Fox News feat. Stavros Halkias | Chapo Trap House
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Original release date (6/13/22)
Stavvy stops by to discuss his new KZread stand-up special and, of course, help answer advice questions submitted to other publications. This edition features a particularly insane mix of advice seekers and includes lazy first graders, animal apparel charity fraud, and the mischievous spirit of the Fox.Watch Stav’s special right now for free at: • Live at the Lodge Room... in our store is 25% off now through the end of July: shop.chapotraphouse.com/And finally, keep your eyes on Patreon for information on presale tickets for our August 4th show at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, OR.
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I'm in the hospital recovering from a bong hit transplant trying not to split my stitches listening to the 1.4 inch pianist. Hell yeah dude.
@berdyderg900
2 жыл бұрын
Wow, references
@davidbohm1866
2 жыл бұрын
@@berdyderg900 99% of comments are references to something in the clip. Is this your first day on the internet? Also, you've left over 700 comments with references to something spoken about in the video. Your lack of self awareness is amazing.
@berdyderg900
2 жыл бұрын
@@davidbohm1866 ?
@idcompiler
2 жыл бұрын
@@davidbohm1866 ladies and gentlemen we got him
@MagufoBoy
2 жыл бұрын
I bet you are feeling the gentrified urge to open the 3rd coffee shop on one block in Brooklyn
AITA: my child is being tempted by a Native American fable at the neighbors’ and I mandated that they not go to sleepovers there anymore
stavvy truly popping off on all fronts. 1 Million views and counting on his special, that barstool appearance, etc. we love to see our gay podcaster succeed, don’t we folks!
@vitaminwater9662
2 жыл бұрын
hes fat too
@polishpipebomb
2 жыл бұрын
He was on Hasan making the ladies wheeze, he's about to steal ludwigs girl.
Hell yeah dude. I love hanging out with my best friends, having a good time, and meaningfully contributing to the conversations.
@bsh819
2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude
@DownUFO
2 жыл бұрын
That rocks man
@joshuamarx8209
2 жыл бұрын
Boo-yah.
@johndrocky4377
2 жыл бұрын
@@joshuamarx8209 But Jetson gets “boo-yah” Not boomer stuff? Umm 🤔 okay 🤣😂 ☮️❤️
@joshuamarx8209
2 жыл бұрын
@@johndrocky4377 🥴
For the live action remake of Disney’s Hercules, Stav should play Phil
@sothatsdevintart2562
7 ай бұрын
He’d probably be the only actually Greek Guy in the entire cast.
The Stav episodes are always legendary.
@DeadBoneJones
2 жыл бұрын
we love our fat greek oaf, don't we folks?
I love that "get your kids into sports" was the exact perfect advice that person needed and Stav arrived to it almost as an afterthought.
I’m crying at this “my kids learning bad habits from a Fox” bit. Holy shit
@c-r
Жыл бұрын
I read this comment before playing the video and I did not expect this comment to not be about the news outlet lol
Foreskin master general Stavros
Let your daughter grow up to be Princess Mononoke
Last time I learned a lesson from a fox it was this: when a guy confronts you for attacking his rabbits, run away quickly
As a gay man, this is all I could ask for.
"A pug with some little pants on" lol
@fyt54321
2 жыл бұрын
(1:07:10) ... Until I heard him say it in context I thought this must have been Stavvy talking about himself.
I can't believe they got famous stand-up comedian Stavros Halkias on the pod, a far stride from humble beginnings
@darthnephilim
2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully they can get international star Tom “The Comedian Assassin” Myers
@lacomic3820
2 жыл бұрын
@@darthnephilim Seth Simon
49:27 “ ableism gets a bad rap but it’s probably prevented a lot of racism” 😂
@stevenhetzel6483
2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not ableist, I have disabled friends." is my new go-to
These are the 4 Horsewomen of the Apocolypse. The fact that all 4 of them exist in the same time period is proof of the end times.
Can't believe Chapo stole Stavros
this is some peak Stavros right here, the bit about the charity lady was too good
Stav is so mad that they won’t let that kid do stuff that rules
I'm gay
I'm a Baltimore homer, but when it comes to funny corruption, no other city can handle New Orleans.
@stevenhetzel6483
2 жыл бұрын
Come on, y'all got Mark Norma- I mean Kevin Hart, and Theo Von
THANK YOU 🙏 CHAPO TRAP HOUSE FOR ALL THE AWESOME VIDEOS!!! 👏🔥🥊
@polishpipebomb
2 жыл бұрын
All your replies are wholesome boomer posts, chapo of the week right here
@joshuamarx8209
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for reminding boomers literally still exist...
@billyscenic5610
2 жыл бұрын
@@polishpipebomb Enjoy your future hellscape zoomer.
@johndrocky4377
2 жыл бұрын
@@polishpipebomb & Josh, I am NOT A BOOMER, but thank you 🙏 I guess? 🤣😂🤣😎🤣 🙏☮️❤️🤲
Who here is gay? I am.
@DMO-DMO-DMO
2 жыл бұрын
I'm Gay Actor Michael Douglas
@Mannydamon
2 жыл бұрын
Im Robert DeGayo
@sunnohh
2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah, dudes in this thread
@castielsisko2120
2 жыл бұрын
@Special K pinky promise capeesh?
@elimontoya8626
2 жыл бұрын
@Stoosid steve Says the obviously gay man.
It will never stop being funny that Stav pretends he was good at sports as a kid lol
The Kurt Braunohler This is Not Happening has my favorite Baltimore story. Basically, someone rode in to the mayor's office on a literacy program because apparently 20% of Baltimore can't read and then just spent all the money building a new stadium for the Ravens. They then used the remaining money to put up a bunch of posters. Good listen, give it a search.
the special was great stavvy keep killing it
My favorite part about Stavros is he somehow, while spouting nothing but nonsense, seems to annoy right-wingers more than almost anyone. I think it's because he's by his own admission pretty much an idiot, but that just makes it even more frustrating to a right-winger when they can't figure out if he's making or mocking a point.
@Gum_Cuzzler
2 жыл бұрын
Stav is only considered ‘dumb’ because he hangs out with a bunch of mensa members and high functioning autismos. He’s way more insightful than the average person.
@joshuamarx8209
2 жыл бұрын
Wtf does that really mean Hank? Double-dog-dare ya bub..
@johndrocky4377
2 жыл бұрын
I agree ☝️ with Hank. IMO, anyone who is consistently annoying right wingers is doing “God’s Work”! 🤣😂🤣🔥🤣 🔥🥊🔥🥊🔥
@hannibalb8276
Жыл бұрын
It's funny because it reminds right wingers that even the dumbest leftist like stav is still smarter than the smartest right winger, lmao
@JasonMaguire-ql7rn
Жыл бұрын
@@Gum_Cuzzler lmaoooo no he's absolutely clueless. The amount of just braindead stupid things he's said sincerely on cumtown is astounding.
Oh fuck yeah, Stavvy Baby
I watch fox news because Im a gay furry
@samus598
2 жыл бұрын
I always change my litter box before I turn on Fox News, so I can lay a fresh one while I watch Tucker.
I'm coming! Stavros in tha house!
"ablism gets a bad rap, but it probably helped stop a lotta racism"
36:30 “you have cursed this little kid with sentience. She has to be alive. She has to learn skills. It sucks **** to learn new skills. It sucks **** to learn.”
Hell yeah
Dude wouldn't have killed himself if he'd seen Fido's knitted fitted
"Folks, we are opening a new front in the campaign on women's self-esteem" Will Menaker 12:13
Stavros mentioning Catherine Pugh and Chaps Pit beef (specifically being in a strip club parking lot) is good baltimore representation.
I kept seeing it recommended and so I gave it a watch and I thought it was really good even having always been a fan of stav I didn't think I'd like it that much. I thought it was real quality. I'm glad he's doing some stand up again
Tom Myers dunking on Stav is priceless.
@stevenhetzel6483
2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe the great Tom Myers is threatened by a bloated bed bug.
Stavy baby always entertaining
The riff on the ' Lessons from the Fox' story is one of Chapos finest. 55:08
40:22 this whole story is so damn crazy it blows my mind, plotting out your future social interactions along some kind of white/non-white ratio in order to feel culturally enriched.
@stevenhetzel6483
2 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, having a gig as a black man charging to satisfy ultra-liberal white people's need to feel like allies was the funniest fucking bit that also sounds kinda dope.
The shit about the pet fox is unreal
Too bad Amber wasn't on this one lol
@Gum_Cuzzler
2 жыл бұрын
Bros only.
That kid's pet fox is the fox from Antichrist.
Love you Stavvy.
That fox is a bad influence..... Jesus fuck
I checked it out. The special is really funny. Worth about exactly as much as I paid for it. Thank god got adblocker.
Stav best laugh ever!!!!!!
Stavvy baby is an Absolute Legend
Fatpo Stav House
Cardigans for corgis = Corgidans
@LeshaAnn
Жыл бұрын
Also used when knitting for Smashing Pumpkins artistes
@brendancostello9777
8 ай бұрын
@@LeshaAnn TOO SOON. OK maybe not.
Ayo I got y'all $10 I save you a plate
1:01:49 Was not expecting a Sarah Bonito reference. As I'm writing this she's live on twitch playing Tomb Raider 😊
Funny AF
How could anyone confuse Stavros for a white guy? That's crazy, just look at him!
@slowloris2894
Жыл бұрын
Hey us Greeks and Italians were the last to be considered white lol so some people really dont even consider us white to this day.
@blackdog9698919
Жыл бұрын
@@slowloris2894 Greeks and Italians _are_ latecomers, but aren't Slavs the latest inductees into the club? Even Slavs don't agree yet on which Slavs are white, and mainstream American culture still paints Russians as basically black with pale skin (or even sub-African). As in, like hundreds of thousands or millions of Africans have to die before it becomes a news story, compared to, say, one WASP person, but there's no number of dead ethnic Russians that Americans will ever bother to notice, let alone care about.
@briangura1335
Жыл бұрын
@@slowloris2894 non-western Europeans rule, landed western gentry drool.
@albertgriffith5801
Жыл бұрын
@@slowloris2894 Gay people were the last ones to be considered white
What did Tom myers say about stavs special?
@russtysspoon420
Жыл бұрын
made fun of it for being put up on youtube instead of a streamer
That fox is a bad influence, anybody seen that Green Knight movie?
@bencomer2339
2 жыл бұрын
Awful movie, should’ve never listened to that trailer on fox
@thedumbdog1964
2 жыл бұрын
It disappointed me
@hannibalb8276
Жыл бұрын
The trailer was better than the film
Cardigans For Corgis is a good business name
never have I been more thrilled to see the content of a podcast coincide with the subject of its episode art. also, the fact that Will was the only one to make the Renard connection is very on point.
I never forgave my mum for sending me to school. Never got the allure.
Bro the ending I can’t fucking get a grip
I think the, clearly racist, mom's problem is that the fox is brown.
TREATS! 🧉🦄✨🌈🌈✨
Ahem...1.5 million.
Hearst castle is open if you guys are heading through
@barryo924
2 жыл бұрын
more like the vampire’s castle 😏
@quester09
2 жыл бұрын
cozy lil spot
shout out to Felix for knowing about Sarah from KKB's fox 🦊 I miss being mentally well enough to be on Instagram and seeing her videos of them.
45:00 just join the military as an enlisted. My kids were the only white kids at their bus stop and my son's off base high school was almost 90% black but of course that means your child actually has to share the same experience as most black kids by going to a poor dangerous school and no way this woman is doing that!
william H macy in Magnolia
They're all like Julia Davis characters...
This pod is at its best when you hit the 11 minute mark and can feel your brain turning to mush and spilling down youe spine
Can someone tell me the provenance of the "I'm gay" comments?
@azr15
2 жыл бұрын
He gives us the courage to come out
@TheHenaxe
2 жыл бұрын
It's the gay agenda, haven't you gone too the meetings?
@sislater6334
2 жыл бұрын
Wow, just freakin, wow, do you even know what sailor socialism is????? Where is your lore duuude?
@berdyderg900
2 жыл бұрын
The guess Stavros has a podcast called cumtown which is essentially just the lowest common denominator style of racist and homophobic "satire"
@maxwellkazemba2299
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah sure no problem
Milluns
Holy fuck
2:44 - I think this Marxist.
i specifically remember that bad CC spot will is remembering at 1:13:50. i remember the comic saying "my blood pressure is like 3 over 1..." before the "and she's--" xyz part. and i was like 13. weird how things stick like that. also, true point. if i clean the house or go about my night like normal after he leaves it's not a priority text next time. we're either both dead on the mattress or i ask him to lock up otw out with my last conscious breath.
@sparkpenguin
2 жыл бұрын
@Ivy Hex i wish. free me from my prison.
Alladin is great venue with every other row of theater seats removed for long tables for pitchers of beer and slices of ‘Za! I’ll be there.
i prefer TAFS
29:19
How did you guys miss calling this episode "What the Fox?"
It was when we got to talk of clits that the experience vacuum became apparent
@GHOSTPLANEtable
11 ай бұрын
Yeah they are not whispering to no lady boy cum-thumbs
1:04:28
Omg please review the 2000 mules movie lololol
@technologic21
2 жыл бұрын
It's SO bad, comically so.
@fourmoyle
Жыл бұрын
*adds to list*
I wish I was cool like you guys ;-;
Jajaja
I dunno about anyone else, but with me and the people I've lived my life around, french fries are kinda like common property. If I'm eating next to or across from you, I expect you to reach over and pinch fries from me. WTF is with some people?
@futon2345
2 жыл бұрын
Food aggression
@StopItGarrison
2 жыл бұрын
Don't pinch my god damn fries.
@samus598
2 жыл бұрын
That's a holdover from the economy of the '90s when french fries were affordable. Now if you want to pinch my fries you're going to have to pay me $20
@jamescoll130
2 жыл бұрын
Parents have resource guarding issues.
@klownofkether6996
2 жыл бұрын
I agree, this is how the world should be
Don't put your kids in hockey, though - that sport is hella fascist.
@panicnow14
2 жыл бұрын
That's exactly why you put them in-- totally legal to bash the fash on the rink!
@JasonMaguire-ql7rn
Жыл бұрын
Lol your kids are going to be even more fragile than you
Everyone on the podcast looks like they're in their late 40's
@kaiserschnitzel89
2 жыл бұрын
Is that a problem for you
@freakyzed8467
2 жыл бұрын
I am in my late 40s and look 20 years younger. Send me $5 and you too can learn the secret to looking young and staying active!
@Gum_Cuzzler
2 жыл бұрын
Not like you Chauncey, you young stud 😍
@SUPERBURLBOYROY
2 жыл бұрын
@@Gum_Cuzzler I lied it was four times but she gave me a bunch of money.
@joshuamarx8209
2 жыл бұрын
That's gotta suck..
Physically unattractive Brooklyn Bug People of the world, UNITE!
He totally sold out
Buy shit! In solidarity!
The original king of comedy? Wtf is he talking about lol...
@slowloris2894
Жыл бұрын
Bro you realize he is a comedian right? Lmao. He's joking
@jayargee492
Жыл бұрын
NO JOKES
The Marxist podcast where cashing in on entertainment is a major theme. Unironically.
@FrogToadBug
2 жыл бұрын
The shitpost podcast about running a train on your dad
@wealth_wolf
2 жыл бұрын
wut
@Some_Average_Joe
Жыл бұрын
@@wealth_wolf I think he's unaware of the reality that one must operate under the rules of capitalism when within a capitalist system or else face consequences
@blackdog9698919
Жыл бұрын
Whether Chapo is _helping_ to build communism in their own very tiny way is a matter of debate, but they're not an obstruction. That's all that needs to be said about them. If they're hypocrites, that's their own personal problem.
@MickGallJr
Жыл бұрын
Yes... Everybody who disagrees with capitalism should just sit in an alley doing nothing.
This guest is extremely obnoxious
@blakereid5785
2 жыл бұрын
He’s an acquired taste. Like a really stinky cheese.
@killzone866
2 жыл бұрын
how do you not like Stavy
@howwitty
2 жыл бұрын
@@killzone866 she's probably a female or something I hear Stavos repels them
@willywonka7812
2 жыл бұрын
Not compared to you. Some people actually want to hear what he has to say
@anthonysanfilipo9833
2 жыл бұрын
Stav is extremely obnoxious, and I actually really want to hear what he has to say.
This talk about genitals is SO not funny. Clicked off.
@eemoogee160
Жыл бұрын
"Good! day!, sir!"
@r0wdyn3ss
Жыл бұрын
Bye
@zenleeparadise
Жыл бұрын
Your comment made me laugh
@daysjours
Жыл бұрын
@@zenleeparadise I understand why. I am much funnier than these losers.
@ericbishton2779
Жыл бұрын
I get it. You really should check out the podcast Cumtown. Start with the earlier stuff.
I can’t stop listening to this garbage. Pissing myself with laughs.❤️
I don't get the criticism. You SHOULD diversify your portfolio.