Need money for a mountain. Anybody hiring?

@matt_glista

8 ай бұрын

"Sir, are these bloodstains on your resume?"

@RifflePowder

8 ай бұрын

@@matt_glista”No, it was the ketchup I was using to eat the you. I mean can I wear your skin?”

@Orangutan-oe5xn

8 ай бұрын

"sir, why are you in mental hospital clothing?"

@CEREBRALKILLER

8 ай бұрын

I've got just the perfect mountain in mind. Lol

@mineralmonster

8 ай бұрын

eat the bodies on the mountain for 5p and a half eaten bag of crisps/chips

"You're very observant for a man with a bag on his head." Priceless commentary. I love your videos.

@NeviusZ

7 ай бұрын

Sounds like jack sparrow

@Alcatrazz21

Ай бұрын

@@NeviusZFR

No one slaps an NPC like Crusty! Freakin hilarious.

@dhalav

8 ай бұрын

now that's not a back-handed compliment

@2pacisakilthemc21

8 ай бұрын

Crusty the best thing that happened to Hitman VR so far💯

''Did You choke on the responsibility?'' made me laugh.

Finally! Hitman again!

@P2Chill

8 ай бұрын

Hell yea been waiting for this too. ❤😅

Your comedic talent and acting combined with just the right amount of eccentricity. I LOVE IT.

@MidnightDStroyer

8 ай бұрын

I particularly like that Crusty did the old "slipping on a wet floor" gag when close to someone mopping the floor. Once was funny. Twice was frikkin' hilarious because I wasn't expecting it for a second time. Not so many times that it would become a stale joke (as stale as a muffin, perhaps?)...Twice was just right.

omfg the the wet floor antics with the guy mopping. This is why I love you. Attention to detail. Also, squeak sounds.

Wow. The humor in this video really is a step above. Not just the crazy, but the clear set up, delivery, and punch line. The editing in this was amazing too! Bravo! Encore!

This is why we don't have "Take your Assassin to Work Days"

He's like a hitman off Craig's list 😂😂

Okay this one had to be the funniest. The whole “it’s morphin time” had me dying. And the part where he smacks his boss into the glass absolutely hilarious

@RustyShacklefordReal

8 ай бұрын

My favorite part was when he said "it's crusty time" and crusted all over the place

Tickle interrogation has been outlawed by the Geneva convention, you monster!

That is exactly how we all want to treat our bosses, we envy you!

‘It is a terrible day to be a crab’ Sheer poetry. Keep up the good work!

47 going full Gollum-mode over a blueberry muffin... never thought I'd see the day XD Love it!

What in the world is this glorious unhinged madness! And why am I just NOW learning about it?

@IAmCrusty

8 ай бұрын

We haven't found an accurate definition yet

That shot at 8:58 was really good. Your mental health may be deteriorating, but your skills with a handgun are only getting better! So proud of ya!

"Oh! You're my boss!" Proceeds to smash his face against the glass

Man, the characters you play, the voices, the improv all just work so well. I'm consistently blown away by the editing and sound effects/design of your videos, the attention to detail is remarkable. It seems like every part of the process is its own beautiful little piece of an even beautiful-er puzzle and I just can't stop staring... I- I really can't...

@IAmCrusty

8 ай бұрын

I really appreciate comments like that so thank you. Goes a long way!

@jack_nic

8 ай бұрын

@@IAmCrusty Of course! I'm happy to fan the flames of a talented creative. Best wishes

Another banger ready to be unleashed to the masses.

Crusty has the vibe of a guy whose consciousness got stuck in VR and he’s spent an eternity slowly going insane with no choice but to play VR games.

"Your very observant for a man with a bag over his head" 😆.

He’s back with a vengeance and I’m here for every second of it

“My little girl isn’t a bloody hamster!” Is the best thing I’ve heard today

crusty was the only person who wished me a happy birthday on my 16th bday. i love crusty

Just when you think this man has descended as deep into madness as a person can get, he grabs a shovel. And eats it.

By feck have I missed this series. 😂

Crustys ‘Hitman’ is like a psychopath who enjoys his job too much, but is pissed when he’s interrupted while ‘doing it’ playing with the dead and assaulting the unconscious. Who in good faith gave this man a weapon? 😂 no matter, he’ll kill with a muffin if he needs to.

Looking forward to more crazy shenanigans 😀

Crusty we love your content and everything about it

“Did you choke on the responsibility?!” 😂😂

His aim has gotten so much better. He hit that dude across the room 🤣

Cant wait but I'm most likely gonna pass out by the time it starts

@IAmCrusty

8 ай бұрын

Pass out now and wake up when it starts 👍

@crowdedbunny4004

8 ай бұрын

woke up an hour too late but watching it now lol

the slipping bit was too fucking good 😆

You are a comedic genius. I could watch full movies with this talent.

Bro I love you videos!!!!!🎉

@IAmCrusty

8 ай бұрын

Crusty loves that you love his videos!

You manage to make an ordinary VR game level into an incredibly immersive, dramatic and hilarious experience. Love it.

I always loved the hit man vr videos

Love how the merchant stopped saying her sales pitch right after he said it's a terrible day to be a crab. That is comedic timing right there.

You are unhinged, sir. And I'm here for it 😂 Very creative too. Please keep making videos.

Just found your channel, and it's been a while since I have laughed so hard! I'd love to play online with you, it would be an utter riot I suspect! Keep up the lolz my good man.

7:44 well that escalted quick

Crusty actively teaching us the 4 rules of gun safety

@IAmCrusty

8 ай бұрын

I do what I can

Bro said the best kind 😂

6:13 Panic averted! Random guy: OUT OF MY WAY IM STEALING YOUR DAM Muffin Crusty: Bloody Hell

This is truly art like. Well done. You're definitely a comedian inside. I love the personality you have in VR. Well done. ❤

2:02 "come in peace" COMBAT

Your insanity never gets old 😂

I am forever scared of rubber ducks now. I saw one yesterday and it scared me to death. My niece thought I was insane but my first reaction was, "leave the bloody duck alone!"

Let the insanity begin!!!! Lol love these videos

This is just as funny as the time I watched a hitman video where they were using the randomizer mod along with a mod that gave the npc's weapons and two of them got into a shootout with tranquilizer guns at a distance of about three feet from each other.

4:13 goddam it!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I feel like since Ive started watching your videos your mental state degraded even more over the time. I loved the scene with "You dont want to ride your Chu Chu" Said like a true madman xD Love you Crusty, you are outstanding.

5:15 bro went ohhaaaahhh😂😂

This one favorite is without a mention an idea of possibly a shadow that may indeed project from that indubitable greatness the doubt.

😂😂😂😂😂😂 more wacky adventures mate 😂😂😂😂😂

" oh someone don't like his cho-cho" gets fricking shot at

Bro the think fast with the tangerines we’re hilarious 😂😂😂 keep up the good work crusty maybe do some more star wars VR like the old days

See, now this is why I refuse to work in an office; its a hostile work envoirnment. Agent Crusty-Seven needs to go on another vacation and relax.

I laughed my ass off in the first minute after a bad day thank you crusty ❤

Honestly crusty is the funniest Hitman ever. Why would make a Madman into a hitman, I have no idea. But apparently being deranged is a benefit.

This guy is the funniest KZreadr, he’s my favourite

“Someone doesn’t like his choo choo”😂😂

I never realized how hilarious psychopathy could be.

T posing to assert dominance.

7:30 bro turned into bane for approximately 1.09 seconds

This guy is hilarious. Give this man more subs

“A terrible day to be a crab”

Year ago I thought that I was on lowest low of my life, and Crusty's videos helped me to make it through. Today I can tell that my new lowest low is now. So, here I am again.

@IAmCrusty

8 ай бұрын

You've climbed higher before and you can do it again! Bad times don't last and you've got a smile owed to you in the near future 👍

@vadimc2144

8 ай бұрын

@@IAmCrusty thanks, man. Appreciate it, for real🤜🤛

2:40 Im dead😂😂😂

I agree, Derek should have just told him where the fucking muffin was!

The Massacre… Perfect

"Did you choke on responsibility?" Lol

Love this series the most of all. Cheers crusty! ❤

Congrats on 700k! Well deserved.

A honey bee on Europa 😂

Derek.... Derek.... Derek..... never deprive Crusty of his muffin.

ABSOLUTELY LOVE your videos man! They always bring laughter to my life and the characters and stories you have created are just THE TITS! Never stop being you my good sir and please, keep on keepin on my friend!😊

Finally someone that’s makes good content❤

When the duck talked I 😂😂😂😂

5:13 The old guy is clearly an insurance scammer. He'll turn up the next day with a neck brace and Saul Goodman in tow.

I’m belly laughing at “my wife married a spider monkey….huAGH”

That solo at the end ❤❤❤

Best one so far need more of these!!!

"Sweety, Hapsters don't live to 12" lmao

Hey, you ever thought of using the Hitman VR Mod for Bonus Maps? It works pretty well, you can do VR in maps that don't have it.

0:10 The backhanded slap across the face here. 😂😂😂

"Did you choke on the responsibility?!"

Literally... Snipe ALL the golden bells...

can't wait

Hell yes another Hitman video!! These are the best right next to your Skyrim ones!

This was a great video! It's the small things and details that make this so so funny!

Crusty, you have officially lost it... The way you just act for 1 second has me rolling on the ground laughing while trying to gasp for air.

@IAmCrusty

8 ай бұрын

Never had it

At 12:30, NOT Crusty pulling a "No Russian" on the market place😬🤣

When a man walks around with his arm out, only good things happen.

Love the content I've been seeing looks like being a hitman is more difficult than having an actual job haha

I haven’t been here in so long, I freaking love these videos

Did the guy in military uniform really take issue with killing? 😂

Australian Rick became a pirate who time traveled to the future. Seeing as its crazy as hell these days, he goes insane and just.. exists

Lets go another hitman video