Hitman in VR is only for the worst people...
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Hitman 3 in VR is funny when you're stuck in China trying to save everybody from sinister forces. Thanfully I'm an experienced virtual reality Hitman and there were no mistakes at all...
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The rain made the main character(already on the brink of insanity) believe themselves a fish. Fish are social animals, and the main character only expresses empathy towards the fish. On top of this, he bumps into glass multiple times, behaviors that fish in fish tanks do. At 13:13 he sings about the dinosaurs going extinct, but the fish survived. All of this points to the main character having the mentality of a fish. At 14:12 the main character gets jump scared by what looks like human teeth, indicating his fear of being eaten. This why he treats humans the way humans treat fish. At 14:04 he says "The struggle makes it tastier", and gives a kiss to his prey, symbolizing a fisherman making a catch. At 15:41 he sees a "freaky woman in a freaky tube" bruh whatever screw this. I want to play video games.
@IAmCrusty
Жыл бұрын
This is 100% true maybe because I am a very big brain artist man-fish
@YourSoul83OO
Жыл бұрын
@@IAmCrusty finally, another one of my kind
@zacharysnyder2520
Жыл бұрын
So wait agent 47 isn’t my girlfriend.
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
Жыл бұрын
@@zacharysnyder2520 No one is
@YungSlimThaDon47
Жыл бұрын
As a person whose profession it is to cook in the kitchen I can tell all of you that krustees improvisation of the kitchen is spot on
There is a line between insanity and genius, This man has erased that line. 10/10 performance.
“Your fish??? (Pause) I’ll Feed Your Fish!!!!” Lol, gold
"There is a corpse, now if you give me a quarter, I will wash it." That has got to be one of the best things I've ever heard somebody say
@heintz256
Жыл бұрын
It's hilarious!
@ryanwalker224
Жыл бұрын
I haven't stopped crying for the past 20 minutes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's like Robin Williams and Johnny Depp merged! Excellent job!!!
@IAmCrusty
Жыл бұрын
I'll take it 👍
@himynameis3664
Жыл бұрын
Robin Williams level of improv with a bit of captain Jack Sparrow?
@rlmiller007
Жыл бұрын
@@IAmCrusty It's , truly, the only thing that makes me laugh out loud on youtube
@rmetcalf89
Жыл бұрын
I'm getting Joker vibes too
@xmintyx800
Жыл бұрын
@@rmetcalf89 fr
4:04 The scream behind him as he runs away- 💀
The dialogue makes this series what it is. Amazing
@jessicaharada
Жыл бұрын
Jot!! Love your music ✨
@findingmosey
Жыл бұрын
If you see this, please voice act in my game!!
The maniacal laughter while running down the fire escape was hilarious.
This is better than many big budget movies. It twists my mind and it's bombastic
@IAmCrusty
Жыл бұрын
Yet Hollywood never picks up the phone when I ring!
@whatsup1670
Жыл бұрын
Согласен
@lordolxinator
Жыл бұрын
@@IAmCrusty Hollywood is behind the rain, of course they're not going to pick up the phone. The fish was a double-agent.
@lewischacon6009
Жыл бұрын
Mr lova lova!
@mikeeru
Жыл бұрын
@@IAmCrusty that's because they're auto dialing you!
Crusty: “we must save the population of this planet” Crusty: *grabs fish* Everyone: *dies*
@stanleybochenek1862
Жыл бұрын
Fishy power
@ToothpickJoe2k
Жыл бұрын
I thought he was about to go Ziltoid when he said that XD
The kid you travel with in Skyrim is the one controlling the rain...You know what you have to Crusty.
@IAmCrusty
Жыл бұрын
I'm not giving him an allowance!
See here's the thing: I called Crusty The King of VR a while back, and now that some time has passed people making VR content kinda exploded, yet nobody does it as well as Crusty, it's not even close, he's still The Undisputed King of VR
@veronicasmith2909
Жыл бұрын
big facts
@PrimeNPC
Жыл бұрын
He's fully immersed in it
It amazes me how Crusty doesn't die during the encounters and has such impeccable aim! Brilliant content as always
@IAmCrusty
Жыл бұрын
It amazes me too honestly
@realHideoKojima
Жыл бұрын
He is suspiciously good at it
@Oghrcoil
Жыл бұрын
It's like gravity.
@S2MLE100KILL
Жыл бұрын
You even surprised to Kojima xd
I love how you just smack a random bystander with a gun while you are running at 2:23 pure gold as always Crusty. That's why your vr gaming channel is better than the rest.
@CL3V3Rtrevor
Жыл бұрын
and when you smack the guys ass after stealing his clothes at 12:40, Crusty gold.
The "bloody hell that sign's not lying" got me😂
Watching Crusty is truly the best way to experience Hitman in VR. I tried it, it's such a clunky glitchy mess. But i'm so glad it exists because it has spawned this series.
@IAmCrusty
Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love it but yeah it's a mess lol
@Im.bad.at.naming
Жыл бұрын
@@IAmCrusty blink twice is you’re being held hostage by the rain causing your uncontrollable bloodlust that you don’t remember going through so you simply record yourself 24 hours a day so that you can control when you go on these rampages that are only prevented by your fishy boi
@hethienx
Жыл бұрын
@@IAmCrusty Watching you makes me want to try Hitman in VR
@thephoenixsystem6765
Жыл бұрын
@@hethienx To avoid the glitches, just lose your mind and go on a murder spree IRL. Or become an assassin ~
@Mixxo6
8 ай бұрын
@@hethienx watching him makes me want a vr lol
Jack sparrow?
@Captain_skull.
Ай бұрын
He has a pirate vr video
@deanraney1049
7 күн бұрын
Possibly
Most gamer channels are out there trying to be precise and exact. Crusty just over here living his best life the way he wants and inviting us to watch.
This is awesome, I just discovered this channel. Dude is funny beyond belief.
Commenting before I even discover what sick, twisted and insane shenanigans this man gets into.
@IAmCrusty
Жыл бұрын
It was a heartwarming tale
Crusty playing Hitman is probably the most fun because it's a realistic environment. I fear for the world the moment he puts his headset off and he goes outside to get groceries. God help them all.
Why do I feel his kisses to the forehead are always so soft, and loving…while he brutally strangles you, or slaps you with a fugu.
@IAmCrusty
Жыл бұрын
Because they are :)
This was genuinely quite compelling, whilst being disturbing and funny. A masterpiece.
The idea of an absolute maniac with zero self preservation and no sense of stealth or subtlety being a high ranking assassin/agent is an excellent idea and Crusty probes it can work.
9:12 the most legitimate reaction I've ever seen from an NPC XD
When he kissed the guy while strangling him I lost it🤣
Oh man. That ass slap @12:39 took me by surprise. 😂 Almost came out of my seat from laughing.
9:12 made me laugh in tears. I must’ve reminded like 200 times
'Ive got a fish to feed' is the new 'I have to return some videos'.
As a person whose profession is to cook in the kitchen I can tell you a thousand percent that krusty's improvisation of the kitchen is 1,000% accurate!
@Crystalof4
Жыл бұрын
@Sunday for some reason I'm thinking that this is a bot I dont know why
When some ppl get up and get rdy for the day they like watching the news, some like watching the weather channel... Me, I like watching Crusty lol. It puts a smile on my face while walking out the door.
This was hilariously a, complete masterpiece. So much better than the actual movie. Thank you.
"The struggle makes it tastier." *smacks a kiss on the forehead* Classic Crusty
"Are you accountable for this mess?! Yeah you mr.." MEATCLEAVER TO THE FACE It's poetry.
Your Hitman series are my favorites. It's where you let your evil mind flow the most. I really like your videos, keep up the good work.
This just highlights how of you go thru life like jack sparrow, sometimes you’re the captain
Every video you make (especially the VR ones) are hilarious masterpieces! I can't imagine how much work you're putting in behind the scenes, but it does show in spades. A standing ovation from me (and probably everyone else), to you, man!
@IAmCrusty
Жыл бұрын
Thank you, buddy! Means a lot
I’m so happy he has been making more than usual. Keep up the amazing work!
When he finds the car battery and laughs an evil laugh, then gets distracted by ultimate dance floor 🤣 rofl
Twinkle twinkle little star... and then you came down and killed all the dinosaurs. Lol
These videos are always legendary, I absolutely adore the arm movements and acting and such.
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@IAmCrusty
Жыл бұрын
Give me the Hemsworth salary
"Did you have something to do with this?" How can you come across a man holding that magnificence of a fish and NOT think he had something to do with this??!
"Don't do anything stupid sir" Immediately gets twatted with a frying pan. 🤣😂🤣 Crusty you crack me up every time
"You can talk to me, I'm a worm!" Oh my god!!!! I am so glad I discovered this channel! Crusty is the King of Gaming Comedy!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just hope their neighbours don't hear them recording these episodes 😂
@capricefisher3843
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
As usual, sheer perfection. I've said it before and I'll say it again.. Netflix need to pick this up. Especially the Skyrim adventures, the storytelling in the Skyrim series is absolutely sublime
That was actually better to watch and far more amusing than pretty much everything on the tv. enjoyed that , cheers.
Waiting for him to smash someone with that soda can was the longest 60 seconds ever
@DaRogue101
Жыл бұрын
smirkoff's can
How have I only just found this channel?!? Absolutely laughing my arse off, thanks Crusty 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If every Johnny depp character merged into a bald psychopath
"Just imagine a world where you were quiet the whole time!" 😂
Havent laughed this hard in awhile. Great job my friend
This FUNNNYYYY!!! LOOOL the improv was great and puns as well.. earned yourself a subscriber!
17:30 We all make mistakes🤣
Been waiting for this ! Another great video from a fine Crusty gentleman like yourself . Thanks for the great content
0:04- ah, unopened pop can, my favorite.
@IAmCrusty
Жыл бұрын
It's a good way to lose weight
@mellojoe9421
Жыл бұрын
@@IAmCrusty very good diet plan.
This man is too powerful he drank a doctor pepper from a can without even opening the can
I'm glad you're back and I hope you're feeling better
@IAmCrusty
Жыл бұрын
I'm good! :)
@themarlboromandalorian
Жыл бұрын
@@IAmCrusty well... Jury's out about that but at least you're more healthy now. By that I mean you probably classify as chaotic neutral.
I like this man, named Crusty. I used to smoke with em in the 60's, too bad he was busy playing with his guns.
Love the video man. Your VR videos are the absolute best content on KZread.
the music adds so much to this. it's brilliant
What wonderful timing! Always getting stoked when ya post a new video! I freaking love the hitman series lol
Love your videos Crusty!
I haven’t laughed so much in ages you’re like a homicidal future captain Jack sparrow
12:41 THE SMACK HAD ME ON THE FLOOR 😂😂
"Your talking raises the volume levels beyond the point of which I am comfortable with" is definitely a line I'm going to use from now on
Is it only me or does his way of playing hitman vr remind you of the Joker?
This is brilliant. The speech improvisation ALONE!
i love the chaotic energy of this videos.
You're vidoes always make me laugh!
I love your vids you always make my day plz don’t stop making vids
Damn crusty I love the videos every time.💯 I'm dying before the first minute 😂😂 had to run it back 3 times cuz I know it's finna be amazingness 💪🏿
Cool something to watch after work, found this Chanel yesterday and already my number 1 KZreadr to watch 👍
Crusty just casually drinking a pop with the lid not even open🤣🤣
@IAmCrusty
Жыл бұрын
You're not supposed to say these things out loud!
@realburglazofficial2613
Жыл бұрын
Don’t break the illusion!
@marvel-extreme2450
Жыл бұрын
@@IAmCrusty I'm sorry 🤣
I'm not sure if i picture Rick Sanchez or the Joker in the Hitman-Vids. ^^
This is the first video in ages I have almost died of laughter watching. My neighbours came to check if everything was ok.
Dude this was hilarious. 🤣🤣 especially the part with the fish and kitchen. 🤣🤣
the psychics in ai games like this are hilarious
If Jack Sparrow was a hit man. 😅
Wow bro...never seen vr fun gameplay before!! Glad your video showed up my feed! Amazing content ❤️
This whole time I thought I was the main character talking…I just stumbled upon your video for the first time. This is GOLD 😂😂😂 the commentary alone is hilarious.
I love this guy
Man, and I was having such a bad morning. Thank you, Crusty.
@IAmCrusty
Жыл бұрын
You're welcome! I'll have another bad morning delivered to you tomorrow :)
@DenizenoftheAges
Жыл бұрын
@@IAmCrusty no, no, you misunderstand, my esteemed creator: You fixed my bad morning problem.
@IAmCrusty
Жыл бұрын
@@DenizenoftheAges I understand just fine. Now enjoy tomorrow morning :)
@DenizenoftheAges
Жыл бұрын
@@IAmCrusty now I get it.
It’s OK my little rainbow muffin? LOL 😅😂😂😂😂😂
I'm so glad I found this channel lmao you're killing me
When the crust 🗿
This man does this every day, that's how he's so good at this.
This is the laugh I needed today, hilarious, and subbed!
I've stumbled across one of the best videos I've seen in a long time. Thank you for this
People would think crusty is the mastermind. No, it's actually the fish
he sounds like murdoc
@necrodancer1876
Жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one who hears it. It's makes the whole video watching experience even better lmao.
When he ran up to the guy... *slaps awake* "Wake up!" Dont know why that got me laughing so hard, 😆
Very Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas vibes. Love it!
I love this.. They make so uncomfortable this work is awesome!
Why do you sound like Murdock from Gorillaz
10:21 Don't give me that sass Mister, you are not a kettle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't stop watching this guy's work
You make the best and funniest videos 😂. Keep up the great work
The voice gravitated between Johnny Depp and Matt Berry, with subtle notes of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar. Superb!