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  • @bigal7613
    @bigal7613 Жыл бұрын

    Schlatt really went from a minecraft streamer to a commentary youtuber and to a full time reaction streamer

  • @bedi3983

    @bedi3983

    Жыл бұрын

    Only valid reaction streamer

  • @aaryabatchu1831

    @aaryabatchu1831

    Жыл бұрын

    In other words, Schlatt makes a lot of money.

  • @TheReeShow

    @TheReeShow

    Жыл бұрын

    It's the money making pipeline

  • @Muphetballs

    @Muphetballs

    Жыл бұрын

    The 3 money marks

  • @Li_me

    @Li_me

    Жыл бұрын

    He’s evolving, but just backwards

  • @CombatSkorost
    @CombatSkorost Жыл бұрын

    Bro as someone who works at a movie theater, it was fucking insane watching the dozens upon dozens of 18-22 year old men dressed in suits all greeting each other like they're about to see the opera

  • @Vlrak

    @Vlrak

    Жыл бұрын

    Bello

  • @drake4138

    @drake4138

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro same, shits crazy they just kept streaming in, cleaning those auditoriums sucked.

  • @Vlrak

    @Vlrak

    Жыл бұрын

    @@drake4138 Bello

  • @dennis_s

    @dennis_s

    Жыл бұрын

    You lucky man XD

  • @pimkinn

    @pimkinn

    Жыл бұрын

    Imagine being a mother, taking your kid to see the minions, only to see adults in well made suits professionally walking into your theater Life is crazy man lol

  • @acycle2124
    @acycle2124 Жыл бұрын

    The fact that he was gonna say autism at 7:13 but stopped himself is even funnier

  • @jakewebbersleftnipplepeircing

    @jakewebbersleftnipplepeircing

    4 ай бұрын

    “maybe that’s why i have au.. medical conditions.”

  • @moosekababs

    @moosekababs

    3 ай бұрын

    @@jakewebbersleftnipplepeircing THANK GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD THAT. i replayed that section like nine times trying to see if anyone in chat caught it / mentioned it but i didnt see anything lmfao

  • @zeelovesthee

    @zeelovesthee

    2 ай бұрын

    i was literally about to comment this omg 😂😂

  • @mohammedkebab

    @mohammedkebab

    2 ай бұрын

    i was literally gonna say the same 💀

  • @Xbox360MinecraftTutorialWorld

    @Xbox360MinecraftTutorialWorld

    Ай бұрын

    Relatable

  • @goosegooseproductions9587
    @goosegooseproductions958711 ай бұрын

    "I like this cat. I'm gonna send him a plushie." Famous last words.

  • @litexau
    @litexau Жыл бұрын

    I like the part where he lasted two minutes before bursting into a rant. Great job

  • @paigey-poo4235

    @paigey-poo4235

    Жыл бұрын

    no he lasted a minute, started a rant, realized he was breaking character and started a second rant to hide the first rant. "we shouldn't support disney even as a joke- uh I HATE MINIONS"

  • @litexau

    @litexau

    Жыл бұрын

    @@paigey-poo4235 my mistake thanks for clarifying

  • @technicaldifficulties7351

    @technicaldifficulties7351

    Жыл бұрын

    @@paigey-poo4235 fr the kid that doesnt get invited to parties ever

  • @whotftookthuurs

    @whotftookthuurs

    Жыл бұрын

    @@paigey-poo4235 jschlatt made me gay and leftist FUCK

  • @aduckonaplane3816

    @aduckonaplane3816

    Жыл бұрын

    I also last 2 minutes before bursting

  • @festusisfestive
    @festusisfestive Жыл бұрын

    I generally dont find vods that entertaining because theyre long, but these are so damn funny

  • @jointhecommunistpartywegot9415

    @jointhecommunistpartywegot9415

    Жыл бұрын

    You know what's long😏 *Chile* It is indeed rather long.

  • @PsiIIyCybin

    @PsiIIyCybin

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jointhecommunistpartywegot9415 come to new Mexico, we got that big d*ck chile🥵

  • @TiL_Deimos

    @TiL_Deimos

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jointhecommunistpartywegot9415 had me in the first half ngl

  • @guy126

    @guy126

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jointhecommunistpartywegot9415 8===D

  • @tyler3876

    @tyler3876

    Жыл бұрын

    Your girlfriend must find you entertaining then.

  • @kinko4786
    @kinko4786 Жыл бұрын

    I love watching these when i'm gonna sleep. Just the right amount of funny and crazy to make me sleep well. Yes Jshlatt is my comfortstreamer

  • @tsuyuthefroggirl3996

    @tsuyuthefroggirl3996

    9 ай бұрын

    Glad I’m not the only one.

  • @Kia_was_here_

    @Kia_was_here_

    9 ай бұрын

    Same

  • @shane658

    @shane658

    9 ай бұрын

    Hard to feel “comfort” from this “man” after what “he” did back in ‘99

  • @kinko4786

    @kinko4786

    9 ай бұрын

    @@shane658 Well you dont know exactly what happend do you?

  • @shane658

    @shane658

    8 ай бұрын

    @@kinko4786 we all "know" exactly what "he" did.

  • @Del1Ham
    @Del1Ham Жыл бұрын

    I love how schlatt had to go back and blur out how to make methaphetamine

  • @babystone42

    @babystone42

    3 ай бұрын

    I was going to like this comment, but you have 69 likes and I won't be the one to ruin it

  • @mohammedkebab

    @mohammedkebab

    2 ай бұрын

    @@babystone42 child

  • @babystone42

    @babystone42

    2 ай бұрын

    @@mohammedkebab correct

  • @Heebie-Deebies
    @Heebie-Deebies Жыл бұрын

    "it's either fat ass feet or 9/11 with you people" -Schloot

  • @ZirconiumPantsTeardown

    @ZirconiumPantsTeardown

    Жыл бұрын

    Schlute: jschlatt flavored flute

  • @teethbeans9994

    @teethbeans9994

    Жыл бұрын

    Man comas are so important in this comment😭

  • @Ottstop

    @Ottstop

    Жыл бұрын

    he forgot weezer

  • @pokaay3163

    @pokaay3163

    Жыл бұрын

    Idk why I giggled so long at “schloot”

  • @fireangel2275

    @fireangel2275

    Жыл бұрын

    And you know what, he's a Schlut for them

  • @j_pit3328
    @j_pit3328 Жыл бұрын

    I genuinely admire schlatt's ability to stretch 5-10 minutes of content out of every 15-30 second video, truly inspiring

  • @ashtonarmstrong9778

    @ashtonarmstrong9778

    Жыл бұрын

    "schlatt"

  • @toat_

    @toat_

    Жыл бұрын

    Literally it's so fucking annoying but i can't not watch

  • @burgbass

    @burgbass

    Жыл бұрын

    Wait until you watch Jabroni Mike, I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone make such an art form of it like that guy has.

  • @balls_gaming

    @balls_gaming

    4 ай бұрын

    wait until this guy discovers GTLIVE

  • @Kie7765
    @Kie77659 ай бұрын

    Minions caused 9.1.1

  • @G1tched_404

    @G1tched_404

    Ай бұрын

    Fr

  • @mystykgame
    @mystykgame Жыл бұрын

    22:27 THE CHANGE IN EXPRESSION

  • @gumsgang1216
    @gumsgang1216 Жыл бұрын

    TIMESTAMPS 0:12 Rise of Gru 2:34 Passed out on podcast 4:05 Bath sludge + Schlatt recalls childhood trauma 7:25 A Slight misconception of accuracy 8:40 That waters old 9:49 Three things you should never say to an alpha 11:40 Drinking the Eminem Potion 12:40 I have a question for all men 13:45 Weezerpost #1 14:52 Alpha Male diet 16:06 Shit myself 16:31 Class funeral 17:15 Average NYC Subway 20:26 Talking Ben chocolate + Schlatt talks to Ben 22:55 Tired of women 23:20 Birthday Hat 23:44 Me after I conquer the British 24:45 Scary creature 24:59 How to make Methamphetamine 25:33 Cascade 26:10 Bingus 27:12 10 Year Old type beat 27:59 Cake jumpscare 28:41 Sewer man 29:43 Wallnut Bowling type beat 31:01 H O R S E 32:14 Return of the Bakery Man 33:25 Dogs can’t boogie 34:14 Let the dogs out 34:51 Radio stays on 35:13 Russian Toyota 36:11 Do you fuck dudes? 36:41 Traffic Cone launcher 38:43 Man shits in bucket 40:13 I’m pissed off gamers (feat. 9/11) 42:08 Forehead 43:16 Gamers did you know? (Feat. CIA) 44:13 Nikes 45:50 Sigma Male car wash 46:14 I have no idea what is happening in this one honestly 47:25 Beautiful Voice 47:35 Lego speed build Millennium Falcon 48:57 Does Joe Biden have a brother 49:53 Hug 50:33 War on IRS 51:56 We are sending the first rat to the moon 52:14 Trying to fart quietly 52:51 Cat Roomba 53:36 Practice with other men 54:37 Hillbilly Shot 55:46 How to make sandwihc 56:31 Vape God 57:59 Free Chase parking sign 58:36 Why are my pants wet 59:11 Weezerpost #2 (feat. Schlatt as Two Face) 1:02:12 Clean cut 1:03:00 Transformer Jesus Christ 1:04:00 Emergency 1:05:02 Cat stare 1:05:45 Joe Biden vs Donkey Kong 1:07:49 Days without pissing my bed 1:08:14 RC Car Crash 1:09:16 Sigma Frog 1:09:53 Leukemia 1:10:02 Alcohol Overdose 1:11:10 Texans when 1:12:20 Mater 1:13:08 NPC activity 1:14:56 This is even better 1:15:14 Melon be Smellin 1:15:40 Two men kissing 1:16:17 Daddy was screaming 1:17:57 My Singing Monsters moment 1:18:32 State of Survival 1:20:29 Firework fail 1:22:04 The Silver Surfer 1:22:54 Car Driver slander 1:24:00 Hot Gravel 1:25:06 Ratatouille 1:25:34 Rent is Expensive 1:26:48 God Bless Israel 1:27:58 Obama Bike 1:30:09 Fucking 1:31:47 Joe Bicycle 1:32:05 Pizza Delivery 1:36:35 First day having a chicken 1:36:51 Joe Biden's husband 1:37:11 Biden getting lost 1:39:36 Folded 1:40:23 Sugar Free Redbull (feat. Oklahoma City Bombing) 1:42:00 Surprising my BF 1:42:40 JSchlatt rates your 9/11 impressions 1:45:14 Weezerpost #3 1:45:48 Grand Canyon 1:47:58 Quandale Graduation 1:48:44 Sewer Clash Royale 1:50:55 Subway Surfer 1:55:09 Nature Guide 1:56:19 Chris Pratt 1:56:58 The Girth 1:58:20 9/11 Baby! 1:59:12 The Cow Whisperer 2:00:27 What da cat doin? 2:01:56 Gen Z humor 2:03:27 Telling NPC’s weird things 2:05:31 Joe Rogan 2:07:11 I stole a traffic cone 2:08:27 1939 mfs 2:09:08 Here comes the airplane 2:09:28 I povited 2:10:57 I’m the bomb 2:11:18 Shark Tale kisses Madagascar 2:11:35 16 Wheeler 2:11:52 1v1 in COD 2:13:12 Vitamin Water 2:14:00 Very Human Man returns 2:15:40 Last row in class 2:16:46 Colorblind Rubix Cube 2:17:30 Watermelon 2:19:33 Railed by a man 2:20:35 Beached 2:21:03 Swag Check 2:22:40 The one who moves is gay 2:24:40 Hot Cheetos 2:25:34 Clay Pigeons 2:26:04 Hot Wings 2:26:42 Better Call Saul 2:27:12 Best Candle 2:28:23 Gen Z Humor 2 2:28:54 Vibe 2:29:19 New Sims DLC 2:30:26 Movie Scene 2:31:27 Vector irl 2:32:25 Lonely Joe 2:34:20 Jury Duty 2:35:12 Talking Ben (real) 2:37:10 Dinosaurs in Love 2:37:38 What da dog doin 2:38:10 Came out swinging 2:38:44 Tragic Plane Accident caught live 2:39:02 World Trade Center 1:1 2:39:39 Don’t want baby to cry 2:40:01 Michigan over Ohio 2:40:58 Walmart Chronicles 2:41:09 Alpha Mentality 2:41:33 Ratatouille 2 2:42:04 Roll yourself 2:42:29 Cat bath 2:43:10 Respect the crib 2:43:56 What song 2:44:35 Mandarin Oranges 2:45:18 Tornados gonna suck me 2:45:35 He knows the vibes 2:46:10 Frat House Drama 2:47:28 Babytron 2:47:49 Hit the gritty 2:48:06 Animal in the animal crackers 2:48:30 White Boy jumpscare 2:48:40 Body Count 2:49:15 Average Brooklyn Resident 2:49:59 Chivalry isn’t dead 2:50:17 Actual wholesome video (extremely rare) 2:50:31 Crackhead moment 2:50:49 100$ Bill 2:51:08 Didn’t know you were chill like that 2:51:38 Crackhead returns 2:51:54 Drunk Driving is Legal

  • @gumsgang1216

    @gumsgang1216

    Жыл бұрын

    Schlack I know it gets you views but please stop I can’t keep doing this

  • @envy7272

    @envy7272

    Жыл бұрын

    What the actual fuck lmfao why did you do this you madlad

  • @asterhive7730

    @asterhive7730

    Жыл бұрын

    HOLY SHIT-

  • @nousername1916

    @nousername1916

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks king

  • @TheLibertador

    @TheLibertador

    Жыл бұрын

    .

  • @8bitpixelbreakin
    @8bitpixelbreakin Жыл бұрын

    The "It's free" joke is seriously one of my favorite reoccurring bits in these streams.

  • @toptiergaming6900

    @toptiergaming6900

    6 ай бұрын

    They technically are public property

  • @Mai_mna

    @Mai_mna

    6 ай бұрын

    Hey, if there's no price tag, it's free!!

  • @8bitpixelbreakin

    @8bitpixelbreakin

    6 ай бұрын

    My tax money paid for it, so I'm just taking back what's rightfully mine.@@Mai_mna

  • @CrimsonGold-pq8xy

    @CrimsonGold-pq8xy

    5 ай бұрын

    We are untemporarily borrowing it

  • @Samurisis
    @Samurisis Жыл бұрын

    ironically he has one of the best hairlines i’ve ever seen

  • @DesertRo5e
    @DesertRo5e Жыл бұрын

    Schlatt is the type of person to lecture you when you show him a meme

  • @festusisfestive
    @festusisfestive Жыл бұрын

    I saw rise of gru in theatres, it had a very message, and was a masterpiece of cinema. I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to watch movies that.

  • @pimkinn

    @pimkinn

    Жыл бұрын

    Minions forever

  • @drowsystag46yearsago5

    @drowsystag46yearsago5

    Жыл бұрын

    It was the most movie ever

  • @rarefishtycoon6430

    @rarefishtycoon6430

    Жыл бұрын

    Drone

  • @lockerbuddy2039

    @lockerbuddy2039

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, the movie definitely had visuals, ya know? And there was voice acting. And there was a script, definitely a script!

  • @adrianrichardson5257

    @adrianrichardson5257

    Жыл бұрын

    The movie has made a Grumillion dollars

  • @YourManMichael
    @YourManMichael Жыл бұрын

    This is gonna be a banger vod to watch, i just know it. Big guy never disappoints

  • @Masonia_

    @Masonia_

    Жыл бұрын

    I was disappointed 😠😠🤬🤬🤬😠😠🤬🤬😠🤬🤬🤬😠🤬😠🤬🤬😱🤬😠

  • @giddiethefox

    @giddiethefox

    Жыл бұрын

    yes spacklett is amazing

  • @bluberry1517
    @bluberry1517 Жыл бұрын

    8:41 new season of breaking bad looks crazy

  • @sphenixity2478
    @sphenixity2478 Жыл бұрын

    8:52 “that waters OOLLD” *proceeds to drink it more(

  • @cyanideinmycereal1077
    @cyanideinmycereal1077 Жыл бұрын

    I love the "5 dollars used to go a long way" conversation where chat is like "OMG ur so old!" Like bro this wasn't the stone age this was less than 2 years ago.

  • @markbertrand6052

    @markbertrand6052

    Жыл бұрын

    tf u mean it was like 10 years ago

  • @cyanideinmycereal1077

    @cyanideinmycereal1077

    Жыл бұрын

    @@markbertrand6052 Bro like not even a year ago I could fill a 20 gallon tank for like 20-30 bucks and I’d be lucky not to break 100 now lol.

  • @jamdamn3485

    @jamdamn3485

    Жыл бұрын

    Not really 15 years ago 5 dollars was still not alot

  • @cyanideinmycereal1077

    @cyanideinmycereal1077

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jamdamn3485 Bro in some areas of the U.S 5 bucks of gas was like a quarter tank, now that same amount of gas is like 20 bucks lol.

  • @jamdamn3485

    @jamdamn3485

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cyanideinmycereal1077 okay yeah but that's not really Bidens fault we just had a global pandemic and a war just started

  • @haxincorporated1663
    @haxincorporated1663 Жыл бұрын

    Hairless cats are based cause if you have two of them and they fight it just sounds like they're slapping the shit out of each other and its fucking hilarious

  • @sierra121cyan
    @sierra121cyan Жыл бұрын

    saying 'it's free' when you steal a traffic light is the perfect way to get your house broken into, everything of value taken, and a single note being left where your pc once sat saying 'its free'

  • @alternode6697
    @alternode669710 ай бұрын

    theres like 5 youtubers who can actually make me laugh, this man is one of them

  • @Grady2242
    @Grady2242 Жыл бұрын

    It always brings a smile to my face whenever skat posts a vod

  • @sherkdonkyposs

    @sherkdonkyposs

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah I love skart videos

  • @conecon7425

    @conecon7425

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too, shart is awesome.

  • @dipdungus8175

    @dipdungus8175

    Жыл бұрын

    I love shit

  • @peabrainfunni6355

    @peabrainfunni6355

    Жыл бұрын

    I agree, shlamongus vods are always entertaining

  • @aidandozier9570

    @aidandozier9570

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah "shlaundale schlingle" vods are highly entertaining

  • @KaiAllistar
    @KaiAllistar Жыл бұрын

    Why does 1:33:00 just make me think of JSchlatt as a dad? Dude is straight up asking if they wanna watch Spongebob, and they’re screaming yes, and he isn’t even against it. Straight up father JSchlatt. That’s genuinely adorable. Also, 2:09:40 could very well not be faked, by the way. I don’t really have a stutter, but when I’m talking a lot around around people, I usually do. I sound like this a lot, even begin speaking about random things, and will go on for half a minute to a minute before I give up speaking and have to say each word individually later. So I kinda understand where this guy is coming from, and that this could all be real, but it’s still pretty funny.

  • @channel13113

    @channel13113

    Жыл бұрын

    9:54

  • @HavingCrumpets

    @HavingCrumpets

    Жыл бұрын

    the most fandom comment I ever fucking seen

  • @fart63

    @fart63

    Жыл бұрын

    @@HavingCrumpets shat: normal ass streamer things Somebody: omg is shat a dad 🥺🥺🥺 that’s so cute

  • @AHHHHHHHH21

    @AHHHHHHHH21

    6 ай бұрын

    parasocial moment

  • @FranklinFazbender
    @FranklinFazbender5 ай бұрын

    52:31 No schlatt we call that a gas chamber

  • @KingOfGaymes
    @KingOfGaymes Жыл бұрын

    1:08:34 I just love the insane loud laugh he lets out from seeing a kid get whacked in the head with a toy car Kids getting hurt will always be funny

  • @TheLegoNation
    @TheLegoNation Жыл бұрын

    My favorite parts 13:47 weird car noise 21:06 Schlatt talks to ben 27:59 a classic motorcycle I promise 31:40 it’s him 32:14 he’s back 34:17 no 36:51 shooting a firework out of a cone goes wrong 38:47 that 48:58 does joe Biden have a brother? 58:15 chase bank 59:11 Schlatt almost ends the stream 1:15:41 why did you wait for the countdown? 1:27:36 he takes off his finger 1:31:48 sleepy joe 1:32:07 an entire SpongeBob episode 1:36:53 joe bidens husband 1:37:12 joe got lost at the White House 1:39:06 Schlatt calms down with SpongeBob 1:42:40 Schlatt watches Schlatt 1:44:52 oh 1:44:58 Schlatt calms down with SpongeBob 2 1:45:11 O_O 1:45:14 Schlatt and weezer mix 1:48:46 clash royale in the sewer 2:01:20 again… 2:01:25 Schlatt calms down with SpongeBob 3 2:01:47 Schlatt loves sponge… bob 2:35:51 Schlatt talks to Ben part 2 2:52:43 hi I’m joe bidens husband “again”

  • @bbolt8473

    @bbolt8473

    Жыл бұрын

    How did you know

  • @hussissalmon

    @hussissalmon

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bbolt8473 Probably watched it live or the vod on twitch

  • @IndependentOreo

    @IndependentOreo

    Жыл бұрын

    Don’t forget the Schlorts

  • @drenivitvitskiji1395

    @drenivitvitskiji1395

    Жыл бұрын

    You left out the hot box and the guy pissing himself on the irs? Those killed me

  • @sinistralhydra

    @sinistralhydra

    Жыл бұрын

    Damn, man finished the video before it was uploaded.

  • @catandgrouper4760
    @catandgrouper4760 Жыл бұрын

    “It’s either fat ass, feet, or 9/11” This was a sentence stated and nothing will ever take the top spot again.

  • @wayomayo
    @wayomayo11 ай бұрын

    lets all thank shlsolg for such an entertaining video

  • @THEGOOBERMEISER
    @THEGOOBERMEISER7 ай бұрын

    Jschlatt: u toppled Me: toppled like the twins

  • @realkingzam
    @realkingzam Жыл бұрын

    this couldn't have come at a better time i'm going on a roadtrip in a couple of days and now i have something to watch during it

  • @VPRPenguinLover

    @VPRPenguinLover

    Жыл бұрын

    Same here

  • @eimryuec9893

    @eimryuec9893

    Жыл бұрын

    same bro, im on a 6-7 hour trip and this makes the painful ammount of sitting worth the while

  • @jaredcase5587

    @jaredcase5587

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m in LaGuardia airport taking a fat shit while watching this vod

  • @stuffedbrains

    @stuffedbrains

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m also on a road trip

  • @joni4867

    @joni4867

    Жыл бұрын

    have fun!!!

  • @theundercook_spaghetti3198
    @theundercook_spaghetti3198 Жыл бұрын

    1:16:35 so, a bit of an explanation. This is an episode from Malcolm in the middle where Hal loses his job and Lois does her job full time so the dad stays at home, taking care of Dewey. When he goes to the park, he sees some strong men and learns they are dumber than his toddler child so he makes him do his budding. When he wants to go back home, the men develop abandonment issues and don’t want to leave him. Thus, this clip.

  • @teethbeans9994

    @teethbeans9994

    Жыл бұрын

    Do you know what episode?

  • @shmimhead2476

    @shmimhead2476

    Жыл бұрын

    @@teethbeans9994 Season 6 episode 2 “Busey’s run away”

  • @teethbeans9994

    @teethbeans9994

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shmimhead2476 thank you!!

  • @theundercook_spaghetti3198

    @theundercook_spaghetti3198

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shmimhead2476 thank you kind stranger

  • @thatalien5663
    @thatalien56637 ай бұрын

    I cannot believe I just watched this without stopping.

  • @leokun9496
    @leokun94968 ай бұрын

    I loved the vid bro keep up the good work

  • @ozhin3317
    @ozhin3317 Жыл бұрын

    1:14:39 I just noticed this but that guy who threw water on the grease fire is the Maintenance man. I recognize that shirt from when I used to do McDonald's Maintenance. He is supposed to be trained to handle that equipment. How in the hell did he not know how to handle this?

  • @PliskinYT

    @PliskinYT

    Жыл бұрын

    Probably didn't get trained right if at all

  • @LogicalExtremist
    @LogicalExtremist Жыл бұрын

    I saw Rise of Gru with a couple of friends and some guys walked in wearing suits screaming Gru while me and my friends all just laughed. On September 11th, 2001 two planes were driven into two towers called the Twin Towers where 2,977 lives were lost.

  • @zechariahellis

    @zechariahellis

    Жыл бұрын

    2,977

  • @awfulknight3344

    @awfulknight3344

    Жыл бұрын

    Plaines*

  • @FreeHugzUwU
    @FreeHugzUwU9 ай бұрын

    I just got done crying and then I come back Jschlatt whipped out his phone and started talking to Ben and that conversation got me

  • @watchdogs491games7
    @watchdogs491games7 Жыл бұрын

    Most of the time I can't really watch vods but all of these vods are bangers

  • @astraltempestvt
    @astraltempestvt Жыл бұрын

    For those people taking street signs and whatnot: "In most cases, sign theft is a misdemeanor, and the penalty is a fine and potentially up to a year in jail."

  • @steoff

    @steoff

    Жыл бұрын

    moral: don’t get caught

  • @ghoustly9044

    @ghoustly9044

    Жыл бұрын

    I was the one who put the vid with all the signs, if you dont get caught there is no penalty :)

  • @xXsillysussyXx

    @xXsillysussyXx

    Жыл бұрын

    but only if they find it :)

  • @petertodorov5592

    @petertodorov5592

    Жыл бұрын

    So you're saying its free if theres nobody to fine you

  • @ikmwrime29sorryaira60

    @ikmwrime29sorryaira60

    Жыл бұрын

    Officer, I found them.

  • @P4R4DoXX
    @P4R4DoXX Жыл бұрын

    Great to rewatch this stream without 4 ads playing every 5 minutes

  • @PikaveeT

    @PikaveeT

    Жыл бұрын

    Now it’s 2 every 6 minutes!

  • @P4R4DoXX

    @P4R4DoXX

    Жыл бұрын

    @@PikaveeT Maybe stretch those minutes out by 4 and I'll be happy

  • @MCGR

    @MCGR

    Жыл бұрын

    addblocker

  • @Youtubecansuckmycock

    @Youtubecansuckmycock

    Жыл бұрын

    I was getting them way more fucking often then that… pissed me off.

  • @nemop9885
    @nemop9885 Жыл бұрын

    13:45 BEST CLIP

  • @tony.mations
    @tony.mations5 ай бұрын

    Me watching gumball say that going to rise of gru was ocky wave then proceeding to beat dream’s ass this year

  • @MeowMeow-pu4gw
    @MeowMeow-pu4gw Жыл бұрын

    Dude when he said that minions follow you everywhere, he is not lying. Every single day I try to get away from them they always are just coming back to haunt me.

  • @leafcrit99

    @leafcrit99

    Жыл бұрын

    I have Tesla Coils set up. It brings me joy hearing the electrocution of a minion as they try to raid my compound.

  • @Checkviewpreview
    @Checkviewpreview Жыл бұрын

    15:06 so this is where the "on average you eat 8 spiders a year" thing comes from, its just this guy, making it an average

  • @connorleventreux4867

    @connorleventreux4867

    Жыл бұрын

    he is spiders georg

  • @genericusername6204
    @genericusername6204 Жыл бұрын

    17:00 bro messed up his duolingo streak

  • @SaladLover12345
    @SaladLover12345 Жыл бұрын

    13:30 i just got the gay joke

  • @windjager2177

    @windjager2177

    9 ай бұрын

    XD

  • @camillebates2762
    @camillebates2762 Жыл бұрын

    i laugh at things harder when schlatt is sitting confused in the corner

  • @TropicDaKid
    @TropicDaKid Жыл бұрын

    Yo schluggy boy, I heard New Yorkers are the fastest readers in the world. Something about flying through 80 stories in a matter of seconds, TWICE. Can you believe that almost 3,000 people can do that?

  • @KemVRGaming
    @KemVRGaming Жыл бұрын

    I fall asleep to you every night while watching these vods lmfaoo and I just realized I probably dropped over a 100 hours in your videos and I just subscribed

  • @Youtubecansuckmycock

    @Youtubecansuckmycock

    Жыл бұрын

    The ads every fucking 30 seconds makes this almost unbearable…

  • @cthulhurage4580
    @cthulhurage45807 ай бұрын

    12:47 the bottom panel dude stayed till he found out it was about women bro same XD

  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 Жыл бұрын

    I agree with “Shlatt’s” hatred for minions, for I also share such hatred towards them

  • @CH4OT1CL0V3

    @CH4OT1CL0V3

    Жыл бұрын

    I agree.

  • @Wren-xoxo

    @Wren-xoxo

    Жыл бұрын

    So do i but i found the whole joke funny with the suits

  • @jointhecommunistpartywegot9415

    @jointhecommunistpartywegot9415

    Жыл бұрын

    What minion race do you think is the best? I think two eyed minions are in any way superior.

  • @Dusky_Mqn

    @Dusky_Mqn

    Жыл бұрын

    Unbased

  • @bigheadrat9493

    @bigheadrat9493

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jointhecommunistpartywegot9415 i like the two eyed minions that are tall or average sized

  • @PinnePon
    @PinnePon Жыл бұрын

    I used to think that Jschlatt was stupid, after hearing him rant about minions i changed my mind

  • @chiefowl
    @chiefowl Жыл бұрын

    never thought id end up in schlatts channel after an unsupervised visit to the NY train system. schlatts reaction of utter bewilderment is priceless

  • @CheckCheckCheckCheck
    @CheckCheckCheckCheck Жыл бұрын

    I watch Jschlatt all the time, but unfortunately i have come to a dangerous realization. The amount of times I have been seriously inured trying to eat while watching his videos is.. astounding. I really need to stop taking drinks every time something funny happens.

  • @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676
    @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 Жыл бұрын

    10:55 true alphas know that if you stay Unstrapped the buckle makes a good beer opener

  • @whatbroicanhave50character35

    @whatbroicanhave50character35

    Жыл бұрын

    TRUE Alphas only drink 190 Proof grain liquor. Straight from the bottle, on fire with no chaser, you puss. Beer is for women and for cooking with, kind of like wine, but it tastes worse and has less alcohol. Yikes this sounded serious so I figured I'd leave this here: /s

  • @Bmanwins
    @Bmanwins Жыл бұрын

    Even though I can't catch the streams I always like watching the vods.

  • @Torawes
    @Torawes Жыл бұрын

    Without edits, he is so wholesome

  • @trenchcoatbandit
    @trenchcoatbandit Жыл бұрын

    fun fact when you get tired like that sometimes you can just close your eyes and still hear and be conscious of everythings going on around ya. did that many times between gear on the crab boat

  • @AstroChaiTea
    @AstroChaiTea Жыл бұрын

    this is the first VOD ever I've watched all the way through. I am very pleased

  • @new_levi
    @new_levi Жыл бұрын

    16:29 AS A ROMANIAN,I CAN CONFIRM THAT THAT IS A STUDENT AFTER A TEST. I FELT THAT ON A PERSONAL LEVEL

  • @redthewarrior1569
    @redthewarrior156911 ай бұрын

    24:30 I actually had a Toothtunes brush when I was younger, and it played We Will Rock You by Queen

  • @Crim-zero
    @Crim-zero Жыл бұрын

    5:00 man couldn’t handle his drink prepared the oky way

  • @invisible-car-man
    @invisible-car-man Жыл бұрын

    1:27:37 another rare moment where schlatt is absolutely bumblefluzzled and uses his strange finger movements to invoke the dark depths unknowingly

  • @darkestcorgi6679
    @darkestcorgi6679 Жыл бұрын

    i loved the start of the stream schlatt i have got to check you out live more often

  • @zzzetsulive
    @zzzetsulive2 ай бұрын

    Shlambert really knocking it outa the park

  • @wolflink1455
    @wolflink1455 Жыл бұрын

    32:19 there is a flippin' alien in the bushes and I am not sure what to think 0.0 Also, I am pretty new to this channel, and I find your meme content pretty darn funny, thanks for making me laugh!

  • @whatbroicanhave50character35
    @whatbroicanhave50character35 Жыл бұрын

    Please do "Schlatt Rates Your Disgusting Kitchens"

  • @theelltrain8985

    @theelltrain8985

    Жыл бұрын

    That wouldn’t work as the majority of his audience never leaves their bedroom.

  • @whatbroicanhave50character35

    @whatbroicanhave50character35

    Жыл бұрын

    @@theelltrain8985 Can confirm. I spend 12-22 hours a day in my bedroom.

  • @doublespoonco

    @doublespoonco

    Жыл бұрын

    Do i have news for you

  • @Parasyte316
    @Parasyte316 Жыл бұрын

    Holy crap I got soo many freaking memories from schlatt talking about his dinner experiments.

  • @brianna2147
    @brianna21474 ай бұрын

    I think I may be in love with this man 😂😂

  • @kylethewolf
    @kylethewolf Жыл бұрын

    15:38 When I searched it up all I got is fuсking spider riders anime opening, wtf

  • @Tococat6793
    @Tococat6793 Жыл бұрын

    83% of Mr. "Shclatt's" following has road signs, and I'm proud to be part of that 83%

  • @anshulfail

    @anshulfail

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s not free

  • @evieluna9103

    @evieluna9103

    Жыл бұрын

    same

  • @dailyyoutubeuser

    @dailyyoutubeuser

    Жыл бұрын

    @@anshulfail But its free

  • @remedy07

    @remedy07

    Жыл бұрын

    @@anshulfail But its free

  • @Tococat6793

    @Tococat6793

    Жыл бұрын

    @@anshulfail it is free, the school didn't need that speed limit sign anyway.

  • @BigTastyApple
    @BigTastyApple Жыл бұрын

    Schlatt really tried to pull a Ludwig and succeeded, we just couldn't see his genius to keep the stream alive

  • @klonxwastaken
    @klonxwastaken9 ай бұрын

    i got a state of survival ad that was literally just footage of a weird structure building game on pc

  • @CloudColumncat
    @CloudColumncatАй бұрын

    1:11:45 I don't know what it's like in other places, but in Korea, there's a place called Busan, like Texas. In the case of Korea, if there is a weather phenomenon where 1cm of snow accumulates in Busan, it is a sign that more than 1m of snow will fall in other areas. so..

  • @nojatha4637
    @nojatha4637 Жыл бұрын

    Oh Schlatt uploaded a new 3 hour vod? Tomorrow I'll grab a pizza after work while I watch the whole thing and relax. What a life.

  • @martijnbijpost4159
    @martijnbijpost4159 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you schleezer for these amazing vods. But please stop drinking those weezer blue drinks. That's an edit waiting to happen.

  • @declanhandley-byrne4335
    @declanhandley-byrne4335 Жыл бұрын

    "Why didn't we get Kanye?" Let me count the ways, dear Schlatt...

  • @PositivePeachMilly
    @PositivePeachMilly8 ай бұрын

    My headphones weren’t working until it was on a really loud part and I had a heart attack because it was on full volume

  • @FeeshUnofficial
    @FeeshUnofficial Жыл бұрын

    I'm fully convinced the only reason minions memes blew up was because it's so fucking funny that minions got more sales from memes than morbius

  • @RandomGNK

    @RandomGNK

    10 ай бұрын

    I mean tbh they both got old fast but morbin time got old faster

  • @FeeshUnofficial

    @FeeshUnofficial

    10 ай бұрын

    @@RandomGNK disagree. The whole joke with the morbius meme was that everyone said they would go but didn't go

  • @qinjikofoxx5580
    @qinjikofoxx5580 Жыл бұрын

    I love how everyone keeps spamming Schlatt with Buddy Holly. Continue to spam this man with Wheezer. I crave his suffering.

  • @willster2967
    @willster2967 Жыл бұрын

    Love that he added a beer joke dissing corona as if any of his fans are of legal drinking age or have any idea about beer

  • @distracted-tea
    @distracted-tea9 ай бұрын

    2:39:17 “SEND FEET PICS” bro thought that would go unnoticed

  • @nagymoussa6000
    @nagymoussa6000 Жыл бұрын

    love ur content big guy. keep it up!

  • @meh9220
    @meh9220 Жыл бұрын

    Hey Shatt, I really enjoyed the video my favorite was the milk bath smoothie.I hope all your subscribers otherwise known as the SHCLANG enjoyed as well.

  • @Owen_Williams
    @Owen_Williams8 ай бұрын

    Downloaded one of your videos because I was traveling 2 hours and you normally stream for 2 hours and it was perfect and then there's a 9/11 joke and other person next to me just stared at me for the rest of the flight

  • @user-rg7um4xf5c
    @user-rg7um4xf5c9 ай бұрын

    the fact that i now know that the car radio does infact stay on during car crashes only further convinces me to always listen to something thatll make the tragic situation funny

  • @jadebaxter8181
    @jadebaxter8181 Жыл бұрын

    this edgy humor is making America feel like a doomsday event

  • @fanfan9554

    @fanfan9554

    Жыл бұрын

    we're getting close to the punchline. : )

  • @Jadelyn_Bella1026

    @Jadelyn_Bella1026

    Жыл бұрын

    Is VanossGaming in control the doomsday

  • @cameroncardinal3974

    @cameroncardinal3974

    Жыл бұрын

    Not making, it is

  • @user-wii
    @user-wii Жыл бұрын

    I don't usually watch Vods cause it's too long and i have an attention span of a ROCK but schlattastas's are sooo funny and good :D His the only vod person i watch lol ^^

  • @wafflehouse42069
    @wafflehouse420697 ай бұрын

    "Why would i want to be in that car ? It crashed" 😂

  • @user-bv5en7mh4m
    @user-bv5en7mh4m7 ай бұрын

    Schlatt: talks to chat for 1 sec Chat:respectfully stfu

  • @jdwoods5790
    @jdwoods5790 Жыл бұрын

    In this stream we finally found out the identity of who did the 99 killings, it was Schlitterbahn and we also found out his other identity, mr hands

  • @leafcrit99

    @leafcrit99

    Жыл бұрын

    Schlum Schlucket

  • @gerrador0
    @gerrador0 Жыл бұрын

    16:00 LMAO, it actually links to the hit show Spider Riders' OP

  • @OrionsTale
    @OrionsTale Жыл бұрын

    New York - 10 ft of snow and you gotta check if school's cancelled Montana, the Dakotas, and Idaho - 20 ft and you might get a weather alert Central/South Canada and Central Russia - Blizzards throughout 75% of winter and MAYBE you'll get off work North Canada, Alaska, Siberia and any Nordic country - Another Ice Age could start and you wouldn't even notice.

  • @imtotallynathan7564
    @imtotallynathan75648 ай бұрын

    When I was a kid when you got 20$ or 10$ if felt like you were a millionaire. That was when you could go get your dream toy at toys r us

  • @FaeTheMf
    @FaeTheMf Жыл бұрын

    8:00 so close, yet so far… if only he hadn’t put everything into strength 😂😂😂

  • @plongoid291
    @plongoid291 Жыл бұрын

    4:04 DUDE THIS VIDEO HAS ME ACTUALLY CRYING HOLY FUCK LMAO. No fucking little bits of tears I went from laughing to sobbing my eyes out lmao

  • @kaycode11948
    @kaycode119489 ай бұрын

    i now call schlatt ranking stuff ‘schlanking’.

  • @Squidified1
    @Squidified19 ай бұрын

    I wish I could turn up the videos without turning up Schlatt

  • @bearyelverton720

    @bearyelverton720

    9 ай бұрын

    Sin

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