Plot twist: the security guard is in his vehicle hunkering down watching steve wallis episodes

@julianricky3620

3 жыл бұрын

That's a Shyamalan twist.

@eun.kim1989

3 жыл бұрын

@@julianricky3620 That would make the twist so... **I am sure everyone gets it so skipping description** LOL

@craigpratt9755

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. LMAO!!

@ddesimone9912

3 жыл бұрын

A Classic!

@jaythebaker9547

3 жыл бұрын

Omg that’s too funny

Makes me almost shed a tear when he mentions ‘Beautiful Wife’. May she Rest In Peace, and may all her loved ones recover.

@thaDjMauz

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I feel the same. They really loved eachother, you can feel that even through the videos.

@HiThereImPressure

Жыл бұрын

The way he says one minute we were laughing, listening to the radio, drinking coffee, and now im alone in the woods. Made me shed a tear, the unintended foreshadowing broke my heart

@colors6692

11 ай бұрын

@@thaDjMauz Did you know them?

@Neppy1414

5 ай бұрын

Always keeping Steve and his beautiful angel in my thoughts. We love you Steve.❤

@samholdsworth420

4 ай бұрын

Cry me a river!😊

Steve always acts like he’s got warrants when he sees someone.

@ronaldgordien6840

3 жыл бұрын

Hillarious

@desertlawgaming154

3 жыл бұрын

@@thingtwo676 that’s messed up

@JCW86

3 жыл бұрын

@@thingtwo676 lol huh? no it's not. not to mention the fact that he's not even homeless. the police wouldn't do anything other than ask him to leave, or worst case write him a fine.

@gsd8225

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha.

@b.a.brackus6371

3 жыл бұрын

It's part of the show.....Drama sells

Never did I think I would find happiness in watching someone sleep next to a highway for 40 minutes

@Dan-we7vs

Жыл бұрын

Rabbit hole, of You tube. I'm here also lol

@ljd8520

Жыл бұрын

I had to buy the T shirt HUNKER DOWN !

@bretrodrigues475

10 ай бұрын

Go to California and you'll see that all the time

@nynapetrov

10 ай бұрын

I bought a property next to the highway to get peace and quiet, until I try to sleep it beats staying home with the brats!

@dinarusso3320

3 ай бұрын

😊it makes me want to try it just for the rush to not get caught

The way he's thoroughly convinced that this is Mission impossible-level subterfuge is hilarious. This channel is addictive.

@steverogers7601

Жыл бұрын

22:40 for anyone wondering. That def got his heart racing lmao

@Ryan-nu5hv

Жыл бұрын

I like the river raft videos the best

@lananieves4595

Жыл бұрын

@@Ryan-nu5hv - I love those, too. While I do have a chuckle at how much of the danger Steve is in exists only in his imagination, he seems like a terrific guy, and he's really clever and creative. The solar boat is brilliant, and that trip he and crazy neighbor took was epic.

@stillwelltjz6798

Жыл бұрын

I'm convinced he gets so worked up as a hobby. Get a nice adrenaline dump, then a step 2...

@garrettcarrett8634

Жыл бұрын

says the obese basement dweller

I remember when I used to watch television. Now I watch Camping with Steve.

@sharongilley3985

3 жыл бұрын

same here

@42Channel42

3 жыл бұрын

Way better than TV

@SenorSlim1

3 жыл бұрын

We get wiser as we get older

@HikariUzimaki

3 жыл бұрын

Same!

@cr3262

3 жыл бұрын

Lol you said it!

If I'm just a guy driving past and see someone camping I honestly might just be pretty jealous and get on with my day

Literally the most terrifying episode I've seen yet... I'm not too scared of wild animals... but... people finding me in the woods... 1000% terrifying...

@OldManBOMBIN

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, they're probably thinking the same as you: "Who in their right mind would be out here??" lmao

@oldmanspooky6641

2 жыл бұрын

True that!

@UllrT

2 жыл бұрын

@Henry Wadsworth Sorry to hear that.

@SpitFactsAndThenDontReply

2 жыл бұрын

@@UllrT wtf kind of reply lol

@UllrT

2 жыл бұрын

@@SpitFactsAndThenDontReply I'm guessing you mean "wtf kind of reply *is that* lol"? In which case, I would ask you the same thing.

Steve, if you ever get caught. PLEASE remember to keep the camera rolling. It will be your most viewed video ever!

Steve, regardless of how objectively not ideal his current situation is: "It doesn't get any better than this."

@mattscowden1620

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@Gappasaurus

3 жыл бұрын

It’s an attitude i aspire to 😄

@BruceLyeg

3 жыл бұрын

I'd imagine if he ever found himself in prison, he'd be hunkered down using a bed sheet as a tent between the bunk and the stainless steel toilet/sink combo, saying "It doesn't get any better than this"

@alexanderbrowningcompositi9730

3 жыл бұрын

There's no such thing as objectivity when I comes to ideal situations. One man's ideal is another man's unideal.

@bcubed72

3 жыл бұрын

@MiniBoatin' How little you know! Prisoners are skilled at whipping up some hooch.

Stealth chainsaw is a phrase I never thought I would hear, I kinda dig it.

Fun fact: In Sweden we don’t have to go stealthy, here we have this awesome ancient thing called allemansrätten (all mans right) to camp where ever the hell we want for about 48 hours, even on peoples property (!) as long as it’s not in their sight. Just remember to leave the spot just like you found it. Germany is another ballgame! Love your your channel Steve, keep up the good work!

@hootsmcgee7896

2 жыл бұрын

thats awesome, camping freedom!

@RK-zf1jm

2 жыл бұрын

Trickier in Britain as its seen as vagrency (homeless) which is illegal here in the UK not that we dont have rough sleepers but if the police turn up they will move you on and make you take down your tent

@CriticalShot1

2 жыл бұрын

Are there pieces of shit people who take advantage of it? Leaving trash, their gear and not cleaning up? Seems like there's always someone who has to ruin it for everyone

@doouug

2 жыл бұрын

@@RK-zf1jm Scotland has “right to roam” similar to Sweden, applies to basic camping where you don’t leave any mess as well as far as I’m aware!

@OpticalShadow

2 жыл бұрын

In the United States we have something like that called Dispersed Camping. As long as its public land, national forests, or the such, you can camp for a short time, and than cant camp within so many miles of that spot until some time has passed. This doesnt cover public land like in urban areas, but in general forests or tree cover. There are some other parts of the rules for this as well as what you can do or use and what not, but in general it would be entirely possible to legally camp your way across the country, so long as you make sure you follow all the ordinances of the specific area your in at any given time, at no cost.

This was your best one yet. Stumbling through the bush in a panic trying to avoid security; it appeals to the mischievous teenager in all of us.

@REMAX_CCA

3 жыл бұрын

Long live the mischievous teenagers! Camping/hiking/biking/off roading/scuba diving turns my age backwards - I go from being 61 to being 16. Happy New Year!

@charliesmith643

3 жыл бұрын

If Steve hadn’t gone down the road ...

@digitalbowser

3 жыл бұрын

Turns out the beer was infused with mushrooms

@b.a.brackus6371

3 жыл бұрын

Get busted sometime..then the (constant) eminent danger will seem more plausible...

@cyvonn

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly 😆 I feel like a kid sneaking out at summer camp.

The day Steve is caught is when the Beer fund becomes the Bail fund 😅

@sharongilley3985

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@nerfmadeeasy

3 жыл бұрын

"If you want to see me get caught, just keep watching."

@omniaparatus6147

3 жыл бұрын

They'd just write him a trespassing ticket. Most cops don't care unless you have a bonfire going.

@P_RO_

3 жыл бұрын

Not likely- Steve explained that in an earlier video. Most of what he does isn't highly illegal in Canada though it would be so down here in the US.

@JCW86

3 жыл бұрын

@@P_RO_ No, the most they'd do in the US is give you a fine. They wouldn't arrest someone sleeping in a tent/shelter outside lol. It's not like he broke into and slept in someone's house while they weren't home or something.

Ppl that live around Steve are probably always telling his wife I think ur husband was in yard last nite. When I went out to ask what he was doing he ran like hell yelling I'm not camping. This guy is great for so many reasons. Love it

Just subscribed recently. So sad to watch these older videos before Steve's beautiful wife passed away, when he mentions her picking him up from these trips. I know the feeling re. grieving loss of spouse. If you see this Steve, the pain will ease up in time to a more manageable degree, even though it seems otherwise. Take care.

I wonder how many Bigfoot sightings Steve is responsible for...

@grayfox3513

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah there's no such thing as Bigfoot just Steve

@ghostunspeakable7866

3 жыл бұрын

And aliens with the strange glowing lights in the woods, suddenly disappearing

@jeraldjoyce2995

3 жыл бұрын

Spotting bigfoot or being big foot

@thornyturtleranch6152

3 жыл бұрын

You mean, how many bigfoots have sighted steve?

@jb0609

3 жыл бұрын

not many considering Steve is not that big,

Next episode: Steve builds a "temporary" stealth wooden shelter at the Home Depot lumber department. A true Canadian treasure

@barrybogart5436

3 жыл бұрын

It would have to be Rona then.

@VoxNerdula

3 жыл бұрын

Like the kid that lived in the toilet paper at walmart

@ThePearsonProject513

3 жыл бұрын

that would be a classic forsure!

@ladyloquitavida148

3 жыл бұрын

There was a woman in the US who lived inside a Walmart for a while. She was pregnant and went into labor one night all alone in the store. They made a movie around that story!

@dustym.111

3 жыл бұрын

I seen that movie when I was a kid. Called "where the heart is" Natalie portman was my huge crush

Steve is scared, but honestly imagine how scared the security guys must have been seeing bright and red lights in the woods on their night shift and hearing voices.

Two year later, I wonder if that shelter is still there and how many times Steve has used it?

@ThatScoobyDoom

4 күн бұрын

7 months later, I'm right there with ya! Haha

'We're on a stealther today' he says wearing jeans , a beer in one hand , a chainsaw in the other and a couple of dollar tarps in his bag 🤣🤣🤣 love it !

this turned into the blair witch project for a few minutes there

@dave7038

3 жыл бұрын

I half expected him to throw in a gag where we see him just standing there facing into the corner of the tent.

@matparks9059

3 жыл бұрын

@@dave7038 haha maybe we can get an edited version

@leenone8673

3 жыл бұрын

I'm hoping he can see better than us, with the amount of grain on screen i would trip and final destination myself trying to run like that. 😱

@Gideonite

3 жыл бұрын

Yea 20:45 was intense lol

I love how Steve sets it up like it's a horror movie and he's about to get axe murdered, but in reality all that would really probably happen is a nice Canadian security guy would come up and say 'hey dere everything okay wit ya dere buddy?'

If you want to avoid people seeing your lights in the woods, use red lights. It makes it a little bit harder for you to see what you're doing, but red is very difficult to see at a distance because red light is harder for the human eye to pick up on at night than white light. Wouldn't be a bad idea to have a dark red/brown tarp as well. EDIT: I forgot to mention red light also preserves your natural night vision, so your eyes won't have to re-adjust to darkness when the light is turned off.

@sjwarialaw8155

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah exactly what I was thinking, when I go on stealth camping adventures I only use red lights, so first it will reduce drastically the odds of someone seeing any light, and second I never have to go check if my space is visible from the outside due to white lights, which by itself decreases drastically the odds of someone seeing me.

@leeharden4060

3 жыл бұрын

Hes color blind

@Andy-413

3 жыл бұрын

@@leeharden4060 Thank you, but I knew that. It's not like he'll see absolute darkness when he turns on a red light just because his eyes can't see red light correctly, that's not how it works. For example, people with complete color blindness (meaning they can't see any colors at all) can still see, they're not completely blind, just as someone with limited color blindness like Steve has can still detect the light, but it just doesn't look red, it'll just look like a different color or grey to him.

@sjwarialaw8155

2 жыл бұрын

@@Andy-413 And something "funny" is that when you use the red light for awhile without any other light sources, you get momentarily colorblind.

@Andy-413

2 жыл бұрын

@@sjwarialaw8155 Yeah, your eyes adapt to it, but it's not anything to worry about. It happens when your eyes are exposed to any single color for a while, not only red. One other benefit I forgot to mention about red light is that it preserves your natural night vision, so your eyes don't have to re-adjust to the darkness after the light is turned off. I'll update my original comment to say that.

When security guards come too close, start chainsaw to assert dominance.

@maddumass

3 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute, there's another person there?

@longjohn77

3 жыл бұрын

Good one Hobo!

@erm4292

3 жыл бұрын

dont forget the hockey mask

@MichaelsExplorations

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@henrycodm896

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

"I am doing some stealth camping next to the highway." Queue chainsaw. I had to laugh so hard ... What an end to 2020. That was perfect. Happy New Year, Steve!

@christianmennitt2399

3 жыл бұрын

About half way through when he was doing his walk around and the security guard saw his light, I started thinking this is turning into his 'Blair Witch' episode.

@tphvictims5101

3 жыл бұрын

My beautiful wife just dropped me off 😂 With a chainsaw.

@eventsotherthingswithchris9019

3 жыл бұрын

@@tphvictims5101 Now..if only the area was somehow called "Crystal Lake'..lol

@JasonChapa

3 жыл бұрын

The penalty modifier was countered by his bonuses.

Dude, my heart was racing when you spotted the security guard. I need a breather haha!

@lindasue8719

2 жыл бұрын

IKR?! I was here to relax LOL

@petedeihl4648

Жыл бұрын

I am so very sorry to hear about your loss my wife will be gone nine years September 13 it is still very hard I don’t know how to express How KZread helps your channel and others thank you sorry again

because, as every construction boss says: ''we're burnin daylight!'' classic Steve, you cheer everyone up. And.... we know you are grieving, thanks for letting us know you intend to be back..when some time goes by. We will be here....

The average security guard doesn’t want to confront the unknown, in the forest, after dark. They are (Poorly) paid and there job description is “ To observe and report” I really like your videos, they remind me of my youth. Thanks from Portugal.

@djdepression

2 жыл бұрын

As a former security guard, I can confirm this in most cases. I did have co-workers that seemed super eager to use their weapons though.

@jgsarchangel

2 жыл бұрын

I was a security guard, I didnt get paid enough to investigate the woods even if I saw activity, fuck that 🤣

@LabTech41

2 жыл бұрын

As a former security guard as well, and having to spend an overnight shift with a guy who'd spend as much time as possible telling me all the stories of his illegal behavior from car theft to near-deadly assault, I was much too concerned with the guy sitting a few feet from me in the middle of a massive warehouse all alone in the night in an industrial park where nobody else is to really care if anyone showed up to steal some stuff.

@wonderfulwalrus5715

2 жыл бұрын

Thats what id do

@ParadiiseFarms

Жыл бұрын

List of jobs I don't wanna do anymore 1. Security guard 2. Unknown 3. Unknown

Nobody wants to see Steve get caught...but we love it when Steve ALMOST gets caught :D

@christian_lied

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta have tension!

@VangelisMatosMedina

3 жыл бұрын

I don't, it is faked.... I really like the channel but he is trying to hard to get this almost situations.

@norcalcoastanglerfishing9661

3 жыл бұрын

you will remember this as the time you ALMOST caught Campin with Steve!

@nicholasirvine6693

3 жыл бұрын

@@VangelisMatosMedina that’s the point of the channel, stealth camping.

@VangelisMatosMedina

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasirvine6693 of course and I like it. What I do not like it is when him pretend to be almost caught just to create tension.

Watching Steve cut the logs and then furtively looking over his shoulder, reminds me of Homer when he was cutting down a pine tree for Christmas lol

If you can't avoid making tracks in snow, walk backwards. It makes it look like you came from the woods not into them. Also, wear wool, or other moisture wicking clothing in the cold. Cotton can be deadly in the cold.

Security guard: "Hey, what's that glowing green orb in the middle of the pitch black woods?" Steve: "It's my stealth camping rig. Totally invisible."

@mysecretscdxx

3 жыл бұрын

I kept saying it was lit up like a glow worm out there

@sunshines9186

3 жыл бұрын

That's awesome 😂

@private15

3 жыл бұрын

You can’t see me. You can’t see me. You don’t care if you can see me. Lol. You need a brown tarp.

@djpickle68

3 жыл бұрын

Security guard has 4 1500watts metal haylide lamps blazing at him, it was like daylight bright next to that truck......there is a 0% chance he could notice Steve.

@wickedmuffin76

3 жыл бұрын

"this is not the shelter you are looking for"

Only steve logic, "we dont want to use any loud hand saws" but pulls out a chainsaw...... I laughed....

@wiinux

3 жыл бұрын

It's a stealth chainsaw, all good :)

@A.Martin

3 жыл бұрын

@@wiinux wonder how long an electric chainsaw lasts for.

@wiinux

3 жыл бұрын

@@A.Martin not sure but my Ryobi 4 amp hour circular saw lasts AGES between charges.

@ipodasdf

3 жыл бұрын

I need to learn not read the comments before I’m finished with the video lol. So many spoilers!

@TheJulioGulio

2 жыл бұрын

@@A.Martin Are you related to Ricky?

Been watching your channel for a while Steve, How did i miss this one? lol. classic. Stealth camping with a chainsaw 50yds from the roadside. You my friend are a legend :)

I don't know how I got to the 'Stealth Camping' part of youtube, but I'm having a great time it! :D

**10 steps past the tree line** Steve: "I seem to be in here far enough"

@Midgeridoo

3 жыл бұрын

My first thought! And then all the lights on. Like c’mon friend!

@cw6795

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he could have done himself a favor and walked in another 50 yds.

@lifechanges557

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@michaelbrownlee9497

3 жыл бұрын

Fire in the sky, Travis Walton. Blair witch project....10 little chicken steps.

@noticestudios

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha

After multiple punches to the nuts 2020, very thankful Mayor of Step 2 Town has blessed us with an upload to spear head hopefully a better year. Cheers Steve and fellow subs.

@thefinchoutdoors3438

3 жыл бұрын

Mayor of Step2 town. I like it.

@TheDarklingWolf

3 жыл бұрын

Don't have anyone to ring in the new year with, so I think settling in with a step two and a Steve video is a pretty close second best.

@BradHawthorn12

3 жыл бұрын

Cheers, lads! I’m also currently on Step 2 (again) 🍻

@catalhuyuk7

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheDarklingWolf We're all here. Thinking of you. Doing the same. 🎉🎆HNY♥️🎄!

@Connection-Lost

3 жыл бұрын

Please don't tell me you think any of the propaganda regarding 2020 is real, lol. Superintendent Chalmers: _A rare virus..... after 100+ years with no pandemics.... with incredible medical advances since..... in an election year.... for the most controversial president ever...._ Principal Skinner: "Yes!"

I was just revisiting some of your older adventures, Steve. Did you ever return here?

Steve: * turns off light and hurries back to camp * Me: "Don't hit a tree...don't hit a tree..."

Most videos: "Cutting your own firewood is frowned upon here" This video: stealth chainsaw

@volvo09

3 жыл бұрын

haha, I love electric chainsaws. I ran the life out of a cheap harbor freight green plastic electric chainsaw using it to stealth cut tons of wood out in the open with my truck and an inverter... No one cares if you ain't makin a racket...

Dude! That was some Blair witch shit for a minute, got me going.

@MikeHenry3280

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha i said the same thing before i seen this comment lol..

@juliemacnaughton4088

3 жыл бұрын

Blair witch vibes for sure!

@tonka1983

3 жыл бұрын

haha.... i was thinking that then i seen this comment! well more like blair witch scary movie... i was expecting a camara shot right up Steve nostril

@Covy99

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yes those woods were so scary

Thanks for all the tips Steve....some of your info is literally going to be a life saver this winter. My disabled wife and I are about to be homeless during winter in Colorado. There are virtually no resources in our town for people in our situation, so your tips may be the things that keep us alive during all of this

@michaellandi5371

Жыл бұрын

Oh jeez, how are you guys doing?

@andrewlalis

Жыл бұрын

@@michaellandi5371 they're probably dead by now

@Dr-Zoid-Berserk

Жыл бұрын

Hope you’re alive still

@StitchJones

Жыл бұрын

Homeless with a disabled wife, and you are looking to this silly jerk Canadian breaking the law for camping tips???

@jamespowell740

Жыл бұрын

Sorry to disappoint but still alive and well. It has nothing to do with the locations btw....it has to do with the application of useful information. SMH Seriously don't understand the need to get upity when I simply paid a compliment to the channel owner....and for the record...some of us aren't homeless because we're stupid, or an addict, or career criminal.... contrary to popular belief. Hate to disappoint your biased opinion or hopes here. Thankfully I can rely on the fact that I'm good at improvise, adapt, and overcome mentality.

I honestly have to say, my two Favourite Camping Channels, Camping with Steve, and A Jay in the Woods, have the easiest listening voices, could hear these guys talk for hours and hours, super easy on the ears. And best of all, they’re both Canadian!

love when he says "my beautiful wife" all the time 🥰

@enigma9971

3 жыл бұрын

I bet you do. Hahaha

@sylviamiller8268

3 жыл бұрын

Spoken like a true gentleman..😊

$..99 cent Walmart spay paint can really tone down those bright traps

Watching these videos with a bit of zombie apocalypse ambience really takes this to a whole new level.

I love how supportive his wife is of his camping and his KZread. I hope to have a relationship like theirs someday :’)

@moblack5883

2 жыл бұрын

Pays the bills

@jefferyhurley151

Жыл бұрын

His beautiful wife went camping a few times.

@bumblebee7508

Жыл бұрын

Well this aged well

@csn583

Жыл бұрын

​@@bumblebee7508 What a fucking asinine comment.

@andreadujardin-flexhaug

Жыл бұрын

What difference a year makes, sadly enough.

Friendly neighborhood security guard here, I work armed security for a hospital now, but used to do contract security, which occasionally had me planted at construction sites. Unless you're actively on the job site or blocking access to it, you're unlikely to ever hear from us. As far as what authority they have, it's complicated and based on local laws and agency contracts/connections, guards can be anything from just observe and report all the way to bonded and deputized with authorities similar to a police officer. In my career I have only ran off one individual with a tent, he had erected it in front of a driveway to a facility I was posted at, I explained he was blocking the entrance and he quickly moved, that was it. Love the vids, makes me and the wife want to do some camping!

@ansuz444

Жыл бұрын

Wow, great info. You should make videos.

@somerandomname9252

Жыл бұрын

Suppose if the individual was out of your patrol area, but you had a visual on them sneaking around some woods, you might just call the police who’d then come and investigate? Still not a good outcome for a stealth camper!

Next week on Camping with Steve, camping in the bed of the security guy's pick up truck.

@sandienochs6132

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you, we all need more humor.☮️

@slowjamcdub

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@perfectweather

3 жыл бұрын

👍👊

Long time bower, fist time commenter.... Love the vids mate! I don't know if anyone has said this before. But have you ever used a bivvie bag? I was in the army and it's like extreme camping hehe. One if the best thing they taught me was the bivvie bag. The ex military ones are cheap and more stealth/hardwearing. In UK they are around £5 used. Cammed up, goretex, so weather proof and add another 1-2 season to your sleeping bag. I've spent plenty of years on top of mountains, burnt building and places I don't want to be seen, safe as sound in my bivvie. It's like a tent you don't have to put up. Just make sure it's not a plastic or cheap thing and you will have it years. Also comfy inside tents/buildings as it covers face from heaters and light once you want darkness plus protects the sleeping bag. Anyways, love the show mate. I've been to your parts many years back. Wainwright all the way to Edmonton.... Good times. You stay safe mate

@JuandizzyMo

3 жыл бұрын

you're the second youtuber I see in this channel, much love to you and Steve

@Jrez

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for mentioning the bivvi bag, I remember thinking "there must be something like this but way more compact and portable" when Steve showed off that camping cot/tent thing. I don't spend nearly as much time outside as I wish I did and I may soon invest in some gear so if I pass by or think about some secluded spot I can head out on a whim for a night off or two.

@whousley

3 жыл бұрын

I learn nearly as much from the comments as from the videos.

@cappy2282

2 жыл бұрын

Dude that sounds awesome and you're a beast. God speed my friend 👍

@oklarocks

2 жыл бұрын

good words mate

I was homeless in California from 2013-2015 after landing on hard times due to alcohol and I made something similar to this by a church in Santa Ana. Honestly, the most relaxing and humbling experience/sleep I've ever had.

@samholdsworth420

2 жыл бұрын

You must have been drunk in order to fall asleep in Santa Ana...What a shit hole city.

Security guy: it’s probably just that crazy hunker down guy. Other security guy: he always has lots of food and a couple of step 2s. 1st security guy: let him get set up and we’ll join him!😂🏕😎 Happy New Year Steve!

@sherry866

3 жыл бұрын

Ohhhh Waaay before that, I'll send you time stamps

@sherry866

3 жыл бұрын

18:58- next morning. There's just no point to it. There's better ways to have adventures than looking Paranoid throughout what you "think" is an Adventure lol, not just this video but almost all of his stealth camp vids . I'm guessing his wife and ppl who Know him personally, would agree. If he has access to camping sites and self owned land why not just stick to that, this just looks silly. But it's his channel he can do as he please with it. Just saying, but that's what comment sections are for right. To stir up conversation 😊

@sherry866

3 жыл бұрын

Do you mean when he Ran, hid and practically Shit his pants?! 🤣😂

@timmylee41

3 жыл бұрын

@@sherry866 as opposed to what?

@batchagaloopytv5816

3 жыл бұрын

then you hear the "banjo" from Deliverance

You forgot to mention that the unit has "central heat" when describing its amenities. Just place the auxillary heater directly in the middle and viola, central heat.

For me Steve is the true successor to "Survivor Man" I love to find gems like this guys channel on youtube. It is better content that most things on TV.

@donmeyers2631

2 жыл бұрын

It sure is

Gotta love the Ned Flanders reference about the stealthyness. Nice. And the later Milhouse one too.

Hey Steve just a observation how about wearing safety glasses when walking in dark woods I myself have gotten a twig to the eye. Stay safe cheers 🍻

@jcoats5529

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeremyb5198 no it's not. He's just wanting him to be careful. You're a knob

@nancyrogge796

3 жыл бұрын

I did exactly that a couple of weeks ago, gave myself a corneal ulcer that didn't heal and had to go get medical treatment. Good grief!

@jmsfabrication7821

3 жыл бұрын

@@jcoats5529 Yea. I agree. I was thinking the same thing when Steve was running through the woods with his flashlight off!

@eventsotherthingswithchris9019

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeremyb5198 Hey! You could be onto something here?? Camp out using full riot gear!!

@mystuff1405

3 жыл бұрын

If you have been through the woods any length of time you would know getting hit in the face with brush and trees is common. Its a great idea to wear eye protection. I've been there and done that and when you pull a broken off stick out from under your eyelid it makes a lot of sense.

When he said “nothing at all!” Did anyone else picture stupid sexy Flanders?? Haha

@JasonRBeing

3 жыл бұрын

I knew there had to be others!

@ErwinPommel

3 жыл бұрын

There are dozens of us.

@Jamal_Tyrone

3 жыл бұрын

You knows it!

@TrailBlazer5280

3 жыл бұрын

Is Flanders Canadian??

@spaceboypoogie

3 жыл бұрын

@Aurora BoringAlice @ 12:45

Breaks my heart when he mentions his wife, isnt fare especially to a good person like steve ,lm just lucky to watch his adventures he has started doing them again, l really missed his voice and light hearted view on life

In order to eliminate "glow-thru" from lanterns inside tarp shelters, I line mine with thick black plastic sheeting. This also gives me a dead air layer between the tarp and plastic, minimizing heat loss through the shelter wall.

Me: (Driving down a random highway in Canada and seeing a stand of trees) "I wonder if Steve is hunkered down in there tonight?"

@danasmethurst120

3 жыл бұрын

@Red Peonies I live in the states too, and have spotted a few prime hunker areas in my region!

@riderconway9514

3 жыл бұрын

Me: walking somewhere not thinking nothing Also Me: Look at that hidey hole-in-the-wall- I could stealth up in there for sure!

@riderconway9514

3 жыл бұрын

Steve is a guy who is not currently on the lam, who will teach you how to go on the lam!

@nannettehealey6072

3 жыл бұрын

🌲😃🤣👍🌲

“Rustic, with a walk-out over there, and a wet bar.” LOL, I love this guy’s sense of humor.

We need to get a video with Steve the camper and SteveMRE1989 where they camp and eat MREs together. The most wholesome content ever made

Hearing Steve talk about the weird alone feeling while watching his wife drive away breaks my heart knowing she recently passed away and really is alone now

@frankgreenfield1471

Жыл бұрын

So true

Well, here we are: 6 minutes till "2021," and I've got a 3 lb. bag of trail mix hunkered down in my cozy bed watching Steve. Life IS good...

This is the way to end a year like 2020! I hope everyone has a happier year next year!

@Mr.OCanada

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Happy New Year!

@famousstar796

3 жыл бұрын

Same to you. I hope you get everything you want and more.

@christianb8228

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you and same to you, but really anytime I watch a camping with Steve video I get happy

@johnn3542

3 жыл бұрын

Shit I'm thinking this is the way to start 2021, this might be luxury living in 2022.

@fromjarrod

3 жыл бұрын

You too mate🍻

I like how my captions depict every rustling sound as applause.😁

With the threat of getting caught, your heart is racing and so is mine! I get so nervous for you! Glad that all went well!

This is Steve Wallis at his very best, he looks like a stealth camper, sounds like a stealth camper, with just the right amount of paranoia in his voice.

@jameysmith2999

3 жыл бұрын

Those step twos should help with the paranoia 😂

@tonyg6103

3 жыл бұрын

Lol. Looks like a stealth camper, acts the part, and then pulls out the bright green tarp! Uh oh...

@kaylenebowen937

3 жыл бұрын

Very entertaining, he is

Steve you’re a god damn legend, no other way to put it.

Really impressed with your ability to sleep near a highway! The sounds of passing cars would keep me awake

@imho2278

2 жыл бұрын

I plan to camp by the freight line and listen to the freight trains at night...

Close call. I really enjoy your stealth camps. They do make me laugh. A fun channel I really enjoy. Thanks for sharing.

I like how Steve tiptoes in the woods and snow so the people in their cars can't hear him walking around as they go Rolling by at 70mph.

@sharongilley3985

3 жыл бұрын

I notice that.. ☺️But im sure id do the same...

@kaleta036

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not stealth camping if you go around making noise unnecessarily. Whether the people can hear you or not.

Some guys get kicked out of bed and have to sleep on the couch. Steve gets kicked out of the van and has to sleep in the woods.

@julianricky3620

3 жыл бұрын

Steve probably gets punished by making him stay home and sleep in his bed.

@MrKveite1

3 жыл бұрын

If you are getting kicked out of the bed you are not a man but a whimp, hey woman this is MY f..n bed so YOU get out of it. End of discussion....

@trevorbush435

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrKveite1 you are so strong and masculine 😍🤤

@MrKveite1

3 жыл бұрын

@@trevorbush435 It's not about that, it's about if i build a house and buy whatever is inside it's MINE....and i use what's mine. If someone is unhappy with that then get out...

@MeowVicious

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrKveite1 guessing you are single...

“If you wanna see me get caught just keep watching” lol. Fun video man. Keep it up!

Steve - Please don't leave the stump of the small tree you cut. I work on hiking trails and with state and national forests. I always try to remember that if I take a tree down, make sure I take out the stump with it. Don't need to have people tripping over the stump or have equipment get damaged because of it. Really enjoy your videos. Been watching for a few years now. Keep up the great work.

I like how Steve is all responsible, doesn’t operate machinery after drinking

@leenone8673

3 жыл бұрын

It's always nice to see people be low key responsible, helps people realize that's how they should act as well.

@jaymethodus3421

3 жыл бұрын

Not on camera at least, and that's what matters.

@sethflix

3 жыл бұрын

That's one of the things I really appreciate about Steve too. He really has a good sense of responsibility.

@sethflix

3 жыл бұрын

​@@jaymethodus3421 I think perhaps you think too little of people and assume everyone has the same morals as you do. The dude abides.

Ghillie suit camping in the wide open would be the ultimate challenge.

Hey Steve, I love your videos! I watch them all the time. I wanted to share a trick with you for keeping sleeping matts from sliding all over. Paint a few thin lateral strips of Seam Grip (urethane tent seam sealer) along the bottom of the matt under where your body makes the most contact. The stuff is so sticky after it dries it won't slip or slide on tarps or tent fabric. Best wishes to you my friend

Im so sorry steve. you are an inspiration. keep on keeping on. I feel so deeply for you. RIP Jess, you were THE beautiful wife

Steve takes one step into the tree line... "and here I am in the middle of the woods" as trucks pass by in the background.😂

@PointlessCamel

3 жыл бұрын

1:14

@darrenstephens3331

3 жыл бұрын

@@sid2112 you're not very bright are you?

@darrenstephens3331

3 жыл бұрын

@@sid2112 my contention is... when there is a roadway, lumber yard security and high traffic pattern... you are no longer in "the middle of the woods". Bro. Most people know this... you do not. Hence the determination that you are not very bright.

@maniacalmadness5419

3 жыл бұрын

@@darrenstephens3331 really, it sounded like he's in the middle of the city.

I think Steve is the only youtuber who documents the whole "One minute I'm laughing drinking coffee and the next I'm in the woods" feeling. The alone feeling which in it's own way adds to the experience.

@agirly1503

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@MegaSusanc

Жыл бұрын

True

Security + Steve + Flashlight + Step two = Another great episode.

We need a stealth hunting with Steve series, great way to really test Steve’s stealth skill.

I love stealth camping with Steve. its like.. "hey, look.. some woods noone looks at. lets go there and act like I'm number 6 on FBIs most wanted list. oh and here's a chainsaw. lets get drunk and light up my camping site!" :P I dont mean this in a negative way! its fun to experience your paranoia with you :)

@raven4k998

2 жыл бұрын

I love how he's trying to get caught popping his head out with lights blazing

I want Steve to be in an episode of “Trailer Park Boys.” Bubbles can be hunting for a Samsquanch and come across Steve Hunkerin down.

@Connection-Lost

3 жыл бұрын

Bubs, you might as whale just assume Samsquanch doesn't exist, for all intensive purposes. You can't even see that good, yet alone see a mythological creature

@Iamgroot1878

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my God yes! I just watched that yesterday, their duct tape medical fixing was bangin!

@lilianebangay6221

3 жыл бұрын

oh the party they would have lol

@fireshorts5789

3 жыл бұрын

crazy step 2 and cheeseburgers party

@Iamgroot1878

3 жыл бұрын

@@fireshorts5789 a lot of good men died here

For me this is one of the all time classics. Love the location and the tension during your stealth test is nothing short of epic. Though I can't recall what happened to this shelter in the long run...

As you say, here you are alone. With that alone feeling and, and around 30,000 viewers along with you to feel and see what you feel. I really get into your adventure. I enjoy what is going on. So thanks for the chance to get out and camp in great outdoor

Perhaps in future... you might do an episode called: "After The Stealth?" Getting picked up, stopping to get some breakfast, etc. That'd be really cool, Steve!

@johnbarber7952

3 жыл бұрын

AGREE! One of the best things about camping is the fat breakfast on the way home! Put that in Steve!

@Subway1427

3 жыл бұрын

Then do a drive-by on the security guard. Asking if he heard anything suspicious last night. Say you live in the area and heard someone poking around. Lol Get the full perspective from the guy you were crawling away from

"So, I'm just gonna stop doing anything physical so I don't work up a sweat and end up wet when it starts getting cold" *Then has to run from security and gets all nervous and sweaty*

I knew that there was something I forgot in all my stealth training; a blowtorch…. I love this guy.

In between new videos I go back and re-watch old ones.....I seriously can't get enough. The Bob Ross of Camping

After youtube recommended your videos to me a couple weeks ago, you've become my favorite channel.

@nancyholm2995

3 жыл бұрын

Zach, you will not be disappointed!!! Binge all of his videos!!!!

@kkrot81

3 жыл бұрын

He will stay your fave too! ⛺️

@misssungate2616

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the hunker down club.

Netflix is on the back burner at the moment. Camping with Steve and a step 2, doesn't get much better than that. Cheers from England.

That is a nice emergency shelter. Those tarps are worth their weight in gold. Nice job.

This is probably the best vid. Action , adventure and close calls.

". . . One heated bedroom with a walk-out . . a wet bar and a small kitchenette . . ." = glamping 😁

That security guard doesn't want to get out of his warm truck to mess with a dude in the woods. He is too busy watching you tube videos on his phone to actually search for intruders.

@bradsully6620

3 жыл бұрын

Hes probably watching Steve hunker down.

@tallguy0887

3 жыл бұрын

Haha yeah he’s in the truck saying” look at that poor bastard over there living in the woods” oh well back to my sandwich.

@StrangeScaryNewEngland

3 жыл бұрын

@@tallguy0887 😂😂😂

@kurtz260

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, for $11.50 per hour I would stay in the truck watching the jobsite I'm paid to watch, rather than go traipsing off into the woods after hannibal lecter for all he knows. He isn't part of scooby doo's squad looking for the bad guys lair, thats the cops gig.

@tallguy0887

3 жыл бұрын

War Monger I get it. For that kind of money I would drive over to Steve and ask for a step 2 😂

Great episode. But you've gotta remember to bring an extra t-shirt or two, Steve. Cotton clothing, soaked in sweat, dew, rain or melted snow, loses 70% of its insulating value by conduction and evaporation and has caused the frostbite injury or death of too many people. Stay alive, my brother. Much love from Los Angeles CA, USA.

13:39 If you ever do, choose concrete colorants. These are oxides, not petro, so they have a IRR functionality too.