never ask a woman: her age a man: his salary Charles: if he is a genie

@yolkyostritch1692

3 жыл бұрын

This is a underrated comment

@Thesilliestkid

3 жыл бұрын

@@yolkyostritch1692 ah yes

@naturescorruptedinfactorie8062

3 жыл бұрын

I am Chara more like new.

@BoltNation_

3 жыл бұрын

nah..we gotta ask the age.. *Twitter cancelling everyone*

@asylnn

3 жыл бұрын

@I am Chara more like no one asked

Your wife comes home with a lamp: 1: throw it 2: DIVORCE

@turyabhatkar

4 жыл бұрын

Metalviper 70 , I choose option 3, no one can stop me!

@lauraarellano2926

4 жыл бұрын

Both

@ashiwashi

4 жыл бұрын

Both

@haylyfegurgur2747

4 жыл бұрын

*episode ads have entered the chat*

@chonkchonkdechonkchonk7922

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody can stop me from doing both

Janitor - “Which kid is yours?” Stanley - “Uhh, I haven’t decided yet”

@thecowboybebop2071

9 ай бұрын

Lmao he actually does omfg

@zthefur

Ай бұрын

nice job taking someone elses comment bud

@Mystery_luvv

Ай бұрын

@@zthefurmy guy, this comment was a year ago.

@zthefur

Ай бұрын

@@Mystery_luvv yup

@dquack83

16 күн бұрын

@@zthefur what

Stan is THE writing mood tho. Typing two words and saying “screw it, I’m outta here?” That is the most relatable thing about writing I’ve ever seen in a movie tbh

@Tyler-ip7mj

Жыл бұрын

Every time I sit down to write and then give up without getting much done I can hear Danny say “Stan’s not writing shit today”. Stan is a little too relatable at times 😅

@renthewerecat

8 ай бұрын

so true

@favoritemustard3542

7 ай бұрын

"The night was..." is my favorite movie example, from _Throw Mama From The Train_ "The night was hot, wait no, the night, the night was humid. The night was humid, no wait, hot, hot. The night was hot. The night was hot and wet, wet and hot." & it goes on from there, eventually ending up with -spoiler- sultry lol

@Stanssstraykiddss

7 ай бұрын

True lmao

@lunaequinox7333

5 ай бұрын

About to say this is just the story of my AO3 account.

Plot twist: Sam was the one who drove over the kid to kickstart the movie

@anna-gj1jb

5 жыл бұрын

I SPIT OUT MY DRINK 😂😂😂

@kat-nw5hh

5 жыл бұрын

Moritz R HAHA

@evqzehormones2202

5 жыл бұрын

...and he decided to help out the guy who lost his child out of guilt

@oliviaz113

5 жыл бұрын

I choked on my Cheeto when I read this

@annieyu72

5 жыл бұрын

What a twisted prick! Killing a boy and just watching the couple in pain. He even has the balls to ask “which one is yours?” To a middle aged man watching a baseball game.

Hey small child, will you help me sort through my things? -5 seconds later- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU SHOULDN'T TOUCH PEOPLE'S THINGS!

@carmelahudson1683

4 жыл бұрын

no no, she can, he said she can, he just, doesn't want her to

@lovemurphy1931

4 жыл бұрын

i screamed reading this lol

@jessicapassey2471

4 жыл бұрын

But you CAN just touch other people’s things!!!!

@christianmoro7968

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes the attitude of an entitaled antivaxx karen.

@christianmoro7968

4 жыл бұрын

*entitled

It’s adorable that Danny cries everytime the little girl gets adopted and is so mad about crying about it, but not because he thinks it makes him look weak, but because he thinks the movie isn’t worth crying over

@notaspacecow

11 ай бұрын

Crying is for strong people who aren’t afraid to be vulnerable 💪💪💪💪💯

@babyvia6712

11 ай бұрын

@@notaspacecow 👏💯

@TheFallenTrooper

9 ай бұрын

I am the same way with My Girl. I cry so hard and it’s infuriating.

@bea2323

7 ай бұрын

Love that! No toxic masculinity on Dannys channel

@boopdoop2251

5 ай бұрын

Danny is unironically more strong than any “alpha male” KZread channel… because he doesn’t even have to try. He doesn’t have to put on a front of strength and confidence, he just naturally is confident and unafraid to be goofy or cry or care if people think he’s not masculine for it. He’s just himself and chill and it speaks volumes about his confidence, unlike alphas who are obsessed with how they’re being perceived.

The rest of the movie absolutely should have been Stan’s ever-increasing rage at his continued failed attempts to destroy the lamp. It should have been like a Warner bros cartoon and he gets bigger tools each time like a jackhammer and then a steamroller and industrial shredders, like he has to literally drive to these locations, and each time the wife just slaps her forehead, riding along with him in the car, saying “Stan no stop it”

@frankisnot1148

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure it's the plot of one of the episodes of Amazing World Of Gumball Spoiler It ends with them trying to destroy the thing with whatever machinery is used to destroy cars And it fails

@veryferalthing

3 ай бұрын

tearfully begging him "Stan no, Stan wait, stop it, Stan-" and like, just kind of half-heartedly jogging behind his car as he's driving (in my head, he is driving so slowly that she is actually kind of keeping pace with him, if not just like, 15 feet behind the car)

@CaptainWobbs

2 ай бұрын

“See? It’s just a lamp! Nothing magical about it!” Stan says as he chucks the lamp into an active volcano, only to walk back to his car and see it buckled up in the backseat.

@MrDarksbane

19 күн бұрын

And the lamp gets bigger each time

@DishonoredRat

16 күн бұрын

​@frankisnot1148 yeah it was a super ugly vase gifted by their grandparents, in the end it breaks by Nicole just dropping it, that's when they learn it was filled with someone's ashes

"You can't just make a book full of 1,000 questions" Tell that to the school system

@idekisthisnecessary

5 жыл бұрын

^ω^

@gabbylea7477

5 жыл бұрын

i feel like i shouldn’t like this because then it would go for 666 to 667 ughhhh

@DarkShadic9632

5 жыл бұрын

What is... science? What is an electro-magnetic pulse? What is a gremlin? Why are we around?

@phoenixfox4851

5 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute- How did this comment get so popular?

@pinkablink9488

5 жыл бұрын

Phoenix Fox because of liberals

Stan’s wife: *literally breathes* Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW

@DukeNukem9405

4 жыл бұрын

Stan wife: *sleeps* Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW!?!?

@turtlemanfromgatherspond6382

4 жыл бұрын

Stan's wife: (dies and haunts stans dreams) Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW

@Straw_berri3

4 жыл бұрын

Stan : **Has a wife** Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW?

@theminakins815

4 жыл бұрын

I too don't wanna fight. Let me start one though

@fatmarley6750

4 жыл бұрын

Stan’s wife: Exists in the universe Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW

imagine if the janitor was the guy who did a hit-and-run that killed the kid. so he was at the funeral knowing what he did and checked up on him through the movie, and hired the genie to help the dad

@Mario_432

7 ай бұрын

Then asked the dad which kid is his lmao

@ashikjaman1940

4 ай бұрын

Hiring a genie is really funny to me

@veryferalthing

3 ай бұрын

@@Mario_432 power move

@andya.9422

3 ай бұрын

@@veryferalthinggotta keep him on his toes

@myrto1659

16 сағат бұрын

Wow ok kinda like Dead to me!

Stan’s an abusive douche and I feel really bad for Lisa but there’s one moment in the movie that really gets under my skin. Why didn’t Lisa tell Stan she was giving away their sons stuff? Like I totally get why she would want to do that on her own, she wants to heal, but there is no way she was thinking in her head “You know what would make my grieving and unstable husband get better? Giving away the last outlets he has to his son. Surely this will fix our marriage and he’ll say ‘you’re right Lisa. I’ve been too attached to my dead son and you giving away his stuff without consulting me really changed me for the better.” Obviously not on Stans side, but Lisa should’ve thought that decision through a little more

@thesleepydot

Жыл бұрын

exactly. i think she was inconsiderate… but yeah not worse than stan.

@spiderguy44

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I felt a little bad but I feel bad for both of em.

@glorihol6803

Жыл бұрын

bro she was literally checking out some dude at work, they're both shit

@RAWRzooted

Жыл бұрын

tbh she didn't have to get rid of all of his shirts like his special jersey. i mean yeah move on but man that was his jersey you can still remember him some what

@LiterallyInklingGirl

Жыл бұрын

Yeah like he died one day ago let him have some memorabilia sheesh

Plot twist: Stan is actually so emotionally unstable because he is worried that the police will find out that he intentionally pushed his son into oncoming traffic where Sam ran him over.

@Alysscka

4 жыл бұрын

Dark, but... what a great plot idea

@frenlyneybur7544

4 жыл бұрын

That would actually make a really good movie

@lolwhat4606

4 жыл бұрын

couldve been a great horror movie but they needed those sweet sweet family friendly ratings

@sushiroll7013

4 жыл бұрын

then he bounced

@maybeoptify

4 жыл бұрын

@Wicked Program why not just edit the word wtf

imagine the dead child in the beginning just hated baseball and his dad forced him to play, and when he told his had he didnt want to play anymore his dad took off his training wheels and shoved him directly into oncoming traffic

@archi9470

2 жыл бұрын

hol up- that's a very dark plot that actually has a chance to be true 😃🤚🏼

@8Nmedia

2 жыл бұрын

I’m dead lol. Best comment ever! But why did you put Imagine?

@tigerkat4419

2 жыл бұрын

@@8Nmedia so is his son

@edwardthibodeaux8815

2 жыл бұрын

@@tigerkat4419 So am i for laughing

@bryn1063

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something he's would do, maybe with a hammer? He seems insane.

Despite everything else, this is the best acting I’ve seen in a low budget film

@caramelapples4393

9 ай бұрын

And the fact that the movie wasn’t THAT bad it was ok

@b4kedbricks

6 ай бұрын

it really was, the couple argueing was a little too accurate. along with what greif can do to an already fragile person

@Elle...

3 ай бұрын

it wasn't even low budget, they had $1M. They could afford real actors (L. Scott Caldwell was in LOST for Gods sake) but apparently not real writers.

i actually don’t think stan should be allowed to adopt a child considering his unchecked anger issues have yet to be addressed.

@badmiracle

9 ай бұрын

like the ending is cute in theory but honestly stan is such a scary character. 😭

@luisshorts.

3 ай бұрын

Nah the movie will tell you “just believe”, so make do with that I guess idk

@jeanettelori1439

Ай бұрын

fr like that girl was literally backed into a wall and cowering. she also did in fact say he hit her, and i dont trust his pov.

@gianna526

29 күн бұрын

@@jeanettelori1439 He did smack her hand, that's probably what she's referring too.

Imagine cleaning out some dudes garage and you find a glove. Then he goes full *rage* mode.

@christalcavanaugh

5 жыл бұрын

I mean Jesus you look at him and he goes full rage mode

@noah3952

5 жыл бұрын

no one: literally no one him:DONT TOUCH THAT GLOVE PUT IT BACK ALXXJSKSNNR

@paisley4197

5 жыл бұрын

@@samanthas482 yeah where do you wanna go i'll tag along

@LivefromBooYork

5 жыл бұрын

@@paisley4197 niceee

@sadiaaa1373

5 жыл бұрын

I would get very sad :(

"Which one's yours?' he says 2 years after he watches Stan mourn for his dead son

@sleepyidiot2010

4 жыл бұрын

Derp Lord 💀💀💀

@sk3lli3gvtz

4 жыл бұрын

@@susanheffley5656 Uhhh.... I'M SCARED

@TheOnlyHollywood1

4 жыл бұрын

@@susanheffley5656 Okay, so we're going there today

@carlee2054

4 жыл бұрын

MadGirlInBlack what

@sk3lli3gvtz

4 жыл бұрын

@@carlee2054 He sent skulls meaning dead. Kinda scared me for a moment.

The craziest thing is that the budget for this movie was $1mill, and not $15K

@redRuxx

Жыл бұрын

*WHAT*

@thesimifers

Жыл бұрын

@@redRuxx Facts!

@FurretAnimationsIsEpic

11 ай бұрын

huh

@calamari89

11 ай бұрын

You accidentally added the letter K at the end of your post

@ahstiasummers5583

9 ай бұрын

How much of it was for drugs to keep everyone motivated to continue working?

the cursive singing is, hands down, the funniest thing in this movie

@NylaTheWolf

10 ай бұрын

CURSIVE SINGING IM SCREAMING

not only did the boy like baseball, he was baseball.

@lillian.gracee_

5 жыл бұрын

Pea Jay hi phoebe it’s lillian

@phoebemay

5 жыл бұрын

lillian grace omg you found me

@alright1454

5 жыл бұрын

Pea Jay hi phoebe it’s audy

@phoebemay

5 жыл бұрын

alright GUYS STOP STALKING ME

@jordispencer

5 жыл бұрын

love baseball? i am baseball

I like how the Janitor watches the funeral and then asks the dad if he has a kid on the baseball field.

@me-mg3rs

3 жыл бұрын

The worst scene,by far was when the father became the coach in 3 seconds,and tf was the last scene😂

@StoneFlower77

3 жыл бұрын

lol even if he did have another kid after the funeral he would be 1-2. Not old enough to play Little League

@Autumn_DeeDum

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, I didn't even think about that the first time I watched this! 😂

@maddiesharpe7118

3 жыл бұрын

I know... I think the janitor is secretly behind everything and he’s just weaving his web of manipulation the whole time😂😭 I have to believe he has evil intentions lmfao

@billybucks9963

3 жыл бұрын

Dam you beat me to it lol the savageness in the writing is apparent 😭

That scene where Charles is making toast is probably the most realistic scene in the movie. I feel like any old person with a really cheery mood would compliment their own toast to themself.

@alexanderthefine

5 ай бұрын

Honestly everyone should though. Truly appreciating the little things. Fire.

As a person who was a foster kid in the custody of a lot of creepy people. This makes my skin crawl.

@NylaTheWolf

10 ай бұрын

I'm so sorry you went through that ❤

@kellymurtagh-quinn8058

5 ай бұрын

Why?

@ranniwolves

4 ай бұрын

@@kellymurtagh-quinn8058probably bc stan was able to adopt josh after being horrible to her and watching her baseball games like a weirdo

@shark4330

26 күн бұрын

i feel like we brushed over the whole “and you don’t hit people” bit in this awful movie way too quickly. josh was implied to have a whole storyline of being violently abused and then it was never brought up again, stan just decides to adopt josh in the end like HUH?

This movie is literally a dramatic Sims lmao

@alexaguijarro2183

5 жыл бұрын

Grant Clayton 💀💀💀

@chels4723

5 жыл бұрын

i WOULD like ur comment but its at 420 so heres an imaginary like

@lauraclark1188

5 жыл бұрын

Especially the music

@yusiwoah

5 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of novelas 😂

@shineinstars

5 жыл бұрын

HSJSKD TRUEEE

Just your average movie about replacing your dead son with a girl you saw while creeping around the baseball field

@xoxobubonicbaddiebimbo9169

5 жыл бұрын

Yep

@leonna9159

5 жыл бұрын

@GaMeKniGhT 101 hehe 69

@gooklor7976

5 жыл бұрын

Ella Casey so true

@jordand2405

5 жыл бұрын

Haha reading this comment 5 seconds into the video. This will be interesting

@tryingmybest3744

5 жыл бұрын

It’s literally the same as the book the twelfth angle with extra stuff. It’s a great book and this doesn’t do it justice.

Charles is so adorable he’s just smiling and telling People to belive in themselves he’s just the best guy

@pap-fr

Жыл бұрын

Gross

Feel like if you're stuck in writer's block because of unbearable grief, jumping in with "Happiness is..." is just deliberately setting yourself up to fail.

Me: mom, can we watch Aladdin? My mom: no, we have Aladdin at home Aladdin at home:

@LomalaMalet

3 жыл бұрын

Stan: Listen to your mom kid.

@Qinglady-ue6wm

3 жыл бұрын

what about that weird creppy cartoon rip off one? That one is even worse Lmao.

@Qinglady-ue6wm

3 жыл бұрын

@Falling Angel UWU I think its callee "Alibaba"

@spynx3167

3 жыл бұрын

@@Qinglady-ue6wm oh not the worst one then kzread.info/dash/bejne/m6SY09mcoaqdmLQ.html

@hauntedaether

3 жыл бұрын

this and 'Aladin' which is just a MESS. danny needs to make a video on it lmao

Stan is literally the most unlikable protagonist I ever seen

@whalesharko4465

4 жыл бұрын

One word, Oscar

@justno5356

4 жыл бұрын

School days

@christy728

4 жыл бұрын

Sierra Burgess is atleast the runner up though

@morgank.6113

4 жыл бұрын

I think the protags from loving the bad man and faith like potatoes r both worse :/

@oofmanroblox6416

4 жыл бұрын

This movie sucks

We love a book going from “Happiness is…” to being approved for publishing in less than 30 days.

When Stan is standing up after giving away the glove, holding his chest, like a bunch of scenarios went through my head including but not limited to; "fuck my heartburn is back" and "his heart grew three sizes that day-"

Stan can throw everything behind him but the loss of his son

@higherbeinglinmanuelmolera7908

4 жыл бұрын

I-

@adrenalineactivate

4 жыл бұрын

And the oil lamp

@invisibleghost3820

4 жыл бұрын

Ouch.

@samanthasoukup5852

4 жыл бұрын

Oof.

@south4935

4 жыл бұрын

UNDERATED.

To be fair, the man who plays Stan is not a bad actor, he played an abusive husband so well that he managed to make all of us despise him lol.

@calowenby1654

2 жыл бұрын

It still shocks me that he’s played by Pink from Dazed and Confused. I mean, I can see how they’re the same person, but still.

@MovableNu

2 жыл бұрын

@@calowenby1654 Checking IMDB, this movie has a lot of folks who have been really good actors. I'm assuming everyone in this thing just needed a quick paycheck. Which I don't begrudge. They're being a lot more responsible with their finances than Stan.

@emanuele9238

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's what I was thinking, the guy looked quite convincing in almost every scene

@Hollieanaaa

Жыл бұрын

Nobody cares but 1k is satisfying to press

@1OOXSN

Жыл бұрын

@@Hollieanaaa you seem to care if you read the entire comment-

24:30 At this point I'm not even sure whether Charles even has magic or not. I'm convinced he just broke into their house and has convinced them he has magic.

okay but why is nobody talking about the part at 20:20 where josh mentions him hitting her when he didn’t? Is that ever explained in the movie or is it just a very weird moment?

@sylvianartist8930

Жыл бұрын

yeah I was thinking the same thing

@jamesordwayultralightpilot

Жыл бұрын

She's an orphan who was probably abused.

@M2ofEMMM

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesordwayultralightpilot God that's such a sad explanation

@ragaya3043

Жыл бұрын

Help me that confuses me to this day

@JamboreeBlackberry

Жыл бұрын

She’s probably a drama queen

“I don’t wanna fight.” “I don’t wanna fight either.” Danny: And then they start fighting

@kyliedunn8797

3 жыл бұрын

MrRabbit idk if this is a compliment or you’re saying my comment is trash, either way, thank you

@shaf2317

3 жыл бұрын

bruh that sent me 💀

@eden5655

3 жыл бұрын

.....I like ur profile pic

@kyliedunn8797

3 жыл бұрын

Eden Cline thank you :)

@vixn2385

3 жыл бұрын

-Danny Gonzalez 2019

The movie should’ve been about the wife finding the courage to leave her abusive husband tbh

@salientspoon

4 жыл бұрын

And getting with the gym guy who looked at her in a way Stan hadn't for years.

@axolotl593

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@rosemali3022

3 жыл бұрын

The husband makes a wish that all of their memories of their son are replaced with memories of the the girl, as if they were always a family. But of course there is some mcguffin that holds those memories. The girl or wife finds it and opens it. And their memories of their precious lives come rushing back and they are PISSED. Mon because she never wanted to be rid of her son's memory, the girl because she loved her parents that had died in a car crash. Together, the ladies figure out how abusive and manipulative dad is, and they go on a journey of self discovery together. And they leave him to go on a road trip. A man appears in their life who seems nice, but then they get a glimmer of him being a gaslighting ass hole and up and leave before he can get worse. They return only after having found a charming bungalow in the countryside where mom finally follows her dream of becoming a sculptor and the girl discovers she's into girls anyway. They return only to sign the divorce papers. The movie ends with an idyllic montage of the girls before cutting to a door slamming shut and the dad looking at his own hands in horror having not learned his lesson and just struck his girlfriend. It's up to him now to break the cycle.

@nixxdra

3 жыл бұрын

@Susan Bones That’s an amazing idea! One question though. Wouldn’t all the memories of the son also include the bicycle memory where he died?

@rosemali3022

3 жыл бұрын

@@nixxdra I see what you mean. In my theory it wouldn't necessarily be a 1 for 1 replacement. It would cause interesting issues if it did though, imagine all your memories being from a male perspective as a girl. Or having completely separate memories from your parents. The conflict with that could go in some really cool directions! Originally though I was imagining some kind of holistic combination that did its best to ease the stress of rewriting memories. Thanks for thinking my idea is interesting btw!

"At least I'm not a crazy dog guy. I've seen you at our practices talking to your dog" Honey, the man sits at a ball field watching a bunch of little girls. Talking to his dog is the least of his problems.

@luisshorts.

3 ай бұрын

I mean he is talking to a guy who vaguely knows him, but to him it’s just some random janitor who works everywhere for some reason

Okay this movie definitely is weird, but that scene of Charles smiling at the door was adorable and made me instantly love him. Also Danny's reenactment of that cracked me up lol ALSO also, I like to think those two Danny's went on to play the RE2 remake together as zombies.

Stan’s wife: *looks at him* Stan: Oh-Ho-Ho! Okay! Ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?

@lunarcreepypasta6937

3 жыл бұрын

Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW EH!?

@superstellarhere

3 жыл бұрын

OH HO HO! Cause he’s...Santa.

@Bea-xl9rb

3 жыл бұрын

(Yeets newspaper) OH HO HO

@RailwayPenguin

3 жыл бұрын

@@superstellarhere Stanta

@nelproductions8153

3 жыл бұрын

Charles: don’t even think about it, cowboy.

Stan is literally checking all the boxes of an abusive husband. When Lisa flinched, that was a red sign.

@jostewart3192

4 жыл бұрын

red flag- indeed. Throwing something is the first step to abuse. Her flinching means he’s done it before or that she feels at risk of being harmed, absolutely abuse. It’s not okay and it makes me hate this movie.

@Swindel67

4 жыл бұрын

@@jostewart3192 it's a terrible movie with bad actors I highly doubt they've added a domestic abuse undercurrent.

@jostewart3192

4 жыл бұрын

Swindel I never said or implied that they intended for it to come across that way. In fact, them never addressing his temper tantrums is enabling of abusers whether they intended it or not:

@NoobsDudes

4 жыл бұрын

That's what death does to ya

@daudtheassassin3327

4 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who flinches all the time, just because? Like, I keep going through the comments saying the flinching is a red flag, so I guess I just flinch more than the average person lmao

This movie is so close to being good. The acting is good, there's real emotion, and the production isn't half bad. But the plot is just so bizarre that it lessens all of that. This movie is on the cusp of being good, but just can't quite make it.

Ok I know this video is years old but the funeral scene is really crazy to me because deadass that's exactly what my grandpa's funeral was like. He was a quiet guy and I guess he didn't have many things that he was outwardly passionate about and so his wake and funeral were literally baseball themed

@mjroxmysox101

2 жыл бұрын

ps Love you Danny

@CarolineCalvano

3 ай бұрын

that is so sweet

Moral of this movie: its okay to hurt others when youre grieving as long as you adopt an orphan in the end

@diartgallapeni1421

3 жыл бұрын

This comment made me laugh so much lol😂

@bobisgud832

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@bombyadept

3 жыл бұрын

My god this is just like that spooky house movie.

@xx_el_la_xx3291

3 жыл бұрын

Moral of the story: dont. take off training wheels

@gingercube688

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds about right

“She rubs the lamp, and then a mysterious man shows up at the door...” Will Smith: *It’s rewind time*

@xoxobubonicbaddiebimbo9169

5 жыл бұрын

OMFG🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@cloemalfoy9597

5 жыл бұрын

That’s hilarious

@harrietc5109

5 жыл бұрын

IM DEAD

@aleniabritton743

5 жыл бұрын

I JUST CACKLED

@anaxoxo2

5 жыл бұрын

sensitive. enjolras hahahahaha

Grief is so difficult to process. When my boyfriend died… me, his mother and father, and brothers all handled it very differently. It’s been a year and half, and while I see his father occasionally he’s told me it hurts to be around me because it reminds me to much of his son. His mother and I grab coffee and catch up at least once a month. There were times in the first few months after he died that there was short tempers and lashing out, especially from his dad. I know the dad in this movie was an asshole, but having gone through a death myself I can understand it. He knows deep down how cruel he’s being but I know how it feels to be imprisoned in your own grief.

21:03 "And then his heart grew 3 sizes that day."

“I don’t want to fight.” “I don’t either.” **starts fighting**

@cosmicnae

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAH

@KyleKyle__

4 жыл бұрын

_discord user, its annoying to have the double *_

@eimiku3011

4 жыл бұрын

Kyle 13-10 I added the extra one because people might get confused. I added it on purpose but yeah, I use discord

@KyleKyle__

4 жыл бұрын

@@eimiku3011 -yeah but it is annoying when it accidentally happens-

@lunanorvell5770

4 жыл бұрын

That's an abusive relationship

“It came out in 2011” oh ok, cool. not too long ago *”8 years ago”* .......oH okAy.

@carrieharlow435

5 жыл бұрын

I swear 2009 was 4 years ago.

@claire969

5 жыл бұрын

Becca Higgins wait this scares the **cRaP** out of me

@kaitlynkristine3939

5 жыл бұрын

i feel like 2011 was like just the other day

@neegas3490

5 жыл бұрын

🤤

@k8tieisjusthere123

5 жыл бұрын

Are we sure 2011 was 8 years ago?! Jeez

Charles is that one support unit nobody wants just "you guys got this believe in yourself".

When Danny was like, “I bet you can’t guess how the kid died” I was like “he threw the kid in the street like he threw the training wheels!”

"You cannot just write a book of a thousand questions!" Math book: Am I a joke to you?

@tanirikay

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO THIS IS UNDERRATED THIS GOT ME LOLOL😂😂

@franjo5174

3 жыл бұрын

English book, ap book, SCHOOL BOOKS

@phiapipia

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, actually

@eri83

3 жыл бұрын

We don’t use Mathbook in my class !!!!

@lunarcreepypasta6937

3 жыл бұрын

@@eri83 Good job.

*watches kids play baseball* “Which one’s yours?” “I don’t know. Haven’t decided yet.”

@humey2090

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@dikashafirahidayat1268

5 жыл бұрын

Jisoos christ

@chaeryeong991

5 жыл бұрын

Dika Shafira Hidayat are you a bp stan? 😂

@EmpressGoldilocked

4 жыл бұрын

Omg lol

@irlzombie437

4 жыл бұрын

i dont get i- OOOOOOOOOF

Bro why was the genie actually such a whimsical old man? Like his smile made me happy

I have a theory that Sam and Charles are the same type of “Messenger” and it was initially Sam’s job to coach Stan and Charles’ job to coach Lisa (the lamp is actually not relevant at all to his appearing), which is why Charles disappeared when Stan came into the room initially. But Sam failed so hard at trying to convince Stan to move on that Charles decided he needed to appear to Stan and help him as well as Lisa

Plot twist: Charles is just Ester's husband that she sent to help the family, and whenever he "disappears" he just crouches behind the nearest object and hides.

@greggmayles2733

5 жыл бұрын

I love this so much.

@amberheardslawyerprofessor5266

5 жыл бұрын

I am Kazaam!

@Clay3613

5 жыл бұрын

Plot Twist: Sam is actually Ester's husband and Charles is her lover.

@nolaprice

5 жыл бұрын

And Sam is their child

@the2ndducknotthefirstone.959

5 жыл бұрын

One problem, He's one tall Dude . Like Really tall Like the actor is 6 foot 4 and one half.

Okay, this dude is just abusive. Like, I know that he lost his son, but his wife is okay and he needs to get his stuff together.

@alpaca990

4 жыл бұрын

I'm SO glad someone said it. All of that is straight up abuse, especially just getting on your wife for trying to connect with you while you've been moping for two years, and actively ruining something she believes in. What a dick.

@Straw_berri3

4 жыл бұрын

I’ll be glad if they actually divorced and he never came back again.

@slashergaming5397

4 жыл бұрын

Chill its just acting its a movie

@yersiniapestis5237

4 жыл бұрын

Slasher Nebulous I don’t think anyone was questioning that.

@larrybarry5303

4 жыл бұрын

Slasher Nebulous it makes it seem like this Behavior is normal and okay though

14:31 at this point you'd think the lamp killed his kid

The moral of the story: You CAN just take things that belong to other people!

The worst thing about this movie is that Stan doesn’t throw the lamp over his shoulder

@pvzmaster5063

4 жыл бұрын

Xap Ete shoulder

@wednesday_woes

4 жыл бұрын

Xap Ete omg 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭 so true

@naujnot2158

4 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes, his soldier

@ItzCortana

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr lol 😂

@Mynameishassan0

4 жыл бұрын

Juan Melgar yep

Stanley is literally just abusive??? He makes her feel guilty for asking him about the book and the garage, intimidates her by using violence (e.g. destroying the lamp) and just in general yells a bit too much

@Sara-yi1lf

4 жыл бұрын

Thats literally excactly what i was thinking about.

@Niobesnuppa

4 жыл бұрын

I agree. I understand that he's grieving, but that's not excuse to treat his also grieving wife like shit.

@kylapoots4629

4 жыл бұрын

He lost his kid Next he will loose his Wife And by that I mean Divorce

@striveforsuccessstudysmart3509

4 жыл бұрын

sounds like my dad

@tirzxh

4 жыл бұрын

@@striveforsuccessstudysmart3509 oof

Probably a trauma/neurodivergent thing but seeing every other character visibly flinch away when Stan gets angry legit sets off my fight or flight 👁👁

@SickoPsycho

24 күн бұрын

Ik I'm late but just at the part where he threw the lamp I read this and same

Janitor: which one of the kids is yours? Me: I haven't decided yet.

@gangshyt4586

5 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOO

@shineinstars

5 жыл бұрын

LOLSHDJD

@pissgorlchungles1353

5 жыл бұрын

SDKSJDJSJDJS

@donut.covers

5 жыл бұрын

r/cursedcomments I'm just saying, it could belong in here

@donut.covers

5 жыл бұрын

@moviemobster23 r/ihavereddit to you too.

stan is highkey scaring the shit out of me, he’s so abusive

@eevee1583

5 жыл бұрын

That's true, I don't see why he's the main protagonist

@subtopewdiepieplease7616

5 жыл бұрын

Why does everyone have that profile picture

@bunnyravve

5 жыл бұрын

@@subtopewdiepieplease7616 You mean... two people?

@eliftyildirim5406

5 жыл бұрын

Pyroglyphics why do we watch the same vids I literally see your comments on all the vids I watch 😂😂

@tcarroll777

5 жыл бұрын

@@kkaur595 I guess you iz a poet and we didn't know it

Charles ain’t no messenger. Charles is a therapist for people with ptsd and schizophrenia 💀💀💀

They always ask who is Sam. But never How is Sam.

*Eddie in heaven:* I miss my one red cowboy boot.

@teardropcipher7001

4 жыл бұрын

What about all three of his shirts?

@susanthatsme9776

4 жыл бұрын

@TearDrop Cipher hm. Did not think about that! I bet he cries every night because he uh... doesn’t have his three shirts 👕 ⚾️

@MrPiggy-kl6xz

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly, he probably missed his pants too wait... he doesn’t have any pants

@teardropcipher7001

4 жыл бұрын

MrPiggy9020 yeah... he didn’t wear pants only three shirts and a one red cowboy boot and a baseball hat and mitt.

@tempatchtheveryweird3665

4 жыл бұрын

*hell

"why are there so many globes in the background?" *i don't know danny why are there always nutcrackers behind you no where near to the holiday season*

@yoursleepparalysisdemon9969

5 жыл бұрын

Or any nuts around

@sambaccei7660

5 жыл бұрын

Hey too far man

@Ssammyk

5 жыл бұрын

Hhhmmmm

@Danny-Gonzalez

5 жыл бұрын

that's a low blow

@Ssammyk

5 жыл бұрын

Hi lord Gonzales

It's so nice to know that they achieved money, a happy family, and rejuvenated their passion for their careers in 30 days without any actual help or therapy, you know just nice words and suddenly believing in themselves.

Just a friendly reminder, throwing something at a wall in front of you is an act of abuse and psychological violence, doesn’t matter if they didn’t touch you. I used to believe otherwise while flinching and getting anxious whenever I hear something break throughout my entire life

@edanrice9798

7 ай бұрын

Then my children are abusive.

@_kaleido

4 ай бұрын

@@edanrice9798 I mean there’s a difference between children who don’t know any better and a full-grown man who should have learned self-restraint by now, and is in a position of physical power over his wife

@redsunflowers7322

Ай бұрын

My dad did that all the time when I was growing up. Broke a lot of my stuff over the years. Then he'd cry and say it would never happen again. Of course it did. Watching the clips of Stanley brought back some bad memories... That stuff is really damaging to go through.

Lisa: Hi Stan. Stanley: “I GOT TO GO!”

@samahissimplistic

4 жыл бұрын

*I GOT... TO GO!!*

@billbill6094

3 жыл бұрын

I GOT 👍👍TO GO!👍👍

@defd2826

3 жыл бұрын

I gtg!

@defd2826

3 жыл бұрын

*I GTG*

@chr_stian

3 жыл бұрын

*igottago*

This is a spoiler to how Eddie died His bike turned into a shark and ate him

@vhartson

4 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU???? I can't believe you gave it away like that!!!!

@Someone-vs5bs

4 жыл бұрын

Victoria Hartson sorry but I did say spoiler alert so it’s your fault

@lucypaige5797

3 жыл бұрын

Bro you spoiled the ending 😡

@crispychip3020

3 жыл бұрын

You can't do that, my zebra was watching and got sad cuz u spoiled it 😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿

@thomasdobbslazaro30

3 жыл бұрын

I've only watched 5 minutes but I guess there's a car involved

Danny after Lisa introduces Charles: You can't just introduce someone like that! Stan doesn't know who he is. Also Danny: (introduces Ms. Esther out of the blue as though we've met her before)

The way Danny said “Stan stop!” Made me laugh way more than it should’ve.

The real question is how do they afford that house on the salary of a gym employee &an out-of-work writer?

@dylanrodrigues

4 жыл бұрын

Liz P they could have inherited from Stan or his wife's parents? The real estate prices where they live is not that bad? The wife actually makes good money?

@beholdandfearme

4 жыл бұрын

If he's written successful books already he has passive income from the sales of those books. I'm guessing that a publisher wouldn't be bugging him to finish a book if it's his first one.

@kingofmashedpotatoes

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like an episode of House hunters ᕙ( • ‿ • )ᕗ

@lizp5004

4 жыл бұрын

@@homelander4375 I feel like you're the least capable at deciphering sarcasm, dry humor, &rhetorical questions from 'relevant questions' tbh.

@justanothercommenterwithan9089

4 жыл бұрын

@@homelander4375 i'm gonna have ti agree with liz here your kinda a dumbass

The flashback really implies that the dad took off the training wheels for the first time and then immediately just pushed him right into oncoming traffic, like the dad definitely killed the kid and it just doesn't say it outright

@TheDonutMan3000

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr you don’t teach your kid how to ride a bike that close to a street. Go to a park dude...

@snickerdoodles2031

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I thought! If I were teaching a kid to ride without training wheels I would hold onto the handle bars I wouldn't shove them in the road.

@bananapudding1367

3 жыл бұрын

@@Whatareyoudoinnhere udbdosm I know what you mean but i cant help but see *not raining wheels*

@janeeyre1990

3 жыл бұрын

@@bananapudding1367 NOT RAININ' WHEELS Hallelujah, not rainin' wheels

@lastlife0726

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheDonutMan3000 LMAO parenting is a learning experience. My dad taught me how to ride a bike in a not so busy street and I went face first into a mailbox.

Hang on why did Josh say “they don’t hit people either”? What was that about? Stan seemed confused and horrified. What did that mean?!

@bohemiancassidy

Жыл бұрын

I think it’s supposed to imply that Josh was abused by her parents/foster parents/ other trusted adults when she was younger. It’s a very out of nowhere line but it does make sense

@pap-fr

Жыл бұрын

​@@bohemiancassidy no

23:26 as an author, I can tell you no author is writing, editing and publishing a book in 30 days. 🤦‍♂️

I like to believe that Charles isn’t magical, and whenever he “disappears” he’s just under a table or something.

@bianracilocal

3 жыл бұрын

Like some Kuroko no basket stuff

@thetoadoftheturf7516

2 жыл бұрын

I just laughed very loud at 1:46 am. Thank you

@silly_.rabbit2

2 жыл бұрын

And he just magically knows which house to go to when the lamp is rubbed or some shit Also he probably breaks into houses

@ally939

2 жыл бұрын

@@silly_.rabbit2 Miss Esther’s totally in on it- she probably tips him off about what house to go to, and he just spies on them until they rub the lamp. And then he just hoofs it over there as fast as possible

@silly_.rabbit2

2 жыл бұрын

@@ally939 oh okay

He was offended because he wanted people to know that he wasn't a genie He was a magical therapist

@paintingwithkristyn3899

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@bridgetvelez2537

3 жыл бұрын

he wants people to know he worked hard for that degree

@miqnight7601

2 жыл бұрын

Omg that makes so much sense. I wish I had a threapist that made house calls.

@myusernamegotstollen

2 жыл бұрын

TED X speaker

@jesstheawfullyhideousmess4922

2 жыл бұрын

magical marriage counseller

Sam was 100% written to be a guardian angel but it just ?? went unexplained

i actually think this is a pretty interesting exploration of grief when you compare Stan's reaction to Lisa's. the abuse was messed up and i kind of wished they had gotten divorced to show that grief and trauma can really really change people

This movie might have been made in 2011, but it FEELS like a 90s movie

@OhMyLemona

4 жыл бұрын

Even in the 90s this movie would be considered a retro movie

@shadowbunny7892

4 жыл бұрын

It's because of the baseball.

@ethanrobert342

4 жыл бұрын

Why?

@js5791

4 жыл бұрын

Lama nah this movie doesn’t have that kinda class let’s be honest this movie was made in 2003

@meme_memes3576

4 жыл бұрын

IKR

i feel like this is a case of a poor depressed man abusing his healing wife ngl

@PhonesHQ

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, Stan probably made the right call when he asked for a divorce. At least if they’re separated he can’t take out his depression on her.

@jonathana.4685

3 жыл бұрын

spoiler alert Jesus christ

@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonathana.4685 Don't go to the comments if you don't want a spoiler

@afk1225

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonathana.4685 don’t read the comments before watching the video because most of the times Comment sections will talk about the video.

@bananasstuff3344

3 жыл бұрын

@@No-ue5pi its a _movie_ of course there are shitty people and no, they will never get therapy, because they cease to exist when the movie end.

Compared to many other “low budget” movies I have seen, this one seems relatively decent. It obviously has its weaknesses, however the ending, and the overall moral of this film seem pretty alright.

@pap-fr

Жыл бұрын

What moral

@sully42O

7 ай бұрын

@@pap-fryou CAN just take things that belong to other people

my personal headcanon abt charles is that he can only exist as a being within the physical realm while someone is like. wishing for something or whatever, so more or less he is summoned by the lamp and is only able to exist while someone needs him there, and that doesn’t happen often, so he doesn’t get too many opportunities to eat food because he doesn’t technically need to eat and where he resides between realities there’s no food or whatever. so he treats himself to a little snack while in the physical realm, it doesn’t have to be extravagant, it’s just a little treat for him. that or it’s just good toast have you ever had a good tasty slice of toasted bread with butter? heavenly.

Sam is OBVIOUSLY the previous santa that fell off the roof and died

@mothtrafton6226

5 жыл бұрын

Piotr Styliński when Santas die they become invisible ghost janitors that give advice to assholes who like to watch little girls play baseballs

@annmarie6095

5 жыл бұрын

Wonderful Times it’s a promotion!

@Utopia_2489

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god it’s perfect

"This movie is from 2011. So 8 years ago" Not gonna lie, that hit me harder than any of the sad scenes in that movie

@missgurl7662

5 жыл бұрын

GentleGamer Same

@FabulousKilljoy

5 жыл бұрын

same.

@vegansocks5464

5 жыл бұрын

Free V buck?? Hmm?

@alysto6949

5 жыл бұрын

I was gonna correct you and say. "No, it came out 7 yrs ago." But then I realized it's 2019 T.T

@ILuvOnly1atatime

5 жыл бұрын

Majestic Taco Cat but you’re right cuz it wont be 8 years until August of this year 👌🏽

the main dude kinda reminds me of my dad, just take away how much he cares for his kids and just leave the anger issues and crap

This movie is what the Key and Peele "Magical Negro" sketch was about

Stanley is literally the worst protagonist

@SirBlackReeds

4 жыл бұрын

Or is he?

@lolwhatdoisohere5290

4 жыл бұрын

OR ARE U

@brbrbr5976

4 жыл бұрын

He’s literally more like an antagonist

@harryboberson4851

4 жыл бұрын

He's that one side character with anger issues

@monroe8566

4 жыл бұрын

No I am

I feel like this movie was originally a Christian movie but something happened in production that made then cut everything religious from it. Charles is clearly supposed to be a "messenger of God" and I bet Sam was also originally some holy being as well, a guardian angel or God himself perhaps. I bet there was just a ton of religious stuff cut from the movie in editing for an odd reason. I wonder if there was 2 releases, one religious and one not. It feels weird that someone would make a religious movie and then just cut it all out so far into development EDIT: IT IS! the movie is based on a book under the same name and the book is listed under Christian tags on Amazon. The writer had also previous made Christian movies. Why they cut all of that out is beyond me

@cock6124

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god.

@tluvsbeauty1

3 жыл бұрын

You cracked the code dude

@oh-not-the-bees7872

3 жыл бұрын

Because religious media is ass and they knew it

@fardifaalam605

3 жыл бұрын

Sherlock's shaking. Amazing investigation, dude!

@littlemsterious991

3 жыл бұрын

as someone who grew up watching weird Christian movies holy shit I totally see it

Her: Oh, honey have- Stan: CLEAN THE GARAGE OR WRITE A BOOK? QUIT NAGGING ME! *throws magazine and goes to be an author in the garage*

Eddie has only ridden a baseball before so bikes were just very new to him, so cut him some slack Danny.

"mom can we get Aladdin?" mom: no we have Aladdin at home, Aladdin at home:

@sqribbleydude682

4 жыл бұрын

Alladin whats that

@imdoingthisnowreally

4 жыл бұрын

How do you manage to spell Aladdin two different ways and make them both wrong?

@nafismubashir2479

4 жыл бұрын

@@imdoingthisnowreally this comes from arabic ala-ud-din so this is the most authentic spelling

@greeny4315

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@greeny4315

4 жыл бұрын

F.B.I OPEN UP

that is so creepy, imagine playing baseball as a CHILD, and seeing an old man just staring at you.

@scanbbb

3 жыл бұрын

That's.... completey normal. Have you ever went to a park as a child? That shit would be a horror movie to you.

@axyboo

3 жыл бұрын

@@scanbbb what do you mean..?

@spider-man3309

3 жыл бұрын

What if it was an old woman ?

@basicallystevenuniverse511

3 жыл бұрын

Once I went to a public pool as a child and there was some dude just staring from outside the gate.

@theyluvvmae8010

3 жыл бұрын

@@sunk1ss376 lol, it doesnt matter the gender, if ur going to a setting exclusive to children.. and u have no kids- instant creep

Why is the song at 22:12 so cursed? I’m crying 😂😂

@xstrawberryaveryx9550

2 ай бұрын

It's ✨cursive singing✨

22:18 *ATUHSPARGIGNARTA! I HEAR YOUR HEART BEAT!*

I legitimately thought the coach was gonna take his shirt off and give it to Stan. Like "well, if you're the coach now you get to wear the oversized blue pollo"

@Turbuggy

5 жыл бұрын

Marisa Turner S A M E

@laneaislynn

5 жыл бұрын

pollo lmao like chicken

@yeraravenclawemma1329

5 жыл бұрын

OMG RIGHT I SWEAR

@ember8741

5 жыл бұрын

I did too!!!!!!!

@petrichorsbaby

5 жыл бұрын

Well, if you're the coach you get to wear the oversized blue chicken