I bet those two Roman guards didn't think for a minute that they would make the news in the Babylon Bee 2000 years later!

@wwhinson

3 ай бұрын

That's even better than getting your picture on the cover of The Rolling Stone!

@ccelms6581

3 ай бұрын

Hahahahahahaaa!!!😂😂😂

@johnparla6252

3 ай бұрын

In Mistry Babylon the grate 😉👍👍

@philosopher1a

3 ай бұрын

LOL no they didn't

@SergeiVorobei

3 ай бұрын

MM years later 😅

As a security guard of 30 years, I appreciate this video. 😂😂😂

@zeroneutral

3 ай бұрын

Bruh learn a skill.

@anthonysinclair5721

3 ай бұрын

@@zeroneutral Bruh get out of yer moms basement! 😆

@Mroziukz

3 ай бұрын

@@zeroneutral his skill is guarding

@thac0twenty377

3 ай бұрын

second oldest profession

@rhwinner

3 ай бұрын

@@zeroneutral I play guitar. 😎

I have been a Security Officer for 15 years. Glad to see the job hasn't changed in 2,000 years.

@eetoved1758

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@alxreiuuser5717

3 ай бұрын

Confirmed.

@Klaaism

13 күн бұрын

Someone probably said the Q-word that night.

Praise the Lord our God, the tomb is empty! Christ is Risen!

@kathleenvisscher9608

3 ай бұрын

He is risen Indeed!

@mavixrox1657

3 ай бұрын

Not so fast... It's now even God Friday yet. It is hard to rise from dead before you are even dead!

@leslieturcotte1008

3 ай бұрын

He is Risen Indeed! Alleluia!

@dorianmilam3519

3 ай бұрын

I love this, funny and true!!!

@kittybitts567

3 ай бұрын

Resurexit sicut dixit!!!

Oh, come on, you couldn't have had one of them say, "I was two days from retirement"

@philiphumphrey1548

3 ай бұрын

He said he had done XIV years. Retirement age in the Roman army is XXV years, so he still had XI years to go.

@GeneralSulla

3 ай бұрын

​@@philiphumphrey1548 Lolium!

@GeneralSulla

3 ай бұрын

​@@philiphumphrey1548 ¡Lolium!

@scottybreuer

3 ай бұрын

It's good to see someone can still do math correctly. Feels like people haven't done it properly for MM years!

@Janko1972

3 ай бұрын

He should have pulled out a picture of a boat with multiple oars and rowing slaves and said "yeah, me and Sarah are going to cruise The Med".

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please."

@nevilledsouza9467

3 ай бұрын

😂

@fernandaabreu5625

3 ай бұрын

You didn't! lol

@SoRunThatYeMayObtain

3 ай бұрын

I don't get it.

@ehhe4381

3 ай бұрын

V beers = 5 beers

@dudebro91-fn7rz

Ай бұрын

Bruh ur slow​@@SoRunThatYeMayObtain

To be honest, they were placed there to guard the tomb in case Jesus's disciples were to steal the body. So from their point of view they would not be guarding against "the dead guy" escaping, but against a mob coming to steal the body.

@aliassmithandjones9453

3 ай бұрын

true. But that wouldn't fit this BB skit

@user-xu8ki2kn5x

3 ай бұрын

I bet you were "the teacher's favorite." ... Just couldn't help yourself could you?

@lriskotti

3 ай бұрын

This is true. A lot of people don’t think of this.

@PaulStringini

3 ай бұрын

That may be true INITIALLY. But by the third day they had obviously heard all the local gossip and met a number of his disciples. So they would naturally have adopted a more relaxed attitude. The Elders had said the disciples would try to steal the body, but the soldiers knew better. Totally legit.

@praevasc4299

3 ай бұрын

@@PaulStringini Good points.

I love the "V minutes later."

@wojciechsura

3 ай бұрын

I think saying "V minutes later" is a missed opportunity to say "X minutes later" :D

@wayneyadams

3 ай бұрын

@@wojciechsura It comes from "Sponge Bob SquarePants" where the narrator says it with a French accent (presumably because of Jaques Cousteau) while it is printed on the transition screen. ten (X) minutes later would not make sense and there would be no reason to say it. By the way, they live in Bikini Bottom where the Atomic Bomb (Bikini Atoll, 1946) was tested so they are all mutants from the radiation. That is something that is lost on most viewers since they are almost all children.

😂 love the use of Roman numerals in this

@joehernandez3231

3 ай бұрын

"V minutes later"

@angelalewis3645

3 ай бұрын

So funny!

@Jamesmatise

3 ай бұрын

CCCXIII people have liked this comment.

@twystedhumour

3 ай бұрын

@@Jamesmatise Well, it's more than MCCCLXVI now. I do have to say, best V minutes of laughs here.

A couple of us guys played the guards in an Easter play one time when we were in high school. After the Resurrection, the other guy said that maybe we wouldn't get in trouble. I turned to the "tomb" with the cardboard stone off to one side and hyper dramatically said, "Oh, right - MAYBE NO ONE WILL NOTICE!"

@Thor-Orion

3 ай бұрын

I played Jesus in my youth group’s Stations of the Cross every year because I was a man child and the only one strong enough to lug around the cross.

@beckprice1858

3 ай бұрын

😂

Every knee shall bow, every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord..

@GabrielEddy

3 ай бұрын

Misinterpretation and misunderstanding of Paul’s words. Please cross-reference 1 Corinthians 8:6.

@RedRonFJB

3 ай бұрын

AMEN

@davidcattin7006

3 ай бұрын

LOL!

@Heidenspross

3 ай бұрын

i was born beyond the wall, I DO NOT KNEEL!

@CatRacer1a2a

3 ай бұрын

​@@GabrielEddy Roman's 14:11, Phillipians 2:10-11, Isaiah 45:23. The statement is correct.

Guard: "I'm about to get promoted!" Jesus: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

Ya know, I really do feel sorry for those guards. How humiliating. You had one job!!!

@arcguardian

3 ай бұрын

, but hey if ur gonna fail, it might as well be to God.

@furonbrainiac6634

3 ай бұрын

@@arcguardian Good point.

@chrisgorman1652

3 ай бұрын

Didn't they get paid off to say His followers came and took the body? A win? Though I suspect they might have been redeployed to somewhere like Scotland.

@andymanaus1077

3 ай бұрын

@@chrisgorman1652 Dereliction of duty in the Roman legions was an offence punishable by death. This is known by original documents from the time which still exist on stone tablets. Even falling asleep on guard duty would ensure a legionairre would never wake up (he would be executed in his sleep). I very much doubt they would come to any agreement with Christ's followers for any amount of money, not that most followers of Christ had enough money to bribe anyone anyhow. Money is no good if you're dead. The guarding of a well known political prisoner's body was taken very seriously indeed and the guards would most likely have been put to death following the events at Christ's tomb (although the Bible does not say either way). The Bible also talks a few times about the execution of guards who had lost prisoners on other occasions, including the escape of Paul and his companions from prison, when the guard was going to commit suicide in preference to a humiliating execution.

@chrisgorman1652

3 ай бұрын

@@andymanaus1077 It was the Jewish leaders and the Romans that came to the agreement to quell any "Christ has risen" talk from His followers as that would look bad for both.

Many, many, many years ago, and I saved it, there was an editorial cartoon in the San Diego "Union" showing two guards walking away from the tomb, and one saying to the other, "Relax. Who will even care in 2000 years?" Knowing how liberal the UT is now, I doubt very much they would publish that. (I quit them a couple of years ago when they ran two articles about the claim that men can get pregnant. I wrote them and told them exactly why I was guitting them. I even asked the editor, "How much do YOU spend each month on tampons?" The publisher is a man.)

@Blurb777

3 ай бұрын

I love this! Thank you!!

@jameshendrickson8159

3 ай бұрын

It is half his budget since his husband left him. Irony much? I'm also sure that David Schwimmer will try to sue you for being a antifa nazi...

@kurtkensson2059

3 ай бұрын

I had a subscription to the SD U-T years ago, too. Even had a liberal friend who worked there as a photographer. They did have some excellent writers over the years, though. Remember John Sinor?

@nunyabidniz2868

3 ай бұрын

I miss the old B.C. & Wizard of Id comic strips: Johnny Hart always seemed to make some overt or oblique nod to Easter. He was a class act. Back when newspapers were still a daily fact of life....

@TomasFunes-rt8rd

3 ай бұрын

@@nunyabidniz2868 BC kix cave-butt.

"Not wearing my throwing sandals..." Man do I know THAT feeling!

I like the authentic looking clothes. Did Romans really wear crocks? Happy Easter!

@Luum81

3 ай бұрын

Latin crocks. Very Roman. 😂 Happy Easter!

@elizabethszwed7851

3 ай бұрын

😂

@coffeyallday

3 ай бұрын

The Roman Army was defeated by Arminius at the battle of the Teutoburg Forest because they failed to put their Crocs into sport mode

@recompostion

3 ай бұрын

I was wondering if Romans exposed their heart’s in armor or if these guys need to hit the gymnasion to fill them out?

@anthonysinclair5721

3 ай бұрын

I think Crocs came out in the early Hellenistic period! 😎

Happy Resurrection Day. My Jesus is alive...alive forever more!! :)

@BrianRetro

Ай бұрын

Does that mean someone else's Jesus may be dead?

The stone wasn’t rolled away to let Him out. It was rolled away to show that He was already gone!

@HisWordisLife4U

3 ай бұрын

Good point.

@matlhatsisaintpatrickralle9725

3 ай бұрын

Deep stuff

@jjkrayenhagen

3 ай бұрын

Does anything in the video contradict that? I don’t think the opinions of the guards count as theological statements.

@HisWordisLife4U

3 ай бұрын

Settle down.@@jjkrayenhagen

@Idlies

3 ай бұрын

Amen

I was expecting Angel Travis to be like: "Excuse me guys, I need to move that rock."

@Psalm-yg6yi

3 ай бұрын

Angel Travis?

@octaviusmorlock

3 ай бұрын

@@Psalm-yg6yi The guy in the end skit; as an angel.

@-You-Tube-

3 ай бұрын

Travis is the worker bee prisoner in the endcard. They often have him come out at the end of a sketch and deliver very matter of fact lines.

I bet the Pharisees are gonna make up some lame story about the well-trained Roman guards falling asleep...

@billywuzhere9256

3 ай бұрын

And the camera systems shutting down at the same time by pure chance 😂

@ruthmoram3861

3 ай бұрын

They did and also said that if the soldiers got into trouble with their superiors the Pharisees would put in a good word for them and make it ok.

@timothypanfilomaruchan8267

3 ай бұрын

And the soldiers testifying that the apostles stole Jesus' body... even though they were "asleep".

@theride8165

Сағат бұрын

@@timothypanfilomaruchan8267 always asked if you were asleep how do you know who took the body?

I’ve always loved the irony that the steps they took to put an end to the Way ended up proving the Resurrection beyond a doubt. They put a giant boulder in the way, with a giant seal on it, and stationed troops from the best Army in the world at the entrance.

@JetSkiSuper7

2 ай бұрын

AssFCKS for Jeezass are insane.

@PROVOCATEURSK

24 күн бұрын

The ressurection was never proven. Spider-man was proven too in more books, right?

I watched this video VII or VIII times and laughed every time!😅

@sugarmuffin319

3 ай бұрын

😂

@KathrineJKozachok

3 ай бұрын

🤣😅

@gianca60

3 ай бұрын

Who watching this in MMXXIV?

@bunnydimples1283

3 ай бұрын

What is so funny about this? I don’t get the humor with this particular skit.

@CrazedKen

21 күн бұрын

@@bunnydimples1283the toman soldiers think its silly that they guard a random dead jewish guy buts actually Jesus and he came out

At least I heard their next job was easier. They just had to guard Paul in prison.

Up from the grave He arose With a mighty triumph o’er His foes He arose a victor from the dark domain And He lives forever with His saints to reign He arose! He arose! Hallelujah, Christ arose!

@talltexan6432

3 ай бұрын

Amen brother!

@caitlin6983

3 ай бұрын

And He’s coming back for His bride! Everybody get ready!

@Blurb777

3 ай бұрын

LOVE this hymn! Also - "Death cannot keep its prey, Jesus, my Savior. He tore the bars away, Jesus, my Lord!!" Powerful words of truth! Καλό Πάσχα! Χριστός Ανέστη. (Happy Passover - Resurrection Sunday. Christ is Risen!)

@Secondrunnerup613

3 ай бұрын

Lies. No one has ever risen. Period. Jesus was an invention of the Roman Empire, man made stories

@Secondrunnerup613

3 ай бұрын

@@Blurb777 there is no savior. There is YOU. You can save yourself. You don't need anything but will. Be righteous as God commanded and you will be justly rewarded with the ressurection.

He is risen indeed !

@PROVOCATEURSK

24 күн бұрын

Yet you are avoiding him.

Pretty good Roman uniforms. Particularly accurate on the pilum (javelin). Even accurate on the 'don't have my throwing sandals'...cuz those Birkenstocks were definitely not standard Roman issue! 🤣 Happy Easter everyone! He is Risen!

@dianavanderclute4322

3 ай бұрын

And the way the leather creaks....it's real leather!

The whole time they were saying how easy the guard job is, I was TOTALLY expecting Jesus to be silently sneaking away on the background, like a cartoon character.

@justforever96

3 ай бұрын

This is a Christian channel, I don't think they would do that.

@russs7574

3 ай бұрын

Saw a cartoon (drawn by a Protestant minister) showing a couple of disciples standing outside the open tomb and looking in, and another figure, obviously drawn to be Jesus standing behind them with His hands on the shoulders saying, "Hey guys. What are we looking at here?"

@ja-qk4vd

3 ай бұрын

Really? Seems too not naff somehow. I mean this stuff is really good. Love the alien.

@TheRealBelisariusCawl

3 ай бұрын

Bugs bunny style 😂

@johnmcgraw3568

3 ай бұрын

Those darn protestants 😂​@@russs7574

Happy Easter, Christ has Risen !!!

@noodengr3three825

3 ай бұрын

He is risen indeed

@ericpl7227

3 ай бұрын

He is risen indeed!

@surlyogre1476

3 ай бұрын

He is risen, indeed!

@thorpeaaron1110

3 ай бұрын

​@@surlyogre1476Dude is dead

@gi169

3 ай бұрын

Christ is risen. PTL

I love that the captions use Roman numerals 😂 it’s the little touches

The sad thing is, thousands of people will watch this and do not get what this skit is about. I pray for you dear strangers

@ElCid48

3 ай бұрын

add to the grammar correction in the video as well seeing mot people cannot speak correct English and demand you follow their speak patterns. and they are encourage the reading of the Bible.

@ccrider7047

3 ай бұрын

But many do. Praise the Lord!

@harryb2472

3 ай бұрын

@@ElCid48 that is why there are missionaries.

@iwarrior89

3 ай бұрын

​@@ElCid48respectfully, your grammar is atrocious.

@jmar8507

3 ай бұрын

But the thing is this, maybe some of them will seek out the answer. :)

He is risen!

Praise Jesus ❤

@theastronomer5800

3 ай бұрын

Yahweh was one of several late Bronze early Iron Age gods that the early Israelites followed, along with Baal. Yahweh and Baal were two of the sons of the Sumerian god El, in ancient Ugaritic texts. Eventually Yahweh was adopted as their main and then the only god, adopting the characteristics of the other gods. From this, Christianity and then Islam emerged. Historically, many scholars consider Jesus to have been an apocalyptic prophet, one of many from ~200 BC to his time, and bit after. He expected the imminent end, as did Paul after and some of the earliest Church Fathers. This did not happen, of course. There are also ~2000 religions that we know of in our long written history, with many more gods. Each can be shown to be a product of it's time and place, based on local myths, legends and ideas.

Jesus Christ is risen!

@Secondrunnerup613

3 ай бұрын

No one had risen. Get a clue

@jaycampbell6402

3 ай бұрын

@@Secondrunnerup613 A clue would mean you can cite sources. You can get a clue by reading Lee Strobel's "Case for Christ". Scholars are now finding evidence that the gospels were written as early as 50 or 60 ad, 20or 30ish years after the event. No one in ancient history has that many detailed accounts arising in such a short time. Not Mithras, or Horus or anyone else that people say the gospels came from. Blessings!

@NRSGuardian

3 ай бұрын

He is risen indeed!

@Secondrunnerup613

3 ай бұрын

@jaycampbell6402 wrong. The gospels are anonymous. The gospels (based on the language used in the text themselves) don't start until after 70. They go as far as the 150s with later edits into the 300s. Get a clue. A REAL CLUE and quit making crap up.

@Secondrunnerup613

3 ай бұрын

@NRSGuardian my dough is risen. Jesus is nowhere....not in the present or the past. He's the same place that Bigfoot and the toothfairy are.... make believe land.

For God So Loved the World...

@PROVOCATEURSK

24 күн бұрын

That he did nothing during the holocaust. Oh wait, he saved that evil guy 42 times.

Happy Easter! Christ is risen!

@PROVOCATEURSK

24 күн бұрын

Hail Zeus.

🤣🤣 Thanks, Babylon Bee! 🙌🏻✝️🙌🏻

He is risen indeed

LOL yessss lets go. can't wait for all the bible humor. HAPPY EASTER

This is the best Bee video yet! Put tears in my eyes, bothfrom laughing and from Jesus!

“Whom are we guarding”? The Son of God. ✝️

Soldiers, soldiers never change.

You missed an opportunity to have someone sitting on top of the tomb, light beams coming off of him and holding a flaming sword. "Hey. How's it going? Everything good? Me, I'm just waiting on someone. Should be here any minute. Oh, look um, you guys can stay... but I'm on a bit of a schedule, alright? So no talking when she gets here. That okay with you guys? Of course it is." One of the guards: "maybe it's like T'rex and can't see us if we don't move."

Amen! He is Risen!

Three crosses stood, But only one stood for me. At a place that was called Mount Calvary. A place I will never visit or see, But the place where GOD REMEMBERED ME ❤❤❤

@sulamitalovesJesus

3 ай бұрын

Is this from a song/poem?

@sarafreeman5073

3 ай бұрын

@@sulamitalovesJesus No, I wrote it myself. ❤🕊⚘

@arcguardian

3 ай бұрын

​@@sarafreeman5073wow impressive. you'll have to change the lyrics if u do end up visiting there lol.

@sarafreeman5073

3 ай бұрын

@@arcguardian❤ ⚘🕊

@sulamitalovesJesus

3 ай бұрын

@@sarafreeman5073 its pretty❤🙏you should write more poetry!

Hallelujah! The tomb is empty and HE lives! 🙌🏽❤️‍🔥✝️

@sitresjolie2343

3 ай бұрын

No. You and billions have been deceived. ❤

@se5596

3 ай бұрын

His explanation for you is in John 8:47 @@sitresjolie2343

@user-yi1ey5ve2y

Ай бұрын

Psst, over here. Did you know what the whore's favorite trick is? To obsess your mind and get you to think about her lies. 🙉🙈🙊

@PROVOCATEURSK

24 күн бұрын

You living proves that you don´t believe and don´t want to meet god. Stall for 80 years for what, money?

@user-yi1ey5ve2y

24 күн бұрын

@@PROVOCATEURSK I'm kind of curious what your statement means man. Do you mind to explain the meaning behind your words perhaps? Specially the stall for 80 years, I'm not sure I understand what context there is to that.

"Drake! Where’s the messiah?" "What you mean he’s right there. . . . Oh, I see the problem" "OH DO YA!"

Greater love, He laid down His life for us!❤

@JetSkiSuper7

2 ай бұрын

Then why does yourA$$Fckr god burn nonbelievers? You know, those of us that are notStupidFCKnCunts.

@PROVOCATEURSK

24 күн бұрын

Did you know for like 1850 years after his "sacrifice" 50% of children died before age 5? Pretty evil.

Christ has risen!

HE HAS RISEN!

@PROVOCATEURSK

24 күн бұрын

And you did not, why wait?

Props to the cameraman for traveling back in time 2000 years to film this.

Dereliction of duty - check Failure to obey a lawful order - check. Loss of the Messiah - check. Yep. They're going to end up standing in front of the First Sergeant's desk.

@NikovK

3 ай бұрын

First Spear's desk. Primus Pilum. And ah... that might not be the end of their interaction with spears, since impalement was a punishment.

@tinknal6449

3 ай бұрын

Centurion.

@robertmorris8997

3 ай бұрын

Praetor.

@thekatarnalchemist

3 ай бұрын

"How do you *lose* a Messiah, Private?" "I don't know Sir, it just happened!"

@arcguardian

3 ай бұрын

It would be funny if they were also the prison guards in Acts. At least they had an excuse, unlike Epstine's guards. I wonder what their testimony was, did they even witness the angels before fainting etc.?

"he got up, and walked away" "he what?" "he got up and walked away"

@user-rf5ju5nz5u

3 ай бұрын

F&P

@Everything_Productions

3 ай бұрын

@@user-rf5ju5nz5u yup

I bet even Jesus loved this video 😂😂😂. Live, love, laugh, and educate...

What comes next? Pilates with Pontius? 👈🏻👈🏻🤣 i'll see myself out.

@le13579

3 ай бұрын

Biggus diccus?

@wilhelmbuzzkyll

3 ай бұрын

@le13579 magnum phallus

@user-rd5pv6sf1o

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

WHY CANT I LIKE THIS MORE THAN ONCE!!!!!

I hope that grammar bit was a nod to Life of Brian, because if it was it was pretty clever!

Christ the Lord is risen today, Alleluia!

“Well I’m not wearing my throwing sandals so, you know…” 😆

Happy Easter!!!

Very apt for Easter weekend.

He has risen, he has risen indeed! Yeshua, literal translation..... Our Savior!

@wwhinson

3 ай бұрын

Thank you for using His real name.

@Leonardokite

3 ай бұрын

@@wwhinson Absolutely!

@jaycampbell6402

3 ай бұрын

Yesheua is made up by haters of Christ. Of course, he uses it for good and it now allows people to come to him who never would have. But there is zero textual evidence that he was ever called "Yeshua". Luke 2:21 says that the angel Gabriel gave him the name "Jesus" or Iessous, since the J would not have been pronounced as in modern English. The angel Gabriel is not limited to conjectures from scholars on Aramaic. Numerous times in the Bible (for example in Daniel) characters are given dual names if they have a name that was translated from one language to another. The name "Yahahshua" was first invented by renaissance occultists but they were embarrassed when it was proven that this wasn't a real name. So they changed it to "Yehoshua" to cover their tracks, but then it was found that this name was rarely used in Judea of the time of Jesus, so then they changed it to "Yeshua" because that just happens to be the most common Aramaic name that sounds a little similar to Jesus. Guess what? NONE of that counts as evidence that anyone called Jesus "Yeshua" when his name was given directly by the angel of God!

@Leonardokite

3 ай бұрын

@@jaycampbell6402 Tell that the Messianic Jews. Sorry, but Jesus is just a poor translation.

@theastronomer5800

3 ай бұрын

Yahweh was one of several late Bronze early Iron Age gods that the early Israelites followed, along with Baal. Yahweh and Baal were two of the sons of the Sumerian god El, in ancient Ugaritic texts. Eventually Yahweh was adopted as their main and then the only god, adopting the characteristics of the other gods. From this, Christianity and then Islam emerged. Historically, many scholars consider Jesus to have been an apocalyptic prophet, one of many from ~200 BC to his time, and bit after. He expected the imminent end, as did Paul after and some of the earliest Church Fathers. This did not happen, of course. There are also ~2000 religions that we know of in our long written history, with many more gods. Each can be shown to be a product of it's time and place, based on local myths, legends and ideas.

The Roman guards are like stormtroopers. They couldnt hit the tree with rocks and they certainly missed seeing a Risen King. Typical gaurds.

As a member of the Church of Christ I find that last bit with the guy in jail for playing a harmonica HILARIOUS!!!!!

@user-rf5ju5nz5u

3 ай бұрын

Same!😂

@patriciaseyfferle1427

3 ай бұрын

Ditto!

If you were in the U.S. Army (back when it was the U.S. Army), you can imagine the write up for the Army Commendation Medal for these brave Soldiers.

Alleluia He is risen!!!

I was waiting for.... "Jesus Christ.... this job is so easy!" LOL 😂

Jesus is Alive!!! 🙏✝️🙏

@PROVOCATEURSK

24 күн бұрын

So are 99,99999% of fake christians that avoid heaven like a plague.

Every bee shall bow, every buzz confess...that Jesus Christ is Lord ❤ well done Bee on another great vid!

I like the "whom" grammar lesson. If you had to take Latin you will appreciate the joke.

@HO-bndk

3 ай бұрын

Except in the "real" story the soldiers would have been from a Samarian foreign auxiliary unit and would speak Aramaic, not Latin.

@tereseshaw7650

3 ай бұрын

Yes, but Churchill said that learning Latin was an honor, but Greek was a treat.

@patriciaseyfferle1427

3 ай бұрын

We who never studied Latin but did pay attention in English grammar class got the joke too. Spelling and grammar errors are my pet peeves

Christ is King

@PROVOCATEURSK

24 күн бұрын

King of lies, no doubt.

Act of God indeed

I'm laughing so hard! Y'all really outdid yourself with this one!

"The tomb was empty, just as he said."

Happy Resurrection Day, Christ is King

Humor is such a powerful tool. Praise The Son Of Man on this most holy of holy weeks....

@mywienersyoumusttouch6446

3 ай бұрын

That's the son of God . Big G ❤️👑💪🙏

Happy Holy week everyone!

Soldiers throwing rocks to pass the time... some things never change.

Love the V minutes later bit... thank you! So glad that Jesus is risen! Doh! Sorry-spoiler alert.

Dear Babylon Bee, if you read the resurrection account in Matthew's Gospel, it's clear that Pilate told the chief priests and Pharisees that they had their own guards (Jewish temple guards), that they could secure it themselves. It wasn't Roman guards at the tomb, but the henchmen of the chief priests.

That was hilarious. Well done mighty men of valor. All glory to our Risen Savior.

Their footwear was by the famous Roman designer "Birkentus Stockonius".

Soy católico y para mi esto no es ofensivo, es muy divertido 😂

A job so easy you just neglect it.

@transparentglazier

3 ай бұрын

...or so easy a caveman can do it

@nelsonmcatee3721

3 ай бұрын

​@@transparentglazieryou beat me to it. 😂 I was about to post the same comment. It's easy to confuse Babylon Bee with Geico commercials

Jesus Christ is King......the Son of God......the Messiah,.......baby!

@PROVOCATEURSK

24 күн бұрын

Why didn´t your master stop Adolf?

@kwaki-serpi-niku

24 күн бұрын

@@PROVOCATEURSK same reason He does not stop you.......

The soldiers should listen to, "Oh Happy Day". That should cheer them up!

The movie “Risen” has an interesting take on what it might have been like to be the guards at the tomb during the Resurrection. Let’s just say that they were a little freaked out…

@tereseshaw7650

3 ай бұрын

I recommend that movie to everyone. I taught College Latin after 40 years as an attorney, I showed this in class near Easter time saying, "This is Cultural Literacy." At the end they sat there, stunned.

@robertbusek30

3 ай бұрын

@@tereseshaw7650 As a Latin teacher, did you show them the “Romans go home” scene from “Monty Python’s The Life of Brian?”

@tereseshaw7650

3 ай бұрын

Yes--but not on the 1st day. I gave a brief look and then said that in a month they would get the joke. l@@robertbusek30

I’m impressed you got Pilum for the bit.

He is not here, for He is risen! Thank you Lord! Our Saviour, the Lord Jesus Christ now sits on the right hand of the Majesty on high. Hebrews 1:3.

There goes that desk job 😂

They wouldn't have had beards but, I love the grammar lesson. Latin is all about the grammar. Christos Anesti!!!

@kristinazubic9669

3 ай бұрын

Vaistinu voskrese!

@sitresjolie2343

3 ай бұрын

Vos estis decepti. ❤

Happy Blessed Easter, Babylon Bee, their families, & viewers! 🕊✝🙏🌷🐇💐

Won't be long now. Maranatha!! 🙏

Amazing that the first Birkenstocks were in Roman times...

Christ is King!

He didn’t get a promotion but he did find true love

It’s ALL about JESUS

I always knew that Roman soldiers had the Triforce tattooed on their wrist

@Underworlddream

3 ай бұрын

Little that people know the Triforce is a Roman symbol.

Jesus is king of kings and Lord of lords ❤

@PROVOCATEURSK

24 күн бұрын

Kings and lords have servants and slaves. Why are you ok with being that?

Christ is King.... Happy Easter everyone

No promotions for you! Praise God!

@rebeccahermosillo6

3 ай бұрын

Hahaha! 😂