Currently looking for the best interpretations of what the first guy said. Give it a shot!

@JA9339

3 жыл бұрын

I want to plant a field of head flowers…..they will all be named crusty.

@cthulhu3219

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hey bob aha me le bob

@MarinerKyle

3 жыл бұрын

Seemed pretty obvious if you listened, you little blinky sparkle. "Don't help out, but I-I- would thieve alot, though." "Oh yeah, everyone has stuff to take.". I think you followed their instructions fairly well.

@BeyondCypher699

3 жыл бұрын

You make the best movies

@BeyondCypher699

3 жыл бұрын

Jk best vids

'... I have angered the chickens.' Why did that make me laugh?

When he learned that he could clap, I felt that

13:39 Crusty swearing at the dinosaur was priceless.

@oneman9918

2 жыл бұрын

Background app refresh Hah Hah

3:24 me telling my mom I could survive jumping out of a plane right before it crashes

Finally some crusty to turn my frown upsidedown

Ah yes. Time to lose my sanity in a very good way

So this is what it would be like if Crusty suddenly became the only smart person on Earth

@IAmCrusty

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I really do feel like the floobahgubladoodum

@LostWolf911

2 жыл бұрын

@@IAmCrusty you gotta be the funniest YT creator out there 😂

@PopeRocket

Жыл бұрын

"if"?

@Macaroni302

Жыл бұрын

@@IAmCrusty u mean the globglobgalab? :]

@slick527

10 ай бұрын

​@@IAmCrustylol

Let me just say how fitting it is to see crusty playing a game where someone’s name is Robin Steele (cause it sounds like Rob and Steal which is something crusty would do in any VR game that lets him)

The npc dialog makes this video just as hilarious XD

“Someone call an ambulance I think he’s having a stroke” -crusty

1:52 I haven't laughed like that in a good little while. Stuff like this is why I'm subscribed!

18:14 lol "Wally is right there"

This is quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen

“ sir that’s a pig it’s immoral “ that’s gotta be the best line in a crusty video 😂

1:02 Had me rollin lmfaoo

I almost cried when he put it back and said I'll dream of the adventures we never had

Nothing like a Crusty video to cure the blues. Lovely stuff.

@justinsanford6626

5 ай бұрын

i know right

We need another installment pleeeeeease!

I hope there will be a follow up to this…I foresee Robin Steele being a leviathan in disguise.

Imagine being Crusty's neighbor and only hearing him through the walls.

@syvulpie

Жыл бұрын

"Why do I hear boss music" - His neighbour probably.

@calinmcneil4561

Жыл бұрын

That would be funny

@user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man

Жыл бұрын

“PUT DOWN THE GUN”

Damn i instantly cracked at the start when you just blurted out "What?" and just the blank expression of the dudes face made me almost piss myself.

3:24 give the voice actor a raise on young that long line in 1 breathe

I love at 3:24 when crusty is staring at the one guy

13:51 that face though

I couldn't stop laughing I almost passed out

@syvulpie

2 жыл бұрын

The buttcrack one almost made me pass out lol.

This is hilarious 😂

This is my comfort video, thank you crusty :3 I’m so glad I found this channel, keep up with the amazing content 😁 and please please we need another episode of this!!!

“Is there an atm nearby yours is busted” 🤣🤣🤣 Omg i fing died

There is something unexplainably creepy about this game.

I find it so funny when Crusty swears

I must say that I am seriously impressed by how the game responds to every little thing he does.... very expressive characters, feels more like a short animated movie.

i-is this what its like to be high and be watching the muppets

i cant stop laughing im so checking this game out!! best vid everrr

If crusty was the last human in existence, being an idol for our entire race amongst many alien races. Living by his own code in the stars, however messed up and unidentifiable that code is . I'd be okay with that.

It’s my favorite mentally stable man!

Thank you! I've never laughed so hard in seems like forever, but your videos are AWESOME! Loved the candy bar butt scene!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@dontworrybhappy8083

2 жыл бұрын

How did you mistaken a ticket for a candy bar

Monkeypeanut is my favorite new description of a lemon I've heard yet

1:28 i don’t know why but when he was fighting with the dude to put down the “gun” i died 😂 😭

ive just finished binge watching your entire channel up to this point. i love your content.

"Someone call an ambulance I think this guys having a stroke!" Had me laughing😂😂😂

Please post the next one!!!! ❤️

I will probably never see Crusty's face but I am 90% sure that he's Captain Jack Sparrow.

@mommyoftoomanywilson6745

3 жыл бұрын

He shows his face sometimes. Mostly on his other channel.

We need a part 2

This is so funny the way they speak had me in tears

gotta love it when crusty just goes all out on war crimes and nobody bats an eye but when he tries to do something civil? oh they lose their shit Lol but seriously tho crusty you make great content keep it up lad

When the chickens got mad i was waiting so bad when Crusty slaps the chicken. Crusty likes to bitch slap NPCs

"The atm nearby is busted" HAH🤣

A new game for new insanity... awesome! >:D

“You absolute…. Donut”

You'd make an excellent protagonist. Wait, you already are one.

Ok but this game is hilarious

That dance sequence was ADORABLE

This video is amazing, I was crying from the beginning 🤣💀

This game was crazier than your usual crazy games, and your usual crazy games are pretty crazy themselves.

Congrats on 300k, Crusty!! Well deserved! 1 mil in no time!

Fan: knock knock Crusty: I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

It was nice to meet you Robin Steele… Or should I say. ROB’N STEAL!

Now you know what it's like being a Bus driver dealing with oddly strange customers... Fun isn't it. Love the humour on your videos and I don't even play video games.

@IAmCrusty Loved this one!! Creepy little weirdos! You fit right in!! Looking forward to more of this!!

alternative title: crusty messing with people's shit and having a stroke.

Loved this.

not even a minute in yet and already laughing like crazy lmao

the fact he wanted the fluffy guy so badly the first time but when he sees him again he tries to flush him down the toilet.. top 5 saddest anime betrayals.

I don't know if anyone else has thought this not, I'm rarely in any comment sections, but who else thinks Crusty should have been cast in A Clockwork Orange?

@IAmCrusty

3 жыл бұрын

I'd love to be but the creation of said movie is well before I was born lol

@vanillavalhalla4482

3 жыл бұрын

@@IAmCrusty The magnificent Crusty Crusty couldn't devise a scheme to travel to the past, be in said movie, and then be back in his own timeline, watching it on his couch?

Also he’s like oh this is gonna be so cool but then he’s like oh no this is a scary game

I love watching a sad mans sanity slowly crumble away

This was absolutely hilarious game choice. Suits you well. I hope we see more!

1:48 cracked me up! 😀

!NOW this is some lovely intertanement

Ive watched every video you have posted. Im not a big fan of movies, but this has made me a more liker of movies. Keep on going!

Congrats on 300k!!

Oooh... fire! - crusty

@IdonnaRose

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@coleclark185

3 жыл бұрын

@@IdonnaRose lol

Already watch the whole thing on stream but I might as well watch it again.

I'm 100% convinced crusty is just Johnny Dep.

This is gold!

I like how IAmcrusty says "bloody hell stupid"

love your vids so i am loving this

your vids are fan- bloody tastic

I'm crying in laughter

that puzzl worker:oh baba im in a labor

Great content as always! I only take issue with the way the other characters are portrayed. My experience with customer service has shown me that most people aren't quite that intelligent.

@IAmCrusty

3 жыл бұрын

As somebody who also has experience with public facing jobs, I agree.

Love it :)

Bro I nearly died when it was like Dino Dino

This game looks really fun and I wish it could come to psvr soon. It's being 4 months since their last update so it is disappointing. At least I can watch Crusty being very funny. 😩😂

FR I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

Crusty has the best VR videos on KZread change my Mind

OMG, I have less trouble translating spoken Simlish! Crusty: "Any second, someone's gonna get hit by a truck." Ok, a police car, not a truck. But anyway, who didn't see that coming from a mile away?...police car? from a mile away? Get it? Heh! Never mind, I'll just go sit in the corner & babble incoherently now.

Rob n Steal... CEO... Classic pun

The police officer getting hit by a police car and then the confetti just sent me

This game is EXACTLY what IT is like working for wallmart.

Well at least Crusty is accepting who he is

Excellent. Good too see a funny non violent video mate. You got good funny jokes when games are oqward. Enjoy your day

We need another episode of this Crusty! Please!?

3:34 This guy never shuts up XD

This video is a good metaphor for being the only person in the world that makes sense while everyone else speaks gibberish

Not even 40 sec in and im already dying 😆😂

He said. WELCOME TO COURT, YOU HAVE COMMITED CRIMES

All I did was look up floor plan 2 in the search bar and found you! You’re actually really funny you deserve my sub

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