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@OFWelsh

9 ай бұрын

enough pushing crap

@dustydog1039

9 ай бұрын

@@OFWelshA man has to earn his bread

@OFWelsh

9 ай бұрын

@@dustydog1039lolno

@Kenny-Blankenship

9 ай бұрын

Please keep going with the Seagal videos

@evildoughboy7773

9 ай бұрын

He's gonna snatch every mutha effer's birthday...

Seagal is like a GTA level parody of an action hero, but somehow with even less effort

@4thSurviver

9 ай бұрын

Jack Howitzer movies sound like they're lot better than anything Steven Seagal ever made.

@thientuongnguyen2564

7 ай бұрын

Life often imitates art after all.

Finally another video about our favorite half american, half russian, half japanese, half mongol, half jamaican, half african, half belarusian actor Steven Frederick Seagal :)

@sirleeproductions

9 ай бұрын

epic

@Blueshirt38

9 ай бұрын

You have to be more specific than "American". Sometimes he is a Blackfoot Indian warrior from Idaho, sometimes he is a swamp-man from the Louisiana bayou, sometimes he is a streetwise old black man from Philly... He is truly a melting pot of a man, both in his ethnicity, and his appearance.

@frankoconnell6745

9 ай бұрын

@@Blueshirt38😂😂😂

@Light-ji4fo

9 ай бұрын

If I add all halves, they add up to 3 and a half men. Which is accurate.

@AnikMonette

9 ай бұрын

​@@Light-ji4foTrue, I'm not thin and 3 and a half of myself could fit in his pants!😅

Calling someone "casper the friendly ghost" is such an old fart insult. Steven has the intimidation levels of a bag of bread.

@tylerironside8109

9 ай бұрын

He also has the physique of a bag of bread, except one where you take out all of the slices out of the bag and then put them back in

@schembri317

9 ай бұрын

​@@tylerironside8109😂 that is a perfect description

@BOFAMET

9 ай бұрын

Is it bad that I'm 28 years old and thought that line was kinda good? Like I would laugh so hard if I witnessed someone call somebody else that irl. jfc am I geriatric??

@mhead1117

9 ай бұрын

Stop being mean to steven

@munstrumridcully

9 ай бұрын

What's older and more out of touch than _BOOMERS_ ? ---- '49er? you know, like people born during the 1849 California Gold Rush? Or like, was he part of the Bolshevik Revolution in Russia, which would explain his love for Mother Russia and Vla-DEE-meeer Pooooo-TIN... This might also explain his disdain for his own homeland in the USA----- he's originally form Michigan, if memory serves, ------as well as Seagalls constant insistence that he is Asian/Russian Mongol, Italian, etc..., anything but a simple white guy from the States.... (anyone notice how Steve has a come-and-go "urban" accent, where he likes to call people "White-Boy" a lot, and use other such terms towards white people?....as if HE, HIMSELF, is not WHITE!!!! WTF is THAT about?!)

I'm 90% sure that when that actress kisses Seagal in Absolution, they used a double for Seagal. When the shot cuts to the backside of his head, the actor has a totally different hair type and product. Pretty sure the actress refused to kiss Seagal...don't blame her at all.

@hypnotised-clover

Ай бұрын

I love how he even has completely different glasses too.

@icravedeath.1200

10 күн бұрын

He looks like he stinks of cheese.

It's really nice of Adum and Alex to let Ralph out of his cage from time to time to make a new video, tho I still think that for him to have to recite the script of all 3 Madagascar movies to a tee before earning his meal of the day is a little much.

@sinisterz3r090

9 ай бұрын

Adum after the zoo incident:

@anony-mousse8487

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Thatonedude917

9 ай бұрын

How many times would you have to do that before you memorized it

@bmo14lax

9 ай бұрын

​@@Thatonedude917fuck its actually depressing to think about having to memorize an entire script for food or you die I feel like itd take me a week lmao good one. U actually got me thinking

Well, I bought Ralph"s enthusiasm during the promo. You could say he delivered the bit with... maximum conviction.

@imperialspy805

9 ай бұрын

He was obviously making fun of Steven Segal's acting in that bit 🤡

@imperialspy805

9 ай бұрын

@@chU62783y you missed my sarcasm by 1,000,000,000,003 miles 🤡

@brunettebird57

9 ай бұрын

​​@@imperialspy805and this guy was obviously joking

@imperialspy805

9 ай бұрын

@@brunettebird57 me 2

@dogshake

4 ай бұрын

@@imperialspy805 “haha, jokes on you, I was merely pretending to be retarded” -You

I cant believe Steven Seagal is both real and popular

@boogerman908

9 ай бұрын

I'm not convinced

@SaltStorm007

9 ай бұрын

‘popular’.....really deserves quotation marks when referring to Segal.....TBH, ‘real’ almost should be too!😂

@thee8904

9 ай бұрын

Your profile picture makes me think you’re a weird person

@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819

9 ай бұрын

The late 80s were weird.

@TheWrathAbove

9 ай бұрын

I dunno about popular, once upon a time maybe, but these days I'd settle more firmly on "known"

Steven Segal and Steve Austin mumbling at eachother is hilarious

@lordmontymord8701

9 ай бұрын

I believe Steve was just hired to make Steven look better by comparison ...

@YorgosL1

9 ай бұрын

It’s crazy to think Steve Austin was in one of the better film before this

Fun Fact: Steven Seagal was born on a turnip truck.

@sirleeproductions

9 ай бұрын

epic

@TalkingThrones

9 ай бұрын

And he's been snatching every motha f*ckin birthday ever since...

@novelezra

9 ай бұрын

@@TalkingThrones I know. I've been without 20 birthdays now. I'm still in my teens because of him.

@EdgieAlias

9 ай бұрын

​@@novelezraSTEVEN SEAGULL SINGLEHANDEDLY FINDS CURE TO AGING, WHAT A GUY!!!!

@novelezra

9 ай бұрын

@@EdgieAlias **mumbles something indistinct and incomprehensible whilst sitting down**

We live in the time-line where John Candy died in 1994 and Steven Seagal is still making movies like this.

@demizson576

9 ай бұрын

Oh man. I just imagined John Candy making parodies of Steven Seagal wearing a giant black trenchcoat, orange-tinted sunglasses and a painted-on goatee.

@uselessDM

9 ай бұрын

Uncle Steven

@sweethysteria8737

5 ай бұрын

But this timeline gives us more Ralph videos

Watching sensei seagal and other geriatrics play make believe never gets old

@itsflyde

9 ай бұрын

love this comment, but it neglects the fact that they are also getting paid millions of dollars to play make believe which makes it a lot funnier in my opinion

@d3nza482

9 ай бұрын

@@itsflyde A NUMBER of dollars for sure, but I doubt the number in case is "millions". Bruce Willis was able to demand and get millions for his dementia retirement fund projects as he actually had prestige and reputation. Stevey Seagal only ever had a reputation of being a pathological liar and a narcissist. Hell, he even started pronouncing his last name as Si-ghal after finding out that a Jewish-French artist Marc Chagall pronounced his name in a similar manner while being born as Moishe Shagal. So, Steven Si-gel became Steven Si-ghal. Though to be fair it IS kinda hard to be taken as a tough guy with a mystical past and origin with such a stereotypical Jewish last name. Benjamin Siegel had to kill so many people that they started calling him Bugsy, as in "crazy", just to be taken seriously.

"I was not born on a turnip truck" has got to be in the top 20 of "Uhmm.. yeah that is not as cold and badas as you thought when you wrote it on a napkin in chisel sharpie."

Steven Seagal, king of "bullshido" martial arts. Glad to see you Ralph

i can’t stop laughing at how blatantly obvious it is that he uses a body double to walk upstairs

ralph and steven seagal are a match made in heaven. every episode of this format is an absolute banger.

@user-vm9we7fs4d

9 ай бұрын

Seagal would rape him

@SPACYtunes

9 ай бұрын

Call me entitled but I'm upset that it took Ralph so long to revisit Steven Seagal. He gave us the first three videos then held out on us for so long. I need my fix 😡

@acomputer3559

9 ай бұрын

Nah that would be the KZreadr Space Ice. His narration of Steven Seagal's shit movies were hilarious

@bmo14lax

9 ай бұрын

​@@acomputer3559yeah they are top tier.

@chomosuke0720

6 ай бұрын

​@@acomputer3559 Space Ice is GOATed

I feel the worst for the young actresses who have to play opposite to Seagal.

@d3nza482

9 ай бұрын

He tends to attempt to rape them, so... yeah...

I think Steven fooled himself that he's a legit badass

@rogierb5945

9 ай бұрын

As they say; 'hes a legend in his own mind'.

@AnikMonette

9 ай бұрын

The sad part is that he had a legit carreer and was decent at acting and performing action... Alas he seemed to have always been a narcissic douche so maybe it was meant to end up that way.

@punishederic4761

9 ай бұрын

I think he's fooled at least a few others, these movies kept getting made until 2019

@lordmontymord8701

9 ай бұрын

Sadly that type of self-convidence wasn't enough to take out the Gambinos ...

@YorgosL1

9 ай бұрын

@@punishederic4761thanks to Covid. All those people went out of job

Low stakes conspiracy theory: his female costar in end of a gun was black, so Seagal put on his black accent, neglecting the fact that his costar was black British.

@KIager

7 ай бұрын

I was just thinking that. He sounds so fucking ridiculous and tryhard, and then she just responds perfect English.

Maximum Conviction. Where we steal all the money and leave our convictions behind. Maximally.

Mad respect for that stair stuntman. Get that easy paycheck, bro.

@obychnyichelovek6757

9 ай бұрын

From what i've heard from Titus's Paar interview (director of Perfect Weapon) it's not uncommon in Hollywood to use a double in the scenes like that

@d3nza482

9 ай бұрын

@@obychnyichelovek6757 Stairs. A menace to actors and Daleks everywhere.

@taylorthebnnuy

6 ай бұрын

@@d3nza482and ED-209

Ralph is addicted to making videos about Steven Seagal, and I'm for it.

I think the thing that stands out to me the most about Seagal? He sounds like he's out of breath all the time even when he's not doing anything. Is he doing that intentionally? Is he unable to sound like anything else? But he sounds like he's twice as heavy as he is.

16:02 Absolutely incredible work by the crew. Pause it and go frame by frame (use the , and . keys). Steven has a stovepipe malfunction (empty shell got stuck in slide while trying to eject), and they just said fuck it leave it in.

Stephen Segal is doing Robert Downey Jr's voice from Tropic Thunder, but not as a joke.

Fully convinced Seagull and Austin aren't even on set at the same time in Maximum Conviction, shot reverse shot dialogue where you can only see half of the back of their head, like Sailboat was too fat to get into work that day so they had Austin just emote at the camera for a few minutes and talk at nothing

@Saibellus

9 ай бұрын

considering how drastically different the lighting and even quality of audio is for the two of them, i believe it

@itsflyde

9 ай бұрын

sailboat 😭

@demizson576

9 ай бұрын

IIRC they did exactly that for Seagal and Mike Tyson in 'China Salesman'. They were never on set together, not even in their fight scene.

@YorgosL1

9 ай бұрын

@@demizson576I mean Steven Seagal never show up on set filming with other actor unless it’s scene of him hunking women , sit and drive. Rest is just body double and back of the head shot

@waqas4318

7 ай бұрын

lemme tack up

I love how Ralph impersonates Steven Seagal’s voice better than Steven Seagal.

@chimerschang

9 ай бұрын

I disagree, the grease level in his voice isn't nearly high enough.

Why do I feel like it would be impossible to meet Steven Seagal in real life because he'd need at least 30 body doubles to get anywhere he needs to go.

Seagal and Austin would be awesome VAs for a Banjo Kazooie remake

Ralph, how did you know i was just rewatching your Stephen Segal videos??? What perfect timing dropping this one now!

Steven Seagal is my spirit animal. I mean, there is a seagull named Steven and he is awesome.

@annebruecks7381

9 ай бұрын

Yes! That reminds me, I have to check in 😊

Must say that Ralph delivered this with.......MAXIMUM CONVICTION💯💪

Love seeing Ralph getting sponsors💯Hope that everyone has a blessed one🙏

@cronolucca

9 ай бұрын

Thank you, kind one.

@imperialspy805

9 ай бұрын

I hate it

@Treeeee2008

8 ай бұрын

​@@imperialspy805but he needs monee

How has this man not won an academy award yet?

@DarkPhoenixSaga

9 ай бұрын

Lmao

@theussmirage

9 ай бұрын

He's too busy accepting his Oscars to spend time picking up any of his 32 Academy Awards

For me, the most funny part of these recent Seagal movies is him throwing constant F-bombs like he's in a Tarantino film but looking so cringely bad while doing it, which is not helped by his worsening appareance.

Ralph I agree with you on all counts of Steven being a hack, but small nitpick - he is a 7th dan black belt in Aikido, which does make him a martial arts master. Aikido is not flashy or what most people think of when they think of martial arts. It's not about striking, it's about efficient and practical ways of disarming and escaping situations.

What a beautiful Tuesday morning, a fresh upload from Ralph about my favorite martial arts master Steven 'Vladimir' Seagal

Ralph reviewing Steven Seagal movies is my favourite video genre.

Despite the plummeting quality of his films over the last 13 years or so that shockingly seem to never find it's bottom, I still have heavy nostalgia for Out For Justice. When I was a kid I loved the Seagal movies, the Chuck Norris flicks, etc, and in Out For Justice when Seagal goes into the bar and puts the cue ball in the cloth then proceeds to beat the shit outta everyone...that's what I would call peak Seagal.

@d3nza482

9 ай бұрын

Clearly, peak Seagal would be one of his numerous sexual assault reports and lawsuits.

@jamesatkinsonja

7 ай бұрын

Those 2000's Seagal films were shoddy but somehow the 2010's ones are even worse.

I thought I was decent at understanding spoken English until I heard the Austin/Seagal dialogue. What is even happening

@adamkares7549

9 ай бұрын

Both of them legit sound like Xanax was sponsoring this thing

@m.streicher8286

7 ай бұрын

​@@adamkares7549watch Ralphs earlier seagal vids, he seems high most of the time.

Every month or so I go on what I call a Seagal Bender and I watch every video about this man I can find including the Ralph and Mista GG vids about his movies and I'm SO excited for another one to add to the list

I found myself thinking about Ralph and his KZread channel. It's been a while since I last checked it out. I remember discovering his channel when I first started film school, and it was awesome. His way of looking at movies really opened my eyes and helped me a lot when I was struggling with my own short film projects. But, going back to his channel now, things have changed. Ralph's doing these short reviews instead of the deep dives he used to. I'm not knocking his new stuff...it's just kind of sad for me. It's like a reminder that those film school days are long gone and everything's moved on. It's weird how time flies, and seeing Ralph's channel change kind of brings all those feelings home.

When the world needed him most, he returned to us. Unfortunately it's at the cost of watching Steven SeaBoomBoom

YES! Wasn’t sure we’d get another one of these. Glad you’re still making content Ralph

Who would ever believe Steven Seagal could ever beat up Vinnie Jones in any scenario?

The masterpiece "End Of a Gun" isn't featured in the title to this video. Just think of all the die hard "End of a Gun" fans that could have clicked on this upload! Thank you for the upload, Ralph. Thank you for subjecting yourself to bottom of the barrel Seagal content for our entertainment.

I can just picture the director yelling stairs and the body double comes in for that scene.

you know its gonna be a good day when ralph uploads

ralph i have to tell you i really love these videos. i watched this one while i was cross-stitching and it made a perfect evening im not kidding

Steve Austin films are another rabbit hole that you could do a video on, for what it's worth.

I'd remember Steve Austin being one of these, but I could've sworn Ralph reviewed Absolution already. I've never seen movies so...interchangeable. Even if I was laundering money, I'd still at least try not to make it so obvious lmao

@GenesiisDavid

9 ай бұрын

Bro you could literally stitch parts of different movies he has been in and it'll make a cut as coherent as any of the movies he puts out

5:35 The first scene with Steven Segall and Steve Austin. He stares directly at the camera as he walks into the shot, realizes he is doing it, looks down and then looks into the distance lol.

A return to form, great job Ralph ❤️

I'm not really a podcast guy, so Ralph dropping a RTTM on us got me feeling like I was born on a turnip truck. Hell yeah

@janjanbinks1710

9 ай бұрын

He's snatching a motherfuckin' birthday Yee haw

His Dracula hairline i CANTTTT He's drinking fentynol laced cereal milk

I'd never watch a Seagal movie, but i'd watch more of these, very entertaining.

i will not skip the ad because I like Ralph

Steve Austin must not remember being in maximum convection- I’m starting to think Steven Seagal is a shared delusion of a fever dream we are experiencing rn. 😂 this man isn’t reaaaaal-

I love Ralph's impersonation of Steven LMFAO

Steven Seagal is, unintentionally, the greatest comedian of a generation.

Dude, I know it must cause you pain to make these, but they bring me so much joy. So it's not entirely wasted suffering.

Ralph + Seafood Seagal = great video

I SO NEEDED THIS UPLOAD💯💪 BTW.....is anyone else waiting for someone to make a compilation with all the weird scenes that Steven has done😂It would be so amazing and weird! It is BS how the streaming services now have anti-vpn messages saying you can’t use them while using their sites!

I know way more than I'd like about the latter career of Steven Segal thanks to you Ralph.

A day with a new Ralph video is a good day. Basically.

The delivery of Seagal's movies should be used in art schools as the perfect example of how NOT to act. 🤣 Great video, Ralph, good to see you back!!

Nobody does more seated fighting than Steven Seagal.

a lot of men suffer from a receding hairline, but Mister Seagal suffers from a much rarer *advancing* hairline

Jesus, Steven Seagal can't even walk up the damn stairs.

I’ve been watching your videos for 5+ years and am glad you’re still making them

Been waiting for part 4 for ages!

Every day, I'm surprised Steven Seagal is still alive

@d3nza482

9 ай бұрын

Being born tall goes a long way.

My man, that move to the sponsor of the episode is just smooooooth!

Loved this new video !! Your videos are such a comfort

If you put the sub titles on for this video when Seagal speaks it says in brackets mumbling 😂😂😂

Good to see you Ralph :)

You've got the best Steven Seagal content out there, Ralph

@demizson576

9 ай бұрын

That's what I thought before I discovered 'Space Ice' and 'RedEye Reviews'... Ralph is still pretty good though.

Idk how he did this. But I was literally watching Steven Seagul reviews for the first time in like 5 years. & then he jus randomly drops this.

No body roasts Steven Segal like Ralph, it's just SO enjyable

seagal: i didn't know pig fat could be sentient, but here we are

That segue into the sponsored content was CLEAN AF

Ralph is the GOAT Seagal roaster

Ralphie! Thanks for the content!

I'm happy as long as Ralph is uploading.

0:49 When you don't get morning coffee for your caffeine addiction

Thanks Ralph. Love you 💜

ive been watching you for like almost 10 years bless u ralph sepe jr

Yay! Welcome back 😊

As Goldenbell Training said in one of his videos about Seagal. Steven Seagal is an absolute monster.

Earliest I've ever been, thanks for still making content Ralph

YES I MISSED THESE REVIEWS RALPH

Your Steve Austin imitation reminded me of Boomhauer, and that's all I could think of every time he spoke 😆

OMG YES! ANOTHER ONE! YES! I HAVE BEEN BLESSED! 💙💙

Its well known that Lord Steven has a 'no stairs' clause in all of his contracts.

Yes! More Steven Segal review by RTMM!!!

Good to see one of the og reviewers back. 👊

Steve Austin talks like Boomhauer from King of the Hill 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

His widow’s peak is so intense. He makes it look like a helmet.

12:49 what an amazing protagonist lmao

It's funny how his accent changes depending on who he's acting with in the scene.