Hey Crusty, you may wanna hear this. I don't particularly like violent videos but as someone who struggled to learn English as a second language I love your accent, your rich vocabulary, the elaborated sentences, aristocratic language, use of phrasal verbs, etc.. Your use of language distills elegance and culture. Please keep it up, I'm learning a lot with you while having a lot of fun. Thanks!!

@IAmCrusty

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pinning your comment because it makes me look good

@WompieTunes

2 жыл бұрын

@@IAmCrusty Classic Crusty

@mr.swagger2754

2 жыл бұрын

@@WompieTunes yes he’s very classic

@Xxmaxdu38xX

2 жыл бұрын

That’s true ! As a non native English speaker, that help me a lot too. And this guys is completely hilarious so it make me enjoy more and more 😂

@Vigilant_Patriot_Media_LSA

2 жыл бұрын

Ummm... choose violence bud.

"is that butter? no it's soap that makes more sense" that had me dying of laughter.😂🤣

@Imfryuta

2 жыл бұрын

What makes me laugh is that whenever I hear his voice I hear jack sparrow

@nachonoodle8468

Жыл бұрын

"orphan storage" -Crusty

@le.chyffre2491

7 ай бұрын

Same 😂😂😂😂 I can’t hahaha

"Sorry doesn't dry the blanket." - Crusty

@aussieglen1

Жыл бұрын

@Kason Maxam a perfect description of the whole channel mate 🤓

@kecokent8605

Жыл бұрын

A very quotable moment

Ah yes, the series about the confused bald guy who just wants to let everyone experience the ultimate peace

@nickthelick

2 жыл бұрын

Experience Ultimate Peace... Or... DIE!? 🤔😜

@mojolytical2980

2 жыл бұрын

I see this as jack sparrow as an assassin lmao

@BrighamEKer

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda like vecna

@Sneaky_proto

2 жыл бұрын

@@BrighamEKer we can't talk about vecna yet, the second part isn't out

@BrighamEKer

2 жыл бұрын

The first part is out, and it’s all about him.

“The hell are you doing, connect the dots?! You make me sick” 😂😂 11:02

Crusty’s personality = half Beetlejuice + half insane pirates of the Caribbean Johnny Depp. I freaking love this guy. This is probably the only gaming KZreadr I’ll actually watch. 😂

@hrtizz

Жыл бұрын

Also a Joker...

I could just fucking imagine all of this being done in Jack Sparrows voice.

@paiget6200

2 жыл бұрын

Was literally just about to comment that

@JohnsonJognnyb

2 жыл бұрын

He is jack sparrow

@paiget6200

2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnsonJognnyb actually he's Captain Jack Sparrow

@JohnsonJognnyb

2 жыл бұрын

@@paiget6200 Captain-. Captain Jack Sparrow.

@NumBeZzChannel

Жыл бұрын

I can hear Jack Sparrows and sometimes Rick from Rick and Morty!

3:44 ‘I will turn you into yourself’ 😂 i’m not sure whether that was horrifying or hilarious. The fact that the dude bounces off a lounge chair like a rock skipping on a lake just puts the cherry on top. Good show.

“You’re so naked,” says the clueless lady to the man lying face-down in a pool of his own blood...Makes perfect sense to me!

"You call me an asshole?" *man starts vibrating to heaven*

I can just see Crusty as the perfect villain in any movie. Presumably this is all improv, imagine what he could do with a plan!

5:28 Im literally imagining a man just face plants on a window looking at her saying that XD

5:17 "look out for the bonk" I'm in stitches 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣

@IsUserADuck

Жыл бұрын

I laughed out loud in the middle of the night watching this 🤣

I enjoy this character he's portraying, unless it's actually him, but it's a good mix of Russell Brand and Jack Sparrow lol

@vadimc2144

Жыл бұрын

I love Hunkleberg Mildrew Beesparkle and Donkle Moonglitter too.

(thud) ....that is Yuki Yamasaki The timing of that had me dying and repeating about as many times as there where body's in Crusty's art work 🤣

@lilium9361

2 жыл бұрын

I pictured Agent 47 smushing his face into the glass to get a better look as that happened lol

"Oh you think it's bad? Watch this!" *hits lady I mean, he made a point. Also, the mighty Crusty remembered the Bird man. Never forget that fallen hero.

Feels like this channel is a record of Crusty's slow decent into madness, and I love it

@TheChill0ut

2 жыл бұрын

"Slow"

I turn on a Crusty video...the wife "oh not this guy" then proceeds to giggle and mumble what the fuck man several times. Slowly we will convert her to the dark side of humor...she is already breaking.

Feels almost like watching Joker enjoying his average day from 1st person perspective.

3:48 always turning people into balloons

you have nailed the "charismatic villain/lunatic" we would see on comics

"you can be part of the artwork" *Bang* that was badass

I feel like watching The Joker from Batman in first person video game. I love it, keep up the good work.

I love it when they float away 😂 "don't give him the jiggles" gave me the giggles 🥁

One of the most humorous yet! Laughing and cringing all the journey along...

"Hello Kai, time to die," I spat out my water

"I here to relax. I dont want hurt anyone... else" Pure genius.

I'm Loving these Hitman VR videos Crusty :)

it’s always a good day when crusty posts

@luigimrlgaming9484

2 жыл бұрын

And also when about as many people die in real life as in one of his videos

Found you a week ago, fun stuff Crusty, thanks for the great entertainment!

@IAmCrusty

2 жыл бұрын

Appreciate the kindness!

@maxozd9074

2 жыл бұрын

You will enjoy him

@JereR

2 жыл бұрын

Been taking a deep dive into the CrustyArchives, so much mayhem and madness! I LOVE IT! Just purchased a Quest 2 after being inspired by him! 🤗

I just found your channel recently and I have to say... Most entertaining vr videos ive ever seen. I laugh out loud while watching every episode. Good shit sir, hats off to you

3:40 is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in gaming PERIOD 🤣

Man this is the best vr content on the Internet

I absolutely love how playful and energetic you were in the first bit, and at the end, youwere dark, calculated, and brutal.

2:07 it’s funny that you’re more worried about the carpet then the actual dead person and his body twitching

Out of all the videos THIS IS MY FAVORITE!!!! "BIZARRE? YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

Love watching Jack Sparrow play hitman

"I will turn you into yourself " sometimes it's the simplest of statements that are the most profound.

Not even the most relaxing of retreats could erase the pain of the neglected Birdman. Crusty, your pain, can be soothed...with more fishy fish. Keep up the amazing work, you brilliant fiend.

One liner after one liner and it's somehow immersive as hell, this is so awesome!! 😆👍

5:19 “Watch out for the bonk” , I wish real life could be so magnificent

You are for real one of the funniest people on this platform

Somehow it’s Captain Jack Sparrow playing hitman VR hahaha I haven’t laughed so much in months. Even the hand gestures ahahhahaha

I need to see Crusty in Ukraine

Havent laughed out loud so much lately. Thanks for this. Really make me chuckle uncontrollaby

How the hell am I just now finding your content?!? Your the most delightful blend of John Cleese and Captain Jack Sparrow. Keep up the epic content my good man. Kudos!

10:40 literally seems like something the joker would do

"Sorry doesn't dry the blankets" is probably the best killphrase I've ever heard

1:10 subtle as always. Love it!

14:26 I love how he just leaves the guard alive.

Thank you, you've made my day much better. Loved the birdman references.

I just got Hitman 3 before I found this video, and the juxtaposition between my (failed) attempts to be quick and stealthy and to avoid killing anyone except my target unless absolutely necessary and this just shows that two approaches can be so fundamentally different, but so equally valid.

Love this VR HitMan videos

1:52 was too hilarious lmfao

I think is is high tier crusty. This is one of your best videos. The effort you're putting into editing shows. Much love

Another successful mission! Good work sir. Loving your work.

8:38 nice protect

this was funny as hell and lOVED the video keep it up man

I love this Crusty!!

7:35 A few seconds before this I got an AD about yoga mat’s XD

Amazing! World's Greatest Hitman AND World's Greatest Content Creator! Is there anything Crusty cannot do?! Let's not dig too deep...

@TheGlizzy

2 жыл бұрын

Let's not forget he is also the world's greatest game show host

@DevenSpacer

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheGlizzy and you have a great name

@dr.bright6272

2 жыл бұрын

And an amazing artist

@narutosfrienddeku4328

2 жыл бұрын

The only thing he can't do is not destroy something in one way or another.

@greatkingrat

2 жыл бұрын

I dunno, check out MerpTV’s Hitman.

When he chocked the guy and he lagged and went flying I laughed so hard

That was legitimately the best way I've EVER seen a channel ask people to subscribe. Count me in, A+ content

I found you this morning and you make me laugh keep it up

This is art at its finest. It’s like fpv of a complete madman lol

It was the soap and "Well, no one ever asks that" that got me! 😂😂😂

i soooo enjoyyyyy your videoss keep it upp mannn!!!

It's my first time here. I love this unhinged character you've created! I do hope there are many more off these videos

"..is that butter?...no that's soap that makes more sense.." 🤣I can't even explain why i almost pissed myself laughing hearing that at 8:27

orphan storage had me dying of laughter

The mainframe sabotage and malfunction machine murder actually scared the hell out of me 🥲

Crusty your comedic timing is on point. Please can you do more of these.

"Hehehe Strangle Snap Pop" That made me laugh 🤣🤣 Oh crusty... you always make such good training videos. 👏

you belong as an actor in movies playing a genuinely friendly guy who just wants to help people.

i don't really watch any videos about this game so i don't know why this was suggested to me today, but boy am i glad it was because this was hilarious! great video, thanks for making it!

A man being snapped in half then starts to fly 3:46

It feels like Trevor Plays Hitman VR😂

You got to love how even crusty broke character watching the guy just invisi-jetpack away with that slight laughter

I’ve been watching him pretty regularly ever since I found the Vader Immortal video one night at like 1am. . I laughed so hard that my wife kicked me out of the bedroom and my stomach literally ached. Been hooked ever since.

The tv skit was perfect because it wasn’t perfect. Been watching you for awhile, great stuff. Please upload more!

For a lack of better words to intensify the meaning of the phrase: that was an extremely enjoyable video. The humour you display in this video, as well as the voice employed for the job, fit the gameplay really well. In short: the quality you have given to this video is nearing absolute perfection. Here, have another subscriber. Keep up the great work, and have a nice life.

@IAmCrusty

6 ай бұрын

Awwh thanks! 😀

@TormentDaProtogen

6 ай бұрын

@@IAmCrusty "oh, 'don't shoot me'? Don't worry- I'll shoot _her_" pretty much how we all act in this game, you just made it 10x funnier (either that or "what's that? 'do shoot me'? Yep, no problem. oh, you meant don't- ah well, too late now")

5:17 I love that you can slightly push the npcs, this had me dyin lmfao

Crusty is just the best . The absolute best at what he does and no vr youtuber can compair to this man 🤣

I'm sensing Malcom McDowell, Johnny Depp and Troy Baker levels of insanity. And it's fantastic! XD

"Dont shoot me" "Dont shoot you? Ok ill shoot her * shoots someone else*" i died at that part😂😂

This videos got me laughing so hard my entire torso hurts lmao, I need this game😂😂

I think we finally found a replacement for Heath Ledgers Joker.

THE FLYING UGHH I WAS DYING ON THE FLOOR 3:49

Oh Crusty... you crafty connoisseur of chaos... I'm already subscribed to you!

YES! This is the exact Hitman voice that I imagined the whole time 😆

Truly the best entertainment in years. You sir are a genius.

"Oh you think thats bad? Imagine this...." lol

5:01 Sounded so goddamn funny. Like Gman's distance cousin.

"such a breathtaking view!" *the camera pans to see keanu reeves*

Look out for the bonk had me in stitches

This made me laugh…way more than it should’ve done 😂

I love your videos, great for stress relief 😂

“You shall be part of the artwork”

I can nearly hear it now...Crusty saying, "How do I love thee? Let me count the bodies."

this is comedy gold. love it