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@FridoBiggins Жыл бұрын
I love how schlatt's husband inserts himself every few videos to make schlatt blush
@biaxolotl5171
Жыл бұрын
i know right they're so cute together
@PiraGem
Жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@PeachDragon_
Жыл бұрын
@@PiraGem are you slow?
@PiraGem
Жыл бұрын
@@PeachDragon_ yes I indeed am
@PeachDragon_
Жыл бұрын
@@PiraGem fair enough. It's The weird guy who keeps appearing every couple of videos.
@tundrakitty10 ай бұрын
I’m glad that Schlatt’s husband decided to cheer Schlatt up by showing up 7 times in 3 hours- all just to make him blush too. What a sweet, loving gentleman of a partner.
@yeememm
6 ай бұрын
i feel like the drugs in candy thing is to get kids hooked on it so they come back for more.
@grumpguf
4 ай бұрын
blm
@Coltenozworld13
4 ай бұрын
Wha what
@_0-0-
4 ай бұрын
Schlatt should do more drunk driving vids I love the ones he made
@Fionapoland
3 ай бұрын
I know they are soo cute together ❤️
@emma_nutella58 Жыл бұрын
Respect for Schlatt for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job
@Concerned_Custodian
Жыл бұрын
Yeah the oil rig I'm trapped on is nothing compared to the day in the life of a small twitch streamer
@Hamza2_7272
Жыл бұрын
he actually has a 9-11 job
@MitzoSchizo
10 ай бұрын
@@Concerned_Custodian yeah neither is this concentration camp I'm guarding, they really work the hardest jobs ever
@Solar19620
Ай бұрын
@@Hamza2_72729/11 you mean? It varies sometimes.
@BurningPaperPlate6 ай бұрын
Schlatt eating is so entertaining. Mostly because he eats like a little raccoon but also because it’s oddly peaceful to watch him eat and cough like a sick cat.
@Wired_User
3 ай бұрын
What is this response 😂
@mary-qv1lz
3 ай бұрын
i need him to see this
@super-cloudy Жыл бұрын
Schlatt trying to read in Swedish and then roasting them was funny af 💀💀
@user-kn9gl9dt6l
Жыл бұрын
skinka killed me
@michaelm-b4610
Жыл бұрын
"Schlatt"
@deathmorphosis
Жыл бұрын
"Skurt" är en "jättebra" streamare
@sirsamiboi
Жыл бұрын
"Schlugg"
@nerdnerdnerd
Жыл бұрын
@@deathmorphosis ja, och han är sexig :)
@darthraiden8740 Жыл бұрын
I don't think I could have ranked those TikToks on my own, thank you Schlatt!
@--Zarcoo
Жыл бұрын
Ofc we gotta thank schlatt
@swole_al
Жыл бұрын
homie that aint schlatt, thats schlattVODS!
@saucepacket5108
Жыл бұрын
You mean "schlatt"
@judestinks
Жыл бұрын
You mean schlugg
@naohmaise
Жыл бұрын
you mean schlogg
@jogadorjnc5 ай бұрын
For the magician video at 3:52, the original guess is correct I once got in a massive argument on Reddit arguing that it couldn't be that and instead it had to be a sliding filter but after watching most of the video frame by frame I found a frame where you can see both sides of the filter simultaneously and it's clearly on opposite ends on each side The dude is just fucking amazing at hiding it
@paulb5329 Жыл бұрын
1:44:36 someone calling Schlatt’s KitKat a “SchlitSchlat” was so funny to me for no reason
@melikesmuffins6676 Жыл бұрын
I love how "schlatt" isn't afraid to wear a manbun even after what he did with it in 99. Truly inspirational
@shannelsmith185
Жыл бұрын
what did he do
@melikesmuffins6676
Жыл бұрын
@@shannelsmith185 the unspeakable
@VVEGA2940
Жыл бұрын
@@shannelsmith185 you don't wanna know
@MattressGuy
Жыл бұрын
@@shannelsmith185 trust us, it was BAD
@Unjustly_Confident
Жыл бұрын
Legally and illegally we are not allowed to say
@joeygatz982 Жыл бұрын
I don't think I've seen the chat angreier than when Schlatt just starts munching into those lifesavers
@timo-2046
Жыл бұрын
They got very angry at him eating the Kit-Kats throughout the stream too
@swiftruggerio5854
Жыл бұрын
Timestamp
@OofGP
Жыл бұрын
@@swiftruggerio5854 bro it's near the beginning of the video💀
@AdminAbuse
Жыл бұрын
"angreier*
@theguywhoasked925
Жыл бұрын
@@OofGP bro it’s a 2.5 hour video 💀
@ProbablyBacon Жыл бұрын
The awkward car love pun guy should do a tiktok specifically for schlatt, that would be hilarious, like “What if you were waiting at a red light… and I pulled up beside you… and we looked into each others eyes… and I said….. April 9th, 1999…”
@lonespartan1216 Жыл бұрын
I love how when he was chewing on his 2nd mint he had a visible life crisis thinking he is the weird one for a solid minute before he decided to ignore the comments and just oversell eating the mints (essentially doubling down even if he didn't want more then 2 mints), you could tell by how silent he was after the 2nd mint.
@laditude6310 Жыл бұрын
My favorite moment is when he ranked them. Truly a jschlattVODS experience
@hottrash7942 Жыл бұрын
Schlatt is the only youtuber that can keep me entertained for a whole 3 hour stream.
@yasuko3979
Жыл бұрын
fr
@Bunny_Crystal
Жыл бұрын
my god true
@karolispigaga8219
Жыл бұрын
Yeah he is the only one whos VOD i am watching.
@brianderx
Жыл бұрын
You clearly haven't watched PayMoneyWubby yet then
@Lunrbatzz
Жыл бұрын
@@brianderx dude wubby is so fucking funny
@robertbeato9278 Жыл бұрын
my favorite part of "Schlatt Ranks Your SATISFYING TikToks" was when he said "It's rankin' time" and then he ranked all over everyone
I love how “jschlattVODS” viewers are so much nicer that we don’t even try to insult the “live” viewers
@Metal_HeadsRHot
Жыл бұрын
FR, I saw in the live chat someone said "fuck you vod watchers" like- wtf did we do?! 🥲😭
@thatwaterriver3824
Жыл бұрын
isnt it usually the other way round 💀
@pimkinn
Жыл бұрын
@@thatwaterriver3824 no (don’t try to confirm that just trust me)
@pimkinn
Жыл бұрын
@@Metal_HeadsRHot exactly, like if it’s was our fault on 1999
@Metal_HeadsRHot
Жыл бұрын
@@pimkinn -The unspeakable act on 1999- 😶
@gumsgang1216 Жыл бұрын
TIMESTAMPS 0:17 Live VODwatcher reaction 1:33 Mannequin 2:45 Never trust the British 5:01 UFO Hypothetical (Car Man #1) 6:46 Be careful this Halloween 8:48 Bro Jiden jumpscare 8:57 Spin the Bottle 9:36 Schlatt stalling for 3 minutes 12:12 Can you lay on your stomach 12:45 Return of the Cake (Feat. Spooky Lights) 14:19 He’s Batman 15:10 Bro missed the reflexes update 15:34 He didn’t want it 16:12 Giving my dog salmon 17:04 This had me in tears 18:35 Worst video yet 19:20 No Homo 20:06 No Blue Raspberries (Feat. The Loathsome Mint Chewer) 24:59 Ankles broken, shirt tooken (Feat. More Spooky Lights) 26:58 Another 9/11 Meme 27:30 Thighs vs Fruits 28:18 800$ Dollar Gorilla 29:29 Normal Billiards Game 30:38 Gayschlatt (Car Man #2) 32:00 Average JSchlatt viewer 32:46 What type of food do you like? (Car Man #3) 34:05 I hope nobody saw this 34:21 It’s Bingo Time 35:15 Supercuts 36:19 Sleepshitting 37:09 Freddy 37:55 Schlatt laughing at vehicular manslaughter 39:03 At the scene of the crime 39:15 I bet I can make you smile (Car Man #4) 41:10 Watermelon Man 41:40 Trolling goes too far 42:31 Gym Hypothetical (Car Man #5) 44:05 Schlorgasm 44:38 Crushing Video 45:39 Crushing Video #2 47:40 Schlatt Intervention (Feat. The Accursed Kit Kat Cruncher) 49:59 Little Buddy 51:01 Hot Dogs 52:00 Dog gets hit by a train (real) 52:30 He clumsy asf fr 53:30 Biggest Domino Chain 55:13 Epic Minecraft Intro 56:38 Wario 57:08 Schlejaculation 57:55 Snake 58:30 Nose Jumpscare 59:47 Banana 1:00:10 NO BITE 1:00:28 Sandwich Speedrun 1:01:47 Goofy Ahh Cat 1:02:28 “We know” 1:02:54 Common Larry W 1:03:37 Don’t forget the ice 1:05:06 Shit your pants 1:06:14 Bro can’t afford to die in Cleveland 1:06:50 Bizarre thought patterns 1:07:47 What’s your favorite candy? (Car Man #6) 1:09:48 Discord Mods 1:10:34 Skinwalker Practice 1:13:17 A rivalry as old as time 1:14:00 Schlatt is amused by baby toy 1:14:42 Crushing Video #3 1:16:03 Joker (2019) 1:16:30 World's most wanted domestic terrorist 1:16:48 American Psycho 1:20:03 Capybara (No Meth) 1:21:19 Spicy gummy bear 1:22:21 Not a single friend in sight :( 1:23:12 Friends :) 1:23:58 Average night in New York 1:25:00 Schlatts Basement livestream 1:25:59 Meow 1:26:54 English pronunciation test 1:28:01 Herbert 1:28:54 Watches 1:30:22 I Love Vampires 1:32:06 Brent Petersonjumpscare 1:33:02 How my Indian cousin eats a hot dog 1:33:54 Dry Bones 1:34:35 He called Saul 1:36:56 Vegetarian Cat 1:37:35 Awesome contraption 1:38:38 Caught this fish last night 1:40:21 Titanic when they saw the iceberg 1:41:03 Beef Wellington 1:42:18 20,000 Calories 1:43:29 Peach Cobbler reaction 1:44:40 JSchlatt fans 1:45:44 Common Bear W (ITS FREE) 1:46:38 Nasty Patty (RIP DOOM) 1:48:04 Man reinvents wheel to cook a cactus 1:50:45 Smack Cam 1:51:22 Eating my dogs face 1:52:20 Car unlocked 1:53:12 Bigfoot 1:54:14 Toucan :) 1:55:25 Mizkif 1:56:18 Me if I was a deer 1:57:08 3:00 AM 1:57:34 Bro was acknowledging the situation 1:58:56 Brent Peterson for president 1:59:27 Free will 2:01:15 Sprinkles 2:02:44 You fine as wine (Car Man #7) 2:04:03 Bro was side eyeing me 2:05:24 English pronunciation test #2 2:06:34 Don’t Google Mr Hands 2:08:05 funny_theanimals 2:10:10 Charity 2:11:26 He likes to eat 2:12:42 Cat cam 2:13:20 Wtf type of animal 2:13:58 Ringtone man 2:14:42 Onions 2:15:35 Schlatt draws the line 2:16:14 Favorite lolis 2:17:02 High note 2:17:40 Meteor hits earth 2:18:24 Uncle breaks the awkward silence 2:19:15 French “people” 2:19:40 Wise Mystical Tree 2:20:05 Bro was hungry 2:21:38 He got the 2:21:52 He’s trying his best 2:22:38 It is his favorite activity 2:23:42 You could really use a massage 2:24:36 Always check your dogs feet 2:25:13 🐬🐬🐬 2:25:32 Schlatt berates the elderly 2:27:50 Most socially aware Harry Potter fan 2:28:59 He didn’t get it :( 2:29:23 Pudgy 2:30:01 La creatura 2:30:52 Minecraft Steve Conspiracy 2:31:20 Baby Hammerhead 2:31:32 Mr Breast 2:32:37 Crow :) 2:33:02 Slight miscalculation 2:33:26 Fake explosion 2:34:06 Nathaniel B 2:35:55 He should have stayed quiet 2:37:10 This evenings porn agenda 2:38:20 Driving before her 2:39:15 English pronunciation test #3 2:41:27 Testicle Butter Dog
@gumsgang1216
Жыл бұрын
I miss my wife
@helm2505
Жыл бұрын
RIP METALFACE DOOM
@flameguy3416
Жыл бұрын
So annoying
@MistahFox
Жыл бұрын
Oh you did return to timestamp the rest, well done!
@samkavanagh9165
Жыл бұрын
Get a hobby 💀
@pendomn5914 Жыл бұрын
Schlatt casually killing himself with mints just because he felt like it will never get old to me
@TheBeastlySort0210 ай бұрын
I liked it when "Sclatt" ranked our "TikToks" in a neat, orderly "fashion"
@artistick4820 Жыл бұрын
I had a nightmare that schlatt was going to change his thumbnail template for something new. Luckily it was all a bad dream
@cheddarsunchipsyes8144
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@benjaminketchup1741 Жыл бұрын
first part of timestamps 0:18- schlatt daily routine 1:33- mannequin 2:46- magician revealed 5:25- what would you do 6:50- halloween scare 8:57- spin the bottle 12:11- helicopter pee pee 13:22- dumpy 14:22- batman 15:14- reflexes on point 15:36- (ice) cream 16:14- dog likes salmon 17:26- kentucky derby ahh 18:35- human trash 19:20- breadstick love 20:06- no blue raspberry 24:59- juked 26:59- oops 27:29- thighs be strong 28:24- monke 29:29- idek wtf is happening 31:13- schlatt has an aneurysm 32:22- high schoolers 33:15- mexican? 34:05- the twister 34:31- bingo time 35:24- supercuts w 36:25- poopy 37:10- freddy 37:55- roleplay at its finest 39:04- not chris 39:38- flustered schlatt 41:14- watermelon 41:48- robbed 42:29- LMAOOO 44:06- aloe vera w 44:52- crush 45:43- crush 2 50:00- lil dude 51:09- weenie 52:05- WATCH YO JET 52:33- clumsy asf fr 53:30- gay schlatt 55:14- minecraft 56:39- gottem 57:14- schlatt creamed 57:55- snek 58:48- slurp 59:47- banaenae 1:00:10- no bite 1:00:28- breakfast fancam 1:01:47- :( 1:02:46- no comment 1:03:00- larry w 1:03:41- intrusive thoughts be winning 1:05:07- no coincidence 1:06:16- cleaveland 1:06:50- car tutorial 1:08:22- hersheys kiss 1:10:03- four guys 1:10:34- skinwalker 1:13:16- cat squared up 1:14:01- funny noise 1:14:56- crush 3 1:16:04- mr prezzy 1:16:29- criminal 1:17:00- creepy dude 1:20:06- alvin 1:21:20- spicy 1:22:22- satisfying 1:23:12- how’d he do that 1:23:58- normal new yorker 1:25:08- jerma ahh 1:26:00- meow 1:27:00- DOA BOLE 1:28:01- herbert 1:28:56- idgaf 1:30:27- vampires
@vixiss00
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the timestamps
@theun6073
Жыл бұрын
I forgot what helicopter pee pee oh boy it was worth clicking
@hannahheeeh
Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@SaltEater.
Жыл бұрын
Thx
@sirsamiboi
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for you service
@Waludalf Жыл бұрын
The reason i love vods so much is bc it allows me to watch content, play games and not have to look for a new video every 15 minutes
@Happy-is-Good8
Жыл бұрын
Cool why else
@ladycavalier
7 ай бұрын
Same
@joshvarnado5593 Жыл бұрын
18:08 “Brings back memories, TO WHAT?!” Me: Mr.hands…
@joshvarnado5593
Жыл бұрын
Edit: “ Edemclaw come on don’t say that” Me: Called it
@Lily-gh8tl Жыл бұрын
Dear, Jschlatt I watched with most regret whilst you ridiculed 'VOD" specators. I myself included amongst them felt most insulted. Often finding myself far too taken in the labors of the day to partake in viewing you perform live. I enjoy to watch them at later date. You can imgaine my indagtion and confusion upon finding myself insulted by one who brings me so much joy. I simply request you cease the slandrous langauage agaist me and my compatriots. Best Wishes, Vod Viewer
@rygyd
Жыл бұрын
how isn't this higher?
@Lily-gh8tl
Жыл бұрын
Dear, Dogeinator I was most pleased to read your correspondence. I thank you for your fine complaint. Best wishes, Lily
@vodkawhisperer3923
Жыл бұрын
amen
@DMNSAlex
Жыл бұрын
mf how did you spell "imagine" wrong but spell "compatriots" correctly
@4ud170r
Жыл бұрын
Dear, @Lily It is most splendid letter I have seen in a long time. However there is only one single error, you missed a 'n' in the word "agaist". I hope you don't take offense. Wishing you a healthy and a long life, A Comment Reader
@painfullyaverage6949 Жыл бұрын
This video genuinely had me in tears from laughing. *Especially* the Hersheys kiss clip
@caseyhamm42927 ай бұрын
one day “schlatt” will actually rank the videos
@sparklebum Жыл бұрын
5:00 start of the ruination
@_.Boo_ Жыл бұрын
Schlatt isn’t blushing every time the guy came on, he was physically losing his will to continue
@A-Living-Potato Жыл бұрын
These tiktoks are almost as satisfying as “schlong” doing those devious little acts in 1999. (I am also happy for schlatts new relationship with lip biting man and hope everything goes well for them)
@Jilted84
Жыл бұрын
I know I still cant believe what Schlutt did in 99
@_nut_ella_
Жыл бұрын
can't believe he engaged in such tomfoolery back in '99
@jgcoverkknot5701
Жыл бұрын
Devious
@Schnoz42069
Жыл бұрын
Shlitorus really did put the American justice system to the test
@sirsamiboi
Жыл бұрын
Common "Schlugg" W
@ringsfury Жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to watch these because they’re great for background noise and there’s always something I haven’t seen because of being distracted lol
@Biddle_is_cool Жыл бұрын
I love the way that “Schlatt” ranks all of the tiktoks he watches. Really entertaining!
@carsoncomplains Жыл бұрын
8:46 "Schlatt" seeing the caption "Biden Shouts Out Dead Congresswoman" and immediately skipping is one of my new favorite moments
@Unlike_Monster Жыл бұрын
1:01:10 Schlatt pronouncing Swedish words is now one of my favorite things.
@thedoodes5134 Жыл бұрын
Just schlatt eating a KitKat broke me, I started shaking, crying, laughing, and shouted from it.
@cygnus-nk3tz Жыл бұрын
I have yet to finish this video. I have tried four times now, but just can't seem to be able to watch its entirety. "Schlatt's" voice is just so soothing
@TropicDaKid Жыл бұрын
Shlyranosourus Rex looks like the kinda guy to look at a bad situation and say "oh golly oh my, what ever will I do" Edit: I just finished the vod and he fuckin said it 💀
@BigBrainGamer58
Жыл бұрын
“ Shlyranosourus Rex”
@TropicDaKid
Жыл бұрын
@@BigBrainGamer58 you're goddamn right 🥸
@weestbound Жыл бұрын
this entertainment TikTok ranking was a perfect way to pass the time. Thank you "schlong" for the great videos, it truly shows the character development you've had after the '99 incident.
@The10thSpirit
Жыл бұрын
What?
@rygyd
Жыл бұрын
@@The10thSpirit you know what they're talking about. you know. 99'.
@That.s_Me
10 ай бұрын
@@The10thSpiritmillions died that night, you should think before you speak
@Felixium22_TTV Жыл бұрын
The sheer amount of times that these TikTok’s made “Schlatt” blush is great
@JacobHillSBD Жыл бұрын
“I’m just gonna explain what happens in the next video” *Next video proceeds to be the most inexplicable thing ever*
@Teaghoul Жыл бұрын
wow what a beautiful morning to watch “schlatt” watch “satisfying TikToks”
@Memu_
Жыл бұрын
This bit is so overdone
@yumdinonugs
Жыл бұрын
@@Memu_ im in your walls
@Memu_
Жыл бұрын
@@yumdinonugs Even more overdone. Come up with a new joke.
@AmbroseArietes
Жыл бұрын
@@Memu_ I am your floorboards
@Teaghoul
Жыл бұрын
@@Memu_ okay “memu”
@user-ju2bk9ut8b Жыл бұрын
45:32 Schlatt is like an older father trying to reconnect to his child by using hip slang that the kids use these days.
@Gimi_Pepto7 ай бұрын
Has anyone noticed his water bottle?
@blazingcow123
21 күн бұрын
what?
@Deluxe-wb8vy Жыл бұрын
Shlungus' absolute primordial screech at the crab video had me rollin
@DrKoneko Жыл бұрын
I could not care less about schlatts teeth, that candy he ate was fine to chew. The thing about jolly ranchers is that It's physically impossible to chew them the way that kid did
@IROCKGAMER123
Жыл бұрын
Well clearly is isn't impossible
@PossumPlaygrounds
6 ай бұрын
I literally fucking chipped a tooth on a jolly rancher
@levilevis9032 Жыл бұрын
Watching Schlatt pronouncing scandinavian food names is just warm soup to my soul.
@sleepyfox799 Жыл бұрын
Little did Schlatt know that at 5:14 his whole life would change and he would met the love of his life
@arandomcat96757 ай бұрын
i love how jshart always makes my day better
@heyitseyevan Жыл бұрын
the sheer force to crack a fresh jolly rancher seems like tearing paper to him now to CRUSH IT no words 20:06
@rivermaxwell3834 Жыл бұрын
After watching almost three hours of schlatt, I find myself questioning my sanity. And my life choices.
@Blackandblueapples Жыл бұрын
Gotta appreciate the amount of work “schlattster” puts into these videos.
@PipSqueak8389 ай бұрын
Only KZreadr I will sit comfortably and watch for hours straight
@sfs855 Жыл бұрын
hey jshinkle! your video today “ranking” these “tiktoks” was extremely pleasureful. thanks jshat!
@aracusmooney Жыл бұрын
Schlatticus daddicus is back at it again with the tikitytokities
@gurpoid10 ай бұрын
16:33 thats a savannah monitor. big lizaard
@ddawg1235 ай бұрын
I love having schkidd making his mark on these wonderful tiktok's
@invisible-car-man Жыл бұрын
i was checking the vods channel for several days straight for a new video, and i got blessed by this materpiece and i agree with the tierlist, that was simply excellent criticism on your end
@Ms.Partii Жыл бұрын
I really liked when he ranked our TikToks
@miraclemassacre10 ай бұрын
1:21 as a vod watcher i can confirm
@skittle497910 ай бұрын
Fishy brokey :(
@xen0781 Жыл бұрын
Shladdy hits us with another great one
@saudade7842 Жыл бұрын
To call these past couple of days shitty would be an understatement, but this has genuinely helped, thank you
@marcusborderlands6177
Жыл бұрын
Were they as shitty as what happened on September 11th 2001?
@saudade7842
Жыл бұрын
@@marcusborderlands6177 It was some Tragedy level shit
@grenindraw6947
Жыл бұрын
Hope you feel better soon, life is shit but so is shit, but we still gotta shit, so push through that shit till the next shit, ya got it?
@marcusborderlands6177
Жыл бұрын
@@saudade7842 damn, hope things recover back to some semblance of normalcy for ya
@cheddarsunchipsyes8144
Жыл бұрын
@@grenindraw6947 deep🥹
@ihonestlycantthinkofaname376311 ай бұрын
Imagine watching it live and not being able to pause or watch another time at your own convenience and whim!
@kennedyhuff Жыл бұрын
I can tell chat isn't used to using Ws or Ls because after Larry the cat's common W at 1:02:55, they put "W Larry" instead of "Warry" as professional W/L chatters do 🤓
@NoahIsCanned Жыл бұрын
I’m actually impressed you haven’t lost your sanity yet
@SillyStar420
Жыл бұрын
Says who
@NoahIsCanned
Жыл бұрын
@@SillyStar420 The Can Man
@SnazzyPurpleMan
Жыл бұрын
Schlanity
@AmbroseArietes
Жыл бұрын
You assume he’s been sane
@AdminAbuse
Жыл бұрын
You must be new here
@angus4202 Жыл бұрын
for those wondering about the catfish In general, some species of catfish can survive out of water for ten hours, while others can last fifteen to eighteen hours and it depends on the conditions outside. Catfish have a special organ called the suprabranchial organ that allows them to survive for hours without water.
@ThatGuyProbablyYT Жыл бұрын
Shlitaris makes me laugh so much. Such a good content creator
@_.Boo_ Жыл бұрын
“If for the rest of the time I just said what was going on in the video?let’s see it” video plays **whimpers** great explanation schlatt
@timo-2046 Жыл бұрын
I just love the "guessing how much calories are in that" just randomly popping up throughout the stream. XD
@ALaughingWolf2188 Жыл бұрын
The lights in “Schlatt’s” office are blinking because they know what terrible sins he has committed, the “tragedies” he’s caused. Judgement is coming for him soon for what he did in 1999.
@mileyrocks85210 ай бұрын
49:55 with all the panic in chat? Absolutely refreshing 😂
@wxpdotjar Жыл бұрын
I could watch a stream of a closeup of Schlatt crunching on mints for hours
@BlooperStupid Жыл бұрын
~3 hour Schlatt vod? You know I'm watching it same day.
@otetavo Жыл бұрын
Thanks for this vods shlatt, somehow these videos find me everytime i have insomnia and help me sleep.
@AsianHeisenberg Жыл бұрын
Schlimjim never ceases to entertain me
@GabyWabyz9 ай бұрын
Schlatt never fails to fill me up with his content
@ulfricthethird7535 Жыл бұрын
Watching the vod is superior in every way
@skillie5677 Жыл бұрын
can't wait for one stream to be exclusively men kissing and watch jschlatt either devolve into rage or drooling the entire time
@Retro_cake3 ай бұрын
Your videos always make my day! Thxs shlaggy waggy💀😭🤓
@hazmatfirehero6318 Жыл бұрын
“Schlatt” is flabbergasted by a man with sensual lips
@flyer5347 Жыл бұрын
Nice to see some more Schlods being uploaded
@AEZAKM16 ай бұрын
Alternate title: Jschlatt slowly goes fucking insane while chat does their own shit
@tsanimation7758 Жыл бұрын
Jschlatt is one of our favorite person we love jschlatt🥰
@JavaScrapper Жыл бұрын
Schlatt needs to list all these videos on KZread because these are great
@lukeodonnell924 Жыл бұрын
7:02 you can never be too careful. I once was munching on a jolly rancher and I bit into an entire Nickelback concert. Worst pain of my life.
@lockerbuddy2039
Жыл бұрын
Was chewing on a delicious gummy worm once. Then I walked to my car and got my shins sliced up because an evil character was under my car! Anyways, be wary, trick or treaters!
@TroyToaster0017 ай бұрын
I just love how schlatt just does somthing mildley infuriating just to make chat go crazy.
@themorningstar1268 ай бұрын
13:50 we must stay focused brother
@kush2789 Жыл бұрын
When he says "Today we're watching some more TikToks" I can see eternal pain in his eyes.
@TropicDaKid Жыл бұрын
I've been talking to my wrists again lately, this video is really doing wonders for me Schlatt. Thank you
@BigBrainGamer58
Жыл бұрын
Same bro
@godofeniu316
Жыл бұрын
Hey man.. you okay? If you need someone to talk to i got snapchat insta and discord..
@gemmiebear253210 ай бұрын
The Hershey kiss part was hilarious Schlatts face made me laugh so hard😂
@AIKOIIII Жыл бұрын
I ain't never laugh so hard at a f*ckin Vod this much, I laughed so hard my mom gettin tired of me 🤣🤣
@8bitblank Жыл бұрын
25:49 the victims from '99 have come back to haunt him
@wisemysticaltree42069 Жыл бұрын
8:52 was that guy with the gun schlatt
@Evanocity Жыл бұрын
I love how the damn text to speech voice is the daily dose of internet 😂 11:38
@thebluepikmim Жыл бұрын
Bro I love the TikTok videos
@pg14s Жыл бұрын
I love it when “Schlatt” “ranked” the “tiktoks”
@toiletduck6886
Жыл бұрын
yeah “that” was “my” “favourite” part “too”
@misterhotdogs Жыл бұрын
When "Schlinkenboppin" said, "it's tiktok time" I was touched and could feel the tiktoks coming inside of me
@pygien Жыл бұрын
currently sick out of my mind so this is where my sickness has brought me.
@mayapartridge20944 ай бұрын
i love holding hands with shlatts cursor
@Irlcatboyy Жыл бұрын
I MISSED THE STREAM IM CRYING 😭😭😭
@0_beeno_0
Жыл бұрын
SAME IT WAS 12:36 AM FOR ME WHEN IT WAS STREAMED
@kaw57_
Жыл бұрын
W
@Caleb-fv5fp
Жыл бұрын
Be a man
@kiarabeyxerco.
Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@Mr.SoggyShoes
Жыл бұрын
I don’t have Twitch so I was gonna miss it either way lmao
Пікірлер: 2 600
I love how schlatt's husband inserts himself every few videos to make schlatt blush
@biaxolotl5171
Жыл бұрын
i know right they're so cute together
@PiraGem
Жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@PeachDragon_
Жыл бұрын
@@PiraGem are you slow?
@PiraGem
Жыл бұрын
@@PeachDragon_ yes I indeed am
@PeachDragon_
Жыл бұрын
@@PiraGem fair enough. It's The weird guy who keeps appearing every couple of videos.
I’m glad that Schlatt’s husband decided to cheer Schlatt up by showing up 7 times in 3 hours- all just to make him blush too. What a sweet, loving gentleman of a partner.
@yeememm
6 ай бұрын
i feel like the drugs in candy thing is to get kids hooked on it so they come back for more.
@grumpguf
4 ай бұрын
blm
@Coltenozworld13
4 ай бұрын
Wha what
@_0-0-
4 ай бұрын
Schlatt should do more drunk driving vids I love the ones he made
@Fionapoland
3 ай бұрын
I know they are soo cute together ❤️
Respect for Schlatt for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job
@Concerned_Custodian
Жыл бұрын
Yeah the oil rig I'm trapped on is nothing compared to the day in the life of a small twitch streamer
@Hamza2_7272
Жыл бұрын
he actually has a 9-11 job
@MitzoSchizo
10 ай бұрын
@@Concerned_Custodian yeah neither is this concentration camp I'm guarding, they really work the hardest jobs ever
@Solar19620
Ай бұрын
@@Hamza2_72729/11 you mean? It varies sometimes.
Schlatt eating is so entertaining. Mostly because he eats like a little raccoon but also because it’s oddly peaceful to watch him eat and cough like a sick cat.
@Wired_User
3 ай бұрын
What is this response 😂
@mary-qv1lz
3 ай бұрын
i need him to see this
Schlatt trying to read in Swedish and then roasting them was funny af 💀💀
@user-kn9gl9dt6l
Жыл бұрын
skinka killed me
@michaelm-b4610
Жыл бұрын
"Schlatt"
@deathmorphosis
Жыл бұрын
"Skurt" är en "jättebra" streamare
@sirsamiboi
Жыл бұрын
"Schlugg"
@nerdnerdnerd
Жыл бұрын
@@deathmorphosis ja, och han är sexig :)
I don't think I could have ranked those TikToks on my own, thank you Schlatt!
@--Zarcoo
Жыл бұрын
Ofc we gotta thank schlatt
@swole_al
Жыл бұрын
homie that aint schlatt, thats schlattVODS!
@saucepacket5108
Жыл бұрын
You mean "schlatt"
@judestinks
Жыл бұрын
You mean schlugg
@naohmaise
Жыл бұрын
you mean schlogg
For the magician video at 3:52, the original guess is correct I once got in a massive argument on Reddit arguing that it couldn't be that and instead it had to be a sliding filter but after watching most of the video frame by frame I found a frame where you can see both sides of the filter simultaneously and it's clearly on opposite ends on each side The dude is just fucking amazing at hiding it
1:44:36 someone calling Schlatt’s KitKat a “SchlitSchlat” was so funny to me for no reason
I love how "schlatt" isn't afraid to wear a manbun even after what he did with it in 99. Truly inspirational
@shannelsmith185
Жыл бұрын
what did he do
@melikesmuffins6676
Жыл бұрын
@@shannelsmith185 the unspeakable
@VVEGA2940
Жыл бұрын
@@shannelsmith185 you don't wanna know
@MattressGuy
Жыл бұрын
@@shannelsmith185 trust us, it was BAD
@Unjustly_Confident
Жыл бұрын
Legally and illegally we are not allowed to say
I don't think I've seen the chat angreier than when Schlatt just starts munching into those lifesavers
@timo-2046
Жыл бұрын
They got very angry at him eating the Kit-Kats throughout the stream too
@swiftruggerio5854
Жыл бұрын
Timestamp
@OofGP
Жыл бұрын
@@swiftruggerio5854 bro it's near the beginning of the video💀
@AdminAbuse
Жыл бұрын
"angreier*
@theguywhoasked925
Жыл бұрын
@@OofGP bro it’s a 2.5 hour video 💀
The awkward car love pun guy should do a tiktok specifically for schlatt, that would be hilarious, like “What if you were waiting at a red light… and I pulled up beside you… and we looked into each others eyes… and I said….. April 9th, 1999…”
I love how when he was chewing on his 2nd mint he had a visible life crisis thinking he is the weird one for a solid minute before he decided to ignore the comments and just oversell eating the mints (essentially doubling down even if he didn't want more then 2 mints), you could tell by how silent he was after the 2nd mint.
My favorite moment is when he ranked them. Truly a jschlattVODS experience
Schlatt is the only youtuber that can keep me entertained for a whole 3 hour stream.
@yasuko3979
Жыл бұрын
fr
@Bunny_Crystal
Жыл бұрын
my god true
@karolispigaga8219
Жыл бұрын
Yeah he is the only one whos VOD i am watching.
@brianderx
Жыл бұрын
You clearly haven't watched PayMoneyWubby yet then
@Lunrbatzz
Жыл бұрын
@@brianderx dude wubby is so fucking funny
my favorite part of "Schlatt Ranks Your SATISFYING TikToks" was when he said "It's rankin' time" and then he ranked all over everyone
Schlatt: gets mad at kid crunching jolly ranchers 5 seconds later: CRUNCH CRUNCH BI-
I love how “jschlattVODS” viewers are so much nicer that we don’t even try to insult the “live” viewers
@Metal_HeadsRHot
Жыл бұрын
FR, I saw in the live chat someone said "fuck you vod watchers" like- wtf did we do?! 🥲😭
@thatwaterriver3824
Жыл бұрын
isnt it usually the other way round 💀
@pimkinn
Жыл бұрын
@@thatwaterriver3824 no (don’t try to confirm that just trust me)
@pimkinn
Жыл бұрын
@@Metal_HeadsRHot exactly, like if it’s was our fault on 1999
@Metal_HeadsRHot
Жыл бұрын
@@pimkinn -The unspeakable act on 1999- 😶
TIMESTAMPS 0:17 Live VODwatcher reaction 1:33 Mannequin 2:45 Never trust the British 5:01 UFO Hypothetical (Car Man #1) 6:46 Be careful this Halloween 8:48 Bro Jiden jumpscare 8:57 Spin the Bottle 9:36 Schlatt stalling for 3 minutes 12:12 Can you lay on your stomach 12:45 Return of the Cake (Feat. Spooky Lights) 14:19 He’s Batman 15:10 Bro missed the reflexes update 15:34 He didn’t want it 16:12 Giving my dog salmon 17:04 This had me in tears 18:35 Worst video yet 19:20 No Homo 20:06 No Blue Raspberries (Feat. The Loathsome Mint Chewer) 24:59 Ankles broken, shirt tooken (Feat. More Spooky Lights) 26:58 Another 9/11 Meme 27:30 Thighs vs Fruits 28:18 800$ Dollar Gorilla 29:29 Normal Billiards Game 30:38 Gayschlatt (Car Man #2) 32:00 Average JSchlatt viewer 32:46 What type of food do you like? (Car Man #3) 34:05 I hope nobody saw this 34:21 It’s Bingo Time 35:15 Supercuts 36:19 Sleepshitting 37:09 Freddy 37:55 Schlatt laughing at vehicular manslaughter 39:03 At the scene of the crime 39:15 I bet I can make you smile (Car Man #4) 41:10 Watermelon Man 41:40 Trolling goes too far 42:31 Gym Hypothetical (Car Man #5) 44:05 Schlorgasm 44:38 Crushing Video 45:39 Crushing Video #2 47:40 Schlatt Intervention (Feat. The Accursed Kit Kat Cruncher) 49:59 Little Buddy 51:01 Hot Dogs 52:00 Dog gets hit by a train (real) 52:30 He clumsy asf fr 53:30 Biggest Domino Chain 55:13 Epic Minecraft Intro 56:38 Wario 57:08 Schlejaculation 57:55 Snake 58:30 Nose Jumpscare 59:47 Banana 1:00:10 NO BITE 1:00:28 Sandwich Speedrun 1:01:47 Goofy Ahh Cat 1:02:28 “We know” 1:02:54 Common Larry W 1:03:37 Don’t forget the ice 1:05:06 Shit your pants 1:06:14 Bro can’t afford to die in Cleveland 1:06:50 Bizarre thought patterns 1:07:47 What’s your favorite candy? (Car Man #6) 1:09:48 Discord Mods 1:10:34 Skinwalker Practice 1:13:17 A rivalry as old as time 1:14:00 Schlatt is amused by baby toy 1:14:42 Crushing Video #3 1:16:03 Joker (2019) 1:16:30 World's most wanted domestic terrorist 1:16:48 American Psycho 1:20:03 Capybara (No Meth) 1:21:19 Spicy gummy bear 1:22:21 Not a single friend in sight :( 1:23:12 Friends :) 1:23:58 Average night in New York 1:25:00 Schlatts Basement livestream 1:25:59 Meow 1:26:54 English pronunciation test 1:28:01 Herbert 1:28:54 Watches 1:30:22 I Love Vampires 1:32:06 Brent Petersonjumpscare 1:33:02 How my Indian cousin eats a hot dog 1:33:54 Dry Bones 1:34:35 He called Saul 1:36:56 Vegetarian Cat 1:37:35 Awesome contraption 1:38:38 Caught this fish last night 1:40:21 Titanic when they saw the iceberg 1:41:03 Beef Wellington 1:42:18 20,000 Calories 1:43:29 Peach Cobbler reaction 1:44:40 JSchlatt fans 1:45:44 Common Bear W (ITS FREE) 1:46:38 Nasty Patty (RIP DOOM) 1:48:04 Man reinvents wheel to cook a cactus 1:50:45 Smack Cam 1:51:22 Eating my dogs face 1:52:20 Car unlocked 1:53:12 Bigfoot 1:54:14 Toucan :) 1:55:25 Mizkif 1:56:18 Me if I was a deer 1:57:08 3:00 AM 1:57:34 Bro was acknowledging the situation 1:58:56 Brent Peterson for president 1:59:27 Free will 2:01:15 Sprinkles 2:02:44 You fine as wine (Car Man #7) 2:04:03 Bro was side eyeing me 2:05:24 English pronunciation test #2 2:06:34 Don’t Google Mr Hands 2:08:05 funny_theanimals 2:10:10 Charity 2:11:26 He likes to eat 2:12:42 Cat cam 2:13:20 Wtf type of animal 2:13:58 Ringtone man 2:14:42 Onions 2:15:35 Schlatt draws the line 2:16:14 Favorite lolis 2:17:02 High note 2:17:40 Meteor hits earth 2:18:24 Uncle breaks the awkward silence 2:19:15 French “people” 2:19:40 Wise Mystical Tree 2:20:05 Bro was hungry 2:21:38 He got the 2:21:52 He’s trying his best 2:22:38 It is his favorite activity 2:23:42 You could really use a massage 2:24:36 Always check your dogs feet 2:25:13 🐬🐬🐬 2:25:32 Schlatt berates the elderly 2:27:50 Most socially aware Harry Potter fan 2:28:59 He didn’t get it :( 2:29:23 Pudgy 2:30:01 La creatura 2:30:52 Minecraft Steve Conspiracy 2:31:20 Baby Hammerhead 2:31:32 Mr Breast 2:32:37 Crow :) 2:33:02 Slight miscalculation 2:33:26 Fake explosion 2:34:06 Nathaniel B 2:35:55 He should have stayed quiet 2:37:10 This evenings porn agenda 2:38:20 Driving before her 2:39:15 English pronunciation test #3 2:41:27 Testicle Butter Dog
@gumsgang1216
Жыл бұрын
I miss my wife
@helm2505
Жыл бұрын
RIP METALFACE DOOM
@flameguy3416
Жыл бұрын
So annoying
@MistahFox
Жыл бұрын
Oh you did return to timestamp the rest, well done!
@samkavanagh9165
Жыл бұрын
Get a hobby 💀
Schlatt casually killing himself with mints just because he felt like it will never get old to me
I liked it when "Sclatt" ranked our "TikToks" in a neat, orderly "fashion"
I had a nightmare that schlatt was going to change his thumbnail template for something new. Luckily it was all a bad dream
@cheddarsunchipsyes8144
Жыл бұрын
Lol
first part of timestamps 0:18- schlatt daily routine 1:33- mannequin 2:46- magician revealed 5:25- what would you do 6:50- halloween scare 8:57- spin the bottle 12:11- helicopter pee pee 13:22- dumpy 14:22- batman 15:14- reflexes on point 15:36- (ice) cream 16:14- dog likes salmon 17:26- kentucky derby ahh 18:35- human trash 19:20- breadstick love 20:06- no blue raspberry 24:59- juked 26:59- oops 27:29- thighs be strong 28:24- monke 29:29- idek wtf is happening 31:13- schlatt has an aneurysm 32:22- high schoolers 33:15- mexican? 34:05- the twister 34:31- bingo time 35:24- supercuts w 36:25- poopy 37:10- freddy 37:55- roleplay at its finest 39:04- not chris 39:38- flustered schlatt 41:14- watermelon 41:48- robbed 42:29- LMAOOO 44:06- aloe vera w 44:52- crush 45:43- crush 2 50:00- lil dude 51:09- weenie 52:05- WATCH YO JET 52:33- clumsy asf fr 53:30- gay schlatt 55:14- minecraft 56:39- gottem 57:14- schlatt creamed 57:55- snek 58:48- slurp 59:47- banaenae 1:00:10- no bite 1:00:28- breakfast fancam 1:01:47- :( 1:02:46- no comment 1:03:00- larry w 1:03:41- intrusive thoughts be winning 1:05:07- no coincidence 1:06:16- cleaveland 1:06:50- car tutorial 1:08:22- hersheys kiss 1:10:03- four guys 1:10:34- skinwalker 1:13:16- cat squared up 1:14:01- funny noise 1:14:56- crush 3 1:16:04- mr prezzy 1:16:29- criminal 1:17:00- creepy dude 1:20:06- alvin 1:21:20- spicy 1:22:22- satisfying 1:23:12- how’d he do that 1:23:58- normal new yorker 1:25:08- jerma ahh 1:26:00- meow 1:27:00- DOA BOLE 1:28:01- herbert 1:28:56- idgaf 1:30:27- vampires
@vixiss00
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the timestamps
@theun6073
Жыл бұрын
I forgot what helicopter pee pee oh boy it was worth clicking
@hannahheeeh
Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@SaltEater.
Жыл бұрын
Thx
@sirsamiboi
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for you service
The reason i love vods so much is bc it allows me to watch content, play games and not have to look for a new video every 15 minutes
@Happy-is-Good8
Жыл бұрын
Cool why else
@ladycavalier
7 ай бұрын
Same
18:08 “Brings back memories, TO WHAT?!” Me: Mr.hands…
@joshvarnado5593
Жыл бұрын
Edit: “ Edemclaw come on don’t say that” Me: Called it
Dear, Jschlatt I watched with most regret whilst you ridiculed 'VOD" specators. I myself included amongst them felt most insulted. Often finding myself far too taken in the labors of the day to partake in viewing you perform live. I enjoy to watch them at later date. You can imgaine my indagtion and confusion upon finding myself insulted by one who brings me so much joy. I simply request you cease the slandrous langauage agaist me and my compatriots. Best Wishes, Vod Viewer
@rygyd
Жыл бұрын
how isn't this higher?
@Lily-gh8tl
Жыл бұрын
Dear, Dogeinator I was most pleased to read your correspondence. I thank you for your fine complaint. Best wishes, Lily
@vodkawhisperer3923
Жыл бұрын
amen
@DMNSAlex
Жыл бұрын
mf how did you spell "imagine" wrong but spell "compatriots" correctly
@4ud170r
Жыл бұрын
Dear, @Lily It is most splendid letter I have seen in a long time. However there is only one single error, you missed a 'n' in the word "agaist". I hope you don't take offense. Wishing you a healthy and a long life, A Comment Reader
This video genuinely had me in tears from laughing. *Especially* the Hersheys kiss clip
one day “schlatt” will actually rank the videos
5:00 start of the ruination
Schlatt isn’t blushing every time the guy came on, he was physically losing his will to continue
These tiktoks are almost as satisfying as “schlong” doing those devious little acts in 1999. (I am also happy for schlatts new relationship with lip biting man and hope everything goes well for them)
@Jilted84
Жыл бұрын
I know I still cant believe what Schlutt did in 99
@_nut_ella_
Жыл бұрын
can't believe he engaged in such tomfoolery back in '99
@jgcoverkknot5701
Жыл бұрын
Devious
@Schnoz42069
Жыл бұрын
Shlitorus really did put the American justice system to the test
@sirsamiboi
Жыл бұрын
Common "Schlugg" W
I keep coming back to watch these because they’re great for background noise and there’s always something I haven’t seen because of being distracted lol
I love the way that “Schlatt” ranks all of the tiktoks he watches. Really entertaining!
8:46 "Schlatt" seeing the caption "Biden Shouts Out Dead Congresswoman" and immediately skipping is one of my new favorite moments
1:01:10 Schlatt pronouncing Swedish words is now one of my favorite things.
Just schlatt eating a KitKat broke me, I started shaking, crying, laughing, and shouted from it.
I have yet to finish this video. I have tried four times now, but just can't seem to be able to watch its entirety. "Schlatt's" voice is just so soothing
Shlyranosourus Rex looks like the kinda guy to look at a bad situation and say "oh golly oh my, what ever will I do" Edit: I just finished the vod and he fuckin said it 💀
@BigBrainGamer58
Жыл бұрын
“ Shlyranosourus Rex”
@TropicDaKid
Жыл бұрын
@@BigBrainGamer58 you're goddamn right 🥸
this entertainment TikTok ranking was a perfect way to pass the time. Thank you "schlong" for the great videos, it truly shows the character development you've had after the '99 incident.
@The10thSpirit
Жыл бұрын
What?
@rygyd
Жыл бұрын
@@The10thSpirit you know what they're talking about. you know. 99'.
@That.s_Me
10 ай бұрын
@@The10thSpiritmillions died that night, you should think before you speak
The sheer amount of times that these TikTok’s made “Schlatt” blush is great
“I’m just gonna explain what happens in the next video” *Next video proceeds to be the most inexplicable thing ever*
wow what a beautiful morning to watch “schlatt” watch “satisfying TikToks”
@Memu_
Жыл бұрын
This bit is so overdone
@yumdinonugs
Жыл бұрын
@@Memu_ im in your walls
@Memu_
Жыл бұрын
@@yumdinonugs Even more overdone. Come up with a new joke.
@AmbroseArietes
Жыл бұрын
@@Memu_ I am your floorboards
@Teaghoul
Жыл бұрын
@@Memu_ okay “memu”
45:32 Schlatt is like an older father trying to reconnect to his child by using hip slang that the kids use these days.
Has anyone noticed his water bottle?
@blazingcow123
21 күн бұрын
what?
Shlungus' absolute primordial screech at the crab video had me rollin
I could not care less about schlatts teeth, that candy he ate was fine to chew. The thing about jolly ranchers is that It's physically impossible to chew them the way that kid did
@IROCKGAMER123
Жыл бұрын
Well clearly is isn't impossible
@PossumPlaygrounds
6 ай бұрын
I literally fucking chipped a tooth on a jolly rancher
Watching Schlatt pronouncing scandinavian food names is just warm soup to my soul.
Little did Schlatt know that at 5:14 his whole life would change and he would met the love of his life
i love how jshart always makes my day better
the sheer force to crack a fresh jolly rancher seems like tearing paper to him now to CRUSH IT no words 20:06
After watching almost three hours of schlatt, I find myself questioning my sanity. And my life choices.
Gotta appreciate the amount of work “schlattster” puts into these videos.
Only KZreadr I will sit comfortably and watch for hours straight
hey jshinkle! your video today “ranking” these “tiktoks” was extremely pleasureful. thanks jshat!
Schlatticus daddicus is back at it again with the tikitytokities
16:33 thats a savannah monitor. big lizaard
I love having schkidd making his mark on these wonderful tiktok's
i was checking the vods channel for several days straight for a new video, and i got blessed by this materpiece and i agree with the tierlist, that was simply excellent criticism on your end
I really liked when he ranked our TikToks
1:21 as a vod watcher i can confirm
Fishy brokey :(
Shladdy hits us with another great one
To call these past couple of days shitty would be an understatement, but this has genuinely helped, thank you
@marcusborderlands6177
Жыл бұрын
Were they as shitty as what happened on September 11th 2001?
@saudade7842
Жыл бұрын
@@marcusborderlands6177 It was some Tragedy level shit
@grenindraw6947
Жыл бұрын
Hope you feel better soon, life is shit but so is shit, but we still gotta shit, so push through that shit till the next shit, ya got it?
@marcusborderlands6177
Жыл бұрын
@@saudade7842 damn, hope things recover back to some semblance of normalcy for ya
@cheddarsunchipsyes8144
Жыл бұрын
@@grenindraw6947 deep🥹
Imagine watching it live and not being able to pause or watch another time at your own convenience and whim!
I can tell chat isn't used to using Ws or Ls because after Larry the cat's common W at 1:02:55, they put "W Larry" instead of "Warry" as professional W/L chatters do 🤓
I’m actually impressed you haven’t lost your sanity yet
@SillyStar420
Жыл бұрын
Says who
@NoahIsCanned
Жыл бұрын
@@SillyStar420 The Can Man
@SnazzyPurpleMan
Жыл бұрын
Schlanity
@AmbroseArietes
Жыл бұрын
You assume he’s been sane
@AdminAbuse
Жыл бұрын
You must be new here
for those wondering about the catfish In general, some species of catfish can survive out of water for ten hours, while others can last fifteen to eighteen hours and it depends on the conditions outside. Catfish have a special organ called the suprabranchial organ that allows them to survive for hours without water.
Shlitaris makes me laugh so much. Such a good content creator
“If for the rest of the time I just said what was going on in the video?let’s see it” video plays **whimpers** great explanation schlatt
I just love the "guessing how much calories are in that" just randomly popping up throughout the stream. XD
The lights in “Schlatt’s” office are blinking because they know what terrible sins he has committed, the “tragedies” he’s caused. Judgement is coming for him soon for what he did in 1999.
49:55 with all the panic in chat? Absolutely refreshing 😂
I could watch a stream of a closeup of Schlatt crunching on mints for hours
~3 hour Schlatt vod? You know I'm watching it same day.
Thanks for this vods shlatt, somehow these videos find me everytime i have insomnia and help me sleep.
Schlimjim never ceases to entertain me
Schlatt never fails to fill me up with his content
Watching the vod is superior in every way
can't wait for one stream to be exclusively men kissing and watch jschlatt either devolve into rage or drooling the entire time
Your videos always make my day! Thxs shlaggy waggy💀😭🤓
“Schlatt” is flabbergasted by a man with sensual lips
Nice to see some more Schlods being uploaded
Alternate title: Jschlatt slowly goes fucking insane while chat does their own shit
Jschlatt is one of our favorite person we love jschlatt🥰
Schlatt needs to list all these videos on KZread because these are great
7:02 you can never be too careful. I once was munching on a jolly rancher and I bit into an entire Nickelback concert. Worst pain of my life.
@lockerbuddy2039
Жыл бұрын
Was chewing on a delicious gummy worm once. Then I walked to my car and got my shins sliced up because an evil character was under my car! Anyways, be wary, trick or treaters!
I just love how schlatt just does somthing mildley infuriating just to make chat go crazy.
13:50 we must stay focused brother
When he says "Today we're watching some more TikToks" I can see eternal pain in his eyes.
I've been talking to my wrists again lately, this video is really doing wonders for me Schlatt. Thank you
@BigBrainGamer58
Жыл бұрын
Same bro
@godofeniu316
Жыл бұрын
Hey man.. you okay? If you need someone to talk to i got snapchat insta and discord..
The Hershey kiss part was hilarious Schlatts face made me laugh so hard😂
I ain't never laugh so hard at a f*ckin Vod this much, I laughed so hard my mom gettin tired of me 🤣🤣
25:49 the victims from '99 have come back to haunt him
8:52 was that guy with the gun schlatt
I love how the damn text to speech voice is the daily dose of internet 😂 11:38
Bro I love the TikTok videos
I love it when “Schlatt” “ranked” the “tiktoks”
@toiletduck6886
Жыл бұрын
yeah “that” was “my” “favourite” part “too”
When "Schlinkenboppin" said, "it's tiktok time" I was touched and could feel the tiktoks coming inside of me
currently sick out of my mind so this is where my sickness has brought me.
i love holding hands with shlatts cursor
I MISSED THE STREAM IM CRYING 😭😭😭
@0_beeno_0
Жыл бұрын
SAME IT WAS 12:36 AM FOR ME WHEN IT WAS STREAMED
@kaw57_
Жыл бұрын
W
@Caleb-fv5fp
Жыл бұрын
Be a man
@kiarabeyxerco.
Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@Mr.SoggyShoes
Жыл бұрын
I don’t have Twitch so I was gonna miss it either way lmao