I love how the solution to police brutality is always more cops

@Some_Average_Joe

Жыл бұрын

This from the people who think the solution to capitalism deteriorating society is more capitalism. Doubling down is all they know.

@ince55ant

Жыл бұрын

@@Some_Average_Joe but what if free-market policing?

@Some_Average_Joe

Жыл бұрын

@@ince55ant I think there was a documentary about that, Robocop I believe?

@ChewyThomson

Жыл бұрын

@@ince55ant what if policing but on the blockchain

@technologic21

Жыл бұрын

It's called escalation. "We start wearing Kevlar, they buy armor piercing rounds." - Gordon, Batman Begins

"Don't Worry, Be Happy" playing on a loop in Hell sounds like a Far Side cartoon.

I have always said that the pigs act like an occupying army, but I suppose you could call them "gangs", to use their own nomenclature...

@jaydinledford6990

Жыл бұрын

Blue gang, I call em

@sandequation2653

Жыл бұрын

I would say they ARE a gang that ACTS like an occupying army. All these sheriff's departments assuming nation-wide support, even when they're just an isolated cadre of thugs.

@Knight-Bishop

Жыл бұрын

Then you have ex-military who did civilian liasing overseas trying to join PD's and getting fired for actually trying to de-escalate. So they're actually *worse* than an occupying army.

@technologic21

Жыл бұрын

A society that outsources/trades its freedom for security deserves neither.

@ince55ant

Жыл бұрын

as someone who has lived during and post military occupation, the USA cops are something much worse. they're basically like Frank Kitson led paratroopers. or like those militias that get supported by intellegence services so they're supercharged with technology and intel

Matt Yglesias is the biggest submental writing today, fucking hell

@ChewyThomson

Жыл бұрын

Just the softest brain imaginable.

@xalrath

Жыл бұрын

@@ChewyThomson noahpinion is dumber. matty's just clever enough to occasionally be deliberately annoying

@Fluxquark

Жыл бұрын

And he's being paid more than I ever will even though I work as a scientist lmao. Capitalism really rewards innovation and hard work lol

They do things differently in Hell, they're a little bit twisted. It's like The Addams Family.

@user-hy8uo5ig9o

Жыл бұрын

if you choose to run away with me, i will tickle you eternally, and i see nothing wrong with that.

I like the imagery God touchdown spiking priests into Hell, and Hell is ruled by the South Park Satan trying to welcome them with a musical number.

And when the world needed Christopher Dorner the most, he vanished

@herpderp728

Жыл бұрын

The real Christopher Dorners were the ones in out hearts 💕

@joekuvorkian

Жыл бұрын

@@herpderp728 maybe the real Christopher Dorners were the friends we made a long the way

@kazumahazeuzumaki

Жыл бұрын

Can't corner the Dorner.

The scorpion unit is a very ironic name when you consider the "scorpion and the frog" story and its implications

@No.0.o.0

Жыл бұрын

Or the princess and the frog

@ince55ant

Жыл бұрын

i dunno, i can imagine some cop hearing the fable and thinking "that scorpion is bad-ass. that woke frog was stupid. i am the scorpion in this story and it means i'm awesome"

@marcantoinelab12321

Жыл бұрын

@@No.0.o.0 the princess and the frog that both resisted arrest so I set up a sting operation to blackmail them into mule-ing illegal substances to fund the sting operation and my wife's breast expansion surgery and my john deer lawnmower

"Special victim creating units"

Resurrecting Lord Infamous to deal with Memphis PD

@theroyalcrane

Жыл бұрын

That's a revenge horror film I'd watch. Call it Scarecrow.

Minor audio compilation error at 36 minutes

@Mannydamon

Жыл бұрын

Probably took out the song for YT Copyright ©️ 😅 💀

Don't Worry Be Trappy.

That police for America programme was immediately the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.

@Some_Average_Joe

Жыл бұрын

I dunno, I still think the couple with their own breeding program was dumber

@Black_pearl_adrift

Жыл бұрын

@@Some_Average_Joe the longtermism guys? That’s just embarrassingly dorky imo

@minamur

Жыл бұрын

matt yglesias should do something more useful with his time

The Shield but exclusively with grad students. Felix you genius

Waiting for your 🔌 @ 4am

Will is my favorite Chapo because he doesnt care to admit he likes things that are considered "lame" like Billy Joel, despite the fact that the Chapo fanbase is almost exclusively made of edgy 20 somethings

Never would’ve seen a red wall reference coming 10/10

Dont worry be Chappy

@thomasgiles2876

Жыл бұрын

Monkey paw finger curls Felix will now rediscover the Niel Blomkamp film Chappie and hold it up as a forgotten masterpiece

Hang on, if it's a 17th C version, wouldn't it be, 'We *Did* Start the Fire?'

@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

Жыл бұрын

Buddy, it's been burning since the world's been turning

remember the liberal driller lol?

Why do all these religious types ignore *actual* demonic lyrics? Like, throw on some Mayhem, Mercyful Fate, Venom, or Bathory.

@PoolNoodleGundam

Жыл бұрын

Actual satanists and satanic lyrics are painfully mundane (by virtue of actually existing), whereas the deranged psychosexual christian conception of these things is that of a supernatural, permanent force of pure literal evil. Because that doesn't fucking exist, they have to break out the yarn and start doing biblical numerology quack misinterpretations.

@ince55ant

Жыл бұрын

because they dont care and are actually leeching fame like some kind of gaudy lich

Get armed. Get armed.

@ellie3910

Жыл бұрын

Then what homie?

@joshuamarx8209

Жыл бұрын

I'd say get organized and numerous first but okay dude.. France is making a mockery of us and they're just as inculcated to Capitalism as we are ... Those cops wouldn't have left that street alive in Paris, lol

I wonder if that clown has even read the Inferno. I was raised catholic, and like to reread passages whenever I feel downhearted and beatdown. The miser's fate is perhaps my favorite.

@jaydinledford6990

Жыл бұрын

Doesn't he get molten gold poured down his esophagus? It's been a while. Which - by staind -- Is probably the music they play in hell

@noidontlikeu

Жыл бұрын

@@jaydinledford6990 nah that's the song that plays in the part of purgatory where you just burn

@minamur

Жыл бұрын

i didn't know the inferno was one of the books in the catholic bible, i thought it was just fiction.

Hey! I used to have Don't Worry Be Happy, UB40's Red Red Wine and Harry Belafonte's Jump In The Line on a mix tape I made from the radio, I'll have you know that I never heard any complaints when I put it on.

@pietzsche

Жыл бұрын

Because those are all bangers

@SatelliteSoundLab

Жыл бұрын

Hell yeah dogg blast that shit for Jim

@the-craig

Жыл бұрын

Jump in The Line carrying a lot of weight here

One way to definitely get the hogs against you is to ban their precious TikTok.

1:25 Billy Joel's least favorite Billy Joel song

🤣…if you apologize for using a word like mascara because you didn’t know that it had an alternative meaning, you need to…just join the dnc, because you’ll be running it in two years flat.

@juliettedemaso7588

Жыл бұрын

If you’re censored for saying a word like “assault”, but as a massive global group collectively agree on a benign replacement word so you can continue to actually communicate .. that’s a bit less of the ol’ “har-har look at these dumb blue haired kids” though isn’t it.

Why’d the audio drop at 36:20? Felix?! 😂😂

@Radiohead801

Жыл бұрын

It’s because they played Don’t Worry, Be Happy. Fear of copyright strike on KZread.

Another banger from the Catholic fallacy vault. Guilty hellbound priest gives elaborate hoax preaches piety, and then humble brags about his personal forgiveness quest, pass the tithe plate and play us out boy's. 💰

Shouldn’t the mini mega church guy honestly relax, because didn’t Jesus take a three or so tour of hell, (or, idk, was he on a mission, and his dad sent him there to spy?)-anyways if it’s good enough for Jesus, why the hell isn’t it good enough for him. (Please disregard if I got my catechism wrong and/or simply bought something I heard about on cable television).

I would love we didn't start the fire for hell on earth. Banger idea as always will.

a can-of-beans futures 😂

There will be no peace until the Winklevoss twins can beat the shit out of someone for a broken tail light.

For the algorithm

I would ABSOLUTELY buy a cameo appearance from someone interesting in hell, but you just KNOW that they’re expensive and booked up forever …

You'd think they would play the whips and chains Rihanna song in hell

@iwantsomecookies08

Жыл бұрын

yeah, but it had to be a song a middle-aged grifter would know; so, a hit from 15 years ago.

Picturing a unit of police for america grad students attempting to do a buy/bust.

Seems like a banger ad to have someone say "this song played while I was in hell" 😎 Might record some tracks, pipe them into coma patients' ears and hope they wake to tell the tale. Easy five subs

The 10 lb. phone is a reasonable idea but people would just design a 10 lb. phone holder, probably like a harmonica holder

It would make a great sitcom though.

When are the Chapo POGS droppin?

Dr. Phil going off the air - too many TTI liability lawsuits?

The giants are real guy probably didn't die, his obituary was posted on a user submitted obit page 2 hours after his alleged death, and the rest of his family's social media presence (outside of tik tok) didn't really deviate from business as usual posting at all

"Umbrella" plays in Hell for sure, "DWBH" is a great song and Avatar SUX!

"Am I old? Is that why I find Tik Tok so uniquely disturbing?" Honestly, Will? Yeah. Before Tik Tok was the Boomer panic du jour, it was Facebook. Before that, Vine. Before that, Myspace. Before that, Napster. Before that, probably chat rooms. Same hysteria with a dose of anti-China sentiment added for flavor.

@MOON-rw9ze

Жыл бұрын

Lol comparing tik tok to Napster

@narcopsy

Жыл бұрын

Tiktok is uniquely crappy compared to your examples. Just ppl yelling 2inches from the camera in 10 second videos. It just sucks

@FreakyFriday4Phaggs

Жыл бұрын

I *HardDick Heavy* agree: TikTok is Repugnant Disgusting display and schizophrenic infecting Ferber. BUT! On the principle of 1st amend, it isn't any different from Twitter. Same crowd of OnLineTard-idiots getting lost in the noise trying to 1 up another.

@ringo8410

Жыл бұрын

@@narcopsy I'm sure it does. I don't think Tik Tok is 'good' necessarily, only that the push to ban it is dumb Boomer hysteria, and it's disappointing for the Chapo boys to fall victim to it.

@HollowGolem

Жыл бұрын

@@ringo8410 They didn't, though...

All I wannabe is..

@condor237

Жыл бұрын

A gay midget

@quester09

Жыл бұрын

8 bn$ in pesos

@qwert0

Жыл бұрын

happy

@SmashTVBerlin

Жыл бұрын

Doris Gay

@lil_rat_boy4472

Жыл бұрын

Giancarlo Granda

With respect to the whole Andrew story it's worth remembering that for centuries the death of a long-standing monarch resulted in an orgy of violence as various members of the ruling family staked a claim for succession. Not even women and children were spared in this race to take the crown. I find it fascinating that the incriminating photo of Andrew and VR had been circulating for a long time and yet the authorities only really got interested during the final years as the Queen's health began to fade. This question becomes even more intruiging when you consider the opinions of seasoned royal watchers who claim Andrew (reputedly the Queen's favourite) is in fact the son of Lord Porchester - once the Queen's paramour. They certainly look very similar. If this were true it would undoubtedly lead to complications with respect to the question of succession. It raises the mystery of precisely WHO snapped the photo of Andrew and VR? We weren't in the smartphone era so it had to be a standalone camera. But someone taking photographs - in what was an obvious blackmail operation run by Maxwell and company) with Andrew not just in shot with an underage girl but also Maxwell herself (a woman who knew the dangers of publicity)? It's just too ... suspicious. If Maxwell wasn't part of this operation I'd expect her (or her goon squad) to grab that camera, rough up the photographer and completely destroy any negatives. And yet she didn't. It'll be interesting to see how far this story is pushed after the King's coronation at which point any claims Andrew might be entertaining would be null and void. But if this were an attempt by rival factions within the royal family - it amply demonstrates how much of a long game they play when it comes to who assumes the throne. As the wise guys used to say, "It's just business. Aint nothing personal".

@foehammer5047

Жыл бұрын

... who is the other faction? The line of succession doesn't even lead to Andrew. Who would be like "I need to move Andrew out of the way. He's my real barrier to power, not Charles, William or Harry." What nonsense.

@deaddropholiday

Жыл бұрын

@@foehammer5047 That's right - factional infighting has never taken place within the royal family. I mean - Lord Mountbatten heading a potential coup overthrowing a standing British PM (ostensibly without the knowledge of the regent) .... preposterous. As for Andrew being snapped in the presence of not just an underage girl but an obvious agent for British intelligence running an even more OBVIOUS blackmail operation (bear in mind, Maxwell Snr worked for SOE and Maxwell Jr - Ghislaine's sister - headed a company which wrote critically important tracing software for the NSA and CIA as part of the War on Terror) - that's just co-incidence. (Bloody) factional infighting has been a staple of all royal families since the beginnings of recorded history. I can give you dozens of examples spread over thousands of years stretching all the way back to the Greeks, Romans, Egyptians etc. But YOU can somehow ignore all of this established history because you're so gullible to think we've all evolved to a higher plane of morality. Don't make me laugh! 🤣🤣🤣

@fkrkf

11 ай бұрын

I'm intrigued. Where are you getting this stuff from?

Do u guys ever consider there are a lot of shitty dangerous people out there n I hate the worst of police abuse let me see any of you guys putting your self in there shoes mind you I wouldn't do it either but it's not an easy problem to solve some people suck and are violent

@jasonwilson2377

Жыл бұрын

And you can talk about systemic racism or poverty but at the end of the day there alot of dangerous people out there

@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

Жыл бұрын

Yeah and a lot of them become cops so they can do bad stuff and get away with it.

@nerd2115

Жыл бұрын

@@jasonwilson2377 yea tese dangerous ppl you are talking about carry badges and guns. 🤡

@guitarchim

Жыл бұрын

ACAB includes your family member

@FreakyFriday4Phaggs

Жыл бұрын

If you're scared of knives, stay out of the Knife Drawer.

The problem with Chapo's anticop hysteria is they don't realize that other people aren't like them. They don't have the same motivations and intentions and are not nearly as socially functional. While there's room for improvement in the ranks of law enforcement, tragedies like Tyre's death are the exception, not the rule.

@Abyisto1

Жыл бұрын

PIG

@malcolmseabrook8770

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's an exception that these dudes might actually get jail time. What level of brainworms do you need to post this

@joshmccollen700

Жыл бұрын

@@malcolmseabrook8770 How do you mean?

@malcolmseabrook8770

Жыл бұрын

@@joshmccollen700 your response to cops murdering people is to run defense for the cops. You're either a cop or unhinged.

@joshmccollen700

Жыл бұрын

@@malcolmseabrook8770 That's what you read? Really? It's always other people with brainworms, isn't it? It's never you.

I thought the man was Ash from alien.

qwibby will destroy people’s penchant for the short format video. That will cure the US of its on-line ailments 🧉🦄

@henryglennon3864

Жыл бұрын

RIP Qwibby. You were too beautiful for this world, I guess?