I, Am. The. First. Sending love to Matt Christman.

A guy that controls every micromole of magnesium in his diet and wavelength of light that hits his retina was never not going to be a weird freak to the people he dates

You know, merging Matt Christman's conscious with the AI complex a-la Helios in Deus Ex would be a very solid outcome for the planet.

I'm a quadriplegic. The chip has enabled my current 72 hour gooning sesh!

I thought matt was about to grab the mic and start yelling about something for a second and got rock hard 😢

Sending our love down the well for Matt

"LinkedIn woman" is such an accurate term lmao

Matt exploded his brain just like Lenin. Couldnt handle thinking of all the contradictions.

I wish the New York Times spared even half of this empathy for some British royal for the Palestinians.

The Carville segment was screaming for Matt's cajun accent. Best wishes for our big boy's recovery <3

ummm ppl have moved cursors using their brains for decades. its extremely old technology.

They will never be what they were in their prime

All the shits probably in Russia because they confiscated them from the Nazis who were collecting it

The show , without Matt, has really taken a [redacted] . I mean seriously , where do these [redacted] get off [redacted] [redacted]

Please stop fake laughing! If someone says something funny, laugh, if not, don't

The House of Windsor is a trailer park

I hope a Nigerian hacker doesn't hack Matt's brain.

Does anyone know the password to the public Wi-Fi network “Matt’s Neuralink implant”?

oh she had cancer? that explains how that guy got shot in the head

Lol