It was so nice of cgb to give opponent another turn to draw gixes command! Such a gentle soul! ❤🥰

28:39 Helpful Bodyguard making sure Atraxa doesn't get hurt brings a joyful tear to my eye

Only cgb can produce the priceless hilarious videos of him getting the same card 50 times in a row 🤣

It's crazy how many times in this video there was a lethal but CGB only cares about making sure his opponent can't play. Blue player mindset.

Look for lethal plays with mishras foundry more often. You missed lethal on first game before you got gix's command.

42:00 BuT cGB yOu HAd LetHaL

@Lordidude

4 ай бұрын

A go for the throat getting back Sheoldred would have been a blowout.

@ninjablade2

4 ай бұрын

@@Lordidude They had lethal while leaving back the mite, whose ability only requires tapping and pyrexian mana; he had lethal with protection from removal~

Is it bad that I screamed "LETHAL" multiple times in this video? You're a clever one CBG, but sometimes you just need to punch.

@benjaminocampo7955

4 ай бұрын

It’s called engagement bait… Dang! He got me too! Lol😂

@jamesstevenson3116

4 ай бұрын

It’s like those stupid game ads where they purposely miss all the bonuses just so you’re like “wtf are you doing, idiot” and now I have to go play it to show em who’s boss

@professorkhepri

4 ай бұрын

No questions!!

Am I misunderstanding something here? Isn't a full on attack super lethal at 14:21 (even without the foundries)?

@anthonyellison5998

4 ай бұрын

It was, pretty sure CGB just got hyper focused on making sure they didn’t get back sheoldred 😂. Still got there but he’s definitely not used to looking for lethal lines with creatures

@matc241

4 ай бұрын

@@anthonyellison5998 Yep I just paused an counted there. Clearly more than 14 dmg going through, just turn everyone sideways is sometimes the way.

@kqwerty11

4 ай бұрын

He also could have declined the eiganjo land, kept Coppercoat on top, and buffed the whole squad for even easier lethal haha

@ubirajaralopes8415

4 ай бұрын

No, you didn't. And he missed lethal around 42:00 as well, when he could remove Lord Skitter and attack. I perceived that CGB is sistematically doing loose plays like this latelly. He might be overextending on the game, this may be compromising his abilities.

@fluffyfang4213

4 ай бұрын

@@kqwerty11 Boseiju* (but yeah :D)

"Get F*****, mono red!"

Surprised game one you took the extra land from Boseiju knowing there was a Coppercoat on top, better story in the end I guess

I was saying out loud "you have lethal, just remove their only blocker" as clicked go to combat xD Lucky they didn't draw an answer, haha

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! - best line ever, thanks for bringing that back CGB

I've been having so much fun with Delney lately. There are so many ways to build it, and who doesn't like a little doubling!

Missed lethal at 15:00 if just activated both foundry’s

@fuehwbdb3765

4 ай бұрын

Well math is for blockers 😂

@bumrayspannagan7259

4 ай бұрын

Even just one does it. Probably wouldn't have seen that play myself if it was me playing though. Much easier when I can sit there and pause a youtube video :P

Love the longer video, and the deck that doesn't take 15 minutes per turn! (That conspiracy/crime deck is painful to play against, and to watch).

@badbear2477

4 ай бұрын

He still found a way to overthink every turn anyways. Do I draw with the clue or do nothing? I have no other mana and no other plays….better go in the tank lol. He can’t escape himself haha.

@andresf003

4 ай бұрын

Po

It's so funny watching CGB have wincons and not see them because his mind is stuck in 4d chess. Like at 41:20 all he has to do is play the cathar and aattack all and he wins

@Lordidude

4 ай бұрын

A smart opponent would have waited with a go for the throat/cut down and got back sheoldred in an all-out attack. CGB would have lost in that case. It's better to bait out the spell before tapping out and let the opponent have shelly.

@CanWeSmash

4 ай бұрын

I think saying he would lose is debatable but I understand what you mean@@Lordidude

Throwing the streetwise in wg poison is pretty brutal. Sneaking toxic creatures through works.

This deck has so much Assemble the Players

What's the benefit of this card over auger of autumn? Just that it doesn't need coven?

Game two really needed the 'WASTED' overlay at the end.

The cat locked in in the best way possible.

Love your videos !! May the nonsenseass begin! I’ve made mythic on Boros convoke that I tweaked. Like this deck but simply don’t have the rares to build the hopefully initiate and assemble the players. What would you suggest as a good trade for them ? Thalia is great but seriously I hate the way you can only play one at a time. Any suggestions for swaps for rares (given I have a lot of white rares already ) would be appreciated. Thanks for the laughs and thanks for always explaining your thoughts during games. Really helps me. 😊

46:23, if I'm not mistaken that's 10 out of your top 14 cards being land in a deck with only 33% lands haha.

56:40 I'm very surprised you managed to win this game after forgetting a free attack with your Warden on that one turn! You easily would have won if you'd remembered to attack but even after forgetting you still managed to stomp your opponent, pretty amazing!

“No Questions!” gets funnier an funnier

I was thinking Assemble would go well in a B/W lifegain deck. Anything going wide with Bunnicorn would probably work, too.

You should try field of ruin in this deck I feel like the shuffle might help late game as a Sudo scry

42:00 As they say "math is for blockers"

I did a blue white build for flashy, countery and kitesail larsenist nonsense, works well

You ASSembled your deck very well. 😂

At 34:18 you could have used the Fox on a Bat which would have given you a BC back which you could have used on the other bat getting the other BC back to use on Sheoldred unless I am mistaken.

@rbeast70

4 ай бұрын

sry nvmd I forgot they go back to your hand

Oh wow this would work with flash cards on opponents turn too

How CGB feels about mono red is how I feel about Azorius control

"a lot of hopefuls lately..." lol

9:16 Why didn't you get the deathtoucher off the battlefield to give yourself attack possibilities?

Assembly the players say "each turn" so having flashy creatures mans you can actually use it on the opponents turn too....makes a good pair with Giada

But cgb you have to read the cards you put in your deck! Cgb: “I’m retiring from KZread”

Surviving the gix’s command was incredible.

Thanks CGB

41:18 they have 2 mana and 1 card, and only 1 blocker. What could it be, removal? Just Brutal Cathar their Skitter and then if they try to remove your Bodyguard to get back Sheoldred as a blocker, protect it with Skrelv, they have no blockers and you can swing for lethal easily.

Love the mana burn death ^_^

Making control players salty, my favorite pastime XD

Tear assunder assemble the players

CGB clearly a control player 😂

At 14:30 powering up foundry and attack all would have been exactly lethal, no? Am I missing something?

@HaizyFox

4 ай бұрын

Came to comment this. Could afford both foundries in fact and opponent was tapped out

The opening comment made this middle aged man giggle!

No Questions! Lmao

I am a mono red aggro player i think being red is just being straight forward no more complicated strategy just straight punch in your face mindset game to win

In response to the game against blue white control, who playing that deck in this meta is still on all those pain lands with all of the duals available to uw?

Is there a reason to not run Cavern of Souls in this considering how creature heavy it is?

Needs 1 forest, vs. nonbasic land destruction you can fetch your 1 green mana you need.

I´m mature enough to enjoy immature stuff. No questions.

Cg does hinata make each x 1 less on doppelgang or does it make each target cost 2 apoosed to 3 (xxxug) you would oay x for each target but hinata reduces the cost by 1 so does that 1 = x or is that 1 x number of targets off the total of the spell

CGB you gotta build the real deck about ass. Can we see pride of hull clade in either standard or historic brawl?

10/10 intro no notes

I saw selesnya and value and instantly thought about Rite of Harmony... Too slow to work here maybe?

I don't see how this deck actually wins against enemy board presence. It's got not nearly enough evasion and no reach.

41:40 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

Top of the deck is a lie, there is only digging. Through digging, I gain cards. Through cards, I gain choices. Through choices, I gain control. Through control, victory. Through victory, the salt is spilled.

Hey that's me! Thanks CGB

@covertgoblue

4 ай бұрын

You bet!

the cringe in the intro was right at the right level, nice content

You missed lethal, just wanted to let you know, in case you did not realize. Oh you did? Anyway 😜

Splash black for ass-trophy!

Less than 2min and the ass jokes are already terribly outdated. But let's continue... making control players suffer is important.

CGB content is much better than any Netflix junk.

I feel like Assemble could get rid of the "once per a turn" clause and still not be broken. Maybe im missing something though.

Another awesome video!

First one in Comments. we're literally here for the immature comments and game play. HIT IT!

Wouldn't lethal in game 1 be done if you activated both foundaries and swung out? 19 damage with only 2 blockers

You're a control player.

Love this list

CGB out A$$... Embling like that? A$$embling dad jokes like a boss? No questions! Marshall Mathers approved content.

you totally did not know that.

Those jokes are such an ass, love it.

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Nice intro, are u drunk dude? 😅

Too bad Assemble the Players doesn't have a kicker cost. Otherwise, you could just be there to kick ASS...emble the Players and chew bubble gum.

I cant believe you haven't been popping off with Doppelgang, that card works so well with ramp.

I searched for @$$ content...not recommended...search at your own risk

I do, in fact, miss the ass-pirate jokes!

cgb doesnt know how to play against red

GFMR

heh heh

Day 46 of asking for Covert Go Beard

cgb lied . There is no value and deck dies to gix command . If you are playing assemble the player , since you only gets 1 extra play a turn.flashing creatures are better like reinforcements. And the new card gives unblockable and double trigger 😅😅😅just to show how good cgbs deck building skill compared to his netdeck skill. Deck get f by lockdown and the other side of player just careless and getting f by his pain land.yep mtga 😅where player skill matters 🤡🤡🤡

Huh? I’m your audience and probably your age, they are super mature lol

This joke is getting asinine

Attack with all you could have won. WTF are you doing?

Is it just me or are there lots more ads recently? It's pretty annoying tbh

Day 5 of NO QUESTIONS!

I can't even play Bo1 anymore. You literally can hardly play anything besides Aggro and that's so boring.

Let's be honest, if any of were mature we wouldn't be watching you. Seriously.

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