Schlatt Ranks Your ABSURD TikToks

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I WAS NOT RESPONSIBLE SHIRT: schlatt.co/shop/the-royal-mis...
Streamed on 9/11/22
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  • @jschlattvods
    @jschlattvods Жыл бұрын

    THIS SHIRT IS EXTREMELY LIMITED EDITION AND WILL CEASE TO EXIST IN A FEW DAYS. schlatt.co/shop/the-royal-mishap-tee schlatt.co/shop/the-royal-mishap-tee schlatt.co/shop/the-royal-mishap-tee

  • @Mr.SoggyShoes

    @Mr.SoggyShoes

    Жыл бұрын

    NO WAY LMFAO

  • @Insullar

    @Insullar

    Жыл бұрын

    What's up checkmark?

  • @zgato5762

    @zgato5762

    Жыл бұрын

    A

  • @fanofmanythings723

    @fanofmanythings723

    Жыл бұрын

    6:30 He picked 4 and i picked 5 and outcome was 9 and 11😳

  • @TryingToBeHooman

    @TryingToBeHooman

    Жыл бұрын

    pp

  • @allanrincon7200
    @allanrincon7200 Жыл бұрын

    “Schlatt” is a true business man, the “big guy” kept an inside joke going for 2+ years and profited off it with merch when the joke becomes reality

  • @wearecoterminous

    @wearecoterminous

    Жыл бұрын

    please stop

  • @exalted_space9224

    @exalted_space9224

    Жыл бұрын

    Yep

  • @Pebbled

    @Pebbled

    Жыл бұрын

    What do you mean reality? Absolutely nothing happened after all.

  • @kaijublue1657

    @kaijublue1657

    Жыл бұрын

    Homie is a prosticator and chose capitalism

  • @h2squared

    @h2squared

    Жыл бұрын

    nice I am the 1000th like

  • @jschlattLIVE
    @jschlattLIVE Жыл бұрын

    Sorry for the muted audio guys. The second I stopped streaming KZread hit us with 6 copyright claims and blocked it in a bunch of countries. Just trying to play it safe because KZread sucks with this kind of stuff. We’ll try to include more audio from now on 🫰

  • @matuskriska8361

    @matuskriska8361

    Жыл бұрын

    KZread moment

  • @SolarFlare307

    @SolarFlare307

    Жыл бұрын

    Dont worry schlort, we forgive you ☺️

  • @MadderLive

    @MadderLive

    Жыл бұрын

    Its okay Big Guy. We still love you

  • @DarkNugget39

    @DarkNugget39

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s aight, cant blame KZread for being dumb

  • @jschlattvods

    @jschlattvods

    Жыл бұрын

    Yet another reason to tune in live!!!!!! twitch.tv/schlatt

  • @Alytra
    @Alytra Жыл бұрын

    The Queen was having trouble sleeping, so Schlatt helped her with the new, very human sleep inducer! Now she can sleep forever

  • @jacobmeyer3185

    @jacobmeyer3185

    Жыл бұрын

    As you can see, the design is very human. *BANG*

  • @stepver2273

    @stepver2273

    Жыл бұрын

    nice. anyone know where i can buy one of those?

  • @alexandermarchessault8561

    @alexandermarchessault8561

    Жыл бұрын

    @@stepver2273 the sporting section of a red state American Walmart

  • @annaplayz6714

    @annaplayz6714

    Жыл бұрын

    @@stepver2273 America…probably Walmart..or Tesco’s

  • @stepver2273

    @stepver2273

    Жыл бұрын

    @@annaplayz6714 Thanks! i'l be sure to check that out lol

  • @lucasjohnedward
    @lucasjohnedward Жыл бұрын

    The unhinged laughter when the chat crashes, gives me an unexplainable joy. I love this man to pieces

  • @josephvenable3005
    @josephvenable3005 Жыл бұрын

    *Dead silence* "This shit goes hard as fuck"

  • @IceyFireFox

    @IceyFireFox

    Жыл бұрын

    Thats why i prefer he stays on Twitch, those VODs are a lot more watchable imo. Fuck youtube's shitass copyright system.

  • @WaShorty

    @WaShorty

    Жыл бұрын

    @@IceyFireFox his twitch vods get muted too

  • @IceyFireFox

    @IceyFireFox

    Жыл бұрын

    @@WaShorty true, just feels like less gets muted on twitch than on youtube. I also gotta admit some of these videos are funnier muted anyway.

  • @heseits5157

    @heseits5157

    Жыл бұрын

    Link to the video?

  • @KyzenEX

    @KyzenEX

    Жыл бұрын

    @@heseits5157 kzread.info/dash/bejne/Z3-A27RvYJqyeJM.html thanks me later

  • @spamdarsh4319
    @spamdarsh4319 Жыл бұрын

    5:15 The way Schlatt described himself “surviving” that car crash was like arguing with a 5 year-old

  • @MrMiata313

    @MrMiata313

    Жыл бұрын

    “Schlatt”

  • @J_Pizzle09

    @J_Pizzle09

    Жыл бұрын

    Most definitely.

  • @TKDWN_YT

    @TKDWN_YT

    Жыл бұрын

    “this is my gun that kills you instantly, bang, you’re dead now” “and then i reversed time so that I didn’t get shot”

  • @lockerbuddy2039

    @lockerbuddy2039

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TKDWN_YT "I literally destroy the universe instantly so you can't survive even if you dodge it." "I dodge it and survive."

  • @thunderspark1536

    @thunderspark1536

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lockerbuddy2039 "I remove the ability to dodge from the matrix of the world." "I escaped the simulation."

  • @juandirection3751
    @juandirection3751 Жыл бұрын

    1:19:22 Just love the contrast between this and the next video. It takes less than 30 seconds for Schlatt to descend from pure wholesomeness into absolute breakdown

  • @goblin7480
    @goblin7480 Жыл бұрын

    I love how chat is actually a full on minute behind.

  • @renified
    @renified Жыл бұрын

    damn, he really ranked all these tiktoks really well

  • @sillyglorp

    @sillyglorp

    Жыл бұрын

    fr

  • @ThyFilthyCasual

    @ThyFilthyCasual

    Жыл бұрын

    on god

  • @emibones

    @emibones

    Жыл бұрын

    truly one of the rankings of all time

  • @bananaboat5958

    @bananaboat5958

    Жыл бұрын

    on jah

  • @Toweli3

    @Toweli3

    Жыл бұрын

    I just now realize he has never actually ranked anything in these streams

  • @addm3686
    @addm3686 Жыл бұрын

    i cant wait for schlinkle to react to more increasingly worrying meth recipes.

  • @sillyglorp

    @sillyglorp

    Жыл бұрын

    if i made money off of meth i would buy the september 8 shirt

  • @FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist

    @FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sillyglorp As fucking if you didn't assist him like the rest of us on September 8 2022

  • @FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist

    @FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist

    Жыл бұрын

    We all got free handouts as an alibi, and YOU were the only one who didn't get one?

  • @ScavengerMerchant

    @ScavengerMerchant

    Жыл бұрын

    @@FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist Shhh, some of us cant handle the truth and need to disassociate

  • @smashkiller64

    @smashkiller64

    Жыл бұрын

    @@FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist Look okay, it was a _FUN PARTY_ that we had! Of course Schlatt was going to need help, there was so much to do in such little time!

  • @thesludgeman6091
    @thesludgeman6091 Жыл бұрын

    Can we all appreciate shludges ability to make quality content

  • @Sappho-ww4xb
    @Sappho-ww4xb8 ай бұрын

    I'm sick, and schlatt asking the walrus "where you going bro?" sent me into a coughing fit 💀

  • @nothingman7163
    @nothingman7163 Жыл бұрын

    This stream was scuffed in all the best ways; Just ordered the shirt and can’t wait for it; best $39.99 (including shipping) I’ve spent since I was in the UK on September 8th, 2022

  • @mr.sentryanddispenser

    @mr.sentryanddispenser

    Жыл бұрын

    🤨

  • @nothingman7163

    @nothingman7163

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mr.sentryanddispenser don’t worry it was purely a coincidence I assure you

  • @swotl

    @swotl

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mr.sentryanddispenser he wouldnt buy the shirt if he did something 😂😂😂😂

  • @nothingman7163

    @nothingman7163

    Жыл бұрын

    @@swotl yes.... definitely... of course

  • @exalted_space9224

    @exalted_space9224

    Жыл бұрын

    👍

  • @benjaminketchup1741
    @benjaminketchup1741 Жыл бұрын

    time stamps!! 0:57- hip hip 5:08- diana moment 6:26- think of a number 7:30- ditl 9:45- oil rig 10:54- content creation is hard 13:36- rain drums 14:07- rain drums beat 15:25- hand guy 16:41- jfk legos 18:08- boing shoe 18:28- captcha 20:45- hamster eye 21:41- commentators 22:05- strongest ford 22:33- fortnite hair 23:11- news anchor smooth 23:49- snake sucker 24:16- skallywag ahh 24:34- the pentagon 25:30- vehicle post 28:21- bubble boy 29:26- joe took a tumble 30:01- blue stripes 30:41- a boba tea 31:16- aughhhh 31:26- thin walls 32:45- crash through the applebees 34:09- roblox car crash 34:55- flinstones ahh 36:09- dummy training 36:32- 911 pancakes 39:31- cryptid 40:17- industrial bang 40:54- industrial drench 41:15- seal 42:08- roblox car crash 2 42:40- vanoss train stop 43:28- fortnite head bang 44:26- girls with peepee 44:36- $5 donation 46:05- industrial crusher 48:00- schlatts rant 50:20- battle bus dance 50:48- concrete in the road 52:07- schlatt took it personal 57:26- switzerland 59:05- give him the ice cream 59:52- gasoline 1:00:16- food vid 1 1:01:16- olive garden 1:01:46- aliens 1:02:23- mcdonald’s 1:03:16- hippo hula 1:04:15- toilet 1:04:45- great advice 1:05:35- biden’s coat 1:06:39- computer fire 1:07:33- racist pets 1:08:24- soccer 1:09:00- angry cat 1:09:43- capybara network 1:10:08- fish slice 1:11:15- white noise man 1:12:17- garfield 1:12:46- punchline 1:13:28- cool car 1:15:04- eye contact 1:16:23- hips don’t lie 1:16:55- YES YES 1:18:48- wholesome 1:19:38- food vid 2 1:20:37- culver’s w 1:22:24- food vid 3 1:23:20- subway surfers rant 1:25:19- cyberpunk cats 1:25:54- food vid 4 1:27:50- drunk driving 1:28:57- food vid 5 1:29:45- cheesycat 1:31:08- boba snort 1:32:14- otters 1:32:39- java vs python 1:33:16- meghan vs lizzie 1:34:03- based country 1:34:46- raccoon 1:36:06- barber W 1:36:36- car noise 1:37:17- self realization 1:37:29- carpet dog 1:38:11- boat monke 1:38:43- bottle 1:38:55- hit man 4 1:39:26- squishy animal 1:40:26- very human 1:41:27- drippy dog 1:41:46- new biome 1:42:21- biden bike 1:42:58- pizza 1:44:01- hazard button 1:44:56- clear squid 1:45:10- psychopath 1:47:53- dudessss 1:48:48- hydrochloric acid 1:49:27- tesla L 1:50:20- window crash 1:51:21- grass pants 1:51:50- thinking bout her 1:52:47- humbled real quick 1:53:10- idek what’s happening 1:53:49- hazard button 2 1:55:18- colorado moment 1:56:42- twerk challenge 1:57:29- ghast ahh 1:58:11- dad (dead) 1:59:27- paper straw 2:00:56- monkey pox 2:01:28- dildo gas station 2:01:44- cake race 2:03:16- roommate prank 2:03:47- stop vaping 2:04:24- cat and dog 2:05:05- goat 2:05:23- vehicular manslaughter 2:06:50- satan child 2:07:31- ditl 2 2:08:22- schlatts cousin 2:10:30- ditl 3 2:10:56- gaming setup 2:11:36- pilot L 2:12:04- crocodile 2:13:06- ducks 2:13:21- hit the griddy 2:14:51- double gulp 2:15:57- mcdonald’s 2:17:10- he’s speaking 2:17:58- belly rubs 2:18:19- LA sightseeing 2:20:31- basketball guys 2:21:41- hotels 2:25:21- glass explosion 2:25:42- child snatch 2:26:52- wild horse 2:29:29- monkey henchman 2:30:50- ditl 4 2:31:43- ditl 5 2:32:30- dominos 2:34:14- ecstasy moment 2:34:56- he found something 2:35:09- squirrel 2:35:23- 711 squabble 2:36:26- alpha.pookie 2:36:52- ditl 6 2:37:38- sink stealer 2:38:37- squishy forehead 2:39:02- melatonin dreams 2:39:40- smoothie flip 2:40:01- pissed off dog 2:40:27- ring cat 2:41:10- lost in the sauce 2:42:19- reddit mod 2:43:12- charles w 2:43:38- potato cat 2:44:20- phone commercial 2:46:12- late for school 2:46:45- happy dog 2:47:06- cockroach 2:47:24- simon cowell ahh 2:48:49- monkey do be chillin 2:49:12- math is red 2:53:10- 2001 onward isn’t cool 2:55:21- cocktail 2:56:33- feed him 2:56:59- news report 3:00:13- food vid 6

  • @c4m231

    @c4m231

    Жыл бұрын

    respect bro

  • @chrisreay5799

    @chrisreay5799

    Жыл бұрын

    fr

  • @solzutv

    @solzutv

    Жыл бұрын

    Like 15 of these half way through the video have had no audio so you might need to update this

  • @TheDeadestOfMemes

    @TheDeadestOfMemes

    Жыл бұрын

    Damn, that’s some serious dedication. Much appreciated!

  • @abbashasan7060

    @abbashasan7060

    Жыл бұрын

    thaks Get thispined

  • @jonah_jo
    @jonah_jo4 ай бұрын

    I ABSOLUTELY LOVE how KZread *removes possibly copyrighted audio from a video* making the entire segment dead silence- You know? It really just makes the viewing experience *that much better!*

  • @terramarc
    @terramarc11 ай бұрын

    54:58 the beginning of schlatt’s villain arc after returning from “meeting” the queen

  • @Madoka_The_Witch
    @Madoka_The_Witch Жыл бұрын

    I cant believe "Jambo" is posting all of "Jschlatts" reserved footage. It is truly sad that he was killed by a drunk "crasher" may he rest in eternal damnation for those "horrible" crimes he did in 1999

  • @Terracylle

    @Terracylle

    Жыл бұрын

    he killed a family of 17 last week

  • @Paws_0ut

    @Paws_0ut

    Жыл бұрын

    He burned down an orphan and burned down a house of 19 children in 1997

  • @smashkiller64

    @smashkiller64

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Terracylle *WOW* That little huh?!?! He must have been having a rough Tuesday!

  • @Zaboogieboy

    @Zaboogieboy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@smashkiller64 Really bad tuesday at 3:47 where the weather was sunny and warm.

  • @moth_milk

    @moth_milk

    Жыл бұрын

    he made me eat my younger brothers tongue in a Russian prison.

  • @jedislayer0719
    @jedislayer0719 Жыл бұрын

    17:34 notice how Lego JFK’s pieces were to the left of the car. The bullet came from the left, meaning it would have to go past the car, pause in mid air, and turn 180 degrees, bounce off of Lego JFK’s right leg, and ricochet onto his torso. That is one MAGIC brick. No, no, I don’t think that’s what happened at all. The only conceivable explanation was that there was a SECOND brick from behind the camera.

  • @jedislayer0719

    @jedislayer0719

    Жыл бұрын

    Yet the men who made the video would have you believe some nonsense about a twisting, turning, magic brick.

  • @wumbo4942

    @wumbo4942

    Жыл бұрын

    thankyou for the seinfeld reference big guy

  • @Cowmaize
    @Cowmaize Жыл бұрын

    If there’s anything schlatt can rely on his chat for, it’s to keep him humble And also stealing traffic markers/signs

  • @Ghoosteny

    @Ghoosteny

    14 күн бұрын

    They’re free

  • @robertromanul2212
    @robertromanul2212 Жыл бұрын

    Hey "Schat" ! I've seen bits and vids of this stream, but I'm really glad the Schlod is finally out

  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 Жыл бұрын

    “Schlatt’s” reaction to the final clip made me spit out my “soda”, for it was quite unexpected.

  • @toxicDEATHwish

    @toxicDEATHwish

    Жыл бұрын

    He was responsible for what happened in December 1998

  • @imrtwisted9731

    @imrtwisted9731

    Жыл бұрын

    SODAA

  • @grenindraw6947

    @grenindraw6947

    Жыл бұрын

    Ayo?

  • @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413

    @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413

    Жыл бұрын

    @@toxicDEATHwish the resonance cascade?

  • @cactieythecactus

    @cactieythecactus

    Жыл бұрын

    "schlatt" gave you that "soda" from the "store" of his didnt "you"?

  • @BrineXD
    @BrineXD Жыл бұрын

    Splatter is like a teacher waiting for the class to shut up

  • @gimpman3207

    @gimpman3207

    Жыл бұрын

    no way you called jschlutt "Splatter"

  • @brainrot293

    @brainrot293

    Жыл бұрын

    SPLATTER 💀💀💀💀

  • @Binowhy

    @Binowhy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@brainrot293 he got that nickname from the crimes he committed against the royal family 😔

  • @brainrot293

    @brainrot293

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Binowhy oh yeah i forgot about what he did in 1999

  • @Lou-qh5gh
    @Lou-qh5gh Жыл бұрын

    I was waiting for this VOD to come up because the rain on the drums and the guy making the VWOOMs alongside them in the next clip was fucking sick now imagine my despair when youtube fucking muted both clips for fucks sake

  • @OrphanDefenestratorODK
    @OrphanDefenestratorODK9 ай бұрын

    you know it's bad when " Schlatt " says something is " wrong "

  • @sw4mpy
    @sw4mpy Жыл бұрын

    I know this stream was super scuffed and he probably won't stream on YT again any time soon, but this was my first time catching Schlatt live and it was still really fun and entertaining! :)

  • @-Dabbs-

    @-Dabbs-

    Жыл бұрын

    Was also my first time

  • @DerCharacter

    @DerCharacter

    Жыл бұрын

    @@-Dabbs- I think it was my first time, maybe second. I only caught it because I was already on KZread, which I guess is one of the few benefits.

  • @leviathiane

    @leviathiane

    Жыл бұрын

    same!! it was nice; im just never on twitch

  • @little_games_soxo8589

    @little_games_soxo8589

    Жыл бұрын

    mmmm idk, he had like 50,000 views at one point.

  • @Insullar
    @Insullar Жыл бұрын

    "Schleckmate" really has beef with the royal family of England. Truly disgusting that "Smack" would give British people three days of school.

  • @danthesalmon7362

    @danthesalmon7362

    Жыл бұрын

    If I were British I would thank “Schlugle”

  • @thisisachannel.780

    @thisisachannel.780

    Жыл бұрын

    what are these british “people” you keep talking about??

  • @bear2710
    @bear2710 Жыл бұрын

    42:02 “Schlatt’s” pure giddy look of excitement made me happy

  • @Pgratss

    @Pgratss

    5 ай бұрын

    Griddy😊

  • @axqrn
    @axqrn10 ай бұрын

    my browser crashed 10+ times while watching this that has literally never happened before on this computer watching any other schlatt vod

  • @thaitoan4760
    @thaitoan4760 Жыл бұрын

    Every stream his editors just find the best way to give him a break down

  • @vague5597
    @vague5597 Жыл бұрын

    The "Schluggernaut" has uploaded more quality content. Impressive, very nice.

  • @FrESHBOn

    @FrESHBOn

    Жыл бұрын

    That's a new one for me

  • @exalted_space9224

    @exalted_space9224

    Жыл бұрын

    Mr. Shleazzer Businessman

  • @jacobmeyer3185

    @jacobmeyer3185

    Жыл бұрын

    The schlombustion engine

  • @kirbotime

    @kirbotime

    Жыл бұрын

    Schlumguzzler

  • @YunkBread

    @YunkBread

    Жыл бұрын

    Schuclear Bomb

  • @frozen4366
    @frozen43666 ай бұрын

    I can't believe he predicted the skibidi toilet 1:04:16

  • @ParadigmDreamspace
    @ParadigmDreamspace Жыл бұрын

    Schlatt's birthday being September 10th has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard

  • @Rhythmloid
    @Rhythmloid Жыл бұрын

    15:23 had me ROLLING especially cause there’s just… no sound. That’s probably what it was like when he was recording it. Like most tiktoks like this.

  • @rosebudgremlin
    @rosebudgremlin Жыл бұрын

    The fact that "Schlatt" got those "shirts" printed to fast is awfully "suspicious" don't you think?

  • @S197Szymonik
    @S197Szymonik Жыл бұрын

    Schlatts birthday is like the dude between the towers. He didn't get hit but he's still screwed from his surroundings.

  • @meatball2858
    @meatball285810 ай бұрын

    Since my summer break started I have been watching your vods nonstop. I haven’t slept in weeks. Help me Shat

  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 Жыл бұрын

    “Schlatt” making that shirt trying to convince us that he did not commit “the tragedy” on September 8th, only puts even more suspicion on his name

  • @sillyglorp

    @sillyglorp

    Жыл бұрын

    false!! i filmed the assasination (its on liveleak)

  • @Precipiceofwind

    @Precipiceofwind

    Жыл бұрын

    "Tragedy"

  • @exalted_space9224

    @exalted_space9224

    Жыл бұрын

    Hopefully I love to see something to happen September 9th and 10th so we have a full four days of tragedy.

  • @alpd9738
    @alpd9738 Жыл бұрын

    Can't wait for "Schlatt" to "predict" King Henry's "death" on the live stream of March 16th 2023.

  • @HazelPlanet

    @HazelPlanet

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too man

  • @Vaydore
    @Vaydore Жыл бұрын

    my favorite part was watching a new tik tok and waiting 40 seconds for chats reaction

  • @alcoop8729
    @alcoop8729 Жыл бұрын

    The cooking videos were easily the highlight of this stream lmao

  • @CM421
    @CM421 Жыл бұрын

    10:56 not gonna lie, "content creation is harder than your 9-5" would be an amazing stream donation sound

  • @rap7771
    @rap7771 Жыл бұрын

    56:38 the most innocent sound that can cone out of this mans mouth

  • @mrmrmeta3698

    @mrmrmeta3698

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro went 🎻

  • @urbainleverrier1

    @urbainleverrier1

    Жыл бұрын

    schlubbable went 🐿️🐿️🐿️

  • @mobilemadison2932

    @mobilemadison2932

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mrmrmeta3698 💀 💀 💀

  • @ZachPowers

    @ZachPowers

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mrmrmeta3698 holy shit, mans like a symphony out here

  • @k0giku

    @k0giku

    Жыл бұрын

    my man went dolphin mode

  • @Arkivator
    @Arkivator Жыл бұрын

    Dude the best places to live for Sync views is either New Zealand or Iceland, both have the geography that movies and puzzles use because it’s so gorgeous.

  • @tristinhyde2748
    @tristinhyde2748 Жыл бұрын

    Your reactions help validate my bpd

  • @KFCGAMING55
    @KFCGAMING55 Жыл бұрын

    52:34 first chat crash 1:31:58 stream manager crash 1:54:26 second chat crash 2:51:28 stream runs out of memory 2:55:08 third chat crash (man YT sucks)

  • @stuffedbrains

    @stuffedbrains

    Жыл бұрын

    Thought it said car crash

  • @stuffedbrains

    @stuffedbrains

    Жыл бұрын

    Kinda disappointed

  • @tinker2269

    @tinker2269

    Жыл бұрын

    @@stuffedbrains same here

  • @striker8961
    @striker8961 Жыл бұрын

    I can’t wait for next decade when it will be socially acceptable for him to wear that shirt in public, in the mean time I will enjoy him wearing that shirt in public.

  • @elireynolds312
    @elireynolds312 Жыл бұрын

    The mods were really clever putting the oil rig video before the content creator. They really set this one up well

  • @charmedrose8664
    @charmedrose8664 Жыл бұрын

    56:23 Tynado what an epic flex that you got to humble schlatt👏👏 bravo

  • @lockerbuddy2039
    @lockerbuddy2039 Жыл бұрын

    Welcome to the daily life of a dedicated Schlatt viewer. Sorry, I was gonna watch the VOD but I was too tired to watch it.

  • @beefairy8620

    @beefairy8620

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s funny because it’s true

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith Жыл бұрын

    "Content creation is harder than your 9 to 5" I work in construction. A the drivetrain of a concrete truck exploded on a hill, and it rolled backwards and pinned the legs of a dude on site between said truck and several dozen metric tons of prefab plates. We had to put two bobcats on the thing, pretty much hammer it in place with wooden beams behind the tires, and take off the back wheels before we could free him. Both of his legs had multiple points of crushlash; Bone being squeezed so hard it protrudes out of both sides of your flesh. This was a week ago. We resumed work 2 days later. _Thank god i'm not a content creator, i wouldn't survive that shit. Be strong brother._

  • @nootnoot3452
    @nootnoot3452 Жыл бұрын

    17:25 he missed the part where the wife tried to put the brain back together

  • @cutebutpsycho5704
    @cutebutpsycho57048 ай бұрын

    Schlatt should make shirt that says Schlatt was not responsible for the Queen's death

  • @curseonmytombstone
    @curseonmytombstone Жыл бұрын

    love how half is muted 16:14 yes.

  • @safetydoggo2721
    @safetydoggo2721 Жыл бұрын

    19:30 Man has been single handedly training googles new art AI

  • @yourlocalcashregister1123
    @yourlocalcashregister1123 Жыл бұрын

    Very glad that schlatt gets the same enjoyment out of shredder videos that I do

  • @mirandav404
    @mirandav404 Жыл бұрын

    33:20 "we are detonating the alpha warhead in T-90 seconds."

  • @spiritbx1337
    @spiritbx1337 Жыл бұрын

    "I am never going to be able to listen to this song for the rest of my life!" VoD watchers: "I don't have such a weakness!"

  • @thefunniesies
    @thefunniesies Жыл бұрын

    I can't believe how "absurd" this is Aw, Snap!

  • @Kye.-.
    @Kye.-. Жыл бұрын

    At 14:43 I swear I went deaf, unless there wasn't anything playing but still.

  • @winemomxoxo

    @winemomxoxo

    Жыл бұрын

    fr..

  • @anakinskywalker8511
    @anakinskywalker8511 Жыл бұрын

    “schlatt” losing his mind while chat spams “its free” killed me

  • @joshuanora5783
    @joshuanora5783 Жыл бұрын

    bro how did rain drops on a drum get muted for copyright

  • @Hephaestus_God
    @Hephaestus_God Жыл бұрын

    Most of the captchas that "fail" are actually the AI giving you an image it doesn't know so you can input the answers. Then it compares that with the millions of other people it sent that answer to to get the right results for future captcha image tests. But these days AI can pretty much auto solve any captcha (including voice ones where you have to type out what you hear). Because of this you end up with very weird ones to confuse the AI. Like recentluy there was one about "Cloud horses" with images of horses in clouds lmao. edit: you literally said something similar 10 seconds after I wrote this smh

  • @leighrichter620
    @leighrichter6204 ай бұрын

    Here goes my 3rd rewatch of this amazing video (I intend to rewatch it 5 more times)

  • @KristenZianourry2015
    @KristenZianourry2015 Жыл бұрын

    I keep falling asleep to this video at night I’ve tried to watch 4 times now

  • @natewalter9324
    @natewalter9324 Жыл бұрын

    14:35 there’s no audio in the clip, which makes it funny

  • @themagicwaysofchucky7945
    @themagicwaysofchucky7945 Жыл бұрын

    i started watching this vod and then realized i was there for the stream

  • @eragons1894
    @eragons1894 Жыл бұрын

    And this is ledies and gentlemen, exactly why i refuse to download TikTok or have anything to do with it for that matter. Schmidts reactions were the only thing that made watching this entertaining.

  • @spoog2651
    @spoog2651 Жыл бұрын

    "holy shit this goes hard af" "he" says to complete silence

  • @walmartcatboys
    @walmartcatboys Жыл бұрын

    why does schlatt seem happier in this vod then normal??

  • @emma_nutella58

    @emma_nutella58

    Жыл бұрын

    I think you know why

  • @jak0katherina711

    @jak0katherina711

    Жыл бұрын

    refer back to the shirt

  • @nomey07

    @nomey07

    Жыл бұрын

    He fulfilled his mission on september 8

  • @LordOfel

    @LordOfel

    Жыл бұрын

    Because finally the last person to witness '99 is gone

  • @sophiastamps1385
    @sophiastamps13858 ай бұрын

    We have the Wilbur 'Anteater Saga,' Slimecicle 'Ostrich Saga,' and now the Jschlatt 'Raccoon Saga'

  • @firecat5279
    @firecat527911 ай бұрын

    “I totally wasn’t the one who did it I totally wasn’t the one who killed the queen”

  • @PhoebusA
    @PhoebusA Жыл бұрын

    10:54 : Filming myself playing video games is harder than your 9 - 5 "Schlatt": *ABSOLUTELY ERUPTS WITH LAUGHTER*

  • @kadenbourquin7149
    @kadenbourquin7149 Жыл бұрын

    Man, shlingleberry did a great job ranking these

  • @kaffii
    @kaffii Жыл бұрын

    "what color is math" schlatt you set yourself up for that one

  • @mrbigh6776
    @mrbigh6776 Жыл бұрын

    2:55:13 As someone born in early 2001, i appreciate the acknowledgement. Most people cut it off at 2000

  • @venangoproductions
    @venangoproductions Жыл бұрын

    Can we start saying Hip Hip Hooray when Schlatt uploads

  • @siren_2778
    @siren_2778 Жыл бұрын

    Tommy: when will we see each oth- Schlatt: -Today im ranking your tiktoks!

  • @ashrobertson4156
    @ashrobertson4156 Жыл бұрын

    I know you'll never see this, but you are such a comfort for me. You actually make me feel better when I'm upset. I watch your VODS when I'm falling asleep because i find it relaxing. You make me really happy. I'm autistic and you are my comfort person 100%.

  • @ExtrnalSorce2
    @ExtrnalSorce2 Жыл бұрын

    15:30 Bro really thinks hes V from DMC 5 💀

  • @JeffOfTrades
    @JeffOfTrades Жыл бұрын

    56:35 jshlatt's laugh killed me XD 🐬

  • @reject6368
    @reject6368 Жыл бұрын

    My first stream I ever caught live was this…..best day of my life!!💪💪😊

  • @dontknowhattodoforthis
    @dontknowhattodoforthis8 ай бұрын

    38:14 btw two scoops of the caffeinated version is equivalent to 2 cups of black coffee

  • @frogmasteranimationgaming3429
    @frogmasteranimationgaming34294 ай бұрын

    “Schatt” is one of the best creators that I watch 👍

  • @blueink1606
    @blueink1606 Жыл бұрын

    When I saw the shirt I laughed like crazy, man had to make it a shirt to make it clear 💀 Edit: also schlatt ur videos make me laugh way to hard I choked on my food while watching these 💀, also how it took him 55 seconds to realize his chat crashed

  • @aurorahasfallen
    @aurorahasfallen Жыл бұрын

    Man I love when mr scatt reacts to videos, it’s so funny

  • @lukes401k
    @lukes401k8 ай бұрын

    I was at work when I watched the stream. My coworker thought I was dying.

  • @darkspike0392
    @darkspike0392 Жыл бұрын

    2:08:31 Liquid Schlatt

  • @tylertds
    @tylertds Жыл бұрын

    Thank you jschlong for the great content :)

  • @I.like.wolves220

    @I.like.wolves220

    10 ай бұрын

    NOT THE JSCHLONG 😭😭

  • @oeskur
    @oeskur Жыл бұрын

    I'm happy "schlatt" comes forwards and clarifies that he has "nothing" to do with the death of her majesty

  • @The-snail-owns-my-soul
    @The-snail-owns-my-soul Жыл бұрын

    As a member of Iowa I’m glad you stood up for are state so I feel you are a official Iowa resident

  • @k0l0nkby54
    @k0l0nkby54 Жыл бұрын

    @jschlattVODS at 2:19:00 that car is most-likely a kit car replica of a shelby daytona coupe. Kit cars are when you take a base car, and modify it to replicate the styles of a different, older car with pre-made kits from a given company. Sometimes that includes performance upgrades as well, sometimes it's just aesthetics, it depends. But I highly doubt someone would chrome out an original, as they are wayy more expensive, although a kit car version still isn't considered cheap. But yeah, big bummer regardless for the car.

  • @thefrogmonarch4404
    @thefrogmonarch4404 Жыл бұрын

    I can now say I am officially in a Jschlatt VOD which is like saying i've payed all my debts in animal crossing.

  • @ScavengerMerchant
    @ScavengerMerchant Жыл бұрын

    The guy on the captcha at 19:00 is legit in fucking purgatory

  • @LiteracyLovesYou
    @LiteracyLovesYou Жыл бұрын

    Decided to eat moldy beef sticks, have a beer and watch schlatt today.

  • @fritzman6483
    @fritzman6483 Жыл бұрын

    The ironing pillow case guy embodies the vibes of someone stacking bodies

  • @kirillvaloshyn6254
    @kirillvaloshyn6254 Жыл бұрын

    Love how he says he had nothing to do with it and mentions the poison most often overlooked during autopsies

  • @mohrgames179
    @mohrgames179 Жыл бұрын

    Timestamps, feel free to add in the replies 0:56 British Moment 5:07 Car Moment 7:43 Streamer Life 9:45 Industrial Moment 10:53 Streamer Life 2 16:41 JFK 25:28 It's free 29:25 Sleepy Joe 30:03 Sus Moment 34:09 Car Moment 2 34:54 Car Moment 3 36:08 Sus Moment 2 36:31 9/11 40:20 Industrial Moment 2 40:54 Industrial Moment 3 42:07 Car Moment 4 46:05 Industrial Moment 4 1:05:34 Sleepy Joe 2 1:16:22 Sus Moment 3 1:18:48 1999 1:19:37 Sus Moment 4 1:20:36 Sus Moment 5 1:22:24 Sus? Moment 6 1:25:54 Sus Moment 7 1:27:49 Car Moment 5 1:28:56 Sus? Moment 8 1:33:15 British Moment 2 1:34:04 British Moment 3 1:40:25 Very Human 2:01:44 Sus Moment 9 2:05:22 Car Moment 6 2:07:30 Streamer Life 3 2:08:21 Streamer Life 4/Schlatt Clone 2:10:29 Streamer Life 5 2:18:17 Car Moment 7 2:25:21 Blue Lobster 2:30:50 Streamer Life 6 2:31:43 Streamer Life 7 2:36:51 Streamer Life 8 2:43:11 British Moment 4 3:00:12 Sus Moment 10

  • @gigzpumpking

    @gigzpumpking

    Жыл бұрын

    thanks

  • @Whatismusic123

    @Whatismusic123

    Жыл бұрын

    Cringe comment

  • @urbainleverrier1

    @urbainleverrier1

    Жыл бұрын

    love u

  • @Crabapplez

    @Crabapplez

    Жыл бұрын

    I take offense to the term schlatt clone, Schlatt is a me clone :)

  • @urbainleverrier1

    @urbainleverrier1

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Crabapplez THAT'S YOU!??

  • @TheChosenOne32323
    @TheChosenOne32323 Жыл бұрын

    This video was better than what schlat did or did “not” do on September 8th 2022

  • @slayerdave6899
    @slayerdave68992 ай бұрын

    2:20:01 that is actually a 1970 corvette stingray and that is a NICE custom model and paint job and if I had to estimate probably around upwards of 700k to 1 mil for that thing cause most stingrays where I’m from are sold at like 80 to 10 grand if you’re either lucky or find a broken one but that thing in LA of all places is definitely a high ball

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