Tim and Whitney have the energy of a divorced couple, that has yet to tell anyone they are divorced, but still shows up to social engagements together.

@kingheart9555

Жыл бұрын

🤣 I see the beginning of a great movie concept in this comment

@bumbleWeaver

Жыл бұрын

every fucking time with these 2. the classic chubby gay guy, too annoying to be with but nice to look at straight chick, combo. overly cynical. god i miss the 90s and early 2000s...

@K11G4N

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit man that caught off guard of how accurate that is 😂

@pathora

Жыл бұрын

This is too accurate. 50:54

@kevinledvina9387

Жыл бұрын

This should be the TOP comment!! 🤣🤣🤣

Tim Dillon never publicly enjoying Whitney is my favorite thing

@andrewcavasos1449

Жыл бұрын

That's how he lost ben 🤣

@digitalsalsas

Жыл бұрын

I think he publicly enjoys her much more than he would ever publicly enjoy you, shred house

@johnlawrence5383

Жыл бұрын

@@digitalsalsas maybe if she fucked him

@wnrandom98

Жыл бұрын

They have like 6 podcast episodes together. They're friends. Wtf are you on about?

@snavisTM

Жыл бұрын

I love when random nobodys on the internet project their own weird feelings onto thing they're watching... You disklike Whitney (and probably any woman comedian) so much you're actually making up scenarios in your head. It's pretty sad

44:25 Tim's expression 😆 to Bert prepping the salmon is hilarious 😂

@marcuslangenderfer1917

Жыл бұрын

😆😆Dude thats an amazing catch. He's just dialed in on the slamon while pretending to listen to Whitney droning on

@nickinskeep

Жыл бұрын

dude this is killing me, I can't stop watching it zoomed in on tim's face

@josef2012

Жыл бұрын

He has some concerns...

@spectazular7489

4 ай бұрын

This is not ideal.​@@josef2012

@tubby6339

4 ай бұрын

And then Burt coughs on his hand and towards the salmon. Then pulls his pants up. Everything is contaminated

Making Percocet pudding for Whitney as a last meal was the funniest comment by Tim where even he cracked himself up as he was telling it. He literally snorted as soon as he said it. I had to rewind a few times and laughed just as hard each time.

Tim is the only person that I’ll suffer through Whitney for.

@jrufus9169

Жыл бұрын

Tim is the only person that I'll suffer through Bert for.

@dellila9301

Жыл бұрын

She’s annoying

@letmehandlethis69

Жыл бұрын

double facts lol Tim kept this episode alive

@nicka7150

Жыл бұрын

You should see her at skanfest, she might be the coolest lol

@aconran72

Жыл бұрын

A hundred percent

Tim Dillon might be the most effortlessly hilarious person I’ve ever seen

@VampiresAreRealGuys

Жыл бұрын

he is clearly trying quite hard. he was on the whole show. whitney was more casual and she is insanely neurotic.

@somethingiwrote9074

Жыл бұрын

@@VampiresAreRealGuys definitely not, she was just trying to force jokes left and right that didn't work and were uncomfortable. Tim seemed way more laid back with his attitude

@ducksinarowpatience3670

Жыл бұрын

Irish heritage. We're born with it.

@nicktg319

Жыл бұрын

used to be a tim fan, hes an ass though for more reasons than one

@connordouglas9565

Жыл бұрын

I’m so happy I watched this 😂🤣🤣

Tim and Whitney’s friendship dynamic makes me believe that everything in the world is still “really” normal and ok. They’re back and forth brother/sister jabs are my fentanyl 😂

@wearesorryfortheinconvenience

7 ай бұрын

gross

What a rare glimpse into seeing Tim Dillon eating. The more caviar he ate the more animalistic he became. Toward the end it was as though he had completely lost himself. So serious yet so blank. I had chills the whole time.

@ricosuace6996

Жыл бұрын

This was weirdly deep . Lol

@jzen1455

Жыл бұрын

It's funny how Bert acts like the food he prepares is random, and it's merely a coincidence when he prepares food that his guests really love, has something to do with their heritage, or relates to them in some other way.

@jordanmartin3434

Жыл бұрын

wasnt it amazin to watch tho. man is a spectacular dirtbag

@wolfm8097

Жыл бұрын

Well Tim said it was an emotional thing (caviar) so it’s like a stimulus that triggers a deep emotional Xmas as a kid again.

@danwiberg8537

Жыл бұрын

Lmaooooooooooooo

Bert coughing, rubbing his beard and pulling up his pants whilst handling the food is 10/10

@kingwild772

Жыл бұрын

wiping his nose too 😂😂

@ZedNebuloid

Жыл бұрын

And remember, he has admitted to wiping his ass with his bare hands before too.

@stinkypinky8090

Жыл бұрын

Seriously 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

@Jeter23

Жыл бұрын

Mix that with taking the salmon out after only 9 minutes and you got yourself a hot dose of bert

@rudyjakobs1317

Жыл бұрын

Imagine the cooks you cant see preparing your food 😮

Gotta respect Whitney, she swings and misses every single joke but just keeps going 🤣

@textmeontelegramakhi_tv8911

Жыл бұрын

Congratulations you have been selected amongst our shortlisted winner's ✅ A direct message ☝️

@kggregorie

Жыл бұрын

Like a female Luis J. Gomez

@Darkhare33

Жыл бұрын

Ehh... call it try hard

@Mijo1810

Жыл бұрын

Incels

@AirWindFire

Жыл бұрын

@@Mijo1810 Im female. And married. She’s shlt.

This is the genuis of Tim. Tim knew this wasn't looking right when he asked about where Bert got the recipe. You can see him staring at the amount of mayo bert puts on. Then he decided to let it go for the better laugh when and if it was as bad as it looked. Awesome episode.

@ducksinarowpatience3670

Жыл бұрын

I saw that.

@lucius8675

Жыл бұрын

@@ducksinarowpatience3670 Yeah it is fun watching wheels turning in someone's head when inspiration hits.

@ducksinarowpatience3670

Жыл бұрын

@lucius8675 he was trying to hide how repulsive he found it. 🤣 And as you point out saving the ammo for later. It is really funny to me, with him, especially because I'm of Irish descent grew up in Jersey and my dad was from Long Island. I can see cultural similarities in Tim that I see with my siblings. He reminds me if my older sister. I'm not being sarcastic or facetious. It's just the things he says and his delivery. Not sure I'm explaining myself well. Anyway cheers! #lifeinthebigcity and "I think that's probably about enough". 🤣

@KPITGangsta

11 ай бұрын

Meh, spread that shit out, sprinkle chopped/minced garlic on it, black pepper, chives and salt of your choice. It’s great when done right.

@dank_productions94

6 ай бұрын

Kewpie is Japanese mayonnaise btw just so nobody gets mislead by Burt's drunken rambling

Tim && Whitney together are a whole ass VIBE😂😂😂

This is the most I laughed in a podcast 🤣🤣🤣 "you'll love caviar, it's easy to throw up" 🤣🤣🤣

@teaCupkk

Жыл бұрын

And the Percocet-pudding is right on the heels of it. Welcome to the roast of Whitney Cummings.

@phnix6242

Жыл бұрын

also its Roe V Wade

Tim was on fire the whole time him and Whitney need to remake will and grace and call it pills and pounds 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@johnathan5291

Жыл бұрын

😂

@AlexFuerteventura

Жыл бұрын

Pills and pounds.. Im dying 🤣

@SnarkyJohnny

Жыл бұрын

God damn it! Lmao

@boomshocka1000

Жыл бұрын

She would kill the show

@the1truth420

Жыл бұрын

The look in his face @ 44:31 🤣

Tim Dillon: where did you get this recipe, Family Court?? I’m dying😂😂😂

My second time watching this episode. My favorite, especially watching Tim watch Bert prepare the salmon. 😆

Tim’s face while Bert prepares the salmon is priceless

@nikoneko798

Жыл бұрын

haha yes, he hated it from the start

@stephaniefitzsimon1021

Жыл бұрын

46:10 Tim's face right before he spreads the mayonnaise on the salmon. 😂

@michaelreimer6055

Жыл бұрын

The Horror. Then asked how do you think you'll die?

@SkeetSystem

Жыл бұрын

44:30

@1988ZER

Жыл бұрын

@@stephaniefitzsimon1021 I'm dying....he's so confused and upset lol

I enjoy that the crew put the recipe for the mayo salmon in the description like people are gunna actually cook that.

@jafe3331

Жыл бұрын

I did! LOL and mine turned out great. 😂

Bert saying “it’s not that bad! It’s not that bad”😂😂 Tim saying, the first thing that hits your mouth is mayonnaise and the last thing is also mayonnaise😭

My God, Tim's ability to absolutely paralyze people with laughter from one small comment is unreal. I died along with Bert and Whitney when he said "I think that's probably about enough." 😭😭😭😭😭

@die4race

Жыл бұрын

" Unless we're going to talk about the vaccine for 3 hours " 💀

@funnydonor9484

Жыл бұрын

Too bad his stand up is poo poo

@zeragon7

Жыл бұрын

@@funnydonor9484 oh wow the guy who always has to come in on a positive comment and shit on something. How original.

@Chris-P

Жыл бұрын

Nice try aunt Kath, you're still not coming to Thanksgiving!

@funnydonor9484

Жыл бұрын

@@zeragon7 it’s kind of my thing

Tim constantly wondering when the food will get started and be done is all of us 😂

@nickp440

Жыл бұрын

Bernart still doesn’t realize that most of us watching actually enjoy cooking/low key impressed by his cooking skills

@squatchit5700

Жыл бұрын

@@nickp440 disturbed** by his cooking skills

@nickp440

Жыл бұрын

@@squatchit5700 i mean, if i saw bert make a hot pocket I would be impressed. perspective!

I love Bert's version of post-nut clarity he has after dying laughing.

literally worth the wait for the end lmfaooooooooooo bert . this recipe can be good if theyre all mixed correctly not bathed in mayo lol. also honey and pesto is a quick easy delish topping for salmon if anyone cares lol

@ducksinarowpatience3670

Жыл бұрын

Fresh ginger and lemon.

@discoverneweyes

Жыл бұрын

Pancake syrup marmalade and bacon, geez git wid it!

@coffee.3.4

Жыл бұрын

@@discoverneweyesmarmalade is better off in the trash can

44:29 The genuine concern on Tim’s face at whatever Bert is doing has me cracking up 😂

@xbabu142x

Жыл бұрын

I felt the fear of food poisoning mixed with the calculation on whether or not to risk it being a fatty boombatty through the screen lmao. Like moth to a flame

@WesleyB-Rook

Жыл бұрын

@@xbabu142x the thought of “oh wait we have to eat what Bert’s cooking”

@JasonSvoboda

Жыл бұрын

Just rewatched and I'm in tears. Concern, fear, disbelief... he had it all there.

@WesleyB-Rook

Жыл бұрын

@@JasonSvoboda it’s like a parent watching their child do math and realizing they’re an idiot

@lawrencecarlson2151

Жыл бұрын

@@WesleyB-Rook 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣holy shit that the exact face..I'm fucking dying

Why bert thought he'd pull something off for the 2 most expensive pallets in comedy is pure gold in itself

@letmehandlethis69

Жыл бұрын

who? Tim and Bert? lol

@johnmillay6790

Жыл бұрын

@@letmehandlethis69 I'm dead 🤣

@j.a.r.family2576

Жыл бұрын

Tim's pallet is equal to Whitney. A lot of salty stuff.

@AgendaInMind

Жыл бұрын

Whitney ruins the whole thing.

@flandog85

Жыл бұрын

I don't dislike Whitney but I also don't dislike brendan schaub so what the fuck do I know

Keep making these bert I love them!

@triberedeyetv5971

Жыл бұрын

FACTS

“I think that’s probably about enough” Tim D 😂😂😂😂😂

Bert hiding by crouching behind the counter while Tim and Whitney rip apart the mayonnaise salmon had me gasping for air.

@TheDavejmcknight

Жыл бұрын

Me too!

@at.holliday

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a little kid crying

@Wodensdsy

Жыл бұрын

It’s the screaming 😂😂😂 I couldn’t take it lmfao

@TheJulesfoote

Жыл бұрын

Bert is a man child

@JaymeLaplante

Жыл бұрын

Burnt laughs like this man kzread.info/dash/bejne/eJ-fm6aCXZvLnJc.html

Watching Bert try to read the caviar tin lids upside down rather than flipping them first is the most Bert thing in this video 🤣🤣

@toastedjoe1013

Жыл бұрын

That confirms he's from Florida.

@damoncisneros

Жыл бұрын

Lol. I didn’t catch that at first. It’s so true 😂

@stinkypinky8090

Жыл бұрын

Best comment ever!!😂😂

@mrimpossible4353

Жыл бұрын

I'd say it's him making that noise he does for almost an hour.

The last 10 minutes or so are the hardest I’ve laughed for a podcast in a long time

Tim and Whitney are the couple of the century, let’s face it. I love the dynamic of these three very much. Perfection.

@michelemurphy3541

Жыл бұрын

Check it out…I came up with this delish little something;smoked salmon wontons. I use the chunk smoke salmon, add fine chop habenero, crushed almonds, 1/2 goat cheese | 1/2 cream cheese, chop scallions-2/3 for mixture | 1/3 for later-dish to side. Mix all listed gingerly with fork. Heat balsamic vinegar and honey to reduce to syrup. Build your wonton *I use pre made wonton squares in produce section. Air fry those little bad boys until golden. Drizzle crisp wontons with your set up balsamic honey drizzle, sprinkle scallions and toasted sesame seeds. Serve with sparkling wine. Mwauh. ❤

Tim and Whitney are throwing heaters at each other. This is absolute gold! Tremendous!

@diogoferreira9413

Жыл бұрын

Tim is not Whitney

@Mijo1810

Жыл бұрын

@@diogoferreira9413 they’re both funny so when conservative incels like you comment something like that, it just lets everyone know your the conservative incel

@diogoferreira9413

Жыл бұрын

@@Mijo1810 wtf does funny have to do with conservative you americans have lost your fucking mind

@jimbeanie8985

Жыл бұрын

@@Mijo1810 How is it being a conservative incel to think Whitney Cummings is not funny?

@LimorG

Жыл бұрын

It's a real knife fight

Tim's "You used hotdog condements on Salmon" was amazing.

@briangalloway3684

Жыл бұрын

🤣 best moment for sure

Whitney can’t land ONE joke. And Tim just keeps making layups

It all went off the rails at 9:00 when Tim says "well he's doing a nice thing, he has mayonnaise" 😂

@ADekuKid

Жыл бұрын

I’m glad someone wise caught that. Lol

@The-nz8ui

Жыл бұрын

Foreshadowing the Mayo shit show 😂

Funniest part of the episode was Tim’s face as he’s analyzing Bert’s every move. Lmao

@MrOvlov02

Жыл бұрын

berts always so ignorant

@flipmode9236

Жыл бұрын

hhahahaha just thought the same thing had to check the comments

Tim’s faces at everything Bert does while making the salmon is must see tv

@veemack9129

Жыл бұрын

Tim is scared and super disgusted 😂😂

@ElChuntyCabra

Жыл бұрын

100% lol

3 people i love having fun, talking shit, joking around and telling stories. It doesn't get better! ❤❤❤

Whitney tries to finish a rant but Bert can’t stop laughing at Tim’s last joke 😂

Whitney saying, She doesn’t have girlfriend energy, she has ex wife energy, is about as perfectly correct as could’ve been said.

@christopherboxford9556

Жыл бұрын

She's like the crazy ex girlfriend who tells everyone you are the one who is nuts when in fact it is her and everyone knows it. But you guys still hook up occasionally and also get into loud shouting arguments spontaneously in front of guests.

@DepthFromAbove

Жыл бұрын

@@christopherboxford9556 That’s quite the projection, friend. Sounds like you’ve played knifey spoony before?

@christopherboxford9556

Жыл бұрын

@@DepthFromAbove I don't know what knifey spoony is but it sounds fun

@christopherboxford9556

Жыл бұрын

@@DepthFromAbove Here check it out, look up "Whitney Cummings: I Love You" look at the photo taken for the cover for this special and tell me I'm wrong...

@DepthFromAbove

Жыл бұрын

@@christopherboxford9556 looks like she plays knifey spoony, no doubt. m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/n5d5ksN6mMW8dsY.html

I think every episode the food somehow turns out ok except this one 😂 Bert laughing never gets old to me

The look on Whitney’s face when Tim acted liked he didn’t like the potato chips he just wolfed down was perfect.

@b__p

Жыл бұрын

And it was right after he said they were great lol

It's great to see Tim reaching out to help these sick people. Bless up 🙏

So glad you brought this series back!!

I'm so glad this show is back! I feared for so long that new episodes weren't going to be made, which would've made me super sad.

Tim best bits: 6:30 Michael Jackson's doctor...Whitney headbutt's table 11:14 Whitney seafood...see food on the way up 13:00 Pudding 18:50 Roe...as in Roe v Wade...eggs of a puppy 21:50 Whitney on a date 53:00 One Idea 1:03:10 Mayonnaise

@Kraftravioli

Жыл бұрын

Whitney's worst bits: The whole show

@jessmira223

Жыл бұрын

What was the one idea referencing!? I don’t get it!!

@whanauof5

Жыл бұрын

@@jessmira223 glad someone asked. 😂

@gorgejung307

Жыл бұрын

Dillion continues his streak of appealing to morons with his dumb ass jokes. I seriously don’t get this guy’s popularity. Same with a Schulz and Gillis. White men love mediocrity.

@prakwillem

Жыл бұрын

1:08:50 Thats enough

Tim and Whitney need a dinner party themed show asap 😂😂😂

@jameswood1935

Жыл бұрын

Billionaires MukBang

@TheEasyLifee

Жыл бұрын

@james wood damn thats a good name 💯💰🏆

@whoaskedforthis8320

Жыл бұрын

This is a great idea. I can see the dressed up dinner interviews and quips

@ninemimesleft

Жыл бұрын

I would love to see a show where Tim and Whitney interview conspiracy theorists.

@alexanderkvitrovn9828

Жыл бұрын

He would strangle her after 3 episodes

Lmfao "Id make Percocet Pudding" LMFAO OMG!!!!!!! "I like how youre pretending to not know how to pronounce it." THIS GUY IS FUCKING HILARIOUS He's goin at her like theyre brother and sister smfh He is a fucking wizard

@VampiresAreRealGuys

Жыл бұрын

i can see why you would think that if you have no knowledge of her but that has been a joke for 15 years

@closer20jc

Жыл бұрын

@@VampiresAreRealGuys you're so cool

Such a fun episode! What a great spin on podcasting 🎉

I've never laughed harder then when Tim says "Eat your mayonnaise" to Whitney. Tim was a riot this whole episode.

@joeysantana8648

Жыл бұрын

1:03:28 😂

@beagler4234

Жыл бұрын

Than

I like how Whitney is the one talking most of the time and still feels like she’s the one interrupting a date 😂

@raouldukesgolfshoes1253

Жыл бұрын

She finally went all the way and ruined her face. Now she’s not funny and not hot.

@xhandhele

Жыл бұрын

I think we heard 2 totally different shows.

@Mrwill1041

Жыл бұрын

@@xhandhele whitney sucks

@patrick1714

Жыл бұрын

Well, one openly came out as gay, and the other one is Tim Dillon. Of course it felt like a date.

"The first thing that hits your mouth is mayonnaise and the last thing that hits your mouth is mayonnaise" Hands down the funniest part of the whole ordeal

This is my favorite episode still, I love Tim and Whitney!

Tim is the reason I’m here. He sold me jewels years ago and I have yet to receive my jewels. In our last correspondence I was instructed to simply “quit being a loser” and to “figure it out”.

@josephdeseta

Жыл бұрын

Fake b i z n e z

@natedoggschip

Жыл бұрын

Best comment ever

@h0gb0t

Жыл бұрын

Is "jewels" code for Sub Prime Mortgage?

@yvesnux7264

Жыл бұрын

We're talking snow?

@2ndhandsextoy838

Жыл бұрын

The King of fake business.

O extremely great show BTW ,THIS IS definitely top favorite podcasts thanks tons brothers and hot sis

Great show thanks to all three of you for making me laugh out loud 😂📢

Tim foreshadowed the whole episode at 8:57 when Whitney asks, "What's this for? What are we celebrating?" and he says: "Well he's doing a nice... you know this is gonna be a big thing he's got mayonnaise..."

@briangalloway3684

Жыл бұрын

Fr tho 😂

@jorgepadilla9945

Жыл бұрын

Shes such a dick… he offers her champagne and says “no” as if she’s got huge stuff to go do. Ridiculous to commit to something and act annoyed

"the public is over hydrated" what an unbelievably quick thing to say. tim is seriously one of the best in the game of all time.

@raidzeromatt

Жыл бұрын

Isn't there a plastic liner in canned beverages? Or is that just the carbonated ones to stop the CO2 from reacting with the metal?

@christianpackard8674

Жыл бұрын

@@raidzeromatt ummm i'm not really sure to be quite honest with you.

@beejereeno2

Жыл бұрын

@@raidzeromatt no.

@raidzeromatt

Жыл бұрын

@@beejereeno2 no I meant, isn't there a plastic liner in ALL aluminum canned beverages There's a video you can watch where a guy melts the aluminum with some solvent that the plastic is resistant to I just didn't know if they all had them

@anthonyburton8393

Жыл бұрын

Tim is seriously one of the only comedians who have never once made me laugh

I literally just came back to see Tim saying “i think that’s probably about enough” on the last minute 😂😂😂😂😂 the best scene!!!!

this episode is insane. the chaotic energy these 3 have is so funny.

Whitney said, "Glasses don't help with illiteracy." 🤣 killed me dead.

We need Tim to narrate over this explaining what he’s thinking when Whitney’s talking

@z17seattle

Жыл бұрын

Oh you know what he’s thinking. 🤯🔫

Tim at the end...🤣🤣🤣 I think I laughed just as hard if not harder 😂

I love how Whitney is always trying to see where the camera is.

@stanleyfranks9891

Жыл бұрын

Thats because She's a Giant Narcissist and insufferable human being

@bingbongthegong

Жыл бұрын

They have monitors by the cameras. She's looking at those.

Tim’s face watching Bert prepare food is something I could watch weekly

@phlee1629

Жыл бұрын

yeah he was really grossed out lmfao

This was fun. Putting Tim and Whitney together is gold.

This was amazing, great chemistry. 💯

I'm literally dying. This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. They can't tell if it's the fart or the salmon they're tasting/smelling, all while Bert is dying laughing. I said the same thing. Damn, that's a lot of mayonnaise.

God, I can feel Tim's anxiety radiating through the screen. 😂 He is just hyper fixated on every ingredient Bert is preparing.

@jasondraughon8825

Жыл бұрын

It’s very important.

@stevepower778

Жыл бұрын

Fish over steak

@axos3130

Жыл бұрын

tim is a top notch comedian and thinker, i don't know if anxiety, but he's there to do a job. he's kind of like the whiskey ginger whatever his name is. similar persona and energy (although him i hate, he seems way less likeable).

@rocky13m

Жыл бұрын

I think its a mix of that and him trying to block out Whitney's screeching

@eduardoescobar1906

Жыл бұрын

them gay perks!, any straight guy would be fixated on Whitney god i didn't know she was this hot

Tim got me so good at the end with “No, I think that’s enough.” 😂😂😂

@HorribleHumorVideo

Жыл бұрын

Hilarious!! 😆

@JustinGalindoRealtor

Жыл бұрын

I rewatched that part so many times haha

@javiervarona001

Жыл бұрын

So quick with it too 😂

Just finished watching it but I have to see it again 😂😂😂😂

The funniest part of the whole episode is that fact that Whitney didn't land a single joke the entire time 😂😂

@1988ZER

Жыл бұрын

And normally some of them would have been funny. If they came from someone else or if Tim Dillion out joking everyone else

@Mitth.Raw.Nurudo

Жыл бұрын

I was wondering if anyone else would notice . Every single time

@lynchinjesus

Жыл бұрын

You could say that about her entire career.

@jzen1455

Жыл бұрын

Her funniest joke was "North Korea?" after Bert says he uses Korean Mayonaise. But Bert took that incredible funny joke to the next level when he said yes it''s North Korean and has a stricter taste.

I don’t care how many of these you do, this is the best one. Tim at the end saying “I think that’s about enough.” 😂 This was the funniest shit show ever.

Bert dying of laughter while Tim is trashing his food!! Hahahaha 😂😂

I've never felt more sympathetic towards anyone as I did for Bert at the end when they're roasting the mayo salmon. Tim and Whitney's reaction to Bert cope laughing was hilarious though.

Watching Tim's face twist in disgust as he observes Bert preparing that food was pretty funny.

This episode was 20% mayonnaise 80% yelling.

I love that Tim only cares about the food and is transfixed on all of it.

@johnmillay6790

Жыл бұрын

Tim knows how to make anything funny He found his mark and he went to work

@Ottophil

Жыл бұрын

@@johnmillay6790 i just don’t know how to find a gayer alex jones funny

@guyledouche6039

Жыл бұрын

@@Ottophil well u can keep on looking on where to find it or just move the f*** along

@guyledouche6039

Жыл бұрын

How can you not be fixated on the meal having a jowel filled with saliva lispy spit talker hovering over your food who touches his face constantly and never washes his hands? Oh and showers in the pool and is just gross in every regard... I'm shocked that people are willing to eat anything he prepares honestly lmfao

@GK-qc5ry

Жыл бұрын

Lol he doesn't even look at her when she talks

Dying laughing!! crying!! The best!! Best guest ever!!

The most I've laughed watching youtube in a long time. Thank you.

@WORKHUSTLEKILLx

Жыл бұрын

You are welcome.

Really needed the laughs this morning, thank y’all

I kept waiting for Tim Dillon to refer to the mayo covered salmon as a hate crime. Him roasting Bert and lamenting not getting cheeseburgers is pure gold. I just want to watch the last 10 minutes on a loop!

"Where did you get this recipe? Family court??" Tim Dillon is a national treasure 😂

Tim’s old joke going right over Whitney’s head was comedy gold 😭 “It’s not history” “We’ll for one of us it is”😂😂😂

@chelseascrazy

9 ай бұрын

I think he was referring to his mom just dying

When you watch Bert enough you will eventually start to laugh like him. Tim and Whitney trying your salmon reminded me of the cologne scene in the movie Anchorman 🤣 This content is absolutely amazing, so please keep it coming!

Tim casually trashing the food while still eating it is amazing 😂

I'm here for Tim's trolling of Bert's bad cooking and Whitney's bad botox

@eyesee1509

Жыл бұрын

If that's bad botox then sign me up.

@johnwoods5095

Жыл бұрын

She’s probably the sexiest comic in the game and I never even noticed the Botox but I think she’s just wearing a lot of makeup not Botox lol

@johnwoods5095

Жыл бұрын

Who’s hotter Whitney Cummings or Angelina Jolie?

@AleksandarIvanov69

Жыл бұрын

​@@johnwoods5095 Mark Normand. Who wants to f meth-based scarecrows?

@johnwoods5095

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

Tim Saved it! Bert laughing ridiculously hard at nothing is insane! Good pod Tim!

Between Berts grandma laugh and Tim saying May-naise.. I'm dying 😂

Bert licking his fingers constantly while preparing their food is peak Bert

@matta8569

Жыл бұрын

I loved Tim's face of disgust watching Bert make food lol

@josef2012

Жыл бұрын

Classic Bart 🤢

Tim’s look of disgust while Bert is cooking is awesome

i just found this show while ive been sick with the flu. Its really good, i dont know why i never gave it a shot before!

Great episode 👍

The only way to pull Bert out of a spiral of laughter is a few words from Whitney. Masterful work Tim.

Tim’s last two jokes (toast & and enough) in the last two minutes of the episode makes it worth watching the entire episode.

These are the absolute two PERFECT fkn guests together!!! Couldn’t wait to watch this one. And my god is Whitney absolutely GORGEOUS!! Holy shit man. Those green eyes with the dark hair? 😍 Stunning! Really starting to love watching this show. What a life this dude lives. 👊💪💯🔥🙏🏻❤️

Love this trio

The last 10 minutes had me crying, especially when Tim scooped the mayo up

@textmeontelegramakhi_tv8911

Жыл бұрын

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There were a couple moments where Whitney looked into the camera and I immediately fell in love! She looks great!

Tim is a rock star .. love you guys