0:39 - Gonna call the DA on you 2:02 - Reason why I'm not nice to people 2:29 - Look how crowded the sidewalk is 4:12 - People sure can't live without their phones 6:13 - How immature 😛 6:30 - I miss doing that 7:04 - YOU RAN THE STOP SIGN YOU MENACE TO SOCIETY 8:13 - You have to sympathize with them, there's no parking ever 9:00 - Do you know how stressful being a trucker is? The least you can do is let them break the law in peace 12:17 - Premium parking 13:37 - CRIMINALS ALL OF YOU.

@ZeroEnigma

Жыл бұрын

also first 🤡

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

​@@ZeroEnigma I always love your responses 😂 isn't it a law in NYC that 53' trucks can't drive in the city?

@ZeroEnigma

Жыл бұрын

@@SaltySeattleCyclist yup yup and they *STILL* do it anyway.

@Chaos_Oracle

Жыл бұрын

Yes this comment wins best comment! 😂 Leave it to Zero to say what we're all thinking

@earthalex1707

Жыл бұрын

@@Chaos_Oracle I love zero comment 🤣🤣

i SEE That you Used a CAN as a Football Right at 0:47 😁

Dude that trucker pulling forward straight ahead in the bike lane is genuinely enraging

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

Ngl I kinda felt like Gandalf in that moment 😂 Juust long enough to make a point lol

Great compilation 😂 How did I know a bike lane curb still wouldn’t keep a douche out of the bike lane.

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

Thanks! I only had to attempt to process this video about 9000 times before I got something that works (hence the lower video quality...)

T-Mobile was out this morning!!! 1/2 the Ubers were just sitting there! thumb up the butt! was BAD ASS.Anyways, I got Verizon (BANK!)

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

You mean their network?? Sucks for them 😅

@gaybear5328

Жыл бұрын

@@SaltySeattleCyclist was getting $35 rides for 3 miles! like the old days of Xsurge and %

"Holy she-it, I ran a red light!"

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

I'm a criminal and a hypocrite!!!! 🤪

I'm so glad I found this channel while ZeroEnigma is still recovering from injuries caused by idiots. We need more videos like this from people all over the place!

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

I agree! I wish more people would speak up, the more social pressure there is, the more likely people will behave better! I'm glad you found me, I too am eagerly awaiting for Zero to make a full recovery! Cheers 🍻

You seem to forget that phones are now an implant 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's like a third limb

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

"Attach directly to eyeball" 😂

@Chaos_Oracle

Жыл бұрын

@@SaltySeattleCyclist 🤣🤣🤣 oh yes silly me how could I forget that

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

@@Chaos_Oracle "Checkmate, atheists! How could evolution do THIS?!?" 😂

@Chaos_Oracle

Жыл бұрын

@@SaltySeattleCyclist it's the start of us all becoming cyborgs 😂 how's that for evolution?

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

@@Chaos_Oracle Personally I prefer the Futurama future of our evolution as opposed to the Terminator one 😂

Hello, Rider! Wonderful clip! Would it be OK if we used it in a youtube video we're making and maybe share it on our social media? We'll credit you in the video and all descriptions. Thank you! :)

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

Yes please, go ahead! Thanks for asking! 😁

You're a braver soul than me. 😅 I get anxiety just watching these confrontations. Thank you for taking a stand against terrible Seattle drivers, it's absolutely unbelievable the amount of entitlement, ignorance, and just plain stupidity of drivers around here. ❤️

@gaybear5328

Жыл бұрын

Terrible Seattle roads and pax! and people and Indian takeout and roadrage and potholes and homeless and criminals (bankers & community organizers) Rain and depression is good!!!!

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

Stubbornness is my main fault... combined with Dr. House syndrome 😂 I'm glad I found a way to put it to use!

So who was first with the comments, you or ZeroEnigma. LOL, still great video.

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

Most of them ZeroEnigma 😂 I checked with him a long time ago, and he's cool with me using his phrases. And I always include a link to his channel in every video and a special thanks in the description 😁 Funny though, I did start my channel before knowing of Zero! Then the algorithm sent me there 😁

Hello Salty, good video, we are wondering if we can include it in our future compilation? Giving all the credits in description/video. Stay safe!

Hey mate :) Would it be alright if we used your clip in a KZread vid we're creating and possibly share it on our social media? We'll credit you in the KZread vid and all descriptions.

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

It would absolutely be alright! Thank you for asking, I'll be watching for the episode 😄

Hey buddy! This one as well? Btw, how you've been lately!?

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

Yes, go for it! I've been doing well, thanks! Getting used to a slightly different work-life balance, but it's going well! Hope all is well with you, too!

What's the deal with the douche that parked in the bike lane? 😅😅🤷🤦‍♂️ Also, got anymore of those "Attention. You Parked Like An Idiot" cards? Would like some. Awesome upload, man 😏👌

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

He can't pay attention to more than one thing at a time, so who knows? 😵🙄 I do actually need to buy more of those, I've dealt out nearly all 500 of them 🤣

2:39 🤣 7:27 Because Prius. 10:40 Why should the bike get out of the bike lane for a lazy car driver? 🤦‍♂ 11:57 Guy even looked like he had a traumatic brain injury at some point in his life.

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

Just making sure you know that those bystanders were saying "get out of the bike lane" at the car, not me on an electric scooter 😅

@PhilKsDashcam

Жыл бұрын

@@SaltySeattleCyclist Oh, I thought it was someone in the car telling you to back up so he could drive forward.

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

@@PhilKsDashcam Thankfully no! That would have been ultra infuriating. There are a good number of people out here who are on the right side of urbanism and safety 😄

15:28 this person is paying 0% attention to the road... while in motion. This is what gets people killed. 🤬

@SaltySeattleCyclist

3 күн бұрын

I've made similar mistakes (including in my latest video edit that's going to post this week!), but thankfully that was the front seat passenger that was on the phone!

Why haven't any of these drivers heard of popsockets or phone mounts? As well as voice commands??? I can mount my phone and call/text just using my voice, why tf do people prefer to be distracted and drive one handed??

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

People can afford $40-100k cars, but don't think to get a $20 car phone holder from Amazon or Target 🤦

@Chaos_Oracle

Жыл бұрын

@@SaltySeattleCyclist you know they have to have a brain first to realize they need these things. Half of them do not have one 🤣

Hello, Rider! Love this clip! Would it be OK if we used it in a youtube video we're making and maybe share it on our social media? We'll credit you in the video and all descriptions. Thank you! :)

Hello fellow biker! Is it OK to feature this clip in our next compilation? (credited as usual)

@SaltySeattleCyclist

11 ай бұрын

Thank you for asking! Yes, please use my clip!

A couple of days ago I saw a guy walking around the neighborhood wearing headphones that cover the whole ear and then some. Is that a good idea? 😂

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

At least they weren't driving!

I only ride my bike on the Centennial trail up here. No cars to deal with.

Hey there, how are you? Is it okay to use the clip for our next episode? Full credits given, of course, thanks! Any additional information you want us to mention?

@SaltySeattleCyclist

9 ай бұрын

Yes you can use it! Thank you 😊

11:00 He should have dropped his passenger in the gas station instead in the bike line he could had pulled into the Gas station and dropped his passenger of there instead of blocking the Bike lane.

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

That's what I said 😂 "but look, I have nowhere to park!" 🤦

@earthalex1707

Жыл бұрын

@@SaltySeattleCyclist People are IDIOTS 😭🤦‍♂️

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

TWO votes!!

Hi again, may I feature 10:07-12:00 for my next compilation? I’ll make sure to credit you. Thanks.

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

Yes please! Can't wait to see it 😀

@Dashcammed

Жыл бұрын

@@SaltySeattleCyclist Thanks! Stay safe out there.

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

@@Dashcammed All I can do is try 😁 Thanks!!

0:39 wait the light is optional? how does that work?

Thanks for the great entertainment!

@SaltySeattleCyclist

5 ай бұрын

Thank YOU for watching! ☺️

It funny how you trying to be like Zero Enigma 😁😂

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

It's contagious! 😂

@earthalex1707

Жыл бұрын

@@SaltySeattleCyclist 😂😂🤣

I sent you an email but it bounced.

@SaltySeattleCyclist

Жыл бұрын

What the...??

Having lived in Seattle for 45 years , I was intrigued by the channel for its location and bike riding. Unfortunately scenery and bike riding skills are virtually absent. What does abound however is negativity, more than I care to partake of. Good luck

@SaltySeattleCyclist

7 ай бұрын

Every time I try to have a nice, scenic ride, a stupid driver or a dozen come and ruin it, so blame them. When the day comes that I get hit by an inattentive driver and suing that idiot for my medical bills, I'll be sure to take your advice and not be so NeGaTiVe! Wait, what's that? Another one of my friends and/or coworkers got hit by a car and has to take medical leave? Better just sweep that under the rug and be like "Welp! Nothing anybody could have done differently! 🤷"