holiday feet tweets - twitter.com/nakeyjakey holiday feet pics - instagram.com/jakeychristy holiday feet - my feet holiday kiss - my mouth and your mouth waaaaaiit what???? EWWWWWW!!!!!! :)

@Shift_Salt

4 жыл бұрын

You've got that pure boy outfit on. Talking about the wonderful experience that is online dating.

@rowkey4231

4 жыл бұрын

feet

@sydberetta4649

4 жыл бұрын

What a Quentin Tarantino thing to say Jakey

@FiSH-iSH

4 жыл бұрын

meow

@ChrispinCram

4 жыл бұрын

Beard pics 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🙃😳😳😳

Yes, 2020 is definitely going to be way better

@george5963

4 жыл бұрын

:D 100%

@andreabritton7415

4 жыл бұрын

You couldn't have said it better

@redroverohsix4428

4 жыл бұрын

I wish

@jacobburke5523

4 жыл бұрын

No

@briancompau1694

4 жыл бұрын

And he said he was going to move to New York 👀

Jakey really came out dressed as the white crayon

@Benass69

4 жыл бұрын

fullmetalcris I think the cultured call it “drip”

@ZenDragoonYT

4 жыл бұрын

@@Benass69 which culture lmfao

@Odinsday

4 жыл бұрын

@@Benass69 "cultured" is being very generous lol

@DDRWakaLaka

4 жыл бұрын

you dressed as yourself but even uglier so what were you aiming for

@simenknudsen01

4 жыл бұрын

hella fire tho

Jakey: "I'm moving to New York in 2020, try and stop me." 2020: "K"

@tolvi2322

2 жыл бұрын

👍

@goofington

2 жыл бұрын

@@tolvi2322 👍

@derekhofstetler3998

2 жыл бұрын

It couldn't stop him.

@derekhofstetler3998

2 жыл бұрын

HE HEARTED ME. does this mean he is coming back?

@Apudurangdinya

2 жыл бұрын

@@derekhofstetler3998 yes, uploaded new vid

Jakey: 2019 was terrible 2020: *does a higher backflip*

@utkarshraj1642

2 жыл бұрын

2021: delta variants, more deaths 2022: Hold my warcrime and nuclear threats : P

Every part of the internet can be a dating opportunity if you are Indian enough.

@0lionheart

4 жыл бұрын

best comment bahahaha

@KnowBigDeal

4 жыл бұрын

Vagene pics bby? 😏😏

@funbrand5215

4 жыл бұрын

you up

@davecrupel2817

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😅

@tobyjay5999

4 жыл бұрын

wow yore so beutiful

Watching this in April 2020: "Man 2019 was a dogshit year" Oh boy. "I'm gonna move to New York, try to stop me." Oh no. 'I've been to so many funerals." OH NO

@geovanrich4916

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus

@ML-tr1hz

4 жыл бұрын

"Shoot your shot like Kobe"

@charlesmcg

4 жыл бұрын

Quasimodo predicted all of this

@robertbetz2933

4 жыл бұрын

In the words of billy Mayes. BUT WAIT! THERES MORE!!

@shittysoulsplayer5038

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god

That “bumble, fumble, turn over” transition has me dying 😂😂

NakeyJakey is one of those people who are just so charismatic and charming that the candid moments where he's laughing are even funnier than his jokes. He's like the only KZreadr I would actually wanna hang out with. I just wanna get drunk and race go karts with him is that so wrong?

@johndavies2179

2 жыл бұрын

Nope that's not wrong 😊

@duderitoz6953

2 жыл бұрын

If we all had a friend like Jakey, we would all be alot happier

@BerticusBersht

2 жыл бұрын

No one asked

@alexp5569

2 жыл бұрын

@@BerticusBersht I asked

@remingtonsloan8331

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh, he was looking for a girlfriend, not a boyfriend, yuh silly goose! Eeeeewwwww!

“Man, I hated 2019” ....well2020 has been great

@swampnuts265

4 жыл бұрын

How's ur quarantine going so far?

@edin5317

4 жыл бұрын

Its sucking pretty bad honestly

@ThatsJustEric

4 жыл бұрын

@@swampnuts265 binging all his videos at 2am

@percyjacksonfan10

4 жыл бұрын

The Kobe reference also hasn’t aged well

@edin5317

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThatsJustEric same, need some of that 2000-2010ish nostalgia

"In 2019, this peice of **** year that thankfully is about to end..."

@hannahb9671

3 жыл бұрын

The face I made at that line wasn't a pretty one

@bakermakingbread

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, it’s so funny after New Years

@IGetIntoArgumentsForFun.67

3 жыл бұрын

top 10 word spoken before disasters

@Idiotboxxx

3 жыл бұрын

the line that aged like like the olson twins

@Exarian

3 жыл бұрын

People really need to stop assigning so much significance to years when its very obvious the things that made one year suck is gonna continue into the next one. Anybody who paid any amount of attention would know that 2020 was gonna suck... just not as much as it did.

Story time. When this video was made I was freshly new at the dating app game. I spent 6 months being disappointed and grossed out by men on tinder. It had been 14 years since I last dated. It was becoming depressing and honestly down right degrading. I started noticing the trends. The lingo "here for good time not for a long time" kind of stuff. I found that profiles with lots of selfies had been the most off putting people. So I tried a new approach. Talk to the people id normally pass by. I came across a profile that had art work, someone's hand drawn sketches. I was like heck yeah, I like to draw too. Eventually a few photos in a saw a face, not a bad looking one either. Just a normal dude. He used silly pictures instead of bathroom selfies... So we matched of course, duh. He didn't hit on me (Jesus, you don't need to hit on people on dating apps. It's clear why you matched why state the stupid obvious?) We causally talked for a week or two about random ass shit. Meanwhile guys I thought I'd be into kept standing me up and just being creeps. My silly sketch dude always was consistent though. So we eventually decided to meet. He didn't drive at the time so of course I went to his house to meet him! Most people would turn there nose up at person who didn't have a car or didn't drive. Not me lol. Anyway it's 2019, we drink a few beers and watch a movie. The most my tinder match did was sit next to me on the couch. He didn't hit on me or even try anything. I was impressed. 😎 The night went on and it got late. I hugged him goodbye and drove home. Again nothing heart stoppingly amazing but also nothing scary. 🤷 We talked for another week or so before we meet up again 2019 was coming to an end in a month or so at the time. We both continued to use tinder on the side with no luck. We just both seemed to be into one another. On our second date the sparks flew and we both admitted to ourselves that we found the one. Somewhere right before 2019 ended we became exclusivel and joined forces. We found love and we both agreed tinder sucked and we couldn't believe some how we found each other in a sea of crap. Lol. We didn't know we had a freaking pandemic ahead of us to survive. Times seemed so hopeful ❤️ Anyway it's now about to be 2024 and we live together now and have a bunch of milestones under our bealts. I guess my take away is, when I decided to just give up on expectations and traits I thought I wanted is when I found someone worth talking to. It's okay to be yourself on these apps and it's okay to just bomb conversation and be weird because eventually you will find someone who finds that shit charming.

@vcdgamer

5 ай бұрын

That's a lovely story. Congratulations on finally meeting The One.🥺

@marym1lky

4 ай бұрын

This is so sweet thank you so much for sharing :-)

@ravenkarlin

3 ай бұрын

Congratulations to you both! I’m trying to get back into the dating scene and have been a little freaked out to make a profile because of the disappointment I’ve had in the past. This story gave me some extra confidence though and a brighter perspective, thank you for that!

Oh, that Sonichu in the opening caught me off guard. Can't even escape Chrischan in my comfort videos.

@nevereverr

2 жыл бұрын

Bro his hearing is next week and Im still processing it

"2020 I'm moving to new york" Yikes

@weirdisspeltweird

4 жыл бұрын

"Try and stop me" someone took that challenge

@BROJANGSTER

4 жыл бұрын

-Eddy Burback

@neireannach

4 жыл бұрын

Me to but just to do a gainer off the Empire State Building

@gaywoman420

4 жыл бұрын

@@weirdisspeltweird guy ordering the bat soup "challenge accepted shitlord"

@ChristianUrea

4 жыл бұрын

It’s even worse now

Listening to him in 2020 talk about moving to NYC and how he’s going to recover his mental health in 2020 is like watching the character in the horror movie leave their phone in the car and forget their keys while the killer looms just out of frame.

@haleyrice216

3 жыл бұрын

And the theme from Halloween is blaring

@lepracybabe

3 жыл бұрын

Omg, I hope he’s ok.

@Nyc12u

2 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh

@Winford.Studios

2 жыл бұрын

he did move to nyc however

@ericbazinga

2 жыл бұрын

More like the cop who says he's about to retire and talks about his plans for retirement and then gets brutally shot and killed

I know that 2020 happened to all of us and messed everything up, but it’s sad to hear how many plans he had for 2020, yet only ended up with 3 videos and then vanishing for months after. I hope he’s okay and his return will be swell.

@asylzhan_no_cap

2 жыл бұрын

Yeahh, we will wait for his new staff anyways

@lorddaniel20061

6 ай бұрын

This comment aged well

Jake talking about how much he’s gonna enjoy 2020 is the most tragic thing I’ve ever seen

@bateriayvr8988

3 жыл бұрын

Oh the irony....

@Bentzel75

3 жыл бұрын

Joel Frye it’s like that old cop talking about how he is looking forward to getting retired next week in all those cop shows. If he only knew...

@josephjones2513

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahaa

@timewastetv7019

3 жыл бұрын

He brought this upon us

@ameladaptivedaydreamer949

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I'm watching this and sighing and crying inside -_-"

NakeyJakey? More like JakeyTakey me to Arby's

@Headmugs

4 жыл бұрын

thank you big fish theory

@beegyoshi5301

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you big fish theory

@jordanmittoo

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Big Fish Theory

@gilbertolopez7387

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Karl

@bigdicknigga3746

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you father

Cool listening to the Outro after he sampled it on Survival Horror. Also the foreshadowing with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan in this video is crazy.

@terenceokane

Жыл бұрын

Listening to the track it hit me that I def watched this video when it came out. What a wild few years.

@gunnargrubbs3123

Жыл бұрын

@@terenceokane Truly!

If there's one thing to take away from this video, it's that not enough people played Max Payne 3.

@johnathanalvizar9820

4 жыл бұрын

It is a really good game.

@gamemaster2311

4 жыл бұрын

God that game is so fun.

@juwanharris1334

4 жыл бұрын

"You might not like it, but he spittin' straight facts"

@lRlSHBLADE

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed, the shooting is way better than the gta games

@mikasaackermann8736

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment, but it's also only 24 minutes old so I'll give it time. See you at the top~

At some point Jake’s videos are just gonna be 15 minutes of him trying to tell you a joke while laughing

@aamirhus23

4 жыл бұрын

Lol the laughing was distracting, couldn't get through the video the first time I watched it, but glad I tried again!

@suiren5272

4 жыл бұрын

@@aamirhus23 I'm sorry how is laughing distracting?

@aamirhus23

4 жыл бұрын

@@suiren5272 Imagine someone trying to tell you a joke but they keep laughing every 3-4 seconds? The joke doesn't land as hard or maybe you see it coming. It just wasn't the same for me as his other videos. Love Jakey boy though.

@dominikbury2

4 жыл бұрын

I'd watch that

@brujosx

4 жыл бұрын

You gotta probelm bro? Come thru. :)

It’s crazy coming back to this video after listening to romcom and seeing all the influences he had at the time, the album was absolute fire 🔥🔥🔥

Please get a green exercise ball so you'll float.

@DJGreenscreen

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant idea haha

@somatoth1048

4 жыл бұрын

You fucking clown

@uglybutton6099

4 жыл бұрын

See this on every single one of his videos lol, wonder if he'll ever do it

@imfobk

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@StreetCornersHD

4 жыл бұрын

That's nigahigas shtick bub

"I like to travel" "I like hiking" "I LOVE coffee/tea" "Adventure" "Live, laugh, love"

@legacyofvrak

4 жыл бұрын

Plus a random basic pro-abortion line among these you just said

@logiarhythm6285

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget: "I like food"

@gumrice9139

4 жыл бұрын

Npcs be like

@logiarhythm6285

4 жыл бұрын

@@gumrice9139 yeah, consider them NCPs - non-character persons

@HUNKragor

4 жыл бұрын

WIIIIINEEEEEE

Hey Jakey I'm going through a rough time in my life reflecting on my poor life decisions, but I just so happened to stumble upon some of your videos and rewatched them, and they made me feel better. So thanks I guess.

Him being hopeful about 2019 ending is the best part of this whole video, because it's just so miserably ironic

Jakey dressing up as Billie Eilish for Christmas

@The101Point1

4 жыл бұрын

The bad part is he looks better than Billie

@who2495

4 жыл бұрын

@@The101Point1 I don't see where the bad thing about this is

@jillweff

4 жыл бұрын

kingkobra *good

@marvinivancarbajal

4 жыл бұрын

NecroLeX718 kzread.info/dash/bejne/oIRrlZZvddfSh7g.html

@myrongainz9765

4 жыл бұрын

💯💯

I met my wife on runescape when I was 16. She turned out to be a 68 year old fat man, but love is blind.

@jackpd34

3 жыл бұрын

Buying gf

@kanaka118446

3 жыл бұрын

Love is blind and so is your 68 year old boy wife

@Rael0505

3 жыл бұрын

so true

@jamarionhines6168

3 жыл бұрын

OMG I'm so happy for you two

@John--Silver

3 жыл бұрын

Just like my japanimation

I love this vid so much. Jakey just seems to be having a ton of fun making it, and its great as a viewer to be able to laugh with someone, especially now. I come back to this vid and the illegally downloading music video like its a monthly ritual.

"2019 Sucks" 2020: Hold my Corona 2021: Hold my January 6th 2022: Hold my gas 2023: Hold my eggs

Jakey out here lookin like a Clockwork Orange droog.

@Spo8

4 жыл бұрын

Swiping right looking for a bit of the ol' in out, in out.

@rylee1686

4 жыл бұрын

out here lookin like post malone

@OK-up2gn

4 жыл бұрын

A bit of the old ultra violence

@pizzatime7433

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like a human smurf With that outfit on

@reidye

4 жыл бұрын

One thing I could never stand was to see a filthy dirty old drunky howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts;I could never stand to see anyone like that. whatever his age might be, but more especially when he was real old like this one was.

If that Raid-Joke actually turned into an actual commercial, i would not even have been mad.

@phillipk.dennison9131

4 жыл бұрын

I think it would’ve been even funnier if did the whole sponsor and then cut back to the topic completely off track like “Now what was I talking about?”

@TestarossaF110

4 жыл бұрын

5:50 for the people who want to see that again :P (a lil bit earlier for the context)

@louiev.3367

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly would been so pissed and smashed my phone

@AlexPotvin

4 жыл бұрын

That was gold.

@josephThaPimp

4 жыл бұрын

Same, I want Jake to profit

I hope you got the sample clearance for this

Bro I could listen to you ramble about literally anything for hours. You're the best, Jakey ❤️

"i'm moving to new york, try and stop me, you won't" * global pandemic *

@MortanAMrk

3 жыл бұрын

why would you even want to live there.

@cpetersen6454

3 жыл бұрын

he still did it too

@bradsully6620

3 жыл бұрын

@@MortanAMrk no shit. I would never live in NYC. No fucking way.

@roj6895

3 жыл бұрын

i mean he did

@tazy5883

3 жыл бұрын

And now we got fires, and hurricanes

I like when jakey looks like he's about to paint my house.

@jeidei8943

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like his dream is making his own coffee and eating gravel

@mugismtv

4 жыл бұрын

I HEARD YOU PAINT HOUSES

@brujosx

4 жыл бұрын

What? .

@Viiniciuz.

4 жыл бұрын

@@mugismtv yes i do and i do my own carpentry

@Kewlausgirl

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he will paint my house....

This should be your most viewed video honestly. You are quite good at explaining things at the level of people’s understanding and you’re famous for that but this is even better. I love your energy here. You should be more famous for this kind of energy because people should like you and sub to you for you shining like this. Don’t tell yourself that you’re obnoxious because you’re not. Don’t stop when you’re fire

I've watched this video many times and even from the first day I watched it something about Jakey's videos makes me laugh while simultaneously being nostalgic, sentimental, and sad. Now that Jakey is rarely uploading anymore and these videos have continued to exist in the vortex of time these videos still make me laugh, and inspire me in the studio when I'm looking to get my vibes up, but also makes me sad. We didn't know what we had before the music. I really hope you do what makes you happy and are successful in whatever endeavors you pursue. Even as it is, this KZread channel catalogue is immaculate and full of some of the all time biggest bangers in all KZread history. Also Jakey looks like a slightly different person, like a relative of himself, in other videos. I know that sounds autistic but it's just depression.

Aw, our Jakey is growing up and is starting to take notice of girls around him

@thesmokinogre

4 жыл бұрын

Those god damn local hot singles near him

@jessilopez7285

4 жыл бұрын

Jjjytg y

Why is milk teaching me about online dating?

@superduperjoi6800

4 жыл бұрын

Bitch imma cow

@superduperjoi6800

4 жыл бұрын

Its scary crazy not good for conservative paranoid family to have a guy fly from Germany to the us to meet you in your dorm for the 1st time

@zayster8899

4 жыл бұрын

ngl he lookin kinda milky doe

This is one of the best videos on the internet. I come back to this video so often. I love your videos Jake, really hoping all is well 🙏

I love this video and it's great every rewatch, but Jakey talking about how great 2020 is gonna be and how he's excited to move to NY always fills me with anxiety

I got an ad for rich women over 40 who are available in my area underneath this video. Wish me luck fellas, I’m gonna shoot my shot this time. Thanks for the encouragement, NakeyJakey.

@Mr_Fancypants

4 жыл бұрын

Did you get stabbed, robbed and sold as a slave yet?

@haydenroberts1028

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mr_Fancypants sold in the ketemine trade, he was

@HaZyDaKiD

4 жыл бұрын

shooters shoot

@Antiformed

4 жыл бұрын

How good are your backflips?

remember when this channel was about the scholastic book fair and the host wasn’t jesus christ

@benzed37

4 жыл бұрын

I don't recall the last part

@StripedGoose

4 жыл бұрын

tbh I don't recall the first one either

@Minnevan

4 жыл бұрын

He made one video about scholastic book fair so no, not really.

@skylarjizmondoenthusiast7286

4 жыл бұрын

Quinn Minnehan it’s a joke u clown

@nickv.3573

4 жыл бұрын

@@skylarjizmondoenthusiast7286 a shit one

Listening to Romcom in '22 and hearing this sampled on the record. Priceless man is an absolute genius.

end of the video hits different after ROMCOM

I love how two of the songs off ROMCOM reference/sample this video

it's almost 2022 (like 14 min) and here I am watching old nakey jakey videos because they're amazing.... thank you sir... thank you

You wouldn't have to deal with people like Jebeckys if you just give people like Sonichu a chance

@Billi_crow

4 жыл бұрын

Sonichu gets too much attention, the rest of us should get a chance

@aeon2784

4 жыл бұрын

Sonichu is really good looking man

@jamescanjuggle

4 жыл бұрын

Whatever you say Pirate Penguin

This guy feels like your cool cousin that takes you to see his cool friends when your were like 12 and you hung out with him

@bluebomber875

3 жыл бұрын

That’s oddly specific but ok lol

@avenhob1476

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t question it

@danomak

3 жыл бұрын

to many, he is that guy

@Undertak2000

3 жыл бұрын

that is so accurate!

@Skud_paimon

2 жыл бұрын

And then he started talking about online dating??????????

So stoked that those songs are coming out. Here's hoping for February

hearing the end of this video after romcom hits different

If she likes adventures she probably just wants to play D&D...

@drowned309

4 жыл бұрын

My character is named Chazley Wench-Slayer, he has 3 intelligence and 20 charisma.

@sokushi2482

4 жыл бұрын

as in Diner and DI-ablo 3 of course

@branillo

4 жыл бұрын

Yah, you wish “dinoblast99” 😤

@caseyhullfish1345

4 жыл бұрын

that explains why they've always ended up just being a polymorphed dragon....

@pizzawithnofriends8970

4 жыл бұрын

Damn, you're not wrong

You forgot the biggest con of online dating: Interacting with people.

@millaarts4294

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah babe you are so cool and introverted and not like other girls.

@BlaZay

4 жыл бұрын

This post was made by the antisocial gang

@Roxasedge

4 жыл бұрын

I have never ever seen that happen on online dating, so we'll count that as a pro.

@ChickenRieder

4 жыл бұрын

Totally. I actually liked it at the start, but had to quit it just because of all the people wanting to talk.

Jakey is such a GOAT that he literally sampled himself talking here and put it in SURVIVAL HORROR! Bet I'm the first to notice lol

@coonyman10

Жыл бұрын

I'd wager most of jakeys' fans recognized, it's an interesting artistic choice for sure.

watching this video after romcom released and hearing so many connections to the entire album is cool :)

GET A GREEN BALL SO YOU DONT SIT ON ANYTHING PLS

@itugamer5257

4 жыл бұрын

YES!

@tyjuarez

4 жыл бұрын

There is so much light spill on that ball getting keyed out, it's almost distracting

@patrussell7182

4 жыл бұрын

KemonoGalleria thanks now that’s all I can see

@ddaeguqt

4 жыл бұрын

And make him completely dress in green so you can only see his head

@NaruTheBlackSwan

4 жыл бұрын

@@ddaeguqt With a green ski mask so you can only see his eyes.

You look like post malone off of drugs

@AB43TV

4 жыл бұрын

Pre malone

@UltimaPowers

4 жыл бұрын

Post Malone in Heaven.

@tedbaloogafakename3659

4 жыл бұрын

Post malone on different drugs

@goobiethicc5054

4 жыл бұрын

My name is irrelevant you Fools except post malone is a worthless piece of shit and jakey isnt.

@user-gd4ty2nq3u

4 жыл бұрын

what’s your name tho

Damn that sonichu bit has not aged well

Every time I watch your videos I end up in a laughing / coughing fit and my girlfriend always comes in and checks on me

Backflip gang

@justderp5713

4 жыл бұрын

Incorrect

@xenon805.

4 жыл бұрын

@Jackson Starnes kinda racist

@Majesticbudderbro

4 жыл бұрын

Jackson Starns has a good point. I can only do front flips, so why not make an app for that? :(

@RileyCourter

4 жыл бұрын

I will win Jebecky's heart. No matter the cost.

@TheActiveAssault

4 жыл бұрын

Nope

Marshmellow man speaks the truth

@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929

4 жыл бұрын

*skinny post malone

@obamacheck3567

4 жыл бұрын

Hate him or not he’s speaking straight facts

@Inexpressable

4 жыл бұрын

marshmallow*

@nicovinas

4 жыл бұрын

He speaks the true true

I'm not even kidding, my first date with my wife (when we were dating) was at Arby's haha. The beef n cheddar really sealed the deal man.

This man’s videos legit bring me joy.

I couldn't stop laughing at the "going on adventures" part. My best friend, I love her, but man ... she's one of those profile girls. She always says, "I really like going on adventures." And I've literally told her, "Guys have no idea what you're talking about when you say that. What do you mean by 'adventures'?" She said, "You know. Going to festivals, trying new restaurants, checking out art museums and stores we don't usually shop at, maybe going to the theme park every once in a while, a movie drive-in, a campsite, a club--" "Out. You like going out."

@lemonbread8019

3 жыл бұрын

You want a real adventure? How about an adventure to my basement dungeon where I'm definitely not going to tie you up and keep you captive for the next 5 years until the police raid my house on suspect of methamphetamine production.

@vivvy_0

3 жыл бұрын

@@lemonbread8019 :(

@almightyrasen

3 жыл бұрын

Lemon Bread 👀 pause

@OneEyedCloud01

3 жыл бұрын

@@lemonbread8019 Ok Heisenberg

@brettvv7475

3 жыл бұрын

@@lemonbread8019 Let's compare "adventurers".

I just learned how to do backflips and I literally cannot stop having sex Thanks Jakey!

@derpedfox

4 жыл бұрын

Instruction unclear, Did a frontflip instead

@Tatsujen

4 жыл бұрын

@@derpedfox oh no you've been unbirthed :(

@derpedfox

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tatsujen *OH SHI-* _this user doesn't exist_

@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929

4 жыл бұрын

So like, instead of thrusting... You do a backflip?

@shubhsethi2ndchannel88

4 жыл бұрын

Dude there is a guy I'm scared of 👉 #caslutnerd

14:41 really threw me off since listening to your album 100x. i was confused for a sec on why it sounded so familiar lmao.

i don't get no sleep cuz of y'alllllll nah y'all don't get to sleep cuz of meeeeeee

If a girl's profile said she liked going on adventures, but her profile pic showed her holding a sword in one hand & a severed goblin's head in the other, I'd be all over that.

@Kewlausgirl

4 жыл бұрын

Noted. Lol I'm a girl and I'd love if a guy had that... If I was single that is lol.

@arpodyssey7913

4 жыл бұрын

This scares me because you both have the same profile picture

@thejman3489

4 жыл бұрын

@@arpodyssey7913 That's what happens when you don't have a profile picture. It's the first letter of your username and a color.

Take me on Adventures 🤪 I’m here for a good time not a long time. 420 friendly NOT HERE FOR HOOKUPS 😡

@Th3Raz96

4 жыл бұрын

And I loooove The Office omg best show ever it's my LIFE Dog Mom ❤️🐶

@buildawall5803

4 жыл бұрын

Sugar daddies We're you at (Fucking gold diggers)

@Th3Raz96

4 жыл бұрын

@@buildawall5803 hey I'm not into old women but ngl I'd prolly wine dine & dick one down for a phat allowance, depends on how much money. I'm gonna say there's a positive correlation between nastiness of the lady and payment required

@gemmitchell8455

4 жыл бұрын

Here's my favorite ready I have 5 kids AND THEY ARE MY WORLD! like why tf are you even here.

@goobiethicc5054

4 жыл бұрын

The Dope Sloth yuh broh can i copy past this for grindr profil pls?

Watching this at the end of 2022... Swan diving off the empire state sounds pretty good, dude.

Came here to comment about his excitement for 2020. I see I’m late to the party. Hope all is well Jakey! Also hoping that something happened and you didn’t end up going to New York for the lockdowns.

I think Jake has the world record for sitting on an exercise ball the most.

@YaowBucketHEAD

4 жыл бұрын

( )( ) ( )( ) ( )( ) *ABZ FOR DAYS* That can't hurt the ol' dating profile.

Don’t forget matching with someone only to have them Ghost you.

@Hevvvyyy

4 жыл бұрын

Damn it's really that bad ?

@mcxim2426

4 жыл бұрын

Laugh at my misery. I've downloaded Hinge, Bumble, and Tinder and received 0 dates or connections. Those that I do match with message for a day or two and then get bored. Online dating sucks, love isn't real and I wanna die.

@mcxim2426

4 жыл бұрын

And yes I know it's probably because I'm hideous and not fun to talk to but you'd think there's one person out there on some app. But nah.

@TKinfinity01

4 жыл бұрын

@@mcxim2426 I'm on the same boat. With the very same apps funny enough. I'll probably be alone forever too. :(

@koedifortin9961

4 жыл бұрын

Harrison Zimmerman yep, online dating isn’t really for average people and it takes awhile to learn that. There’s small success here and there if you really try for months but I find that it’s more headache than it’s worth

I love how you go insane at one point. You're such a great content creator, man.

The girls who put "love going on adventures" have no actual interests, watched too many Disney movies growing up, and now expect to be swept off their feet by some quirky adventurous guy who isn't bound by modern pleasures.

“Pull out the blickey” I’m never getting over that😂

@samuelbadger4371

4 жыл бұрын

Omegle

@AngelofEresos

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I watch this video, just for that part, pretty much daily now.

@JimboDandyy

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly it’s my favorite part

If this is a video judging me and my hot and sexy and real Discord e-girl, I think we might have a problem here Mr. Jakey. You can't judge what we have. You're jealous , she types so beautifully and so sexily, and I like the way we are totally yes TOTALLY 100% in love even though we are so far away from each other. What we have is unique, you just don't understand. I'm sure this online relationship that started 3 days ago will last forever.

@reapthewhirlwind6915

4 жыл бұрын

* Pulls out a chocolate bar and beckons you over, with a shitty grin on his pen is *

@tonyrodriguez9272

4 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh haha.

@reapthewhirlwind6915

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a fetus lets rp

@TheHardWay71

4 жыл бұрын

"you wouldn't understand, she goes to a different discord server"

has anyone noticed be my meg ryan and ill be your tommy hanks (the sorority chant) i wanna go 85. woo woo. the end of this vid being the outro to survival horror maybe theres more but as soon as i heard romcon (aotd) all these vids came flooding back to memory and bruh. i just think jakey is a genius, thank you for reading, see ya later.

@ultra_exists

Жыл бұрын

what if it's a romcom baby we can get away

@terenceokane

Жыл бұрын

been loving his samples, album is amazing

@godzelda123

Жыл бұрын

@@ultra_exists be my Meg Ryan and i'll be your Tommy Hanks

that sonichu swipe right is now problematic, jakey canceled 2021

“I’m decently attractive, I’m not racist.”

@Zayindjejfj

4 жыл бұрын

"I too, desire to not die via consumption of Arby's."

@meris8486

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something a racist would say

@Kizz217

4 жыл бұрын

Luke Strevell “I like black guys sorry I had a enough of Vanilla”

INVESTIGATE 3'11''

@TICSTUDIOSLLC

4 жыл бұрын

Alain V 311 never happened bro

@AreRicX

4 жыл бұрын

*start dancing

@thesmokinogre

4 жыл бұрын

Ranch it up Brotendo

@Joescotterpuss

4 жыл бұрын

@@thesmokinogre Bird Up!

@skydrowdev

4 жыл бұрын

Your dad is here

i know im about 2 years too late but dude you need to make more videos man :P you are very talented at making these type of info videos... every one so far from you i have watched has cracked me up and also taken me back to the past LOL thanks for the laughs dude!

Adding the halo theme and font to “2004” made me smile

I met my girlfriend through Twitch a year ago after randomly going through small channels on old games I used to play and I found her channel. After a month of watching her streams and being a member of her community I decided to reach out (but not in a gross thirsty way of course) into her DMs through Instagram and we ended up talking everyday for months. I lived in Minnesota and found out she lived in Virginia. After 5 months of talking via text and video chats, I decided to buy a plain ticket to finally meet her. I flew out to stay with her and her family and from first sight I knew I found the one. I stayed for a week but it felt like only 10 minutes and before I left, we already planned for when she would come visit me and two months later she was flying in to stay with me in my small apartment for a week. She ended up loving it so much that she decided she wanted to move in with me. Two months go by and I fly back to Virginia, pack up all her stuff in her car, and we drove 20 hours back to Minnesota in order to move her in. It's been 5 months since then and I'm currently back in Virginia with her and her family for Christmas and we could never be happier. I'm not saying that online dating will work for everyone, and long distance relationships suck major dick. But sometimes it works out and you may just find the love of your life. Happy holidays to all and I hope your 2020 is much better jakey. Love you man

@gabbo7101

4 жыл бұрын

incredably wholesome

@VicariousNick55

4 жыл бұрын

@@gabbo7101 ❤

@demiank

4 жыл бұрын

stuff like this gives me hope for ldr's cause it doesn't matter where you live or what gender you are, love is between people and people and mediums like these help us shorten the distance :> glad to see that it could work for some people

@jimmyjohnjoejr

4 жыл бұрын

Epic

@disquiet-mind

4 жыл бұрын

I was cheated on by my long distance ex-gf of two years recently. It warms my heart to see that it worked out for somebody. Best wishes to you two. Have a happy holidays :)

as a not particularly attractive dude, I changed my setting from "straight" to "bisexual" out of curiosity and I turned it off in a couple days because I received more attention/matches from men in that period than I'd received from women in the entire year prior. Respect the hustle I guess, but my God.

@ImpalaSSRulz21

3 жыл бұрын

@dr103 woman are just really picky

@RickJaeger

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure there are good reasons, I don't have anything against them for it. It was just a bit of a paradigm shift.

@TVegaC

3 жыл бұрын

yup, I'm bi and daaaamn the struggle to get a girl is REAL. They are so hard to keep a conversation. Most dudes actually try! Even ones that are way up my level.

@thunderlifestudios

3 жыл бұрын

@@RickJaeger dudes in general are more active on dating apps. So if you were a girl you'd experience the same thing, women would be less active in your DMs

@RickJaeger

3 жыл бұрын

@@thunderlifestudios Yeah.

when I am sad I always come back to this video bc it brings me such great joy

I met my wife in the comments of this video. Thanks Snakey.

I met two people on OKCupid. One wasn't into men, just any person wearing leather and we didn't date, she just offered a couch for me to crash on, which is nice but weird. The other one left me in the middle of the date when she saw I had cuter friends. Online dating is rad!

@sladikk

4 жыл бұрын

I met my first gf (I'm her first bf too) a year ago on OKCupid and we just celebrated our anniversary so it ain't all bad

@IronicHavoc

4 жыл бұрын

I mean that first experience actually sounds kinda cool, and that second one can totally happen offline. So not too bad.

@NatePropst

4 жыл бұрын

Have you tried having uglier friends? Problem solved!

@ethank.6602

4 жыл бұрын

@@sladikk you guys are into freaky shit dont lie.

@ifrit35

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds about right!

A video shouldn’t feel *this dated* after only 6 months. Kobe’s dead, 2019 was way better than 2020, going on a date, bars, work, or school in person.

@stevenbobbybills

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, it's quite unfortunate... Someone please react to this so I can show someone this comment tomorrow.

@corbcorb4835

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevenbobbybills how bout today bro

@stevenbobbybills

3 жыл бұрын

@@corbcorb4835 that works, thanks chief. Thanks for reminding me.

@corbcorb4835

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevenbobbybills of course bro

@AnakinS86

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevenbobbybills gotcha broman

I loved these videos, I wish i saw this when it came out. I was feeling apathetic about online dating and this video really boosts positive vibes. Met my current gf on pof been happier ever since👍

3:35 i love how music from Halo 3 is just playing for no reason.

This is 100% true about "traveling" and "adventures". I've been using dating apps for a month and if I drank every time someone said that they love to travel, i'd be dead now

@taylorhopkins2588

4 жыл бұрын

Bortness Undine kzread.info/dash/bejne/e4mEz7ioXbytqag.html

@Jackspiring

4 жыл бұрын

That little text box is always bs anyway but at least some are a bit more creative than all these adventurers

@n333k333

4 жыл бұрын

that's until they take an arrow to the knee

@improvwithlions4173

4 жыл бұрын

@lemon diesel yo...where the craft brews at...what's with all this light shite

@rgstever

4 жыл бұрын

I did just that, I ended up getting a liver transplant instead of sweet death.

Be honest, you only made this video to showcase Meg Ryan's pants.

@cocothesocialist3690

4 жыл бұрын

João Natário lol

@CepticTech

4 жыл бұрын

That’s a *big* reason

Dude I love how you played the MW1 menu theme during the 2007 recap cuz thats when it launched

I got an ad for Tinder and Bumble at the start and I assumed it was part of the video. 10/10 Immersion

every time he makes a video i feel just a little bit better

@jondiddle

4 жыл бұрын

Yea dude. Every time I even see a post from jakey I crack a smile.

@bentoningram3523

4 жыл бұрын

He is literally a gift from God sent straight from heaven in dweebus form

@jondiddle

4 жыл бұрын

@@bentoningram3523 nah man, jakey ain't no dweebus. Straight up angelic.

@lamariposa619

4 жыл бұрын

DRAG QUEEN EATS WATCH NOW ! kzread.info/dash/bejne/qaKs18mGfqjIgpc.html

@salierisneighbor9736

4 жыл бұрын

Strawberry Corncakes That's great and all but could you isn't

Pretty sure "I love adventures" is code for "I like expensive vacations"

@HUNKragor

4 жыл бұрын

No it's Buy me a 2 week all inclusive holiday in the Bahamas

@laczodani

4 жыл бұрын

or "I like to get fucked hard"

@beaugantz4888

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's " I don't have anything interesting to put here"

@HUNKragor

4 жыл бұрын

@@beaugantz4888 I like spending money and buying temporal happiness, preferably with someone else's money

@rachelromero6832

4 жыл бұрын

@@HUNKragor i hope all you guys in this comment thread are aware that so many guys have this shit in their bios too. Its annoyed me for years now. Same with he office.

At 9:05 jakey can be heard teasing the next studio album he will drop in 2022

This video is one of my favourites as well jakey