:17 the thought of just trying to get stuff from the grocery store and the cashier sprints from behind the counter and starts screaming YES YES YES YES is just so funny 😂

hello mr. president

@SpaceCat7642

22 күн бұрын

Yes all bow to our president

@corychristensen5917

22 күн бұрын

Hello

@GenericOceanLinerHistorian

22 күн бұрын

🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@BoBo-pl3ww

22 күн бұрын

Its always cool being early and seeing who gets the most likes the fastest lol.

@Spaceiscooltoreasearch

22 күн бұрын

All hail mr. President

poor markiplier has to get any job he can after the filming ended

@brianpembrook9164

22 күн бұрын

It's Hollywood baby!

@BeatInMySkull

22 күн бұрын

No one could afford his podcast either

The clock ticking in the background when he said “an unas annus tuxedo” was such a good touch omg

18:43 he looked like homelander about to snap

@lonelybookworm

12 күн бұрын

checks out, considering how he shot lasers from his eyes earlier in the video

@Mickie-s7q

4 күн бұрын

I was thinking the same thing with his speech a few minutes earlier

Mark chanting BUY BUY BUY BUY at every customer like a maniac just reminds me of the greedy seagulls from Finding Nemo

@Ghostofyourpast2

9 күн бұрын

Hi

@joogieboogie616

7 күн бұрын

Hi

Mark's journey from: "We're the whole number store." To undercutting the competition by 1 penny is its own wonderful story.

@WwamnN566

10 күн бұрын

I was actually getting mad he kept putting 9s like JUST ROUND IT UP 😢 I was so excited in the beginning then he completely changed up 😂

@anthonylesley982

9 күн бұрын

Lol

@NarutoHigh160

8 күн бұрын

@@WwamnN566 My man took psychology 101, people obviously only see 3 at 3.99, right?(Only the stupid people do, which is a majority so fair enough lol)

Markiplier is the definition of “never let them know your next move”

Mark having that one guy raise his arm for two minutes thirty while he ranted was the best HAHA!

Someone could make a hilarious animation of this video. Showing the customers' reaction to Mark being unhinged and creepy lol

@hppts.loveydovey

22 күн бұрын

That would be so cool

@Mr_Secondaries

22 күн бұрын

Do it.

@Jay_Frank

22 күн бұрын

@@Mr_Secondaries I wish, I have 0 talent for animation lol

@AmeliaSkidmore-ki9tl

22 күн бұрын

I was just thinking that🤣

@e.m.rivera8948

22 күн бұрын

lets get this to the top!

42:35 "Why'd you give me $21? If it was $20, I just gave you your 1 back" This simulator is imeccable.

@iaxacs3801

21 күн бұрын

Maybe it was a tip

8:45 I love how Mark's Korean self comes out to hawk at that npc to purchase products from his shop and when it just walks away, Mark's American self takes over to annihilate it with laser beams.

34:40 Mark has just revolutionized marketing by turning convenience/necessity goods into impulse goods.

A buddy of mine had training to work at a convenience store, about how to handle a promo on muffins. They showed the right thing to do ("Thanks, would you also like a muffin today?"), but they also had what *not* to do: 1) *yells at customer across the store* HEY!!! BUY A MUFFIN!!! 2) *silently grab a muffin, ring it up, and set it on the counter in front of the customer* 3) *standing creepily behind them, whispering* Buy a muffin, buy a muffin, buy a muffin... After watching this, I think they could have added another couple things to their training videos, lol.

@pelegkislasi8723

21 күн бұрын

I feel like all the things they said not to do were also things someone did do and they are warning to not be like them😂

@kiamckenz

20 күн бұрын

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY 👹👹👹👹

@ryanchivwara5013

20 күн бұрын

​@@kiamckenz First thought in my head 😂😂😂

@somecollegekid4425

20 күн бұрын

@@davethefoxmage5797 I work at a thrift store and this made me picture one of our retail people doing these things, I was CRYING 😂

@brokovnik

19 күн бұрын

4) Hi would you like to do IIIII GOOOOT GOODS

Mark is back in his simulator era I see

@SilentSpectra

22 күн бұрын

lmao

@CL.123

22 күн бұрын

I’m glad he’s back in it these videos are so good 🌝

@Guy96477

22 күн бұрын

I love these types of videos lol

@tac2945

22 күн бұрын

im here 15 min

@MarcoMa210

22 күн бұрын

That's *Mr. President* to you young man.

in the netherlands they dont have 1 or 2 cents, they round up or down to 0 or 5 at the end, unless you pay by card. which is honestly fantastic.

39:32 for some reason I think it would be hilarious if every sound effect was replaced with the vine thud

yelling “this isn’t a supermarket this is ASS” and then hurling himself in front of a car, only to be dragged for an entire block 😂😂

@FoxBoy2099

22 күн бұрын

0:31

6:53 Every business that's ever existed when it first starts: "CAN I DO FRAUD?"

@AlphaGarg

21 күн бұрын

More like "HOW DO I NOT DO FRAUD" followed by the 5 stages of grief and ending up on "ok ok so what if I ONLY do the fraud that I can get away with?"

@feartheghus

18 күн бұрын

@@AlphaGargoutside of government meddling it’s really easy to not do fraud.

As a former clerk, I can confirm that getting exact change from a customer is *chef's kiss*

I can just imagine mark running a supermarket checkout with his boar spear yelling "BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY"

7:30 Man, these customers are unbelievably efficient. They walk in, walk right to what they want, grab it, walk straight to the checkout. I'm not sure I've ever skipped "stare at the aisles for like 3 minutes".

@thederpypikachu9873

22 күн бұрын

I've never skipped "power/queer walking through the store and mentally cussing out every single person who parks their cart in the middle of aisles or walks at the slowest possible speed while taking up the most amount of space'

@lordkrythic6246

21 күн бұрын

@@thederpypikachu9873 You must all live in democrat (yes the lower case is intentional) states or something. None of this happens in Republican states.

@thederpypikachu9873

21 күн бұрын

@lordkrythic6246 LMAO absolutely not. This isn't a politics thing. You're also definitely not the expert on what happens in every single store in every single state. Grow up.

@Scratch-Crystal

21 күн бұрын

​@@lordkrythic6246As someone who lives in a very Republican state,it definitely happens here and probably more lol

@AliceBunny05

21 күн бұрын

​@@lordkrythic6246.. you think queer people only live in democrat states?? queer people are born everywhere, and moving is expensive 💀 what are you even on about mate

"Thank you for shopping at whatever my restaurant is called" I laughed so hard. This would be the worst restaurant, a DIY restaurant. Also known as a shop.

@D0NCH33T0

20 күн бұрын

WHAMRIC

always love watching Mark's ceaseless descent into madness

Moaaaaar supermarket sim plzzzz a whole 20 ep series!!!

Imagine going to the store and the guy behind the counter is just chanting "BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY" while intently staring at you

@jlshootingstar333

22 күн бұрын

You leave and he shoots lasers out of his eyes and kills you

@nuclearocean

21 күн бұрын

It's not a normal experience for you guys?..

@pinkiepout3749

21 күн бұрын

​@@nuclearocean no no all supermarket employees have to do both, its part of there training 👍

@Skellytor27

20 күн бұрын

​@@pinkiepout3749 as someone working retail for a bit I can confirm

@vibeprospector

19 күн бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that when he did it lol

when mark was yelling at blue shirt guy - 39:16 - , he was yelling for 1.5 hours in-game time

@user-nj7hm4xn6l

21 күн бұрын

Darn, that is almost 2 hours

@EchoesFromCorn

21 күн бұрын

​@@user-nj7hm4xn6l2 hours?! That's almost 1/8th of a day!

@IfItsMyLastChanceToSayItRose

20 күн бұрын

@@EchoesFromCorn1/12th

@1rouxlskaardstan963

18 күн бұрын

​​@@EchoesFromCorn ⅛ of a day?! that's almost 4 hours!

@user-en1mj8uc5f

7 күн бұрын

And he wonders why he only has 25 customers XD

“I don’t know how to be human.” Dude, I feel like that daily

Nice to see the archaeologists from Forewarned are taking a break from investigating haunted Egyptian tombs to do some grocery shopping Shoutout to @Diceroll and @LixianTV for doing a fantastic job editing! The edits, the music, the emphasis on white noise in quiet moments, it all had me laughing!

Mark worked retail for less than 1 minute and immediately went insane. 10/10 very realistic.

“I love exact change” said like a true retail worker. Cause honestly, someone paying in exact change is like a damned beacon of happiness.

@bkpk4hisapplesauce

19 күн бұрын

i pay in a cup of quarters sometimes life's tough but be assured I knew what I was coming in for and this cup contains EXACT change

@Muskar2

19 күн бұрын

Don't you have machines that automatically deal with change yet?

@JoeNerdShow

17 күн бұрын

Hard to so with always up and downs prices tho.. wich why i pay with card... less headache

"This is pathetic; you just like bottles." 😂

37:31 When he said "your wearing an unnus annus tuxedo nice". You can hear the clock tick once... .

I love the determination of the guy who stood there for 1 hour and 29 minutes with 10 dollars in his hand waiting for his 2 dollars change while mark yelled at him.

41:47 "I can't turn on the lights. I can't afford them" Says the man who has yet to pay a single bill.

Mark was so animated for this video, the editing was ridiculous and good, and the video was so long too. I loved this

Imagine the president shouting on your back buy buy buy. And when you buy some chip product he says "you pathethic" 🤣🤣😅🤦🐤

"I don't know in how many countries they combine tax and shelf price" In all of them except the one.

@sarahm4669

20 күн бұрын

Not in Canada either, so at least two

@clarafilosi5278

19 күн бұрын

Lmao exactly

@LJezza

19 күн бұрын

​@@sarahm4669 you mean America's hat?😂 Jk

@mbncd

19 күн бұрын

Yeah, this is such a strange idea from an Aussie perspective. Our receipts list the tax but the shelf price includes the tax so you can always easily see what everything costs. Only extra cost at checkout is if you forgot to bring a bag and need one, then you have to buy one.

@PixelThorn

18 күн бұрын

​@@mbncdyeah, in Sweden you see the amount you pay in taxes as a separate category besides the total price

I love that you just became Kroger straight off the bat. "im gonna set high prices and aim to be like a favorite store for a small town." and "no its gonna stay high, because its fine. that way i can put it on sale later and people love it"

@kermitthefrog2578

21 күн бұрын

Marks an unofficial Kroger main lol

@Densetsu55

21 күн бұрын

lol yes

@cutiekai

21 күн бұрын

Didn't he mention in a past video that the supermarket he worked at was a Kroger store? Cause I feel like that explains a lot 😂 And I say this as someone who currently works at a Kroger store lol

@selfish.machines

21 күн бұрын

even funnier when you know that mark’s first job was at kroger’s

@KesslerVTuber

21 күн бұрын

He also had one register. Man is turning into an Aldi

Mark aggressively lowering prices for no reason was just priceless

I love how at the start everyone goes for more than the market it’s supposed to be below

not realistic enough, the customers need to heckle you more about varying discounts that dont exist and screaming at you when a coupon doesnt work, even though it's either expired or for a completely different store.

@teotkalcic5138

5 күн бұрын

Been a cashier for about a month now and this is way too relatable😂😂

@koreijoegaomasen9813

4 күн бұрын

Or that the coupon already came off and they insist that it didnt to get more of a discount

We need more of Mark playing this simulator. We need to see a huge supermarket, called SUPERMARK.

@sierra121cyan

21 күн бұрын

its like Mcdonalds 'supersize it' i'd like a slushy, and can you supermark-it?

Love how Mark interrupted his own sentence to sing-shout "I'VE GOT GOODS!"

"Aw I can move things" (24:43) Learn somethin' new everyday

Amy should live stream when he records videos, but with a camera/mic down the hall from his recording room just so we can hear what she and the poochies hear from the other side. Make it a charity stream. I know as a community we would donate to a silent hallway just to hear him scream from down the hall

@BlakedOut.

22 күн бұрын

I agree

@JaxHappy1

21 күн бұрын

True

39:18 this poor man just spend 1 hour and 20 minutes trying to buy some eggs and cheese

@michaelarose4367

10 күн бұрын

And then had to stand there again for 1 hour and 6 min just to buy eggs because he forgot he needed more lol

@Da.rth-Maul

7 күн бұрын

😭

13:28 bro's sounding like those temu ads

Martiplier becoming what he swore he'd never become by the end of the episode

i love the way its just always 8:00 AM until you open shop. Implying that mark is setting up the store at lightspeed as time stands still.

Ah yes, Markipliers Supermarket Simulator Musical! Featuring iconic songs such as: “I’ve Got Goods” “Business is a-Booming” “Give Me Your Money Please” and “I’m a Supermarket”

@lizzethsa7141

21 күн бұрын

And don’t forget the iconic “BUYBUY BUY!”

@adventuringwithdragons

20 күн бұрын

For only 3 easy payements of $19.99 Plus shipping and handling. And these classics could be YOURS!

@keith.8964

19 күн бұрын

​@@adventuringwithdragons id unironically buy

@siubidubi5897

18 күн бұрын

"A Little Pathetic" "WOOOOO SUPERMARKET!?"

@thetinytimelord

16 күн бұрын

Don't Forget, The Number One On iTunes, "MILK!"

14:25 mark sounds like he could actually be an actor in a reality show like homelander😂

12:17 - Mark questioning if turning light bulbs on would give him a power bill. …While using two computers and a credit card scanner running on the same power the lights use.

"I don't know how to be human" That is the most relatable thing you've said today, Mark.

Imagine: You're walking home from a long day at work. You walk down the streets, grateful that at least your day is nearly over. You feel a buzzing in your pocket, pulling out your phone to see your spouse texting you to buy some eggs and cheese. They want to make breakfast in the morning but forgot they ran out of eggs. You sigh, putting away your phone and going into the nearby grocery store. You get what you need, pulling out your cash instinctively before the cashier tells you the price. Instead of doing so, the cashier just completely goes off on you. 39:17

@glumbortango7182

22 күн бұрын

And then imagine having to come back later because you didn't get enough eggs. 40:46 Twice. 55:17

@vsoriginalpoetry6696

22 күн бұрын

Lol just look at him feeling the heat like he's on the verge of tears 😢 😭 😂

Mark saying to himself "I don't know how to be human" after successfully failing a social interaction is 100% relatable to me.

Mark immediately questioning how he interacted with that passing woman is precisely how I feel every time I speak to someone new.

Man, the guy running that new little grocery store is quite strange. He ran up to my sister Janet, yelled at her, and then lazer-beamed her into oblivion

Yes. The $X.99 trick does in fact work. Back in the early 2000s, J.C. Penny tried doing away with it and labeling everything to the nearest dollar. They felt like it was deceptive to the customer and wanted to be honest and fair with them. This backfired horribly because people didn't feel like they were getting good deals on the products even though the pricing was only rounded to the nearest dollar. It felt better to get a pair of jeans for $5.99 than it did to get a pair of jeans for $6.00

@magic1623

22 күн бұрын

That's not exactly what happened. They brought in a man to do a whole new marketing thing and the mans business plan was essentially "well most of our shoppers are women and women are idiots so we need to simplify things for them. Things like like sales and coupons and are just too complex for women to understand so we will get rid of them, lower some prices and say launch a campaign saying our pricing is now fair". Then they dramatically slashed in store prices, went from 600+ sales a year to around 12, stopped making and accepting coupons, and were still priced more expensive than other companies. Thats why they crashed so badly.

@Sirawxy

21 күн бұрын

@@magic1623No way this stupidity is real, any business people who have this kind of thought would not make any money😂

@Sirawxy

21 күн бұрын

I always call them by whole number (e.g. 5.99 = 6.00), but my eyes are still having visual input of 5.99, and I need to reinforce the idea of it’s not cheaper😅

@-WMD-Edutainment

21 күн бұрын

@@magic1623 I think that's a little slanderous of whoever did the marketing considering you didn't provide any evidence, nor does that ,,strategy" make any sense. If it is true (wich i doubt), then i will excuse myself to the guillotine.

@Axetwin

21 күн бұрын

To be fair, this is also the same country where the 1/3 pounder failed because people thought 1/3 was smaller than 1/4.

40:47 BRO HAD SO MUCH BEEF 😭

Mark’s in his Homelander era 😭

Mark: "Pennies are useless." Also Mark (2 minutes later): "OH NO I GAVE THEM AN EXTRA PENNY!"

I love how mark accurately reenacts the clerk from one of the many store-based horror games by suddenly appearing behind people, yelling very loud, following them down the road, and whispering various things about them as he watches them. lol

@an-animal-lover

3 күн бұрын

EXCUSE ME

I worked retail for 9 hours a day for the last 7 days, and this is how I am choosing to spend my free time Love it

Watching mark jack up the prices to all hell as someone who lives in a "milk is up to 2 dollars!!" Household is very humbling

Mark luring customers to his corner store like Sméagol and then shoot lasers out of his eyes (nice one Lixian) at them when they stride past is hilarious. Can’t wait for part two

@spam-el3ee

22 күн бұрын

not Gollum 😭 "tastey eggs, precious!"

34:10 - I once worked in a shop where the register was right next to the door like this. It was terrible, because any time we'd do a transaction, the customer would invariably end up blocking the door so no one else could get in or out until they were done.

@LycanFerret

22 күн бұрын

Thankfully video games usually allow clipping. But yeah, real people and carts have collision. Whoever designed that shop is insane.

@worknotinprogress7172

22 күн бұрын

Oh yeah. I've been to plenty of corner stores that are like that.

1:00:11 Dude what kind of a cake are YOU making?? 😂

I like how Mark considers robbing a customer and doesn't even try to see if he can overcharge them 😂 Though I guess his price gouging can be considered robbery lmao