jawsh was immediately able to identify the real jschlatt to punch him

the doppelganger bit was the funniest shit in a long time i love justin and nopeify so much

@TSVN4MI

2 ай бұрын

nopeify is SO funny the drunk drowning bit was the most hilarious shit

@anvanbaris

2 ай бұрын

i once caught a random stream of him where he was silent for a whole hour then he died and closed the stream 😭😭@@TSVN4MI

@Klordz

2 ай бұрын

Justin has never been funny, he's just a "loud = funny" guy.

@aa9945

2 ай бұрын

@Klordz couldnt be further from the truth. hes the editor for fuckin SuperMega and literally none of the NothinButLag vids are loud=funny. idk if u got the wrong guy but it sounds like u got the wrong guy

@roberthowardkunz5706

2 ай бұрын

Ok Justin

“stupid new yorker” is a true gambler at heart.

@toadGDGD

2 ай бұрын

schtupid new yorker

@mememan5466

2 ай бұрын

"Schtupid schlew schlorker"

@rinskape7376

2 ай бұрын

@@mememan5466 i wish there was an option to delete replies

@mememan5466

2 ай бұрын

@@rinskape7376 😱

@anomalyfox5186

2 ай бұрын

@@mememan5466Bro how does this autotranslate into “Stupid Scumbag” 💀💀💀

I unironicly loving Mr Toasten more as this series is going on. The dude ía genuinely unhinged enough to be a sdp member

@a.o.8527

2 ай бұрын

only made better by the fact that there’s a 90% chance that he’s a 9 year old Skeppy fan

@enzoarweq4525

2 ай бұрын

​@@a.o.8527 absolute perfection

@darthpoo5621

2 ай бұрын

I get the feel he’s a squeaker but self aware enough to not use a mic and be funny

@BierBart12

2 ай бұрын

As much as I like the idea of him just being some little kid, he's a bit too cunning and patient to be one Probably at least 14

@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie

2 ай бұрын

Idk, children can be scarily patient if it comes to mischief. ​@@BierBart12

I don’t think I’ve heard schlatt laugh that hard ever when his diamond got fishing rodded

@roger5059

2 ай бұрын

What minute did that happen?

@Just_call_me_Light

2 ай бұрын

@@roger5059 1:09:30

schlatt isn't addicted to gambling, just has the dedication to continue

@krisby3939

2 ай бұрын

Winning the lottery is a 50/50 you either win or loose

@dodgotaro7732

Ай бұрын

@@krisby3939 I have the urge to pull a nerd and use statistics

@omchhaya2902

Ай бұрын

@@krisby3939 you either lose 100% of you win 2000%, sounds like good odds

schlatt and antvenom’s convo around 3:00:30 just makes me super emotional. nothing can ever replace the simplicity of smplive, but them reminiscing about those days makes me so happy.

@William.Kelly7

2 ай бұрын

No idea what you're talking about, but that sentence sounds terribly sad. I hope life is going well and goes well for you

@SN0WY5T4R

2 ай бұрын

@@William.Kelly7 :’)

@gatetohstuff

2 ай бұрын

me too man, me too

@goschsenpai943

2 ай бұрын

i wish they would get carson back on man

@p0uya16

2 ай бұрын

​@@goschsenpai943as they mentioned earlier, no pedophiles on the server!

Rip schlatt, fly high 🙏 The use of AI makes these videos feel like the real thing now🕊

@Pluto_Music_

2 ай бұрын

Hearing this video made me smile- we’re gonna miss him 🙏🙏

@vanillabarrel7886

2 ай бұрын

He Died?!

@adleystar

2 ай бұрын

So sad😞 rip🙏

@Jeremywren

2 ай бұрын

WHAT ????

@jacksonj.bonner1234

2 ай бұрын

He died 😧

Toasten made you, never forget that.

@dooksmckooks

Ай бұрын

least obvious alt account

i like how mr toasten's real voice is one of an eldrich being

@Dionyxusz

2 ай бұрын

my god i laughed so fxcking hard at that part

that last part with Ant was actually so nice, makes me feel so bittersweet thinking about all these past years and about so many things that have happened in life

It's nice to see Schlatt's identical twin carrying on big man's content, I really appreciate you continuing his legacy, thank you.

@kibbs325

2 ай бұрын

I thought this was his uncle schitt

From 3:00:23 to the end played out really nicely!! The talk with Antvenom, the "love you" bit, and the slow walk towards his house. I haven't been hooked on an SMP like this in a while! IF YOU HEAR THIS SCHLATT PLEASE MAKE MORE!

@renvell8834

2 ай бұрын

Ending made me feel mad comfy? Wasn't something i'd expect from my favorite discomfort streamer :D

@Flarestormx13

2 ай бұрын

The soundtrack too it was all so perfect

Useful timestamps Start 5:10 Ending 3:09:52

@user-mv4lj2fc6n

2 ай бұрын

thx i needed this

Seeing antvenom play stal was like fireworks for a vet I flashed back instantly

Love the more consistent flow of Schlatt content

@BarryBuckinham

2 ай бұрын

Give it a month

i love how they constantly misused the meaning of Double or Nothing resulting in Schlatt scamming people out of tons of diamond😂

@StatusNull

2 ай бұрын

thissssss lol

I love how sentimental it got at the end until schlatt tried to kiss Ant 😂

as someone who caught the first SMPlive stream and what we know as the beginning of this era, I love how antvenom and Schlatt were reminiscing on those days and shared how they felt about those days. its comforting to know it meant as much to them as it did to me, a dumb kid at the time who wanted to pass time with good content. that made my day, thanks shlimbus

42:47 I like to image MrToasten is some ethereal being who's trying to communicate with us in a forgotten language

I love how versatile jschlatt is like one moment he’ll shit on a guy for donating twice with the same message and the next he’ll have this intimate conversation with ant venom. I love seeing both sides because they’re both comedic & entertaining.

@unattributed927

2 ай бұрын

'cause antvenom's rich

I watched the stream with my brother and it’s the first time we’ve actually bonded in ages 😭 thanks ig

@thewhywhywhy4302

2 ай бұрын

Wholesome schlatt comment? Not possible

@pupsicle117

2 ай бұрын

@@thewhywhywhy4302 LMAO IK

Meow and Nope speaking German is awesome because as a German it's so funny how no one understands all the compliments and no bad words they say at all :D

Can't believe ''Schlorpasaurus'' would do such a thing..

@90377_sedna

2 ай бұрын

@AriannaBrackinpl

Bro, the mr toasten part is hilarious, especially the demonic noise he made, it probably wasn’t him because he actually made a sound

@evilchild1851

2 ай бұрын

Whats the timestamp? I’m too lazy to watch the vod because im not up to date on JSchlong’s perspective

@Blue-et5bq

2 ай бұрын

@@evilchild1851like 41:00

@Blue-et5bq

2 ай бұрын

@@evilchild1851go to 41:00

@brickbreaker1273

2 ай бұрын

@@evilchild1851 42:43

@mateusz2099

2 ай бұрын

​@@evilchild1851somewhere after 35:00

That conversation between you and AntVenom brought me back. As corny as it is it just makes me want to say thank you for all you’ve done. I’m not going to say that your videos saved me or changed my life like all those other donations usually say. But from the bottom of my heart from the little I know about you I can tell you’re the most inspiring, funny, and genuine influencer out there. The bottom line is you’re entertaining, no matter what you do. Even if this comment just sits here forever with no acknowledgment I’m glad I got it off my chest.

@williamguy5860

2 ай бұрын

Thank you for saying what i've wanted to say for years. I agree with every statement in this comment.

God i haven't had laughs this good for so long, i almost choked on my pringles when they tried to fish the diamonds away

18:39 bro got the Krillin treatment

Jawsh is the funniest because he is just a silent BG character in everyone’s perspectives

@DanksPlatter

2 ай бұрын

seeing the hoa stream where they go to jawsh's house and first seeing that ginormous fucking palace was so funny

I loved the Jawsh cameo

honestly seeing antvenom and schlatt glaze each other was super wholesome

The "watching you for 17 years" postcard made me laugh more than it shouldve

You know that the moment chuckle sandwich is posted, either sleep deprived or jschlattlive and vod have a new vid

Jawsh just spawning in every like 5 minutes and just walking by is hilarious

the ending with antvenom was so blissful and meaningful in so many ways it breaks my heart

Schlatt had been sick after this vod and decided to not upload the coughing streams to his vod channel, afterwards he had some OBS stream quality trouble and decided not to upload that vod, then there were a few with audio trouble that weren't uploaded and the rest he'd been playing on the server with the Spotify AI DJ in the background, the "DJ-X" streams, which were absolute bangers but cant be uploaded to the vod channel because of the copyrighted music. However, another channel called big man vods had fixed all the broken ones and uploaded every vod there

“Schlecond Schlower” never fails to tie us up, tease us, and fill us up to the brim with his wisdom

That last 9 minutes is an amazing example of Jschlatts best content. I love this kind of content :) (edit: also the ability to put on fitting music live, almost like it’s been edited after)

This whole stream gave me headache im glad i can experience it again

@Palkpilk

2 ай бұрын

Did the headache come from the random distorted sounds? Or was that just me?

Double or nothing after loss. Wins. now u owe me double. bro actually gaslighting his friends

@StatusNull

2 ай бұрын

this 5000% no one realized. 1 v 1 diamond, loss. ok so opponent should have 2 diamonds, nahhhh. now it's 2 v 2 diamond, no exchanges. schlatt wins. takes 2 of his opponents diamonds, but he lost before, so he should owe 1 and then get paid to with a net gain of 1. but instead he said nahhhhhhhh now it's 2 v 2 diamond i pay u nothing yet so. now u owe me 2 cause i won and i owe you nothing. Dude is either really smart low-key scamming people. or an evil genius acting ignorant of how numbers work.

Very wholesome end to the stream and the whole thing made my day. Thanks Schlatt.

Nice to see SDMP again, AND 3 HOURS??? that's gonna keep me entertained

the end with everything after ant’s talk was beautiful and cinematic

This has been one of the best streams I’ve seen in ages. I meant to put this on as white noise to help me sleep, but the bit after bit kept me up all night laughing. And that ending was just the cherry on top. Keep up the good work big guy, every little bit of content from this server makes the dark days a little brighter. I ain’t envious of that 7.5 million dollars, but I am envious that this guy has so many great people to hang out with

You heard him. R O L L.

@FluffyFlop.

2 ай бұрын

​@AriannaBrackin Are you a bot?? 💀

@Szpieg2000

2 ай бұрын

This joke is no longer relevant.

@FluffyFlop.

2 ай бұрын

​@@Szpieg2000 Aw shit. 😭

They should make it so everytime you get a new postcard the entire server hears “YOU GOT MAIL!” extreme bass boosted 100x

@kell_0741

2 ай бұрын

LOL that would be so funny 😂😂😂 hahaha ha sugoi!!!

Yknow, i actually like the chill vibes of schlatt and antvenom, its always nice to wind down a bit after a fun stream

Antvenom’s convo was really genuinely lovely. I love those moments that schlart is undeniably not doing a bit and is being real. Nice to see.

i died during the process of this vod, laughing and crying laughing. thank you schlatt

I love these kind of streams, the first half is a planned high energy thing, followed by a more chill relaxing wind down. I really enjoy the stuff big guy keep it up :D

Toasten is always a delight to see

Mr. Toasten is like a godamn Cryptid lol

after watching the opening to the sdmp, I'm hooked on this whole thing. and when you and ant had that Convo at the end, it was sweet and made me so happy.

some of the most entertaining streams ive seen in a long time, ive cried laughing multiple times watching this! never stop the sdmp!!

The comedic timing at 22:42 😂 jfc

toasten is a little menace lmaoo

These vods get funnier every episode 😭😭

18:37 that was the most badass thing I've seen in a while

You’re on a roll, schlatt

RIP Schlunnilingus ❤

ive noticed shlit talks differently with tucker, almost like something developed with them

The last 10 minute talk with antvenom is so deep and great

2:32:30 I immediately got banned from chat after the dream smp town comment 😂

@BerkelBoy

2 ай бұрын

Crazy

I love that the stal bit has been going for like 8 years

The end to this stream was perfect if this is the last we see of the SDMP I'd be happy.

You know what, this'll be the first time I ever say this. These smp vods really saved my life. Minecraft has been my comfort game since I was a kid and you always make me laugh so hard(😏) and that combo is legendary for me. I always forget my problems when I watch these vods cause I can't always go to your stream (I live in the Philippines). I've been supporting you for how many years and you're one of my favorite KZreadrs, man. Thank you so much, Schlatt.

Sdmp genuinely curing my mental health. The schloat goat lives 🙏🙏🙏

Brooo when’s the next SDMP stream😫😫😫

That was an oddly sweet moment with ant at the end rare wholesome schlatt moment :)

The fishing rod killed me XD that needs to be a short

Okay that convo with Antvenom at the end was actually really sweet and heartwarming

TOASTEN MAKES NOISE?! THAT ELDRICH HORROR SOUND

The most wholesome ending to any jschlatt video

Schlatt and ant's conversation near the end made me feel like I was watching a movie I can't lie, honestly despite the nature of the smp being this whole comedic roleplay type thing. That was beautiful, especially coming from the man who never has anything serious to say.

start posting these again please shlarg

Not even a minute in and he’s already offered weed 😆

You know what I hope he makes more of these vods because I only have twitch in my Xbox

@ChaoticMidnight

Ай бұрын

Bro just install youtube...

Mr Toasten is becoming fucking terrifying

that convo at 3:00:00 was pretty deep, I wish I was around for smplive but I probably would've been too young to watch it. i may go back and watch the old vods but idk. schlatt has been one of my favorite KZreadrs for a few years now and its fun being around for sdmp.

The ending to this was really nice :)

I love that schlatt talks to mrtoasten the same way he talks to jambo

The part with you and antvenom was genuinely touching

The videos get better everytime

I freaking love this

Goon me up

Ah yes The schlattonians in their natural habitat fighting for their domain. Truly a spectacular scene of wilderness to witness

that antvenom heart to heart at the end nearly made me cry man

God i love mr toasten

I love gambling so much I yearn for it everyday, like I’m physically shaking that’s how excited I am

This server is like a live view of an Acid Trip.

"How will people know my faith?" 😬😬 girl no one will ask 😂

GODDAMN THAT ENDING, RIGHT IN THE FEELS

Gambling is the only way to generation wealth, Schlawg.

"a second arrow hitting the theater" is in fact funny, shlatt.

That ending… wow ❤

We can never be as cool as Ross man Respect

the smp live retirement home

yes. R O L L .

As a guy who eat bread everyday, i can confirm that "Schlarismatic" Showed on minecraft what he did in '99.

schlatt is a beautiful soul