You know you're a badass when Ozzy is telling stories about you.

@jesuschavez3987

2 ай бұрын

💯

Favourite Lemmy joke: How do you make a dead baby float? One scoop of ice cream, two scoops of dead baby.

@andyb1653

Жыл бұрын

"How d'ya sell a deaf man a frog?" "I dunno, Lemmy, how?" "OI, D'YOU WANNA BUY A FROG?!"

@markporter1326

Жыл бұрын

And it doesn't make any difference how many times you replay it in your head (in HIS voice, of course), it's ALWAYS f'ing hilarious.

@rumblingballs

Жыл бұрын

How did they know Princess Diana didn't have dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box.

@andyb1653

Жыл бұрын

@@rumblingballs Damn dude, LMAO

@notgadot

4 ай бұрын

Dammn brits humour

R.I.P Lemmy Kilmister. It's been seven years, and we're still blasting Motörhead at full volume in his memory

@andyb1653

Жыл бұрын

Born to lose. Lived to win. Killed by Death. We shall not see his like again.

@TheDavejmcknight

Жыл бұрын

Me too

@Sammalkives

Жыл бұрын

In my household we dislike Christmas songs, so after Lemmy died we started a habit of listening to Motörhead every Christmas instead

@bmaceman6720

Жыл бұрын

Facts🤘🙏👊

@ronaldpottle4238

Жыл бұрын

Meeting Lemmy five times will always be like nothing else

9:45 - the fact Henry confuses "I won't be trammeled by .." with "I won't be 'betrammeled' by" shows Lemmy was a true Vocabularian ;)

@belle-mere7774

Жыл бұрын

I've been laying awake at night after watching Henry's segment thinking "What the fuck does 'betrammeled mean'? Why isn't google giving me answers?" And finally I've been given the correct word. You're a saint and a scholar, my friend.

Lemmy, reading every book he can get ahold of. That is pure awesomeness.

@rumblingballs

Жыл бұрын

Explains some of his poetic lyrics.

Those jokes at the start are still ones you’d tell in a pub with your mates in Britain. Of course they’re funny anywhere else in the world, but Lem told em’ like an old boy propping up the bar in a pub you know in the UK. We all know a Lem over here, and we miss him like we knew him. RIP matey.

My name is my electronic/metal project, grew up in LA and knew him I go to the Rainbow one night and chill with him. When we finally decide to go to his pad, a homeless guy starts yelling out. I'm a native, this is normal, I ignore him. But Lemmy says Wait bloke. He knew the guy. Lemmy handed him 3 cigarettes, a hidden bottle of Jack, and 5 dollars and tells him Ask someone to buy you the beer and the coke so they wont throw you out again Lemmy had known that guy since he moved to LA. When Lemmy passed, I went to the guy and spent hours drinking and smoking weed and cigs remembering Lemmy. The guy had gone to Vietnam and came back messed up, and Lemmy was one of the few people that treated him decent. I saw him chat him up many times. The gent died about 9 months after Lemmy. It was surreal

@stevenruiz5367

7 ай бұрын

😢😢😢

Everyone with their first time meeting him sounds like Sasquatch stories lol. They are just as amazed and stunned to have met him in the strangest environments. Love you Lem.

I got a job at KERRANG! in early '86 & the first concert I attended at Hammersmith Odeon, I went to get a drink at the bar backstage & there was Lemmy; sitting in utter fascination; watching the bartender do card tricks. In true Lemmy style, patted the barstool next to him & said, "Have a seat, love. You've got to see this sneaky bastard & his cards tricks. Cor, I dunno how he does it! What'll you have?" And the rest, as they say, is history. My night ended just like everyone else's who dared to drink with Lemmy: so drunk I could barely stagger to catch a taxi, then once I got home, alternating between praying for the room to stop spinning & swearing I'd never drink again as I bowed down before the porcelain God Earl. The next show I went to at Hammersmith Odeon, at the bar backstage, there sat Lemmy, watching the bartender do card tricks, just as amazed as the last time, just as insistent I pull up a seat, watch this guy do card tricks, & have drink with him. How can you say "no" to Lemmy? You can't! But this time, & every subsequent time I watched the bartender do card tricks backstage at Hammersmith Odeon with Lemmy (& there were many times) I made a point of drinking a tall glass of water for every Jack & Coke I had, & never got as obliterated as I had that first time again. Ask anyone who ever sat down to drink with him, it only took one time trying to keep up with him to know...you couldn't. No one could! Not even Ozzy! He was a lovely man, a scholarship & a gentleman with great enthusiasm for life. But he just couldn't, for the life of him, figure out how the bartender always guessed his card correctly. 🤣 RIP, Lemmy! ❤️🚬🃏🥃🤘🏼

@basilwatson1

Жыл бұрын

I was there, Hammersmith 86

@rhyswaldin6699

Жыл бұрын

I used to read Kerrang religiously......a dream job,I must say.

@lmjones7716

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a scam he had going with the bartender to pull birds.

I could watch 4 or 5 straight hours of Lemmy stories

@bryanfrombuffalo7685

6 күн бұрын

Cuz ur a dork w no life

@the6ig6adwolf

3 күн бұрын

Sssssssssssssnesdrunk.

The Jason Newstead part is fucking hilarious

@danimal097521

Жыл бұрын

That cracked me up too. LOL

My British friend went to L.A. to see the sunset strip. In a bar he saw Lemmy playing pinball and was so excited to meet him he went up and said "Hi, I'm from England!". Without looking away from his game Lemmy said "who the fuck cares?". That's such a Lemmy response

@vladavasiljev

Жыл бұрын

And everyone else's.

@lyndoncmp5751

Жыл бұрын

b.c, Not if you are an American female. They go nuts over English blokes. I know. 😉 👍

He squashed my frog.

Imagine how weird life would be if every time somebody wants to hang out with you they end up unconscious on the floor a short while later.

@imarriedabrkfsttaco3737

Жыл бұрын

Lol. Notches on Lem's bass. Shagged Birds and drowned drinking buddies.

@concretel10n

Жыл бұрын

So like hanging out with Slash?

@Kowasi

Жыл бұрын

British culture, eh

My son and I pass the time listening to Motörhead on the way to football practice and when we are doing chores around the house…even in death, Lemmy has brought generations together. 🤘🤘

*Drinks with Lemmy* *gets acute alcohol poisoning* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kudukilla

Жыл бұрын

Several stories like that in the documentary

Trammel - deprive of freedom of action ‘I will not be trammelled by a mere airline attendant.’

@BeezerWashingbeard

Жыл бұрын

Think you're right. Henry got it wrong.

Mötorhead was my first ever gig! 14 years old in 1980, sneaked out the house after feigning going to bed early, walked the 6 or so miles to town ( Leicester), watched the most amazing thing I had ever seen or heard. Ears ringing I negotiated swapping 10 smokes (John player blue) for a t shirt from the bloke selling them outside ( he had run out). Walked home playing air guitar and doing my best lemmy growl to get caught by my dad, grounded and severely admonished. Worth it.

I love how all these other people are impressed by how fucked up he can get and Henry Rollins is impressed by his vocabulary

RIP Lemmy... and I can listen to Scott Ian tell stories all day

R.I.P Lemmy. My favorite phrase from Lemmy is "ya know?"

"How ya doin?alright? Well we'll take care of that then ,we are motorhead and we play rock and roll"

Met him and shaked his hand once, it was 2002 at Rainbow bar and grill. He was playing poker and he gave me his attention for almost 3 seconds. I was 22 and I almost lost my mind.

“I COAST” hahaha gotta love Ozzy

I've met Lemmy a number of times and opened for Motorhead a couple times,but I could watch these stories for hours.Love every one.

@Matt-xv2cp

Жыл бұрын

You opened up for Motirhead when you were in the band Trouble? Trouble's 1990 album is one of the greatest metal albums in my opinion.

@brucefranklin6295

Жыл бұрын

@@Matt-xv2cp Yes and thank you sir.

@Matt-xv2cp

Жыл бұрын

@@brucefranklin6295 Was lucky enough to meet Lemmy myself, about 20 years ago he bought me a drink. Nice man. Does Trouble still tour? Would be great to see you guys, saw Overkill recently, they've been around as long as you guys.

Ozzy Asked him HOW He did it....? Let that sink in

I love that Henry Rollins has a library of tapes

Met Lemmy at the Rainbow one time in 2015. What a nice guy. Been a fan since around 1982. RIP Brother.

its amazing how these guys met Lemmy in some occasion. Even meeting the death metal band Sadistic Intent in person, they've also met Lemmy at a bar... Lemmy isnt just someone who you would realize he's there. Lemmy is a human being, in existence of his presence; being there in the moment. Lemmy from fucking Motorhead.

I met Lemmy a couple of times! Absolute gentleman! Very approachable! Had a nice chat with him and Joan jett Absolute fucking Legend His memory will never die

Saw motorhead months before he passed, they rocked!

I remember playing pinball with Lemmy at the Caster holiday village back in the 80’s

St. Moritz was where ALL of Motorhead used to hang, I believe. In 1989, I got to meet Lemmy AND Fast Eddie Clarke there at the same time (long AFTER he'd been in Motorhead of course, but they still hung out together, obviously). Was so excited to be able to talk to them, I never asked for an autograph!! Downright silly...

^ This is just absolute gold! But we all must remember .......he was a great musician as well. Ian "Lemmy" Kilmister you will never be forgotten .....there was only one of you. Foxy Pagan Love fae Scotland VVxx

Omg the stories got me hooked RIP Lemmy

I used to work at a bar in Chico, Ca called LaSalles. One night a friend of mine brought Lemmy over after a Motorhead show at a different bar. We 3 went downstairs with a bottle of Jack and bullshit till the bottle was gone. Stellar fellow, Lemmy. RIP.

Movie was great 👍👍👍 😢😢 MISS U LEMMY SO MUCH

Nothing better awesome clip.

Marky Ramone...One of the FEW rockers I could never imagine parodying himself, in a song or anywhere else.

Got so fucking close to meeting him during Mayhem Phoenix.But security thought otherwise.I SAW him chuckle though! CHUCKLE!!! I'll take it. Rip Lemmy 🙏

These stories are great! I gotta watch the movie

It’s pretty bad when you understand Ozzy more than another group( Girlschool)

@Gene-XL

Жыл бұрын

Didn’t understand a word! 🤣

@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns

Жыл бұрын

Old English people are the -worst- best at speaking English.

Lemmy was very good guy , respected your fans and colleagues And Beloved. Died in 2015 , rust in peace Lemmy🤘🎸🇮🇹

I love you all. Thanks for sharing.

@mnetzer6777

Жыл бұрын

Love you too!!

I shot a Motorhead concert back in 2008, something like that. We were shooting a backstage fan meet and greet, and in walk Motorhead. Lemmy looks at me and says "Alright?", and goes and sits down. Nothing ground-breaking there, but I remember his arms looked very smooth and he smelt of Johnson's baby powder.

The legend of legends.

James at 1:47 . His voice hits the Fuel Note.

Scott Ian's Iron Maiden Killers shoes rock!!!!.............RIP Lemmy

Jesus - the prince of darkness telling stories about Lemmy. That is something to behold.

I was lucky enough to get to see Motorhead in ‘99. I never got to meet Lemmy in person but, throughout the years, I have had several epic dreams where I find myself hanging out with him and we’re just having a ball! God Bless Him!!!

Lemmy, Ozzy, Moonie, Reed - nobody comes even close in today’s world

"Yeah, AND he's smart!"

R.I.P. Lemmy, Dime & Vince!

@jacestephenweatherall1732

8 ай бұрын

I can imagine them jamming in a metal up there with Dio and Jeff Hanneman.

ACE.OF.SPADES. R.I.P. LEMMY LOVE U ALLWAY.Z. BROTHER

great story duff

We miss you champ. r.i.p. Lemmy.

Miss you Lemmy. ..

I love how Sebastian Bach just shamelessly fabricated an entire story to appear in this film.

@midwest1389

Жыл бұрын

No shit

@ToldAlthea

Жыл бұрын

Right ??!!!

Oh man, saved the best story for last, fuckin hilarious.

My buddy just told me that he saw Lemmy backstage write "TOE" on a My Name Is... sticker and stick it on a Camel cigarette display while getting interviewed. I don't know how I never saw Motorhead and it's my biggest regret.

Motorhead" for a reason Man. Henry Rollins is a great Story teller

I just want to look at Misty for the rest of my life.

Fuc*ING Coast 😂 Damn Ozzy is hilarious

Marky Ramone, hell yessss!!

The ramones were the shit too. And lemmy would concur

nice. RIP Lemy.

moved to LA. met up with friends at the raindow. lemmys sitting alone playing video poker. every. single. night.

😂 I lose at ozzy saying A COAST!

Talk about being sorely missed.

Mr. Ian "Lemmy" Fraser Kilmister ⚡ 🔥 🎤🎸 🤘 😎

Lived next door to Eddie Clarke for a while. Couldn't believe he moved in next door to my mam 🍻

@nidgeontour257

Жыл бұрын

Was that in Twickenham?

@JEFFGUITAR

Жыл бұрын

@@nidgeontour257 Penzance 🤙

@nidgeontour257

Жыл бұрын

@@JEFFGUITAR I heard he had a place down there. He’s buried in Twickenham though… 🙏

Now I need some Jack n Coke. RIP Lemmy

I met Lemmy once and we just listened to Brittany spears for hours just drinking tea and pina coladas we had one each it was wild

@mnetzer6777

Жыл бұрын

C'mon now

@raypestrapur2897

Жыл бұрын

Cool

@lyndoncmp5751

Жыл бұрын

You listen to Britney Spears drinking tea and pina coladas for hours? What did that sound like? "slurp slurp gulp"? 🤔

Ace of Spades ♠️...

I met him at the Gramarcy Hotel in NYC once. He was fresh out of the shower, and he was wearing a KIMONO! Signed autographs for me and my friends and he was the COOLEST!

Dave G has to get through an enormous stealth brag just to basically say “hes a god to me”

ALLMOST FORGET I KNOW YOU ARE ENJOYING THE UPGRADED MACHINE IN ROCK.N.ROLL HEAVEN LIKE THE 1 AT THE RAINBOW PIECE

0:15 Fucking Brilliant Lemmy!

Omg those jokes were so bad that they were brilliant

I love this guy. The nine year old kids thinking is similar to mine.ill take my self down to take others down cause I'm not use to winning .

A collection of light weights. 😂

Henry was so giddy

Henry Rollins laughs at his own stories more then anyone else does

a;; these famous rockstars acting scared & odd, Id be pretty relaxed if I met Lemmy, he seems like a cool, laid back nice person imo

Wow never knew Ian Anthrax talks like Billy Crystal???

Lemmy the idol of the idol's

Misty the bartender, holy cow

any lemmy meets prince stories out there?

Well done, Jason Newsted made Lemmy Scottish.

Man I couldnt understand a word Ozzy said!

COKE. GLASS. ICE!!.... the bottle!!!!

Ozzy is a man who needs subtitles.

Poor Jason! 🤣

Met him on tour bus heading to Red Rocks sitting across from me . In comes the promoter Barry Fay with a nice briefcase full of pot Citron vodka gold pens and paper writing stuff . I did not say a word ...... Betrembold Misty

i find it funny scott ian met his hero and lemmy was kind to him. I met scott ian once after a show in vegas and he was a total d.

Mckegan has an unusually long neck

Tremendous

Oh lordy, the Girls School ladys.

Nobody tops Lemmy, Nobody!!

Rip Lemmy