That man was so lucky to be able to test crustys squish device

@IAmCrusty

2 жыл бұрын

It was a lot of pressure to be that guy, but he didn't wine about it. Honestly he's the kind of hero we all preserve

@narutosfrienddeku4328

2 жыл бұрын

@@IAmCrusty greetings lord crusty.

@TimothyHuffGuitar

2 жыл бұрын

That was so awesome! I got a laugh out of that

@stacyjenkins2372

Жыл бұрын

I agree

this feels like im watching a modern dayJack Sparow play a game drunk and nonsensical but somehow getting away with it all despite that

@Legatus_cubing

2 жыл бұрын

That’s what I’m saying

@altorins

2 жыл бұрын

good it wasn't just me thinking that...

@spiwolf6998

Жыл бұрын

"We're past G. There's no time for 'gurgle'," absolutely sounds like a Johnny Depp improve line.

5:25 that npc was so petrified at what crusty said he just had to break the laws of npc's and actually respond to the player

I like how Crusty makes this trained merciless assassin completely socially awkward.

@IAmCrusty

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha it's part of the act hahahahaah

@lb22b

2 жыл бұрын

@@IAmCrusty sure it is

@gemmabutterworth1208

2 жыл бұрын

He's 4ight

@andrewkerr8829

2 жыл бұрын

lol exactly

@Chetloore

Жыл бұрын

His joy is contagious

9:25 I have never seen a man go bonk so gracefully in my life...

Crusty never misses a shot he always hits his intended target of striking fear in his enemies hearts several times before finally unaliving them.

@dr.bright6272

2 жыл бұрын

It's their fault for not running after the first warning shot.

"Billy was a waiter man who couldn't wait his turn! So Crusty was a hitman-man who STUFFED HIM IN AN URN!" That has got to be the best thing I've heard this year Edit: it sti is the best thing I've heard this year

@stacyjenkins2372

Жыл бұрын

I know

05:23 Well, that IS the only appropriate response to that. And the timing was perfect, seems like Crusty's monologues permeate the fourth wall now.

11:20 till 11:28 is how I feel daily 😂

1:39 That little *clap clap* got me! 🤣

This guy sounds and acts like Jack Sparrow, I LOVE IT!!!!!

@the_realbwkool

2 жыл бұрын

same here lmao

@TheWarmotor

2 жыл бұрын

Keith Richards mixed with a psycho killer

@SMOKEGAMESYT

2 жыл бұрын

that is so true

@thediamondfighter4973

2 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking that

Please, keep the Hitman stuff coming, Sir Crusty. Very entertaining if I do say so myself!!

@west3918

2 жыл бұрын

they're my favourite videos as well

*Dying to high-speed lead poisoning* Crusty: Well that's my evening ruined. He only said his *evening* was ruined. I'll take this to imply that Crusty is immortal and this is only a minor inconvenience.

Crusty is my inner little kid voice every time I play VR 😂 I love it! Your videos never fail to make me laugh!

Jack Sparrow at it again!

The fact that the fish makes a reappearance in every episode I’ve watched so far makes this so much more enjoyable.

Let's goo perfect timing

As a Czech I appreciate Humoresque from Antonín Dvořák at the beginning.

his dance moves are fire

I swear we need a vr game like this from the ground up for vr

@IAmCrusty

2 жыл бұрын

Yes please.

@mineralmonster

9 ай бұрын

it could be called "CRUSTYVR"

Crusty really knows how to "take care" of witnesses to his work

I love this video, the briefcase bit at the beginning and the I want to find someone to push always has me laughing

Your content is so good whilest so underrated. It’s just masterpiece!! Super funny and good video as always

@IAmCrusty

2 жыл бұрын

You're too kind! And I appreciate it immensely

@FairPlayerEN

2 жыл бұрын

@@IAmCrusty No I appreciate you! You’re the inspiration for me

4:53 may I have some of that jam good sir?

@IAmCrusty

2 жыл бұрын

Bring your own jars and watch out for nails

@lamechannelboring4008

2 жыл бұрын

@@IAmCrusty will do.

"what moisturizer do you use? it's not working" quote of the year 2022

2:47 “Look out” >Punches woman< 😂😂

The musical bits add a nice touch of Walt Dysentery to the proceedings.

The fact that crusty is a normal person in real life and in VR he turns into a awkward but psycho assassin

Excellent, this is all going according to plan

@themadoz847

2 жыл бұрын

@@ContantWife stop promoting yourself

@themadoz847

2 жыл бұрын

This is Crusty’s show

This man's dark sense of humor warms my insides lol good news everyone we've got jam 🤣🤣🤣

Crusty your meltdown on this video is hilarious, it always makes me laugh ❤

Oh crusty how you make my day better 😌 loving the hitman content!

5:22 perfectly timed reaction from the npc 🤣

This guy would be a riot to hire for a party to just go around making scenes lol

Omg yes. Best vr youtuber ever. Please continue to cause chaos thanks :)

Thanks for the morning laughs .

I love he's character role 🤣🤣🤣⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Words can't express how much I needed to come across your content. I didn't think I'd be able to genuinely laugh and smile again for a while.. the pains still there but this helps so much.. Happily subscribed and can not wait to watch all these videos and see your future content!

Please do more hitman it is the best content of all time

Definitely need more of this, Love it!!!

Just discovered you a few days ago. Im loving these hitman vr videos. Your hilarious

"Good news everyone! We've Got jam"

Another awesome video. I wonder if they ever gonna make Pirates of the Caribbean VR game, then Crusty can play as himself. 😁

@IAmCrusty

2 жыл бұрын

I think if that happened I would be conscious of it and then would actually fake a voice lol

@666devillord

2 жыл бұрын

@@IAmCrusty But it still gonna be a great video nonetheless. 👍

Don’t worry Crusty, you’ll get the likes you deserve! This is top notch stuff, seriously funny! 🤣

Just what I needed today ❤️

I found your channel a few days ago and i have been loving your videos since....KEEP UP THE GREAT CONTENT

You're so hilarious I'm crying!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dinahblakely1888

2 жыл бұрын

@@ContantWife no not really but that's really cool. I hope you'll get a lot of subscribers one day.😊

how have I only just found you? omg I have been in tears listening to you mate think I've found my new youtube favourite ! amazing work

These videos make my day. Pure gold.

OMG, the grape squisher was baller!

I saved this for Monday morning. Now my week will be better ☺️

Controllable arms and hands are the greatest thing VR had visited upon us.

The indiscriminate firing at the end was the piece de resistance my friend.

I love this you're so phychotic It's hallarious, gives me Joker vibes.

@FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKKKKK

2 жыл бұрын

Jack sparrow x joker lol

this is def one of my fav Hitman vids!

The Scream is SO relatable!

Hitman is endless content!!! I also enjoyed watching your videos on this, and your imagination is on point! lol

Intro is immaculate

Keep the Hitman Videos coming love it.

Love your vids bro , keep going with the amazing funny jokes

And that’s how you take a game rated ***VIOLENT*** ,and make it ***VIOLENTER!***

Video is immaculate

Good news we have jam .... after a crappy day this is so enjoyable, and the fish returns ... laughing so hard - thanks Crusty.

so glad i found your channel crusty

the mingling scene at the beginning of the party was the funniest thing ive seen in a long time

YOUR CONTENT IS SOO GOOD KEEP MAKING IT

I love how crusty is asasin but hes scared of socity

Hitman is perfect for your style of comedy

Perfect, another Crusty Video

The way Crusty plays this makes it feel like a Hunter S. Thompson simulator

Makes my day , truly hilarious

Found you channel today, but I love your content, it made my day better

@IAmCrusty

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome! We do dumb stuff here

@jaromirdohnalek8656

2 жыл бұрын

@@IAmCrusty Thank you, I'll fit in perfectly then

“What moisturizer do you use? ‘Cause it isn’t working” I have a cold and I laughed so hard to the point where I now need to clean up 😂

This is just great!

More! The rage is awesome 😭🪓

I literally died when he said “I’ve got some news for ya” woman takes briefcase to side of face” omg lol

"GOOd news everyone. We Got Jam" LMAO

Brilliant as always

what a polite gentleman for helping crusty test the squish device

Instead of running he stood there arms up in amazement, excited to try the squish machine.

This video made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.

4:55 Wanna see a disappearing act? Joker: *stabs guy in eye with pencil* Him: *crushes guy with press* Both: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love how he always sounds drunk!

4:55 they deserve that for no lock out tag on that squisher

This was brilliant

9:27 he got da hops

Perfection 🥰

i swear watching these hitman vr vids of yours all i can picture in my head is captain jack sparrow playing hitman XD

how could i forget the edit, the way your voice changed to microphone when addressing the garden party

9:32 THAT WAS SOME AIR HOLY SHIT!!!

For some reason, I just knew that girl walking down the stairs was going to trigger something! It's been a while since I've laughed so hard at vast amounts of brutal homicide! 🤣🔪 9:26 that make anyone else think of 3 pointer shot or something. Crusty dunkin the murders "nothing but neck" 🏀💀😆

I don't know how it plays but VR is such an amazing tool for such RP comedy.

5:00 Oh look, son, a Playdough Press! Watch out for the spaghetti strings!

Bro I’m so addicted to ur videos😍😍

It's like a slightly crazy captain jack sparrow playing hitman

He's had to dream the magic hands🤣🤣🤣

You are my favorite KZread

Lol by far one of the best Hit man 3 videos crusty love it plus I have hitman 3 and 2 when I brought deluxe version on the ps4 plus how do you move

Billy was a waiter who couldn’t wait his turn So crusty is a hit man who stuffed him in an urn *BARS*

Some say he is still testing the squish device to this day