JAKEY'S ONLINE TWITTER BOOK FAIR ➡ goo.gl/4RRtLN :)

@jokerjoe0021

5 жыл бұрын

Yo can we get an official release of that end song?

@crimsonorbital

5 жыл бұрын

When is the cutoff date for the NakeyJakey Wonderful Amazing but Random Dog Shit Fair?

@dwinterowd

5 жыл бұрын

Nice nod to Lego Island there Jakey. kzread.info/dash/bejne/paGc182OqrOZhaw.html

@AlterRektMLG

5 жыл бұрын

HUGE RELATE

@person_people8134

5 жыл бұрын

Was that a Madvillainy sample in this video? When you said you’d get Mad Libs. The laughing sample from the track “Do Not Fire!”.

Nostalgia is oozing from this one

@chrislopezx1884

5 жыл бұрын

The one thing ALL generations will forever have: Scholastic Book Fairs

@maxkavanagh7549

5 жыл бұрын

iDubbbzTV M a K. E a co nTEnT COqp

@HeadbandJulian

5 жыл бұрын

This is it chief

@HemstitchedIrony

5 жыл бұрын

Mom buy me spy gadgets

@boyofthesouth5327

5 жыл бұрын

Your not relevant anymore

When Jakey said "alright fine go get my purse" I felt that

@too.motley

4 жыл бұрын

Third Reich Gaming 😂😂

@TheTrueXaver

4 жыл бұрын

We all did

@canofsouls282

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking hell I cried.

@travishunt8832

4 жыл бұрын

Six word

@Nobrainjustdrained

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh sammmee 😂😂

The scholastic fair made me know I was poor lmaooo

@Meta_Productions

3 жыл бұрын

Yup same

@StoneColdFox17

3 жыл бұрын

No doubt! Lol

@cloudburst98

3 жыл бұрын

Yup lol

@Elegant_Sausage

2 жыл бұрын

I feel your pain lol

@-fv

2 жыл бұрын

Same

the book fair just made me appreciate that the library is free

@gabrielsayre1516

3 жыл бұрын

No Minecraft or gaming handbooks?! *Impossible perhaps the Library is incomplete*

@GrimReaper-lo1ut

3 жыл бұрын

General kenobi

@jonathanwilson7949

2 жыл бұрын

Hello there

@Gadget-Walkmen

Жыл бұрын

lol not me, i prefer to OWN my books.

@theowl556

Жыл бұрын

Honestly as a librarian I just think the book fair is not ethical. Worst of all the money didn't even go to my library from what I'm gathering at. It went to an organisation that used my space so they can have their book fair.

We really all lived the same childhood in different households jesus

@hater123456

5 жыл бұрын

i remember running around trying to get all the shit i wanted first so no one would take it before me

@tehyat8956

5 жыл бұрын

Cunnilingus oh damn

@zeldaking1012

5 жыл бұрын

gianna lmao I remember I got my books at the end of school instead of the beginning so Half the stuff I wanted was taken

@FBI-uf9jz

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@richardnoggin1526

5 жыл бұрын

...Damn. ( ._.)

This is the most 00's primary/elementary school thing

@umphreak9999

5 жыл бұрын

I was in elementary in the 80's and still found this completely relatable

@liamc3433

4 жыл бұрын

@@umphreak9999 nice job matt

@whatsoperadoc7050

4 жыл бұрын

90’s too.

@liamc3433

4 жыл бұрын

@@whatsoperadoc7050 nice job

@brianfirelord

4 жыл бұрын

Look, as long as I get legos and cool artwork I’m good.

My first introduction to the concept of sales tax took place at a scholastic book fair. I had brought five dollars from home to buy a $5 book, and was confused as all hell when the librarian told me I didn't have enough money.

@thepwrtank18

5 ай бұрын

"my brother in Christ your job is paid for by my parents paying taxes"

I’ve been running those book fairs since 2008 and some things have remained staples: the erasers that look like smart phones and the ones that look like Xbox controllers. Also, the “Spy” (uv light) pens are ever-popular as well as finger pointers, like primary classroom teachers use with reading charts, Word Walls and such. The only thing that changes about those things are the colors. For example, we are always given 4 different color variations of the uv light pens, usually black, white, and two others. The prices have remained pretty much the same until very recently. I now have former students coming back as teachers. One asked about the “smelly” erasers. I had totally forgotten about them. They really smelled good. Oh, the chocolate calculators have always been around though. Their scent really lasts for a very long time! And yeah, books. We do sell books.

@luigi7834

Жыл бұрын

What types of books are popular with elementary school kids these days?

@domenik8339

Жыл бұрын

@@luigi7834 Croc 2

@kylejarmolych

Жыл бұрын

Do they still have the mushroom eraser pencil sharpener combo?!

@michelleb7399

Жыл бұрын

@@kylejarmolych No. I had forgotten about those! They should make them again. Mushrooms are popular again.

@michelleb7399

Жыл бұрын

@@luigi7834 Dog Man and Cat Kid Comic Club. If you don’t know what those are, they are the graphic novel spin-offs of Captain Underpants by Dav Pilkey. Those are the most popular. Oh, and Jory John is popular with the K-3 set. He has a series of picture books that are good for learning about emotions and attitudes and such without being preachy. The OG is called “The Bad Seed.” For chapter books, historical fiction / adventure books are popular, like the “I Survived” series by Lauren Tarshis. But mostly graphic novels are super popular. For girls, anything by Raina Telgemeier is popular.

The “alright fine go get my purse” made me lose my mind with laughter bc how could I forget such a liberating sentence

@RedRiotRBLX

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@A_penguin_from_matmart4928

3 жыл бұрын

As a child it was a HUGE relief of tension when she said those beautiful words.

@josegarzo4655

3 жыл бұрын

@@A_penguin_from_matmart4928 same😂

No ones talking about the erasers that looked like $100 bills

@taracotta7118

5 жыл бұрын

Omg I remember those

@JackieM.

5 жыл бұрын

Omg i remember that lol

@OGLemon

5 жыл бұрын

NinerGang 9 9 9 dued I forgot about that until you mention it

@giornogiovanna8439

5 жыл бұрын

The erasers that looked like iPods were all that i remember

@Vinman-fq7ff

5 жыл бұрын

NinerGang 9 9 9 they still make them I got one a week ago

I remember getting some miniature pizza kit, it basically just had tiny cookie cutters to make the crust and tiny pepperoni…. I was so pumped about it but my mom was like wtf that money was for books

@samholdsworth420

8 ай бұрын

Tiny pizza > books

@RandysDirtyBurger

7 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Diary of a wimpy kid, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Tom gates were my childhood friends

@averagelittlelulufan

2 жыл бұрын

but diary of a wimpy kid will always be a book series in my heart.

Kids who wear AirPods< kids who bought the Guinness Book Of World Records at the Scholastic book fair

@muggy1073

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Scrappi

5 жыл бұрын

What if I am both of those kids? 🤔

@squishy2941

5 жыл бұрын

Kids who but the guinness book of world record book fair < kids who bought that big book about games that I own but forgot the name of

@braxtongeorge8038

5 жыл бұрын

What about Ripleys belive it or not

@mrflipperinvader7922

5 жыл бұрын

And the gamer edition of it

“Alright fine go get my purse” is the most nostalgic thing I’ve ever heard

@Sira111_

4 жыл бұрын

Gcldfvnch I would hear those 6 words but in spanish 😂😂😂😂 I miss the book fair

@kojiyamada317

4 жыл бұрын

I still hear this

@Alphajet101

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sira111_ "Está bien traeme la cartera"

@christianmcbrearty

4 жыл бұрын

my mum didnt have a purse 😥

@christianmcbrearty

4 жыл бұрын

@Dani Mals it hurts man, it hurts

I have PTSD from when the time this kid bought the whole ’I survived’ trilogy at a book fair for $22 and I wanted pointer finger and a bookmark that came out to $10 *in conclusion scholastic is just one big Ponzi scheme*

@graysonelliott6115

3 жыл бұрын

My Scholastic PTSD is the time I wanted some spy gear from the book order but when my parents filled the form out they checked the wrong item and a month later instead of my cool spy gear I got the novelization of Flushed Away

@plorabare

2 жыл бұрын

@@graysonelliott6115 off not even the game

@mauswaffles

6 ай бұрын

trilogy? bro there are 200 editions of that books

@badlydrawncars6460

6 ай бұрын

I read the fuck out of those I survived books lmao

@theregenedmoogles741

4 ай бұрын

I think i legit saw one of these books at the local Barnes and nobles and my jaw completely dropped when I saw they made a book about 9/11. At that point I knew i was old as fuck. Like holy shit…that took me back a few. It must be like a new kids book series or some shit

Man the scholastic book fair was the most magical thing at school. You can say it’s like the Disney or the Universal at school.

I remember seeing a little girl grabbing a whole bunch of books and the librarian said “how much you have?” And the girl said “14 cents.” I felt so bad for her.

@citlaliargueta3306

3 жыл бұрын

@@aamiwaami lucky

@makennashuter6606

3 жыл бұрын

Awwwwwwww :(

@Chefs-chocolate-salty-balls

3 жыл бұрын

Monke is king

@Basedhistoryenjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

One time there's a book that only has 1 left and my friend grabbed it before anyone could, just for her mom to *give it to another kid who asked*

@makennashuter6606

3 жыл бұрын

@@Basedhistoryenjoyer BETRAYED BY YOUR CLOSEST ALLY!!!!

When that one kid bought the pointer finger so the teachers pointer isn’t legendary anymore

@anunknownperson4018

4 жыл бұрын

*that kid was me*

@290subscriberswithnovideos7

4 жыл бұрын

AnUnknownPerson *I was also a warrior risking their lives for that at my school*

@acreativeusername9782

4 жыл бұрын

That one kid: Bow down to me my faithful subjects, for I am your savior.

@TisLita

4 жыл бұрын

I was the one who had the invisible marker to write cuss words and randomly laugh out of nowhere

@totally.normal

4 жыл бұрын

*i,student 675 shall take the ultimate task*

Let's be honest, everyone wanted the invisible ink pens but the first classes that went in the morning always bought them all

Y’all remember when they gave you wishlists and they were just there to remind you you cant afford that?

@deezburr

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yesssss

@Meta_Productions

2 жыл бұрын

@@deezburr yeah

We're probably like 10-15 years apart, but the nostalgia is the same.

@lettherebegames8

3 жыл бұрын

Same but add different country to that as well

@ava_a313

3 жыл бұрын

@@lettherebegames8 Guess it's one of those small things that have never changed nomatter the year or place.

@encrusiato7553

3 жыл бұрын

So you’re 10-15?

@georgewhitenotbrown7185

3 жыл бұрын

@@ava_a313 do they still do these in elementary schools?

@ethansanchez6267

3 жыл бұрын

@@georgewhitenotbrown7185 yes

Back then, the School Fair was like a carnival coming to town.

@milespennington5255

4 жыл бұрын

Funny that you say that because when ever the scholastic book fair happened one or two men wearing clown masks and other wired shit would arrive in a giant tricycle covered in weird shit, You would see them at local fairs very occasionally. they would ride around the school Neighborhood, park their trike at the front of the school and would drive off after a few days, about just under a week felt like a fair. the tricycle terrified the shit out of me as a kid, it had a fake Decapitated head on the front of it. the book fair was cool Though lots of good memories there with friends.

@shittysoulsplayer5038

4 жыл бұрын

Yep. Our librarian would make everybody help set up and yell at us. The fair itself was full of shit. For us, it was like a carnival if we were the janitors.

@arintheseatsesh6242

4 жыл бұрын

It litteraly was we had rides and shit

@carloscanales3183

3 жыл бұрын

That’s where I stole Scary Stories to Tell in The Dark

@havingteawiththedevil

3 жыл бұрын

It definitely was 🤣

I say this 100% genuinely, I used to be so goddamn sad as a kid that we were always too poor for me to get anything that I swore my kids would always get something. We're broke as fuck but they always get as much as I can spare because I've been the poor kid and I know how much it sucks

@sabrinarosario6499

3 ай бұрын

Sameeeeeee. We werent that poor but my mom NEVER gave me any money for school, not for the book fair or to buy snacks, and when the book fair came around I would always see my friends buy stuff and I was just standing there. Mind you, it hurts even more because I was a nerd. From 1st grade to 6th grade, my lunch periods consisted of going to the library and reading (more like devouring) a book every day. So you can imagine, the book fair with cool new books that I couldn't buy. I swore to myself that if I had the disposable income and my kids liked reading, I would never do this to them. It was a HORRIBLE feeling.

Gotta love all those unofficial minecraft novels that all the boys in my class wanted

@thisisbetterthanmyprevious6674

3 жыл бұрын

E s c a p e f r o m t h e o v e r w o r l d

@panzer2781

Жыл бұрын

@@thisisbetterthanmyprevious6674 t h e q e u s t f o r t h e. D I a m o n d s w o r d

@kylejarmolych

Жыл бұрын

Minecraft didn’t exist when I had book fairs :o

Every single person bought invisible ink pens in my school, and every single person lost them after a week.

@georgel5812

3 жыл бұрын

id lose my pen too if it were invisible

@makennashuter6606

3 жыл бұрын

Turns out it's just a regular pen for a week and THEN it becomes invisible.

@Adrian-si1gz

3 жыл бұрын

I still have one of those on my book shelf but it stoped working like 6 years ago

@Cherrixeed

3 жыл бұрын

@Ashley Lam y o u r p f p

@ChickenuggetKing

3 жыл бұрын

@@georgel5812 cuz they’re invisible

Who else’s classes were always hyped for the new copy of Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

@rareracecar

4 жыл бұрын

lol every year

@asarwar111

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! My school library actually got rid of it cause when we went there, we would all run to that shelf, and literally fight for them.

@ChristianTurnes

4 жыл бұрын

I still am cuz I dont have a life. Can I read it in half an hour? Yes. Do I have tremendously better things to do? Yes. Do I care? No.

@ilysm.6642

4 жыл бұрын

DashFlash omg, yes, My mom got a hardcover book for me, from Walmart, Everyone was so jealous because the book in the book fair would be a normal cover, not even hard

@korya3570

4 жыл бұрын

everyone's class lol.

I call dibs on Sideways Stories from Wayside School and Goosebumps.

my mom used to be a cashier for my bookfair. All my classmates thought I got free books, and I got to spend the whole day there reading all the books.

The book fair just reminded me everytime how poor my ass was lol

@rachitanandhiremath2234

3 жыл бұрын

Rolf!!! Me too!

@sleepwellmychild

3 жыл бұрын

Same bro.

@ameyashetty1441

3 жыл бұрын

Shit was expensive af

@MediumDingus

3 жыл бұрын

Right like a pencil that would brake when you got home was ten dollars

@bradford4570

3 жыл бұрын

I knew better than to ask for anything so I put the catalog right in the trash

Scholastic Book Fair Starterpack: -Kid who buys lots of shit. -Parents giving you at most $5 for it. -Stealing those cool erasers. -All the boys going batshit over the latest Diary of The Wimpy Kid book. -Looking at all the cool books that were too expensive for 10 year olds.

@emmahealy4863

3 жыл бұрын

Remember being limited to bringing £5 on school trips for the gift shops :O

@kanyesrighttesticle

3 жыл бұрын

@@emmahealy4863 €5 is not $5 but still a little

@mei-jx6cf

3 жыл бұрын

and that one girl who just bought the spy pen and earasers

@imperialbricks1977

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget LEGO Star Wars books

@nepnep8444

3 жыл бұрын

I was the kid who couldn't buy anything till the fair was almost over and so most of the good shit was gone

Best Outro song. Real happy that this was the one I happen to get in. This entire video is so great. Gonna go play Lego Island.

The scholastic book fair The only place you can buy a star wars paper plans book and they have it ripped up by your brothers.

I remember wanting the cheat book and then realizing I could just write down the codes, I felt like I was committing some huge crime and was scared that someone would see me

@a_san_t

4 жыл бұрын

While all the kid are buying spy gadgets, you're actually becoming a spy mate lol

@dropofsoda3977

4 жыл бұрын

Learned of the spy gadgets

@jrickducking6685

3 жыл бұрын

I remember when i had yugioh for gba I found out that you can put rl card in your game by looking at the serial number in the left bottom corner And i would not hesitate to ask anyone who have yugioh cards Basically i was stealing people cards without actually stealing them I even bought a notebook on all the card's i could find

@dnkypnch7442

3 жыл бұрын

I would go to the grocery store with my mom with a pencil and paper and go to the magazine section and write down cheat codes from tips and tricks magazines. Fuck man the nostalgia is real.

@MediumDingus

3 жыл бұрын

I feel this way to the free cheats on the internet. Or when I use a mod for a game

I remember in the 1st grade I wanted to buy a captain underpants book but my parents said no so i just went under my couch and found 37 cents. I went to the book fair got the book and paid 37 cents for it. They gave me a 10 dollar book for 37 cents.

@kllause6681

3 жыл бұрын

*S T O N K S*

@_ikako_

3 жыл бұрын

Probably because it cost them 5 cents when they bought them in bulk.

@th3b1rd71

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the most saddest but also optimistic redemption art shit I’ve ever heard in all day. Their is still faith in humanity.

@wildmoonchild8210

3 жыл бұрын

aww bless the person who sold you that 🥺

@BananaSundae82

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

Those "eraser phones" were the only thing I cared about at the Book Fair

I remember having a pointer finger and books I loved but I always wanted the drumsticks, highlighters, and a bunch of the other junk. You forgot "Sorry sweetie you don't have enough you've gotta put something back..."

"Mom, I need money for rent." *"Alright, fine. Go get my purse."* 😌😏😊

@TheVloggerDude2018

4 жыл бұрын

Kerra Johnson mom: wait a minute..... kids don’t pay rent..... KERRA GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE OR YOURE GROUNDED!!!

@zerlix.4878

4 жыл бұрын

Kerra Johnson: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LIL SHIT! Kerras mom: THATS IT IM PULLING OUT MY STICK NIGGA!!!!

@User-hz5go

4 жыл бұрын

To be Continued......

@HeyoKennedy

4 жыл бұрын

What?

I remember those invisible pens.

@supersillyboy1234

5 жыл бұрын

Samurai JackOff they were cancer

@fleekylady691

5 жыл бұрын

omfg

@3bay

5 жыл бұрын

I wrote penis on a school bathroom with those once in third grade

@xxdreamxx8266

5 жыл бұрын

Samurai JackOff I only bought those

@chriscollegia2901

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao someone once grabbed them and ran out the library and the librarian just had their mouth ooen

As a wee lad, the only books I wanted were the ones that came with a Lego figure

@jordanianstudios

3 жыл бұрын

Same here

This is the first video I've seen of yours and I love your delivery mad props

“Who wants some books children?” *Silence* “Who wants some spy stuff children?” *High pitched screaming*

@jackalenterprisesofohio

3 жыл бұрын

Well it depends how interesting the books are I found lots of interestingly good books and book series at the local library. ( _This message was paid for by the United States Library Association._ )

@Clarkamadorian

3 жыл бұрын

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@Brutusoogabooga

3 жыл бұрын

Yes..

@oliverdelica2289

3 жыл бұрын

It's the Geronimo Stilton books for me 🤭

@mustard4762

3 жыл бұрын

I bought those mineral stuff

They banned invisible pens in my school because everybody kept writing swear words and pps on people arms

@fandomfreak3362

4 жыл бұрын

Lol kids did this a lot in my school

@bridgettemorales1882

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@Cvd-zh5wp

4 жыл бұрын

Lol we drew on the bus seats

@splatoonfanuwu9681

4 жыл бұрын

I still have thim

@Lelouch12195

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao y’all must be bored af to be doing that shit

My mom bought a nocturnal animal book with pop-ups and a section of how to identify nocturnal animals by their footprints. It's one of my cherished memories. I loved the smell of the books, popcorn, i loved the vivid colors, the games, puzzles, toys, and the excitement!

At my school we had used book fairs. They weren’t scholastic. Like every Christmas people would donate books and then we could go around and buy beaten up books (they were never in good condition, it was like buying old public library books) for more money than a new one would cost! I don’t know if scholastic did book fairs here in Ireland, but if they did we didn’t get them.

Does anyone remember buying those 20$ LEGO encyclopedias just for the figure

@HexManic2907

4 жыл бұрын

Not Odin Aye

@brandondthomson

4 жыл бұрын

Totally

@froststar9181

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@savoryseaweed495

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@depressedbreakfast2614

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely, those were the only things I ever bought.

I stole one of those pens that retracted when you folded them in half in the fourth grade and some girl found out and tattled on me but the librarian was like "oh no I remember you paying for it, cause you did right?." That's the most guilt I've ever felt in my life and had she not been so gracious it probably would have been the start of a light criminal streak. That's why the first part of Les Miserables will always make me cry. Sometimes just giving somebody the silver will cost you nothing and will mean for them everything.

@JM-fo1te

4 жыл бұрын

@Eric Kim I once stole a peppermint candy from the store and my older brother saw me and made me put it back. A few weeks later I stole his wallet to buy a peppermint candy. I learned my lesson tho

@prw56

4 жыл бұрын

You brought me back, I remember girls being just the scum of the earth in elementary school. They got joy out of telling on ya, they didn't like anything that was cool, and they acted like they were made of glass (break out crying from the lightest push). I think it mostly stopped after maybe 3rd or 4th grade, but before that they were basically unlikable, moving land mines.

@thedoublechip

3 жыл бұрын

Damn

@spinder101

3 жыл бұрын

@TES Enthusiast ...If it wasn't for those... Pesky kids.

@kitkathours2059

3 жыл бұрын

What school did y'all go to? The girls at mine always tried to cut themselves with rocks

This is my feel-good video. I watch it any time I have a bad day, and it always makes me feel a little better. I really needed that today. Thank you father jakey

the invisible Inc pens were and will forever be my childhood

@seeya3705

3 жыл бұрын

I got one for free (you know those tickets?) And maybe those smelly pens that I get every Friday. And I still have one in my drawer (it still smells)

This is how I got access to Shonen Jump magazines. Scholastic basically turned me into a weeb.

@epicdubs69

5 жыл бұрын

Same dud

@liddle1234

5 жыл бұрын

lol. (btw I love your vids)

@gia4169

5 жыл бұрын

I wish mine had those.

@Crispman_777

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Tran Same.

@shidder24

5 жыл бұрын

Same here. I actually was setting up a book fair when Jakey uploaded.

Does any one remember the big erasers that said something along the lines of “Big Eraser for BIG Mistakes”?

@mr.mcnuggies

4 жыл бұрын

bub lmao

@classifiedamphibian4649

4 жыл бұрын

I have a gun eraser that says for big mistakes. My friend gave it to me

@Robin-234

4 жыл бұрын

@dion! Same

@nerkdurgen5574

4 жыл бұрын

@dion! I'd rub it on my friends

@cherrisoda892

4 жыл бұрын

I had one and i gave it to a friend and its just become a running joke between my friend group to pass it to someone when the do something stupid

Jakey, I can't stop binging all your old content because we literally lived the exact same childhood. It's so insane...you describe things EXACTLY how they were, exactly how I thought about them. Love it!

The first 1:30 seconds I related so hard to screw it the entire video is so relatable

Chocolate calculator. I swear that was all I want from the book fair.

@dreamingblue3939

5 жыл бұрын

lol I bought one of those xD

@noth_inf3367

5 жыл бұрын

I bought one and lost it a year later. It lost its wonderful scent after a couple days. :(

@thatmovieguy1327

5 жыл бұрын

Trust me, you don't want it. Mine lost its scent.

@andrewguerrero6746

5 жыл бұрын

Mine smelled like crap

@rileighculhane2967

5 жыл бұрын

fight me bitch. I got one in 4th

Thank you for bringing my childhood back to life

@AugustusBohn0

5 жыл бұрын

Mother's Basement fancy meeting you here.

@adePRS

5 жыл бұрын

Mother's Basement hey how was jojo 5?

@ryancarless7921

5 жыл бұрын

Me too. I love the videos

@nazarenoperezpelicon947

5 жыл бұрын

KZread is a small world...

@loansommebastard65

5 жыл бұрын

Why do I always seem to find some of the most unlikely youtubers in the most unlikely comment sections It really baffles me, although this one isnt very surprising. I guess the fact that I dont know youtubers accept the face they put on for videos HmmHmmmmMMmmm?🤔🤔

Shout out to Scholastic for introducing me to My Hero Acadamia ;-;

Our last book fair was the winter of last year and they had a Shigaraki journal. I got it so fast and never used it because I havent been able to find one like it. I love the artwork on it and the gold rim complements the grey and black cover.

Hey guys I don't mean to brag or anything but I totally have the 2006 Guinness Book of World Records if anyone wants to come over and read it with me

@jinibulfuntr7571

5 жыл бұрын

Fr bro lemme get a quick peek at it for a couple....eternities

@accountnotfound4209

5 жыл бұрын

U stole it from school library na

@yaboycyn

5 жыл бұрын

Yo I got the 2012 one my guy. Wanna trade?

@IanMalcolm99

5 жыл бұрын

ANYTHING FOR YOU SLIMECICLE

@capt.anxiety9502

5 жыл бұрын

i have that one( i think) or some other year where i was only interested in the worlds fattest man

Why did this man live the exact same childhood as me?

@plasmaoctopus1728

5 жыл бұрын

lol I know, I actually think Croc 2 was what got me to play games on pc lol.

@ma_junia

5 жыл бұрын

Because you lived an average childhood? Nothing wrong with that, I did too

@davidhollowelljr949

5 жыл бұрын

Jakey is next-level relatable content.

@duke9407

5 жыл бұрын

@@davidhollowelljr949 fax

@kamisawze1552

5 жыл бұрын

I was homeschooled and he still has the same life as me.

"I'm fat Jesus" is by far and away the greatest pateron shout-out ever, he could throw the whole thing up on Spotify and I would happily listen to it from time to time because it's soo good

I'm from the Philippines and our scholastic book fairs are no different. It's honestly wild to see that they stayed super consistent regardless of the country they're in. My favorite purchase was their voice recorder spy pens, it sounded terrible but I felt cool having one!

The posters.

@Kay_213_

5 жыл бұрын

The posters

@liza9415

5 жыл бұрын

Explosive ? the posters.

@ant14

5 жыл бұрын

The posters

@neat2483

5 жыл бұрын

Explosive ? The posters

@ladyxkuromi

5 жыл бұрын

Still have one on my wall

And then theres kids like me, who couldnt afford shit but still got excited to only get bummed so they just sat there while other kids got to buy stuff.

@gierer797

5 жыл бұрын

yeah feeling left out was a huge deal for us kids

@breadbun7077

5 жыл бұрын

In my schools they kinda made you wait in there while kids got to buy their stuff for an hour

@stevencruz978

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck this hit way too close to home

@DylanWatson1

5 жыл бұрын

You have touched my heart. I’ll buy you a scented bendy pencil for your birthday.

@BennySGB

5 жыл бұрын

I remember just having like 5 bucks and buying one of those cheap bookmarks or some crap

Honestly love these videos by NakeyJakey but the shout outs are by far the best worth watching over and over.

Loved to load up on Goosebumps books and eraser caps in the 90s. Trip down memory lane for an OG Millennial.

When you were one of those kids who was actually interested in the books

@cortarii

4 жыл бұрын

I feel you 😂😂😂

@ChristianTurnes

4 жыл бұрын

And then u realize all of the books u can read in 2 secs

@Kawaii_Nami

4 жыл бұрын

Yep😅

@anunknownperson4018

4 жыл бұрын

me😮

@slippityy6462

4 жыл бұрын

Minecraft

bangin video alert

@aaziikaaa2262

5 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute, this aint youporn...

@TheTysun1

5 жыл бұрын

I like dinosaurs

@watson-tv

5 жыл бұрын

You two should just team up... or dye your hair funny colors, thats cool too

@FadedThanAHo

5 жыл бұрын

"Yeah my mom didn't give me enough money for the book fair so I got stole some money from my step dad"

@sph3re

5 жыл бұрын

Top 10 Cameo Appearances

The madlib laugh was great at 1:44 I didn’t notice it until now

This joint is ready good Jake. Really hit me hard when I heard that nostalgic "Wow it's a new record" from Bust a Groove

I remember buying a solar powered calculator that had buttons that smelled like chocolate... My book fairs were weird.

@nicole-kd2ze

5 жыл бұрын

me too

@Kay_213_

5 жыл бұрын

I remember the times where you wouldn’t be bullied for reading captain underpants Man those hooks are just childish, but I guess that’s the oiint

@rach3092

5 жыл бұрын

《REÐJIVE》 Captain Underpants was so cool when I was a kid (I’m 25 now) I can’t even believe it’s still around

@zun979

5 жыл бұрын

I still have the calculator but the smell ran out after all the years,,

@tyrele4500

5 жыл бұрын

Richard Noggin i got the same exact one

Scholastic book fairs AND flash games? Dude youre going to give me a nostalgia overdose one day

@mage4516

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@hjw5838

5 жыл бұрын

Yes I love you you listen to the same music as me

@fleekylady691

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@jobelthirty1294

5 жыл бұрын

@@hjw5838 word up?

@hjw5838

5 жыл бұрын

@@jobelthirty1294 yup.

I remember buying Command and Conquer at a scholastic book fair around 96, with discount coupon since we had a thing going if we read certain books we got points. Silly game, but worth

This hit home each & every time

Y’all can’t forget the $5 posters

@RealDexterMidnight

4 жыл бұрын

Yah

@tetraarmor8297

4 жыл бұрын

With the puppies or kittens and sometimes you’d find the good stuff like the race cars lol.

@Puffman270

4 жыл бұрын

Way to many Lamborghini posters.

@voughklry8362

4 жыл бұрын

The posters for me was like 20 bucks what is this

@MarksterC

4 жыл бұрын

Still have mine

I was the poor kid that walked around looking, but everyone knew I was just a window shopping sunovabitch.

@CapnShades

5 жыл бұрын

me too ._.

@epooders

5 жыл бұрын

When i had my first book fair, my mom gave a one dollar to buy a book with. Me being a naive child, optimistically approached the librarian (who was hosting the book fair) and asked her what books I could buy with a dollar. She escorted me to the sucky five page book section and she said they were all a dollar. I left empty-handed and disappointed.

@abdellnunez1403

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@mrmeowtv6248

5 жыл бұрын

THE LIBRARIAN TOOK YOUR DOLLAR?!

@lockndock1929

5 жыл бұрын

@@epooders Dam, school robbing you of your dignity and your dollar

You need to do part 2 with the magazines they would hand out and you waited like 3 months for the books to come and when they finally came you didn't even care anymore. Also you can't forget the free item you would get if you bought a book that month

Don’t know about anyone else but I was a huge fan of the rainbow magic series that would appear at the scholastic book fairs and book catalogues and I would buy complete sets of books with the tiny charm bracket things. It was wack man.

Y’all know every book fair has diary of a wimpy kid

@JT044-iz1cv

4 жыл бұрын

I still have mine from 4th grade back in 2012

@IronicHavoc

4 жыл бұрын

Being around my mid twenties I think I only ever saw it there once when it was a relatively new series. But I'm aware it was a staple there since then due to my younger siblings.

@nootaboot7042

4 жыл бұрын

And a lego Star Wars book with the Luke minifig

@JustYourAverageBasicBitch

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Taylor 044 Damn, 4th grade was 2001 for me 😂

@dildonius

4 жыл бұрын

@@JT044-iz1cv 2012? No, you mean 2004.

Bro every time there was a new Diary of A Wimpy kid, everyone would jump on it.

@ShaneShrimp

5 жыл бұрын

they actually still make those books too

@MelvsChannel1

5 жыл бұрын

they still make new ones?!.

@ShaneShrimp

5 жыл бұрын

yeah there's quite a few now

@mayhem9052

5 жыл бұрын

Real talk

@mayhem9052

5 жыл бұрын

@quickdraw they got kind of shit after cabin fever at that point they just started to become cash grabs

I've watched this 10 times but only every watch the song at the end, it's so good

Goosebumps, wheres Waldo, and strange hair trolls were what they peddled to me as a kid.

I remember book fairs were a one way ticket out of class, the first days everyone could go but then it expanded to "if you have money you can go" so everyone would pester their friends for a quarter or whatever just to get out of class to buy a bookmark

@mightyschannel1

5 жыл бұрын

i remember people stealing from them.i remember getting a stack of books i saw that looked cool and dipped, people saw me do it and did nothing. when i saw someone who bought stuff go out the door i stealthy went to the door

@miimilkshakes3633

5 жыл бұрын

I was the loaded kid with all the quarters who would give it to all the kids. The more friendly they were to me, the more quarters they got.

@lindsaydale307

5 жыл бұрын

Mighty's Channel that’s why my school would stamp the books to prove you bought them

This is the pinnacle of -American- global elementary school culture Edit: apparently America wasn’t the only country with Book Fairs

@mis_l5858

5 жыл бұрын

Superblobby EXCUSE ME?!?!? I'M CANADIAN AND WE ALSO HAD THOSE!!!

@Superbl0bby

5 жыл бұрын

JM Mislang okay, what about North American elementary culture?

@mis_l5858

5 жыл бұрын

Superblobby good, but what about the European kids?

@Superbl0bby

5 жыл бұрын

JM Mislang European kids had scholastic book fairs too? Bruhhhhh

@kecochops4805

5 жыл бұрын

Nigga I’m British and we had thdit

Okay I’m only a minute into the video but I gotta collect all my thoughts, there’s too many memories resurfacing. 1.) I was the nerdy kid during the book fair that actually liked looking at all the books, and going to the book fair in middle school was how I found one of my favorite book series to this date, and 2.) The scholastic catalog nostalgia made me remember I BEGGED my mom to buy me Dora Adventure to the Purple Planet for the GameCube as a kid, because “it was educational”

Just remembered these after 20 years. Always looked forward to them, and indeed, not mostly for the books haha. Good memories....

i remember some kids would roll up with blank checks from their parents, that was such a flex man

@eri7817

5 жыл бұрын

Ahaha I remember this was the only thing my parents would use cheques for .

@kevin4428

5 жыл бұрын

One day my friend only brought coins so he made the cashiers count the coins. It was like a couple dollars in coins but it was still something.

@goldengod5915

5 жыл бұрын

@@eri7817 My parents would use checks at book fairs, but also for anything else school-related.

@cressvt

5 жыл бұрын

I remember I thought I lost one of those checks in 2nd grade and I swear I was scared my life was over

@faithdawsonhere

5 жыл бұрын

AmyOverby weird flex .. but ok

I was the weird kid that bought actual honest to god books at the book fair.

@Tadpole_Plyrr2

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@Oliver-sy3ep

4 жыл бұрын

i always bought a book or two then like weird erasers (i LOVE shapped erasers the "puzzle" ones)

@TrafalgarD.Shambles

4 жыл бұрын

Same...

@michaelmattson2227

4 жыл бұрын

ElJefe437 i did too. That’s actually how I found out about some of my favorite childhood series(oragami yoda, doawk, big nate, etc)

@vi0let831

4 жыл бұрын

ElJefe437 Same

I remember buying the Warriors books here because I liked the covers and that lead me to a lifelong fandom. I also bought the dragonology book here and my brother and I would collect those finger poker things with the little white hand on a stick?

I remember in 2nd grade when the first Minecraft Hand book and the red stone handbook came out. I was the only kid in the whole school who had them. I felt like a king. People lined to read them. Then the combat handbook and the construction handbook came out, and I bought those too. I was a living legend. I was the coolest kid in school. I had all 4 Minecraft handbooks. Nothing could stop me. I still have them to this day.

remember those erasers that looked like phones and during class you would take it out of your plastic pencil case and flex it to all your friends?

@neilyworm

4 жыл бұрын

SoapyKat Gaming Y E A S

@dylanvogel4503

4 жыл бұрын

My little sister just got her first one 😂 I was like awwwwww shitt

@gregcub3d

4 жыл бұрын

or the ones that looked like a mini computer? i had that as my razr's background for the longest time in middle school

@GalileoAV

4 жыл бұрын

Omfg I had a purple and green one I loved, it had the number 8675309 printed on the screen. This is so weirdly nostalgic

@user-ri9vi9bk6o

4 жыл бұрын

I got mad when I snapped it half

*Currently using chocolate scented calculator that only works in the sun*

@clickbait5267

5 жыл бұрын

Wavy Stars I thought that was just mine holy shit 😂😂

@panic3815

5 жыл бұрын

I still have one but it's broken and doesnt smell

@marybug55

5 жыл бұрын

Mine got stolen the day I got it yo 😢😰

@wallowee8619

5 жыл бұрын

Used to have one and lost it watcha gonna do 👏

@Anika603

5 жыл бұрын

I bought like 5 of those because I thought it was real chocolate since I was a dumbass :( I was so disappointed when I realized there was no chocolate

The outro singing your patreon names was just perfect. Please keep singing nonsense forever. Love u.

Oh man, I remember going through the catalog the school sent home and only getting money if I picked a book with a Caldecott Medal or some other distinguishing award--assuming it wasn't TOO crazy expensive. I can see where my parents were coming from, especially since we were poor, but boy were those fairs like candy stores for kids!

All the invisible ink and chocolate calculators we’re gone before I even got there. I’m still mad about it.

@Kay_213_

5 жыл бұрын

Trust me, the chocolate calculators were shit...and smelled like them They keys were hard to press too

@liamm8447

5 жыл бұрын

I got both of em, the calculator sucked and invisible ink was a bad idea

It’s like a pop up flea market

@spookszn2426

5 жыл бұрын

warrior jack How so?

@bryanmartinez6600

5 жыл бұрын

@@spookszn2426 trash they're trying to sell to idiots to make some quick cash

Hey Jakey, I know you might never see this, but I am so happy to see someone else remembers Lego Island. Hearing you use the music in this video brought a tear to my eye

I remember these and loved them, no class and look at books like all day

Dude this video so random, didnt expect this. Just like the....scholastic book fair.

...anyone remember being that one poor kid who wentvwith the class to go see...but you can only really look amd skim through stuff

@Dognuhtz

5 жыл бұрын

Me too buddy..

@bryanmanuel4945

5 жыл бұрын

I remember too there was this book with a lego figure and I wanted it so bad but it costed 50 dollars and I barely raised five dollars and the book was already sold so I grabbed a book but it costed ten dollars but thankfully a girl gave my five dollars man I hate being poor.

@randomperson-pf1vq

5 жыл бұрын

Bryan Manuel how much is your allowance? When I got $1.50 a day,(1 meal costed about $2) I would just bloat myself with water from the water cooler/fountain and save up.

@opticalspider7003

5 жыл бұрын

Dude I feel this on an emotional level

@aijint

5 жыл бұрын

dont they give you a voucher?

I remember in my school they would show book trailers a couple days before the book fair opened, and it always hyped me up