It’s crazy that you don’t need any context, these small snippets are still hilarious

@JusNoBS420

Ай бұрын

They typically had nothing to do with the episode

@emiach

4 күн бұрын

What would the context be? They start the episodes

I never noticed that Jerry wore jeans to a funeral. He has a style and he's sticking to it!

@jonny-b4954

Жыл бұрын

I wore jeans to funerals haha. They ain't gonna care 6 foot under

@doveandpatch

Жыл бұрын

This is just nit-picking, but this was not Susan's funeral, it was just a visit after the gravestone had been placed, which often takes place months after the funeral. Sometimes there's a bit of a service, but often just the nearest and dearest gather and meet to see the stone.

@COULDbWORSE1

11 ай бұрын

STICKING IT!

@AndrewReevesArt

8 ай бұрын

That wasn’t the funeral, they were just visiting Lilly. 😂

@LightsaberGoBrrrrrr

6 ай бұрын

@@AndrewReevesArtpoor Lilly

To this day I tell friends they are killing independent Georges.

5:22 This is why I never understood the criticism of the series finale. Jerry and George got their wish, Babu got his revenge (as he promised in the final scene of the episode in which he was deported)... It was just the perfect recap and closure to some of these seemingly throw-away lines. Maybe people just forgot about these things in the moment. In hindsight, it's brilliant.

@alzychoze6591

6 ай бұрын

It was confession without redemption.

@thecappeningchannel515

21 күн бұрын

I loved the finals

I've seen every Seinfeld episode 50 -200 times each. Many of these cold opens were never aired for whatever reason, so they are a treat as I have never seen them before. Thx!

@F_ckAllTrumpVoters

2 ай бұрын

Networks cut parts of the show out for more advertisements once they're syndication. It's bullshit.

@mitchkeller5055

Ай бұрын

What I’ve seen pretty much every single one of

@John-QuidProNoMo

Ай бұрын

I'm still checking out the DVDS from the library and binge watching it. I've seen it so much that I can work and listen to it and feel as though I'm watching it.

@JusNoBS420

Ай бұрын

It is a nice treat huh.

The Lloyd Braun episode with Matt McKoy. His famous line was "that serenity now crap doesnt work, because it may be serenity now but it's always insanity later".

@rockyevans1584

Жыл бұрын

You butchered the quote, but it is a great moment in the show

@andrewhaywood1262

Жыл бұрын

Peter Keleghan played Braun better imo, he already played an insane forest ranger on The Red Green Show around the same time.

@roringusanda2837

6 ай бұрын

​@@andrewhaywood1262😮 Lloyd Braun is RANGER GORD??!!

That series is pure genius

I don't remember so many of these and I consider myself a huge Seinfeld fan. These are gold Jerry, GOLD!

@winstonsmith8597

Жыл бұрын

Bannon.

@anthonym5917

Жыл бұрын

Bania

@yopiff

Жыл бұрын

Do you mind if I use that?

@uncovidvaxxforthestrongand3582

Жыл бұрын

that bania guy was annoying thats why jerry hated him lmao

@danielrivadeneira185

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, a lot of these I don’t remember, and I’ve seen all the episodes. Maybe some of these were left off because they were too bold

Addicted to Seinfeld..the best show EVER.

@jakoblindberg8623

Жыл бұрын

Frasier edges Seinfeld imo.

@natestaub5113

3 ай бұрын

33:56

@boogitybear2283

2 ай бұрын

I like his Stand Up because it’s clean! Jerry Seinfeld is a Comedic Genius!

@natestaub5113

2 ай бұрын

12:33

@natestaub5113

2 ай бұрын

7:38

I watch Seinfeld every night on Netflix before I go to sleep. I love this show. George is my favorite main character and I love Newman too.

@user-fs7dr1wi9r

8 ай бұрын

If you type in Seinfeld 24/7, it'll take you to a 24 hour Seinfeld site that plays endless episodes 24/7

@thebagelsproductions

7 ай бұрын

An honourable mention has to go to J. Peterman, Elaine's boss. 😂

@peterwinston2359

7 ай бұрын

He's hooked on the yam yam!

@thebagelsproductions

7 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@jerrychaney7232

5 ай бұрын

I do the same thing!

I started to watch Seinfeld like 2 weeks ago for the first time and I can't stop. I am not good at laughing with sitcoms (actually I never laugh) but Seinfeld... Omg. I can't even see memes without lmao. They give me life. I love George Costanza! 😂😂 This sitcom is brilliant!

@Flayne009

6 ай бұрын

I'm curious: Did you start with the first season? I'm a huge Seinfeld fan but the first season (and the second imo) is but a mere glimmer of the greatness to come. I'm surprised you powered through to the good stuff.

@LightsaberGoBrrrrrr

6 ай бұрын

@@Flayne009imo the second season has some of the best episodes

@LightsaberGoBrrrrrr

6 ай бұрын

Why don’t you ever laugh? That’s so sad 😞 you’ve attracted me to your spectrum-ness by making me want to make you laugh 😭

@stevemarks1511

5 ай бұрын

And to think each eposode is based on Larry David or a writers life experience is gold pure gold. We all know someone in our life like a cast member of Seinfeld, that's the genius of the show.😊

@bunnycrazygirl

5 ай бұрын

you get the vibe

I never noticed that non-standup cold opens started in season 7 (2 episodes) and standup scenes were basically gone in season 8 and 9.

@robertwhitcomb6105

5 ай бұрын

David was gone, so Jerry had a lot more to handle. I’m guessing the stand up monologues became too much of a task

Arguably the greatest sitcom of all time

@Jamietheroadrunner

Жыл бұрын

Next to Veep. Julia Louis is the greatest sitcom actress of all time tho!

@cockneylol

Жыл бұрын

No, unarguably the greatest!

@Jamietheroadrunner

Жыл бұрын

@@MustangMike012 Happy holidays to u too buddy

@mikeh4818

Жыл бұрын

It's amazing how well it's held up. 30+ years later and it's still on cable TV on multiple channels every day. The only show in modern history that could potentially compete with that longevity is maybe The Office?

@BL-mf3jp

Жыл бұрын

1. The Simpsons 2. Seinfeld 3. The Office

My not so secret obsession, and I'm proud of it.

1 of the best sitcoms in history

I love how Jerry snatched away from George while visiting Susans grave. He also does it in the Bosco episode when George gets stuck with Peterman 😂😂😂😂

@NYUK-x-4

Ай бұрын

He also did it when he left George with Elaine's dad when he got up to go to the bathroom. S2 ep3 I think

@ingrid9635

17 күн бұрын

Also when George's parents found out he slept with a girl on their bed

The 🐐 of sitcoms.

Kramer acting a Jerry doing standup might be the best thing in this show ever.

@jakoblindberg8623

Жыл бұрын

It's so effing funny I have no words.

@peterfitzpatrick7032

Жыл бұрын

Not that theres anything wrong with it.... 😏

@dugout3997

11 ай бұрын

His goofy smile is priceless

@pozzythump868

6 ай бұрын

Jerry also spoofs himself in the Summer of George episode... "What's the deal with airplane peanuts?" It's about nothing.

Puddy is absolutely hilarious.

@avalonjustin

Жыл бұрын

It's gonna be rough.

@josephdell8056

Жыл бұрын

Vegatable lasagna over there, classic.

@roscoefoofoo

Жыл бұрын

That's right.

@callaway86

Жыл бұрын

8 ball

@robertwhitcomb6105

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that’s right

We all can relate to each episode that's the genius of the show

no explicit 'dirty' words, just clever hints, another genius of this show.

@enduring22

Жыл бұрын

Definitely

@poltotinco4eva

Жыл бұрын

@J. Eagle LOL

@keithbronson9777

Жыл бұрын

@J. Eagle Exactly

@doloresstrong2198

Жыл бұрын

agreed and words that became part of everyday speaking

@GeorgAndexlerAndexler

Жыл бұрын

Larry David, Jerry's big influence on the show??

LITERALLY BEST OF ALL TIME 25 YEARS LATER MOM AND I STILL WATCH ALSO DAILY🌴

nyc in the 90's was so different from now.

@oz4553

Ай бұрын

Man it was pure trash…and don’t let me start with the 80s where crime was the number 1 hobby of my fellow new yorkers

@koboldengineering7687

Ай бұрын

Ain't much better now

@diedampfbrasse98

27 күн бұрын

@@koboldengineering7687 until you learn to read and actually understand numbers ... people like you wouldnt last a day in 90s NY, when for example the homicide rater per 100k was 5 times higher then today.

@koboldengineering7687

27 күн бұрын

@@diedampfbrasse98 ok?

@ezekielbrockmann114

11 күн бұрын

I think New York was probably nice in the 1820s. That was a great decade!

See Jerry put a big smile on his face before burst into laughter 10:57

4:58 : Foreshadowing the series finale? About prison, George says, "Maybe someday."

@lostskull7467

Ай бұрын

Yeah, that's some awesome accidental foreshadowing 🤣

Ahh, the 90's, a simpler time!

@aleynamutlu4206

11 ай бұрын

İf technology supposed to make our lives better than why the hell we miss times in older days.

@thinkforyourself828

10 ай бұрын

Everyone believes the past to be better.

@kitcoffey7194

9 ай бұрын

The 90s sucked!

@TheListenerCanon

9 ай бұрын

@@thinkforyourself828 I'll will say that movies and music were better in the past, but TV shows (sorry) and video games are better today.

@TheListenerCanon

9 ай бұрын

@@kitcoffey7194 Yeah, it's not like it also had Nirvana and Pulp Fiction. Oh wait...

The best show about nothing! ❤ Now if the world seems a little dark & gloomy, I watch a couple of episodes & it seems light again! ❤

@Mskatz007

Жыл бұрын

I love this

@Karenanneseven

Жыл бұрын

@@Mskatz007 🥰

@avifu1316

Жыл бұрын

Same

@Karenanneseven

Жыл бұрын

@@avifu1316 🫶

@michaelflowers5712

11 ай бұрын

Me Too!

23:45,» - Serenity now!! - Are you supposed to yell that? - The man on the tape was not specific!...

dude, seriously, this was brilliant; those clip show scenes make perfect bookends to this compilation

"But we broke up." "And yet he continues to live."

@user-hu3iy9gz5j

7 ай бұрын

Nice joke about female self-obsession

I'm with Elaine on the "quiting your job and never working again" lol

I love the bad president name bit!

Glad to see some I haven't seen before thanks to syndication. Plus, the idea of Kramer & Elaine mooning another driver is so funny! 😂

When this show was new....i just never got it.Thursday after work many of us guys were a our local watering hole playing darts all night....and a good friend would always say.....see ya Ed.....Seinfeld is on tonight.So 15 years later i own the whole disc set and just can't get enough of Jerry and the gang.King of Queens is a great one too......not as good but they both have the old man in them.Jerry Stiller was a hoot.Georges dad in one and Arther in the other.To me he made both shows even greater.RIP Jerry.

@beckyleggett9879

Жыл бұрын

Love this and king of queens

@Rick62153

Жыл бұрын

So I’m NOT the only one! I remember thinking - this is dumb and who’s that Radar lookalike. Sometime after the show ended, something clicked- and I couldn’t get enough of it. I too bought the complete set - with the comments and all. The bloopers are even funnier - because you know the actual scene. You can sometimes see them start to crack up in the scenes that aired. I learned my lesson and watched ‘King of Queens’ during its run. Jerry Stiller was gold.

@kennylevitt1050

6 ай бұрын

Jerry Stiller is absolutely hilarious as Georges dad. For example, the old "stop short" trick he says," I invented that 30 years ago. he (Kramer) stole it from me." This was his reaction when his wife says, " Kramer made a pass at me in the car".. He stopped short and reached over to protect her from hitting windshield. Very funny stuff. Then, when Stiller arranged an interview for George to be a bra salesman. "The least you can do is go to the library and do some research on bras." George says, What is there to know? Stiller demands his wife bring one to look at. She comes back with it, Stiller grabs it and says, "well there's the loops in back and cups in front". He tosses it back to his wife, it falls on the table. And she screams "now it has ketchup all over it." And George is just shaking his head not believing the whole scene. Imho, Stiller was a great minor actor in this series. Perfect as George's father.

Soo... Susan's dead

THIS SHOW IS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC! NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I WATCH IT I AM LITERALLY GLUED TO IT AND LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!😊😊

Greatest show EVER!

George the master of self deprecating humor

@toddpolish

Жыл бұрын

…and his domain.

@Rick62153

Жыл бұрын

At first, I saw him as a Radar lookalike but eventually, IMO, I felt he was the best actor of them all.

News about China is an instant page-turner

So many good memories watching Seinfeld😄

Remembered Sienfied when I was in my late tenns (90’s) but never really watched it! At 42 Im loving it now! From England with love!

@rroslynricola3416

10 ай бұрын

Teens!

@thecappeningchannel515

21 күн бұрын

Seinfeld and x files

Remember that interview, where the host thought Jerry had LOST his show, rather than quitting at its peak?

@bossfan49

Жыл бұрын

Larry King

@babydriver8134

Жыл бұрын

@@bossfan49 I thought so, but wasn't sure.

@GabrielGarcia-jf2uc

Жыл бұрын

@@babydriver8134 Larry King said to Jerry: "they didn't cancel you, you cancel them right?" ...somehow Jerry got offended and overrracted and didn't let it go.

@babydriver8134

Жыл бұрын

@@GabrielGarcia-jf2uc and?

@cilleyj

Жыл бұрын

Jay Leno not Larry king I think

great show ever

Thank you for making this for us. :)

Best Seinfeld quotes (in no particular order): “Serenity now!!!” “Festivus for the rest of us” “Are you sponge-worthy?” “No soup for you. Next!” “Last time I open for a rodeo.” “That’s gold, Jerry. Gold!” “George is getting upset!” “Giddyup!” “And, by the way… They’re real, and they’re spectacular!” “Yeah, that’s right.” “Are you still the…master of your domain?” “I’m queen of the castle.” “I proclaim this the Summer of George!” “Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” “Get!… Out!” *shove* “I was in the pool! I was in the pool!!!” “Mulva?” “G-Bone? There’s no G-bone.” / “There’s a G-spot.” / “That’s a myth.”

It finishes with George and Seinfeld sitting in the cafe. George says, what's wrong with your voice. Jerry says, I've been screaming at Hecalers all night. (Reminds me of poor Kramer's predicament in real life.)

Man, I seriously want to know how the hell Jerry and George can score with the most gorgeous, classy women! Lol

@elizabradley4797

Жыл бұрын

It's what Larry David wanted for himself.

@cactaceous

Жыл бұрын

Jerry is a comedian who frequently appears on TV. George’s is a mystery.

@23aceballer

11 ай бұрын

@@cactaceoushe’s stocky, strong and fast he can run like the wind!

@cactaceous

11 ай бұрын

@@23aceballer Powerful. He is so powerful he can lift 100 lbs right above his head.

@sidstorch2615

7 ай бұрын

@@cactaceous Supposed to be snark but seriously, how many men can do it? Hardly anyone.

5:32 best 50 seconds of television. 'That's show business.'

"I can't believe it's not murder"🤣🤣🤣

@Balthorium

Жыл бұрын

From the butter substitute lol

FUN FACT!!!! @ 9:38 when Jerry and George begin to talk about a plane crash in the Andes and in order to survive they eat each other. That was a real disaster that occurred back in 1972. It’s called the Andes flight disaster. Some people survived that crash and waited for help for 72 days. As people began to perish the others ate the remains of the few that passed away in order to survive up in the freezing mountains until help arrived. They were flying out of Uruguay into Chile and it was for a rugby match not a soccer match

@GEES44DC

Жыл бұрын

Perish

@roringusanda2837

6 ай бұрын

😮my whole life I thought it was a soccer team?!!

i love the character of george costanza 😭 i thinks is my second favorite character in all of the sitcoms i’ve watched

I love the shopkeeper at 9:15 Happily announces his low price hoping it will get him a sale, instantly turns hardass "get the hell out of here" then chipper again at the end. I'd patronize the hell out of his shop.

@Flayne009

6 ай бұрын

George must have Jedi mind tricked the guy because George reads the price and it's $1.89 but the shopkeeper says it's $1.19.

the best. THE BEST! Seinfeld. Combo. (Length, choice, themes) Even Seinfeld would watch this through and laugh 😁 a new.

"Hey George- the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp." -While George is stuffing his face with co-workers (!) 😂 🎉

@JusNoBS420

Ай бұрын

He's later thinks of a comeback... "well, the jerk store called and they're running out of you!"

"I love prison." "It is fascinating." "Hmm...maybe someday." Foooooreshadowing.

Jerry still wearing blue jeans and sneakers to this day.

I miss this show 😂😂😂😂! It was great!! I watch old episodes whenever I need a good laugh!

@user-fs7dr1wi9r

9 ай бұрын

Hell, it'll be syndicated forever.. It'll always be showing on some channel

@flowerchild89

7 ай бұрын

​@@user-fs7dr1wi9rI sure hope so 😃

Okay they're getting better.

I miss this show

The tape wasn't specific...lmbo. First off funny as hell. RIP to two of the funniest sitcom parents...smile. .

must be a pleasure owning a 70s landyacht in the middle of manhattan

Love this ~ Grocer ain't taking any crap from cheap haggling Geoge.

Kramer you Have to love em never a dull moment lmao he literally cracks me up laughing

I took a acting class and it's not as easy as ppl think these ppl are really talented especially these types of shows it's crazy

One guy has his life saved too. Junior mints are very refreshing.

"You wouldn't eat me? I'm your best friend!" "I would eat you." "Thank you." Just outrageous. One of the funniest things ever said. A little dark, but hilarious nonetheless 🤣 (Georgie Porgie)

“Last time I open for a rodeo!” It ought to be the new catchphrase in lieu of “not my first rodeo”

This is still great!

My FAVORITE SIT COM OFVALL TIME. I NEVER GT TIRED OF IT.

i cant believe its not murder is such a smooth rich and creamy joke, it says so much about the 90s and how rediculous "I cant believe its not butter"'s name really was. Its crazy that he can even make a joke like 'i cant believe its not murder" it just keeps getting funnier everytime i think of jerry saying it. If Jerry Seinfeld the real man ever did go alec baldwin and killed someone, he really would be able to get awayh with it because he would just make the court laugh andthe judge would sorta expect some funny material.

My friends & I test each other with Seinfeld trivia, like "name five fake movies invented for the series." Such as Deathblow, Chunnel, Cry Cry Again, etc. or, "name three famous stars that were in The Little Kicks" (many people refer to this as Catfight). Larry David was undercredited as a great writer for most of the 181 episodes.

@suzmik

3 ай бұрын

“Sack Lunch” 😂

“How about I can’t believe it’s not murder” “Why is he (box of Raisinets) dating a Pepsi? They’re not having children.” LFMAO! Jerry is a riot.

When Kramer parks his groovy-ass baby-poop green Chevrolet...gold, Jerry, gold!🤣🚗 And when Kramer & Newman are in the park chatting about aliens!👽🛸

Some people absolutely hate this show. Awesome.

All the cold opens are quintessential Seinfeld.

Kramer eating the hotdogs is the best one. 😂

That was a great collection. Kudos to the Seinfeld family of cast and crew.

37:02 one of the funniest Seinfeld cold opens of all time, season 9 while not the best season deserved mote credit and appreciation

@Flayne009

6 ай бұрын

For me seasons 7-9 are prime Seinfeld firing on all cylinders. There are some of us later season lovers out there.

@themonsterunderyourbed9408

2 ай бұрын

​@@Flayne009 I agree. 5 and 6 have their standouts too, but for the most part 7-8-9 are my favorites.

Kramer home alone/staying in before 38:44 is my unmedicated ADD 😂❤

The woman who beats George at chess in the third opening played Cher in a Sonny and Cher biopic. Looking at her, you can see that she was the perfect choice.

@Rick62153

Жыл бұрын

Instantly emasculated!

@alnathbeta

Жыл бұрын

Her name is Renee Faia

@Richard-bv4ev

7 ай бұрын

​@@Rick621533:59

Many of the comments on here are as funny as the show was. Great humor!

The greatest show ever!

It really reminds me of New York in the 80's

the hell? George indeed could pull some women! this chess playing good looking one is a wow

Arguably the best sitcom ever. I agree 100%. SO many great things to mention. Very briefly, THE WRITERS. JERRY & Larry. The chemistry of the nucleus of the 4. 5 if you add Newman. Director And Ackerman. Underrated character J.Peterman.

Moops!!!!!!

No human being can write for a show every week . It takes a team of writers.

@fascinatinglist9654

Жыл бұрын

credit shouldn't go to one individual

@NotaFollower11

Жыл бұрын

@@fascinatinglist9654 depends on the show or film though right? For example quentin tarantino writes his whole scrip by himself and other people would make very minor adjustments after the fact so tarantino deserves the credit right? But for breaking bad and better call saul everyone gives Vince gilligan the credit when in reality Peter gould and a whole team come together to write those shows.

@tomgardner8825

Жыл бұрын

in a interview both jerry and larry revealed that they wrote all the scripts in the first 7 seasons.

@NotaFollower11

Жыл бұрын

@@tomgardner8825 didn't know this, that's very impressive.

@razbigranicu

Жыл бұрын

Aaron Sorkin and David Kelley wrote almost every episode of their shows. Kelley was simultaneously writing The Practice, Ally McBeal and Boston Public which is totally insane.

Only Kramer would have a car in Manhattan. And not just any old car but a yacht! 😂

I've been watching a lot of this on KZread, I walked into doctors office yesterday and said, Hellloow. Just like Jerry, I 😂

Thanks for this Capt!

Seinfeld and Friends might be the best all human show ever historical sihce a.i has now been making plot point , art, and even cgi plus new a.i intro its cool sad and crazy

@jaengen

9 ай бұрын

What language are you attempting here?

@drewp.weiner2473

3 ай бұрын

Friends is nowhere even close to seinfeld

Did I miss the "Merv Griffin Show" episode opening? That's one of the better episodes of the last seasons..

@justamangoddamn

Жыл бұрын

I tried to call you but you phone went str8 to voice-mail.

@eleven57icare

Жыл бұрын

@@justamangoddamn Yeah man, a lot of the episodes from the last season really reeked of desperation. They were really out of steam by then. I've never watched the finale. Just not the same show.

@CaptainJZH

Жыл бұрын

That's the one with Jerry and Kramer trying to remember what the story of Cain and Abel was about Kramer discovering the Merv Griffin set was after the commercial break

@eleven57icare

Жыл бұрын

@@CaptainJZH Oh ok, thanks a lot. For some reason I don't remember the Cain and Abel segment.

@bonghunezhou5051

Жыл бұрын

@@eleven57icare Though the 9th season has *The Betrayal* (adapted from an outside story) on balance it is somewhat of a letdown compared to the 8th season.

"So what do you think of that alien autopsy?" "Oh that's real." "I think so too." Hahaha. It's a shame a lot of these are cut out in syndication.

@CaptainJZH

Жыл бұрын

Yea it's really fascinating to see the edits they make for time

Great editing

31:41 don't forget about the DeLorean from Back to the Future

the writers are genius

I am literally every character ❤️

Roll down the window on the convertible😂

Thank You for this.

Elaine has the Cher look it's so amazingly fabulous .