Princess (the goat) was actually Max's biological mom the whole time, she turned into a goat to punish him after he said that he wouldn't eat his vegetables.

@boiledquarters6859

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@thatflythatlandedonmikeshe7588

3 жыл бұрын

Love that

@sundaepepper

3 жыл бұрын

I have not watched this video yet. Wth

@potatoesfordayz4607

3 жыл бұрын

Haha, it’s near the end

@deicide888

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOO

Imagine writing a female character who was so 2D she literally turns herself into a jaguar for 11 years because her husband wont have kids with her

@nobodysXghost

3 жыл бұрын

I don't mind it though, dawn star was in control of the entire plot and was the most powerful one. Regardless, no lines.

@amazinglyamara7850

3 жыл бұрын

U SPOILED ITTTT

@CG-lf8st

3 жыл бұрын

@almostamara HOW WAS I MEANT TO KNOW THIS COMMENT WOULD BLOW UP😂

@bigmiscoolerbtw-4214

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe......?..

@bethanymichaella

3 жыл бұрын

Lesson learned: don’t scroll through comments at the start of the video as to not spoil the whole video

I think Zamboni is actually shockingly logical. He's a depressed eccentric magician, who lost his career because of what he thought was an accident. Let's not forget a bunch of children also did keep showing up and breaking into his house, so it was very logical for him to yell at the kids for continuing to pester him. The only part I don't think he's logical, is the end where he just forgives his wife, like bro you really just going to be a Jaguar for 11 years without telling me.

@arisu_6635

Жыл бұрын

tbh that was also my thought, also they break into his house

@dalys1155

9 ай бұрын

Fr 💀💀💀

@godofchaos9571

8 ай бұрын

And the way they make it out that he hates kids is a bad thing. I mean, yeah it's weird he said it but he's allowed to not like kids. He whispered it; it wasn't like he said it a kids face or worked somewhere where he delt with the children.

@SunnysFilms

7 ай бұрын

She basically just shows back up because he decides he wants a kid now. Imagine if the genders were reversed and some guy did what she did just because his significant other didn't want kids. And what if Max does something she doesn't like? Is she going to disappear on him too. The real villain in this movie is Dawn Star.

@VortexBroAnG

5 ай бұрын

2K and 5 replies? Let me fix that

this feels like a mythology thing "woman turns into jaguar to punish her husband that hates kids"

@mellow_mallow

Жыл бұрын

This would make a sick folk tale

@CalvinKalisto

Жыл бұрын

Honestly that would fit with a mythology story.

@rushilgorripati

Жыл бұрын

More like Dhar man video

@tellmewill

Жыл бұрын

@@rushilgorripati what Dhar Mann videos are you watching

@rushilgorripati

Жыл бұрын

@@tellmewill Husband hates kids and regrets it

Imagine your wife pretending to be dead because you said I hate children.

@Esmeralda-rd9hf

3 жыл бұрын

#relatable

@shineinstars

3 жыл бұрын

maybe she wanted children? idk

@idnfjf282

3 жыл бұрын

Spoiler alert

@kirane

3 жыл бұрын

666th like lol

@samsonright936

3 жыл бұрын

@@shineinstars honestly, if my husband was as weird as this guy and all I wanted to have a baby and this weird ass man turns to me and says, “I hate children” I would definitely leave him💀...maybe not that dramatically but still

Lesson learned: Don't tell your wife you hate children or she will turn into a jaguar for 11 years

@user-vm9qh3nz1h

3 жыл бұрын

Well metaphorically this happens sometimes:)

@beckybababooey3654

3 жыл бұрын

My dad told my mom he hates kids and now i have a pet jaguar :)

@RachaelFenton

3 жыл бұрын

Spoilers

@aashaykhot7690

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit I tried it and woke up with a new car in my garage

@amandathompson6327

3 жыл бұрын

Spoiler alert gd

In regards to the bit about the Jaguar getting her tail "ever so slightly" stuck in the couch and appearing to be in agony over it - any cat owner can tell you that that's exactly what would happen. Doesn't matter that she's a majestic killing machine made of pure muscle and, I guess, magic - any cat that's lived under a domestic roof having meals freely and regularly develops the most SEVERE baby brain imaginable. This is the most believable part of the film to me.

@gayjayy

Жыл бұрын

Can confirm. Our cat will get in the way, and when you push him gently with your foot he gets all offended and meows and stares at you.

@kkrup5395

Жыл бұрын

I missed the part where "any cat owner" became a jaguar behavior specialist

@tripsplat

Жыл бұрын

@@kkrup5395 "Only Critical Thinking is allowed in Danny's Kingdom. NO JOKES, GREG"

@kkrup5395

Жыл бұрын

​@@tripsplat sorry, it didn't seem to me that that was a joke, more like an expresion of an opinion. Or even a start to a conversation about beliveability of the movie. So I just wanted to point out a flaw in your argumentation.

@foxbuns

Жыл бұрын

@@kkrup5395 it was definitely a joke dude

When he said “there’s a crazy twist at the end” and then “you’ll remember we haven’t seen the jaguar again yet” I legitimately thought the kid was gonna open the rocket and get mauled by it

@ankeeno

Жыл бұрын

I thought the rocket will explode too

@pyktkmrge

Жыл бұрын

Booooy I was hoping

@fuckgandor

Жыл бұрын

that would’ve been such a funny fucking way to end the movie

@thisdeath

Жыл бұрын

am i the only one who thought it would be empty?

@angryviolentwitchqueen6633

Жыл бұрын

This is just the Halloween version of the Scales movie ending 😂

I thought he said "I eat children" Instead of "I hate children" Lets just say I was concerned.

@meghnalekshman4137

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a more interesting movie

@emamacitas

3 жыл бұрын

He be like:I am CANIBALLLLLLL

@pretty948

3 жыл бұрын

Hold on , y'all don't eat children ?

@doubtful_seer

3 жыл бұрын

@@pretty948 damn, I’ve really been doing my whole diet wrong too

@mostlyzaye

3 жыл бұрын

SAMEEEEEE 🤣🤣🤣

I thought when he said "I hate children", she ran away cause she was pregnant, and Max was gonna turn out to be his biological son.

@adamehta6179

3 жыл бұрын

Makes more sense than the whole movie

@jyotsna3617

3 жыл бұрын

You are pretty good at script writing

@0.001mm_tolerancy

3 жыл бұрын

I assume that after The Great Zamboni said that he hates children, his wife was transumted into a Jaguar as his punishment and this curse wouldn't be lifted until he learned to love children.

@pandapooh1668

3 жыл бұрын

@@0.001mm_tolerancy ikr it was so obvious to me, wasn’t even a plot twist imo 🥱

@laurencrisp9904

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I thought would happen too!

As a woman, I can say I would also definitely fake my death and turn into a magical jaguar for 11 years because my husband said "I hate children" to me in the middle of a magic show performance, instead of talking it over with him reasonably. Very realistic. 10/10

@mimisezlol

Ай бұрын

Yknow, me too. Hmm. 📻🔊 "From the makers of girl math and girl dinner comes girl avoidance! Avoid any kind of confrontation by turning into a magical jaguar because that's your coping strategy."

@raimarulightning

3 күн бұрын

I honestly think there must have been a deleted scene where he and his wife are talking to each other during the performance and she mentions wanting a child. It's the only thing that makes sense to me

I was legit thinking that the mysterious woman hiring the teenagers to steal was gonna be the wife the whole time

@WinWinWoo

Жыл бұрын

Ye I wondered what ended up with that. They seemed kinda irrelevant

@murrmurr2705

11 ай бұрын

That would have been so good tho! Wasted potential.......

@user-qx6jn4gj9i

9 ай бұрын

I love this so much thank you

@srishtihota7020

8 ай бұрын

SAME

"Never been an orphan" is such a hard flex.

@teresahowick5197

3 жыл бұрын

Right?! 😂

@iamcool544

3 жыл бұрын

Never clumsy enough to lose both parents

@iwanttodie69

3 жыл бұрын

Pftt-

@Randomly_Exist

3 жыл бұрын

Epik flex

@Finite_Source

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being an orphan. Couldn't be me, could not be me.

him: i hate children her: 🐆 CONSEQUENCES

@Jiyu_Starfam

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369

2 жыл бұрын

Wait he said “I hate children”? I thought he said “i ate children”

@prig1557

2 жыл бұрын

@@jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369 ...what?

@jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369

2 жыл бұрын

@@prig1557 i thought he said "I ate children"

@prig1557

2 жыл бұрын

@@jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369 No I know, but just like...you know what nvm.

Imagine being some random guy in the audience with no clue that she went missing just thinking he made someone random woman appear

@Avruthlelbh

6 ай бұрын

I mean, most of them would be like that. A decade or so had passed, and the majority probably wouldn't know exactly what she looked like, assuming they even knew what happened to begin with.

I actually feel really bad for Zamboni. It's clear from the start that he didn't actually do anything to his wife, but he still gets dragged through hell over her disappearance. Kids messing with his property is obviously so common that he doesn't even react to finding his van torched. Then this group of kids keeps showing up and breaking into his house, basically harassing him. And to top it off, it turns out his wife turned herself into the jaguar because he said he hates kids. (And, yes. I did absolutely see that coming.) Really think about the ramifications of this. She disappeared and willingly let her husband get arrested and tried, let him take care of her like a pet living otherwise miserable and alone, and only decided to return when he had a change of heart and adopted Max, ultimately giving her what she wanted. That is so many levels of toxic and messed up. The bullies may have been the antagonists, but Dawn Star was the villain.

The lesson of this movie is: if you want kids but your spouse says no just turn into a jaguar for 11 years and they'll come around

@pretty948

3 жыл бұрын

I don't wanna have kids

@adrianaheiler9794

3 жыл бұрын

I'd definitely prefer having a pet jaguar to having kids. Heck, I'd even prefer a car jaguar to having kids.

@hermitcrab_213

3 жыл бұрын

Reading this before watching the video with absolutely no context was a real treat

@moonlight.8831

3 жыл бұрын

What a great lesson for my kids :D

@abi_8765

3 жыл бұрын

Whoop This comment really spoiled the plot twist

audience: “this man killed his wife” zambony: “i loved my wife” audience: “ok he’s innocent” zambony: “....but i hate children” *law and order theme intensifies*

@fishinglegit6785

3 жыл бұрын

but he loves children *dunn* *dunn*

@estherdetweiler6903

3 жыл бұрын

This gives off tumblr post energy and I love it

@chebic5095

3 жыл бұрын

THIS SAYS A LOT ABOUT SOCIETY

@1nf1ict48

3 жыл бұрын

bro i wanna like but its at 911 likes and that fits so perfectly with the comment

@Brams2777

3 жыл бұрын

@@chebic5095 We LiVe iN a SoCiEtY

Wait so when she turned into a jaguar, Zamboni was like "I guess I have a jaguar now"? Like didn't question where the cat came from or whether or not he was qualified to take care of it, he was just like "hm ok".... what????

@PurpleMoon799

5 ай бұрын

my hc is that the jaguar just appeared near his house so he just took her in. but imagine if he didn't 😂

@raimarulightning

Ай бұрын

I imagine a black jaguar makes an awfully convenient pet for a man trying to cultivate an air of dangerous mystery

@Mario_Angel_Medina

11 күн бұрын

"What's your plan kid? Do you think if you just wander into my house every day I will adopt you? The jaguar already did that and I don't fall for the same trick twice!" _ the Great Samboni 😂

@Mario_Angel_Medina

11 күн бұрын

The trick at the begining wherethe Great Zamboni explodes is supposed to be done with mirrors, right? In the film is obviously done with CGI but the reason why it shaters like that is because he's supposed to be a reflection on a mirror or a projection onto a glass. That would have been the explanation, right?

@raimarulightning

3 күн бұрын

@@Mario_Angel_Medina Yup. That's what I was imagining

Actually at 18:03 the “nerdy girl” is actor Simon Baker who is a Native male of the Squamish & Haida nations as well as Cree! I get why you could’ve mixed him up b/c of his hair but it unfortunately happens a lot to native boys. My brother used to wear his hair in long braids as a child & would get called a girl all the time, it made him so upset he ended up cutting his hair off. Luckily, he’s older now & has regrown his hair out again, it’s such a big representation of who we are as an individual & as a culture.

@gabriellam1894

Жыл бұрын

Woohoo I mentioned the same thing! Glad to see someone else knows who Simon Baker is! :D

@ericaheap

9 ай бұрын

whoa i was thinking of the Austrailian actor Simon Baker at first lol, and was very confused for a solid 30 seconds

@transerobotfrog66613

2 ай бұрын

aye, thats cool, appreciate the insight

just a magician whispering "i hate children" in the middle of a trick completely unprompted, you know, as one does

@splishh

3 жыл бұрын

john mulaney ghost wrote this

@rice_bullets

3 жыл бұрын

i thought he said "i hate killgrim" for the first couple of times

@Ominous_Bambi

3 жыл бұрын

I figured they were having a whispered argument the whole show.

@OhNoBohNo

3 жыл бұрын

Them’s the magic words!

Max talking about the house: “So, this could be an office...” “Or maybe a nursery.”

@ashlynn1376

3 жыл бұрын

Max doesn't even like that backyard for him. Its all pavement. Max thinks it needs grass

@shytoad720

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashlynn1376 in case there are any lil guys runnin around

@wambsdyke

3 жыл бұрын

“This is a spinning hypnosis room of torture...” “Could be a nursery.”

@dionysusfilms165

3 жыл бұрын

*john mulaney wiggle*

@amylomo9793

3 жыл бұрын

are these fans of the proud asian-american woman?

I like that Zamboni does not even question Dawn after she turns back Like she framed him for murder and let him simmer in his trauma from literally killing the love of his life and he doesn't even flinch when she appears again Shit I guess he's just that good of a performer

i feel like zamboni getting mad that random kids keep breaking into his house is absolutely fair lmao. that felt like the most realistic part of the movie

I like how he calls it a jaguar, but then thought it might be a panther, then just settled on jungle cat.

@shadowcultist

3 жыл бұрын

especially because jaguars and panthers are the same thing lol

@Undivided_X

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadowcultist not Florida panthers (pumas) or old world panthers (leopards) though

@thatonegooze

3 жыл бұрын

@@Undivided_X neither are Carolina Panthers (football team)

@imkelsey.givememoney.

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao I love how everyone is arguing about Jaguars and panthers 😂

@raiyank6364

3 жыл бұрын

He just got less and less descriptive

Everything you need for a good movie: 1. A creepy guy that likes to watch children suffer 2. An orphan that can't stop telling you about it 3. Exploding Wives

@vinnamon

3 жыл бұрын

Brb gonna add this to my story rq

@Bruh-ob9mi

3 жыл бұрын

The holy trinity

@MuskanJ

3 жыл бұрын

*describes Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban*

@draimannebeker9435

3 жыл бұрын

@@MuskanJ I mean that does pretty much sum it all up doesn't it.

@MuskanJ

3 жыл бұрын

@@draimannebeker9435 fr

the fact that the guy who plays the great zamboni had previously starred in schindlers list fills me with indescribable emotion

@redvelvetunderground

Жыл бұрын

he's also the star of such classics as bloodrayne and the love guru. really exemplifying that knighthood. do u think he made the cast and crew call him "sir" during filming?

@fredericororiz6500

Жыл бұрын

AND he was Ghandi!

@yuki97kira

11 ай бұрын

Can you describe it?

@geekgirl_luv4262

6 ай бұрын

I’m sorry WHAT

@geekgirl_luv4262

Ай бұрын

WHAT

I could not stop laughing at the fact that those bullies opened the pumpkin expecting to see a child's mutilated corpse.

sitting down and having a long talk with your husband about the possibility of having kids in the future < turning into a jaguar until he changes his mind

@ShiruKitty

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nickynick0810 I BEEN DOING THAT!! Good money.

@fluffybunchy

3 жыл бұрын

Blue haired Dahyun is life kzread.info/dash/bejne/dYFopc2PdtC6lNY.html

@fluffybunchy

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nickynick0810 pls don't click or tap the link

@nerdorama009

3 жыл бұрын

This is what we in the married couple business call a power move.

@Purplesquigglystripe

3 жыл бұрын

Babe, can you just stop being a jaguar so we can talk about this?

"i hate children" *becomes a magician, a popular thing children are into*

@pardonthemusic

3 жыл бұрын

magicians are like the customer service workers of the performing world, so i understand how hed start hating children lmao

@Rotisserie-chicken

3 жыл бұрын

I bet that’s why he said he hates children lol

@rktdw

3 жыл бұрын

lol i thought he said "I ate children"

@rktdw

3 жыл бұрын

@@hirwal01 nobody cares

@bradleyblake7588

3 жыл бұрын

@@hirwal01 Stop trying to scam people.

22:23 she legally became a pumpkin

@RetroAnts

6 ай бұрын

Markas pumpkin

This is a movie that you’d watch in 2nd grade because you payed $5 for the pizza party.

@honeyhuening

4 ай бұрын

i feel like i need to become a 2nd grade teacher and let those future students watch this movie now

@raimarulightning

Ай бұрын

And fall in love with it forever

Max is like a 6 year old child, and he really talking about how he has nothing to live for. smh

@EjvindGEMDark

3 жыл бұрын

He had that 2020 mood in 2002.

@leenkhalid6427

3 жыл бұрын

most gen z thing ive ever heard

@RiyaWaghela-xn1ud

3 жыл бұрын

he is the future hardin

@pretty948

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure max is Noah centineo

@ghosty4735

3 жыл бұрын

He was just stating the facts

Wait that isn’t normal? My grandma was a pet lizard for 40 years because her husband said he didn’t like cherry pie

@cervineBotanist

3 жыл бұрын

what??? does this mean????????? i wish for a timestamp to explain this please, i mean, you dont have to, but i cant find what you're talking about?

@jroxspone

3 жыл бұрын

@@cervineBotanist because the wife turned into a jaguar cause her husband said he didn't like children. supposedly. their comment is a joke on that. "oh so its not normal to change into a pet animal of some sort when your significant other says they don't like something??"

@zawvt7376

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve been there i’m glad people are finally speaking out because it’s a real problem affecting real people Subscribe pls

@ej6975

3 жыл бұрын

@@cervineBotanist I haven’t watched the video yet and this comment gave me whiplash

@uncodedconnections4715

3 жыл бұрын

My uncle told my aunt that they didn’t need a gun for self-defense, so to prove him wrong she’s been 30-50 feral hogs for the past 20 years! Idk why Danny’s acting like this isn’t a normal occurrence

that awkward moment when you hear your husband say he doesn't like kids so you frame him for murder

'Never let them know your next move' really applies to this movie

Lets remember, Zamboni was arrested on suspicion of killing his wife. So Dawn Star heard him say "I hate children" for no reason in the middle of a show, turned into a jaguar for 11 years and then came back and no one questions it. She framed Zamboni for her own murder so that she could live out her fursona.

@thefungiwhisperer2313

2 жыл бұрын

And lets not forget some fantasy of petplay that was being fulfilled

@spencer2990

2 жыл бұрын

Breaking news: famous magician, Zucchini, was framed for murder by his wife in order to live her true fursona, Shadow. An angry riot on social media is being formed since his wife has yet to face any charges. Tune in for next time, where we cover a group of kids that’ll be punished for breaking into an unfortunate individual’s house on several occasions.

@hollyhobgoblin8838

Жыл бұрын

Gone Grrrrrrl

@0NeeN0

Жыл бұрын

Also he stopped believing in magic, which in this universe is love, because she wasn't there anymore, it makes real magic possible so when he liked Max and adopted him so that's why magic happened and she came back

@layna-heyhey

Жыл бұрын

the original gone girl?

6 year old kid- "I have nothing to live for." Jesus Christ. He sounds like someone in a midlife crisis. Lol

@sonarchy5158

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe it was a midlife crisis

@mocotojam6767

3 жыл бұрын

@@sonarchy5158 the movie also cut out the part where Max comes out anti Vax

@jexxer

3 жыл бұрын

He sounds like a normal millennial to me.

@sixndr8376

3 жыл бұрын

wait, thinking you have nothing to live for is the MIDLIFE crisis?

@kurlozmakara4194

3 жыл бұрын

my brother talks like that 😂 I tell him we ran out of tomato sauce n he'll tell me his life not worth living like calm down shakespeare

Wait does nobody else have a room specifically made to hypnotize people? 😂😅

@dopeynhappy

Жыл бұрын

I know right? Imagine not having a hypnotism room? Can't relate

@yuki97kira

11 ай бұрын

No but i have my personal disco where the walls and floor moves and spins

If I had a nickle for every time Danny made a video about a movie where a middle-aged man suffers a great loss and goes on a journey of healing that ends with him adopting an orphan I'd have two nickles... which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

@PurpleMoon799

5 ай бұрын

what's the second one

@abigailg6586

5 ай бұрын

@@PurpleMoon799 the lamp movie

Zamboni: low key traumatizes children and is accused of blowing up his wife Max: You are my da~ad, you’re my dad! Boogie woogie woogie

@sofiaoronaa

3 жыл бұрын

you good

@shalev.

3 жыл бұрын

I wheezed at this

@well1w0nder

3 жыл бұрын

Ha I love that vine

@well1w0nder

3 жыл бұрын

hi my names CATRINA • you should be

@lucerix6033

3 жыл бұрын

max: daddy? zamboni: dO I LOOK-

Dawn Star really stayed a panther even when her husband was put on trial for her murder

@KateBurnham

3 жыл бұрын

what a power move

@dddlegend8102

3 жыл бұрын

That's just Cold

@cherrybomb8120

3 жыл бұрын

Two types of people

@trshhd

3 жыл бұрын

dawn star walked so amy dunne could run

@jesssoucy4976

3 жыл бұрын

It would be hard to forgive that one if it were me

I didn’t predict it until you said “but the jaguar hasn’t come out yet” and I was like “wait… it’s gonna be the wife, isn’t it”

I've watched this video so many times, it's one of my favorites. But I only just now put the subtitles and realized Zamboni says "what I said that night was the cruelest thing..". I always heard "the coolest thing", like he was proud of just randomly saying "i hate children", and that was just hilarious to me. So needless to say I won't be watching this video with the subtitles on again

@dopeynhappy

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

"I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE." " *~~ooooh... I bet he DID kill his wife* "

@Flabbergasted-yl4hv

3 жыл бұрын

I did not hit her i did NAWT

@dylansickinger545

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha look at that high waisted man, he got feminine hips! NO THATS THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUT.

@elliegd

3 жыл бұрын

oooooo, who’s that fella

@Laylasjustagirl

3 жыл бұрын

He did Nawt

@karkatpark1328

3 жыл бұрын

OMGOMGOMG Y E S

Bae says he hates children. [Slap him again] [DIVORCE] [Turn into a jungle cat]

@thebestoftherest8583

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@AloysiusWaffle

2 жыл бұрын

I choose D, explode and live as jungle cat without him because clearly I’m an alien

@lumerkun4122

2 жыл бұрын

I'm your 667 like. *Ur welcome*.

@bungiecrimes7247

2 жыл бұрын

Again? Aw hell nah we throwing hands!

@ChoccyyB

2 жыл бұрын

[Give him a good RIGHT CROSS]

I honestly feel like they were going to try and turn this movie into a TV show and that's why they introduced so much weird stuff like the theme song, some villains, and the fact that the kids had a hang out spot

I thought for sure Dawnstar left because she was pregnant and when Zamboni said he hated children she ran because she didn't want him to know. I thought the twist was she comes back and tells Zamboni the kid he adopted was his son, she gave him up to avoid being a single mom but now they can be a happy family. Didn't anticipate "Panther!"

Please make a "I hate children" song with a "can't believe this nononono" chorus

@izzyy5624

3 жыл бұрын

If it happens, remember you spoke this into creation 😳

@bladiesteponme

3 жыл бұрын

111th like

@madisonrose1893

3 жыл бұрын

hell yeah danny please do this

@jildavison

3 жыл бұрын

when the "cant believe this nonono part happened" i thought he was gonna end the video with a song with that in it

@mystxixs1258

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I HATE THIS MOVIE it SCARES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me sat here like: "the fucking jaguar's gonna explode too"

@kaylabrownell1268

3 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@firstdyad2678

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the same. Then I thought they were all going to explode when they got in the car

@hornetisvoider

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be suprised if he/she explodes too

@minajones8341

3 жыл бұрын

Same!!

@Kevin_Theadore1

3 жыл бұрын

@maria escarez wtf buckaroo y u c k y

If he's being blamed for potentially murdering his wife and then years later is walking around with a jaguar on a chain, I'd say he prolly did it. Lol

@raimarulightning

Ай бұрын

I think the jaguar is probably an affectation to scare people away. I can't imagine I'd want to be very social in his situation.

The most unrealistic thing is that Zamboni just watches the kids get scared. I might just be weird, but I'd be laughing like a maniac if that happened to me.

@stargurl__211

Жыл бұрын

i don't know if it's physically possible for anyone to keep a straight face while watching a girl flail around whilst being stuck in a pumpkin. zamboni has skills i guess

@Shrupx7

5 ай бұрын

Lmao frrr💀🤣

Max is the best part about this movie. He’s so unnecessarily depressed, like they have no reason to have him in the movie lol

@MoonchildDontCry

3 жыл бұрын

I think that's someone else who's life is extremely miserable (same) venting in the script

@frostyskeletons8950

3 жыл бұрын

@@MoonchildDontCry I ghost wrote the script

@spacebug5686

3 жыл бұрын

"Theres nothing worth living for"

@poemsbypoetry

3 жыл бұрын

@@spacebug5686 - Says the 8 year old, tiny child

@alidragon7034

3 жыл бұрын

I feel personally attacked by this comment

I love how in "Monster House" the kids lose a ball or something, but in "Spooky House" the kids lose...a goat.

@danivaav

3 жыл бұрын

@@taralamlam1961 bruh, what's up with you? lmfaoooo

@Gorbgorbenson

3 жыл бұрын

Monster house was my favorite Halloween movie

@espifreak

3 жыл бұрын

They have loose pet laws in this town.

@gillianfleischer5620

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but monster house terrified me as a kid

@humanperson8903

3 жыл бұрын

@@danivaav they deleted it but i know who you mean its a bot btw

Bruhh i legit thought that the plot twist was that he had ACTUALLY killed his wife because she was pregnant (explains why he muttered "i hate children") and was acting weird because of all the guilt and adopted max to see how his life would've been if he would've let his child live

@Quackervoltz

4 ай бұрын

Please write that movie

someone give whoever performed the "spooky kind of guy" song a massive raise. shit slaps.

That awkward moment when you're a magician and your furry wife turns into a jaguar and frames you for murder for 11 1/2 years because you don't like children 😳

@DeathnoteBB

3 жыл бұрын

Because we’re Delta airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare~

@justaperson5677

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB YEEESSSS!! Thank you for that reference 😂

@justaperson5677

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB Also, love the username

@DeathnoteBB

3 жыл бұрын

@@justaperson5677 No problem!! As soon as I read “frames you for murder” John Mulaney popped into my head Also thanks!

@thefiretruck9604

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB oOOHKAAAAYYY 😀

Moral of the story: always have a good right cross

@jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369

2 жыл бұрын

And always have some meth on you at all times

@jaymesigler6402

2 жыл бұрын

I saw this comment before I watched the video and I thought it was something about fighting demons or something. 🤣

@Harmony-dg8ck

2 жыл бұрын

t eat

@Luigi-nn1gx

2 жыл бұрын

No, a GREAT right cross

@notatrollll

2 жыл бұрын

No it’s a greAt right crah-aw-us.

Nothing is more eclectic than Sir Ben Kingsley’s acting career. He was in “Gandhi” playing GANDHI. Schindler’s List, Robot Overlords, Night at the Museum, Moses, Species, Boxtrolls, Ender’s Game

i thought the twist would be that his pregnant wife ran away mid disappearing act, had max, died and the great zamboni was actually his dad

@SonarTheBat

9 ай бұрын

That's a better twist.

Zamboni: I hate children Dawn Star: so you have chosen ✨abandonment✨

Danny: He’s walking with a Jaguar. He’s walking with a panther. He’s walking with a jungle cat. He’s walking with a murder animal.

@katz7632

3 жыл бұрын

how i want to be described as

@pudchaa

3 жыл бұрын

Lol ngl when he first said “Jaguar” I thought he meant the car 😂

@edwnamuli_0927

3 жыл бұрын

@badfeminist Don't mind me just taking my daily walk with my pet car😁

@HaloThanR

3 жыл бұрын

@@pudchaa h

Honestly, the craziest part of this movie was the magic collar at the end rewriting history and materializing stars for a new constellation.

out of everything i'm most impressed with how he's able to separate his eyes to match the paintings

@calebmartinez9350

Жыл бұрын

So oowbxalawo?

if this movie was a john mulaney quote: “I LOVE MY WIFE. I DID NOT KILL MY WIFE”

@yuki97kira

3 жыл бұрын

Or to quote "the room": I did nawt, I did nawt hit her

@checkmqtes180

3 жыл бұрын

@@yuki97kira oh hi mark

@bilbo2k45

3 жыл бұрын

I mean they are almost the same person, they both look like extremely tall children.

@ameremortal5267

3 жыл бұрын

Shit I bet he did kill his wife

@epicremarc

3 жыл бұрын

Ooh look at that guy. I bet he DID kill his wife

Can’t wait for Danny’s new song, “Can’t Believe This No No No”

@FTZPLTC

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that needs to happen.

@thornless_flora

3 жыл бұрын

Make it happen

@meow5770

3 жыл бұрын

watch him do this

@notoriouswriter8759

3 жыл бұрын

Glad i’m not the only one thinking that

@helicoptermangirl1524

3 жыл бұрын

Same

When Danny said he was walking a jaguar, I for some reason assumed he meant the car, so imagine my absolute surprise and delight when it was instead a big kitty cat

in retrospect, the scene with Zamboni walking with his jaguar on a leash is much creepier.

@manwhatdoiputhere

Жыл бұрын

Nah she just kinky who are you to judge

@luma4902

Жыл бұрын

I mean he didnt know it was his wife and a jaguar should at least be on a leash on public and i think she know that she could had pick a bird

“I hate children” ✖️ “ *I ate children* “ ✔️

@mulder0841

3 жыл бұрын

Me on dark mode. 👁_👁 *where is it*

@BlujiBerries

3 жыл бұрын

@Aleks Frojn because you’re supposed to eat them at dinner? Who told you to eat them during afternoon tea?

@birchwood5889

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlujiBerries wait what I’ve been eating them for supper

@bavenquin2151

3 жыл бұрын

@@birchwood5889 what? No I eat then for breakfast,raw and alive.

@BlujiBerries

3 жыл бұрын

@@birchwood5889 bro you’re doing it all wrong, you eat them at dinner with the blood of babys 🙄

"I have nothing to live for anyway" Somebody get this kid a therapist 😭

@elliehansen1345

2 жыл бұрын

He's being mischief and trespasser

@TheWelchProductions

2 жыл бұрын

@@ffayegacha FBI OPEN UP!!

@TheWelchProductions

2 жыл бұрын

He’s not a monster. He’s just ahead of the curve.

@fedcab4360

Жыл бұрын

@@ffayegacha still fucking creepy

@Illlium

Жыл бұрын

Max keeping it one hundred

So how did he end up with the pet jaguar? Did he just walk out the door and the jaguar was standing by the steps and it’s like “wow, I’ve lost my wife in a tragic and inexplicable way but now I can have this sick pet jaguar that I know she’d never let me have”?

why did i genuinely cry when he said he was adopting max as if that isn’t what the entirety of the movie is leading up to

The Great Zamboni: *Takes off mustache* Also The Great Zamboni: *Turns into Severus Snape*

@cigarette_ahegao

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@discoshark7767

3 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what I thought 😂

@tunafish5462

3 жыл бұрын

He also looks like Neil Breen with long hair and a British accent lol

@yukon7946

3 жыл бұрын

ROHAN YAAAS

@mr.oopsiedoopsie

3 жыл бұрын

I _ I

I feel like the kid is WAY creepier than Zamboni. Zamboni is just like "This kid keeps making all these very obvious appeals to try to live with me. Fucking weirdo is going to stab me in my sleep."

@terra_the_nightingale135

2 жыл бұрын

Plus the "i've got nothing to live for anyways" makes it seem that this kid will kill since he has nothing to lose XD

@kiralonely1307

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly. The dude is more relatable, the kid's forcing it on him, lol. The side look he gave the mirror in the scene in the starry room made me snort tbh cause same dude, wtf, why are you bringing that shit up out of nowhere, jesus-

@jaymodmlg2837

Жыл бұрын

@@terra_the_nightingale135 iiiii

@jaymodmlg2837

Жыл бұрын

@@terra_the_nightingale135 is

@jaymodmlg2837

Жыл бұрын

@@terra_the_nightingale135 imjji

I love Ben Kingsley so much, he has this amazing cold intensity. It’s not only amazing that they managed to get him for this movie, but also how the director managed to make him so weird he loses all his charisma. Kudos to them tbh 🤣

13:17 Calling it now. The great zam boney is max’s dad.

I got kinda desapointed at Danny for not making a joke related to goat storie but then I realized that was a kurtis' video

@samarah1439

3 жыл бұрын

So you’re trying to tell me they’re two different people?

@avocado8137

3 жыл бұрын

Disappointed*

@phillipmardirossian

3 жыл бұрын

I feel this comment so hard

@Ryodog

3 жыл бұрын

@@avocado8137 Douchebag***

@CorgiCookies

3 жыл бұрын

No it was Drew Gooden’s video

Is no-one gonna talk about how these high schoolers are messing with like 3rd graders?

@cindyespindola4946

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing 😅

@oriaaane

3 жыл бұрын

I'm trying to figure out if the bully girl has the weirdest stomach tattoo ever or a strange mole

@maraflowerinclubpenguin

3 жыл бұрын

@@oriaaane they really tried to make her look cool with a semi crop top

@toxion2391

3 жыл бұрын

kinder kids

Magician: speaks The orphan kid: I like your funny words magic man

4:01 I get that reference Best vine ever

Danny’s set up has changed. We are now Greg again, officially.

@nonyab5640

3 жыл бұрын

He made a video about it on his 2nd channel if you wanna watch.

@carlyjayne9186

3 жыл бұрын

@@nonyab5640 I’m truly Greg, so ofc I watched it already ahahah. Thanks though. 🥰

@julietsanchez7693

3 жыл бұрын

We finally aren’t Geg anymore!

@tommyholm1993

3 жыл бұрын

@@nonyab5640 2nd channel? Where he gets a little sillier and whackier?

@echo_felix331

3 жыл бұрын

depending on where his chair is, sometimes we’re ‘REG’

Next year we better see spooky grandpa on the track or I'm going to be dissapointed

@hoopaschnoopa334

3 жыл бұрын

Wait you watch Danny Gonzalez-

@ratedpending

3 жыл бұрын

spooky funeral

@muffinsandbeans714

3 жыл бұрын

Wifies stop commenting so much man are you ok lol

@Seni.xoxo1e

3 жыл бұрын

no no spooky dad

@anairOanomraC

3 жыл бұрын

Spooky dad

You know, I'm a sucker for found family stuff, and although this movie wasn't too great, it could have been. Great concept, poor execution. Anyone else agree?

I find it kinda funny how Ben Kingsley plays a creepy man with a black panther as a pet, then also voices Bagheera, the black panther in the junglebook live action remake

“Is that even legal to do can you just walk a around with a jungle cat” uhh yeah probably in Florida

@ten1390

3 жыл бұрын

As a Floridian I can say that Florida is insane

@todietootoo

3 жыл бұрын

Cause anything goes in florida🎼🎼🎼

@somethingoriginal7710

3 жыл бұрын

Not only jungle cats but pythons as pets to

@kurtispittman2103

3 жыл бұрын

*TIGER KING INTENSIFIES*

@ImGabeChan

3 жыл бұрын

We should ask Drew

"I didn't kill my wife!" "Ooh who's that fella? I bet he did kill his wife."

@bessieburnet9816

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!! Thank you!! I've been waiting for someone to comment that! 👏🏽👏🏽

@HyrumLentz

3 жыл бұрын

Being married is so nice.

@matilda5753

3 жыл бұрын

lmaoo

@yomnaelshabrawy2482

3 жыл бұрын

I WAS THINKING THIS THE ENTIRE TIME DURING THE VIDEO

@mrpocketminer428

3 жыл бұрын

among us piano... kzread.info/dash/bejne/nJmKm6yLgtvSn6g.html (i am not the creator, you don't have to watch it, dont give owner hate) 🤍

This is probably my most rewatched video of Danny's, but somehow I've never noticed until now how hilarious the bullies's screaming at 22:22 is.

it’s crazy how the female bully and the great zamboni are actually successful actors

@lynni_111

7 ай бұрын

the black kid, he went to jail for robbing a kfc. im not sure what he does now 😭😭

@lynni_111

7 ай бұрын

and also, the one with the accent, he helped with the movie IT. So I think he’s doing successful aswell

@naia1362

5 ай бұрын

@@lynni_111what! Lol

Wife: *turns into Jaguar for 11 years* Husband: makes sense

@dionysusfilms165

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for spoiling it lol

@bBooksBB

3 жыл бұрын

@@dionysusfilms165 Sorry I always watch the video before going into the comments so I didn't think about it lol

honestly I expected the ending to be something like Dawn Star being pregnant when Zamboni said that he hates kids so she ran away and then it turns out Max was actually their biological child all along

@sepiasmith5065

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that too. and yet.. here we are

@reverland735

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr that would’ve been much better

@erinaa9486

3 жыл бұрын

Me too! She died so Max ended up alone, but at the end he finds his bio father, Zamboni

@tracimallek722

3 жыл бұрын

This would have been perfect!!!

@reggieregina1362

3 жыл бұрын

But like wouldn’t that have been worse since she abandoned her child to the streets all because she’s trying to get revenge on her husband for saying he hates children? Because I thought that would be the twist too but then I thought about it and it would be messed up if that was the conclusion.

22:48 why did I giggle uncontrollably here?

the great Zamboni really just turned into a sith lord at 12:29

@lifeofjurassic590

3 ай бұрын

Good ol Force Lighting.

Random charachter: Hey you wanna go to- The kid: I CAN'T I'M AN ORPHAN Holy shit that kid's depressed

@regina-kc6rf

3 жыл бұрын

Harry Potter be like:

@lazycaterpillar1923

3 жыл бұрын

Goob from Meet the Robinsons

@regina-kc6rf

3 жыл бұрын

Dick Grayson:

@melpomenethemuse

3 жыл бұрын

A series of unfortunate events:

Kid: Mommm can I have Snape? Mom: No, we have snape at home Snape at home:

@loreleimullins5269

3 жыл бұрын

LITERALLY HE LOOKS LIKE SNAPE AND SIRIUS COMBINED LOL

@andrea_d1x0n

3 жыл бұрын

@@loreleimullins5269 IKR BRO I WAS LIKE HOW DA FUQ

@pal3shelter

3 жыл бұрын

I KNOW RIGH T???? I LITERALLY THOUGHT IT WAS SNAPE IN THE THUMBNAIL I WAS SO CONFUSED

@natsukashii9756

3 жыл бұрын

@@loreleimullins5269 LMAO HE DOES

@cowgirl_beat_u

3 жыл бұрын

OMG HE LOOKED FAMILIAR AND I COULDNT PUT MY FINGER ON IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

this video taught me how to do a good right cross.

1:20 $200 seems pretty cheap for a snuff film tbh.

Wife: *blows up* 11 years later Man: *walks around with murder animal after murdering wife*

@littlewhitewulf9113

3 жыл бұрын

Carol Baskin WHO

@kate434

3 жыл бұрын

*with a peppy theme song*

@keeghan6480

3 жыл бұрын

Murder animal IS wife

@melpet9

3 жыл бұрын

@@keeghan6480 insane theory

@carinacangialosi4752

3 жыл бұрын

THATS MY BEST FRIEND

Max: *almost gets killed in zamboni’s house* Also max: *_its free real estate_*

@humanperson8903

3 жыл бұрын

I was expecting an actual reply

@sighofdismae

3 жыл бұрын

lmao the funniest thing about this comment is the orphan kid's name is Max (dw about mishearing it just genuinely made me laugh aloud for some reason I'm so sorry)

@mariafausti3128

3 жыл бұрын

@@sighofdismae oh LMAO I’ll change it 😂

I think the wife told Zamboni she's pregnant, therefore the "I hate children" comment, and she got pissed and was like "I'll show him!" and decided to come back only because he stopped hating children. I know that's a stretch, but who'll stop me.

@zakosist

5 ай бұрын

That makes some sense. But then where did the kid go? Was it born as a jaguar cub because she turned into a jaguar? Or did she miscarry for the same reason? A jaguar body not being suited for a human child. Or the child was actually born a human and sent to an orphanage? Then the orphan in this video could be their biological kid.

Idk man, saying "I hate children" before unrelated actions is pretty normal, I myself do so at least once every two days

@cheesekir9470

3 жыл бұрын

As do i good sir

@theperson8049

3 жыл бұрын

It's honestly kinda weird cause I do that too, and thought no one else did lmao

@raimarulightning

Ай бұрын

I said it while typing this comment