"You think mustache gives you a personality but it doesn't" Whoa Crusty murdered that man without a single touch or bullet

@tgbhnejdmnhfbernj

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, crusty kinda murdered himself too with that one

@Earflight

2 жыл бұрын

I feel attacked

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

2 жыл бұрын

His delivery makes me think of a pissed off Jack Sparrow

"I reached for the shoulder, I got boob." quote of the day right there

@nachonoodle8468

Жыл бұрын

i can't- lol

laughed my ass off when she took of to space like a rocket and crusty was just casual about it

I am in awe of the AI for the NPC characters. The devs must have spent at least an hour on it.

@saiyamsandhir8246

Жыл бұрын

Years

love this series so far, you never fail to make me laugh

@crookster6374

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@jimbob-jn6jz

2 жыл бұрын

Clickbait! Where the part in the thumbnail?

your hitman vr series is the best thing to ever happen to me

@mrtufflebumps1176

Жыл бұрын

Simp-ly wonderful comment, I hope he notices you ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@nachonoodle8468

Жыл бұрын

@@mrtufflebumps1176 lol-

This is so incredibly funny to me, i watched you for the first time last night and the commentary got me hooked instantly

@IAmCrusty

2 жыл бұрын

I will apologise for the rest of the videos ahead of time

“There we go my dear, fly like a swan”…..damn near choked on my drink from laughing. LOL

Almost spitted my drink to the screen after seeing that woman flying to the atmosphere :D this game is a masterpiece

I love how the guards just fire into the crowd and manage to only hit the hitman.

I swear crustys timing is impeccable. Just got off work and heres a new video to watch!

Watching Crusty play Hitman VR makes me forget how much I hate trying to play Hitman in VR. My favorite series of all time, by far, and this is how I'm interacting with it's newest version lol

@mrjohnnyk

2 жыл бұрын

I finally found a use for VR games. Watching this guy play them.

@AveryHyena

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrjohnnyk This isn't a vr game

@thealexguy1486

2 жыл бұрын

@@AveryHyena wdym? It is

I just found this man. And now i shall spend hours to catch up. Subscribed!!

@roytrenneman2200

2 жыл бұрын

Have fun it's addictive! 😆

Fish. The cameo no-one knew they needed. Highly appreciated.

In addition to the Captain Jack Sparrow delivery, is it just me or does anyone else also get a note of Claude Rains as the Invisible Man back in 1933? When Crusty goes into full-on megalomaniac mode and uses words such as "kneel" and "grovel" it reminds me so much of Rains' fantastic voice.

I’ve never seen the appeal of watching other people play video games, but my god you are hilarious. My mum is in hospital after having a bleed on the brain and she’s been told she has cancer and it’s devastated us all. I’m getting through it by watching your videos. You are hilarious and you are wildly entertaining. I have no idea how I found you but I praise whatever algorithm brought you to me!

@benjaminjohnson3755

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry to hear about your mom. I'm not a big fan of watching other people play games, but a select few help me get through rough times as well, especially when it's too difficult to focus on playing games myself.

@IAmCrusty

2 жыл бұрын

Very sorry about your situation! That's truly awful. I'm glad I can help in some small way.

I always enjoy it when Crusty channels his inner Monty Python when he picks up a fish.

I can’t stop laughing at this guys antics 💀

Love the VR Hitman series 💯 You make me laugh, haha

IAmCrusty... wow, I'm a new viewer and have binge watched all of your videos and can't wait for more. Every video is a trip, keep up the good work sir!

In the beginning when he shoots the chandelier .. it instantly reminded me of True Lies when Arnold resists backhanding Bill Paxton in the Corvette.. great scene

Just found your channel yesterday bro, binged quite a few of your videos and just gotta say I love the content! Your hitman ones are my favorite, and for some reason you sound like Captain Jack Sparrow to me, and I can' get over it lmao Keep up the awesome work brother!

@47ravenlord

2 жыл бұрын

He does the hand gestures too and i have the opposite reaction as you......video after video of Captain Jack Sparrow is really, really, friggin weird.

@mrtufflebumps1176

Жыл бұрын

Yeah Captain Jack Sparrow from Wish 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You are a genius. It's the internal monologue externalised with the adorable accent. It's just bonkas. Love it. I mean "wait for the big reveal.... FISH!! WOBBLY WOBBLY FISH" 🤣 Oscar right there.

I love you Crusty, these Hitman videos are perfect.

@mrtufflebumps1176

Жыл бұрын

Simp-ly wonderful comment, I hope he notices you bro ❤️❤️❤️❤️

that woman getting yeeted into orbit🤣

2:23 The model's head 😂

You sir, show the nonchalant charme of a Jack Sparrow and the utter madness of a Trevor Philipps. Consider me subscribed!

@lexxitup4903

2 жыл бұрын

Also Murdoc from the Gorillaz

5:07 Cracking up like there's no tomorrow

Servin' up some feeeessh at the fashion show! 🤣

Absolutely, dare I to say it, marvellous

You know, sometimes i make plans, but life gets through me and these videos. Thanks as always for the laughs man.

10:53 - Ascend, you beautiful dead creature! 😂

this kind of content is what makes virtual reality fun to watch. 😂😂😂

“I found a naked body “ “ Nobody likes a bragger “ 😂😂 This guy is fkin hilarious, cracks me up every time

Been watching your stuff since I saw you in one of Krojak's The Forest videos six or something years ago, and I swear it just keeps getting better and better. Loved watching you play Hitman on your other channel, and the VR videos just takes it to a new level. Also they were the final reason I needed to get a VR set myself. Keep up the good work, you beautiful bastard.

@mrtufflebumps1176

Жыл бұрын

Oooooh the simp is strong in this comment, I really hope he notices you bro ❤️❤️❤️❤️

"Professional Stuntman, give him a hand." lmfao

There are more people in that room than ALL of Cyberpunk 2077 🤣

Crusty as a hitman in a fancy party is like noticing a floater in the swimming pool for the first time... "Oooh! Ahhh! That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming." ~Dr. Ian Malcolm, "Jurassic Park 2"

3:07 Ready for the big reveal? Fish! Fish! Wobbly Wobbly Fish! 🤣

If the ghost woman from The Ring movies appeared on Crusty's TVs, SHE would be in danger.

Wonderfully chaotic and enjoying to watch! Thanks, Crusty!

"Plase don't shoot me. It tickles badly." Been binging Crusty's videos for a while now. Every one if them had at least one section (usually several) that makes me laugh out loud.

"An apology wouldn't be out of place." "Well, for most people it wouldn't, but I...don't respect you" 😂

Love how he runs with arms outstretched.

I was eating when 5:06 happened and it made my stomach smile.

Viking Voldemort, fucking brilliant

6:54 he even does Jack Sparrow’s hand motions looool

True genius revealed here, FISH on the runway? Brilliant!!!

The hand movements are golden 🤣😂

3:18 - 4:21 is a Joker moment

*You're brilliant; it's your commentary that makes these, but your voice adds to the beauty.

@mrtufflebumps1176

Жыл бұрын

This comment is simp level 1000, I really hope he notices you bro ❤️❤️❤️❤️

This is pure, absolute gold

Your videos are so funny, and enjoyable, that i like the video before it even plays. Keep doing what you do brotha, this content is gold.

@IAmCrusty

10 ай бұрын

I appreciate that 😀

I'll hire this hit man.

Man i just discovered you and i love your content! Especially this series. Its made for you. Thanks for all the laughing you gave me. Your work is important than actually we do not have that much to laugh about these days. Have a great weekend!

@mrtufflebumps1176

Жыл бұрын

Man this is a simp-ly wonderful comment, I hope he notices you bro ❤️❤️❤️❤️

This is 100 times better than any Disney movie released in the last 4 years.

4:54 the lady needs a drink

lmao "Good effort! Good effort!"

Absolute gold my man lol the jack sparrow accent sets it off!

that ending was immaculate

Next time I smell fish I'm running in the opposite direction.

How have I managed to miss you all this time? Instant subscribe. Well done.

This is pure gold. MORE!

That one part you smacked that guy with a fish got stuck into my head and made me laugh so hard!

Dude, these Hitman VR vids are just excellent! 😊😂 I literally pissed myself laughing. Literally... 🤔 ✌🏼😁👌🏼

@officialarp8128

2 жыл бұрын

You might wanna get that checked out

@Iugeer

2 жыл бұрын

i urinated when the woman flew away

@mrtufflebumps1176

Жыл бұрын

You tried so hard with your comment, bless your simping ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Hitman VR with Crusty is the best fucking part of my day, I tell you what.

Oh my gosh the Hitman VR's you do are the best 😂😂

Bahahaha "fly like a swan!!!"

LOL I think this is the first video of yours that ive seen and it was great! You were like a mix of Jack Sparrow, Hannibal Lecter, and just a bit of The Joker XD!!!! I'm subscribing!

To put this as accurately as possible, You sir are thee Captain Jack Sparrow of Hitman. Farwell good sire.

Great video! As always!!!! Thanks Crusty

This must be the real purpose of VR. Love it 😂

Hilarious and well done as always ☺️

The woman flying into the sky took me out 😂

"Command, how do you read?" "Can you not read?" The best joke 😂

I love this series!

Crustys neighbours be like this guy's a psychopath 😅

Absolutely brilliant and scary when ya think about the influence of kids get hold of VR Hitman especially Crusty styley hahaha!! Comedy gold brother 👍✊

Fish. Wibbly, wobbly fish 😂😂

The drunken Jack Sparrow act was great!

Always a nice addition to my day

This is Gentlemen level greatness here Crusty, Bravo.

Crusty made me laugh when he was doing the cat walk here's not right 🤣😅🤣🤣😅🤣 love it

Now that I've finished my time machine I can go back and watch this 9 months ago when the weather was warm and the church bells sounded happy. Obviously I'll avoid changing history when I go back in time because only the gods should tamper with history and my time machine looks nothing like a police box.

10:53 I wanna fly sky high.

I always lose it when he manages to yeet his victims to the moon

crusty: EveryoneSs skin Me: SQUID GA- Plus more funnys lik this pleass

Dude, I watched all your videos you're f****** hilarious bro

@IAmCrusty thank you very much tor your videos. It's the only things that bring me happiness and joy these day's.

🤣 Lmao... I'm gettin like a comedy Johnny Depp hitman style vibe.

4:30 So that's what happened to Powder... (evillaugh)

LOOOL i was laughing so hard during this video, this guy is HILARIOUS!

I must say, the clothing for the models, both male and female is actually really good! One of the reasons why this map never gets old for me

Dude so glad I found your channel again you are absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .

Did that skin comment come from Ophra? 'You get a skin, you get a skin, everyone gets a skin!' Furthermore eating the bile/crude oil bisque out of the toilet was absolutely marvelous!!! LOLZ!!!

Always a good time when you upload! 👍🏻

ZOMG, this is incredible!

ever wanted to bee a celebrity? just do this "OUT OF THE WAY IM IMPORTANT"

You definitely need to do more Hitman....🤣 absolutely hilarious

I love these videos you make they're funny and pyschotic the best kind