White Lines feat. Stavros Halkias (5/18/20) | Chapo Trap House | Episode 420 FULL
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Fan-favorite Stavvy Baby returns to answer pressing advice questions from (other people’s) mail bags. We then look at Nebraska senator Ben Sasse’s dismal commencement speech to divine the future of the Republican party.
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Stav and Adam are always much funnier when they come on chapo
@alexjohnson9798
4 жыл бұрын
they don't have nick tormenting them
@jemimallah2591
4 жыл бұрын
i can never work out whether nicks eagerness to interrupt and step all over stav and adam is a) hes autistic, b) hes a prick, or c) he knows what keeps the cum town dynamic going. im guessing its probably a combination of the three
@Dylanquinn666
4 жыл бұрын
@@jemimallah2591 When they get a good riff going on Cum Town they can be hilarious. Nick is a prick though. He's funny when he wants to be, but the quarantine episodes have highlighted how much of a whiny pessimistic bitch he is and I had to stop listening to it...
@briani50
3 жыл бұрын
@@Dylanquinn666 lol that’s so gay dude...and not in the good way
Stav getting upset over the misuse of a food processor.
This episode is an all timer
@vantahawk2834
4 жыл бұрын
It is only made more perfect by the fact that it is No. 420.
A year later and Stav's rant is still hilarious.
Fuck, this was a hysterically funny episode.
Never thought I'd live to see the day when a politician would try to start WW3 with China while telling lame "I swear I'm cool kids" jokes. Yeah, definitely a simulation.
Boris thank you for your service
Lost my shit at "Get a fuckin' ouija board your dad might be interested."
You can give Stav dirt and he makes gold out of it
George Costanza-ing your way out of the the family zoom call is just face planting into a second weekly FaceTime call with your own family 😂
Hell yeah dude
Def worthy of the sacred number, funniest episode to date.
Stav fucking kills it on this ep
This is the best episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me that I have ever heard.
i nearly got in a fucking wreck during the first act because i was laughing so hard. genuinely fantastic banter with the boys on this one.
the tiger king bits have aged impressively badly
That guy's laugh sounds like those monsters from that episode of Rick and Morty.
Stav is fire on other shows
I am not a Tankie whatsoever but if a red dawn situation had happened I sure as hell would have joined the Soviets.
@Kid_Ikaris
4 жыл бұрын
Right on comrade.
@lizzyfrizzle8986
4 жыл бұрын
alexanderbretta what do you think the right books are? Asking for a friend.
@lizzyfrizzle8986
4 жыл бұрын
alexanderbretta I do have plenty of books, not to brag or anything.
@berdyderg900
Жыл бұрын
You figure it out yet comrade?
Stavvy Baby in the mf house? Go Awf!
this episode will go down in legend
Ben Sasse should do standup comedy at the Bada Bing.
@lukemadrid5711
2 жыл бұрын
This is the most Chapo specific comment I have seen in awhile
I had so much fun with the first half, that commencement speech just sucked all of it away.... Jesus
Stav was on fire in this
Happy 420 everyone
YeeeaAAH 420 baybee
Why is Stav not a hack when he's on this show?
@testtesttesttesttest884
3 жыл бұрын
Because Nick isn't there with his genius imitations and riffs.
@IndieGinge
3 жыл бұрын
Will's greatest strength is finding the media guests can riff on. Being a fail blogger can help in very specific situations.
This was a great ep
People who leave their toenail clippings around are a good argument for the death penalty.
truly, a masterclass on advice
Stavros fucking rules what the hell.
this episode is fucking amazing
I wish they had put the Stavros segment before the Ben Sasse segment. I wanted it to end on a happy note..not a depressing one.
Holy shit I haven't laughed this hard at chapo in I don't know how long. Fucking Quibi!
Best episode in a loooonngg while lolololol
Do they really think anybody watched a virtual commencement? Especially for high school? I would've skipped mine if I could have because who wants to sit and listen to some old dude ramble about nonsense for a few hours.
Episode 420? I don't want to be that on the nose but of course I'm going to roll one up for this....
Top five Chapo episode
Vergils sounding a little different in this ep
Go off Stav
oh shit what does Matt know about Baba Yaga? I scare the shit out of my toddler with that story to get her to go to bed every night
It always comes back to Boris.
PUFF...PUFF...CHAPO 💚
Ben Sasse has the precise cadence & verbal tics of a college basketball coach who's about to get fired
lol Tosh did a spoof commencement speech like 10 years ago I think. It was actually funny
umm, so I have a feeling boris is the name of a conglomerate of about 6 to 9 men
yeah, good way to get a deviant septum!
faaaaaava beans?
@lachlank.8270
4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude
@jemimallah2591
4 жыл бұрын
absolutely
The last non-nostalgia musical style I can recall was dub-step. Yep, American culture really is dead.
@callum6224
4 жыл бұрын
Dubstep is English, but Americans popularized the version that is commonly thought of as dubstep now
@nononoleavemebe
2 жыл бұрын
All art is derivative dummy
Stavvy!!! XD
What would an AOC vs Don Jr. Presidential run look like?
@Oddity00
4 жыл бұрын
amusing
@FionaOfMountLawley
4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. Imagine the shit which Don Don would think is a good idea to do in pursuit of office. His dad has charisma. That's an undeniable fact. Don Don is a ridiculous bantam rooster who has none.
@thesand
4 жыл бұрын
Don Jnr has strong Gob Bluth energy
BABY POWDER
That Ben's Ass address to graduates was pull-down-the-temple AWFUL.
"Just shards of his feet in his mouth "
Podcast
Ermergersh! Episode 420! That's the weed number!
Sasse was the influence of Andy Bernard
My name is Trevor and this is accurate. I'm somewhat gay
Interesting
@splooie02
4 жыл бұрын
a cupcake and a candy bar
@IndieGinge
4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude
why the fuck does that business have a fucking shower??? like WHAT
DJ Smokey on the intro?
@stanthonysfire6387
4 жыл бұрын
yup
@coops5060
4 жыл бұрын
@@stanthonysfire6387 S.O.P.S
haha the weed number, updooted kill me
@heraclitusblacking1293
4 жыл бұрын
me first.
Sasse is the Past of the Republican Party not its Future
1:06:33 President Xi, please
Ben Sasse posted cringe
'gret'
32:00 - 32:30 is literally just describing your own podcast though
Wow, I guess I found my limit on discussions about semen and it was the debate on separate spice grinders.
At 1:04:30 the groans are reaching critical mass.
49:40 is when the advice stories end
@baller63800
4 жыл бұрын
thanks
I am going to find the part where they FUCKING STOP TALKING ABOUT JIZZ and leave a time stamp - unless I just stop watching the video entirely... Okay it's 19:20
@jayanti2371
4 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU. would have stopped listening if not for your invaluable comment.
@jayanti2371
4 жыл бұрын
okay. listened for 5 more minutes... of pooping in the shower... and now i'm done. i wish bernie was still in the game, because these guys -- without a political goal -- are just a bunch of wankers.
@rjuram
4 жыл бұрын
Lol the jizz part is the best part tho
@IndieGinge
4 жыл бұрын
Lame
what's the chapo obsession with soy these days? I don't get the weird beef with spoonies either. Like I understand that they're both really silly concepts that took off, but i also just don't get the humor other than, if you'll forgive my usage of the term, virtue signalling
@IndieGinge
3 жыл бұрын
The right managed to come up with the hands down stupidist way to describe how many men these days - swaddled by capital not soy - are weakling losers. Their diagnosis is insane and stupid, but the nature of the insult isn't entirely baseless. Also all the Chapo boys are at least part soy if anyone is soy so the the usage is 100% ironic.
@rustyshackleford1803
3 жыл бұрын
It's just a good insult they stole from the now extinct alt right
God Chapo fans are the worst
@kyubinaruto94
3 жыл бұрын
you're gay. i'm gay
@CODMarioWarfare
2 жыл бұрын
>>(You)
Bro first Matt starts unironically advocating for herd immunity, now you're saying people passed 50 should just do drugs because it won't matter?
@larllarfleton
4 жыл бұрын
Wait what? Why does Matt advocate for that now?
@dicklarson5253
4 жыл бұрын
what are you talking about, matt said herd immunity is what this hell hole of a country is going to do. hes not advocating shit
Yeah, feeling gloomy while thousands of people are dying due to a pandemic is totally privileged and unreasonable.
@jaspershepherdsmith9047
4 жыл бұрын
Feeling consistently gloomy to the point where you hate talking to your partner's family (and yet still want them to talk to your friends) and moan about 'performing cheerfulness' is lame af
@unnamedmuffin
4 жыл бұрын
@@jaspershepherdsmith9047 I'm not implying that the guy was in the right, just saying that it's weird to be mad at people for feeling horrible these days. Sorry if it's hard for you to understand the difference.
@jaspershepherdsmith9047
4 жыл бұрын
@@unnamedmuffin I don't think they're mad at him for feeling bad. They're mad at him for being such a big baby about a family call with his partner. I don't know how you can't tell the difference?
@unnamedmuffin
4 жыл бұрын
@@jaspershepherdsmith9047 Nah, pretty sure their comments were that only people who work in essential fields have the right to feel gloomy, which is a pretty moronic sentiment in my view.
They've had some trashy guests lately
@the_exegete
4 жыл бұрын
yeah it rocks
@nerdaitami7205
4 жыл бұрын
they've always been trashy, that's kind of their thing.
@fokii9880
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha hell yeah, dude.
So painfully unfunny
@robertsmith2300
4 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@faultline25
4 жыл бұрын
Ben Sasse? Is that you?
@IndieGinge
4 жыл бұрын
Sasse? Yes. Stavvy? Hell yeah dude.
Hell yeah dude