On a plus note: the woman who plays Jane and the man who plays Prince fell in love on set and are now married with kids.

@THEsalmonator_

Жыл бұрын

REALLY

@fatimaahmed3214

Жыл бұрын

@@THEsalmonator_ yeah

@Uurruuu

Жыл бұрын

Atleast smth good came out of this weird ass movie

@rcdaisydog9406

Жыл бұрын

congrats ig

@sanjanam520

Жыл бұрын

ok... but is it prince the human or prince the dog?

"I'm not just gonna start rooting for a horny, homophobic dog for no reason." -Danny Gonzalez 2022

@na6731

Жыл бұрын

yeah like we'd all support a horny homophobic dog if the movie gave us a reason /j

@fuicide

Жыл бұрын

Same Danny same

@shysmy19

Жыл бұрын

The Dog is based

@dripjaeger3475

Жыл бұрын

where was the dog homophobic? generally curious

@Qoobon_

Жыл бұрын

@@dripjaeger3475 shut up, it was based 😇

THE TRIGGER WARNINGS GAVE ME A WHIPLASH LIKE WHY IS THIS DOG ROMCOM SO INTENSE

@idontcarewherejustfar

Жыл бұрын

LMFAO I KNOW RIGHT

@roostol3193

11 ай бұрын

0:00 😅

@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme

8 ай бұрын

like what would you even rate this movie 😭 i feel like it would have to be M for the SA

@kymbredwyeryoga

5 ай бұрын

I'm cackling lmao!

@jungtothehuimang

15 күн бұрын

The director wanted her own GOT and somehow she made something even more disturbing to me so..

I wonder what kind of dog related trauma the director had for feeling the need to make dogs look so bad

@Afiriss

Жыл бұрын

tbh the movie would be a million times worse if they made the dogs look “good”

@goingunder2548

Жыл бұрын

Probably dog people

@NaishiYT

Жыл бұрын

Well dogs are naturally bad so it only makes sense that the dog acts like that

@XxHayashixX679

Жыл бұрын

@@NaishiYT what 😃

@NaishiYT

Жыл бұрын

@@XxHayashixX679 ??

it was hard getting past the attempted assault scene, it's so badly handled, the dog not acknowledging Lisa's crying , and the way Lisa is more concerned on the fact Kyle is gay.

@fuzzyotterpaws4395

Жыл бұрын

I loved that scene so much! When he danced as she was crying it made me laugh so hard. Plus it's all just fiction so it doesn't matter. People don't understand fiction is fake.

@youtubeuserdan4017

Жыл бұрын

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 Yeah it's fake but depictions of terrible things can still make people feel terrible. If I painted a picture of a tree, showed it to someone, asked them what it was, and they said that it was a tree- they wouldn't really be wrong now would they? Fiction makes an impression on us.

@tsurifisher

Жыл бұрын

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 why this fool think a dog celebrating after a woman almost got r*ped is the most hilarious thing in the world thats fucked up

@milkie7576

Жыл бұрын

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 people do understand that fiction is fake, but they aren’t wrong saying it’s incredibly badly handled. darker themes like sexual assault need to be handled carefully, as theyre real life traumatizing things that happen. this movie is bad. we can all see it, the assault scene is also bad.

@shsl_empath5437

Жыл бұрын

i dont think the director was smart enough to actually do this and was just trying to make a dumb gay joke, but ik when i go through smth traumatizing sometimes my brain focuses on a lesser inconvenience bc the traumatizing thing is too much to handle, so i dont blame lisa as a character for focusing on the fact kyle was gay but i do think the director was just making a dumb gay joke and wasnt making a nuanced take on trauma

Whoever wrote this movie should be on every watch list, registry, and no-fly list.

@iamcool544

Жыл бұрын

The lady who made it got funds by scamming a church for the money by saying she was making a movie about Jesus, and once they found out and got their money back she paid the cast and crew in fruit and wonton wrappers.

@Jdn__0001

Жыл бұрын

And put on FBI’s Most Wanted

@ZeranZeran

Жыл бұрын

middle aged jewish man that was born into wealth and has no actual skill in filmmaking every single one of these movies

@bagandbroad

Жыл бұрын

Definitely also a no-adopting-dogs list, too

@iamcool544

Жыл бұрын

@@ZeranZeran Actually this was made by a Chinese woman who didn't have very much money

A dog saying "I'm not gay" is some of the most surreal shit I've ever seen in my life

@bisexualblueberry

10 ай бұрын

i'm not gaaayyyyyyyy

I love how he's just like "I used to cheat on all the women I dated before I got turned into a dog. Anyways, wanna marry me?" And she doesn't even ask questions.

the way that this movie just kept happening is astounding

@thevvitch7585

Жыл бұрын

It's amazing. The movie was hand crafted by gods

@JasminMiettunen

Жыл бұрын

I thought the movie ended like at least three times

@plazinga

Жыл бұрын

@@thevvitch7585 If you liked this concept, boy do i have the anime rec for you

@jgcoverkknot5701

Жыл бұрын

@@thevvitch7585 they're speaking the language of gods

@shuzuka677

Жыл бұрын

@@plazinga which one? asking for a friend

This movie has some of the best background to it. The director was Chinese and didn’t have the best English, but he told the actors how to say their lines so they turn out really awkward and not right. Everything Lisa has is green because green is meant to symbolize lust. The voice actor got the dog played Shrek in Shrek the Musical but was too embarrassed to put his name in the credits s which is why he isn’t credited in the film. And the actual reason why there’s no music in the movie is because it did originally have a soundtrack, but the director didn’t have enough money to actually pay the composer for the rights to the music for the movie.

@dustindebris

Жыл бұрын

the backstory of this makes it so much better

@midsein

Жыл бұрын

All correct, except the director was a Chinese woman, so not a "he".

@randomcake670

Жыл бұрын

how do you know this??

@EduardoVelezIII

Жыл бұрын

The dog actor was Gustavo in Big Time Rush! He played Shrek in the musical before the production actually opened-he was replaced by Brian Darcy James (who is a highly celebrated Musical Theatre actor and later was in 13 Reason Why)

@j.y.857

Жыл бұрын

I was looking for someone to bring up the soundtrack thing, I heard about it on how did this get made podcast which recently did an episode on this movie. It's way more messed up to actually see the scenes rather than just listen to them.

There's not a lot of ways to seem like a terrible person while you're actively intervening to protect a woman who's being assaulted, and yelling "she's mine" is one of them.

I don't understand why Prince didn't work a night shift as a human. Could've solved a lot of problems.

@avgredditmod

Ай бұрын

because plot development

There’s so much weird and gross stuff in this movie Danny couldn’t mention them all, like the black best friend stereotype to Lisa who constantly talks about how much she loves going out with guys, and after a time skip she shows up older with a bunch of kids she has trouble keeping track of.

@GalinaEv

Жыл бұрын

did you watch the movie? how did it end, i didn't get it at all. did they became old and them young again or what?

@perplexed1783

Жыл бұрын

Yea that was weird asf, Continued the stereo type that the dad left

@mamsagashi9700

Жыл бұрын

Plus he's rude and homophobic and probably racist

@Miipmiip

Жыл бұрын

@@GalinaEv yeah it was so confusing

@myragingwhormoans

Жыл бұрын

bruhh

“I was cursed for being a cheating playboy” by far the funniest line in the whole movie 💀💀

@Giyothecoolkid2338

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@chandlenian

Жыл бұрын

cursed for having too many bitches 😔😔😔😔😔

@Cyber1o

Жыл бұрын

Where’s the time stamp for that 💀

@alyshia8176

Жыл бұрын

13:10

@Luckyland2014

Жыл бұрын

lmao ikr in what world does a playboy do not cheat?

“It’s not a beast!” You’re right, it’s bestiality.

@JuneCreat.r

Жыл бұрын

Imagine being the church that paid in donations for this movie to get made because you thought it would be about Jesus but instead you find out it’s a movie about a horny dog that talks to a pond that uses witchcraft to curse people, turning them into dogs, and then the dog kills himself to be with the woman that he saved from a rapist when he was a dog in his past life 💀💀

@pikabk8829

Жыл бұрын

As a person who was way too uncomfortable to watch this video, thanks you made it worse

@malinicorrea9379

Жыл бұрын

to the tune of "It's not delivery, it's Diogorno's"

@ShimoTheFrozen

Жыл бұрын

As a man who enjoys other people suffering, you just made another being suffer. Thank you

@anglepsycho

Жыл бұрын

Oh hey, it's more illegal!

oh my fucking god the scene where she’s crying and he’s blabbering on about “winning” her and it keeps cutting between them is a terrifying commentary on men

@PosterityIslesNews

3 ай бұрын

i don't think they intended that

@bm3209

3 ай бұрын

@@PosterityIslesNews no but media analysis doesn’t have to match up with author intent. makes it more fun to watch a shitty movie when you can just make stuff up

@PosterityIslesNews

3 ай бұрын

@@bm3209 if the author just threw shit at a wall, i don't think you can do much media analysis on it

@bm3209

3 ай бұрын

@@PosterityIslesNews but it’s fun to try

@glugglugikilledmyselfusing188

25 күн бұрын

@@PosterityIslesNewsdon’t be so negative 👍🇵🇱

Something is way scarier about a human in a dog’s body saying “back off, she’s mine” and “guess I’m the king of the castle” after fighting off a possible rapist then the rapist himself

@fuzzyotterpaws4395

Жыл бұрын

That scene was so hilarious. I actually laughed so hard. I don't get all the sensitivity when it's just fiction and I liked the humor 😂

@jackie6467

Жыл бұрын

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 dude how many times r u going to comment about this? i’ve seen u like 8 times now, danny gonzalez is cool go troll somewhere else

@alisonpurgatory85

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, it evokes the attitude of the 'male protector' where an abusive guy sees a woman as his possession and fights off another abusive guy, in this case the rapist, not because he cares for her as a person and wants to stop someone hurting her, but because someone else has 'access' to her that shouldn't. It was really creepy. There are a lot of IRL guys who think like this, that their violence is justified because it's 'protective' and that women need violent men to 'protect' them. It's really insidious and harmful.

@gregjayonnaise8314

Жыл бұрын

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 You think the scene is so funny that you have to keep replying to comments talking about it to tell them how funny you think it is 😂

@nitrosherbert888

Жыл бұрын

@@gregjayonnaise8314 I mean it is pretty funny and I've only seen his comment once.

The date scene with the overbearing grandma clearly had a solid comedic idea behind it, but somehow they executed it in the most awkward, unfunny and disturbing way possible. Almost impressive

@MbitaChizi

Жыл бұрын

Dont read my name,,😑 ,,

@starsiadraws

Жыл бұрын

Instead of framing it as joke, it felt like we were sitting there with her. Maybe it's because they just.. added too many details? It was reading as "one person made a joke and someone else butted it and killed the joke."

@perplexed1783

Жыл бұрын

It's like they were trying to make the worst movie possible

@martaiswatchingyoutube5063

Жыл бұрын

right, I watch the grossest stuff but that started to creep me out lol

@maybes1771

Жыл бұрын

Loved every second 🥴

It's impressive how they've made one of the most beloved dog breeds into the most unlikable character in the movie

Stephen Kramer Glickman doing this while Big Time Rush was still airing on nickelodeon is fucking wild

@heytay24

Жыл бұрын

i was searching for this comment like WHAT THE FUCK???

The true horror of this movie is they made a golden retriever unlikable

@brainierchicken9120

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@Aesthetic.nohkat

Жыл бұрын

It’s not the dog’s fault, it’s the director’s :(

@Illlium

Жыл бұрын

I'd call that an accolade

@Hellokitty-pb3gb

Жыл бұрын

@@Aesthetic.nohkat nah it’s the dog’s fault too

@NineHands

Жыл бұрын

@@Hellokitty-pb3gb the dog I soo cute tho irl

This is one of those bad movies where the idea itself was so rancid that even with absolutely flawless execution it still would have sucked ass

@milkyway-fb9ni

Жыл бұрын

True that

@jaysax7381

Жыл бұрын

It’s like some horrific zoophilic fan fiction

@rachelcookie321

Жыл бұрын

I mean, if they made the dog more likeable and had a higher budget and didn’t include attempted rape, it could of been a princess and the frog sort of movie.

@natalieburghardt4917

Жыл бұрын

Not sure about that. Somehow Bee Movie has a similar basic idea and is just hilarious...

@lionel2405

Жыл бұрын

@@rachelcookie321 Agreed, but *could have

Thank you RalphTheMovieMaker for helping make this film hit 100% on rotten tomatoes, truly one of the greatest films of all time. More emotional than Titanic.

@aidank9893

3 ай бұрын

He sacrificed his IMDb for our sins 🫡

The "i can't sell you this dress because it's not your size" is wild. What retail worker would remotely care ever.

@MaryamMaqdisi

Ай бұрын

It's wilder how it's framed, I met plenty of rude retail workers, and my SO was sometimes told they can't shop unless they show their id because they're "clearly not over 15" (they're in their 20s)

Fun fact: the guy who voices the dog(not the human actor but the dog’s voice) was literally paid in cantaloupes by the director to voice act for this movie. He also never met any of the other actors which explains why he acts so different than the guy playing human Alvin Flang.

@cas6174

Жыл бұрын

please give me the source, i NEED to read more about this shitshow. mf was paid in CANTALOUPES??

@phitsf5475

Жыл бұрын

Kinda like when the gang paid Cricket in lemons but it's real life

@user-jb9nz2fs2u

Жыл бұрын

cantaloupes!? theyre not even that good!

@somerandomcassfan7289

Жыл бұрын

Gotta respect the hustle tho. This man deserves all the cantaloupes on earth.

@katherinealexander8429

Жыл бұрын

Aint no way they tried to pay gustavo rocque in cantaloupes😭

Remember, this good boy actor does not have these foul thoughts. He just wants treats.

@Gooblinnn

Жыл бұрын

He has no thoughts

@imbald9089

Жыл бұрын

@@6lake. well maybe he got reincarnated

@CuriousLoki

Жыл бұрын

@@imbald9089 This made me laugh more than expected

@Its_thecommunity

Жыл бұрын

true also i prefer the dog persona than the human one

@Toadmelon

Жыл бұрын

@@6lake. nah bro hes back from the dead i revived him fr

the writer's barely disguised fetish

@captaincrazycreative

2 ай бұрын

Its not even disguised

TW for overdose and su!cide attempt (and also spoilers): For those of you who might want to watch this, there is a scene that Danny didn’t cover where the girl takes pills to OD and goes to the hospital. She ends up being fine and it happens between the “Why is Kyle gay” scene and the “shebang” scene.

@kimt1776

Жыл бұрын

Hey, that was very thoughtful. Thanks 💗

Fun fact also: the two main actors got married after falling in love on the set for this film but I’m pretty sure I heard they were so embarrassed to be associated with the movie they changed their legal names

@mythicalmars

Жыл бұрын

If that's true good for them, but that's hilarious that they changed their names lmfao

@emilykrey5319

Жыл бұрын

She really fell for that intense Anakin-like guy? Did nobody learn anything from the Star Wars prequels?

@cidevant002

Жыл бұрын

Can't say I blame them.

@melodi_bunniez

Жыл бұрын

I'm happy they're married, but damn if I was in this film is change my name too. I'd probably even move to a whole nother country and get plastic surgery so nobody could recognize me

@missmangayaoi

Жыл бұрын

this... feels like a lie

Also, I love when movies just spray paint a young actor's hair grey, silver or white and just goes "okay they're old now" without any other makeup or prosthetics.

@Undefinedde

Жыл бұрын

Ikr 😂

@placeholder6974

Жыл бұрын

There's definitely worse ways to represent an elderly person. You could *(cough cough)* have strong-smelling baby powder put in your hair for a school play and have literally NOTHING else done

@lunam828

Жыл бұрын

@@placeholder6974 that sounds strangely specific

@favoritemustard3542

Жыл бұрын

FR! Where's the extra skin!?

@DoctorSquirt

Жыл бұрын

You think they could afford the gas to drive to the store for makeup? Don't be ridiculous

STOP BECAUSE I WOULD ACTUALLY KILL FOR A MOVIE ABOUT A BOY WHO WAS RAISED BY NOTHING BUT TECHNOLOGY MEETING A WOMAN WHO TEACHES HIM HUMAN KINDNESS

The use of the soundtrack, or lack thereof, is similar to No Country For Old Men, it makes the audience more alert and adds another layer of realism to the film. Also like No Country For Old Men, this movie perfectly portrays a psychopath with Alvin Flang and his abusive relationship.

@yuki97kira

Жыл бұрын

Apparently, there waa no soundtrack because the composer wasnt paid, and the reason was the director's money, funded by church was revoked after they found out she wasnt making a movie about jesus

@louschwick7301

Жыл бұрын

​@@yuki97kira WHAT. THE. FFFFFFFFFFF

they way he celebrated “rescuing” her by dancing and singing while she was traumatized and crying💀 what the hell is this movie

@blueismylove3128

Жыл бұрын

@@milkman8467 That actually makes it even worse that he would do that during a scene that was supposed to be traumatizing for the main actress 💀💀.

@PeterGriffin11

Жыл бұрын

I busted out laughing at that part the dog singing while she's crying, her being upset that the guy is gay and when she was just assualted, the bad acting all of it in conjunction makes for a funny scene and I can't tell if that's what they were going for or not.

@reysama6797

Жыл бұрын

she is traumatized that her co-worker who she wasn‘t even into is gay 💀💀💀

@JuneCreat.r

Жыл бұрын

Because Kyle being gay is the only problem in that whole scene. Uh-huh 😅 *sips tea aggressively* And why did the dog bring up the fact that the house was green?? 💀💀

@Charlie_Ollie

Жыл бұрын

On IMBD, it says that the director told Alvin's voice actor that his singing would be accompanied with music, but that ended up being a lie. Not that the singing is appropriate

I don't know what's more tone deaf. The dog dancing and singing after his girl was almost raped or the solution to this "romance" movie being a goddamn suicide followed by decades of crippling loneliness.

@Random-sk6hm

Жыл бұрын

Not too mention the ''why is Kyle gay'' after she was just assaulted as if THAT was her most pressing concern

@jasperjazzie

Жыл бұрын

@@Random-sk6hm yeah, and the idea that there's a "why" that people become gay...that someone just wakes up and is like "hmm. i think today i'll start being gay." as if it's a choice lmao...it's so tonedeaf but also hilarious in a messed up way

@Ta-m01

Жыл бұрын

I haven't gotten this far into the video but that sounds weird 👠👠

@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme

3 ай бұрын

@@Random-sk6hm it's very dubious i know, but perhaps she was thinking something along the lines of "why is the only decent guy i know someone i can't be with romantically cos he's gay"

i think it's funny how the goal was "make her love you and only you" and alvin flang doesn't even do anything to make her like him, he literally just exists while she goes out with men, and then eventually she just decides that dating men sucks and this dog just sucks less by comparison lmao he's like luigi, he won by doing nothing

@Pihsrosnec

7 ай бұрын

to be fair... he's a dog, does he really need to do anything to win affection?

2:11 I’m gonna be honest the idea of a movie about a composer who falls in love with the wife of the director who hired him and them running off to Greece together is 1000x more interesting than this movie’s actual plot.

I feel so extra sad for the dog actor. He was completely oblivious to how how dirty they did him in post. He looked so stoked to have gotten the part as the lead dog! 🥺🥺🥺

@cake4964

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@mirette0.0

Жыл бұрын

it’s a dog. wtf does he have to be stoked with a role?

@cake4964

Жыл бұрын

@@mirette0.0 attention from humans

@Bri-pd7xn

Жыл бұрын

what?? I don't think a dog cares about being the lead dog hun...lmfao

@elizza8770

Жыл бұрын

@@Bri-pd7xn that's what the movie industry wants you to think

me and my sister watched this a few years ago for our bad movie night and when we finished it we felt like it fueled carbon monoxide directly into our brains, genuinely one of the worst movies we've ever watched.

@greem3205

Жыл бұрын

PLEASE drop a list of your favorite bad movies. my friends and i do the same thing and we're running out of movies to watch

@asecretchannel4135

Жыл бұрын

@@greem3205 I like this idea 😂

@brkh96

Жыл бұрын

We need the list

@Ok_Let_8933

Жыл бұрын

@@greem3205 Last year I watched a horror low budget movie called Megan Is Missing, it was truly the most disturbing and awful movie I have ever watched

@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal

Жыл бұрын

I do not miss megan

If it's a reincarnation like in Buddhism and the dog killed himself, he will actually drop down so many levels and will never reincarnated into a human

“You can’t really fuck up as a hamster, there are no expectations for a hamster 🐹 “ -Danny

DANNY YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. There WAS a soundtrack to this movie, but the woman who made the movie didn't properly pay or credit the composer, so was forced to remove the music from the film after its release. The reason she couldn't compensate him was because all the money for this movie came from a church she told she was making a movie about Jesus, but when they found out what the movie was really about, they demanded their money back and she had to pay the cast and crew in cantaloupes and wonton wrappers. This story sounds so fake but I swear all of it is true. The guy who plays the voice of the dog was on Big Time Rush and has talked about it. 😭 EDIT: A commenter reminded me you can also hear about all of it from How Did This Get Made

@amandaharrison8373

Жыл бұрын

HUH???? IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE WHAT IS THIS

@Idk-bo3qm

Жыл бұрын

this story took so many turns

@skudfisher

Жыл бұрын

Do you listen to How Did This Get Made? I heard all of this from them too (and they had the guy who does the voice of the dog talk about his experience). It’s absolutely bananas that everything you said here is 100% true.

@blue4155

Жыл бұрын

thats so fucking funny lmaoooo

@chelseamanasseri4362

Жыл бұрын

Yes! Ralph Sepe did an interview with the actor who voiced the dog and he (the actor) spills the tea about what happened behind the scenes. It's a wild story!

The girl getting assaulted then the dog trying to call dibs, Then cheering while the girl says "why's kyle gay" is the strangest scene since "oh hi mark"

@Atlasintokyo

Жыл бұрын

Except his was on purpose to be funny and these actors prolly felt dumb saying this shit😂

@user-rf5ui6sr4r

10 ай бұрын

What a story mark.

@keegster7167

8 ай бұрын

@@Atlasintokyo The Room was not made to be funny! Tommy Wiseau took it all VERY seriously for a long time. He's a bit more chill about it nowadays and is willing to see the humor

@QuadratusTiberium

4 ай бұрын

Timestamp?

@dragonfly._.doodles

4 ай бұрын

@@QuadratusTiberium 10:51

8:34 *confused saluting*

i’m SHOCKED danny didn't mention the absolutely definitely 100% real definitely not a cheap finalcut effect rain throughout the transformation scene, or how the weird old grandmother character looks like the mother of the lead actress

It’s still terrifying when Danny doesn’t open a video with greeting Greg. He is really serious

@Oak_Eggar

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@aIchemizedlemniscate

Жыл бұрын

He's not getting goofy or silly or a little bit wacky anymore

@qprx

Жыл бұрын

you know it’s gonna be a seriously bad movie when he doesn’t say what’s up greg 😀

@Jdn__0001

Жыл бұрын

It’s because the movie is so great. It’s so amazing that Danny didn’t even want to say hello greg

@SuraiyaAtiyyah

Жыл бұрын

*fear*

Honestly I feel sorry for Kyle. This should've been a movie about these two being friends trying to comfort each other while in a fake marriage, overcoming troubles of being an adult in society that doesn't respect you

@siobhanm925

Жыл бұрын

I just feel bad they made that actor memorize a 3 page emotional monologue for it to be immediately followed by Shrek the asshat dog’s awkward standup

@kiroonsmoon

Жыл бұрын

That honestly sounds like such a cool movie too, unfortunately it turned out to be whatever this is.

@normalgirlsza

Жыл бұрын

@@linementos name?

@alexanderk.6869

Жыл бұрын

Even a movie about Kyle trying to meet a good guy while slowly realizing his wife wants to fuck a dog would be better than the actual movie

@juliamavroidi8601

Жыл бұрын

Or maybe about him finiding the courage to stand up to his family.

Peter Davison only composes music where dogs can only hear.

‘Gets ***king ASSAULTED’ Alvin: “king of the castle!”

to be fair, "alvin flang!" "ok maybe something better" "like alvin flang!" is extremely funny

@captaincunt880

Жыл бұрын

That was the single time I laughed during any of the scenes shown lmao

@AboutAGirIlllll

Жыл бұрын

IT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IDK WHY

@desuhiko

Жыл бұрын

7:04 i thought i was the only one lol. i just love the montone in his voice

@happysillygoofy

Жыл бұрын

Is it just me or does he say “Alvin fwang” at that part… and then later at the pool he says it like “Alvin Schwang”? What is the truth

@ifrite3

Жыл бұрын

@@captaincunt880 shabang was also pretty funny

There was also a scene where the dog ate photos of 2 men, one of whom was Asian, and said "hmm. One of these guys tastes Japanese-y" I can't believe you would leave that out

@justasmltwngir1732

Жыл бұрын

You can’t believe it???

@AnnikaVictoria24

Жыл бұрын

Oh no

@charlieandhisantics9954

Жыл бұрын

What does that even mean????? Idk I feel like it was supposed to be some racist jokes but it makes absolutely no sense

@Karma-xe7vd

Жыл бұрын

Because it’s relatable, haven’t we all eaten a picture of an Asian guy and be able to sense he’s Asian?

@Random-sk6hm

Жыл бұрын

W T F

Good to see the comments are properly using the label “zoophile” for this movie over using “furry”

@Crispydogs101

Ай бұрын

That's because not all zoophiles wear furry costumes. In fact most zoos just frick animals.

Hearing a name like Alvin Flang coming out of an adorable Golden Retriever’s mouth is literally the funniest thing and no one can tell me otherwise 💀

The dog singing while she’s literally sobbing after she was almost assaulted is so… ugh I don’t even know how to describe it it’s just horrible

@MbitaChizi

Жыл бұрын

Dont read my name,,😑 ,,

@INTDOSE

Жыл бұрын

literally bruh that shit made me so weirded out and uncomfy 😭

@honeycomb937

Жыл бұрын

you know how you laugh out of genuine shock? how did anyone think that was appropriate 💀

@ILYOONG1E

Жыл бұрын

@@MbitaChizi The music was actually cool guy

@Caldella

Жыл бұрын

One of the most tone deaf scenes I've ever witnessed in a story.

7:03 "my name is Alvin Flang" "Maybe something a bit more class" *"LIKE ALVIN FLANG"* okay that genuinely made me laugh😭

@cheyennebrewer6224

Жыл бұрын

Fr 😂

@trinket_lover

Жыл бұрын

@@cheyennebrewer6224 this movie is funny for all the wrong reasons lol

@thatoneguy9582

Жыл бұрын

singular good joke in this movie

@z.o.a.r.7813

Жыл бұрын

​@@thatoneguy9582💯

@shenhe1610

Жыл бұрын

the "king of the castle" thing during a horrible moment was so fucking stupid it was funny

9:09 Fun Fact: Every president has NOT be a only child, All of them have had siblings!

The "this isn't cropped this is just how this part looks" at 9:38 gave me a good laugh xD

This movie is definitely a loosely veiled fetish. I can’t tell if this is supposed to be like a wattpad werewolf vibe or the beginning gives me like fat and or fart fetish vibes I have no idea what’s going on but it seems like a very interesting group of individuals wrote this.

@nofatherfigure69420

Жыл бұрын

Its all

@fuzzyotterpaws4395

Жыл бұрын

Well werewolves are different, it's not an actual dog. Werewolves are anthropomorphic and stand on two legs and such. God, I wish werewolves were real

@conclavecabal.h0rriphic

Жыл бұрын

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 of course there’s a furry in the comments. Of course. 💀

@lem0nsnake

Жыл бұрын

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 okay "FuzzyOtterPaws"

@fairlysleepy

Жыл бұрын

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 💀u had me in the first half ngl

Danny Gonzalez should honestly make a terrible parody movie and combine all the terrible movies he has reviewed and combine it into one

@D_Dizzy_

Жыл бұрын

Except this movie 😖

@Jdn__0001

Жыл бұрын

@@D_Dizzy_ Honestly, having a part where Danny turns to a really rude dog would be hilarious

@yoongiverse.

Жыл бұрын

and it would just have no soundtrack and that would be the contribution of this movie

@perplexed1783

Жыл бұрын

I saw this exact same comment of yours in the deleted video too, I am glad you commented this again cuz I want this to happen 😹

@Jdn__0001

Жыл бұрын

@@yoongiverse. It would be even funnier if Danny added a whole crew and director for the soundtrack in the credits

14:17 "It goes off the rails" WAIT! JUST *NOW* LMFAO

10:50 Danny’s face here sums up my thoughts on the entire movie 😂

I think the "why is Kyle gay" remark is meant to show he would have been better and not hurt her, which makes the scene is even darker. Her mindset that is if she had been with him this wouldn't have happened. I'm also adding a layer to a movie that would never be able to do it itself

@OxyPox

Жыл бұрын

I think that could've been better executed if they chose a different wording. Such as "why did Kyle have to be gay?"

@susie_xowie

Жыл бұрын

It’s just homophobic. Nothing to read in.

@whichcache2517

Жыл бұрын

That kinda reminds me of a scene from Homestuck where Dirk sort of laments the fact that he’s gay because even though he has no attraction towards Roxy, he thinks she’s a good person and feels bad that he can’t reciprocate her feelings.

@WARHAMMER_OFZILLYHOO

Жыл бұрын

@@whichcache2517 homestuck fan!

@NylaTheWolf

Жыл бұрын

Upon the third or so rewatch of this video it suddenly occurred to me that the "why is Kyle gay" line might be her asking why all the other men in her life are horrible. Kinda says something about the scene when I only thought of that interpretation upon the third rewatch.

Pete Davison straight up got paid to compose the score for a movie, didn’t add any music, put in a fart sound, and then left. Truly the moment dogs.

@chanra1n

Жыл бұрын

It was his commentary on the movie

@perplexed1783

Жыл бұрын

GOD DAMN IT SKETE!

@Mario_Angel_Medina

Жыл бұрын

He's the Andy Kauffman of our generation

@iblame_nargles

Жыл бұрын

Not sure if this is a joke or not but, for the record, composers don’t add sound effects in lmfao

@MashaMallowplaylists

Жыл бұрын

apparently there was a soundtrack but the creator of the movie didnt have any money to pay him and so had to remove it lmao

I helped run a bad movie club for two years in college and this movie was in the rotation of movies we would show. The clubs predecessors would show it for Valentine’s Day.

I thought the music-free thing would be interesting, but holy shit, it is honestly just disturbing :'D

@Random-sk6hm

Жыл бұрын

Btw the church that was funding the movie pulled it after finding out what the movie was actually about so she had no money and had to pay the cast in cantaloupes and wonton wrappers (deadass not kidding 💀). The composer backed out and the rights to the song was pulled hence why there's no music

The idea of him reincarnating and still remembering his dog life is so funny to me. Like did he have an epiphany at some point and it all came rushing back? Or was he at his 8th birthday party telling people he needed to grow up and start a dog training business to find his aging adult wife?

@rachelcookie321

Жыл бұрын

Imagining raising your kid that you love so much but all he ever talks about is how he used to be a horny dog and is married. Or even worse, you raise your perfectly normal child who has dreams and ambitions for their life and then one day they just have a switch and turn into this anakin like guy and goes off to marry an old woman. Poor parents.

@francescaprotesto2553

Жыл бұрын

Lmao what an awesome image

@Firewall546

Жыл бұрын

@@francescaprotesto2553 "Guys, I was a dog in my past life and I need to find my human wife, so I'm going to grow up and ditch you all! "

@acadacs

Жыл бұрын

It was obviously the pond that told him lmao

@apho-sappho

Жыл бұрын

@@acadacs Imagine being 8 and stumbling next to a pond and suddenly you remember Everything

Jesus Christ, that dog obliviously singing to himself while the girl is sobbing after being assaulted (even if that’s not what she’s crying about) is genuinely infuriating. Like, how self centered can you be, especially towards someone who was nearly violated. Though I shouldn’t be surprised, considering the dog only fought the rapist off because “she’s his”, it’s clear that her actual well-being doesn’t matter to him. Also, I get that this whole dumpster-fire is supposed to be a take on “Beauty and the Beast”, but somehow they managed to make the bestiality undertones WORSE than they are in that story. Especially in the scene after they presumably have sex and he’s a dog the next morning. Eeugh…🤢

@Wigglywarning

Жыл бұрын

Fr its really gross

@justinwatson1510

Жыл бұрын

I am torn between feeling gratitude that i know to stop this video now and regretting ever learning how to read.

@luxuscarnage4828

Жыл бұрын

Dogs normally would come and sniff and try to cuddle bc they don't like it when their people are upset. So basically, that means the human part of him is a pig.

@na6731

Жыл бұрын

@@luxuscarnage4828 I couldn't chose between making a joke that he becomes a human with a pigs brain or if he becomes a cop but yeah anyways def a shit human

@DeviantDork

Жыл бұрын

That's such a funny scene! HAHAHAHA

15:57 ok that line kinda pissed me off. It’s so mean for no reason, it’s just random words smashed together for an insult and overall I hates this line

*"SHABAM!"* the dog said very calmly.

Movie... the reason "Beauty and the Beast" even kind of works as a story, is because the Beast is not apparently a literal animal, but an anthropomorphic creature who can talk to/communicate with humans (meaning he can give consent and clearly indicate human-like intelligence). If the Beast acted like an animal and couldn't communicate with Beauty or any other humans, it would be extremely creepy for Beauty to "fall in love" with him. Even back in medieval times when the fairy tale/folk tale was first being told, at a time when consent was really not prioritized, people realized, "we need to make it clear the Beast isn't a literal beast, or else that would be really creepy (and against the Bible)."

@Somehowruns

Жыл бұрын

This is beauty and the beastiality

@xXAcidBathXx

Жыл бұрын

@@Somehowruns A+ pun!

@danbuckig4564

Жыл бұрын

"Must Love Dogs".... Have I said enough?

@user-jb9nz2fs2u

Жыл бұрын

@@xXAcidBathXx not if its such an obvious pun to make, but whatever

@Rainbowfox_

Жыл бұрын

@@user-jb9nz2fs2u damn bro lay off him 😭

I was 100% not expecting THOSE warnings for a movie where a person falls in love with a DOG I'm stunned

@skinnylamperouge693

Жыл бұрын

LITERALLY

@WhoamI-yz9nx

Жыл бұрын

I thought there would just be a trigger warning for bestiality lmao

''' They raised this kid, in a self driving Tesla'' Nah they made him in one

@gideongivesharrowboners

Жыл бұрын

Titane (2021), dir. Julia Ducournau

This movie feels like 3 people were writing different movies but then the studio said: “f*** this we don’t have the money make like 3 movies at once just put ‘em all together and make it work”

The stories behind the making of this movie are pretty bananas... Google translated scripts, church funding, a rating scam, paying the actors with food, fake acne, and a composer who wrote the lyrics for the dog to sing.

@KhanaHatake

Жыл бұрын

I knew this had to be a church movie!!

@just_some_frog

Жыл бұрын

@@KhanaHatake Actually the church got scammed into giving them funds 💀

@jocortez3816

Жыл бұрын

@@just_some_frog or the church pulled out because it was suppose to be a movie about Jesus... At least that's what I read.

@just_some_frog

Жыл бұрын

@@jocortez3816 Yeah, when people are deliberately misinformed about where their money’s going, that’s a scam

@jocortez3816

Жыл бұрын

@@just_some_frog oh I wasn't debating the 'scam' I was saying that I think the church didn't end up giving them any money because of it.

I love how she was like "I'm done with men, all I need is my dog" and then the dog in question turns into a man. Disappointment of the year

@MbitaChizi

Жыл бұрын

Dont read my name,,😑 ,

@mayrain5749

Жыл бұрын

@@MbitaChizi ok

@zenmasterorwhatever

Жыл бұрын

It's fine if he remained a dog, just as long as they don't "tie the knot" 👀😳🤣

@user-himenes

Жыл бұрын

That's what I thought, I would be like "oh come on haven't you been LISTENING WHAT I J U S T S A I D"

@akiraeatsguitarpicks491

Жыл бұрын

A white woman’s nightmare

4:18 stupid dog couldn’t remember his lines. Amateur mistake 🙄

Fun fact: This movie has a really high rating on IMDB from people who enjoyed it ironically. That was how I convinced a friend of mine of mine to watch it with me. They thought it was a legitimately acclaimed movie

@caseyanthonysbabysittingservi

Жыл бұрын

Yea it got the high rating because of RTMM

@librasuperstar3779

Жыл бұрын

Didn’t Ralphthemoviemaker get banned from IMDb because he encouraged people to review it positively as a joke and his fans also like changed the cast list or something

@pr0v0cative4pple

Жыл бұрын

@@librasuperstar3779 Changing the actors to A-listers is such a fucking funny concept though

@munjee2

Жыл бұрын

@@librasuperstar3779 technically he said not to leave reviews as a joke, he said to leave honest good reviews if you liked since "we need more female directors"

I felt sick when the dog was literally dancing while Lisa cried after being sexually assaulted. Even if she wasn't crying about the assault it was just disgusting. I feel like not a single one of the creators of this shit movie experienced this.

@Frenchaboo

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, while I agree with your sentiment, SA is really not something most people experience nor should experience to write it as a side plot.

@fuzzyotterpaws4395

Жыл бұрын

It's just a movie. I watch people get tortured and stuff. It's just fiction so it's not real and doesn't matter. I thought it was kind of funny actually lol

@zirconium2014

Жыл бұрын

I had to laugh my ass off during that scene it was that unorthadoxed

@biggestastiest

Жыл бұрын

the creators showed their true colors with that one

@biggestastiest

Жыл бұрын

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 maybe, just maybe, take a break from bestgore and try talking to another person?

I've been avoiding this video all this time just because the thumbnail scared me and I knew I'd have regrets

So you're telling me the plot point for this movie is a man that became a feral dog that literally ends up having to hunt for a zoophile to cure his curse I'm sorry but WTF!! 🤣

The strangest part of movies like this is that real people thought of this. They had to write a script(I don't even know if they HAD a script) and they had people publish it. Like who thought...hey! I wanna watch a dog find romance

@pissapocalypse

Жыл бұрын

I mean it would be cute if the dog found love with another dog

@happyfrigginrainbowcookies

Жыл бұрын

@@pissapocalypse agreed. The weird part is that it's with a human, and also that the dog is just a scumbag. If it was a normal, sweet dog finding love with another normal dog, that'd be just fine.

@pissapocalypse

Жыл бұрын

@@happyfrigginrainbowcookiesThey absolutely had to go the beastiality route I guess. I saw another comment saying this movie is thinly veiled fetishism and I definitely agree with that.

@Ghoulicus

Жыл бұрын

​@@pissapocalypse The lady and the tramp seemed to figure that out, so yeah it would be a cute idea

@ginandromeda1618

Жыл бұрын

I think this plot is pretty tame in comparison to the Bee Movie

This is probably the most uncomfortable I've been watching something while also laughing the entire time at Danny's jokes

@tgatikah749

Жыл бұрын

Not related but wondahoi

@Toywins

Жыл бұрын

Neil Breen vibes. 😒😂

@purple02.

Жыл бұрын

@@tgatikah749 slay wondahoi

@meikyiel

Жыл бұрын

same lmaooooo

@pikasheep

Жыл бұрын

I feel the exact same way!

once we got to the curse line i was struck with disappointment. they didn't make the dog a hound breed for the undeniable Elvis Presley pun...he was nothing but a hound dog!

15:59 "pizza faced cinder block" 💀

@lylyart

2 ай бұрын

I DONT GET IT😭😭😭😭

"Love on a leash" doesn't sound like a dog movie, it sounds like an adult film...

@captainsneet2141

Жыл бұрын

Danny doesn't cover it but she walks him around wearing nothing but a dog collar as a kink thing and there are some, surprisingly graphic intimate scenes for it being a DOG MOVIE. so you are kinda right, it does actually go into the territory you'd expect from the title "Love on a Leash" 😬

@H341HER_CH4NDL3R

Жыл бұрын

Also "holiday in handcuffs" sounds like a adult film not a movie on abc family about kidnapping

@dylanrodrigues

Жыл бұрын

Love and Leashes is the name of a Korean movie about BDSM actually 😂 so yes

@rosemaryedwards7239

Жыл бұрын

Oh true that!

@fartinfpooping8801

Жыл бұрын

@@dylanrodrigues heyyy. i haven't seen the movie but I've been reading the original Love and Leashes webcomic... it's got a really good representation of BDSM relationship and community, which is rare. it's definetly lot more wholesome than "Love on a Leash" but uh i realize, it also does have a little bit of a "dog" theme in it. uhhh in a different way 😅

Danny: that’s when this movie goes off the rails Me: when was it in the rails?

i just wanna know what kind of drugs the creator of the movie was on while making this

@lunaequinox7333

Жыл бұрын

Who says they were on only one kind of drug?

@JuneCreat.r

Жыл бұрын

Whatever drugs the pond was on

@tsifirakiehl4250

Жыл бұрын

My money’s on EVERYTHING EVER MADE.

I feel so bad for the poor cute golden retriever that they made into a unlikeable character by voicing over him ☹️

@einekartoffel2490

Жыл бұрын

They bonehurtingjuiced him. 😭😭😭

@crazy922blade

Жыл бұрын

Love your pfp

@meow2638

Жыл бұрын

@@crazy922blade Lol thank you so much! I like your pfp too, it’s really cute. 🙂

@TM-np5lq

Жыл бұрын

Well, I'm pretty sure it's not affecting how he's treated in Hollywood circles or the dog park. So don't worry, if anything, he probably gets mistaken for "Air Bud" and milks all the perks, actually.

Idk how, but when the pond and dog talked, they somehow made the pond sound wet in a gross way. What a feat.

@eligibson3572

Жыл бұрын

Yup

@heathercalun4919

Жыл бұрын

The Pond was also a terrible person who got reincarnated into standing water. That's why all her advice is so bad.

@crw5603

Жыл бұрын

@@heathercalun4919 Like my therapist?

@heathercalun4919

Жыл бұрын

@@crw5603 Oh no!!!

@ahstiasummers5583

Жыл бұрын

It sounded exactly like what some high schoolers making a movie in iMovie would do... I kinda thought high schoolers originally made this movie for lols

Beauty and the beastality

7:58 My grandson is Homelander.

Is there such a thing as filmmaking narcolepsy, where someone falls asleep and accidentally makes a terrible fucking movie? That is the only explanation I can come up with as to why this exists.

@alisonpurgatory85

Жыл бұрын

There is a movie called Death Bed: The Bed that Eats. It's on youtube in full last time I checked, and it is truly a ride. It was made by someone who has never made another movie and doesn't remember making it. As far as no budget horror movies go I think it's quite good in its own uniquely strange way. It certainly doesn't have any of the awful implications and attitudes of this dog movie, and is much more creative.

@salem-01

Жыл бұрын

@@alisonpurgatory85 that’s actually so interesting

@genericname8727

Жыл бұрын

I swear I saw an episode of a tv show like this once. As in this was the premise of the episode.

@DiamantisHell

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@genericname2747

Жыл бұрын

@@alisonpurgatory85 quick question: does the director do drugs

Every time I thought “holy shit there’s no way this movie could get any worse”, by the time I had finished the thought Danny was already partway into explaining how it gets worse

@vibechecked7522

Жыл бұрын

Also nobody is talking about the hampster thing? Like the bar is very low for hampsters, but somehow those things kill themselves in the worst ways imagineable.

@JuneCreat.r

Жыл бұрын

@@vibechecked7522 bro the amount of horror stories I’ve heard about hamsters is insane💀

@uglysongsforuglysouls

Жыл бұрын

@@vibechecked7522 you let your hamster out of the cage ONCE and he sees it as an opportunity to run fast af into the fucking lit fireplace 😭

So this movie is basically Zoophilia (idk if I’m using that word right)

@lylosar

Жыл бұрын

EXACTLY THAS WHAT I WAS THINKING LMAOOO

I feel so sorry for the dog. He doesn’t know who he’s playing 😭😭

@imdead3974

4 ай бұрын

His reputation at the dog park is ruined 😞😞

The dog singing "king of the castle" over a girl sobbing is going to be stuck in my skull forever. Thanks danny

@spicybeantofu

Жыл бұрын

I will be depressed from it for a while

@dannydevito5558

Жыл бұрын

@@spicybeantofu um not for a while, for my whole life

@potentialcaroozin2385

Жыл бұрын

*borat voice* “I got a chair look at me king in the castle king in the castle”

@Illlium

Жыл бұрын

To be fair to the dog, I think they just recorded this scene in one take and that was the genuine reaction of the dog to this lady fake crying. It's a dog, it doesn't know how to respond. What else were they supposed to record under the dude wagging tail and strutting around?

@pissapocalypse

Жыл бұрын

@@Illlium We're not blaming the dog at all. They could've redid the scene instead of trying to make it work in the worst way possible

I have no doubt this movie was filmed entirely on someone’s cell phone.

@MbitaChizi

Жыл бұрын

Dont read my name,,😑

@MbitaChizi

Жыл бұрын

Dont read my name,,😑

@Random_Guy69420

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@Jdn__0001

Жыл бұрын

Was definitely filmed on a Boost Mobile

@SsilentDeath020

Жыл бұрын

Lol

Literally every hamster I’ve ever heard about has been a terrifying monster

Fun fact: the actors for Lisa and Alvin are married in real life, and they married in the same year that this film released. So they probably met and began dating on set 😂

Ah good, he got the sponsorship in. That “modified file” thing was quite ominous.

@FPLGOAT

Жыл бұрын

I thought there was some deep metaphor meaning behind it, analyzed the vid too much

@MbitaChizi

Жыл бұрын

Dont read my name,,😑

@valterestevao1182

Жыл бұрын

I was really convinced on buying whatever *_MODIFIED FILE_* was selling, tbh

@doompocalypse842

Жыл бұрын

omg i thought it was supposed to be like that like it was making fun of the missing soundtrack

@CoolMicrowave

Жыл бұрын

i thought it was a bug with youtube lol

I'm sorry but the juxtaposition of her being assaulted, her crying about Kyle being gay, and then the magical transformation is so funny to me I can't stop laughing about it.

@JuneCreat.r

Жыл бұрын

Why was the part where the dog was dancing and singing while she was crying so funny to me? “KING OF THE CASTLE. KING OF THE CASTLE THAT’S ALSO A DOG AND LIVES IN A HOUSE THAT IS _GReeN_ “ 💀💀 even the part where rapey man breaks in and goes *“LiSSsaA”* and then they do a little 2-step and the music Danny added for that scene just made it better but then the dog comes out of nowhere with the over-the-top sound effects I can’t 💀💀💀

@louschwick7301

Жыл бұрын

the difference between that scene and the room that makes me find that scene unfunny is how I'm pretty sure that, unlike the room, the movie was trying to be funny. im willing to laugh at bad drama, but my heart refuses to laugh along with ur garbage joke

@M0N5T3RV1B3

Жыл бұрын

I know! Like she just said she's done with men and it'll be just her and the dog and then he's like "Hmm this would be a good time to transform." As she's crying and hugging the dog.