"Folks, I'm a Muslim now. And people are saying, they've never seen a Muslim as good as me. Inshallah, I'm serious. In fact I spoke to Allah the other day, he's a great guy. Listen to this, he said I was the best Muslim. He said "Donald, I've never seen a Muslim like you before". It's true! But we love Muhammad now. He's our prophet. He's the best, isn't he the best? Not like Obama. I went to Mosque the other day, and there were so many people there. So many people there to see me, and to see me pray."

@ATMOSK1234

Жыл бұрын

This is far too cogent to come out of trumps mouth.

@philesq9595

Жыл бұрын

"Not like Obama.." LOL

@janosmarothy5409

Жыл бұрын

We love Sunni Islam, don't we folks? I have to tell you, it's got the best teachings. So wise. Very smart. Abu Bakr too, he's real smart, and handsome too. Just look at him, big strong guy. We all know he's the rightful successor. Don't listen to washed up psycho Ali! A sick scammer!

@zehsackett6132

Жыл бұрын

10/10

@zehsackett6132

Жыл бұрын

This is like a nick mullen bit

It's always cool to see Ike, I really miss MadTV

@YungM.D.

Жыл бұрын

To me, he’ll always be Ivan from Eastbound and Down

Had no idea Carter killed that many special forces, he’s my favorite president now

Where is the liberal driller when the world needs him most?😢

@jingbot1071

Жыл бұрын

The world ALWAYS needs the liberal driller.

@julymagnus493

Жыл бұрын

Napoleon Bonaparte was the original liberal driller

Felix going after Anthony Bourdain 😂😂😂

@bt404

Жыл бұрын

What's he got against Bourdain?

@Hippiethecat124

Жыл бұрын

​@@bt404 I think a dig at how his travel shows used to film in locations that were embroiled in active social/economic/military conflicts. I felt Bourdain was trying to "raise awareness" through it, but I can also see how it comes of as soyfacing at live mortar shells for money.

@garcalej

Жыл бұрын

@@Hippiethecat124 More like he ate at one of their favorite sandwich shops in NY and now there’s a line out the door every damn Friday.

trump arrested but it goes exactly like it did in the dark knight for the joker

The boys almost nail it when they say "isn't this just a way for the republicans to not deal with Trump." This is pro DeSantis. DeSantis can offer Trump a pardon in exchange for his voters, which could be enough to get him over the line. If Trump doesn't take the deal DeSantis doesn't run and waits until 2028. Win-win.

@nicanornunez9787

Жыл бұрын

Yep yep. But his energy is going into roast him. If I was Biden I would leave him out as much as I can.

@blackdog9698919

Жыл бұрын

That's a horrible plan. Why is Ron DeSanctimonious so stupid?

Come on, Don Jr's real dad was a Puerto Rican gardener.

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lol it will turn to super jail with trump as the warden .

I’m pretty sure it would be the Cellino and Barnes or the JG Wentworth jingle instead of Mozart.

Our large prison son

Trump in Con Air

Orange is definitely his color. Own it trump.

No surprise former VP Pencildick threw Mr. Trump under the bus. Meatball Man also offered a weak and tepid defense.

I don't get it. Paying Stormy to not talk to the press was an excellent use of campaign funds.

@nicanornunez9787

Жыл бұрын

I know it was one good control of damages, like what an unfair world all the BS he does and going for one of his smartest decisions.

@freakyzed8467

Жыл бұрын

Don't use campaign funds. Use private ones. Laws are laws.

@DiarrheaBubbles

Жыл бұрын

@@freakyzed8467 Why not use campaign funds? Her keeping her mouth shut was beneficial to his campaign. It's essentially a PR expense.

@blackdog9698919

Жыл бұрын

It's a bullshit charge and I can't see how they could possibly make it stick. Election campaign funds are routinely used for stuff like this. Normally all that happens is they get caught in an audit and then have to pay a minor fine, because in order to make a criminal charge stick, you have to prove beyond all reasonable doubt that the candidate _knowingly_ and _willfully_ broke campaign finance laws, which is impossible. It's very obviously just someone trying to intimidate Trump out of running in 2024.

As someone who is asexual, I can tell you that Trump definitely is. He'd just point to whatever woman he sputtered all over and say "I did that" because he wants people to be impressed with his manliness. There is no one who would say that his interest in sex has anything to do with love or desire.

@businessofrhythm2315

Ай бұрын

Projecting much? How do you even know your ace lol? Have you explored all the other options before trying to obnoxiously different

Trump without hair, makeup, and girdle for 48hrs is like me without heroin for the same duration. It's the Margot Kidder Meltdown look and I'm here for it. Sorry no heroin for the time being so please don't ask. I'm committed to withdrawal-and-vibe in sympathy with the event.

Those are NOT what Trump's arms look like! Replace them with two pieces of Cheetos for a more realistic picture

Sorry Charlie, get back up on your Harley, Win, lose, or draw; plus beat you at atari.

Not happening but memes r fun

He was eager to arrest the executive from Huawei for 3 years, he bragged about it and said he would release her as part trade negotiations. But now when it's his turn he suddenly don't like this type of treatment anymore. Isn't that funny...

22:52 FYI boys - people close to Calamari call him Matty the Squid

I have a feeling that his hair is not going to look so great? especially when one side is down to his shoulders and the other side isn’t can’t wait to see mug shot

@ince55ant

Жыл бұрын

currently getting hair stylist training like Will Farrel in Get Hard

hi

Neon lights, Nobel prize When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies You won't have to follow me Only you can set me free I sell the things you need to be I'm the smiling face on the old TV Oh, I'm the cult of personality I exploit you, still you love me I tell you, one and one makes three Oh, I'm the cult of personality

@StopItGarrison

Жыл бұрын

I'm gay

@technologic21

Жыл бұрын

@@StopItGarrison nah, you're a scat man.

@StopItGarrison

Жыл бұрын

@@technologic21 thank you

@thepolarphantasm2319

Жыл бұрын

Even cm punk is more popular than dump these days lol

If trump was in shawshank redemption he’d play Mach man over the speaker

You think you know everything and you don't stop you don't care about the people you don't care about you self why you make you think you care about the people

@blackdog9698919

Жыл бұрын

What?

Donnie isn't going too jail. Cry harder.

@kylet7784

Жыл бұрын

Yeah we already know that chief, strawman harder.

@RipTheJackR

Жыл бұрын

Cry? Either way this is already funny :)

@blackdog9698919

Жыл бұрын

"Donnie isn't going _to_ jail." Get that extra 'o' outta here.

@Isaaxz123

Жыл бұрын

no shit, its still funny this incompetent fuck got himself arrested. Nixon did way worse and got a sweet pardon.

@thepolarphantasm2319

Жыл бұрын

He doesn't have to go to jail. He's already killed the GOP - dude did good work. Shame he had to melt all the morons' brains and steal their pensions to do it but hey, whatever gets us dem rule for decades I approve of it