The 1st presentation legit was the ultimate starting presentation

@xvor_tex8577

2 жыл бұрын

it was definitely one of the presentations ever.

@cjl7045

2 жыл бұрын

was definelty a presentation

@ineedpie683

2 жыл бұрын

@@xvor_tex8577 I totally agree. Was definitely one of the ever presentations

@Florida_boy

2 жыл бұрын

anyone got a link to just that one?

@mrcrazy6265

2 жыл бұрын

👨‍⚕️

I like how unlike other vod channels “schlatt” actually takes the time out of his day to edit the footage even if it’s just a little bit to get right into the content

@aron1089

2 жыл бұрын

KZreadr editing their own videos? That’s a good one

@TropicDaKid

2 жыл бұрын

Edit the footage, just like the security footage of "schlatt" killing a man in 1999.

@AzureVoltic

2 жыл бұрын

@@TropicDaKid That was no man...

@troyscribner4342

2 жыл бұрын

@SA-X if you knew what they were actually paid… Edit: Jesus people i knew it was a joke. Sorry my comment didn’t directly say i knew it was a joke and expected people to not throw a fit because they added there own context to it.

@kingofsludge7262

2 жыл бұрын

“Schlort” really does deserve some recognition for all he does

Being in the 5% of Jschlatts female viewers makes me happy that there was a presentation about another female schlatt viewer

@blueh4t880

Жыл бұрын

Wait there's more than 2%?

@zab6124

Жыл бұрын

why?

@S0ULS_

Жыл бұрын

@@blueh4t880 man idk i just made up the 5% Because theres almost no female viewers

@S0ULS_

Жыл бұрын

@@zab6124 because theres almost no girls and i see them rarely- But i guess thats special idk

@blueh4t880

Жыл бұрын

@@S0ULS_ lmao it feels like it sometimes

the kid who made the telebrush is a comedic genius and a conventional genius at the same time

@Yezumi

Жыл бұрын

the telebrush helped me tou- to keep in touch with my friends

Schlatt will never have rest from the terror of his fanbase

@funny1.510

2 жыл бұрын

He will never rest from another type of terror that occured on semptember 11th

@crypticshadows

2 жыл бұрын

And I will never rest after what “schlatt” did to me on that fateful fall day in 1999

@Zero_XTZ5

2 жыл бұрын

This is his fault

@jesstheawfullyhideousmess4922

2 жыл бұрын

@Crypticshadøws neither will those poor orphans

@FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist

2 жыл бұрын

@@crypticshadows You. You hold the answers the world is not ready for.

Schlatt just can’t get away from us, can he?

@non-existing8722

2 жыл бұрын

He can't and never will

@glassofwater281

2 жыл бұрын

Someone's gonna come along and go "sChLaTt"

@heheheeh2781

2 жыл бұрын

@@glassofwater281 “Schlatt” just can’t get away from “us”, can he? You can laugh now.

@glassofwater281

2 жыл бұрын

@@heheheeh2781 hahahahaha you did the exact thing I was talking about I'm laughing from funny

@drizzy8202

2 жыл бұрын

*schlanket

I love the recurring characters in these streams. Sauce drawer guy, deer head guy, the tv cosplayer, etc.

@6thKazekage3647

Жыл бұрын

*fountain noises*

@unluckyval

4 ай бұрын

@@6thKazekage3647 *balls*

@Souleater787

2 ай бұрын

Cake factory

@teganeva

2 ай бұрын

and the really cool thing guy!

@clairvoyant-

2 ай бұрын

a very cool thing

The telebrush presentation is exactly how me and my friends would make projects in class and we would not stop laughing

dementia guy was so funny, probably the most I've laughed in 5 years.

@GreaseGrab

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you, I appreciate it

@vergilbaberuthofbaseball5983

2 жыл бұрын

@@yummowickersham7746 i forgor 💀

@SwizzleDrizzl

2 жыл бұрын

Who?

@seilorks6610

2 жыл бұрын

What's even better is the background music is from a playlist by a person called the caretaker that simulates what the mind goes through during dementia through song

@dairycream5

2 жыл бұрын

I don't remember that one

TIMESTAMPS 1:27 Doors vs Wheels 4:30 The Telebrush 9:30 New York City Crime Rates 13:20 How to Fix Everything (feat. Joe Biden) 16:41 “I don’t want to listen to you” 16:53 How to fix your 3DS (RIP Boner) 19:40 Wawa is better than Sheetz 21:14 Why Men are better than Women 22:58 Why Fridge? 24:19 Cryptids Rated from Least to Most Smashable 25:47 How to Create a Folder 28:23 My Very Cool Thing 30:01 Airsoft Gun 30:54 The Return of the Deer Man 32:22 The Bakery 34:39 Why I Invested in Burger Plane (feat. Weezer) 36:21 Pyrocynical 37:23 Why Schlatt should give me free Youtooz 39:53 Put the Cocaine Back in Energy Drinks (English Dub) 43:13 How to Survive the Rocky Mountains (Oral Presentation) 48:29 Why Passport.mid is the best Midi to come with Windows 50:35 Criminology 69 53:37 My name is funnimic 53:50 Dementia 55:35 The Catboys of the Dream SMP 57:07 My Sauce Collection 59:37 Bugsnax rated by how much I want to eat them 1:00:47 Top 10 Successful Communist Countries 1:01:33 The Blue secret formula 1:03:01 Why we should rebuild the Twin Towers 1:04:10 Judgement 1:06:08 Pay us for Pride Month 1:09:21 How to beat the allegations 1:11:19 Why you should buy Gamersupps 1:13:01 Why 9/11 is bad (feat. The Angry Birds) 1:13:55 Stuff I Made 1:16:30 Introduction Presentation 1:18:22 Sauceman Donation 1:19:33 Rating Places I’ve Cried 1:23:29 What My Ex’s would do to the Rams Slippers 1:25:53 Garfield Merch (feat. Garfield) 1:28:52 Who is the best Star Wars character? By XQC 1:31:05 Why I Hate My Cat 1:33:45 Jambo Mow 1:35:49 Why Schlatt is the Best Streamer 1:39:40 Schlatt has an existential meltdown 1:41:35 The Outdoors 1:42:57 Sauce 1:45:44 New Jersey Isn’t that bad (lie) 1:46:01 How Pussy Memes are Funny (feat. Weezer) 1:47:10 Return to New Jersey 1:52:18 How to Make a Hit Song 1:53:28 Why Schlatt fans are all mentally unstable 1:54:29 Why Cars are better than Bikes 1:56:31 People that can beat Schlatt in a fight 1:56:57 Return of the Schlanket 1:58:12 My Pets 2:01:28 Why airline Wifi is not expensive (feat. Weezer) 2:03:49 Introduction to the Furry Fandom 2:04:00 Is Megatron a “baddie” 2:05:44 Introduction to the Furry Fandom (again) 2:07:04 Beef Milk 2:08:52 What it’s like dating a Dream Stan 2:10:28 Return of the Water Fountain 2:11:44 How to Succesfully Stream Snipe 2:14:17 People Who Have Died From a Coconut 2:16:16 Using Math to find out when your Dad will come home 2:17:56 Chops vs No Chops 2:19:33 What happened to Tower 7 2:19:38 Best Lawnmower 2:21:29 Why JSchlatt is Epic Gamer 2:22:46 Joe Byron 2:24:34 How I Became a Furry 2:26:10 Just Saying 2:28:20 The Bubonic Plague 2:28:41 I posted on the Schlatt subreddit as a female 2:31:06 Fed-Ed 2:33:35 Women Suck 2:35:04 Jambo is a cold hearted killer 2:37:56 Why my parents don’t love me 2:38:25 The point of The Mask (feat. Ted Cruz) 2:41:05 Batman and Robin is the best Batman movie 2:45:22 Why Plane Wifi should not be free 2:47:29 In defense of back facing toilet paper 2:49:50 Why Schlatt should go back to streaming RCT2 2:53:01 Top Ten Hottest Mascots 2:54:52 Why I’m Awesome 2:58:45 Why I would smash Goofy 2:58:59 Twitter Bad 3:01:17 ITS FREE 3:02:51 Sex Appeal of Apple Products 3:06:57 Plagiarism 3:10:45 How I get ready in the morning 3:12:34 Why you should smoke Opium 3:12:40 How to make muffins 3:13:00 Why you should own a race car 3:13:45 Why the fog ISNT coming 3:15:53 The Earth is a flat disk 3:18:07 Possums are not pets 3:19:49 When Yellowstone will erupt 3:21:17 The equation of stealing things that are free 3:23:48 MORBIUS 3:25:22 Worst things I have done 3:30:48 Worst things I have done part 2 3:32:48 Alcohol

@gumsgang1216

2 жыл бұрын

There are a staggering number of 9/11 based jokes within this stream btw

@Onzzekthesaraphim

2 жыл бұрын

thanks for taking the time to make this man!

@Silacide

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you King

@jacksticka842

2 жыл бұрын

These read like SCPs

@-Len.

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you!!

Any 2027ers here

Can’t believe such a qualified professor could get the location of The Case of 1999 wrong, any qualified Schlatt historian would know off the top of their head that it took place in Enumclaw, WA, obviously.

@qwertyuiop8795

Ай бұрын

West Assachusetts

Schlittorus needs to understand that simply telling us to stop uploading weezer will only make the masses perform the action more

@gargtaggfut8573

2 жыл бұрын

fucking WHAT?

@crossbones1960

2 жыл бұрын

schlittorus ☠️

@EakiTurtle

2 жыл бұрын

schlussy :sobbing emoji:

@castafiorept7309

2 жыл бұрын

And unlike stealing public and private property, uploading WEEZER is completely legal

@waldornprime5567

2 жыл бұрын

@EakiTurtle Schlaggina

This is crazy I loved the part where Schlatt reacts to your awful presentations.

@lululegende1407

2 жыл бұрын

my favourite vas the AWFUL presentation

@piggywiggy5636

2 жыл бұрын

I loved the one video where he posted one of his stream vods

@themandarin9493

2 жыл бұрын

​@@lululegende1407 No, him reacting is better

@carlamuffin

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@bagman123ABC

2 жыл бұрын

nah that part was just kinda crap but when Schlatt reacts to your awful presentations that was the best part

"Why my dementia hasn't affected me as a person" was definitely my favorite.

It was so funny watching Jschlatt actually listening intently and how he was fascinated by it.. I LOVE IT

1:31:06 if anyone is wondering pepper Potts is still alive and well, keep praying. But thanks for viewing my presentation that I made awfully through iMovie in 20 mins.

@CiphersVII

2 жыл бұрын

oh my god it’s female 20 midwest 5” 5’ 127 lbs

@whitehownkey4460

2 жыл бұрын

Put your cat in a ball it'll be fine then

@Wired_User

2 жыл бұрын

Nooooo, she’s dead???

@t14g04

2 жыл бұрын

#ripbozo

@Mackenzie-wr4pz

2 жыл бұрын

@@CiphersVII if you want to get technical

I genuinely think Schlatt has one of the better relationships with his fanbase. These ongoing jokes that go really far back. So much lore you have to know on some of them.

@leokallas7596

Жыл бұрын

yeah, if you call stealing signs and traffic cones "better."

@juandirection3751

Жыл бұрын

@@leokallas7596 or teaching how to make actual narcotics

@leokallas7596

Жыл бұрын

@@juandirection3751 yeah

@thighgraine

Жыл бұрын

@@leokallas7596 absolutely is, and it's not stealing, it's free!

@laneschmidt1157

Жыл бұрын

ITS FREEEEE

I honestly hate myself right now- I’m binge watching your videos instead of sleeping despite having to go to a museum in the morning

i love the deer guy in the video that was the best one

@Blooperdooper1234

7 ай бұрын

Facts muffin facts

@toppy6744

7 ай бұрын

Who are you bro ☠

2:55:57 “There I am, Gary! There I am!” I’m glad you enjoyed the presentation, thanks for the kind words!

@Ved_lol

2 жыл бұрын

that was the best one in my opinion, good job!

@em4six348

2 жыл бұрын

are you being held hostage?

@JK-wc5yo

2 жыл бұрын

You have convinced me you are amazing and should not be bullied.

@TeaCat656

2 жыл бұрын

@@em4six348 No :)

@LunaMinuna

2 жыл бұрын

You did absolutely amazing

Haha Bro the telebrush kid is going places, that dude has a future in some type of comedy, hopefully he’ll be on a KZread channel or maybe even on live stage someday soon.

@prometheusRDS

2 жыл бұрын

You might be asking: Wait isnt this illegal? Yes.

@demetrian7856

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that kid knows how to fake* nervousness! Or, maybe it was real, and they just used it to their advantage? Either way, good soup.

@ellieelza

2 жыл бұрын

he actually has a channel, its called jjhassy

@jermarat

2 жыл бұрын

was it just me or did that kid sound like a girl?

@demetrian7856

2 жыл бұрын

@@jermarat Does it matter what they sound like?

I love the part where “Schlatt” ranked the presentations. Definitely the most stream in a while

I keep coming back to this VOD and yet the Sauce one is still one of my favorites I wonder if that guy ever got his world record

2:01:31 that’s me! Glad I could WEEZER Schlatt, even if it was in the most complicated way possible :)

@Undkor

2 жыл бұрын

You absolutely killed it!

@enzoarweq4525

2 жыл бұрын

yo! great presentation!

@lennyternil336

2 жыл бұрын

WWWWWWWWWWWEEZER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@ZombieSazza

2 жыл бұрын

Absolute legend

@Bean-tp7bw

2 жыл бұрын

Incredible work

I love how schlatt even looks like he hates these streams

@TaborlinTheGreat

2 жыл бұрын

But not gonna lie, this format is too good to just drop off. I would be suprised if he is not making big bucks from these.

@Scopop08

2 жыл бұрын

@@TaborlinTheGreat oh yeah, he's definitely raking in the stacks from these, i would do the exact same if i were him but from a viewers perspective it's getting a bit repetitive

@enzoarweq4525

2 жыл бұрын

@@Scopop08 at least he does try to make it unique, like its react content but with his own twist

Any 2026rs here

@fuzzyclaws5379

Ай бұрын

Damn I'm 2000bc

@AidenSmith017

Ай бұрын

I just invented the wheel 🤯

@NitttNattt

Ай бұрын

Whats a 2?

You know someone's going places when they try to make an emp but end up making a taser.

Shlatt if you were wondering, at 1:59:41 she said это моя презентация на мое животное this is my presentation on my animal

@nodsyeah

2 жыл бұрын

that is true. i did in fact say that

@hermit3129

2 жыл бұрын

@@nodsyeah aye your presentation was one of my favorites :]

@loscampesinos_enjoyer

2 жыл бұрын

yeah and she worded it poorly, itd be correct to say о моих животных, which is about my animals. we dont really say "on smt" when talking about a topic ^^

@yozora6636

2 жыл бұрын

@@nodsyeah yo it's the legend

@syphiliseater

2 жыл бұрын

@@nodsyeah я очень рад что ты решила запостить свою презентацию на канале человека "шлатт" она и правда была увлекательной.

I mean, I'm sure he's just playing it up for laughs, but a small part of me is starting to think that jshlatt may have legitimately forgotten that he told people to include that picture of the two black men kissing into their submissions.

any 2024ers here

@marriach.

2 ай бұрын

no

@marriach.

2 ай бұрын

im sorry that was rude yes hello

@noirtheret7928

2 ай бұрын

No, 2025.

@Cyclo_Shock

2 ай бұрын

No im from 6273

@I_want_a_hug

2 ай бұрын

No year 22

Loved this stream

This video couldn’t have started w/ a better presentation. A genuine argument that just crashed & burned

@Stolashunter

2 жыл бұрын

you know what else crashed and burned

@adepressedcupcake

Жыл бұрын

@@Stolashunter your moms happiness after you were born?

@death1980

Жыл бұрын

@@Stolashunter the Hindenburg

@markstadix

Жыл бұрын

@@Stolashunter MY MOM!!!

@ihavenoideaYouTube

Жыл бұрын

@@Stolashunter June Seventh, 2023 will

Love these vods Schlatt. You simultaneously create long form content that's pretty good, and after you edit it down you create short bursts of super high quality content thats really good, so that all types of fans have there preferred content. Amazing idea.

@enzoarweq4525

2 жыл бұрын

5Head

@themandarin9493

2 жыл бұрын

I always watch both so yes I agree xD

I watched the edited first so I’m excited to watch the full stream while shiny hunting

i cant wait for the next one schlerpt

3:06:55 I really enjoyed the reaction JSchlatt. Thanks for watching my presentation!

@hloak4736

2 жыл бұрын

A really well done edit

@poyuma9350

2 жыл бұрын

1 of 4 presentations I actually enjoyed was yours, good work

@lofurvina312

2 жыл бұрын

nice work 👍👍

@okaywhat22

2 жыл бұрын

this was one of my favorite ones from the stream! excellent job!

@willc3421

2 жыл бұрын

you killed it man!

Okay, but that first one genuinely had me laughing so hard.

@meku747

2 жыл бұрын

does anyone know if the guy has a channel?

@jacobvyle800

2 жыл бұрын

@@meku747 kzread.info/dron/yFsM31rX3HC3_0R-755pXg.html

@stuffedbrains

2 жыл бұрын

@@meku747 I don’t know. All I know is what happened on September 11th, 2001.

@mattlawler2250

2 жыл бұрын

@@meku747 kzread.info/dron/G9Z2tm9WbRQmiZlNhgQe9g.html

Idk if this will help anyone but, (edit) i just saw that someone else did this and i wasted 40 minutes doing this 0:00 Intro 1:27 Ultimate Starting Presentation 5:04 Telebrush 9:29 NYC Crimes (Big Man related) 13:19 Chicago Presentation 16:54 3DS Presentation 19:39 Wawa > Sheetz Presentation 21:40 Why men are better Presentation 23:03 Why Fridge Presentation 24:23 Cryptids Smashability Presentation 26:03 How to create a Folder 28:27 His very cool thing he made presentation 30:12 Why airsoft guns dont hurt 31:00 Deer Hunter Presentation 32:21 OH MY GOD 34:52 $69 Burger Plane 36:25 Television Person 37:35 My dogs are cold 40:00 Australian man talking about cocaine in energy drinks 43:23 Skinwalkers 48:28 Passport mid is a BOP 50:35 The cold case of 1999 53:49 Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! Why my dementia hasnt affected me as a person! 56:24 Catboy gay stuff idk 57:07 Sauce collection 59:59 Bugsnax edibility Presentation 1:01:14 Top 10 successful communist countries 1:01:39 Blue secret formula 1:03:33 Why we should rebuild the twin towers 1:04:30 Jschlatts cousin from kentucky 1:06:16 Gay & Pay 1:09:49 ITS NOT REAL 1:11:26 Gamersups Presentation 1:13:13 Why 9/11 is bad 1:13:54 Scrap making warlord 1:16:34 Landon. 1:19:37 Places ive cried 1:23:50 What my ex's would do to the ram slippers 1:26:01 Garfield Presentation 1:29:04 Who is the best star wars characters 1:31:12 Why I hate my cat 1:35:48 Why Schlatt is the worst streamer! 1:41:44 Prince Phillip 1:42:58 Sauce Presentation 1:46:02 Why pussy memes are funny 1:47:27 New Jersey Presentation 1:52:31 How to make a hit song 1:53:28 Other Australian man 1:54:47 Why cars are better than bikes 1:56:36 Wassup guys, its Quandale Dingle here 1:57:07 Schlanket 1:58:14 My pets 2:01:38 Why airline wifi is not expensive 2:04:06 Is Megatron a baddie? 2:05:57 Introduction to the furry fandom 2:07:03 Schlatt ai 2:09:07 What its like dating a dream stan 2:10:29 Water fountain man 2:11:44 Stream sniping Presentation 2:14:21 People who have died from being hit by a coconut 2:16:22 Stolen joke 2:18:23 Chops vs No Chops 2:19:46 Cub Cadet LT1045 is the best lawnmower 2:21:34 Why Schlatt is epic 2:22:54 JOOOOEEE BIDEN 2:24:56 Jeremiah Cumberdale 2:26:23 RCT2 sux! 2:28:24 The bubonic plague 2:28:50 WOMAN 2:31:21 Fed Ex man 2:34:17 Women Suck 2:35:21 Jambo the serial killer 2:38:11 Why my parents dont love me 2:38:41 Why Dream's "Mask" is a masterpiece 2:41:16 Schlatthew 2:45:27 Why plane wifi should not be free 2:47:28 Back facing TP 2:49:53 RCT2 rox! 2:53:07 Top 10 hottest mascots 2:55:56 THE BEST ONE 2:58:49 Why I would smash goofy 2:58:58 Fruit Feud 3:01:19 Free stuff! 3:03:02 Sex appeal of iphones (?) 3:06:57 Plagarism 3:10:45 Morning routine Presentation 3:12:38 Why you should smoke opium 3:12:59 Cool racecar 3:13:49 THE FOG 3:15:56 Ice Ball 3:18:16 Why opposums are FILTHY 3:19:52 Yellowstone Eruption 3:21:31 Free stuff! 2 3:24:01 ITS MORBIN TIME 3:25:22 Wheatskins Presentation 3:30:53 Wheatskins 2 3:32:52 Nopeify Presentation

“Schlatt”, unlike other streamers, puts effort into editing “his” vods. amazing work, “Schlatt”, just like the amazing work you did in ‘99.

I did a pretty solid presentation; it was about the “what color is math” debate but it exceeded the time limit by 3 minutes. But tbh idk how you can make a legitimately good and entertaining presentation in 2 minutes 😭

@spooder1568

2 жыл бұрын

Math is blue

@bluewuppo

2 жыл бұрын

@@spooder1568 no it’s green

@spooder1568

2 жыл бұрын

@@bluewuppo prove it. Most calculators are either blue or black. Ever seen a green calculator? Didnt think so.

@exoticcats6119

2 жыл бұрын

Math is red

@megalotoxins2243

2 жыл бұрын

Math = Red

17:45 I own a DS and this presentation was actual damn useful

@themandarin9493

2 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHA

@user-cu2le8zn9s

2 жыл бұрын

I have a 3ds and it was also very useful for me

Chat doesn’t know what they were talking about the angry birds 9/11 joke was masterfully crafted

the knock on the door kept scaring me even though my computer is in the living room and i am nowhere near a door

Mans tried to make a literal fucking homemade EMP and "Schlatt" is wondering why he watches his videos as if this person isn't the exact type of person to watch him

@cedarlynn

2 жыл бұрын

As another person who has made a homemade EMP, I'm proud to be a fan of Schlut

@oldladmanmp4

2 жыл бұрын

Look man I gotta find a way to stop the parking tickets

@microfighterz

2 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised Schlatt gets surprised by his audience also being into retro tech/making tech shit in general when he has said he watches youtubers that are popular in that scene and has those interests.

39:26 translates to “I am coming for you Jschlatt, you better be careful about what you say” and then some more that just seems like gibberish

@aboal-fuad16yearsago55

2 жыл бұрын

The other half clearly says Bane Of Arthropods IV...?

The deer guy was clearly the best fr

man i really liked when schlatt ranked the presentations.

My favorite part about the 3DS presentation at 18:10 is that the info he's giving is true. I've fixed my old 3DS and that ribbon cable that goes through the 3DS' display hinge? It's a fucking PAIN IN THE ASS to fucking pull through... It hurts to do. I've done it with other people, in my house, and it became a fucking group-project puzzle to figure out. I even broke my first ribbon cable when replacing the entire screen. So the fact he was so happy about it, makes me question his sanity... Boner is a lunatic.

It is truly an honor to be the first person on “Schlatt’s” presentation stream, I cracked the case

@enzoarweq4525

2 жыл бұрын

👏

@timothee0069

8 ай бұрын

man i cant stop quoting " my voice sounds dead cuz I've been sucking too much dick" btw great presentation

8:48 look in the chat someone asked if the telebrush vibrates im dying😭

This is honestly one of the videos of all time IMO

I love these videos because it shows that no matter your race, sexuality or gender, as long as you watch jschlatt you're full insane.

I’m glad Schlatt has somehow managed to have his viewers give him content and it still manages to be entertaining. Truly a paragon in the KZread verse.

I’ve never laughed so much at one KZread video

the “how to fix everything” presentation would have been golden if his 10% battery percentage warning came

Schlatt can’t be called Mr Wonderful after what he did in 1999.

@calebwood8427

2 жыл бұрын

he was just following orders....

@youtubby-932

2 жыл бұрын

"Frag" rance man

@sleep6837

2 жыл бұрын

@@youtubby-932 shhh don't divulge sleeper agent code names

@jfings4487

2 жыл бұрын

" "*

Okay but like: - "Having deer season be all year long = no more poaching" was an underappreciated joke

who else falls asleep to this every single night and to this one specificly

i dont even like your content but every time i fall asleep with youtube open your vods are always playing

I gotta give some credit to these presenters. Playing the game Patently Stupid on Jackbox and making a good argument for an invention or presentation has proven to me that it is a LOT harder than you think.

I dialed that phone number at 2:11:13 and it came up with a super creepy voice that said “the area code or telephone number as dialed is not valid . Please check the area code and-“ and it cuts off. It’s genuinely creepy.

@zackattack32

Жыл бұрын

DUDE I JUST DID HOLY FUCK THATS FREAKY

12:53 I'm sorry but yall need to pause it here

I actually had a 2 hour discussion about the doors vs wheels topic with a friend involving many lists and definition references. the deciding factor was the fact that hinges are classified as made with "a wheel and an axel", so most doors require 1-2 wheels. it was a fun topic! 10/10 starting presentation

I’m slowly realising that the people who watch Schlatt are people who enjoy situational comedy and I love it.

i like how half the presentations inculde either feet, 9/11 or men, love the hivemind of the "jschlatt" community

@RealShrimpu

2 жыл бұрын

we got our priorities set straight

@KonstaPunk

Жыл бұрын

@@RealShrimpu not straight but true

@Flip11111

2 ай бұрын

@@RealShrimpustraight? Haha okay buddy. Wanna make love☺️?

It’s June 2024 and it still haven’t erupted.

my mom owns that Garfield phone The More You Know

It brings me a weird sense of joy whenever i see deer guy and his collection of deer heads

8:06 Ever since I bought the telebrush, I could finally touch my friends while brushing my hair!

I love the part. Where is Schlatt rates the presentations

I never knew how to make a folder now I do thank you schlatt

Thank you so much for this, “Schlatt”. You continue to make me “laugh” with all the great “content” you keep giving!

Nathan was absolutely amazing, that punchline was AMAZING

happy 2 year anniversary of this video coming out

this just came on as i was asleep, it is 3am and i was just awoken by the “how to beat the allegations” found footage ahhhh guy it scared the shit out of me

I love these user submitted react VODs, and I have to say this one's my favorite. The kind of Big Guy enjoyers that made it through onto this stream are clinically insane. 11/10

That first presentation was genuinely golden💀

I missed something fr

That first presentation was wayyyyyy too funny Omg 🤣 one of the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a YT video

nice vid Schlagg! My favorite part was when I was watching a Ted walked into my room and broke my kneecaps with a metal baseball bat, and laughed as he did it. Good old Ted!

@unknownplite

2 жыл бұрын

This happens to me all the time! What a fun guy.

This has to be the most enjoyable vod I’ve ever seen

this vod plays every single time i autoplay youtube i don't even know why

Time to finish the whole wheels doors argument, planet rings

the gaming microwave blows my mind. hope “schlatt” gets one

@oldladmanmp4

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

Great VOD :) Keep it up Big Man we love you

"we're on a tight schedule I got to get back home" proceeds to watch the presentations for 4 hours

A one year graduation of this video. When the times were good.

As much as I love the meme of people stealing things because they're free, you can get charged tens of thousands for stealing a stop sign, and if an accident occurs at the intersection where it was stolen, you are liable for the entire cost of the accident. Just some food for thought

1:35:49 I appreciate the comp Schlatt! Unfortunately I had to do you dirty like that...

@oriontigley5089

2 жыл бұрын

*I stole your presentation*

@majoritygamerp5518

2 жыл бұрын

@@oriontigley5089 for what reason!? Do tell…

@oriontigley5089

2 жыл бұрын

@@majoritygamerp5518 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The coconut presentation came on while I was sleeping, and woke me up at 3am, scaring the shit out of me because I thought it was some sort of paralysis demon at first💀

The first video about wheels and doors is still brilliant

“schlatt”’s relationship with Radiohead is something I desperately need to get to the bottom of.

@2o572

2 жыл бұрын

he has videos on his old channel in which he interprets radiohead songs. the only three on his channel that he got to were “Airbag,”“Paranoid Android” and “Subterranean Homesick Alien”

I love how he wasn't at all suspicious of Dr. College

I mean technically the end of the first presentation DID add on to the conversation. The planes, which have wheels and doors, were destroyed, and so were two skyscrapers and a lot of the Pentagon, which had a lot of doors and probably destroyed a lot of vehicles as well- wheels and doors. We'll never know how many doors and wheels were destroyed for sure, so we can never take them into account properly.

schlatt and his chat have witnessed so many crimes it should be a crime in itself

At 1:09:23 Jshlut brings up that we used to pay workers 5$ a day to work at an assembly line. However the standard wage at Ford, (the people who created the assembly line as we know it today) in 1913 (the year it was invented) was indeed 5$ a day HOWEVER, the standard wage before 1914 (when the assembly line got going) was *$2.34* per day. This means that with the introduction of the assembly line the average price of a worker doubled. Along with this the standard amount of time someone worked per day was 9 hours, Ford dropped this to 8 which is staggering since they got more money for less work per day. And lastly, if you account for inflation this means that Ford payed his workers $144.55 per day. The state with the highest paying minimum wage by July 2022 is Washington state at $16.08 which in an 8 hour work day equates to only $128.80 meaning that you are now payed LESS than those assembly line workers. So yeah, that’s all.

@mezmerizer0266

2 жыл бұрын

They were not working 8 hour days, try 13 hour days. This was before unions. They worked until the work was done for the day. They made a dollar, not 5.

@PointsofData

Жыл бұрын

They also had zero workers rights, safety precautions or job security so...

1:13:55 that’s me! It was awesome to get on the stream!

@grandre3464

2 жыл бұрын

I love you

the lawn mower is probably the only legitimate presentation in the whole stream

the queen died on september 8th 2022, when she was hit by a coconut