He probably thought diamond and silk were the same person

@AmbrosiusIII

Жыл бұрын

man thought it was Pokemon games a servant once bought Barron

@comradeghostboi7989

Жыл бұрын

without a doubt

Matt confirming his identity as a grumpy old curmudgeon with the use of the word "poppycock"

I liked that he thinks that there are brisk, 15 minute funerals.

Give Matt a raise for the "George R-word Martin" zinger

@kiuxex4875

Жыл бұрын

george hard r martin

@deathmagneto-soy

Жыл бұрын

George Double reacharound Martin

Oh yeah it's no biggie we just got local police forces publically announcing that they alone supercede state and federal law and can determine guilt through intuition alone like Judge Dredd. Healthy society stuff.

@joshuamarx8209

Жыл бұрын

Burgerlanders gonna Burger ...

@technologic21

Жыл бұрын

Not far off. The Cursed Earth, where law and civilization collapsed.

@blackdog9698919

Жыл бұрын

I am... _the law._ Except Dredd would _never_ supercede his legal authority. He wasn't a vigilante, that's just the way the legal system works in his universe. He's a fascist, but he does things by the book, dammit. The exact opposite of these punks. These guys are more like the villains from that one Dirty Harry film where there's cops going around assassinating criminals, or evil Judges that Judge Dredd would have to fight in order to save Megacity One.

@adude45

10 ай бұрын

@@technologic21Z🤪😏😗😮I hi z I’m u him being w 😅😅😅😅qqiqo know o 1:46 😅😅 1:46 😅 😊😊oi🎉🎉🎉uuu NJ

My emotional Ferrari needs a tune-up.

Puffco & Chapo is an undefeated morning combo 💨

So sad Diamond couldn't stick around for episode 700.

I wanna know who the Khal Drogo is that's going to pour molten gold on Ron Desantis' head.

@joshuamarx8209

Жыл бұрын

Lauren Boebert...

@BigHomieGayAss1917

Жыл бұрын

I did some thinking about it and I think it’s Ramzan Kadyrov

"Mister Donald Trump I love you so much, thank you for being here to honor my sister's passing" "If I'm being honest with you, Sheets, it should be you in that box"

happy 700 eps boys, now get back to work!!!!

Diamond and Silk sound like a female tag team wrestling team.

@spacedandy7555

Жыл бұрын

Porno double team more like it.

Crowder rejected MLB money to work about the same amount of 2 hour days in a year as there are games in 6 months.

I got the Pfizer vaccine and now I can't stop violently T-bagging the people I frag in Halo

George R Word Martin is Matt all timer

George "R-Word" Martin

@CNYKnifeNut

Жыл бұрын

That line alone made listening to that whole analogy worth it.

@wyndgrove9452

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes the most childish lines are the funniest.

@Trapashow

Жыл бұрын

George 'Hard-R' Martin

after the amount of names chapo refers to that I've never heard of, it's nice seeing Mat in particular not having a damn clue who they're talking about.

George R-word Martin, all timer by Matt

700 episodes. like sand through the hourglass

Apparently diamonds are not forever

RIP syd barrett RIP richard wright

I can't believe they don't know Brett "fem-shabibo" Cooper.

@joshuamarx8209

Жыл бұрын

And nor should they...

Robert Trump Baratheon smashing Rhaegar “Grayden Carter” Targaryen’s bad food restaurants on the Ruby Ford

@BigHomieGayAss1917

Жыл бұрын

Rhaegar Grayden Carter and Lyanna Kelly Loeffler eloped together, do not trust Baratheon propaganda

Love a good Audie Murphy name drop. Such a deep cut.

Abolish Sheriff Departments.

@zehsackett6132

Жыл бұрын

Abolish the fed

@mj.l

Жыл бұрын

Abolish the Unite States

@MikeLiteraus

Жыл бұрын

Sheriff's are elected. So you're against democracy now?

@DEXWrecksOfficial

Жыл бұрын

@@MikeLiteraus excellent non sequitur

@zehsackett6132

Жыл бұрын

@@MikeLiteraus Feds are elected too

I need that Emotional Ferrari™ to recover from The Devil ending in Cyberpunk 2077.

That intro beat goes so HARD 🔥 👌 🕺

The act is called Diamond AND SILK and he says to her face that he's never even heard of her? We know that they have met - there is video evidence of this. And presumably it was Silk's people who invited Trump to the funeral? I know DT is a GOAT poster and his lack of any sort of social conditioning is often funny, but damn this is pathetic. Call me a lib but it really does feel bad that he was president.

@josephkolar3443

Жыл бұрын

Maybe he thought the dead woman’s name was Diamond Ensilk.

@RIP_Greedo

Жыл бұрын

@@josephkolar3443 That's true. We can't count out that possibility.

Trump is truly one of the great Yakubian leaders of all time. 🐐

"keys to the emotional ferrari" is the hardest ive laughed at chapo in a long while

The OJ Da Juiceman reference 💀💀

Pulling out the Audie Murphy referance in a joke is an automatic G.O.A.T list nomination. Well done sir.

@1:01:10 - that wikis shit is precisely the sort of thing Felix is capable of that blows my mind

Very good episode, especially talking about gambo. Folks, we love chapo talking about gambo, don't we? "R-word Martin" made me fucking lose it

I lost it when Felix said, any of these analogies have the structural integrity of a regular lawn chair under Jason Whitlock 🤣😂😆 and also when Matt called Jason Whitlock George R-Word Martin, Jason is most definitely intellectually disabled.

“huh???” = jail.

@discountchocolate4577

Жыл бұрын

God forbid somebody missed something the 911 responder said over the phone and asked them to repeat what they said while in a state of sheer terror and panic.

great slop as always for us hogs, thanks boys

Remember fellas, don't chapoff, chapon.

The point about that lawyer being Mormon is 100 percent true. My family is incredibly Mormon, although my close family don't practice at all, and it's basically three families that all married into the other at the same level, like my Dad's sister is married to my Mom's Sister's Husband's Brother, its hilarious, and my most Mormon aunt has one son who is a Geologist and entirely studies fossils and rocks in Utah, and the other is a translator who translates religious documents into Russian and slavic languages. To this day, about once a year missionaries will come to my parent's house on bike and ask my dad the specific street in salt lake he grew up on, and they all know it and have friends living there. Mormonism is so fucking funny.

Canadian Jordan Peterson cares about the “Realm” 😂

Our big sweaty Yakubian King folks 👑

A minor point, I know, but neither Britney Grenier nor Brienne of Tarth are non-binary.

Omg I'm remembering Phil Hartmans SNL character Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer 😆 🤣

Folks Rheagar Targyrian has treated me very unfairly everyone says how strong I was then gods I was strong after the Trident I just wanted to kiss my handsome generals

@toprope_

Жыл бұрын

Hilary would be Olenna, not much would change, and ppl who love Olenna would finally hate how awful a person she is

@trylla84

Жыл бұрын

@@toprope_ Idk I see her more as Rheagar the hier apparent he defeated to take the throne "I'm just chilling at the bottom of the red fork"

@condor237

Жыл бұрын

@@toprope_ Hillary poisons Joe Biden with adrenachrome

So he thinks most of the GoT characters are mostly good. makes sense

I think the hit it on the nail. Trump gives permission and approval, for people. To be nasty,violent, greedy, to their heart’s desires.

@rikmichaels9233

Жыл бұрын

Building off Reagan and Bush

@mikcarrillo3527

Жыл бұрын

@@rikmichaels9233 i totally agree.

Three artists in concert Lawn chair Moon and Stars R-Word Martin

While I generally don't hold Chapo's antipathy toward law enforcement, the prevalence of "cop" culture is so odd. They should indeed have a state or reservation all to themselves.

@joshuamarx8209

Жыл бұрын

Yeah they suck; but what else are you gonna do with a Capitalist political economy?

@banjo304

Жыл бұрын

Sheriffs are crooked as shit, but hell, at least they're elected. My sheriff seems to be "alright", I mean, I live in rural Louisiana (and not the black part), so he's probably just as crazy of any of these guys they're talking about. But in my experience the state troopers are the real abusive unchecked shitheads.

@joshuamarx8209

Жыл бұрын

@@banjo304 Elected. Lol. Ok buddy 😃

@banjo304

Жыл бұрын

@@joshuamarx8209 Not totally sure what you're getting at. They most certainly are elected, even if the creatures that enforce their will aren't. I'm not saying that them being beholden to their constituents only one day every four years is at all a good thing.

@grahamcarpenter691

Жыл бұрын

@@Horsemanray Or Simi Valley

44:30 Brett Cooper is a female clone of Ben Shapiro that has a channel of fake livestream clips in her bedroom that looks like a Linus Tech Tips set. It's pretty much the conservative answer to Hasanabi.

@BigHomieGayAss1917

Жыл бұрын

So she’s a Greek baddy? 🥺👉👈

This was a very good episode

Never forgive GOT

@joshuamarx8209

Жыл бұрын

Ever.

People bringing back shaky legs, trump being an asshole just by being himself. It’s like a rewind ⏪

Jason Whitlock is a man permanently on one..

@Matt-ru5rw

Жыл бұрын

I have followed him off and on for about 15 years and seeing him end up a right wing pundit is the perfect fit for his lazy ass.

Oj da juice man reference? Ok!!!

El Ron DeFatass 😆

Rip Big Scarr

700 episodes, Jesus christ

@zainmudassir2964

Жыл бұрын

Muhammad

Tywin Lannister is clearly Poppy. Musk is new money

Silk was flava flave

All the Conservatives are Renly and Loris because they’re gay with each other

Damn conservatives just really don't read books and have ni media literacy. That GOT rundown was tragic. My guy knows nothing.

slik was my wife r.i.p

@dustifilms

9 ай бұрын

Sources say she was charging her Galaxy s7

I think at least a small part of all of us is gonna really miss ding dong donny once he's gone tbfh

Tucker Carlson is Karl fkn Tanner!!

They should talk about HotD!

More ways to incarnate people.

Maniac Wizard Cop

I proudly have no idea what these dude are talking about with the crowder/game of thrones thing I got bored 9 minutes into G.O.T. Also Candace Owen looks like a funko pop

@ChewyThomson

Жыл бұрын

She certainly has the brain of a Funko Pop

@Mark-jr6ld

Жыл бұрын

Forehead wider than her shoulders

@5508Vanderdekken

Жыл бұрын

@@Mark-jr6ld more like "candice b i t c h land planes on that forehead" am I write, my dawgs

Yes, Will just said that 'there's good stuff from the Diamond funeral.'

KKKops in ameikkka .

lol airborne toxic event, used it too early

rip bozo

..........Diamond.

That Song of Ice & Fire bit was appallingly bad. Also telling that there's zero mention of who's Dolorous Edd, the best character. Or maybe that's correct... I can't think of many real people who are funny and sexy enough to be our world's Dolorous Edd.

@vfanon

Жыл бұрын

God I fucking love Dolorous Edd

You need to clear away, all the gypsum from your brain… and face the truth, face the pain… drive home.

@danielcropp8553

2 ай бұрын

Steven Wilson.

George Foreman reference>>>>Tom Brady

It's a cult of the grift.

I just wanted to say I'm a sovereign citizen. Common law, GATTICA! 😭🤣😂

THIS ISN'T STOPPING TRUMP! DO BETTER CHAPO!!!

@joshuamarx8209

Жыл бұрын

AaaaaaaH!!!

@taterthepenguin

Жыл бұрын

Is this a bit

@grahamcarpenter691

Жыл бұрын

Why would they want to stop him? He nearly destroyed capitalism singlehandedly

@ryansilva1274

Жыл бұрын

@@grahamcarpenter691 Uhh wrong. Fact Check: China destroyed capitalism singlehandedly. Blumpf tried to stop China.

Shine on you crazy dipship

Calling Brandon, Pycell is maybe giving him too much credit… Pycell’s incompetence and absentmindedness was a complex rouse… he did fuck Roz (ie: Kamala) and got it for free cause she believed his rouse, so maybe it’s actually a perfect comparison 😂

@CrasherRed

Жыл бұрын

that deleted scene where Tywin bullies Pycell into dropping his act for a minute & his limp instantly goes away was cool as hell

More like Guano Crap House 😉

Can Felix please relate information to a sport other than MMA? Please, just talk football or hockey. I'm begging you.

@chetkayeable

Жыл бұрын

Dude he doesn't like any other sport. Matt and Will are proper sports fans, hell even Amber loved the Pacers.

@HazMatt88

Жыл бұрын

Whoa, whoa, eeeeaasyy........

@TheHenaxe

Жыл бұрын

If this podcast didn't have Felix relate things to MMA i would stop listening

@berdyderg900

Жыл бұрын

Like either of those are any less brain damaged lol

@joshuamarx8209

Жыл бұрын

@@berdyderg900 yeah sportsball is fine, it's the Capitalism that sucks I think. Do you enjoy anything at all?

Why is it impossible to believe that a healthcare product that wasnt adequately tested could cause harm/death? Because you know, that has NEVER happened before.. So its impossible.

@freakyzed8467

Жыл бұрын

It's not impossible to think that, but if you have no good evidence to support your thoughts then why do you believe them?

@Fuwuzworsh

Жыл бұрын

@@freakyzed8467 that’s a pretty huge assumption..that there is no good evidence. Fairly easy to find, but no amount of evidence would convince a Covidian.

@IdiotDoomSpiral69

Жыл бұрын

It's totally possible to believe, you just don't have any good evidence. Every claim of anti-vaxxers has been completely falsified, and all they are ever left with is an unshakeable sense of incredulity based on nothing that they can point to.

@deathmagneto-soy

Жыл бұрын

An ossified dogturd rattling around in your skull where your brain use to be.

@5686darryl

Жыл бұрын

@@deathmagneto-soy 😆😆damn dude

I like how they spend a whole hour laughing at someone (vaxxed btw) who died and then call trumpets pigs for thinking Trump's mean comment was funny. Even though they and everyone else thought it was funny

@MikeLiteraus

Жыл бұрын

They're grifters, what do you expect from this low IQ crowd?

@zehsackett6132

Жыл бұрын

Someone made a comment and yt is hiding it.

@ethanr3480

Жыл бұрын

Ain’t no way the guy with a norm pic is complaining about laughing at people who died

@hyperionman420

Жыл бұрын

I didn't even know she was sick

@ChewyThomson

Жыл бұрын

@@ItsOgre Trump is basically the upper middle class suburban hog's idealized American Dream. He's their idea of classy, even though he has a brain made of rotting cabbage, is incredibly fucking queeny, his idea of decor is using colours and patterns a toddler would choose and everything he touches turns to complete dog shit but he still fails his way upwards. He's THE perfect American, so they have to love and worship him. To do otherwise would mean they'd realize what a husk he is and then they'd have to face the realization that their existence is also completely hollow and meaningless.

Collapsing athletes - you have heard of them, yeah? N there is actually documented proof of self-spreading vaccines. Also, there's a white paper suggesting the ethical thing to do w 'implementing improvements' on humans is to do so without their knowledge or consent. So...maybe you guys should do better research before trying to pick something apart...?

@ugliestjbfan4040

Жыл бұрын

Yeah dude those athletes collapsed because of the vaccine and definitely not because they push their bodies to the fucking absolute limit and engage in the most brutal mainstream sport (football) If you're going to do the 'um actually this study shows' thing, fucking link the study your referencing. Otherwise you might as well say 'well a talking dog on a foggy morning told me'

@blackdog9698919

Жыл бұрын

uh-huh... if the vaccine spreads itself, why waste all the money making a bunch of shots to give people. Why not just vaccinate a couple globo-homo agents and have them wander around coughing on people? Idiot.

@heidimelcarek3677

Жыл бұрын

@@ugliestjbfan4040 - Yeah, dude. N they've been doing it for decades. But somehow, only in the past year or so the incidents have increased something like 1000%

@heidimelcarek3677

Жыл бұрын

@@ugliestjbfan4040 - Gee, I linked a study. Wonder why it censored me...? It was PubMed, so...hmm, goshdarn it!

@CrimeEnjoyer

Жыл бұрын

Antivaxxers are impossibly stupid.

I agree with Trump. There is nothing worse than a long social event. Going to a restaurant and having to talk to people for 4 hours is absolute agony.

@joshuamarx8209

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit it's gonna be okay der bud..

@elaikehler6030

Жыл бұрын

dawg if you can’t enjoy vibing with the homies why are u even a communist

@ogluster8873

Жыл бұрын

You are alienated, comrade.

@uzziake

Жыл бұрын

You should relax more and try to vibe

@deathmagneto-soy

Жыл бұрын

Communist larpers exposing themselves.

I'm gay first!

@TheSugarRay

Жыл бұрын

Woot

@fluffyunicorn7155

Жыл бұрын

Ha, gaaaaay!

@deathmagneto-soy

Жыл бұрын

Hell yeah!

@joshuamarx8209

Жыл бұрын

"That's not possible sir"

I've never seen GoT so all that shit by the babylon bee guy is so much more cringe to me

@Kikkoman85

Жыл бұрын

It's just awful either way