The Schlanket is coming soon.

@honahearts

25 күн бұрын

I ate it.

@wildwizard110

25 күн бұрын

I was here

@cognitome

25 күн бұрын

i need it right now

@bluu290

25 күн бұрын

I know what you did schlummp, you cannot run forever

@FBIVIBER

25 күн бұрын

We are still waiting for the "rating you" video

Dont let this distract you from that Schlatt 100% changed the name of the now Schlatt & Co channel just so he wouldnt get a golden playbutton that had "Schlagg" on it

@illuminateddiscs_

24 күн бұрын

what a coward

@Doobydoe

24 күн бұрын

When you receive the KZread notification to get ir you can chose what name goes on the play button, it's not necessarily the channel's name, so I don't think that's the reason

@personahub3740

24 күн бұрын

@@Doobydoe thats probably true but counterargument: the reason i stated is funnier

@Doobydoe

24 күн бұрын

@@personahub3740 that's true

@cronij7240

19 күн бұрын

@@personahub3740 based

Timestamps 0:12 Barack Hussein Obama 1:32 *not* an ikea showroom 3:07 the average lead paint consumer 4:35 (probably) not an ikea showroom 5:34 ~~~FIRST CAT BREAK~~~ 7:51 Alphabmw 10:27 first legless camera angle 12:05 church of Cr1tikal 13:59 ~~~TOBYN JACOBS INTERMISSION~~~ 16:18 parasitic living 18:50 fucked up cat 19:59 second legless camera angle 22:03 churnable pc 23:35 schlander 26:13 least expensive new york apartment at $5,000.00 27:57 average linux user 30:33 -10,000 social credit 31:26 ⱧɆⱠⱠØ, ₴₵ⱧⱠ₳₮₮ 32:47 the setting of every asylum horror game 34:40 cardboard man 36:58 the sauce closet 37:57 s(ch)latt 39:29 a legitimate threat to progression of the human race 42:26 the pillow-fort we wish we had 45:00 psych ward escapee 47:09 sfx man 49:05 life changing dicovery 51:00 Exp. 1911 - "Schleufus" 52:23 "Schlatt" 53:58 ~~~SCHLANKET PLUG~~~ 54:34 lasmun beppo 56:35 least expensive LA studio at $10,000.00 57:46 λonʁ ƨᴉuƨ μɑʌԍ ɻonuq λon 59:08 ~~~TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES~~~ 1:00:29 average valorant player that all im doing for now, if you want more, like because i dont get enough attention from my parents and have a crippling self doubt problem 👍

@BeccaCrossing

24 күн бұрын

Thonk you

@geoffrey6000

24 күн бұрын

Thang you

@gollumToast

24 күн бұрын

c o n t i n u e

@DXRTY-PXMAS

24 күн бұрын

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

@FunkyNoobian

22 күн бұрын

3:50:00 John Freedom

1:05:47 I love how the LITERAL FRAME Wilbur shows up everyone instantly goes into death-con protocol levels of panic modes

@s4dg

25 күн бұрын

it's DEFCON

@personahub3740

25 күн бұрын

@@s4dg Alr now im keeping it how it is onpurpose

@aterrariastarcell5952

25 күн бұрын

@@personahub3740W response

@Walleyedwosaik

25 күн бұрын

@@personahub3740it's obviously post modern ironic humour ;)

@Slobbynobby

24 күн бұрын

We love a bit of nibbling idk what yall on aboot

Schlang never fails to violate my personal space

@LtCdrXander

25 күн бұрын

Just like he did to those people back in 1999

@SlowGreyWeasel

25 күн бұрын

​@@LtCdrXander that wasn't just personal space, it was intimate !

@LtCdrXander

25 күн бұрын

@@SlowGreyWeasel well in that case I wish I was there

@ItzNovaLight

25 күн бұрын

Shlart never fails to fill me up

@LtCdrXander

25 күн бұрын

@@ItzNovaLight why are we always the ones getting filled up? At some point us viewers need to rise up and fill him up for a change.

I've learned from this that Jschlatt has 4 types of fans. - People who seem normal on the outside. - The most talented people you'll ever meet. - People with too much money and a niche hyperfixation. - Fallout Protagonists

@itsnot1c

5 күн бұрын

Gasoline or electric?

@TastyReal

3 күн бұрын

- Femboys

@itsnot1c

3 күн бұрын

- People who live outside of the U.S.

thankyou for giving me a different purpose to spend my entire day on mother's day watching this

@SPOROGENESIS

25 күн бұрын

Oh my god i forgot it was mother's day

@bunnyyy-mm1rk

25 күн бұрын

@@SPOROGENESISur cooked 💀

@SPOROGENESIS

25 күн бұрын

@bunnyyy-mm1rk its okay my mother doesnt really celebrate it

@Bandog23

25 күн бұрын

How the fuck do you even find out when to submit these clips, i always wanted to be in a jschlatt video

@Fischi_cc

25 күн бұрын

On the schlagg or what it's now called Schlatt & Co channel there is a video posted announcing these videos and providing a Google folder where you can submit your videos. ​@@Bandog23

Real talk, 4 hours of laughs is such a nice thing to see of a sunday afternoon

@flameguy3416

25 күн бұрын

Something very terrible will happen to you

@infinitegames5088

25 күн бұрын

Everything has already happened

@TsukiKitten

25 күн бұрын

would be better on a saturday... if only school was out

@chillobsidian9592

24 күн бұрын

True bro, Schlatt W.

@InMyOpinion005

23 күн бұрын

@@flameguy3416wow 😭

Glad you liked my video🫶, my cats the one at 3:28:08 that has one eye and three legs his names Tommy! also the chairs a DOWINX that was gifted to me a pretty long time ago🙏

@DXRTY-PXMAS

24 күн бұрын

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

@Reanimateryt

23 күн бұрын

Ur cat looks very chill and happy.

@Belly_buggy

23 күн бұрын

@@Reanimateryt he pretty much is but at the same time he’s still an orange cat😭😭

@stockmarketbangs

23 күн бұрын

The way he went for his balls instantly after you take the camera off him

@Belly_buggy

23 күн бұрын

@@stockmarketbangs I know right no dignity 😭😭

TIMESTAMPS 0:13 Obama’s Room 1:30 IKEA Room Tour 3:08 Green Room 4:35 Designer Cat Room ft. Schlatts Cat 7:52 Average Schlatt Fan Room 10:25 Piano Room 12:06 Tobyn Jacob’s Church of Critikal 16:18 Outside of the House Room 18:50 La Creatura Room 20:03 Luigi’s Room 22:04 Billion Dollar Gaming Setup 23:36 Gay Porn Room 26:13 $5000 Apartment in NY 27:53 Average Femboy Room ft. Shameless Gamer Gumps Plug 30:39 +100 Social Credit Room 31:27 4K HD Room 32:47 Schlatts Basement Tour 35:00 Cardboard Room 36:57 Kitchen Tour (Schlapybara) 37:58 Actual Good Room 39:30 90 Square Feet of Cancer 42:25 Cozy Room 44:59 Crime Scene 47:10 Return of The Cartoon SFX Room 49:06 Bag of Dicks Room Tour 51:00 Schlufus 52:25 Schlatt Room Tour ft. More Shameless Plugging 54:35 Minion Room Tour 56:38 Sewer Tour 57:50 Crime Scene #2 1:00:27 Silent Room Tour 1:01:23 Femboy Room Tour 1:05:11 OI MATE 1:05:28 Poorly Aged Room 1:07:12 Another Actually Cool Room 1:09:15 FNAF Room 1:10:43 Velocipastor Room Tour 1:13:21 Walter White Room Tour 1:16:13 Race Car Chair Room 1:22:05 Crying Man Room Tour 1:22:57 Gay Contruction Room 1:25:02 Schlagg Invaders 1:26:13 Day In The Life of Schlatts Editors 1:28:42 Rammy Hostage Situation 1:30:19 Fire Room 1:31:18 Femboy Jumpscare 1:33:52 Zoomer Room Tour 1:37:48 Free Room 1:39:07 Quintessential Quintuplets Room 1:41:28 Danno Cal Room Tour 1:44:23 Calm Room Tour 1:47:19 Cat Fancam 1:48:50 Dave’s Normal Room 1:50:06 College Dorm Tour 1:51:16 Weezer Room 1:51:25 Hi How Are You 1:52:20 Poptart Room 1:53:56 Schlatt: Nothing But The Worst 1:55:31 AI Generated Room 1:57:05 Not My Room 1:57:50 ISS Room Tour 1:59:06 Dr Derp Gamer Returns 1:59:58 Written Room ft. The Banishment of Dr Derp Gamer 2:01:40 Gaming Roof Tour 2:04:58 Hoarders Room 2:07:25 Crazy Dave Room Tour 2:08:07 Vault Dweller Room Tour 2:12:08 Giannis Room 2:13:20 Room Tour Speedrun 2:16:03 Normal Ass Room 2:17:40 Police Stuff Room 2:19:22 License Plate Collection 2:20:22 VA Room Tour 2:22:30 God Wept 2:24:04 Animated Room Tour 2:25:34 Don’t Forget Where You Belong 2:28:17 Fax Mannington Room Tour (The Cumpy Guy) 2:30:55 Alaskan Room Tour 2:33:32 ASMR Room Tour ft. Weezer 2:34:26 Find My Three Birds 2:37:45 Average Schlatt Fan Room 2:38:13 Stage Manager Room Tour 2:40:41 Club Penguin Igloo Tour 2:42:14 Weezer Jumpscare 2:42:17 Dungeon Tour 2:43:57 Actual Jumpscare Warning 2:44:15 Alabama Room Tour + Burger Break 2:48:05 Gulag Prisoner Room Tour 2:51:02 Blue Room 2:52:35 Bryce’s Room 2:54:08 Rubix Room + Deck of Schlards 2:56:30 Zombie Room Tour 2:57:25 “I’m not comfortable with that” 2:58:20 German Room Tour 3:00:05 I Put The New Forgis On The Jeep 3:01:34 Schlatt Room Tour (Animation) 3:03:29 New York's Greatest Enemy 3:04:50 Bearded Dragon Room 3:06:41 Dented Wall Room 3:08:41 Bathroom Tour (Backrooms) 3:10:08 Monochromatic Room 3:12:52 Actual Real Gun Room 3:13:25 Fucks Given: ZERO 3:14:29 Attic Tour 3:16:09 Snake Room 3:17:59 Triple Bunk Room 3:20:12 1890s Room 3:21:46 Funny Mic Room Tour (Mango) + Fry Break 3:28:08 Three Legged Cat Room 3:30:10 Disney Adult Room 3:32:55 Skylander Room 3:35:54 REDACTED Flag Spotted, Room Ignored 3:36:16 Upside Down Room Tour 3:37:32 SKIP 3:37:45 Shirtless Room Tour 3:40:58 The Schlowel 3:44:36 Why Are Bedroom Tours Popular? (Animation) 3:46:24 Lobster Room 3:48:14 Average Swedish Bedroom 3:49:11 Six PC Room 3:50:03 Freedom Room ft. JOHN FREEDOM 3:57:55 Bottle Cap Room 3:58:45 HufflePuff Room Tour 4:00:30 Harvard Senior Dorm Room

@gumsgang1216

21 күн бұрын

When is he going to start paying me for this shit

@cowgirlcat6927

20 күн бұрын

​@@gumsgang1216 one day

@Just_an_astronomer

16 күн бұрын

JOHN FREEDOM🦅🦅🦅

@Rudy137

15 күн бұрын

What the fuck

@angusstuff

7 күн бұрын

2:38:00 was sad

8:01 he clears his throat to the beat of megalovania

@glitchboy1890

11 күн бұрын

How tf do you notice these things

@switchprocontrollersplatoo7240

7 күн бұрын

@@glitchboy1890I do sometimes too. Rhythmic brain

Here we are, 'Schlatt' still 'ranking' our bedrooms once more.

@VINCENT8828

23 күн бұрын

Jschlatt: "Loona from Hazbin Hotel is funny"

I love how Schlatt's over here reacting to bedrooms, meanwhile the members of the SDMP are actively giving away his house (Congrats on the new house, Aztro!)

@lunard8690

22 күн бұрын

have you heard of the Schleevee

I love you my little shlingading

@krazypipol

25 күн бұрын

My stupid "thing" wont ding-a-ling

@allagge

25 күн бұрын

ring a ding ding baby

@WindyHiII

19 күн бұрын

schlussy

It makes me so happy to see Schlatt genuinely love his cat at multiple points during this vod

Fun fact about Uranium! (All because there's been few things about radioactivity.) Uranium itself, as a mineral, isn't radioactive, at least to the case of harming human, and over all biological, life! It's Uranium-235 which is the harmfully radioactive mineral. Uranium-235 is created naturally, as well as being used mostly in nuclear power plants, but most importantly, nuclear weapons. Another fun fact that probably no one cares about other than me, but it's called 'Uranium-235' because the total mass(at least co-existing with it's atomic number; 92) is 235!

4 HOURS AGAIN??!!!!? WE ARE SO BLESSED🙏🙏🙏

@alenor210

25 күн бұрын

He did a second stream yesterday to get through the rest of the submissions. It’s like 8 hours total.

@P3bbl3

25 күн бұрын

​@@alenor210 Hell yeah

@cromophobic

25 күн бұрын

@@alenor210 8 hours of brand new schlatt content what a day to be alive

@SajtNinja

25 күн бұрын

​@@alenor210oh hell yeah thx for the heads up❤

@Meow_escapes

25 күн бұрын

Yeah just wait till part two

These are the only times most of us are gonna see another person's bedroom due to our lack of going outdoors 😂😅

@grubsnub

25 күн бұрын

yeah. 🥲

@Infamous-gu9ht

25 күн бұрын

Pathetic

30ft cutout guys dad wrote the musical grease. so yeah... theres that

@Walleyedwosaik

25 күн бұрын

Bro tf is our timeline

6:55 Void kitty slowly blinks in Schlatt’s lap before pouncing outta there

*Timestamps for the video* Start: 0:00 End: 4:07:02

@feaddbear

25 күн бұрын

Thanks

@christy1819

25 күн бұрын

I never would have known! Thank you for these helpful timestamps 👏

@Stefan-vz4pm

25 күн бұрын

cheers king

@sofaking.

25 күн бұрын

Thanks pretty helpful

@SparkRequiem

25 күн бұрын

Thank you!

For anyone coming from Nyx’s Post, the time is 2:20:22 is when his submission starts

1:56:49 The shaking of the camera makes me think this is actually recorded in VR and it’s something likely made in blender (like what Kane Pixels uses to create spaces for his videos). The free signs are weirdly smooth but not messed up in that AI sense, rather they’re so smooth because they’re 3d model smooth. It’s also why the shadows aren’t really there. Super cool stuff!

@Boloves

12 күн бұрын

If it is made in blender it's hella impressive lmao, so many 3d model stuff in this batch and its all so cool :D

1:36:34 Me when Schlatt casually asks for assistance to dox me, come on dude, I can tell you where I live. Lets cut out the middle man.

@Sam1B011

22 күн бұрын

💀bro just casually looks out like a 10 story window

@linkfan2109

19 күн бұрын

I can be the middle man (I wont dox you im not a bad person I was just curious and found your location)

@Thog635

17 күн бұрын

I found the exact building lol. Not trying to be weird, I was just curious

@BigfootTM

9 күн бұрын

it took me a couple minutes but i found it

@jackhall1150

Күн бұрын

​@@BigfootTMout of curiosity where is it?

2:49:48 OMORI OST starts 2:51:16 OMORI OST ends 3:37:00 OMORI OST starts again (hip hip hooray) 3:37:37 OMORI OST ends

@Siggney1

19 күн бұрын

Omri :)

I'm so happy these are back, these types of streams are my favourite. The SDMP streams are great, but these are just so unhinged.

29:00 We can't drink the powder stuff because the empty Monster cans are a status symbol that show our dedication to the craft.

@exosceliton219

24 күн бұрын

It’s cooler to have a shelf of empty tiddy milk canisters than a bunch of dumb monster cans

@laynewhite626

24 күн бұрын

​@@exosceliton219monster energy gun, I don't do it but they're neat little art project. Although I guess you could do the same with the Tiddy Milk containers.

@linkfan2109

14 күн бұрын

Well there are certain use cases that the weak bags of powder cannot serve...

why are you active all of a sudden

@rab..

13 күн бұрын

Money

@AmbroseArietes

10 күн бұрын

that’s just what schlatt does

My favorite part is when he ranks our unhinged bedrooms

Man I have been so excited for this video.

Thank you for this video shat. Very quality content

2:20:22 Didn't expect my submission to go through. That's pretty cool. I am prepared to get bullied.

That's me! I apparently made schlagg too uncomfortable to watch more than me walking up the stairs in my comfy fishnets

42:04 The rubbing alcohol and tissues is insane

W stream vod, bouts watch all of it

I love these videos, mainly because They show me what kind of fans schlatt really has.

Good to know theres a second half coming.

For those who were wondering Beginning: 00:00 End: 4:07:02

@hellolamb1391

19 күн бұрын

holy shit you saved my life i’ve been searching for 20 minutes 😭

love the part where schloong RANKS the bedrooms

@calmiken

25 күн бұрын

always my favorite part of these videos ❤

Bro the Anny appearance had me rolling (3:07:30) I did not expect these two universes to cross.

colin has gotta be the coolest dude to ever live, he plays guitar, he skates, he's a chemist, an electric wizard engineer or some shit, what a fucking giga chad.

schlwerty keyboard back with another 4 hour stream, god bless we have all been saved 🔥🔥

These are some of the most relaxing videos for me, love the chaos

oh boy! another vod i can watch while eating, sleeping, and playing

@hellolamb1391

19 күн бұрын

oh boy! another comment i can read while scrolling violently, eating, and drinking

3:32:00 I love how part of the chat starts making fun of the collection and making autism jokes and then the rest of chat is like "hey shut the fuck up"

Schlatt never fails to screw up the audio a quarter into the vod.

Proud I could contribute to the bedroom reviews. I see now that I could've done more, but I'm still happy with what I did none the less.

Schlatt reacting to tobyn jacobs is now my favorite moment

2:22:28 MY ROOM!!!!!! OMGGGGG (I swear the tank was empty there were no fish)

I saw a bit of the stream and I was so hyped to finally see this vod

just noticed this was up lmao ive waited SO LONG

im so happy thank you for uploading

28:03 got me acting unwise 😩

AT LAST!!! More reaction content from Schlatticus!!!

"I thought we were done with the gulags" Jschlatt 2024

W Vod slat thanks for the content

2:38:12 Thats my friend! We go to highschool together!! That's actually where he lived before :D I'm surprised he's still alive!

@kaileyh.5942

21 күн бұрын

that’s your friend and you didn’t help him?

@beehive_sys5246

21 күн бұрын

@@kaileyh.5942 lol yeah, he had it under control

Good job, Schlonky!

Loved watching this J Schlitterbahn stream. Especially with G Schlatt chilling in the background

My name is Schlatt, and today I got closer to ending it all.

@krazypipol

25 күн бұрын

Hello schlatt! Glad you made it

Schlbacus really gives us what we need doesnt he

MORE TRANSFEM SUBMISSIONS PLEASE

@honahearts

22 күн бұрын

Hiii :) I submitted and I’m transfem hehe

Finally, Schleenage Schlutant Schlinja Schlurtles posted another bedroom ranking video!

51:35 someone needs to make a desktop companion based off this mf. im thinking a schlatt desktop goose would be the best thing in the world.

Four hours? WE AINT GOING OUTSIDE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🥶🥶

Schlaviticus always brings the schmeat to the table

27:20 Just use galvanized steel, eco-friendly wooden veneers, and screws borrowed from your aunt to expand it a tiny bit and you have a perfect house

Hey Schligger I just want to say I’m very glad you’ve made my day

OMG the Shlutt is back

Time for Schlatt to get a billion views I love tiktok reactions I love tiktok reactions I love tiktok reactions This isn't even a tiktok video but I saw the title and assumed it was.

@erkanbaglamac

25 күн бұрын

Do you have the muthafuckin barf drinker for your pfp?

6:10 this is adorable. 6:18 everything after this point was me laughing my ass off at the fact he looked like he was gonna scratch your face off. 27:53 that is a nice photo shoot you got there.

HE FINALLY UPLOADS finallllyyyyyyy

27:52 glad to see that apandah made an appearance!

1:14 what if a pinata attacked in the night, you wouldn't be laughing then, shlugg

Grocery shoopimg while listening to a schlatt vid, tis nice

Time to wait 7 years for him to release a vid again

He did drderp SO WRONG in this one!

Let’s Gooooo! I made it in to the stream! My room is at 3:13:20 . I’m glad he likes what I got and I’m very happy I made it into the stream!!!

I love schlobbadoingdoings’ vods!

I caught this stream live, and it was truly delightful to see "Schlung" getting progressively more unsettled by his fans' horrifying living spaces. Truly another masterpiece from "Schlott"

I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW

Shlumbo what great content

Schlarky poo never fails to make us open up for this amazing content

No timestamps :(

@cruze_the

21 күн бұрын

zip it

@juniper5865

19 күн бұрын

he doesn’t like us enough to do all that 💀

@ela_toile

15 күн бұрын

​@@juniper5865truer words haven't been spoken

@3rror_yt

10 күн бұрын

look in the comments some maniac added them

Holy Schlit I’m about to Jshlum my pants

Glad to know Schlart’s fans are still as unhinged as ever

We finally got the bedroom stream after two months

JOHN FREEDOM 🇺🇸🦅 RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ‼️‼️🦅🦅🦅

@JohnFreedom

25 күн бұрын

YESSIRRR!!!!!! 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

I think you should sell the schllatsune miku .

Like a wise man once said, "uh, you guys never cease to terrify me."

Man, I miss these every single time

1:27:34 come find me jared

My whole house has ceiling tities

i love long vidoes that i can play in the background as i do things

keep up the good work mr. jarrrodschlatt

What if he ranked our CURSED tiktoks

@flameguy3416

25 күн бұрын

Hey, don't go to school tomorrow, you're alright :)

@catman3955

25 күн бұрын

@@flameguy3416what

@NormalBoy.

25 күн бұрын

​@@flameguy3416Ruin me.

Bot comments incoming. Brace for impact.

Schlared never fails to rank our bathrooms

yay shlommy innit uploaded!

People say bro fell off. Nah, bro jumped on.