Schmitt my lawyers are almost ready, 1999 is coming back for you

@jplaysgamez_

Жыл бұрын

uh oh

@clone3278

Жыл бұрын

Count me in.

@bjartskular7366

Жыл бұрын

@@clone3278 alright

@ElectricoGamez

Жыл бұрын

spiderman be likeright now: "my spider sense is tInGlEInG"

@lilbroomstick9830

Жыл бұрын

wait wait wait..JONAH SCHMITT OR LAWRENCE SCHMITT WHICH ONE DOES “SCHLATT” GO BY

My favorite part about this is watching chat and seeing things like “SCHLOE BIDEN” appear for half a second, then disappear forever

@jessicawold

Жыл бұрын

pls i read this and looked back to see that exact chat😭😭

@Shmickle2

Жыл бұрын

49:15

@thespacebaryonyx6007

5 ай бұрын

1:21:09 schloe biden

@AnArsonistsEclipse

3 ай бұрын

36:22

@Keicarlover69

3 ай бұрын

Schlooby dooby doo

"Schlatt" has such a soothing voice, helps me fall asleep. Hopefully the judge will feel the same when he has to stand trial for what happened in 1999.

@TheOnlyCaprisun

Жыл бұрын

I have a regular habit now of falling asleep to “Schlinky”’s streams. The voice is too calming

@noone6991

10 ай бұрын

Went on a car ride with him in my dream last night, chill guy honestly, considering what he did in ‘99

I think the best part of this vod is watching all the mobile viewers in chat respond to something that happened 2 minutes prior

@QuirkyMaster

Жыл бұрын

I think the second best part is listening to SchloppyJoe praise the animal crossing music

@Sewibl

Жыл бұрын

@@QuirkyMaster man “Schloppy Joe” actually had me rolling 💀

@grqfes

Жыл бұрын

@@QuirkyMaster man Schleepy Joe really kept looping that one animal crossing song

@Daveeeeeeyhowyoudoing

Жыл бұрын

Mobile viewers have 1.75 seconds of added delay. People with shitty WIFI have more. 72% of twitch viewers are on PC. So most of the people with lots of delay are the PC twitch viewers with shitty wifi or haven't reloaded the page in hours.

@QuirkyMaster

Жыл бұрын

@@Daveeeeeeyhowyoudoing ok

I can't stop laughing at "Schlatt" reactions when anyone calls him anything but "Schlatt"

@LianLilac

Жыл бұрын

How are people able to come up with so many different names to call him? XD

@veto5922

Жыл бұрын

Schlezzer

@bjartskular7366

Жыл бұрын

Schlock

@Domitrix_flower1

Жыл бұрын

SAME I'M LAUGHING WITH TEARS ISTG ''Shlunky''

@Sewibl

Жыл бұрын

Gay schlatt= schlaggot

“Osoma Bin Schladden” has a lot of “experience” with power washing, after all he had to “clean”after the events of 99’ and 01’.

@ShadowSentry211

Жыл бұрын

"Osoma Bin Schlatten" I'm dead 💀

@Liam-fx3ir

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit 💀

@Sewibl

Жыл бұрын

@@ShadowSentry211 so were the other 2977

All shclatt names: 26:29 Schlum 33:51 Slinkoln 36:53 Shellton 45:23 Shippy-dippy-doo

@ShizzyHollywood

Жыл бұрын

You're a hero.

@cats1970

Жыл бұрын

1:23:46 Schlip and Schlide :)

@z3phyrus_

Жыл бұрын

1:20:43 is schlick

@z3phyrus_

Жыл бұрын

1:39:33 is my little shloogy doggy 😭😭😭

@Bubbie-ep7ie

Жыл бұрын

51:03 Shlanjo

Uh oh is schlatt actually becoming somewhat of a "comfort streamer?"

@mananmolby420

Жыл бұрын

i literally almost fell asleep to him playing unpacking..

@ShadowSentry211

Жыл бұрын

"Schlatt" will aways be my favourite discomfort streamer :)

@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413

Жыл бұрын

@@ShadowSentry211 nigga twerk

@gr0wley33

Жыл бұрын

@@mananmolby420 I DID fall asleep to that

@meganstewart8699

2 ай бұрын

He's the best DIScomfort streamer:]

this game was one of my comfort games not too long ago, glad to see “Shlatt” playing it

@conniescurse7325

Жыл бұрын

I loved watching him slowly realising how much of a stickler the game can be and how it hides dirt spots.

@afterthoughtz

Жыл бұрын

@@conniescurse7325 literally the funniest thing 😭

@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413

Жыл бұрын

"comfort game" what in the fuck

almost as satisfying as what happened in 1999

@bethanyw6480

Жыл бұрын

or 2001... :))

@woodgang9868

Жыл бұрын

Lmao joe Biden vibing in the croner

@jplaysgamez_

Жыл бұрын

so true

@ElectricoGamez

Жыл бұрын

@@bethanyw6480 CRAP NOT A 9/11 REFERENCE! PLZ NO!

@spectreshepard1

Жыл бұрын

or 1941

I sneezed at 2:04 coincidentally when he said "If you sneeze during this video bless your soul." I am now scared and blessed.

@Soft_Shelled_Human

Жыл бұрын

I did too bestie

@NoLeftNut

10 ай бұрын

you schneezed

I really hope “Schlatt” plays power washing simulator more, it’s a calming experience that you can just chill out to, you know?

@bjartskular7366

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

@lindaverduzco6475

Жыл бұрын

Ye I agree

@awaspnest1014

Жыл бұрын

This game physically enrages me

@jamesisbored2940

Жыл бұрын

@@awaspnest1014 why

@audittlivereaction1964

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesisbored2940 it's fun until you get to 98% and have to crawl around to look for the final piece of dirt for half an hour like "schlatt" here did

Man! This jschlatt guy sure loves Animal Crossing music! I hope he wasn't actually playing any heavily copyrighted classic rock music that could get him DMCA'd

@SeanSMST

Жыл бұрын

I wonder how he just effortlessly replaced the dmca music. I have a few ideas but idk streaming possibilities much.

@jamesonthomas9583

Жыл бұрын

@@SeanSMST probably was recording the video & his mic separately from the VOD and edited in post

@a_plastic_bag

10 ай бұрын

@@jamesonthomas9583yeah the music is on a separate audio track

Okay but now I want "Schlatt" in the Powerwash podcast with Mark

I love watching the vods with generic background music and having Schlatt comment on how great the song is

I know it terrorizes him but the absolute creativity of his chat in the names they come up with is incredible

1:23:46 totally worth my $15, you’re welcome schlip

@TheRogueCrow

Жыл бұрын

THAT WAS YOU!

@RayneKatsune

Жыл бұрын

THAT HAD ME DEAD OMG

@edgeward4494

Жыл бұрын

@@TheRogueCrow LMAO yeah i was super tired and could only think “schlip and schlide”

@edgeward4494

Жыл бұрын

@@RayneKatsune LOL wait til i inevitably send in a video with some of my “free” items ;)

@GooberVR252

6 ай бұрын

it could have been perfect if you said 1:23:45

1:05:40 I was in a band that covered Devil Went Down to Georgia once. Our violinist had to play both parts and agreed with Schlatt, the Devil’s is significantly harder

What a relaxing game, you wouldn't think a man like this would've done something to silence the world back in 1999

@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413

Жыл бұрын

schlatt fan milks a joke to death, in other words, the sky is blue and the towers are gone

@remi609

Жыл бұрын

@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 jschurt can't know that doe he has dementia because everytime we mention it he gets so suprised

It make me so happy that jachlatt can be funny as hell and still respect people when they send tts about losing people or pet it so heart warming hearing the genuine care in his voice idk if it just me but I really appreicate that

@powerfullpummel6417

Жыл бұрын

Yeah because people forget schlatt is a human being that actually cares about people around him.Dude while joking about his (extremely real and threatening stories that he’s forcing me to say aren’t real please help) very obviously fake stories of crimes in 1999.(Please help he has my family hostage)

If your ever wondering how to 1999 someone, always ask “Schlatt” he’s beyond professional in that line of “work”

Man, I always love it when strap on streams. He’s got to be one of the streamers of all time.

Whenever Schlatt got donated about him helping someone through a bad time I’m like’ *Schloggers.*

There's just a whole ass murder lore surrounding schlatt and I am living for 1999

@gordonramsayshat8791

3 ай бұрын

Those women aren’t

Schlandma Schlatt I’ve loved your recent chill streams. Always puts a smile on my face!

Man can’t wait to yanket on my schlanket

The Devil lost because he cheated. “A band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.” The thing is, it was a 1v1 duel, Johnny vs The Devil.

This is officially my favourite stream. Thank you Schlatt.

schlart i am absolutely blasted rn. thank you for posting this vod because this is the best video ever. i love you buddy. slay away!

Always a good time when Schlump uploads a vod.

loved the stream shatt can’t wait for more streams like this

That was a great video "schlart", thank you for being such a great streamer

This podcast like vibe is SO GOOD, I watched it all the way through while working and it is so relaxing!

This was the game I stood up to all night while watching glad that you played it :)

Please do more of this in the future, it was so fun to watch, hopefully o can catch a stream soon :)

he has experience washing off something tough since 1999

I really like these VODS, Schlugg

“Who is your favorite dead music artist” for me it’s Beethoven because my dad would put on a Beethoven CD at night so I could sleep. I miss my dad a lot and I still listen to Beethoven if I can’t sleep.

I love watching schlorgg's streams 😂

Man watching this really makes me feel like I’ve lost interest in gaming, “schlatt” can sit and play a game about power washing for a 1 hour n 40 minutes while I can’t even sit and play the newest AAA title game for half an hour without getting bored

@deligeorgieva8535

Жыл бұрын

i know exactly what you mean and feel the same way, although powerwash simulator looks satisfying enough that i probably would play it for a few hours

@uhrguhrguhrg

Жыл бұрын

Most AAA are kinda generic and bland. Look for good indies in the more niche genres you like. Those are usually more fun.

@peabrain6872

Жыл бұрын

@@uhrguhrguhrg indies are also boring, they’re all the same thing

@uhrguhrguhrg

Жыл бұрын

@@peabrain6872 *average* indie games are quite similar, yes. But there are a lot more of them than the AAA, so there are also more unique outliers that are worth playing. Look for the latter, not former.

@peabrain6872

Жыл бұрын

@@uhrguhrguhrg meh, id rather play battlefield than a 2d platformer or a roguelike

Every so often I come back to watch this vod

Always nice to see a new “Schlatt” vod

Alternate title: Schlatt babysits chat while cleaning

Jschlatt gaslit me into getting New York style pizza today. Just cheese, of course, no toppings.

The person giving schlatt money constantly for a single hat from basically start of the stream was so funny, bro is literally a TF2 mercenary

I “love” it when “schlatt” does these types of “games”

@jplaysgamez_

Жыл бұрын

true

@lophuranycthemera1755

Жыл бұрын

"true"

@bonniejunk

Жыл бұрын

i am going to find you

i like watching schit's vods after a long day.

Do more DayZ, I love watching those 3 hour long videos to the end. You genuinely got me interested in another game that you give spark to

schlatt the type of guy to have his life ruined by a tiny yellow bird

My favorite part of this is listening to “Schlatt” talk about how good the music is, and not be able to hear it

I'm really loving the snipperclips plus music

nothing better than watching a shippy dippy doo stream after a long day :)

“Schlart” should call his new flavor Jambo jizz

@lagtastic1213

Жыл бұрын

that's. ... No, just no.

Schlutt just has the best vods

im so happy to see schlatt branching out and experiencing things he's never done before

i play this game all day every day so glad you finnaly made a vido of it

24:46 Schmitt looks right at the camera while chat reminds him about 1999

I think this stream is one of the only times I’ve seen shlug like act very genuine to a viewer

Love your streams shlappity :)

Schloatt is awesome bro keep up the good work yorkman

Thank you “Schlatt” for finally giving us more sweater duo that is if “Wilbur” responds to you two

I love it when "Schitt" post a new vod.

I would be VERY happy to sit here and watch this allllllll day

I was a vod watcher up until 10min ago when I realised I can watch your past streams with the music

Playing these vods with your own playlists is great. Shlong will compliment my track choices occasionally.

"Schlatt" the type of fella to say "I didn't need to use tab" than immediately looks at chat for help when he can't find the dirt

I love it when Schlami plays games

The best SCHIPS VOD I have seen

26:32 "hey man 😊- SCHLUM?" had me in tears omfg 😭

I always watch "Schlatt's" Vods when im drawing, its nice

@E.EE.

9 ай бұрын

Who is schlatt i only know schlinklius

Gamer Supps flavor: Grandma’s Ashes

Schluttorius seems insane bobbing his head to Animal Crossing

“Schlatt” is making me feel comforted, this is new.

Schlatt I’m craving some trucking simulator. I love watching u play that game drunk so much that I went out and bought a stirring controller and multiple bottles of liquor so when I see you live I’m joining in!

This game will always be so satisfying to me, no matter who plays it

"Schlatt" trying to re"live" the satisfaction he felt back in 1999

i love these comforting "schmitfel" streams

“Hey Schlickle my pickle” BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LAUGHED SO HARD I STARTED CRYING 🤣

I cant believe that i actually caught this stream. thank you shlunmp

The fact that he played chair simulator for half an hour long proves that this is the 2nd most satisfying game ever

love the unpacking music

fuckin, most peace ive felt in a few days,,, thanks schlatt

Great video shlinkey 👍

It’s fun to see “Schlatt” do something calm, but it’s not enough to make us forget 1999, Jebediah “Schlatt”

37:55 wow I chose a fantastic day to watch this 💀

This video is very schlattisfying

Oh boy this is gonna be a treat

love it. you are the best Schlatt 😊

I love how this game started with goddamn Markiplier playing, then it began to spread around rapidly. Not just because it was posted by a popular KZreadr, but also because it's genuinely just that 😌SATISFYING😌.

@ryandusch289

Жыл бұрын

I’m not sure if you don’t like Markiplier or you like him

@MoOLlAy125

Жыл бұрын

@@ryandusch289 nah I am a Markiplier fan :))

@realdonutking123

Жыл бұрын

yeah i bought the game because of markiplier

@cassandracarlton400

Жыл бұрын

I personally thought it was just ‘cause the viral craze and obsession with the satisfaction of powerwashing that occurred a bit before or around the time of the game (also prob why it was made to begin with), but I can see how Markiplier fans in particular could be encouraged into it by him.

This game recently became my favorite. I always play it while listening to the Chuckle Sandwich podcast. I still have 6 episodes left to catch up.

You know what’s even better? Going outside. Not touching grass, but using a weed whacked. Holy crap.

I have 100 hours in this game and all the achievements. I am so happy that this game is getting some recongnition!

when schlitt said "if you sneezed during this video, bless you" I thought I was having an aneurysm

This got my ocd on a mission. I was like CLEAN THAT SPOT 😅🤣

Honestly playing power wash simulator while having this on my second monitor just felt relaxing and nice

Schlatt was rocking the unabomber fit in this stream

33:51 His reaction to “slinkoln” made me laugh out loud in a public setting

i cant stop laughing at schat and his schenanigans

ROSES PIZZA AT PENN!!!!!! no wayyyyyyyyyyyyy i remember going there alot in 2016. keep up the content man!

Can’t believe this is a new video Edit: I also can’t believe how slow you are at washing cars. It’s so satisfying and chill tho… can’t.. look… away.