“Jschlatt” trying to convince us he didnt do “it” is the funniest thing.

@Kxllqesta

Жыл бұрын

@ThyPeasantSlayer its the whole joke bro

@LuminescentLights

Жыл бұрын

ARE WE STILL DOING THE QUOTATIONS LMAO

@LuminescentLights

Жыл бұрын

oh god im finding more how hasnt this thing died yet

@Kxllqesta

Жыл бұрын

@@LuminescentLights yes.

@Terrible_Content

Жыл бұрын

He did it

Schlatt: I've got nothing to hide *Says while smirking*

@friedtoaster4059

Жыл бұрын

Hes got nothing to hide because its alredy all been revealed

@KrisCross95

7 күн бұрын

6:20

after over 70 years of hard battle he can finally rest

@Kaaanom

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@aiden0117

Жыл бұрын

he?

@unsie

Жыл бұрын

yeah the battle between schlatt and queen elizabeth II was 70 years long. yall didnt know?

@TheOnlyCaprisun

Жыл бұрын

@@unsie geuss they didn’t. shame on them

@demoman8104

Жыл бұрын

On February 6th, 1952, When Jschlatt was a mere child, Queen Elizabeth II was to become queen. and the moment that this was announced to the world, Schlatt immediately was in disagreement with the idea of having a queen in the world. And because of this, the war between Jschlatt and Elizabeth II began. There were small attacks in parts of countries that were ruled by Queen Elizabeth, and there we parts of Schlatts land that was attacked by Queen Elizabeth's soldiers. But Jschlatt never backed down. After decades of constant war between the two, the Queen died, to a single bullet wound.. caused by the one and only Jschlatt. which ended the 70 year war.

Schlatt loves the children of Great Britain and decided to quickly get them some days off! What a nice guy!

@loganstabb2278

Жыл бұрын

Y’all get days off for her death?! Well ig we’d celebrate too if our old guy in the office croaked too;)

@anaccount4354

Жыл бұрын

@@loganstabb2278 and he will november 17

@harrymacsparran2852

Жыл бұрын

we dont get days off

@WiLismyname6809

Жыл бұрын

I ruined the funni number im sorry (420)

@WaShorty

Жыл бұрын

@@harrymacsparran2852 For the Queen's death?

How respectable of “Schlatt”, Drinking to his greatest adversaries death and live streaming it to thousands of people.

@GGamerGGod

Жыл бұрын

joke is dead

@vergilbaberuthofbaseball5983

Жыл бұрын

@@GGamerGGod and so did she

@kontrolleti7189

Жыл бұрын

@@GGamerGGod 600+ people think otherwise buddy

@GGamerGGod

Жыл бұрын

@@kontrolleti7189 600+ people have no sense of humor

@FederalBulgeInvestigator

Жыл бұрын

@@GGamerGGod *Found the British guy*

I knew Prince Phillip wasn’t enough to quench “Schlatt’s” thirst for blood

@PyramidMan1174

Жыл бұрын

We all know Max0r killed Prince Phillip

@ub6o7

Жыл бұрын

he had to finish the job

@timewellspent8137

Жыл бұрын

Payback for all those babies they drank

@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis

Жыл бұрын

prince phillip has no blood, it all turned to dust decades ago

@greenbeepm

Жыл бұрын

Nor was Gorbachev. This "Schlatt" is a sick sick individual.

He’s telling the truth, he wasn’t in London. The queen died in scotland. He was in scotland.

Schlätt, there is a mod that puts a 37000hp engine in the game. It is unbelievably fun to fly around the place going 200km/h in a big rig down the busy interstate. I did this with some friends in online and I don't think I've had more fun ignoring all traffic laws since 2012. I whole heartedly recommend trying it out. Puts a whole new spin on the game

@ashervoorhees327

Жыл бұрын

What happened in 2012

@bsheudchdudhhddhhdhd8646

Жыл бұрын

@XXV HAHAHAHAHA AMERICAN POINT AND LAUGH AHHAHAHA

@Pieforpupper

Жыл бұрын

@XXV 1000 metres

@doomguy2020

Жыл бұрын

@@Pieforpupper the fuck is a metre

@XxVedoxxX

Жыл бұрын

@XXV about nine football fields brother

"Schlatt" is pretending to be sad. Don't worry Schlatt we all know you had to finish the buisness from 1999

@xari4264

Жыл бұрын

Listen, '99 was a rough year. He just had to tie up some loose ends.

@peepeepoopoo2710

Жыл бұрын

was "her majesty" involved in the 99th year, the year with no incident?

@chickenlover2345

Жыл бұрын

@@peepeepoopoo2710 She was at the center of it all

@popcat7643

Жыл бұрын

The can of beans.....

@un.argentino.mlpFan

Ай бұрын

She was part of the 99's tragedy?!?!

"Bro did the queen drop enough XP for you to finish your battle pass" had me dying 💀

@0Centz0

Жыл бұрын

I NEED this time stamp

@ItsSoundtripper

Жыл бұрын

@@0Centz0 25:10

@lynn2695

8 ай бұрын

Ik bro 😅😅

Would've been the funniest stream ever if at the end they did a skit where all of a sudden 3-4 armed dudes just storm in and the stream ends.

@Hey_Jamie

Жыл бұрын

Why? Who would they represent? They don’t have guns in the UK. It would’ve had to have been those palace guards with those stupid tall black fuzzy hats

@yurmom131

Жыл бұрын

@@Hey_Jamie that would be even funnier if they ran in in those stupid hats and accents

@evilboy3521

Жыл бұрын

@xen 🏳️‍🌈⃠ I love your name, respect man.

@urmomplayspubgmobile8061

Жыл бұрын

@@Hey_Jamie we do have guns just not the public

@antonywetherby8581

9 ай бұрын

​@@Hey_JamieThe police here do have guns aswell btw, just not often, I have only seen my UK police carry guns at the Palace.

1:13:10 I love how he crashes into a car behind him, you see it go flying off in the right rearview mirror and he doesn't even notice

Jschlatt, we all know you tweeted it because you wanted big men at your door

@Varrbariouss

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@imademiboy

Жыл бұрын

Who wouldn't tho?

@revilno

Жыл бұрын

@@imademiboy true dap me up

@deligeorgieva8535

Жыл бұрын

Who would blame him

@thepugchugzchannel4511

Жыл бұрын

@@Varrbariouss had to do a do a double take on your pfp.. thought there was a.... "Cuddle demon".... In it.. God forgive me for what I've seen

Schlatt: Holy shit! You hear this!? *starts to jam out* Vod viewers: No, we don’t hear it

@Luciengaming99

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@rianwinters3417

Жыл бұрын

Imagine.

@rianwinters3417

Жыл бұрын

Couldnt be me

@rockycandy24

4 ай бұрын

Honestly

Timestamps for myself and anyone else 2:24 jack manifold 8:55 prerecorded stream and some funny tts 15:35 killer queen 17:46 9/11 part 1 20:31 9/11, the sequel 35:06 poor guy finds out from stream 38:07 “it’s not a plane this time”

@CatLoverCan

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for timestamp fam

@RustedShovelProductions

11 ай бұрын

Thanks

@chickennugget2261

10 ай бұрын

47:50 "its always the drunk crashers" *immediately crashes*

@Krosstheroad

10 ай бұрын

9/11 the sequel 😭 BRO

'99, then '01, and now '22. I'm coming for you 'Schlatt', just like how you came for the queen.

@somewhatstraight

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@mitsuku_i1583

Жыл бұрын

Wonder who his next victim will be

@undersandpaper8541

Жыл бұрын

@@langschwerts where '21🗿

@absolute2108

Жыл бұрын

Cant forget april 9th

@bipolingdaco1607

Жыл бұрын

Coming 😏

so glad I was here for this, the planes added such such great atmosphere

@GemGirl2009

Жыл бұрын

💀

@velian6289

Жыл бұрын

thats what my grandma said

@kazoo4rent

Жыл бұрын

This Sunday, everyone!

@voidthesupermassiveblackhole

Жыл бұрын

The towers would say the same!

@sandmountainsam9287

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

1:10:00 or so, you can tell Schlatts really startin to feel it lol. Startin to throw out the "ya'knows" and everything. Best drunk driving stream yet!

@Wired_User

Жыл бұрын

“Can I be hhonesht with you guys? ……That’s crazy, I forgot what I was gonna say.” Yep he’s slurring

@whatbroicanhave50character35

Жыл бұрын

@@Wired_User Shit was like a mirror bro. I used to drink a lot more than I probably should and when I still had friends I'd do that a lot. Start off by making sure everybody knew exactly how profound what I was about to say is, then id immediately forget what I was going to say. Spend 5 minutes trying to remember, then say "fuck it, if it was that important i wouldnt have forgotten." and make another drink.

@Wired_User

Жыл бұрын

@@whatbroicanhave50character35 feck man, are you okay?

@whatbroicanhave50character35

Жыл бұрын

@@Wired_User Better than I used to be brother, still a long way to go. Thank you for asking. I hope you're having a wonderful day.

@panangramgepearanan3974

Жыл бұрын

This stream was way too relaxing to be interfered with “I did not kill the queen,” every 2 minutes. I actually thought this was an amazing stream.

“God is there anyone capable of creating the best thumbnail ever??” Ohridella: “Perhaps *I* could be of some assistance!”

@JimmyMcGillProductions

Жыл бұрын

i admire how schlatt keeps firing at the british from a distance

@willc3421

Жыл бұрын

@@JimmyMcGillProductions looks like he fired at one particular Brit from quite a short distance

schlatt drinks to "forget" but he always "remembers"

@MadMaximo

5 ай бұрын

He never forgets

This stream was amazing live because of all the copyrighted music. Vod watchers are missing out! It took Schlatt a full 30 seconds to realise that another one bites the dust was playing!

@Shinoda-Productions

Жыл бұрын

The queen music made the stream alot funnier yesterday. The vod watchers 100% missed out

@pancake-zw2qc

Жыл бұрын

bruhh

@oceans3579

Жыл бұрын

Some of us have jobs lmao

@d3fu1t

Жыл бұрын

I tried to watch but 40 unskipable ads ain't for me

@Shinoda-Productions

Жыл бұрын

@@d3fu1t I feel you

The funniest thing is as an Arizonan, the planes on the highway are perfectly reasonable cause of the amount of private airports around the highways for the small aircraft and its not too far off for them to miss and land on the freeways instead. But the fact that he got hit back to back with the jokes made me bust a gut laugh mid-work meeting in skype.

My entire last class yesterday was joking about the queen We played God Save The Queen on full volume and some mfer pipes up "god didn't save the queen this time"

@ScaleModel_Creations

Жыл бұрын

god took the queen

@LizordSword

Жыл бұрын

@@ScaleModel_Creations the facist regime

@golden-not

Жыл бұрын

if you all were joking about here and playing that song and shit how is that one person a mfer

@rowbotia

Жыл бұрын

@@golden-not mfer in a positive connotation

Watched this live and have never laughed so loud in my entire life. Thank you Schlatt for making a shitty day much better.

@Hey_Jamie

Жыл бұрын

Did you stay long enough to hear my TTS of Chills saying ‘hi Daddy’ lol

@hannahm753

Жыл бұрын

@@Hey_Jamie I did!! His reaction was PERFECT. thank you for doing that 😂🤌

I think I adore Schlatts day drinking because he stays inside and hurts nobody, unlike Minx

@maryelizabethp

11 ай бұрын

😭

@billylongdick3192

9 ай бұрын

What did minx do

@Poocas

6 ай бұрын

could i get an explanation please im mad confused

@alexandrarivera7957

6 ай бұрын

@@Poocasoh bro you don’t know about the minx situation, I hear that she doing better but QTCinderella explained her side if you want to search it up.

@Poocas

6 ай бұрын

@@alexandrarivera7957 ight thank you homie

"Schlatt" completed his "mission" in UK and came back safely happy to have you back in US Big Guy.

First it was '99 now it's '22, this man is the next Zodiac killer

@Hey_Jamie

Жыл бұрын

I think you maybe confused to what a circle is

@Spitfire__1944

Жыл бұрын

@@Hey_Jamie yes, please show me

Schlatt: commits crimes in ‘99 Schlatt in ‘22: I can do terrible things 23 years later.

No matter how much “schatt” attempts to draw our attention away, he will never be able to fully erase the knowledge of what happened in ‘99 in our minds.

@canufen7350

Жыл бұрын

I know right, this is all just a pre-recorded red herring.

Also “Birthday is in 2 days” would be a great way to celebrate after completing such a shocking and eyes of the world looking upon what you’ve done! Long live The Queen!

Adding this to my "make drinking alone feel less lonely" playlist.

@rowen616

Жыл бұрын

Make the Playlist public

@crimecentral8480

Жыл бұрын

Do it, we need this

Sweat telling us all what drink he's on reminds me of a school teacher telling us what page we're on

@ArturoLopez-mf3pw

Жыл бұрын

sweat

@subsonicslime

Жыл бұрын

@@ArturoLopez-mf3pw I can't english

@Hey_Jamie

Жыл бұрын

Bahaha sweat is a good one

You can tell he is serious due to him drinking clear

Jcshlatt is the kind of man to see the queen dead in the eyes and say ‘is anyone going to eat that’ Rip the queen let the Pope RISE

@Nick-kh5xs

Жыл бұрын

Tf does the pope have to do with this

@xtexaschainsawx

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@Obama_.

Жыл бұрын

@@Nick-kh5xs he loves him thats why

@meepbeep7928

Жыл бұрын

HELP

@Keke_Poutri

Жыл бұрын

@@Nick-kh5xs Schlatt does the Pope's biddings and the Pope told Schlatt to kill the Queen.

Schlatt: surprised that the U.K. Has good dental care George and Wilbur with near-perfect teeth: (Also, not only is Schlatt’s birthday sandwiched between the queen’s death and 9/11, but also the day that Sans became the #1 Tumblr _man)

20:45 that's the weasel timeline. The planes missed both of the towers

JsclkilledtheQueen: "You guys see this, I drive perfectly while I'm drunk" Also him: *IMMEDIENTLY CRASHES* Yes, "Schlatt" we saw that.

19:39 man i wish i was there live because everybody wants to rule the world is my favorite song, hopefully chat and schlatt had a good time listening to it

I love that at some point he wasn’t just drunk driving. He was checking Twitter while drunk driving.

“I don’t like who I become when I’m violent!” Yeah neither did the queen

Dude his chat being out of pocket is an understatement, they out of the damn kingdom

@rianwinters3417

Жыл бұрын

Just like the queen

It may have took 70 years but you finally did it ! Btw my dads a pro truck driver he was so upset when he saw me taking notes of schlatt :)

schlatt ty for this stream, it means so much to me as a member of the drunk driving fandom

"Schlatt" clearly didn't do it because he died like two weeks ago when he was killed by a drunk driver He was also definitely the drunk driver

Best VODs channel on youtube by far

@capybara9802

Жыл бұрын

Whenever it’s not react content at least

I literally went to the 9/11 memorial for my fit check, if he doesn’t react to them I’m going to be more upset than the people who jumped out the windows

@mattiswhack3510

Жыл бұрын

we need to know where you posted this immediately

@threeleafclover3222

Жыл бұрын

@@mattiswhack3510 okay I tried to post it on Reddit, but I think it’s still under moderation review since it was a newly made account. I submitted it also through the Google form

@threeleafclover3222

Жыл бұрын

@@mattiswhack3510 it was approved, posted under username gurgrat

@threeleafclover3222

Жыл бұрын

@@mattiswhack3510 If you can’t find the account from searching I’ve got a “top post this week” on the chuckle sandwich subreddit so if you go there you could find my account. It was fanart of schlatt driving recklessly should be near the top of this week

@threeleafclover3222

Жыл бұрын

@@mattiswhack3510 I doubt it would make it in the stream if he does ever do the fit check stream since I doubt schlatt wants to encourage people to actually do shit that would disrupt a place of mourning and I almost said it was a little too far but when we got there is was so touristy and people were already taking selfies and shit by what is basically a mass grave so I felt like we weren’t doing anything much more disrespectful and they also sell 9/11 merch???? At the memorial??? You can buy a fucking twin towers shirt, which honestly I find more offensive so whatever. Fun day trip, would recommend.

I don't usually watch VODs, but this one is so funny that I always play this one in the background to start my night off right

Schatt trying to convince us he didn’t k¡ll the Queen is the most funniest thing ever 😭😭😭

Nice to see another ATS stream!

Some more truck driving simulator, it’s been so long! I’m glad he listened to queen, in memory

@grimrapper5202

Жыл бұрын

Like he said, let's jamin' with the Queen

@revilno

6 ай бұрын

@@grimrapper5202He was listening to the BeeGee’s, so for the British, it was quite a “tragedy” that she was not “stayin alive”

Great VOD Big Guy! Seeing it live with the music that "coincidentally" was playing had me laughing so bad! Love the driving streams

Happy birthday jahlat

Hope you have a good birthday tomorrow big guy, and thanks as always for the streams.

Schlatt the Queen really gave her the 1999 experience

no way i missed this stream. I just bought trucker sim on steam and binged both of the vods. Some of the most entertaining stuff ive seen in a LONGGG time.

Loving the lofi playlist :P Idk if you'll read this but your goofiness inspired me to pick this game up! Really enjoying it so far. Thanks for the goofy VOD!!!

This was perhaps the best vod i've ever seen. Wish at some point i could have joined the stream to make a tts toast to the queen saying; "Lizzie, this one's for the memory of you. I'm sorry to see that your life had to be taken at such a young age by this violent gay man. Lol (lots of love) to your friends & family."

all of the tts messages going rapid fire and overlapping each other is such a weirdly accurate schizophrenia simulation

Love looking back on good memories, Schlinky drinking after a week of hard work

watching this while crunching a photography final, the crazy ass events on the road are really pushing me forward.

“Schlatt” makes me feel great about being a drunk driver, also I would like to get in a 1v1 with any other drunk drivers.

I mean it’s kind of nice to have even Americans like schlatt to respect the death of the likes of the Queen

@Daveeeeeeyhowyoudoing

Жыл бұрын

You mean "Schlatt?

@blackdude4298

Жыл бұрын

*”Schlatt”

Thanks for your service

So nice to re-watch some "Jschlatt" videos "he" will be missed R.I.P...

This feels like one of those scenarios when the other rival doesn’t know how to cope losing his rival

Sure Schlatt, we totally believe you

@Daveeeeeeyhowyoudoing

Жыл бұрын

"Schlatt" I swear kids here are stupid

Coming back to this blessing posted on my birthday. Nearing the 1 year anniversary

Im a newer fan but have been watching clips for months. And he gained respect because I drink the way he does in this vid. From the bottle and usually if I drink anything later it’s water 👌🏽 the disgust adds flavor

Must have taken a lot of effort for "Schlatt" to recreate his entire office in London

dude we need someone to upload the actual VOD footage with the actual musics they are bangers

Today's Friday I may buy a drink in her legacy and sit back for a day. She brought alot of tough times to a stop and hope the next the new king can bring the same energy

"Happy" birthday schott the Queen

"Jschlatts" entire channel is a running "joke" at this point, but I'm here for it

I love how "Schlatt" did his job so well everybody thinks "she's" dead of her sickness

“John Mulaney” walked so that “Jschlatt” could run

Happy Birthday, Schlatt! 🎉

It was 1999 when the infamous ”Schlatt” committed those heinous crimes, and after 23 years, he has struck again

The green screen he has in his London flat is a great cover-up for people to assume he's in Texas.

watching this stream for company while getting drunk alone hope everyone is having fun !!!

Thank you for doing what we couldn’t!!!

Someone needs to give the Queen the revive book

Don't worry shlatt we " belive " you

NOT THE THUMBNAIL😂😂😂

happy birthday "schlatt"

First '99 now '22. Schlatt strikes once again

@TheHarrisontemple

Жыл бұрын

I still can't believe he collapsed the entirety of balmoral castle

@maryelizabethp

11 ай бұрын

don’t forget 2001

I reckon "Jschlatt" is gonna go for Biden on February 12th 2024.

@Dariel-Trinidad

7 ай бұрын

It's very likely

@gremezahk1

12 күн бұрын

Well...

@yourfriendlyneighborhooddemon

11 күн бұрын

Huh, I guess he didn't.

Schlatroham lincon is just a cosmic magnet for natural funny moments.

i wanna catch one of these streams live and actually listen to the oldies. hope he comes back soon

He has to drink to forget that someone got the achievement first

I was getting ready for work while watching this, and THIS WAS HOW I FOUND OUT ABOUT THE QUEEN.

love ya content man

YESSSSSS This is what I’ve been waiting for!!!!!!!!

I love playing American truck simulator. Especially while watching jschlatt play it.

@expertarcher8542

Жыл бұрын

“Schlatt”

@unquestionableexistance8704

Жыл бұрын

@@expertarcher8542 "Schatl"

@expertarcher8542

Жыл бұрын

@@unquestionableexistance8704 tchlast

1999 (Downtown in Chicago) ✅ 9/11 ✅ Queen Elizabeth's Death ✅ What's your next move Schladdy Daddy?

Idk why I love watching him do this but here we are. 😂 The whole whiskey/truck/music combo just screams American and I’m here for it.

Happy bday schlatt

You can’t convince me this wasn’t cause of you Schlatt Not after the things that happend in 1999

@realseal_6252

Жыл бұрын

You mean "Schlatt"

We talk about "schlatts" crime in '99 but let's never forget what "schlatt" did in '22

Happy birthday schlatt

Schlambidle never fails to make me fall of my chair laughing. Keep up the hilarious work Schlumberger