Jerry was so neurotic. Only reason he seemed 'normal' was because his sidekick was George 😂

@mleekahh

13 күн бұрын

!!! And Jerrys calmness in situations made George look crazier

@gutsfinky

4 күн бұрын

Sad but true!

Didn't matter how many times you've seen these, they don't get old

@sweetstingscorpio

3 ай бұрын

Absolutely! Best pick-me-up’s on a down day😊

@freudgv

3 ай бұрын

Duh... we get older. This is still I the 90s when it was made lol.

@cameron_mays

3 ай бұрын

i have watched these literally 148 times (real, i keep a log), still chuckle at the very least

@davidperez5089

3 ай бұрын

It's cuz they're gold Jerry! THEY ARE GOLD!!!

@bradford_shaun_murray

3 ай бұрын

0:03..

"Nobody kisses in my line. You just cost yourself a soup!"😂

@bradford_shaun_murray

3 ай бұрын

21:51 woah!

Hey, I’m over 80 and still love Seinfeld!

@Tzreoaor

2 ай бұрын

Never too old to have a sense of humor and enjoy life!

@polarpuff2651199

2 ай бұрын

awesome

Seinfeld: guiding humanity since 1989

Jerry choosing soup over a woman is iconic.

@lazyfrogeyes5949

3 ай бұрын

He made the right choice.

@FindingFlorida24

3 ай бұрын

YOURE SCHMOOOPIE!

@willywagtail4182

Ай бұрын

Gold Jerry gold!

@globetrekker86

20 күн бұрын

@DVrgirl: How about Jerry choosing to keep saying “Helloooo! La-la-laaa” over the woman, whose belly button he was mocking?

Happy Valentine's Day schmoopies.

@sakabula2357

3 ай бұрын

Lol....

@shawndiebold

3 ай бұрын

You’re schmoopie!

@taxidancing87

3 ай бұрын

thank you, schmoopie 🥰😘😍

@DeesonJame

3 ай бұрын

You're the schmoopie

@50shadesofgday64

3 ай бұрын

Only Valentine I got this year. All schmoopied up.

Jerry always found the most petty reasons to break up with his girlfriends. 😄

@hypernovaorcus

3 ай бұрын

Nothing beats Elaine breaking up over the lack of an exclamation point though

@12classics39

3 ай бұрын

“She eats her peas ONE AT A TIME!!!!”

@shonda79able

3 ай бұрын

​@12classics39 and she scooped her corn nibblets.

@forgettablelisa

3 ай бұрын

@@shonda79able Did you not shake my hand on a pact?!

@jeremiahhudson302

2 ай бұрын

😭😭 come on now a chic that wears the same dress or the woman with the man hands you gotta draw the line somewhere

"I've been waiting for me to come along, and now I've swept myself off my feet !" Always cracks me up.🤣

One of these videos once pointed out that Jerrys cabinets are full of only cereal boxes. I can never unsee that now.

@susanb2015

2 ай бұрын

People used to eat a lot of Cereal.

Jerry's little "ooh" with Gwen is too funny 😂

A 40 minute Seinfeld compilation? Is it Christmas?

@rattus3102

3 ай бұрын

No, Valentine's Day. 😄

@poopsmith6853

2 ай бұрын

Festivus

@gsm4111

Ай бұрын

Festivus

“You must’ve been devastated being left for a wall.”

37 minute video on Valentine's Day? The Seinfeld channel loves their viewers.

Imagine if Kramerica Industries created the smartphone and not Apple… We’d all be on speed dial right now 😔

@JuanPena-bx8qm

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Honestly All the characters on Seinfeld are NUTS!!!!!!

Imagine having a job where you make a ton of money, get famous and have attractive women introduced to you every couple of weeks. Not a bad gig.

@sagarah8217

12 күн бұрын

Yup. It’s a tv show

The speed dial predicted all the drama over the MySpace top 8 lists 😂

@malovina

3 ай бұрын

Lol do you remember shirts that said you are in my top 8 or smtg like that lol

@jAYROCCS1x

2 ай бұрын

top 8 was no joke 😂

The Two Face is one of the funnniesttt episodesss ❤❤😂😂😂

Bob Sacamano, Todd Gak, Loyd Braun, Tim Watley. Primo names lol It's funny when they say their first and last name for some reason😄😄

@FigaroHey

Ай бұрын

Sacamano... Sac à main... "Purse" in French. I wonder if it's a coincidence? It does sound like a name invented for the sound. My favorite name is the retirement community Jerry's parents live in, El Boca Vista: the mouth view.

@Kaliberz

Ай бұрын

Todd Gak. What is that Dutch? 🤣

"By the year 2000 we'll all be on speeddial.". Kramer predicts the smartphone contact.

They're real and they're spectacular!

@JuanPena-bx8qm

2 ай бұрын

The Lawyer and Elaine got to touch them but not Jerry 😂😂😂

@jonvia

Ай бұрын

@@JuanPena-bx8qm hahaha thats gold!

With acting that good by Jerry, who needs dialog. His acting says it all!!

Well, they are all hilarious, but no one made me laugh like the lady with the man's hands! 😂😂😂😂😂

@cygnustsp

3 ай бұрын

I knew an 18 year old girl who had wrinkled hands like an old lady

THIS SHOW WILL BE GREAT " FOREVER!" 10 +

“Smart, like a computer.”

George flinging that rubberband is classic 😂😂😂😂

@Rellbronjames9

3 ай бұрын

@@Etom0110. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@gforce9596

3 ай бұрын

Please share a timestamp if possible 🙏

@jenniferadams7582

3 ай бұрын

​@@gforce9596 5:47

@rayt2239

3 ай бұрын

Paco!!

@EDKguy

Ай бұрын

He doesn't wipe his hands enough after being in soup before he reaches in his jacket pocket for my comfort. Is there something wrong with me?

Daily dose of Seinfeld is a must.

@whatsgoingon4

2 ай бұрын

I agree 💯 😂

@KingDowmusic

2 ай бұрын

@@whatsgoingon4 haha💯

They left out a lot of his relationships. The girl with the vintage toys, the girl that liked the khaki commercials, and the girl whose stomach talked to him, HELOOOOO. LMAO

I love how cool they are about Paco's rubber bands.

The best show 👍🏻

This March 1 2024 I'm alone on a Friday night I'm 60 years old had bad luck but getting back on my feet watching this brings me back to my Happy Days with my deceased boyfriend in our beautiful appartment that we lost in a house fire ..... 20:16 p.s. I'm high and my 14 year old dog is snoring ....😂❤ 23:14

@nadermohammad79

Ай бұрын

God bless you ma'am

@FigaroHey

Ай бұрын

Happy days with your deceased boyfriend? That's sick, having fun with a corpse.

The bloopers for most of these were even funnier. 😊

Loved Senfield it was a Spectacular comedy show on television in the 90's, All the cast were incredible actors, Jerry Seinfeld was Outstanding!!! 💞

Mulva #1 just for the name

FUN FACT: A storyline in the Summer of George episode was inspired by the actress who played Nicki in The Calzone. (00:42) The actress' real name is Danette. One of Seinfeld's producers, Alec Berg, asked Danette to be his date to an award show. She agreed. When he went to pick her up, he learned that she had a boyfriend. Instead of being bitter about it, Berg had the experience written into the Summer of George episode, which aired the following season.

@reallymakesyouthink

3 ай бұрын

She had a dude.

@12classics39

3 ай бұрын

@@reallymakesyouthinkGEORGE: “But was it her dude or just some dude? Ask her out again, no Tonys, just Jerry, then you’ll know if he’s her dude or just some dude.” JERRY: “Dude!! 👍🏻”

@lonelyheroine

3 ай бұрын

Dude: "Hi, what's going on?" Jerry: "I have no idea."

“Try opening this up, you’ll find the biggest dating scene in the world.” -Jerry

I am so glad we had you, Jerry. Today has nothing to watch for fun. You’re the Best comedian, worldwide. Now, hit that Billion $ mark!

“I don't think I'll ever be able to forget Susie-ahhh. And most of all, I will never forget that one night. Working late on the catalog. Just the two of us. And we surrendered to temptation. And it was pretty good. But I never heard her cries for help and now...Susie is gone".

4:56 😂😂😂this whole episode was amazing

"Another festivus miracle" 😆

This is the funniest compilation I've seen.Thank you.

Happy Valentine's Day all! Remember to have your date at a place with sufficient lighting and keep track of your "I love you's". May you reach #1 on the speed dial!

I recognized Walter White😂.What A great career he's had a long with Malcom in the middle also.

Schoompy

Jane Leeves getting to star in two of the best comedies ever. Wow

Breaking up with a woman because of soup, even soup THAT good, is the most insane reason ever.....right up until you decide to break up with a woman just to do a silly voice! 😅😅😅

I remember back when I used to watch regular TV and look at the onscreen descriptions of episodes, most Seinfeld episodes had at least a small amount of distinguishing detail in their descriptions… but then one’s description just read: “Jerry dates a woman.” I thought: “Well that doesn’t tell me anything! Jerry dates a woman in pretty much EVERY episode!”

Lol so much famous actors in 1 video :P

Monica was on Seinfeld and so was Janice

man courtney cox was GORGEOUS

@shrapnel77

3 ай бұрын

That cat suit Halloween episode on Friends made her #1 on that show for me.

@4partmedia

Ай бұрын

🤔🤦

@marioholcomb6029

Ай бұрын

Then plastic surgery happened 😢

@duffman18

Ай бұрын

​@@marioholcomb6029 nah she didn't get plastic surgery, she just had various injections, fillers. And she's had them removed now, and she looks just like she used to now, just a bit older. If she'd had actual plastic surgery then that couldn't be reversed.

@TACT1LE

19 күн бұрын

Teri Hatcher was the one for me 🥵🥹

I love seinfeld ❤ One of my favorites 😂😂😂

"Oh, he's a tomcat"😂😂😂😂 "So your boyfriend never came back". "My diaphram goes flying"😂😂😂😂 "I carry around my diaphram. Who doesn't".😂😂😂😂

The name relays are hilarious: “Marla. George. Stacy. Jerry. Stacy. George. Marla. Jerry.” 😂

This is one of the best compilations ever!

Great compilation. Ty.

Gwen, Marla, Valerie, Sidra, Meryl, Ellen, Jeannie.... all prettier than Nicki (the "pretty" one).

@seanj6310

3 ай бұрын

TBF Gwen was only prettier half the time. 😉

@bossfan49

3 ай бұрын

@@seanj6310 Touche 😀😀

@Tbone2044

3 ай бұрын

​@@seanj6310😂😂

@a_1081p

3 ай бұрын

Sidra arguably was but the rest no way

@bossfan49

3 ай бұрын

@@seanj6310 Touche 😀

Poor Jerry. He just couldn't compete with JFK Jr

The fact he didn’t try with Elaine more than once is bizzare

Kramer - it's pronounced thermometer

Schmooopie!

"Do I know you?"

8:34 - that moment where Elaine rings a second time may be the most verisimilitude ever put on television anywhere, ever.

why is no one talking about the fact that Walter White was in Seinfeld

@TACT1LE

19 күн бұрын

Because we all knew that already and he was Tim Whatley and Malcolm's Dad waaaaay before he became Walter White. Truly iconic actor.

The funniest part Jerry breaks off the engagement and George comes in all Happy he's engaged until he finds out Jerry backed out 😂😂😂

Still one of my favorite shows!!

So many beautiful women on this show!

Call her Marla if you want, but she'll always be Daphne.

It turns out Jerry was the only problem! Lol

SCHMOOPIE!!!

"Love stinks" J Giels Band

This caused a laugh to pop out of me! That’s a good sign! Funny stuff. Ridiculous but well played.

Psycho relationship issues apart.. Seinfeld cast the best set of women anyone would be lucky to come across in their entire life!

@sidstorch2615

2 ай бұрын

With the exception of the girl assigned to keep Jerry away from the party music.

Wait, wait, which one is Schmooopie!?

speed dial used to be the myspace top 8 before myspace was a thing lol

Jerry wasn't looking for love. . He was looking to get out of love

Young Lauren Graham is so pretty

Oh Mrs. Hamilton ❤

I was in love with a girl from Germany and we always sat on the same side. This show is the best ever.🎉

All the Constitutional scholars are having mental breakdowns because jerry got out of the car...😅

If Jerry hates himself, then he and Elaine would be the perfect match, after all. No wonder, she proclaims, “I always loved you- -United Airlines”

Ok so the honest title of the video is: All the hotties Jerry dated on the show.

Relationships, this show is funny.

Jerry Jerry introduces and his girlfriends 😊😊😊

In the end all Jerry really wanted was an 17 year old..

@ 12:52 that's the "f*çk me Santa" lady... on Valentine's day too, what a coinkydink 😄

20:46 ok now THAT was just kicking him when he’s down.

22:17 Wasted

I think the only joke that aged poorly is the diaphragm one, I don’t think ANYONE uses those anymore 😂

@TACT1LE

19 күн бұрын

No one uses the Sponge either. But the jokes are still funny 😝

He should have married Meryl. Coutney Cox is so freaking beautiful. She also really showed her comedic chops in Seinfeld.

*Oh, Jerome*

I just realized the speed dial girlfriend was from The Graduate.

@bossfan49

3 ай бұрын

You mean the plot?

@keithwilson6060

3 ай бұрын

@@bossfan49 Yes, the reference to a scene.

Ah, when you own your show you can date way, way above your league. Jerome, your ego was way out there!

@splatterfodderinc

2 ай бұрын

especially dating a 17 year old

DELORES!!

@bossfan49

3 ай бұрын

She might be the most beautiful in my book. Definitely top 3.

Sheila is so adorable

Seinfeld❤

He should have stayed with Elaine- JLD is one hot-looking woman.

The History lesson in this show

I want Hot Girl powers

Elaine was the only one for him.