"I know you're family friendly, Captain" *immediately brings up terrorism

@mikoroonii

2 ай бұрын

@KurtusOldroyd Di

@nightknight69187

2 ай бұрын

@@mikorooniiDi

@keeganobrien2928

2 ай бұрын

Di

@playdoughmaster808

2 ай бұрын

Starts smoking weed a few seconds after that

@slyreviews6363

2 ай бұрын

Then smokes a blunt

The dynamic of Schlatt and the captain is insane

@harpon2816

2 ай бұрын

I think it's the fact their humour doesn't mix at all that makes it so hilarious.

@erikasolnc

2 ай бұрын

it's like oil and water.

@sierra121cyan

2 ай бұрын

He's sort of another Swagger, but a lot more innocent openly, while being the same level of powerhungry on the inside.

@Sam8749

2 ай бұрын

1 million $ vs 1 billion $

@ItsTartkie

2 ай бұрын

Schlatt trying not to swear the whole time is also hilarious

"i just kinda built the house" okay construction worker king

him saying "THERE'S BUGGIES UP HERE" in an intimidating tone is so endlessly funny

@inhaleddeath5758

2 ай бұрын

Buggies and skeleington

I love how mr toasten is always just lurking in the background of every stream that is done of this server

@spap6407

2 ай бұрын

Glad to see some journalists haven't been bought out

@Mr_Blah

2 ай бұрын

The Batman to his Gotham

@ivanlewis3800

2 ай бұрын

​@@spap6407 Let's hope he doesn't get an award from the FBI.

@endoghost4396

2 ай бұрын

Mr Toasten is behind it all

the way schlatt stopped crouching when whispering to mr sparklez just so tucker could hear him say 'nerd' is beautiful

I love how the HOA quickly became a Schlatt and Sparklez fueled police state. Going from “house cannot float” to “we need to make a new rule, no taking pictures of people” in 5 minutes makes me so excited for the riot episode!

@mariam8275

2 ай бұрын

theyre truly embodying the american spirit 💪💪

@gatordragon6140

Ай бұрын

Hey hey, no police state here, just a very responsible hoa, that you have to be a part of and you dont have a choice in the matter lol

@mariam8275

Ай бұрын

@@gatordragon6140 the american police state has never hurt anyone!! 🇺🇸🦅🔫

@gatordragon6140

Ай бұрын

@@mariam8275 you know that everything the light touches comment makes alot more sense now lol

"I'M BEING NICE" -Jawsh yelling at the top of his lungs

"Schleminent Domain" is the perfect HOA president

@unnaturallynatural8885

2 ай бұрын

schlukuna

@bigguy2174

2 ай бұрын

the schallen

@madrod228

2 ай бұрын

Schlahoraga

@unnaturallynatural8885

2 ай бұрын

@@madrod228 Schlamevolent Shrine

@binay413963

2 ай бұрын

​​@@unnaturallynatural8885can't believe what Jschukuna did just like back in heian era

Please please please give us a part 2 ot this! The HOA bit is one of the funniest and simultaneously interesting things I've seen someone do in an SMP. Even if you took the time to meticulously inspect people's bases with a bunch of extra rules, it'd still be entertaining to watch

Obsessed with watching you and cap together. The dynamic is so funny

@pendantairplane

2 ай бұрын

One confident, successful millionaire along with another more chaotic, yet extremely insecure and closeted millionaire

i can’t believe jschat isn’t with us anymore 🕊️🕊️🕊️

@TheOGMundnar

2 ай бұрын

It’s like we still here him!

@Pooper-the-Paldean-Wooper

2 ай бұрын

Fly high

@luna6440

2 ай бұрын

Feels like I can still hear his voice 😞

@Maongap

2 ай бұрын

fly high jshart

@dank90

2 ай бұрын

Most original jschlatt comment

The thumbnail is deceiving considering Jordan went along with the HAO

@spap6407

2 ай бұрын

The thumbnail is deceiving considering shlatt trembles over people with a higher net worth than him

@theemeraldaxe1414

2 ай бұрын

Liberal propaganda

My mum called the founder ugly. Said he looks shrek-like.

@iLinked

2 ай бұрын

Report her

@sausageenthusiast4844

2 ай бұрын

The HOA won’t be having this.

@Marshark50

2 ай бұрын

Send her into the complaint box

@nathanfaith1341

2 ай бұрын

Sorry to hear of her passing

@pengudiegu

2 ай бұрын

You should probably get rid of her

love how the sdmp videos are just a where's waldo with mr toasten

The HOA shit is so funny. Like, them cosplaying as HOA leaders is so goddamn funny. These are grown men sitting in their homes in front of their computers, pretending to be Karens. It's just amazing to think about.

The unfortunate news of him living is devastating, fly low king 🕊🕊🕊🕊

@theAWPspammer

2 ай бұрын

jschlatt has been found alive in his home

@LetterSUN

Ай бұрын

We mourn his life 😞😞😭😢😭😭😞

this is genuinely the funniest livestream i have ever watched. captainsparklez and schlatt are SO GOOD together

Me: ""Ok another Schlatt VOD done time to binge the next one" also me: *Opens the next VOD* Schlatt: "So I built a house off camera"

The mrtoasten plot line is going crazy

so glad that schlatt was reborn yesterday after two days of being dead

This feels like the yogscast tekkit server but with a new generation of KZreadrs

@aleksthevoyager1260

2 ай бұрын

“New generation” *CaptainSparklez who just retired

@crungleman7975

2 ай бұрын

@@aleksthevoyager1260 well… new-ish

@pantpocket1741

2 ай бұрын

@@aleksthevoyager1260 relative to yogscast

Schlatt and the Captain are genuinely such an entertaining team.

1:45:13 my man didn’t even go through the five stages of grief, he just went straight to acceptance.

I already watched this live, but this was genuinely the funniest shit I've seen all year, this server is a perfect spiritual continuation of smplive humor wise

If you owned property before an HOA has been founded you have no obligation to follow their rules. If they give you any trouble, threaten to build a HAM radio or put a large trampoline in the yard.

@gatordragon6140

Ай бұрын

You have to remember this isnt just an hoa, its schlatt's and caps hoa, im pretty sure non compliance is punishable by death lol

just two sick rich minecrafters owning the HOA

Schlugg judging other people’s houses when living in a dirt tunnel that can hardly fit his massive wealth really how generous he is

@memerking7813

2 ай бұрын

Did you miss the first few minutes of the vod?

@foxtrotstudios2958

2 ай бұрын

His pink house was literally the first to be HOA approved

The AI of today is incredible... 3 hours of simulated schlatt to honor his passing... 🕊🕊🕊 fly high jschlatt you will be missed.

1:42:22 incredible. Toasten managed to get jschlatt to SPRINT

the fact that schlatt got captainsparklez to say he was blowing his load is crazy

Sleep deprived minecrafters never fails me to grow underground weed and opium farm under my 3 room apartment!!!

Gonna miss this guy so much, he was so funny. His youtube channel was much better than the lives but hes always entertaining.

@efenty6235

2 ай бұрын

what happened?

@user-xp8nq5mf9y

2 ай бұрын

@@efenty6235well hes gone.

@shader2421

2 ай бұрын

@@efenty6235he’s in a better place now

@bjrndencker6728

2 ай бұрын

@@efenty6235he tragically passed away 😔

@aymangani5416

2 ай бұрын

@@bjrndencker6728I don’t know if it’s okay to call the perpetrator’s death tragic… what he did to all of the victims of the incident definitely was though. Tired of seeing so much sympathy for this “man” after what he did

This made 2015 me very happy 😭 so nostalgic seeing Cap again on a server. Loving this Shclab

I dont know why but "ough...ough....ough.... comfort me captain" had me dying

The combination of complete chill and visceral discomfort in the schlatt and captain duo is bizarre

ik they started with the idea of being super tyrannical but they ended up just super reasonable, helpful and often just helped fix up the houses😭

My mom gave me very concerning looks for the first minute and 30seconds

@silentxwxlf

2 ай бұрын

Your first mistake was playing jschlatt out loud

@le-mon

2 ай бұрын

She knew what “happened” in 1999

1:17:27 MrToasten randomly dropping the most ominous message

Captain getting less and less pg as the stream progressed is pretty funny

Please dear lord let this continue for a couple more weeks of content please. So incredibly fun

2:14:34 shibert just uncrouched just to say "nerd" to tucker

@nader_909

2 ай бұрын

most funny bit of the whole 3 hours

Did y’all see Mr Toasten’s POV? Funniest shit ever

No one gives credit to the girls on the server they're hilarious.

RIP JSchlatt, it has been real, you will be held in memory. 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

@Pooper-the-Paldean-Wooper

2 ай бұрын

Rest in peace, you will be missed 😔

@aronszabo6009

2 ай бұрын

What happened?

@harrypootis9519

2 ай бұрын

@@aronszabo6009 he died

@SydDeus

2 ай бұрын

he died like 2 hours ago​@@aronszabo6009

@VI_music_official

2 ай бұрын

@@aronszabo6009 we are just joking, play along. :) ;)

Super nostalgic from when I found your content lol, these are absolutely hilarious and so amusing LOL I love it

The fact that everyone was selling drugs is killing me 😭

Hey Schlippy Schloppytoppy, loving the "content", i desire more content (carnally) and am waiting for the next Weekly "Schlap" episode. Stay "safe" and healthy, kisses!

@nightknight69187

2 ай бұрын

He („schlart“) is sadly already gone 😢🕊️🕊️🪦

the ai tricks my brain into thinking he's still here with us 😢

Charborg/JSchlatt is all I can hope for and more

I love hearing schlatt rip fat lines every thirty minutes.

@CAC2002

2 ай бұрын

He does not rip lines 😢 1:55:34

actually never imagined i would see charborg and path at the same place at the same time

15:00 bro did a low budget grian bit

Highkey want this modpack to be released on forge

@tinhc0

2 ай бұрын

You can download all the mods it's on the wiki

VOD WATCHERS ARE STILL HERE!!!!

RIP schlatt😔😔 u were the best🥺 I will miss you forever and will never be happy again

7:53 mr toasten watches

I love how he keeps almost slipping up his censorship

couldn't even J to this. Shlatt myself immediately, Clean up on isle VODS!!!

My childhood crush and adulthood crush as a duo is immaculate

I’ll be watching this later. Glad to see the next ep is out tho

Is no one going to talk about “MF Zoom”?

@spap6407

2 ай бұрын

the DEAD ROTING CORPS, yes mr j shlatt did, in fact, comment on that

@nathandouvier1976

2 ай бұрын

@@spap6407 Oh dear, quite an embarrassing oversight in my corner. Many thanks for your informational generosity, good fellow

This is the best dynamic duo I have ever seen

Purple is considered a ladies colour sometimes BUT IM ROCKING THAT SHIT LIKE IM CILLIAN MURPHY IN BREAKFAST ON PLUTO

@SumeriyaYaxlaka

2 ай бұрын

LESGOOOOOO I LUV PURPLE COATS LIKE THE ONE JOKER WORE IN DARK KNIGHT👍

@binay413963

2 ай бұрын

Originally people though blue was lady's color , and pink was men's colour 😬

This is sooo hillarious. The meowza baclony incident just threw me completely off. Noone should be in the unfortunate situation to wittness something like that. 2:04:19 - 2:05:32 I am so done lmfao

riftskeen is carrying this smp and everyones careers on her shoulders

Hello, Vod watcher here. Because Twitch things are "SO SPECIAL TO NOT ALERT ME OF STREAMS!!!!!!!" Anyways... I like the gay stuff you did with the house. It's great.

I loved the beginning of the vod when he talks about the 7.5 inch schlaft

A minute and a half into the video and Schlatt is already talking about his massive caulk and balls

Next thing we know he’ll be flying planes lol 9:48

@durianfox

2 ай бұрын

Oh he's been flying planes buddy... Never forget..9/11

the weird opera music at 2:25 starts right after tucker tells shlatt exotic “means whatever you want it to mean, mr schlatt”

conner talking about how he lives downtown so he gets adds for homeless shelters 😭 seeing him interact with captain was so funny dude

just watched the whole vod, every sec, loved it

21:09 no.. This is how a cult works.. Which is appropriate for a HOA!!

Absolutely LOVING this content. Seriously, keep it going, get some storylines. The gambling in boxing arena was so funny with imposters. You've nailed it and I think it could be the next big thing in MC. Well done 🎉❤

it feels so personal going into their little minecraft house and judging them it’s not actually deep or anything it’s just cute they made that little home together and it’s cute and meaningful to them

I love that Tucker is in more things

It’s good watching back on these old videos reminds me of the time before he died

“What about opium; I have an opium dimension” CHRBRG said calmly

Hey shlatt not sure if you read these but I love your content and have been watching you since the tribute to Minecraft video. I never have time now a days to catch the streams so Im happy you make these vods. KZread has always been one of my main sources of entertainment and Im always happy to see when you have a new video.

telling someone "I hope you get it all out" as they blow their nose is just so sincere

it makes me so happy to hear jschlatt call aztro "she" friends affirming their friends gender makes me so happy

@SumeriyaYaxlaka

2 ай бұрын

Rare jschlatt wholesome w

Finally a new update on the smp

Sad seeing re-uploads,, its like hes still here, fly high king🕊🕊🕊🕊

The factor meals while staring at the cookout menu is a genuinely hilarious bit.

I was sick last night and listening to this will now put it as a permanent memory

this made me stoop having nonstoop panik attacks ive been having for a m week and half straight i wake up start paniking this calmed me down

cottagecore

lookin very handsome today schlatt

*''I'M BEING NICE''* - Jawsh 2024

this is the pinnacle of content. i am thoroughly entertained.

VOD stands for: V - Schlatt O - Is D - a raging homosexual and a clopper

schlatt actually popped off with his base

How has this only got 580K views man... this is literally classic Jschlatt content revived in 2024, and the captain is present

1:48:11 This is how sleep deprived runs

Im just gonna say it loud and kinda clear. I need a 1x1 recreation of The Founder for my walls

I dont know what a “ponzy” scheme is but this Mr. Jordan guy is pretty funny

I love how he un crouched to call Tucker a nerd

I never really see much of moist but his HOA visit made me a fan, wish they had him on SD more often

Make the currency iron, and build a bunch of iron farms to cause massive inflation