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Sebastian Maniscalco - First Date Don'ts

#SebastianManiscalco on his dating turn-offs, the life cycle of a relationship, and how Japan has perfected the art of raising children.
#SebastianManiscalcoStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2011.
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  • @nextari
    @nextari3 жыл бұрын

    Sebastian is such a boss, the bravado it takes to pull this off, along with the atomic humor is just unparalleled by anyone. A true master.

  • @hawk1093

    @hawk1093

    3 жыл бұрын

    CHANGE OUT YOUR CUBES! I almost died during that bit xD

  • @accordionchick
    @accordionchick4 жыл бұрын

    What I like about him is that sly little flirtatious smile that creeps up at the edge of his mouth when he gives the punchline..... adorable.

  • @tnt01

    @tnt01

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know right.

  • @fefetegs8994

    @fefetegs8994

    3 жыл бұрын

    yes!!!😂

  • @francescalegrand4520

    @francescalegrand4520

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me too. The slow smile. Love it !!

  • @biancadistefano7612
    @biancadistefano76123 жыл бұрын

    "Is this Johnny Walker and mixed vegetables?! CHANGE OUT YOUR CUBES!" 😂

  • @carpediem5343
    @carpediem53433 жыл бұрын

    “Change out your cubes!” 😆 never gets old

  • @asos6359
    @asos63594 жыл бұрын

    I got orangina , nobody got orangina🤣😂😃😄

  • @jerseystotler3615
    @jerseystotler36153 жыл бұрын

    One of the best comedians out there!!

  • @barbarakirkham5687
    @barbarakirkham56874 жыл бұрын

    Thank you Sebastian. We just had a devastating illness in our family. I turned to you and you always made me belly laugh!

  • @goosewhisperer6275

    @goosewhisperer6275

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm so sorry about the illness in your family. I know how heartbreaking that is. My thoughts and prayers will be with you and your family.

  • @exzisd
    @exzisd3 жыл бұрын

    His delivery, and bravado, and energy really make him talented. He tells the jokes proper. Love his voices and spastic gestures.

  • @TheBerny32
    @TheBerny323 жыл бұрын

    He makes me cry from laughter!! I just love him!!! :-D

  • @sharonjanel724
    @sharonjanel7244 жыл бұрын

    In tears 🤣..Water..I'll drink it outta the hose! 😂

  • @Char1027
    @Char10273 жыл бұрын

    I killed myself laughing when I saw this and him for the first time omfg!!!!! 😂🤣😅

  • @markbishop7589
    @markbishop75894 жыл бұрын

    So talented. love this guy.

  • @lizbarris1945
    @lizbarris19454 жыл бұрын

    This guy is HILARIOUS!! Comic genius!

  • @randywebb7052
    @randywebb70523 жыл бұрын

    "what do you waaaaaant....." 😈🤣

  • @gloriaowensby1475
    @gloriaowensby14754 жыл бұрын

    OCD Just a Bit!! Wants things a certain way, and I believe he will get it!! He's really easy on the eyes! Very Observant, that IS his Humor and what he builds his act around, It's great-I binge watch him-Love how he thinks!

  • @donnaabrams2570
    @donnaabrams25703 жыл бұрын

    My favorite comedian!

  • @rmac2592
    @rmac2592Ай бұрын

    3:50 "You get married, have a couple of kids - that shit ain't funny anymore". LMAO

  • @starrfishhill
    @starrfishhill4 жыл бұрын

    Freaking hilarious

  • @rejubi-minkaokose6836
    @rejubi-minkaokose68364 жыл бұрын

    Breaking ice every 3 days, fresh! 🤣 what are you doing in your home, Sebastian?!

  • @treasure2behold282
    @treasure2behold2823 жыл бұрын

    Sebastian is sassy, zany, humble. Change out your cubes 😆

  • @donh1572
    @donh15724 жыл бұрын

    If a woman is moppin' up sauce on the first date, I’m marrying her because she is real

  • @donh1572

    @donh1572

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sherloidbai7064 no that’s the slightly chubby girl ordering salad. The slim chick mopping sauce is real

  • @josettehoughton8518

    @josettehoughton8518

    3 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely

  • @venkteshprasadmayarao7265

    @venkteshprasadmayarao7265

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agreed

  • @rachelmorrow9042

    @rachelmorrow9042

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@donh1572 Why is this so accurate

  • @donh1572

    @donh1572

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rachelmorrow9042 because to many woman try to mold themselves to men. Very few are genuine and true to themselves

  • @marioguevara6957
    @marioguevara69574 жыл бұрын

    Totally hilarious Crazy as it's so enjoyable

  • @justin_your_cousin9273
    @justin_your_cousin92734 жыл бұрын

    PSA: NEVER OFFER YOUR GUESTS ONLY WATER

  • @alexiswilliamsinc

    @alexiswilliamsinc

    4 жыл бұрын

    Right? It’s only the elixir of life... (maybe that’s why I don’t have guests. 🧐)

  • @spdadventurer1754

    @spdadventurer1754

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@alexiswilliamsinc 1st thing one should ask the guests is water😂😂i would hate it if i wanted water and someone asked me for tea, coffee or soda, when m.thirsty i need water first thats all and am thankful for that

  • @Niko-br9ql

    @Niko-br9ql

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@spdadventurer1754 water is something that every one has so if they offer you only a beer or soda you should always be able to say no thanks can I get a water. However if all they offer is water and you don't want that it's kind of rude to tell them no i want a beer or soda. Turning down a drink for water is easier than turning down water for something else as it comes of demanding.

  • @melissaszarka5718
    @melissaszarka57183 жыл бұрын

    Wanna glass of Orangina? So funny 😆

  • @silverwood6705
    @silverwood67053 жыл бұрын

    One of the funniest people of our time...

  • @eagleeye2300
    @eagleeye23004 жыл бұрын

    Italian Seinfeld

  • @EricofPhilly

    @EricofPhilly

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mixed with a little Kramer.

  • @starlingswallow

    @starlingswallow

    3 жыл бұрын

    But better!!

  • @powerswish

    @powerswish

    3 жыл бұрын

    With Sandler's voice.

  • @tinamiller8377

    @tinamiller8377

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes , I get the same vibe from him @ Paulabella ... an he’s soo. Sexy 😘

  • @isvvx

    @isvvx

    3 жыл бұрын

    Looks like Italian Ben Stiller lol

  • @genericusername1365
    @genericusername13654 жыл бұрын

    The Italians call cleaning up their plate with the bread "Scarpetta" or "Fare la Scarpetta".

  • @Frejborg
    @Frejborg3 жыл бұрын

    I always did enjoy Orangina. Funny man, I keep coming back to this man these days. Good laughs! Clean comedy overall, and one-of-a-kind delivery, and style.

  • @rhythmfield
    @rhythmfield4 жыл бұрын

    It veers a little bit into creepy-land when he goes into the Orangina bit - which makes the whole thing even funnier, and I have no idea why.

  • @Frejborg

    @Frejborg

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why is it creepy? serious question

  • @fefetegs8994
    @fefetegs89943 жыл бұрын

    He kept us sane 2020💙💕💕💕💕

  • @eboooo
    @eboooo4 жыл бұрын

    No problems here. That lady is a keeper.

  • @kevabela6307
    @kevabela63073 жыл бұрын

    Yes, food is love ❤ Italians know how to entertain 💯 They take care of their guests ☕🍵🍶🍼🍺🍸🍹🍷🍝🍫🍮😘

  • @davedecker1725
    @davedecker17254 жыл бұрын

    Irritated whisper "what is this Johnny Walker and mixed vegetables?????"

  • @christianmaas8934

    @christianmaas8934

    4 жыл бұрын

    Change out your CUUUBES

  • @DENIEL381

    @DENIEL381

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@christianmaas8934 LOL

  • @kitcoffey7194
    @kitcoffey71944 жыл бұрын

    Why waste sauce?

  • @justinsundiam

    @justinsundiam

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hes being sarcastic obviously tho. LIke why would you get the 10 cent change after your dinner on your first date?

  • @jacquefrick9420
    @jacquefrick94203 жыл бұрын

    Love him. He is my laugh for the day.

  • @marieclaires.5686
    @marieclaires.56864 жыл бұрын

    You’re a riot ‼️

  • @alexia2099
    @alexia20994 жыл бұрын

    *every-day-movement*

  • @annemann8048
    @annemann80484 жыл бұрын

    I had to look up what orangina was...does that mean I am the one with the garden hose...lmao

  • @alexiswilliamsinc

    @alexiswilliamsinc

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 Maybe... Orangina was up there those little fruit candies that were shaped like the actual fruit in the cute palm-sized tin. High class!!! 😂

  • @annemann8048

    @annemann8048

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@alexiswilliamsinc hey...thanks for the tip...no wonder no one was coming to my house...lol...lol

  • @alexiswilliamsinc

    @alexiswilliamsinc

    4 жыл бұрын

    Anne Mann Don’t worry - no one’s coming to mine either. 🧊💦💧👀

  • @alexiswilliamsinc

    @alexiswilliamsinc

    4 жыл бұрын

    Don't Tread On Me I only had it in my youth. *Cue wavy flashback* Those were always special occasions. Orangina wasn’t cheap, but for kids it was FUN cause you had to shake it up before you drank it. Then ALL of the bottom-heavy refreshment! ...Sigh. 🧐Ok, I’m back. Ok, I’ll leave.

  • @Enfiare
    @Enfiare4 жыл бұрын

    Love SM

  • @razvanioansandu8959
    @razvanioansandu89594 жыл бұрын

    Its called scarpetta ! U r italian, u should have been proud !😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @diedrapayne9099
    @diedrapayne90993 жыл бұрын

    He is still my go-to guy...omgosh, he is just the whole riot !

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H4 жыл бұрын

    His persona is hilarious but also someone I'd never wanna know in real life 😅

  • @spdadventurer1754

    @spdadventurer1754

    4 жыл бұрын

    scary guy is what the guy is

  • @starrfishhill

    @starrfishhill

    4 жыл бұрын

    Whatya mean??

  • @lindamontanari2272
    @lindamontanari22723 жыл бұрын

    He is Hysterical 😂🤣😂

  • @TheSuburban15
    @TheSuburban154 жыл бұрын

    Do they still make Orangina? I don't think I've seen it in 25 years.

  • @maggiee639

    @maggiee639

    4 жыл бұрын

    They actually have it in my neighborhood store. It’s more of a “specialty” drink now

  • @thierryfrentz2427

    @thierryfrentz2427

    4 жыл бұрын

    Seems you dont get invited over by sebastian...:-)

  • @Navalaviation857

    @Navalaviation857

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Arancina

  • @Hygelac1000

    @Hygelac1000

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hell yes!

  • @guesswhat5115

    @guesswhat5115

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @DanielVerberne
    @DanielVerberne3 жыл бұрын

    Spunky guy this straight dude says. Love his cocky bravado and physical mannerisms.

  • @dantedigiuseppe13
    @dantedigiuseppe133 жыл бұрын

    You gotta mop up the sauce, no way I'm letting it go to waste

  • @barbarah9917
    @barbarah99173 жыл бұрын

    One of my faves u have to stay with lowering ur voice when needed.❣🤘

  • @tangobango9653
    @tangobango96534 жыл бұрын

    Sebastian dresses so natty smart. 😎

  • @melissaszarka5718
    @melissaszarka57183 жыл бұрын

    Johnny Walker & mixed vegetables? So funny 😆

  • @MissMcD
    @MissMcD4 жыл бұрын

    @2:37 lmfao

  • @izzymaedavidson1974
    @izzymaedavidson19744 жыл бұрын

    This guy is hot

  • @lawnmowerman7
    @lawnmowerman74 жыл бұрын

    how has no one mentioned how much he sounds like Adam Sandler?

  • @michelpage4877

    @michelpage4877

    4 жыл бұрын

    He kinda does but he dresses a whole lot better than Sandler.

  • @madddawgg5133

    @madddawgg5133

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s been mentioned, a lot.

  • @lawnmowerman7

    @lawnmowerman7

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@madddawgg5133 not in these comments

  • @georginapallis1854
    @georginapallis18543 жыл бұрын

    Always have cookies. Big hit..

  • @joseluismariscalreyes148
    @joseluismariscalreyes1483 жыл бұрын

    Check please

  • @tammywooster6862
    @tammywooster686211 ай бұрын

    I was raised Italian and if a date mopped up the plate he was the one!

  • @danrowe7090
    @danrowe70903 жыл бұрын

    Classic!

  • @Wolfsky9
    @Wolfsky94 жыл бұрын

    LOVE---------LOVE ! ------------THIS GUY !!------------------------WolfSky9

  • @gordonng8090
    @gordonng80904 жыл бұрын

    Funny fuckin dude!

  • @barbarah9917
    @barbarah99173 жыл бұрын

    FAV!!!!

  • @Tsamokie
    @Tsamokie4 жыл бұрын

    Nice to see he is starting to wear more manly pants and not those teeny-bopper peg legs.

  • @scotttyger4856
    @scotttyger48564 жыл бұрын

    no idea what the phuqk Orangina is, but that chits funny!!!

  • @mariacheung647

    @mariacheung647

    4 жыл бұрын

    Haha😂. Just a carbonated orange juice, I believe it's French. Quite nice tho.

  • @KateKaden
    @KateKaden4 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @MizVal
    @MizVal3 жыл бұрын

    "Oh look at this crap" (yeah I've been there )

  • @barbaraornelas573
    @barbaraornelas5733 жыл бұрын

    He’s so funny.

  • @py528
    @py5283 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious

  • @karaa7595
    @karaa75953 жыл бұрын

    Me: what's orangina?

  • @derickspawn6706
    @derickspawn67064 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @puirYorick
    @puirYorick4 жыл бұрын

    JFL should also put the date when the set was actually recorded in the description. This one seems dated.

  • @idmann17

    @idmann17

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's always in the description. This one is from 2011...

  • @puirYorick

    @puirYorick

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@idmann17 Thanks. I see it now. Last night on my laptop the YT layout was weird with a huge JFL sponsor overlay or something where the video feed normally sits.

  • @capncrumch4018
    @capncrumch40183 жыл бұрын

    I gotta disagree with the bread thing. Not wasting food is one of the most attractive things you can do.

  • @rt9372
    @rt93723 жыл бұрын

    Check out his KZread channel guys him and Pete are killin it!

  • @cryptothedawg1160
    @cryptothedawg11604 жыл бұрын

    I LOVE Sebastian Maniscalco - Sorry I can't donate, was kinda hoping the WHO could help ME out ...gotta big mortgage and everything.

  • @mitubogoogle
    @mitubogoogle4 жыл бұрын

    😀

  • @richman117
    @richman1173 жыл бұрын

    they spelled his last name wrong on this intro bit

  • @janusconner3710
    @janusconner37103 жыл бұрын

    💯

  • @waheedamohammed6989
    @waheedamohammed69893 жыл бұрын

    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @michaelharrison3602
    @michaelharrison36023 жыл бұрын

    It seems these days comedians talk more sense than the people who are running things and making laws and our leaders talk more nonsense than the most surreal comedians

  • @campar1043
    @campar10434 жыл бұрын

    they wrote maniscalo

  • @mattthomas6226
    @mattthomas62263 жыл бұрын

    How does someone this Italian exist in 2020

  • @gailgarza8033

    @gailgarza8033

    3 жыл бұрын

    I wish that there were more of them!

  • @melissaszarka5718
    @melissaszarka57183 жыл бұрын

    My father does that ....mopping up sauce. He doesn’t like it.

  • @best4last171
    @best4last1713 жыл бұрын

    Orangina😭

  • @Gavriel-og6jv
    @Gavriel-og6jv3 жыл бұрын

    0:19 Haha she probably wanted to impress him. One thing Americans need to know about other cultures is that certain things are done not because people are proud of them, but in spite of not being proud of them.

  • @spdadventurer1754
    @spdadventurer17544 жыл бұрын

    omg its my first time watching this guys, his material is good but he gives me low key anxiety😂😂😂😂really weird guy...😓😓

  • @alexiswilliamsinc

    @alexiswilliamsinc

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did you watch the doorbell one? For a long time that was the only one I knew with him, but I referred people whenever they needed to know what to expect when they stop by my house. 🤣

  • @spdadventurer1754

    @spdadventurer1754

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@alexiswilliamsinc no man, i dint watch any other comedy bit of this guy...his voice is so irritating as i said i got anxiety 😢😢he dint need to do that for impact😣😣

  • @alexiswilliamsinc

    @alexiswilliamsinc

    4 жыл бұрын

    SPD Adventurer Aww, I understand, though. I didn’t like this one nearly as much for the content, but he does the same thing with his voice as in his We Got People one. I have that reaction like when someone’s kid starts crying and you stop for a minute to figure out if it’s a life-or-death situation or the kid just doesn’t want to share..

  • @spdadventurer1754

    @spdadventurer1754

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@alexiswilliamsinc oh i see lol...his content in this one wasnt anything special, that similar material is done by many other comedians,i ts quite a common topic...what i meant was his material isnt as creepy but his voice is..if he thinks like other comedian how come he chose this voice..hehe...anyways. .bless u💐

  • @spdadventurer1754

    @spdadventurer1754

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Don't Tread On Me Same to u😫😫

  • @joseluismariscalreyes148
    @joseluismariscalreyes1483 жыл бұрын

    Pink diamonds free who ever buys famous card

  • @teop7887
    @teop78873 жыл бұрын

    Table manners are a huge deal breaker for me. If she eats like a cave-man, it's over, lol

  • @gailgarza8033

    @gailgarza8033

    3 жыл бұрын

    I am a woman and I would have to agree with you! I feel the same way about men!

  • @jesuschristsaves392
    @jesuschristsaves3923 жыл бұрын

    🙏“Dear Heavenly Father, I know that I have broken your laws and my sins have separated me from you. I am truly sorry, and now I want to turn away from my past sinful life toward you. Please forgive me, and help me avoid sinning again. I believe that your son, Jesus Christ died for my sins, was resurrected from the dead, is alive, and hears my prayer. I invite Jesus to become the Lord of my life, to rule and reign in my heart from this day forward. Please send your Holy Spirit to help me obey You, and to do Your will for the rest of my life. In Jesus' name I pray, Amen

  • @monarch8086
    @monarch80863 жыл бұрын

    Why is the sauce thing so bad

  • @Sm-ig4rn

    @Sm-ig4rn

    3 жыл бұрын

    probably cause you should wait until you're in a relationship and more comfortable to start showing your bad habits rather than a first date. the sauce thing is what people usually do in the privacy of their own homes not really in public trying to make a good impression.

  • @BENYJOSE1
    @BENYJOSE13 жыл бұрын

    He's such a diva!

  • @eoinh1
    @eoinh14 жыл бұрын

    Cos e questo

  • @bwdrums1
    @bwdrums14 жыл бұрын

    I've watched a good sample of this guy's stuff and I don't get it. I mean, he's OK, but banging out multiple nights at MSG ? Good for him, I guess....lol

  • @jeusgarcia6423

    @jeusgarcia6423

    4 жыл бұрын

    YOU'RE NOT ITALIAN OR DON'T UNDERSTAND SIMPLE COMMUNICATION. TAKE CARE SIMPLETON.

  • @mariai9549

    @mariai9549

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don't get what? pretty simple stuff he talks about...

  • @ravigurung4348
    @ravigurung43483 жыл бұрын

    Why can’t a woman eat whatever how much she wants? Joker ?

  • @gailgarza8033

    @gailgarza8033

    3 жыл бұрын

    Gross table manners are just that - GROSS!

  • @anandmayi99
    @anandmayi994 жыл бұрын

    Is it just me or does his low & slow voice combined with the eye stare creep anyone else out?

  • @MissMcD

    @MissMcD

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤣lmao nah not me but i can see why it might for others

  • @sjent
    @sjent4 жыл бұрын

    I was waiting for comedy to start for over 5 minutes. Great presentation, but jokes are just not funny.

  • @wlimasoinhaset9267
    @wlimasoinhaset92673 жыл бұрын

    The hurried record scully mug because hyacinth tellingly interest than a shocking grey. fine, dynamic manager

  • @jenettemerlini6035
    @jenettemerlini60354 жыл бұрын

    Must be humour only Italians get 😑

  • @jesuschristsaves392
    @jesuschristsaves3923 жыл бұрын

    Gospel of salvation of our souls: 💜💕💜💖💞💜💕For what I received I passed on to you as of [first importance]: that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures, and that he appeared to Peter, and then to the Twelve. After that, he appeared to more than five hundred of the brothers and sisters at the same time,

  • @Martial-Mat
    @Martial-Mat4 жыл бұрын

    What's with that sleazy voice?

  • @debrabrill5437

    @debrabrill5437

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mat Broomfield part of the character. Watch his other videos.

  • @Martial-Mat

    @Martial-Mat

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@debrabrill5437 Aha - thanks Debra!

  • @spdadventurer1754

    @spdadventurer1754

    4 жыл бұрын

    yes his voice is irritating and gives a horrifying persona😢😢

  • @DChristina

    @DChristina

    4 жыл бұрын

    In the ears of the beholder I guess

  • @Martial-Mat

    @Martial-Mat

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@DChristina 1:39 so you'd date a man who spoke in that tone?

  • @Karan-pl5ko
    @Karan-pl5ko4 жыл бұрын

    Not funny at all just annoying

  • @aurellioroccone2150
    @aurellioroccone21504 жыл бұрын

    Not to funny for me sorry

  • @Tahgrizly
    @Tahgrizly4 жыл бұрын

    Don't know why but he's not that funny to me.

  • @mariai9549

    @mariai9549

    3 жыл бұрын

    so don't watch. problem solved.

  • @estebancollazo3033
    @estebancollazo30333 жыл бұрын

    My favorite comedian!