Sebastian Maniscalco - First Date Don'ts
#SebastianManiscalco on his dating turn-offs, the life cycle of a relationship, and how Japan has perfected the art of raising children.
#SebastianManiscalcoStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2011.
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Sebastian is such a boss, the bravado it takes to pull this off, along with the atomic humor is just unparalleled by anyone. A true master.
@hawk1093
3 жыл бұрын
CHANGE OUT YOUR CUBES! I almost died during that bit xD
What I like about him is that sly little flirtatious smile that creeps up at the edge of his mouth when he gives the punchline..... adorable.
@tnt01
3 жыл бұрын
I know right.
@fefetegs8994
3 жыл бұрын
yes!!!😂
@francescalegrand4520
3 жыл бұрын
Me too. The slow smile. Love it !!
"Is this Johnny Walker and mixed vegetables?! CHANGE OUT YOUR CUBES!" 😂
“Change out your cubes!” 😆 never gets old
I got orangina , nobody got orangina🤣😂😃😄
One of the best comedians out there!!
Thank you Sebastian. We just had a devastating illness in our family. I turned to you and you always made me belly laugh!
@goosewhisperer6275
3 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry about the illness in your family. I know how heartbreaking that is. My thoughts and prayers will be with you and your family.
His delivery, and bravado, and energy really make him talented. He tells the jokes proper. Love his voices and spastic gestures.
He makes me cry from laughter!! I just love him!!! :-D
In tears 🤣..Water..I'll drink it outta the hose! 😂
I killed myself laughing when I saw this and him for the first time omfg!!!!! 😂🤣😅
So talented. love this guy.
This guy is HILARIOUS!! Comic genius!
"what do you waaaaaant....." 😈🤣
OCD Just a Bit!! Wants things a certain way, and I believe he will get it!! He's really easy on the eyes! Very Observant, that IS his Humor and what he builds his act around, It's great-I binge watch him-Love how he thinks!
My favorite comedian!
3:50 "You get married, have a couple of kids - that shit ain't funny anymore". LMAO
Freaking hilarious
Breaking ice every 3 days, fresh! 🤣 what are you doing in your home, Sebastian?!
Sebastian is sassy, zany, humble. Change out your cubes 😆
If a woman is moppin' up sauce on the first date, I’m marrying her because she is real
@donh1572
4 жыл бұрын
@@sherloidbai7064 no that’s the slightly chubby girl ordering salad. The slim chick mopping sauce is real
@josettehoughton8518
3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@venkteshprasadmayarao7265
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@rachelmorrow9042
3 жыл бұрын
@@donh1572 Why is this so accurate
@donh1572
3 жыл бұрын
@@rachelmorrow9042 because to many woman try to mold themselves to men. Very few are genuine and true to themselves
Totally hilarious Crazy as it's so enjoyable
PSA: NEVER OFFER YOUR GUESTS ONLY WATER
@alexiswilliamsinc
4 жыл бұрын
Right? It’s only the elixir of life... (maybe that’s why I don’t have guests. 🧐)
@spdadventurer1754
4 жыл бұрын
@@alexiswilliamsinc 1st thing one should ask the guests is water😂😂i would hate it if i wanted water and someone asked me for tea, coffee or soda, when m.thirsty i need water first thats all and am thankful for that
@Niko-br9ql
3 жыл бұрын
@@spdadventurer1754 water is something that every one has so if they offer you only a beer or soda you should always be able to say no thanks can I get a water. However if all they offer is water and you don't want that it's kind of rude to tell them no i want a beer or soda. Turning down a drink for water is easier than turning down water for something else as it comes of demanding.
Wanna glass of Orangina? So funny 😆
One of the funniest people of our time...
Italian Seinfeld
@EricofPhilly
4 жыл бұрын
Mixed with a little Kramer.
@starlingswallow
3 жыл бұрын
But better!!
@powerswish
3 жыл бұрын
With Sandler's voice.
@tinamiller8377
3 жыл бұрын
Yes , I get the same vibe from him @ Paulabella ... an he’s soo. Sexy 😘
@isvvx
3 жыл бұрын
Looks like Italian Ben Stiller lol
The Italians call cleaning up their plate with the bread "Scarpetta" or "Fare la Scarpetta".
I always did enjoy Orangina. Funny man, I keep coming back to this man these days. Good laughs! Clean comedy overall, and one-of-a-kind delivery, and style.
It veers a little bit into creepy-land when he goes into the Orangina bit - which makes the whole thing even funnier, and I have no idea why.
@Frejborg
3 жыл бұрын
Why is it creepy? serious question
He kept us sane 2020💙💕💕💕💕
No problems here. That lady is a keeper.
Yes, food is love ❤ Italians know how to entertain 💯 They take care of their guests ☕🍵🍶🍼🍺🍸🍹🍷🍝🍫🍮😘
Irritated whisper "what is this Johnny Walker and mixed vegetables?????"
@christianmaas8934
4 жыл бұрын
Change out your CUUUBES
@DENIEL381
4 жыл бұрын
@@christianmaas8934 LOL
Why waste sauce?
@justinsundiam
4 жыл бұрын
Hes being sarcastic obviously tho. LIke why would you get the 10 cent change after your dinner on your first date?
Love him. He is my laugh for the day.
You’re a riot ‼️
*every-day-movement*
I had to look up what orangina was...does that mean I am the one with the garden hose...lmao
@alexiswilliamsinc
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Maybe... Orangina was up there those little fruit candies that were shaped like the actual fruit in the cute palm-sized tin. High class!!! 😂
@annemann8048
4 жыл бұрын
@@alexiswilliamsinc hey...thanks for the tip...no wonder no one was coming to my house...lol...lol
@alexiswilliamsinc
4 жыл бұрын
Anne Mann Don’t worry - no one’s coming to mine either. 🧊💦💧👀
@alexiswilliamsinc
4 жыл бұрын
Don't Tread On Me I only had it in my youth. *Cue wavy flashback* Those were always special occasions. Orangina wasn’t cheap, but for kids it was FUN cause you had to shake it up before you drank it. Then ALL of the bottom-heavy refreshment! ...Sigh. 🧐Ok, I’m back. Ok, I’ll leave.
Love SM
Its called scarpetta ! U r italian, u should have been proud !😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is still my go-to guy...omgosh, he is just the whole riot !
His persona is hilarious but also someone I'd never wanna know in real life 😅
@spdadventurer1754
4 жыл бұрын
scary guy is what the guy is
@starrfishhill
4 жыл бұрын
Whatya mean??
He is Hysterical 😂🤣😂
Do they still make Orangina? I don't think I've seen it in 25 years.
@maggiee639
4 жыл бұрын
They actually have it in my neighborhood store. It’s more of a “specialty” drink now
@thierryfrentz2427
4 жыл бұрын
Seems you dont get invited over by sebastian...:-)
@Navalaviation857
4 жыл бұрын
*Arancina
@Hygelac1000
3 жыл бұрын
Hell yes!
@guesswhat5115
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
Spunky guy this straight dude says. Love his cocky bravado and physical mannerisms.
You gotta mop up the sauce, no way I'm letting it go to waste
One of my faves u have to stay with lowering ur voice when needed.❣🤘
Sebastian dresses so natty smart. 😎
Johnny Walker & mixed vegetables? So funny 😆
@2:37 lmfao
This guy is hot
how has no one mentioned how much he sounds like Adam Sandler?
@michelpage4877
4 жыл бұрын
He kinda does but he dresses a whole lot better than Sandler.
@madddawgg5133
3 жыл бұрын
It’s been mentioned, a lot.
@lawnmowerman7
3 жыл бұрын
@@madddawgg5133 not in these comments
Always have cookies. Big hit..
Check please
I was raised Italian and if a date mopped up the plate he was the one!
Classic!
LOVE---------LOVE ! ------------THIS GUY !!------------------------WolfSky9
Funny fuckin dude!
FAV!!!!
Nice to see he is starting to wear more manly pants and not those teeny-bopper peg legs.
no idea what the phuqk Orangina is, but that chits funny!!!
@mariacheung647
4 жыл бұрын
Haha😂. Just a carbonated orange juice, I believe it's French. Quite nice tho.
🤣
"Oh look at this crap" (yeah I've been there )
He’s so funny.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious
Me: what's orangina?
🤣🤣🤣
JFL should also put the date when the set was actually recorded in the description. This one seems dated.
@idmann17
4 жыл бұрын
It's always in the description. This one is from 2011...
@puirYorick
4 жыл бұрын
@@idmann17 Thanks. I see it now. Last night on my laptop the YT layout was weird with a huge JFL sponsor overlay or something where the video feed normally sits.
I gotta disagree with the bread thing. Not wasting food is one of the most attractive things you can do.
Check out his KZread channel guys him and Pete are killin it!
I LOVE Sebastian Maniscalco - Sorry I can't donate, was kinda hoping the WHO could help ME out ...gotta big mortgage and everything.
😀
they spelled his last name wrong on this intro bit
💯
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
It seems these days comedians talk more sense than the people who are running things and making laws and our leaders talk more nonsense than the most surreal comedians
they wrote maniscalo
How does someone this Italian exist in 2020
@gailgarza8033
3 жыл бұрын
I wish that there were more of them!
My father does that ....mopping up sauce. He doesn’t like it.
Orangina😭
0:19 Haha she probably wanted to impress him. One thing Americans need to know about other cultures is that certain things are done not because people are proud of them, but in spite of not being proud of them.
omg its my first time watching this guys, his material is good but he gives me low key anxiety😂😂😂😂really weird guy...😓😓
@alexiswilliamsinc
4 жыл бұрын
Did you watch the doorbell one? For a long time that was the only one I knew with him, but I referred people whenever they needed to know what to expect when they stop by my house. 🤣
@spdadventurer1754
4 жыл бұрын
@@alexiswilliamsinc no man, i dint watch any other comedy bit of this guy...his voice is so irritating as i said i got anxiety 😢😢he dint need to do that for impact😣😣
@alexiswilliamsinc
4 жыл бұрын
SPD Adventurer Aww, I understand, though. I didn’t like this one nearly as much for the content, but he does the same thing with his voice as in his We Got People one. I have that reaction like when someone’s kid starts crying and you stop for a minute to figure out if it’s a life-or-death situation or the kid just doesn’t want to share..
@spdadventurer1754
4 жыл бұрын
@@alexiswilliamsinc oh i see lol...his content in this one wasnt anything special, that similar material is done by many other comedians,i ts quite a common topic...what i meant was his material isnt as creepy but his voice is..if he thinks like other comedian how come he chose this voice..hehe...anyways. .bless u💐
@spdadventurer1754
4 жыл бұрын
@Don't Tread On Me Same to u😫😫
Pink diamonds free who ever buys famous card
Table manners are a huge deal breaker for me. If she eats like a cave-man, it's over, lol
@gailgarza8033
3 жыл бұрын
I am a woman and I would have to agree with you! I feel the same way about men!
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Why is the sauce thing so bad
@Sm-ig4rn
3 жыл бұрын
probably cause you should wait until you're in a relationship and more comfortable to start showing your bad habits rather than a first date. the sauce thing is what people usually do in the privacy of their own homes not really in public trying to make a good impression.
He's such a diva!
Cos e questo
I've watched a good sample of this guy's stuff and I don't get it. I mean, he's OK, but banging out multiple nights at MSG ? Good for him, I guess....lol
@jeusgarcia6423
4 жыл бұрын
YOU'RE NOT ITALIAN OR DON'T UNDERSTAND SIMPLE COMMUNICATION. TAKE CARE SIMPLETON.
@mariai9549
3 жыл бұрын
Don't get what? pretty simple stuff he talks about...
Why can’t a woman eat whatever how much she wants? Joker ?
@gailgarza8033
3 жыл бұрын
Gross table manners are just that - GROSS!
Is it just me or does his low & slow voice combined with the eye stare creep anyone else out?
@MissMcD
4 жыл бұрын
🤣lmao nah not me but i can see why it might for others
I was waiting for comedy to start for over 5 minutes. Great presentation, but jokes are just not funny.
The hurried record scully mug because hyacinth tellingly interest than a shocking grey. fine, dynamic manager
Must be humour only Italians get 😑
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What's with that sleazy voice?
@debrabrill5437
4 жыл бұрын
Mat Broomfield part of the character. Watch his other videos.
@Martial-Mat
4 жыл бұрын
@@debrabrill5437 Aha - thanks Debra!
@spdadventurer1754
4 жыл бұрын
yes his voice is irritating and gives a horrifying persona😢😢
@DChristina
4 жыл бұрын
In the ears of the beholder I guess
@Martial-Mat
4 жыл бұрын
@@DChristina 1:39 so you'd date a man who spoke in that tone?
Not funny at all just annoying
Not to funny for me sorry
Don't know why but he's not that funny to me.
@mariai9549
3 жыл бұрын
so don't watch. problem solved.
My favorite comedian!