"what do want me to do? Float?" had me 🤣🤣🤣

His jokes his deliveries his mannerisms clean and hysterical 😭👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Sebastian's little smile after he tells a joke is absolutely adorable.

@leslietamucci2776

3 жыл бұрын

I love that, too. Not sure others have noticed.

@kimpohlmeier5361

3 жыл бұрын

@@leslietamucci2776 Oh! Yes! It’s so cute! 😁

@tolohuexochitl3

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. Subtle smile and the way his eyes twinkle.

@angeliquemartinez5668

3 жыл бұрын

Gorgeous

@ez4me2sa

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!

I absolutely love this guy, he cracks me up, bravo Sebastian!!!

Wow he’s so young there. Time flys. But I think he looks better now than ever. 👍🏼 he’s so funny 🤣

@Hdgsgdhsh

3 жыл бұрын

He does age very well!

@girlygal098

3 жыл бұрын

Just like wine. 😍

This guy was born to be a comedian-good lord he’s too flippin funny 😆

“What do you mean you want to kick my puppy?” Lmao 😂

Love, love, love the way he mimics a women !!!!!! 😆😅🤣

he cracks me up every time

@Last_Chance.

2 жыл бұрын

Everytime!!! LMAO! I hope you have a beautiful day sweetheart

@RapidCycling07

2 жыл бұрын

LOL! Rico Suave!

He puts me in such a good mood.🥰

Best comedian ever!!!!!!! ..........PERIOD We love you Sebastian Never stop making us laugh. And you were great in the Irish Man with the great Joe Peci, AL Pacino, and Robert Deniro.

The "predictive text" is what I call that. The funniest ones I've ever gotten are from my daughter. Her generation texts like ninja's! So super fast, it's hilarious what "predictive text" gets through. Always the best!

Sebastian is THE man!!! Best comedian on the planet ❤️❤️❤️

Classic timing at perfection

I watched this 3 nights in a row. Hilarious every time 🤣

This is so true my then husband and I were dancing on a platform I turned around thought he went for his drink he later told me he fell off.🤣

@kirnpu

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaaa

@Cassidy19919

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@VikkiLynn

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao!

@carinabarros135

3 жыл бұрын

I cannot stop laughing hahahaha

@edunlap6594

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the dancing part is the reason why i stopped going to clubs ... its so true

What do you want me to do float? ....lol killer line

"I want to participate." 😂

I'm a little older than Sabastian, and I can totally feel the 80s, in some of his mannerisms. Always love an S.M. video, although he's much less kinky than the other SM videos...

Ok, I rarely if ever spit coffee out of my nose, but when it got to "I couldn't get back up," it happened. Right through the nose. God damnit.

Funny stuff!!! And he avoids politics, at least here... Deals with the day to day "life" stuff!!!! First time viewing and I'm a fan!!!

I love this man!! Bucket list to see him someday

@littleoldal

3 жыл бұрын

Atlantic City in June

@divaah4406

3 жыл бұрын

2021 'Nobody Does This' tour has average price of $405 per ticket.

@girlart9

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen him twice. Once in Denver and two years ago in Sahuarita, Arizona. He will slay you. Be ready. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lisachauvin

2 жыл бұрын

it’s not cheap…save your money

@angiespitz5291

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

Man, I get that leg burn from just SPOONING, no joke. My body was not built for anything but relaxing.

@JackLinko

3 жыл бұрын

Go for a run god damn

@CaribbeanQueen72xx

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@CourtTV.

3 жыл бұрын

stretch ,yoga and do isometic workout youtube it.Drink warm water if you have bad ciruculation.

@Carlospjr

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@sneakerlove5313

3 жыл бұрын

Haha me too 😂 don’t listen to the haters

Cracking up at 2 in the morning!🤣

Was trying place what year this was in, then he pulls out the Motorola Razr and says he didn’t know what texting is. Hello 2004!

@4knewt505

3 жыл бұрын

I feel better. The entire set seemed dated

@jamesahern9864

3 жыл бұрын

2008

@dsholt

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesahern9864 yep, got that date wrong. Razr wasn't released until 2006.

@TheBusyJane

3 жыл бұрын

2004 makes way more sense. It says the air date was 2008, but it must have been old by then because I remember texting being fairly common by 2006.

@ikinbae5120

3 жыл бұрын

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that flip phone though

This guy is a guaranteed laugh.

“I like this… I wanna participate….” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He looks Italian, sound Italian and moves Italian! And funny! And handsome!

@parispoet

2 жыл бұрын

He IS Italian! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cant wait until he starts doing stand up again! Wish he was on television!

@divaah4406

3 жыл бұрын

Tickets went on sale last week for 2021 'Nobody Does This' tour. Average ticket price is $ 405.

@uswish.

2 жыл бұрын

@@divaah4406 holy moly

@Primalxbeast

2 жыл бұрын

@@divaah4406 O.O Did that include round-trip airfare and hotel rooms?

“Where we goin now?” Good question

Lmao!! Well i am 46 years old & my to go to dance move is the moonwalk backwards with a splash of the safety dance & finale of the wave hence its my dance so I can rock a solo lol. Ahh I love Love this awsome funny man.

Need more of his comedy.

I ALWAYS do this after a few drinks 😂 “where are we going now?” And guys are always like wtf???

@zulukono663

2 жыл бұрын

Duh! Back to your place to stink up your boudoir!

@spiritualempress6691

2 жыл бұрын

@@zulukono663 hey wouldn’t mind 😂

@spiritualempress6691

2 жыл бұрын

@@zulukono663 haha

@Leo-pt9ei

2 жыл бұрын

@@spiritualempress6691 count me in

@user-pq6mr6op3p

2 жыл бұрын

Whatever, you got your legs up after the Olive Garden

The only guy that makes me laugh.

@dharmadharma3960

2 жыл бұрын

You gotta check out his and Pete's podcast together

"What, you want me to float??" Hilarious ]

😂The head whip !!!

Effin hysterical 🤣

Sebastian is Seinfeld reincarnated. What you want me to do float. 😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Ohhhh my God this guy never fail to make me laugh till I cried 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣am literally on the floor .😃😄

@RapidCycling07

2 жыл бұрын

Please don’t take Our Lord’s Name in vain. Peace!

I love it 😂

Hang up and text me. 😂😂

Women just love to dance . My stepfather always said he learned to dance to be successful with the ladies.

This man is my spirit animal

I'm a child of the 80's so I'm still at the club as well as the roller skating rink.

He's the best comedian ever in the history of funny. You are the best...PERIOD

"Kick my puppy"...LOL 🤣🤣

Bahahaha ...he's the BEST!! 😆🤣🤣🤣

Watching again today 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆

Saw this coming 🤣😂 Sebs did the twerks well

Lol "kick my puppy." Hilarious!

I can't see I'm laughing so hard over you want kick my puppy.

I'm Sicilian and can't dance 😪 he's so funny

Awesome 👏🏼

I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!!

Love him so mucj

very seinfeld-esque, def would love to catch a show of theirs

@georgeboehmler7211

3 жыл бұрын

Oh dang, fun, now you’ve got me thinking 🤔

@arribaficationwineho32

3 жыл бұрын

He isn more expressive than jerry which I love but I agree with you

My husband just asked me what was so funny....he heard me laughing....from the basement.....over Gears of War (maybe?).......with his head set on........where his buddies were yelling in the match............I just laughed harder......

Excellent!

😆🤣 he’s good 💯🙌🏽

Whenever u need a good laugh

COLEY FOLEY SAYS: HE MEANT "KISS HER PUPPY"... HAHAHA!

@j.rdirtyfivethirty1673

3 жыл бұрын

"Lick her puppy"

"I want to kick your puppy" LOLOLOLO.

IKR!

Hes amazing

“Wow I like this…. I wanna participate.”

Sebastian’s talking about T9?! LOL - I remember that predictive text crap. It’s obsolete now, but dang, KZread, maybe give me a MORE RECENT comedy clip suggestion from him? Don’t take me all the way back to my 20s! 😆

@jschnei3

3 жыл бұрын

T9 Word was the best thing about my 20s. I miss it

@dharmadharma3960

2 жыл бұрын

I know right? This is 14 years old 😆

LOL!

Funniest ever

😂😂😂😂this guy is very good

Cleanest comedian ever...

@Protectobot

2 жыл бұрын

Except when he’s not. I thought he was bigtime-blue comedy at first 😂

😂😂😂

T9-Word hahahaha man I used to use that all the time...

🤣🤣🤣👍

WHY HAVE YOU CHANGED 😆 FUNNY HAD THAT

This is ancient haha T9 I haven’t heard that in decades

The flip phone tho'

😂😂😂😂😂

Lmfao 😂

My Go To Comic Just Great

Lol a little envelope

This guy!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I like his shirt.

I betchu didn’t notice the pit stains @3:28 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤩🤩

🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍🥰

The censoring literally ruined one of the jokes.

@misssonia13

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah...the nut one... couldn't figure it out. Rewinded like 5 X's...she did something to his nuts. Haa

@davidratcliffe1

3 жыл бұрын

Use your imagination

@HighPeerAeon

3 жыл бұрын

@@misssonia13 They censored "juggling."

@Protectobot

2 жыл бұрын

I found 2 versions of ‘nut juggling’ in the online urban dictionary 😂 BOTH FUNNY but they both didn’t seem relevant and I’m still lost.

Lol this is so true. Why don't guys ever wanna go anywhere else ??

@carmagurl317

3 жыл бұрын

@EstefiDBlaze 😯😬🙈

Kick my puppy. Nice

"What do you mean you want to kick my puppy?" I think we men know what that message was supposed to mean. 😛🤪😝😛😋😂

He is just funny

LOL i dated a Korean guy for two years and that is how I learned to text let me tell yah

@ProLeagueOfLegends

3 жыл бұрын

lol

😂🤣😅

Kick my puppy 😁

I think he’s getting a Netflix special sometime in September it’s at the Wynn hotel in Vegas

I get it! French class!!!

Like Seinfeld but with terrific body control. A very visual comedian

@willc5723

2 жыл бұрын

He looks a little like him