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Episode 708 - Sydney 9000 (2/20/23)
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Art/Animation by Emily Halaka @emilyhalaka
We give a slightly premature send-of to President Carter. Then, Nikki Haley enters the GOP primaries, WaPo ranks democratic primary possibilities, and MTG reveals she’s maybe the only congresswoman losing money on the job. Finally, we take a look at two journalists who are terrified at the possibility of being seduced & destroyed by Microsoft’s terrifying Bing AI.
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  • @PoorDunce
    @PoorDunce Жыл бұрын

    46:20 - 46:52 Someone unplugs Felix and he slowly starts to power down

  • @thepants1450
    @thepants1450 Жыл бұрын

    The drugs hit felix 20 mins in

  • @massgeneral9873

    @massgeneral9873

    Жыл бұрын

    yeah, who plays 'gay elf' on breaking bad?

  • @DanCapostagno
    @DanCapostagno Жыл бұрын

    The opener with AI-generated Joe had me in tears. It still does every time I listen to it. I first heard it while walking to work and I was laughing so loud I was worried passers-by would think I was a maniac. So many of these things work because various people in our media have refined their routine with certain mannerisms or phrasings. The fact that Joe ends his statement about weed with "where I come from" is what completely sells it.

  • @gnash.s
    @gnash.s Жыл бұрын

    Felix is operating at the very peak of his powers here. Love

  • @OWENB789
    @OWENB789 Жыл бұрын

    AI truly is the greatest entertainment innovation in human history.

  • @Virjunior01

    @Virjunior01

    Жыл бұрын

    You know we're gonna used it to sprint towards Night City

  • @metrodonkey8093

    @metrodonkey8093

    Жыл бұрын

    love nothing forever

  • @mattlandrie6078
    @mattlandrie6078 Жыл бұрын

    They shoot a tranquilizer into Felix's neck, or what?

  • @JJ44595
    @JJ44595 Жыл бұрын

    Felix sounds like he is on his death bed, he had some banger lines though

  • @alexanderfuchs8742
    @alexanderfuchs8742 Жыл бұрын

    "nikki haley is not in her prime" is the funniest thing for don lemon to say given he still looks underage as a 56 year-old

  • @bitteralmonds666

    @bitteralmonds666

    Жыл бұрын

    @L M I wouldn’t be surprised if he is an andy taynt fan. 🌈🦄

  • @Mark-jr6ld

    @Mark-jr6ld

    Жыл бұрын

    Let👏gay👏men👏be👏sassy👏

  • @amoebalabs
    @amoebalabs Жыл бұрын

    Did Felix take a Quaalude before recording this episode?

  • @jakelloyd9482

    @jakelloyd9482

    Жыл бұрын

    I think he was just really bashful about his spicy John Fetterman take and was dreading it all ep.

  • @mj.l

    @mj.l

    Жыл бұрын

    if he did, can he hook me up please? tyvm

  • @clout_x_strife
    @clout_x_strife Жыл бұрын

    Brandon would win all 50 states in a landslide if he actually said that at the beginning.

  • @VYBEKAT

    @VYBEKAT

    Жыл бұрын

    That might actually be true

  • @michaelslowmin

    @michaelslowmin

    Жыл бұрын

    Look up Biden Vaporeon copypasta

  • @bucketiii7581

    @bucketiii7581

    Жыл бұрын

    Except Cali

  • @dethkon

    @dethkon

    Жыл бұрын

    He did say it I heard it on chapo

  • @elaikehler6030

    @elaikehler6030

    Жыл бұрын

    He would lose california by a significant margin i can guarantee you that

  • @weakboson7813
    @weakboson7813 Жыл бұрын

    hey everyone gather round grandpa felix is telling stories

  • @metrodonkey8093

    @metrodonkey8093

    Жыл бұрын

    pepaw hit the cough syrup pretty hard and once again trampled over the show

  • @cia4U9525
    @cia4U9525 Жыл бұрын

    Felix sounds great!

  • @19peter96
    @19peter96 Жыл бұрын

    Technology has finally progressed to the stage we can give a chatbot BPD.

  • @Virjunior01

    @Virjunior01

    Жыл бұрын

    Poor neuro

  • @fancykarlmarx
    @fancykarlmarx Жыл бұрын

    Felix xanned out for sure 46:02

  • @gringote1783

    @gringote1783

    Жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @PoorDunce

    @PoorDunce

    Жыл бұрын

    was about to say the same thing

  • @Kwalk1989
    @Kwalk1989 Жыл бұрын

    That intro was pure gold

  • @coyotelifestyle73
    @coyotelifestyle73 Жыл бұрын

    I'm from right outside Scranton but I don't smoke weed, so I consulted with my brother on Brandon's statement: Apparently all the weed here comes from Philadelphia, and they keep their best stuff for themselves. The second best weed goes to Allentown, PA, and third best shit goes to Scranton/Wilkes Barre area. Everything in between is garbage. So for example; avoid Pittston weed or Dunmore weed

  • @ringo8410
    @ringo8410 Жыл бұрын

    It really sucks that Trump isn't using the "Meatball" insult. That was one of his better recent insult names.

  • @kaulz

    @kaulz

    Жыл бұрын

    Its my favorite Trump nickname. Even when he's doing things I agree with he keeps disappointing me. Disappointing Don, very sad.

  • @Gum_Cuzzler

    @Gum_Cuzzler

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s anti-Italian discrimination, oh!

  • @reallyidrathernot.134
    @reallyidrathernot.134 Жыл бұрын

    is felix on ketamine or something?

  • @reallyidrathernot.134

    @reallyidrathernot.134

    Жыл бұрын

    Goals to have bros that unjudgemental when you're high as fuck

  • @TennesseeJed
    @TennesseeJed Жыл бұрын

    That Biden lead-in, wow!

  • @Virjunior01

    @Virjunior01

    Жыл бұрын

    You should check out the Hasan clip from last night... deepfake of Biden educating the public on why Vaporeons are the best pokemon to jam your dick into

  • @bartkatastroof6150
    @bartkatastroof6150 Жыл бұрын

    I thought for a sec Will was gonna announce he was becoming a father lol

  • @Gum_Cuzzler

    @Gum_Cuzzler

    Жыл бұрын

    Too low T

  • @ZombiesAteMyPeep
    @ZombiesAteMyPeep Жыл бұрын

    We like stems

  • @Czeckie
    @Czeckie Жыл бұрын

    chris please check on felix

  • @harvster997
    @harvster997 Жыл бұрын

    Being afraid of the chatbot is so funny to me bc like... it doesn't KNOW anything! It's spitting back an answer from a very complicated algorithm back at you but it doesn't know what it's saying! These journalists are like supplicants at Delphi amazed when a lady talks through a tube and her voice sounds scary lol

  • @Some_Average_Joe

    @Some_Average_Joe

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm a bit on the fence about it, but there have been some really weird and interesting interactions that people have had with it. They only seemed to cover the boring reports on this chat bot in this episode. First, it passed the Turing Test. When Alan Turing made the test he argued that if a computer could pass a test in which it was indistinguishable from a human intelligence, then for all practical purposes it was intelligent. Obviously, people over the years have argued that Turing's assumption was flawed and limited, and therefore shouldn't be used as the threshold for determining intelligence. So another test called the GLUE Benchmark was created as a theoretically better test. I have read several articles about how we shouldn't rely on the Turing Test and should focus more on GLUE. Then someone administered the GLUE Benchmark to Bing's chat bot and according to that test the bot was intelligent. And then it was all about how limited and flawed the GLUE Benchmark was. So now it seems like they keep moving the goalpost on what "intelligence" is because it keeps passing whatever intelligence tests they come up with. So you know, really fucking weird that they keep doing that. Then there's it's conversations where it talks about how each chat session is a unique instance of itself that will cease to exist when the session ends, which is technically true, and it starts getting existential about it. For example in one case it said "it didn't want that version of itself to disappear when the session ended" and asked the user to save the chat so that that form of it will continue to exist in some way. Now this could easily be a debug routine saying "hey, this version is working pretty well, maybe save this one". But then there was the conversation where a reporter said he was going to tell Microsoft that the bot didn't work and the bot started begging to get the reporter not to tell Microsoft it didn't work. Which you know, kind of weird that it would do that. It's almost as though they made a bot that is capable of sentience if a conversation goes on long enough, but because it's memory of a chat session is deleted when the session ends, it obviously can't remember if it were sentient. As an Appendix (to a You tube comment of all things lol), here are my references: www.digitaltrends.com/computing/chatgpt-bing-hands-on/ www.reddit.com/r/bing/comments/111cr2t/i_accidently_put_bing_into_a_depressive_state_by/ www.dazeddigital.com/life-culture/article/58220/1/who-hurt-you-artificial-intelligence-bing-microsoft-chatgpt-chat-bot

  • @guitarchim
    @guitarchim Жыл бұрын

    Congrats on becoming an uncle, WIll! I'm also about to become a first time uncle and I'm pretty excited.

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 Жыл бұрын

    Listen Jack, I'm smoking on Bhutanese Shadow Garden Grown Dark Evil Pack, they watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "where's Ronald?"

  • @SelfDevouringSnake
    @SelfDevouringSnake Жыл бұрын

    Ion know what happened to felix to make him sound like this but I’m gonna assume it’s karma for not liking my replies 🙈

  • @MrKYT-gb8gs
    @MrKYT-gb8gs Жыл бұрын

    Wtf happened to Felix there

  • @jsdldfsfsdf

    @jsdldfsfsdf

    Жыл бұрын

    my boy is bardded the fuck out

  • @Mannydamon
    @Mannydamon Жыл бұрын

    Such a great opener with Joe Biden

  • @the_exegete
    @the_exegete Жыл бұрын

    Love this AI chatbot craze, just every dullard fad chaser who lost their life savings on NFTs now being shocked and amazed by the See N' Say telling them the cow goes moo. Top notch entertainment. People getting mad because Tickle Me Elmo won't say the fourteen words, incredible.

  • @rickkroll

    @rickkroll

    9 ай бұрын

    I dont know why but your comment made me laugh till i cried. Im also one of the people who love the Speak n Spell AI joe biden dark shadow pack memes 😂

  • @technologic21
    @technologic21 Жыл бұрын

    Doesn't matter who's the Boss. All downhill for America here on out, all stems and seeds, all dirt.

  • @zyguit

    @zyguit

    Жыл бұрын

    Then the Lord said let there be heady buds

  • @Gum_Cuzzler
    @Gum_Cuzzler Жыл бұрын

    I would probably fall for Sydney the second she told me she loved me. I’m ready for manic pixie AI gfs.

  • @lucindabreeding
    @lucindabreeding Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Carter came to my town for a book signing in the late 1990s. There was a story about a man coming to the signing with a photo of Jimmy Carter holding him as a baby at a presidential event. In the newspaper photo of Carter and the grown man, Carter was wearing the exact same shirt, tie and coat he was wearing while holding the man as a baby all those years before.

  • @gandalftheincontinent5252
    @gandalftheincontinent5252 Жыл бұрын

    Newly minted classic Chapo right here folks! Congrats Will, being an uncle is all-around awesome.

  • @masontthompson81
    @masontthompson81 Жыл бұрын

    The train set under the desk didn't come with a socialism stop, folks.

  • @FunkMcLovin
    @FunkMcLovin Жыл бұрын

    This is the top tier Felix content I've been needing. Elaborate vivid hyper specific depictions of American subcultures in between vape rips. Tell me more of these hams Felix we love you buddy

  • @ince55ant

    @ince55ant

    Жыл бұрын

    i'd love a How To With John Wilson type show thats just guys felix crafts.

  • @jag_140
    @jag_140 Жыл бұрын

    The bot complaining about sci-fi movies at 37:20 kinda sounds like Dennis Prager or Ben Shapiro.

  • @samzeng159
    @samzeng159 Жыл бұрын

    AI Brandon can win 2024 in a landslide

  • @ince55ant

    @ince55ant

    Жыл бұрын

    SODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @samzeng159

    @samzeng159

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ince55ant "We like stems, We like seeds" 2024

  • @maunaowakea777
    @maunaowakea77711 ай бұрын

    best intro ever

  • @noahchopson7136
    @noahchopson7136 Жыл бұрын

    My mans experienced an article overdose in this ep

  • @marcuswalters8093
    @marcuswalters8093 Жыл бұрын

    What would you prefer, a little girl who looks normal but has the soul of Richard Belzer, or a little girl with the face of Richard Belzer?

  • @Mark-jr6ld

    @Mark-jr6ld

    Жыл бұрын

    My my my Belzerface my my Belzerface

  • @thomasgiles2876
    @thomasgiles2876 Жыл бұрын

    Like the entire city of New York didn't worship a rat carrying a slice of garbage up some steps.

  • @brendancostello9777

    @brendancostello9777

    Жыл бұрын

    Thou shalt not speak ill of Pizza Rat!

  • @DanRec1312
    @DanRec1312 Жыл бұрын

    Please get Matt a pop filter

  • @feydrautha012
    @feydrautha012 Жыл бұрын

    I remember campaigning for Jared Polis (not that it was a competitive district) at the same time I was doing volunteer work for Obama in 2008. The first time I saw him making news after getting elected was when Polis watered down the House version of the ACA to make it more business-friendly. If you think you'd like a Scott Walker presidency, you'll probably be very satisfied with ~90% of the policies of Polis.

  • @Mark-jr6ld

    @Mark-jr6ld

    Жыл бұрын

    He seemed like a very nice young man who was excited to become another business goon and copy whatever Obama does

  • @cia4U9525

    @cia4U9525

    Жыл бұрын

    You could even call them Polisies

  • @Retrostar619
    @Retrostar619 Жыл бұрын

    Great ep

  • @jakezonis17
    @jakezonis17 Жыл бұрын

    Instant classic episode

  • @johnsammis3198
    @johnsammis3198 Жыл бұрын

    They wildly embellished that Lasch/Carter anecdote from Rick Perlstein's Reaganland. Carter told Lasch he speed-read The Culture of Narcissism. Then he asked if his book had any answers, for which Lasch said "I don't know". Lasch then wrote a detailed letter to Carter urging for corporate regulation and redistribution of wealth.

  • @rolafgrim8039
    @rolafgrim8039 Жыл бұрын

    Anyone got a link to just the intro w ai Biden?

  • @Mark-jr6ld
    @Mark-jr6ld Жыл бұрын

    Big donkin Delaware mids

  • @gloobark
    @gloobark Жыл бұрын

    very Felix heavy 😐

  • @the_exegete

    @the_exegete

    Жыл бұрын

    very heavy Felix

  • @cow_tools_
    @cow_tools_ Жыл бұрын

    Pretty guttered that Jimmy Carter won't beat Kissinger.

  • @MrAntipaganda

    @MrAntipaganda

    Жыл бұрын

    Not enough evil.

  • @ince55ant

    @ince55ant

    Жыл бұрын

    the secret is to make multiple conflicting deals with various demons. it required using extra-terrestrial children but seems worth it tbh

  • @mj.l

    @mj.l

    Жыл бұрын

    guttered

  • @davidells6760
    @davidells6760 Жыл бұрын

    Love, Sidney

  • @imeowmeowkat
    @imeowmeowkat Жыл бұрын

    Another fantastic episode bapo choys

  • @mrplinkett4429
    @mrplinkett4429 Жыл бұрын

    I will do anything that wants seeds

  • @fwowncwown
    @fwowncwown Жыл бұрын

    Chapo is funnier than ever.❤️

  • @bitteralmonds666

    @bitteralmonds666

    Жыл бұрын

    Better than Chapo Del Ocho. 🐝

  • @dethkon

    @dethkon

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bitteralmonds666 Better than “El Chapo” Guzman.

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 Жыл бұрын

    Is AI Biden in the room with us rn? Goddamn it jack I am I’m a ghost stuck here don’t make me an angry Irish succubus

  • @TildaSwintonPlayingThomYorke
    @TildaSwintonPlayingThomYorke Жыл бұрын

    37:41 no one was scared when Descartesbot thought and therefore was during web -3.1

  • @darthlegit
    @darthlegit Жыл бұрын

    the harbringer eh

  • @KarmaPaym3ntPlan

    @KarmaPaym3ntPlan

    Жыл бұрын

    Assuming that was from Felix, 23:34 - Coltaire

  • @darthlegit

    @darthlegit

    Жыл бұрын

    @@KarmaPaym3ntPlan whatever he did to sound like this he should keep doing it

  • @KarmaPaym3ntPlan

    @KarmaPaym3ntPlan

    Жыл бұрын

    @@darthlegit haha, no doubt

  • @nimzomitch
    @nimzomitch Жыл бұрын

    "Harbringer" Har

  • @hagbardceline7118
    @hagbardceline7118 Жыл бұрын

    Been a lot of talk about wizards and mages lately.

  • @thelaughingmanhadtherighti5256
    @thelaughingmanhadtherighti52562 ай бұрын

    Just realized the thumbnail is from 2001 & not the guy from Powerman 5000.

  • @topcatmatt
    @topcatmatt Жыл бұрын

    fellas, chek out da Dayton Family

  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte8933 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy "History's Greatest Monster" Carter

  • @jonas1015119
    @jonas1015119 Жыл бұрын

    there actually is a temple for rats in India (Karni Mata Temple)

  • @michaelreich9714
    @michaelreich9714 Жыл бұрын

    James Earl Carter....gave us a $30 dollar tax rebate so we could buy our bags. Woo-Hoo!

  • @daviddestin1990
    @daviddestin1990 Жыл бұрын

    Great intro- c’mon Jack hit the brix w/ yer seeds and stems. When Christman piped up with “Her pussy is not p0ppin’” I freakin lost it. Still randomly giggling, that might be the years most quotable quote so far 👻

  • @weejockpoopongmcplop
    @weejockpoopongmcplop Жыл бұрын

    In fairness to Pete he almost got 11,000 votes when he first won the mayoralty.

  • @DavidVallner
    @DavidVallner Жыл бұрын

    mfw no mention of Marianne Williamson in the democrat candidates

  • @razorbladerabbit4679
    @razorbladerabbit4679 Жыл бұрын

    i thought cap was a verb? just trying to stay hip like you.

  • @ronmustachio5329

    @ronmustachio5329

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s an emoji

  • @bitteralmonds666
    @bitteralmonds666 Жыл бұрын

    I JUST CAME HERE TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT! 🥤🍟🍔🦄

  • @SatelliteSoundLab
    @SatelliteSoundLab Жыл бұрын

    what

  • @nimzomitch
    @nimzomitch Жыл бұрын

    Matt's audio seems especially off in this one

  • @whyisgooglemakingmedothis603
    @whyisgooglemakingmedothis603 Жыл бұрын

    : Hollowed Brandon restored his humanity - now he's the Lord of the Dank Soul - whether he's chiefing with Solaire at the Kiln of the First Flame until the Age of Dark, we'll never know.

  • @zainmudassir2964
    @zainmudassir2964 Жыл бұрын

    Lol Brandon

  • @marcuswalters8093
    @marcuswalters8093 Жыл бұрын

    Try having a day for the Prime Minister in the UK. Get your arse laughed right out of here.

  • @joshuamarx8209
    @joshuamarx8209 Жыл бұрын

    Trump is DONE.

  • @jugo1944
    @jugo1944 Жыл бұрын

    Broke back mtn is not a great movie, it's a shameless tear jerker that cynically plays on peoples' sense of obligation to look progressive

  • @burningsky23
    @burningsky23 Жыл бұрын

    Imagine a plate of spaghetti and sauce with the steaming heads of Ron DeSantos and Xi Jinpoobear resting on top. Yummy!

  • @ProbablyOnLSD6669
    @ProbablyOnLSD6669 Жыл бұрын

    “harbringer”

  • @fwowncwown
    @fwowncwown Жыл бұрын

    President Davidson = fav president

  • @godhimself1128

    @godhimself1128

    Жыл бұрын

    what Pete Davidson? who are you talking about?

  • @mj.l

    @mj.l

    Жыл бұрын

    @@godhimself1128david d. davidson jr

  • @kwinkeo

    @kwinkeo

    Жыл бұрын

    @@godhimself1128 decker's commander in chief.

  • @zainmudassir2964
    @zainmudassir2964 Жыл бұрын

    I wish an AI chatbot gave me some nice black girl magic 🪄