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Episode 781 - Goon Dad (11/13/23)
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Will, Felix and Amber pick up a few stories we missed last week, including Tim Scott girlfriend reveal (and campaign end), and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson’s father/son porn monitoring. We then look at a litany of increasingly absurd bungles and PR disasters from the Israeli government, all from just the last week.
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  • @adamgarrity997
    @adamgarrity9978 ай бұрын

    We missed her didn't we folks. Some people are saying least favorite host. Not me!!

  • @shanemac1646

    @shanemac1646

    8 ай бұрын

    Their very nasty! VERY UNFAIR!

  • @lmackenzie9198

    @lmackenzie9198

    8 ай бұрын

    Simply not true!

  • @ultravioletiris6241

    @ultravioletiris6241

    8 ай бұрын

    Amberrrrrrrr

  • @wilson4045

    @wilson4045

    8 ай бұрын

    Definitely not least favorite, it was the unfunny, try hard groomer that was the worst. Glad he’s gone!

  • @madanthonywane

    @madanthonywane

    8 ай бұрын

    /S ?

  • @smokejaguar986
    @smokejaguar9868 ай бұрын

    I think Virgil is the worst chapo host by default

  • @cleanremarks
    @cleanremarks8 ай бұрын

    People say, "I don't like that Amber one." They say it. Lotta people. I don't agree honestly, but that's me. We love Amber, folks.

  • @BigHomieGayAss1917
    @BigHomieGayAss19178 ай бұрын

    Amber coming back on Chapo and talking about Mike Johnson’s son having sex with his dad…that’s what it’s all about.

  • @corwinchapman4565
    @corwinchapman45658 ай бұрын

    I love Felix basically having a stroke trying to say that Mormon name

  • @99baking
    @99baking8 ай бұрын

    My favorite Chapo returns on the day that I skip class to smoke weed and listen to the podcast. It's just like I'm back in my first semester of college

  • @rodrigoroa6753

    @rodrigoroa6753

    8 ай бұрын

    According to amber you are dumb for going to college.

  • @GodsOwnPrototype77
    @GodsOwnPrototype778 ай бұрын

    'those bitches are gonna take over Poland any day now' fucking holy shit i missed Amber

  • @craigtrautmanjr9393
    @craigtrautmanjr93938 ай бұрын

    Not that I'm not dedicated to this show, but Amber coming back on has automatically given it juice it hasn't had since the Bernie 2020 era

  • @godhimself1128

    @godhimself1128

    8 ай бұрын

    wait she was gone? for how long???

  • @mcs914
    @mcs9148 ай бұрын

    19:49 im DEAD WHY IS norm Finkelstein talking about gooning

  • @copsuicide

    @copsuicide

    8 ай бұрын

    man of the people

  • @Ph0bbe1
    @Ph0bbe18 ай бұрын

    Amber back, we missed her folks

  • @user-wt4rf6ue3i
    @user-wt4rf6ue3i8 ай бұрын

    AMBER AMBER AMBER!!!! my rain dance worked :D

  • @drdrai7479
    @drdrai74798 ай бұрын

    Amber referencing Stav’s bird collecting grandpa hit me right in the nostalgia sternum.

  • @seand5942

    @seand5942

    8 ай бұрын

    Yea that one stays with you for awhile

  • @tylerbowers1100
    @tylerbowers11008 ай бұрын

    “A Matt for an Amber. A small price to pay”.

  • @No.0.o.0
    @No.0.o.08 ай бұрын

    Amber is definitely in the top 5 favorite cohosts

  • @missyrotchford2888
    @missyrotchford28888 ай бұрын

    We love our Matt!

  • @hiushihiushi9032

    @hiushihiushi9032

    8 ай бұрын

    Yes we love him don't folks! He is our special uncle Matt.....and we love him. Don't we?

  • @stefanoalves8862
    @stefanoalves88628 ай бұрын

    We love our Amber, don't we folks.

  • @VanguardSupreme

    @VanguardSupreme

    8 ай бұрын

    We love our big, beautiful Amber A'Lee Frost. She's tremendous, folks, she really is - everybody says so.

  • @ithemba
    @ithemba8 ай бұрын

    its so depressing to me how the acidic dark humor of Chapo to me got less and less "edgy" and more and more adequate expression of how messed up the world is, untill now, when they talk about the horrors of Israels occupation and genocidal war on Gaza, it actually feels way more measured and tame compared to the absolute insane inhuman shit the news media and political class peddels all day every day.

  • @kimoandrews5802

    @kimoandrews5802

    8 ай бұрын

    Award this person a PhD in Gender Studies immediately!

  • @TheRantMaster53

    @TheRantMaster53

    8 ай бұрын

    Reality is the edgiest comedian of all

  • @0ptimuscrime
    @0ptimuscrime8 ай бұрын

    Wishing our large uncle a speedy recovery and happy fatherhood

  • @patrickwhite7263
    @patrickwhite72638 ай бұрын

    I actually love Amber & would love her back more

  • @Smeghead1312
    @Smeghead13128 ай бұрын

    We miss you Amber.

  • @captainfantastic7643
    @captainfantastic76438 ай бұрын

    Amber back made kissinger die

  • @teebrokn8502
    @teebrokn85028 ай бұрын

    Hearing Amber again made me shed a tear

  • @butchblaster7073
    @butchblaster70738 ай бұрын

    I always liked Amber lol.

  • @markmaurer6370
    @markmaurer63708 ай бұрын

    Maybe it's just me. But I feel the fact that America is coming around to the right side of Palestine could indicate we might be over 9/11?

  • @alexpkeaton4471

    @alexpkeaton4471

    8 ай бұрын

    It's basically the death of cable news. Much harder to hate people that you can speak to directly through social media or online games.

  • @markmaurer6370

    @markmaurer6370

    8 ай бұрын

    @@alexpkeaton4471 I think you're correct

  • @Molecular-Brainwaves-Translate

    @Molecular-Brainwaves-Translate

    8 ай бұрын

    agreed, i've seen russians, ukrainians, palestinians, and israelis in various forums and chat rooms. it's different then watching mainstream media, which is a little more contrived and still very limited in ideological differences. i think america very much supports israel, but i should hope americans are wiser about these things in any case. that could make some positive difference at the very least, and i think social media has a part to play in wisening people up.

  • @romanmanner

    @romanmanner

    8 ай бұрын

    @@Molecular-Brainwaves-TranslateI’ll support a fellow democracy (there’s like thirty different kinds), but I’m not into genocide.

  • @ahmedrazick4946

    @ahmedrazick4946

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@romanmannerAn aparthied state can't be a democracy. Ignoring the whole dictatorship of the bougie.

  • @therealspiroagnew818
    @therealspiroagnew8188 ай бұрын

    Amber is back!! The best. She's very smart and erudite and it makes me very very jealous.

  • @blackedmirror5073
    @blackedmirror50738 ай бұрын

    I miss Matt and Ambers brother sister sultry chemistey

  • @rainworldfan7757

    @rainworldfan7757

    7 ай бұрын

    youre insane

  • @ElDocBruh
    @ElDocBruh8 ай бұрын

    The least favorite host was the one that vanished off the face of the earth after the allegations...

  • @PhantomAlucard

    @PhantomAlucard

    8 ай бұрын

    What allegations?

  • @hpalpha7323

    @hpalpha7323

    8 ай бұрын

    @@PhantomAlucard Virgil was allegedly sexting with a minor or some shit, God knows. He hasn't been seen since

  • @sickjuicysjamshack3580
    @sickjuicysjamshack35808 ай бұрын

    All the pornstars Will used as examples are older women who play MILFs now, if they even work at all. Does this betray his age or his tastes?

  • @RipTheJackR

    @RipTheJackR

    8 ай бұрын

    Both, he should always be hooked into what the most fckable 18 year old is, at all times.

  • @davidkuehnen3339
    @davidkuehnen33398 ай бұрын

    Amber pulls her weight.

  • @Mark-jr6ld
    @Mark-jr6ld8 ай бұрын

    Tim Scott accepted the call from the Impossible Mission Force to combat anti-bachelor bias worldwide.

  • @fraudulentfem7322
    @fraudulentfem73228 ай бұрын

    I missed Amber! It was nice to hear from her again!

  • @TheGreyJayLP
    @TheGreyJayLP4 ай бұрын

    Jack Johnson is a command, not a name

  • @fancykarlmarx
    @fancykarlmarx8 ай бұрын

    Least best Chapo host but def the best cumtown guest cohost. 100% buying her book

  • @rodrigoroa6753

    @rodrigoroa6753

    8 ай бұрын

    Don't spend you money on that shit man, come on' download the PDF like a real communist.

  • @jacobs2099

    @jacobs2099

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@rodrigoroa6753 Yeah that's why I find rips of the premium show online. I listen to every episode but have never paid. Like a true proletarian

  • @pranjaldwivedi5999
    @pranjaldwivedi59998 ай бұрын

    I miss Amber, especially with Matt gone, she brings the bants back

  • @monsignorerasmus.6441
    @monsignorerasmus.64418 ай бұрын

    That is some sick demented shit amber is saying. That's why she's so cool.

  • @jingbot1071
    @jingbot10718 ай бұрын

    Being the "worst" chapo is like being the "worst" hall of famer in the NBA.

  • @kimoandrews5802

    @kimoandrews5802

    8 ай бұрын

    Bingo! This is the dream team of unemployed millennial slackers. When are they going to spend another month on broadcasting a table game! That was podcasting 101.

  • @deathmagneto-soy
    @deathmagneto-soy8 ай бұрын

    What ever happened to the 'God Felix is so unfunny' weirdo in the comments? Did he get bored with the bit?

  • @hunters.brandoniiiesq.2563
    @hunters.brandoniiiesq.25638 ай бұрын

    AMBER!!!

  • @undeniablyfunk5497
    @undeniablyfunk54978 ай бұрын

    Former British PM who only speaks in swears, Liz Cuss

  • @debrasue2793
    @debrasue27938 ай бұрын

    ngl, amber really knows how to sell an audiobook to *_*me specifically.*_* extremely sold, very excited for this amber-only extended bonus ep. 🙏

  • @DiarrheaBubbles
    @DiarrheaBubbles8 ай бұрын

    Does Amber know I'm gay?

  • @discountchocolate4577
    @discountchocolate45778 ай бұрын

    Looking at the title, they can't _not_ talk about the IDF's posthumous spermjackers.

  • @TCKaos

    @TCKaos

    8 ай бұрын

    The WHAT

  • @alexpkeaton4471

    @alexpkeaton4471

    8 ай бұрын

    @@TCKaos The IDF has a special unit to recover sperm from fallen soldiers and the government made an animation to promote it.

  • @nicholasfalasco8539

    @nicholasfalasco8539

    8 ай бұрын

    this can't be true@@alexpkeaton4471

  • @birdman7500
    @birdman75008 ай бұрын

    Miss you Amber!!!

  • @josephgreear5789
    @josephgreear57898 ай бұрын

    So now that Ambers finished with her book she’s returning to Chapo?

  • @ChannelMath

    @ChannelMath

    8 ай бұрын

    hope so

  • @TheRantMaster53
    @TheRantMaster538 ай бұрын

    Thank you Amy Schumer for your service to the Palestinian people 🙏🏾

  • @just_a_turtle_chad

    @just_a_turtle_chad

    8 ай бұрын

    Israel is winning... By a lot 😊

  • @mcs914

    @mcs914

    8 ай бұрын

    @@just_a_turtle_chad cringe bot-tard moment

  • @TheRantMaster53

    @TheRantMaster53

    7 ай бұрын

    @@just_a_turtle_chad hows the weather in tel-aviv, agent? :)

  • @GayTier1Operator
    @GayTier1Operator8 ай бұрын

    amber is not at all the least favorite. we love you!

  • @braidena1633
    @braidena16338 ай бұрын

    Wendy from mariokart is back

  • @sammosaurusrex
    @sammosaurusrex7 ай бұрын

    Wait is that Norm Finkelstein clip real What the fuck

  • @jordand5555
    @jordand55558 ай бұрын

    Im afraid matt thinks he is amber but his amber impression is very good isnt it folks!

  • @GrimReader
    @GrimReader8 ай бұрын

    Amber back in time for goon wolves

  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte89338 ай бұрын

    Incredibley embarrassing but i thiught when the bois mentioned Matt and his wife Amber, I thought it was THIS Amber.

  • @TokyoJuul8008
    @TokyoJuul80088 ай бұрын

    Muh queen

  • @kiuxex4875
    @kiuxex48758 ай бұрын

    so glad to hear from my old friend amber again

  • @Sudderdwn
    @Sudderdwn8 ай бұрын

    RLB hentai is a suspiciously specific reference, Amber.

  • @gabasonichu
    @gabasonichu8 ай бұрын

    All the homies love Amber! Hearts in the chat for our big beautiful broad. ♥

  • @RIP_Greedo
    @RIP_Greedo8 ай бұрын

    Regarding “how do I drive a tank” in Hebrew, have you considered that maybe the Merkava operates like the plane from the Clint Eastwood movie Firefox? You can control it by thinking about it, but you have to think in Hebrew sentences.

  • @howwitty

    @howwitty

    8 ай бұрын

    Why doesn't the Israeli army make English/Hebrew flashcards so we American taxpayers can have a shot at getting our money's worth? By the way, did you know Egypt has 200+ F16 jets? Holy shit!

  • @RIP_Greedo

    @RIP_Greedo

    8 ай бұрын

    @@howwitty Egypt is a major market for US arms industry. It even has an Abrams factory.

  • @davidhill2020
    @davidhill20208 ай бұрын

    18:40 My favorite thing about Ronna is the fact that she used to go by Ronna Romney McDaniel, but the second Trump told her to drop Romney from her name, she did.

  • @Mark-jr6ld

    @Mark-jr6ld

    8 ай бұрын

    Ronna mit Romney Al-Bagdaniel

  • @Bansell262
    @Bansell2628 ай бұрын

    Not least favourite. You are all great.

  • @reallyidrathernot.134
    @reallyidrathernot.1348 ай бұрын

    Israel yelled at JJJ (austrlian youth radio station) and made them delete a show, because they referred to genocide as genocide.

  • @Mark-jr6ld

    @Mark-jr6ld

    8 ай бұрын

    They probably said genycidelydoo

  • @roamingnemesis
    @roamingnemesis8 ай бұрын

    ily amber!

  • @rileystratton6772
    @rileystratton67728 ай бұрын

    17:45 Hilarious to reference something about the Johnsons

  • @robert9016

    @robert9016

    8 ай бұрын

    I’m shocked that Will and Felix haven’t seen it

  • @99baking

    @99baking

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@robert9016especially since Nick Mullen has brought it up multiple times

  • @wickerbathtub3183
    @wickerbathtub31838 ай бұрын

    Thanks for coming back Amber, had me chuckling more than anyone this episode.

  • @Fucyallfr
    @Fucyallfr8 ай бұрын

    “Son, I’m chipping”

  • @CrimeEnjoyer
    @CrimeEnjoyer8 ай бұрын

    So glad my wife is back. She has been sorely missed.

  • @sc41295
    @sc412958 ай бұрын

    Amber being back is the first good news us leftist creeps have had in some time. Queen 👑

  • @captainfantastic7643
    @captainfantastic76438 ай бұрын

    Amber is second best after matt

  • @alexc.5204
    @alexc.5204Ай бұрын

    Most favorite chapo host ❤️

  • @bobandy6412
    @bobandy64128 ай бұрын

    Welcome back Amber 🎉

  • @K.-yv8tn
    @K.-yv8tn8 ай бұрын

    listened to this beginning of this episode with my dad, thanks Chapo

  • @4DRC_

    @4DRC_

    8 ай бұрын

    Father-son bonding is important

  • @jaredandrews5806
    @jaredandrews58063 ай бұрын

    So if the senator sees that his son is up to no good, he calls him and yells 'JACK! OFF NOW!!'. 'Not yet just Dad, not just yet'

  • @hiushihiushi9032
    @hiushihiushi90328 ай бұрын

    I had pizza for breakfast at midday and chapo b4 bed. Thats goooood

  • @hustler3of4culture3
    @hustler3of4culture38 ай бұрын

    Amber! My favorite

  • @SonzBros
    @SonzBros8 ай бұрын

    Super awesome to have some original members back!

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev20288 ай бұрын

    Nationalism is the virtue of the vicious. Didn’t Oscar Wilde say something along those lines

  • @lunadyana3330

    @lunadyana3330

    8 ай бұрын

    Wilde said “Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.” So you were close

  • @PerogiXW
    @PerogiXW8 ай бұрын

    Return of the Queen

  • @Jivansings
    @Jivansings8 ай бұрын

    Gooning? I’m so out of the loop! Amber is a hot Emma Goldman.

  • @noahboss9618
    @noahboss96188 ай бұрын

    Amber is my favorite host

  • @kevincreaven8992
    @kevincreaven89928 ай бұрын

    I miss Amber. Make her stay plz.

  • @lexushing1873
    @lexushing18738 ай бұрын

    its funny Amber thinks she is the worst co-host when V*rgil exists

  • @tewodrosii2875

    @tewodrosii2875

    8 ай бұрын

    EXACTLY! I MISSED HER

  • @TheGreatsagegoku
    @TheGreatsagegoku8 ай бұрын

    SHESBACK

  • @garrgravarr
    @garrgravarr8 ай бұрын

    "sadness meal" lol

  • @McJollyGreen
    @McJollyGreen8 ай бұрын

    God damnit I missed amber on the trap

  • @madhack69
    @madhack698 ай бұрын

    Ahhh, Gianna Michaels 🥹.

  • @charlesmcnamara7340
    @charlesmcnamara73408 ай бұрын

    Love ya Amber!

  • @Dawt_Calm
    @Dawt_Calm8 ай бұрын

    Matt is Curly Howard. You're new to the show, you love his antics, his quirks. As you mature into the show you appreciate Moe's role (Will). His infinite eccentricity keeps the show running on course. Otherwise the antics of the others would quickly break down into incoherence. Amber is Larry. Larry's genius is often times overlooked. As you mature you come to appreciate the role, not only as an offset but critical contrast to the zaniness of Curly. Curly cannot be Curly unless Larry is Larry. Felix is Shemp. Now Shemp got a lot of hate that was totally unwarranted IMO. Shemp has his own takes on the various skits that Curly was known for and is unfairly panned for it. As you outgrow Curly you'll come to appreciate Shemp. It doesn't mean we think less of Curly he'll always be a beloved character. But Shemp has his appeal and he matured the humor, if you're willing to see it. Virgil is NOT Joe, he's Curly Joe. Dollar store Curly. It was said that Curly Joe adored the Stooges act and was honored to take part. I'll take a Curly Joe episode over Abbott and Costello, but admittedly it isn't quite up to par.

  • @jmcmahon1579

    @jmcmahon1579

    8 ай бұрын

    Any update on Virgil? The fuck actually happened to him?

  • @jaystephens2759
    @jaystephens27598 ай бұрын

    We love Amber don't we folks

  • @J.J.1798
    @J.J.17988 ай бұрын

    The boss is back in the house!

  • @cpinckard3702
    @cpinckard37028 ай бұрын

    Amber!!!!!! :)

  • @ollimon4470
    @ollimon44708 ай бұрын

    Aww, Amber was never my least favorite host. Virgil set that bar *awfully* high

  • @keatonthecretin3080

    @keatonthecretin3080

    8 ай бұрын

    Aka the Polanski of Podcasting

  • @wilson4045

    @wilson4045

    8 ай бұрын

    You didn’t think he was just so quirky and hilarious?!?! Haha jk fuck that guy

  • @World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd
    @World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd8 ай бұрын

    Fuck yeah dude

  • @NipponStiqqyPaint
    @NipponStiqqyPaint8 ай бұрын

    Wassup grrl 👁️🫦👁️

  • @ChannelMath
    @ChannelMath8 ай бұрын

    you guys didn't actually watch the Israeli President Herzog holding up the Mein Kampf, did you? The book was not dog-eared. Herzog said it was well-studied and annotated, but it was clearly a brand new book, shiny cover, every corner sharp.

  • @GodsOwnPrototype77

    @GodsOwnPrototype77

    8 ай бұрын

    yeah that's the takeaway here man great job

  • @MrJohndoakes
    @MrJohndoakes4 ай бұрын

    1:04:27 "Rashomon" is just under 90 minutes long, Amber. You might be confusing it with "The Seven Samurai", which is 3 and 1/2 hours long.

  • @BiancaTallarico
    @BiancaTallarico8 ай бұрын

    Going straight to animation, oviposotion, and anime Trans girls is so me on the web. 😅

  • @PhantomAlucard
    @PhantomAlucard8 ай бұрын

    I hope Amber returns. It's nice hearing her voice again.

  • @AdrianMendoza23
    @AdrianMendoza238 ай бұрын

    Amber was great in this episode.

  • @kaesi6118
    @kaesi61188 ай бұрын

    i wish amber was back to stay. the least favorite one? FUNNY

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles8 ай бұрын

    They brought back Amber!!! 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

  • @alexanderjmihalich8525
    @alexanderjmihalich85258 ай бұрын

    When you're out of schlitz, you're out of beer!

  • @rf3471
    @rf34714 ай бұрын

    Ambruh