Schlatt Ranks Your SATISFYING TikToks

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  • @FridoBiggins
    @FridoBiggins Жыл бұрын

    I love how schlatt's husband inserts himself every few videos to make schlatt blush

  • @biaxolotl5171

    @biaxolotl5171

    Жыл бұрын

    i know right they're so cute together

  • @PiraGem

    @PiraGem

    Жыл бұрын

    timestamp?

  • @PeachDragon_

    @PeachDragon_

    Жыл бұрын

    @@PiraGem are you slow?

  • @PiraGem

    @PiraGem

    Жыл бұрын

    @@PeachDragon_ yes I indeed am

  • @PeachDragon_

    @PeachDragon_

    Жыл бұрын

    @@PiraGem fair enough. It's The weird guy who keeps appearing every couple of videos.

  • @tundrakitty
    @tundrakitty10 ай бұрын

    I’m glad that Schlatt’s husband decided to cheer Schlatt up by showing up 7 times in 3 hours- all just to make him blush too. What a sweet, loving gentleman of a partner.

  • @yeememm

    @yeememm

    6 ай бұрын

    i feel like the drugs in candy thing is to get kids hooked on it so they come back for more.

  • @grumpguf

    @grumpguf

    4 ай бұрын

    blm

  • @Coltenozworld13

    @Coltenozworld13

    4 ай бұрын

    Wha what

  • @_0-0-

    @_0-0-

    4 ай бұрын

    Schlatt should do more drunk driving vids I love the ones he made

  • @Fionapoland

    @Fionapoland

    3 ай бұрын

    I know they are soo cute together ❤️

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 Жыл бұрын

    Respect for Schlatt for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job

  • @Concerned_Custodian

    @Concerned_Custodian

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah the oil rig I'm trapped on is nothing compared to the day in the life of a small twitch streamer

  • @Hamza2_7272

    @Hamza2_7272

    Жыл бұрын

    he actually has a 9-11 job

  • @MitzoSchizo

    @MitzoSchizo

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Concerned_Custodian yeah neither is this concentration camp I'm guarding, they really work the hardest jobs ever

  • @Solar19620

    @Solar19620

    Ай бұрын

    @@Hamza2_72729/11 you mean? It varies sometimes.

  • @BurningPaperPlate
    @BurningPaperPlate6 ай бұрын

    Schlatt eating is so entertaining. Mostly because he eats like a little raccoon but also because it’s oddly peaceful to watch him eat and cough like a sick cat.

  • @Wired_User

    @Wired_User

    3 ай бұрын

    What is this response 😂

  • @mary-qv1lz

    @mary-qv1lz

    3 ай бұрын

    i need him to see this

  • @super-cloudy
    @super-cloudy Жыл бұрын

    Schlatt trying to read in Swedish and then roasting them was funny af 💀💀

  • @user-kn9gl9dt6l

    @user-kn9gl9dt6l

    Жыл бұрын

    skinka killed me

  • @michaelm-b4610

    @michaelm-b4610

    Жыл бұрын

    "Schlatt"

  • @deathmorphosis

    @deathmorphosis

    Жыл бұрын

    "Skurt" är en "jättebra" streamare

  • @sirsamiboi

    @sirsamiboi

    Жыл бұрын

    "Schlugg"

  • @nerdnerdnerd

    @nerdnerdnerd

    Жыл бұрын

    @@deathmorphosis ja, och han är sexig :)

  • @darthraiden8740
    @darthraiden8740 Жыл бұрын

    I don't think I could have ranked those TikToks on my own, thank you Schlatt!

  • @--Zarcoo

    @--Zarcoo

    Жыл бұрын

    Ofc we gotta thank schlatt

  • @swole_al

    @swole_al

    Жыл бұрын

    homie that aint schlatt, thats schlattVODS!

  • @saucepacket5108

    @saucepacket5108

    Жыл бұрын

    You mean "schlatt"

  • @judestinks

    @judestinks

    Жыл бұрын

    You mean schlugg

  • @naohmaise

    @naohmaise

    Жыл бұрын

    you mean schlogg

  • @jogadorjnc
    @jogadorjnc5 ай бұрын

    For the magician video at 3:52, the original guess is correct I once got in a massive argument on Reddit arguing that it couldn't be that and instead it had to be a sliding filter but after watching most of the video frame by frame I found a frame where you can see both sides of the filter simultaneously and it's clearly on opposite ends on each side The dude is just fucking amazing at hiding it

  • @paulb5329
    @paulb5329 Жыл бұрын

    1:44:36 someone calling Schlatt’s KitKat a “SchlitSchlat” was so funny to me for no reason

  • @melikesmuffins6676
    @melikesmuffins6676 Жыл бұрын

    I love how "schlatt" isn't afraid to wear a manbun even after what he did with it in 99. Truly inspirational

  • @shannelsmith185

    @shannelsmith185

    Жыл бұрын

    what did he do

  • @melikesmuffins6676

    @melikesmuffins6676

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shannelsmith185 the unspeakable

  • @VVEGA2940

    @VVEGA2940

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shannelsmith185 you don't wanna know

  • @MattressGuy

    @MattressGuy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shannelsmith185 trust us, it was BAD

  • @Unjustly_Confident

    @Unjustly_Confident

    Жыл бұрын

    Legally and illegally we are not allowed to say

  • @joeygatz982
    @joeygatz982 Жыл бұрын

    I don't think I've seen the chat angreier than when Schlatt just starts munching into those lifesavers

  • @timo-2046

    @timo-2046

    Жыл бұрын

    They got very angry at him eating the Kit-Kats throughout the stream too

  • @swiftruggerio5854

    @swiftruggerio5854

    Жыл бұрын

    Timestamp

  • @OofGP

    @OofGP

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@swiftruggerio5854 bro it's near the beginning of the video💀

  • @AdminAbuse

    @AdminAbuse

    Жыл бұрын

    "angreier*

  • @theguywhoasked925

    @theguywhoasked925

    Жыл бұрын

    @@OofGP bro it’s a 2.5 hour video 💀

  • @ProbablyBacon
    @ProbablyBacon Жыл бұрын

    The awkward car love pun guy should do a tiktok specifically for schlatt, that would be hilarious, like “What if you were waiting at a red light… and I pulled up beside you… and we looked into each others eyes… and I said….. April 9th, 1999…”

  • @lonespartan1216
    @lonespartan1216 Жыл бұрын

    I love how when he was chewing on his 2nd mint he had a visible life crisis thinking he is the weird one for a solid minute before he decided to ignore the comments and just oversell eating the mints (essentially doubling down even if he didn't want more then 2 mints), you could tell by how silent he was after the 2nd mint.

  • @laditude6310
    @laditude6310 Жыл бұрын

    My favorite moment is when he ranked them. Truly a jschlattVODS experience

  • @hottrash7942
    @hottrash7942 Жыл бұрын

    Schlatt is the only youtuber that can keep me entertained for a whole 3 hour stream.

  • @yasuko3979

    @yasuko3979

    Жыл бұрын

    fr

  • @Bunny_Crystal

    @Bunny_Crystal

    Жыл бұрын

    my god true

  • @karolispigaga8219

    @karolispigaga8219

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah he is the only one whos VOD i am watching.

  • @brianderx

    @brianderx

    Жыл бұрын

    You clearly haven't watched PayMoneyWubby yet then

  • @Lunrbatzz

    @Lunrbatzz

    Жыл бұрын

    @@brianderx dude wubby is so fucking funny

  • @robertbeato9278
    @robertbeato9278 Жыл бұрын

    my favorite part of "Schlatt Ranks Your SATISFYING TikToks" was when he said "It's rankin' time" and then he ranked all over everyone

  • @Aidscoz
    @Aidscoz Жыл бұрын

    Schlatt: gets mad at kid crunching jolly ranchers 5 seconds later: CRUNCH CRUNCH BI-

  • @pimkinn
    @pimkinn Жыл бұрын

    I love how “jschlattVODS” viewers are so much nicer that we don’t even try to insult the “live” viewers

  • @Metal_HeadsRHot

    @Metal_HeadsRHot

    Жыл бұрын

    FR, I saw in the live chat someone said "fuck you vod watchers" like- wtf did we do?! 🥲😭

  • @thatwaterriver3824

    @thatwaterriver3824

    Жыл бұрын

    isnt it usually the other way round 💀

  • @pimkinn

    @pimkinn

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thatwaterriver3824 no (don’t try to confirm that just trust me)

  • @pimkinn

    @pimkinn

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Metal_HeadsRHot exactly, like if it’s was our fault on 1999

  • @Metal_HeadsRHot

    @Metal_HeadsRHot

    Жыл бұрын

    @@pimkinn -The unspeakable act on 1999- 😶

  • @gumsgang1216
    @gumsgang1216 Жыл бұрын

    TIMESTAMPS 0:17 Live VODwatcher reaction 1:33 Mannequin 2:45 Never trust the British 5:01 UFO Hypothetical (Car Man #1) 6:46 Be careful this Halloween 8:48 Bro Jiden jumpscare 8:57 Spin the Bottle 9:36 Schlatt stalling for 3 minutes 12:12 Can you lay on your stomach 12:45 Return of the Cake (Feat. Spooky Lights) 14:19 He’s Batman 15:10 Bro missed the reflexes update 15:34 He didn’t want it 16:12 Giving my dog salmon 17:04 This had me in tears 18:35 Worst video yet 19:20 No Homo 20:06 No Blue Raspberries (Feat. The Loathsome Mint Chewer) 24:59 Ankles broken, shirt tooken (Feat. More Spooky Lights) 26:58 Another 9/11 Meme 27:30 Thighs vs Fruits 28:18 800$ Dollar Gorilla 29:29 Normal Billiards Game 30:38 Gayschlatt (Car Man #2) 32:00 Average JSchlatt viewer 32:46 What type of food do you like? (Car Man #3) 34:05 I hope nobody saw this 34:21 It’s Bingo Time 35:15 Supercuts 36:19 Sleepshitting 37:09 Freddy 37:55 Schlatt laughing at vehicular manslaughter 39:03 At the scene of the crime 39:15 I bet I can make you smile (Car Man #4) 41:10 Watermelon Man 41:40 Trolling goes too far 42:31 Gym Hypothetical (Car Man #5) 44:05 Schlorgasm 44:38 Crushing Video 45:39 Crushing Video #2 47:40 Schlatt Intervention (Feat. The Accursed Kit Kat Cruncher) 49:59 Little Buddy 51:01 Hot Dogs 52:00 Dog gets hit by a train (real) 52:30 He clumsy asf fr 53:30 Biggest Domino Chain 55:13 Epic Minecraft Intro 56:38 Wario 57:08 Schlejaculation 57:55 Snake 58:30 Nose Jumpscare 59:47 Banana 1:00:10 NO BITE 1:00:28 Sandwich Speedrun 1:01:47 Goofy Ahh Cat 1:02:28 “We know” 1:02:54 Common Larry W 1:03:37 Don’t forget the ice 1:05:06 Shit your pants 1:06:14 Bro can’t afford to die in Cleveland 1:06:50 Bizarre thought patterns 1:07:47 What’s your favorite candy? (Car Man #6) 1:09:48 Discord Mods 1:10:34 Skinwalker Practice 1:13:17 A rivalry as old as time 1:14:00 Schlatt is amused by baby toy 1:14:42 Crushing Video #3 1:16:03 Joker (2019) 1:16:30 World's most wanted domestic terrorist 1:16:48 American Psycho 1:20:03 Capybara (No Meth) 1:21:19 Spicy gummy bear 1:22:21 Not a single friend in sight :( 1:23:12 Friends :) 1:23:58 Average night in New York 1:25:00 Schlatts Basement livestream 1:25:59 Meow 1:26:54 English pronunciation test 1:28:01 Herbert 1:28:54 Watches 1:30:22 I Love Vampires 1:32:06 Brent Petersonjumpscare 1:33:02 How my Indian cousin eats a hot dog 1:33:54 Dry Bones 1:34:35 He called Saul 1:36:56 Vegetarian Cat 1:37:35 Awesome contraption 1:38:38 Caught this fish last night 1:40:21 Titanic when they saw the iceberg 1:41:03 Beef Wellington 1:42:18 20,000 Calories 1:43:29 Peach Cobbler reaction 1:44:40 JSchlatt fans 1:45:44 Common Bear W (ITS FREE) 1:46:38 Nasty Patty (RIP DOOM) 1:48:04 Man reinvents wheel to cook a cactus 1:50:45 Smack Cam 1:51:22 Eating my dogs face 1:52:20 Car unlocked 1:53:12 Bigfoot 1:54:14 Toucan :) 1:55:25 Mizkif 1:56:18 Me if I was a deer 1:57:08 3:00 AM 1:57:34 Bro was acknowledging the situation 1:58:56 Brent Peterson for president 1:59:27 Free will 2:01:15 Sprinkles 2:02:44 You fine as wine (Car Man #7) 2:04:03 Bro was side eyeing me 2:05:24 English pronunciation test #2 2:06:34 Don’t Google Mr Hands 2:08:05 funny_theanimals 2:10:10 Charity 2:11:26 He likes to eat 2:12:42 Cat cam 2:13:20 Wtf type of animal 2:13:58 Ringtone man 2:14:42 Onions 2:15:35 Schlatt draws the line 2:16:14 Favorite lolis 2:17:02 High note 2:17:40 Meteor hits earth 2:18:24 Uncle breaks the awkward silence 2:19:15 French “people” 2:19:40 Wise Mystical Tree 2:20:05 Bro was hungry 2:21:38 He got the 2:21:52 He’s trying his best 2:22:38 It is his favorite activity 2:23:42 You could really use a massage 2:24:36 Always check your dogs feet 2:25:13 🐬🐬🐬 2:25:32 Schlatt berates the elderly 2:27:50 Most socially aware Harry Potter fan 2:28:59 He didn’t get it :( 2:29:23 Pudgy 2:30:01 La creatura 2:30:52 Minecraft Steve Conspiracy 2:31:20 Baby Hammerhead 2:31:32 Mr Breast 2:32:37 Crow :) 2:33:02 Slight miscalculation 2:33:26 Fake explosion 2:34:06 Nathaniel B 2:35:55 He should have stayed quiet 2:37:10 This evenings porn agenda 2:38:20 Driving before her 2:39:15 English pronunciation test #3 2:41:27 Testicle Butter Dog

  • @gumsgang1216

    @gumsgang1216

    Жыл бұрын

    I miss my wife

  • @helm2505

    @helm2505

    Жыл бұрын

    RIP METALFACE DOOM

  • @flameguy3416

    @flameguy3416

    Жыл бұрын

    So annoying

  • @MistahFox

    @MistahFox

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh you did return to timestamp the rest, well done!

  • @samkavanagh9165

    @samkavanagh9165

    Жыл бұрын

    Get a hobby 💀

  • @pendomn5914
    @pendomn5914 Жыл бұрын

    Schlatt casually killing himself with mints just because he felt like it will never get old to me

  • @TheBeastlySort02
    @TheBeastlySort0210 ай бұрын

    I liked it when "Sclatt" ranked our "TikToks" in a neat, orderly "fashion"

  • @artistick4820
    @artistick4820 Жыл бұрын

    I had a nightmare that schlatt was going to change his thumbnail template for something new. Luckily it was all a bad dream

  • @cheddarsunchipsyes8144

    @cheddarsunchipsyes8144

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @benjaminketchup1741
    @benjaminketchup1741 Жыл бұрын

    first part of timestamps 0:18- schlatt daily routine 1:33- mannequin 2:46- magician revealed 5:25- what would you do 6:50- halloween scare 8:57- spin the bottle 12:11- helicopter pee pee 13:22- dumpy 14:22- batman 15:14- reflexes on point 15:36- (ice) cream 16:14- dog likes salmon 17:26- kentucky derby ahh 18:35- human trash 19:20- breadstick love 20:06- no blue raspberry 24:59- juked 26:59- oops 27:29- thighs be strong 28:24- monke 29:29- idek wtf is happening 31:13- schlatt has an aneurysm 32:22- high schoolers 33:15- mexican? 34:05- the twister 34:31- bingo time 35:24- supercuts w 36:25- poopy 37:10- freddy 37:55- roleplay at its finest 39:04- not chris 39:38- flustered schlatt 41:14- watermelon 41:48- robbed 42:29- LMAOOO 44:06- aloe vera w 44:52- crush 45:43- crush 2 50:00- lil dude 51:09- weenie 52:05- WATCH YO JET 52:33- clumsy asf fr 53:30- gay schlatt 55:14- minecraft 56:39- gottem 57:14- schlatt creamed 57:55- snek 58:48- slurp 59:47- banaenae 1:00:10- no bite 1:00:28- breakfast fancam 1:01:47- :( 1:02:46- no comment 1:03:00- larry w 1:03:41- intrusive thoughts be winning 1:05:07- no coincidence 1:06:16- cleaveland 1:06:50- car tutorial 1:08:22- hersheys kiss 1:10:03- four guys 1:10:34- skinwalker 1:13:16- cat squared up 1:14:01- funny noise 1:14:56- crush 3 1:16:04- mr prezzy 1:16:29- criminal 1:17:00- creepy dude 1:20:06- alvin 1:21:20- spicy 1:22:22- satisfying 1:23:12- how’d he do that 1:23:58- normal new yorker 1:25:08- jerma ahh 1:26:00- meow 1:27:00- DOA BOLE 1:28:01- herbert 1:28:56- idgaf 1:30:27- vampires

  • @vixiss00

    @vixiss00

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the timestamps

  • @theun6073

    @theun6073

    Жыл бұрын

    I forgot what helicopter pee pee oh boy it was worth clicking

  • @hannahheeeh

    @hannahheeeh

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks!

  • @SaltEater.

    @SaltEater.

    Жыл бұрын

    Thx

  • @sirsamiboi

    @sirsamiboi

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for you service

  • @Waludalf
    @Waludalf Жыл бұрын

    The reason i love vods so much is bc it allows me to watch content, play games and not have to look for a new video every 15 minutes

  • @Happy-is-Good8

    @Happy-is-Good8

    Жыл бұрын

    Cool why else

  • @ladycavalier

    @ladycavalier

    7 ай бұрын

    Same

  • @joshvarnado5593
    @joshvarnado5593 Жыл бұрын

    18:08 “Brings back memories, TO WHAT?!” Me: Mr.hands…

  • @joshvarnado5593

    @joshvarnado5593

    Жыл бұрын

    Edit: “ Edemclaw come on don’t say that” Me: Called it

  • @Lily-gh8tl
    @Lily-gh8tl Жыл бұрын

    Dear, Jschlatt I watched with most regret whilst you ridiculed 'VOD" specators. I myself included amongst them felt most insulted. Often finding myself far too taken in the labors of the day to partake in viewing you perform live. I enjoy to watch them at later date. You can imgaine my indagtion and confusion upon finding myself insulted by one who brings me so much joy. I simply request you cease the slandrous langauage agaist me and my compatriots. Best Wishes, Vod Viewer

  • @rygyd

    @rygyd

    Жыл бұрын

    how isn't this higher?

  • @Lily-gh8tl

    @Lily-gh8tl

    Жыл бұрын

    Dear, Dogeinator I was most pleased to read your correspondence. I thank you for your fine complaint. Best wishes, Lily

  • @vodkawhisperer3923

    @vodkawhisperer3923

    Жыл бұрын

    amen

  • @DMNSAlex

    @DMNSAlex

    Жыл бұрын

    mf how did you spell "imagine" wrong but spell "compatriots" correctly

  • @4ud170r

    @4ud170r

    Жыл бұрын

    Dear, @Lily It is most splendid letter I have seen in a long time. However there is only one single error, you missed a 'n' in the word "agaist". I hope you don't take offense. Wishing you a healthy and a long life, A Comment Reader

  • @painfullyaverage6949
    @painfullyaverage6949 Жыл бұрын

    This video genuinely had me in tears from laughing. *Especially* the Hersheys kiss clip

  • @caseyhamm4292
    @caseyhamm42927 ай бұрын

    one day “schlatt” will actually rank the videos

  • @sparklebum
    @sparklebum Жыл бұрын

    5:00 start of the ruination

  • @_.Boo_
    @_.Boo_ Жыл бұрын

    Schlatt isn’t blushing every time the guy came on, he was physically losing his will to continue

  • @A-Living-Potato
    @A-Living-Potato Жыл бұрын

    These tiktoks are almost as satisfying as “schlong” doing those devious little acts in 1999. (I am also happy for schlatts new relationship with lip biting man and hope everything goes well for them)

  • @Jilted84

    @Jilted84

    Жыл бұрын

    I know I still cant believe what Schlutt did in 99

  • @_nut_ella_

    @_nut_ella_

    Жыл бұрын

    can't believe he engaged in such tomfoolery back in '99

  • @jgcoverkknot5701

    @jgcoverkknot5701

    Жыл бұрын

    Devious

  • @Schnoz42069

    @Schnoz42069

    Жыл бұрын

    Shlitorus really did put the American justice system to the test

  • @sirsamiboi

    @sirsamiboi

    Жыл бұрын

    Common "Schlugg" W

  • @ringsfury
    @ringsfury Жыл бұрын

    I keep coming back to watch these because they’re great for background noise and there’s always something I haven’t seen because of being distracted lol

  • @Biddle_is_cool
    @Biddle_is_cool Жыл бұрын

    I love the way that “Schlatt” ranks all of the tiktoks he watches. Really entertaining!

  • @carsoncomplains
    @carsoncomplains Жыл бұрын

    8:46 "Schlatt" seeing the caption "Biden Shouts Out Dead Congresswoman" and immediately skipping is one of my new favorite moments

  • @Unlike_Monster
    @Unlike_Monster Жыл бұрын

    1:01:10 Schlatt pronouncing Swedish words is now one of my favorite things.

  • @thedoodes5134
    @thedoodes5134 Жыл бұрын

    Just schlatt eating a KitKat broke me, I started shaking, crying, laughing, and shouted from it.

  • @cygnus-nk3tz
    @cygnus-nk3tz Жыл бұрын

    I have yet to finish this video. I have tried four times now, but just can't seem to be able to watch its entirety. "Schlatt's" voice is just so soothing

  • @TropicDaKid
    @TropicDaKid Жыл бұрын

    Shlyranosourus Rex looks like the kinda guy to look at a bad situation and say "oh golly oh my, what ever will I do" Edit: I just finished the vod and he fuckin said it 💀

  • @BigBrainGamer58

    @BigBrainGamer58

    Жыл бұрын

    “ Shlyranosourus Rex”

  • @TropicDaKid

    @TropicDaKid

    Жыл бұрын

    @@BigBrainGamer58 you're goddamn right 🥸

  • @weestbound
    @weestbound Жыл бұрын

    this entertainment TikTok ranking was a perfect way to pass the time. Thank you "schlong" for the great videos, it truly shows the character development you've had after the '99 incident.

  • @The10thSpirit

    @The10thSpirit

    Жыл бұрын

    What?

  • @rygyd

    @rygyd

    Жыл бұрын

    @@The10thSpirit you know what they're talking about. you know. 99'.

  • @That.s_Me

    @That.s_Me

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@The10thSpiritmillions died that night, you should think before you speak

  • @Felixium22_TTV
    @Felixium22_TTV Жыл бұрын

    The sheer amount of times that these TikTok’s made “Schlatt” blush is great

  • @JacobHillSBD
    @JacobHillSBD Жыл бұрын

    “I’m just gonna explain what happens in the next video” *Next video proceeds to be the most inexplicable thing ever*

  • @Teaghoul
    @Teaghoul Жыл бұрын

    wow what a beautiful morning to watch “schlatt” watch “satisfying TikToks”

  • @Memu_

    @Memu_

    Жыл бұрын

    This bit is so overdone

  • @yumdinonugs

    @yumdinonugs

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Memu_ im in your walls

  • @Memu_

    @Memu_

    Жыл бұрын

    @@yumdinonugs Even more overdone. Come up with a new joke.

  • @AmbroseArietes

    @AmbroseArietes

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Memu_ I am your floorboards

  • @Teaghoul

    @Teaghoul

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Memu_ okay “memu”

  • @user-ju2bk9ut8b
    @user-ju2bk9ut8b Жыл бұрын

    45:32 Schlatt is like an older father trying to reconnect to his child by using hip slang that the kids use these days.

  • @Gimi_Pepto
    @Gimi_Pepto7 ай бұрын

    Has anyone noticed his water bottle?

  • @blazingcow123

    @blazingcow123

    21 күн бұрын

    what?

  • @Deluxe-wb8vy
    @Deluxe-wb8vy Жыл бұрын

    Shlungus' absolute primordial screech at the crab video had me rollin

  • @DrKoneko
    @DrKoneko Жыл бұрын

    I could not care less about schlatts teeth, that candy he ate was fine to chew. The thing about jolly ranchers is that It's physically impossible to chew them the way that kid did

  • @IROCKGAMER123

    @IROCKGAMER123

    Жыл бұрын

    Well clearly is isn't impossible

  • @PossumPlaygrounds

    @PossumPlaygrounds

    6 ай бұрын

    I literally fucking chipped a tooth on a jolly rancher

  • @levilevis9032
    @levilevis9032 Жыл бұрын

    Watching Schlatt pronouncing scandinavian food names is just warm soup to my soul.

  • @sleepyfox799
    @sleepyfox799 Жыл бұрын

    Little did Schlatt know that at 5:14 his whole life would change and he would met the love of his life

  • @arandomcat9675
    @arandomcat96757 ай бұрын

    i love how jshart always makes my day better

  • @heyitseyevan
    @heyitseyevan Жыл бұрын

    the sheer force to crack a fresh jolly rancher seems like tearing paper to him now to CRUSH IT no words 20:06

  • @rivermaxwell3834
    @rivermaxwell3834 Жыл бұрын

    After watching almost three hours of schlatt, I find myself questioning my sanity. And my life choices.

  • @Blackandblueapples
    @Blackandblueapples Жыл бұрын

    Gotta appreciate the amount of work “schlattster” puts into these videos.

  • @PipSqueak838
    @PipSqueak8389 ай бұрын

    Only KZreadr I will sit comfortably and watch for hours straight

  • @sfs855
    @sfs855 Жыл бұрын

    hey jshinkle! your video today “ranking” these “tiktoks” was extremely pleasureful. thanks jshat!

  • @aracusmooney
    @aracusmooney Жыл бұрын

    Schlatticus daddicus is back at it again with the tikitytokities

  • @gurpoid
    @gurpoid10 ай бұрын

    16:33 thats a savannah monitor. big lizaard

  • @ddawg123
    @ddawg1235 ай бұрын

    I love having schkidd making his mark on these wonderful tiktok's

  • @invisible-car-man
    @invisible-car-man Жыл бұрын

    i was checking the vods channel for several days straight for a new video, and i got blessed by this materpiece and i agree with the tierlist, that was simply excellent criticism on your end

  • @Ms.Partii
    @Ms.Partii Жыл бұрын

    I really liked when he ranked our TikToks

  • @miraclemassacre
    @miraclemassacre10 ай бұрын

    1:21 as a vod watcher i can confirm

  • @skittle4979
    @skittle497910 ай бұрын

    Fishy brokey :(

  • @xen0781
    @xen0781 Жыл бұрын

    Shladdy hits us with another great one

  • @saudade7842
    @saudade7842 Жыл бұрын

    To call these past couple of days shitty would be an understatement, but this has genuinely helped, thank you

  • @marcusborderlands6177

    @marcusborderlands6177

    Жыл бұрын

    Were they as shitty as what happened on September 11th 2001?

  • @saudade7842

    @saudade7842

    Жыл бұрын

    @@marcusborderlands6177 It was some Tragedy level shit

  • @grenindraw6947

    @grenindraw6947

    Жыл бұрын

    Hope you feel better soon, life is shit but so is shit, but we still gotta shit, so push through that shit till the next shit, ya got it?

  • @marcusborderlands6177

    @marcusborderlands6177

    Жыл бұрын

    @@saudade7842 damn, hope things recover back to some semblance of normalcy for ya

  • @cheddarsunchipsyes8144

    @cheddarsunchipsyes8144

    Жыл бұрын

    @@grenindraw6947 deep🥹

  • @ihonestlycantthinkofaname3763
    @ihonestlycantthinkofaname376311 ай бұрын

    Imagine watching it live and not being able to pause or watch another time at your own convenience and whim!

  • @kennedyhuff
    @kennedyhuff Жыл бұрын

    I can tell chat isn't used to using Ws or Ls because after Larry the cat's common W at 1:02:55, they put "W Larry" instead of "Warry" as professional W/L chatters do 🤓

  • @NoahIsCanned
    @NoahIsCanned Жыл бұрын

    I’m actually impressed you haven’t lost your sanity yet

  • @SillyStar420

    @SillyStar420

    Жыл бұрын

    Says who

  • @NoahIsCanned

    @NoahIsCanned

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SillyStar420 The Can Man

  • @SnazzyPurpleMan

    @SnazzyPurpleMan

    Жыл бұрын

    Schlanity

  • @AmbroseArietes

    @AmbroseArietes

    Жыл бұрын

    You assume he’s been sane

  • @AdminAbuse

    @AdminAbuse

    Жыл бұрын

    You must be new here

  • @angus4202
    @angus4202 Жыл бұрын

    for those wondering about the catfish In general, some species of catfish can survive out of water for ten hours, while others can last fifteen to eighteen hours and it depends on the conditions outside. Catfish have a special organ called the suprabranchial organ that allows them to survive for hours without water.

  • @ThatGuyProbablyYT
    @ThatGuyProbablyYT Жыл бұрын

    Shlitaris makes me laugh so much. Such a good content creator

  • @_.Boo_
    @_.Boo_ Жыл бұрын

    “If for the rest of the time I just said what was going on in the video?let’s see it” video plays **whimpers** great explanation schlatt

  • @timo-2046
    @timo-2046 Жыл бұрын

    I just love the "guessing how much calories are in that" just randomly popping up throughout the stream. XD

  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 Жыл бұрын

    The lights in “Schlatt’s” office are blinking because they know what terrible sins he has committed, the “tragedies” he’s caused. Judgement is coming for him soon for what he did in 1999.

  • @mileyrocks852
    @mileyrocks85210 ай бұрын

    49:55 with all the panic in chat? Absolutely refreshing 😂

  • @wxpdotjar
    @wxpdotjar Жыл бұрын

    I could watch a stream of a closeup of Schlatt crunching on mints for hours

  • @BlooperStupid
    @BlooperStupid Жыл бұрын

    ~3 hour Schlatt vod? You know I'm watching it same day.

  • @otetavo
    @otetavo Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for this vods shlatt, somehow these videos find me everytime i have insomnia and help me sleep.

  • @AsianHeisenberg
    @AsianHeisenberg Жыл бұрын

    Schlimjim never ceases to entertain me

  • @GabyWabyz
    @GabyWabyz9 ай бұрын

    Schlatt never fails to fill me up with his content

  • @ulfricthethird7535
    @ulfricthethird7535 Жыл бұрын

    Watching the vod is superior in every way

  • @skillie5677
    @skillie5677 Жыл бұрын

    can't wait for one stream to be exclusively men kissing and watch jschlatt either devolve into rage or drooling the entire time

  • @Retro_cake
    @Retro_cake3 ай бұрын

    Your videos always make my day! Thxs shlaggy waggy💀😭🤓

  • @hazmatfirehero6318
    @hazmatfirehero6318 Жыл бұрын

    “Schlatt” is flabbergasted by a man with sensual lips

  • @flyer5347
    @flyer5347 Жыл бұрын

    Nice to see some more Schlods being uploaded

  • @AEZAKM1
    @AEZAKM16 ай бұрын

    Alternate title: Jschlatt slowly goes fucking insane while chat does their own shit

  • @tsanimation7758
    @tsanimation7758 Жыл бұрын

    Jschlatt is one of our favorite person we love jschlatt🥰

  • @JavaScrapper
    @JavaScrapper Жыл бұрын

    Schlatt needs to list all these videos on KZread because these are great

  • @lukeodonnell924
    @lukeodonnell924 Жыл бұрын

    7:02 you can never be too careful. I once was munching on a jolly rancher and I bit into an entire Nickelback concert. Worst pain of my life.

  • @lockerbuddy2039

    @lockerbuddy2039

    Жыл бұрын

    Was chewing on a delicious gummy worm once. Then I walked to my car and got my shins sliced up because an evil character was under my car! Anyways, be wary, trick or treaters!

  • @TroyToaster001
    @TroyToaster0017 ай бұрын

    I just love how schlatt just does somthing mildley infuriating just to make chat go crazy.

  • @themorningstar126
    @themorningstar1268 ай бұрын

    13:50 we must stay focused brother

  • @kush2789
    @kush2789 Жыл бұрын

    When he says "Today we're watching some more TikToks" I can see eternal pain in his eyes.

  • @TropicDaKid
    @TropicDaKid Жыл бұрын

    I've been talking to my wrists again lately, this video is really doing wonders for me Schlatt. Thank you

  • @BigBrainGamer58

    @BigBrainGamer58

    Жыл бұрын

    Same bro

  • @godofeniu316

    @godofeniu316

    Жыл бұрын

    Hey man.. you okay? If you need someone to talk to i got snapchat insta and discord..

  • @gemmiebear2532
    @gemmiebear253210 ай бұрын

    The Hershey kiss part was hilarious Schlatts face made me laugh so hard😂

  • @AIKOIIII
    @AIKOIIII Жыл бұрын

    I ain't never laugh so hard at a f*ckin Vod this much, I laughed so hard my mom gettin tired of me 🤣🤣

  • @8bitblank
    @8bitblank Жыл бұрын

    25:49 the victims from '99 have come back to haunt him

  • @wisemysticaltree42069
    @wisemysticaltree42069 Жыл бұрын

    8:52 was that guy with the gun schlatt

  • @Evanocity
    @Evanocity Жыл бұрын

    I love how the damn text to speech voice is the daily dose of internet 😂 11:38

  • @thebluepikmim
    @thebluepikmim Жыл бұрын

    Bro I love the TikTok videos

  • @pg14s
    @pg14s Жыл бұрын

    I love it when “Schlatt” “ranked” the “tiktoks”

  • @toiletduck6886

    @toiletduck6886

    Жыл бұрын

    yeah “that” was “my” “favourite” part “too”

  • @misterhotdogs
    @misterhotdogs Жыл бұрын

    When "Schlinkenboppin" said, "it's tiktok time" I was touched and could feel the tiktoks coming inside of me

  • @pygien
    @pygien Жыл бұрын

    currently sick out of my mind so this is where my sickness has brought me.

  • @mayapartridge2094
    @mayapartridge20944 ай бұрын

    i love holding hands with shlatts cursor

  • @Irlcatboyy
    @Irlcatboyy Жыл бұрын

    I MISSED THE STREAM IM CRYING 😭😭😭

  • @0_beeno_0

    @0_beeno_0

    Жыл бұрын

    SAME IT WAS 12:36 AM FOR ME WHEN IT WAS STREAMED

  • @kaw57_

    @kaw57_

    Жыл бұрын

    W

  • @Caleb-fv5fp

    @Caleb-fv5fp

    Жыл бұрын

    Be a man

  • @kiarabeyxerco.

    @kiarabeyxerco.

    Жыл бұрын

    😭😭😭😭

  • @Mr.SoggyShoes

    @Mr.SoggyShoes

    Жыл бұрын

    I don’t have Twitch so I was gonna miss it either way lmao