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Man In Critical Condition After Hearing Slightly Different Viewpoint

It's a serious medical emergency: you're minding your own business when you hear an opinion you slightly disagree with. Will the doctors be able to save this man's life?
The government told you Social Distancing worked. They also told you the COVID-19 jab would spare you from getting Covid. iCan said the opposite. Support their efforts: secure.anedot.com/informed-co...
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  • @chattphotos
    @chattphotos5 ай бұрын

    Get him to an echo chamber! Nailed it 110%

  • @TheAnnoyingBoss

    @TheAnnoyingBoss

    5 ай бұрын

    When patient zero mumbled trunernationalizepresur

  • @Gris00

    @Gris00

    5 ай бұрын

    My mother is in a constant echo chamber who is willingly ignorant. It gobsmacks me how daft she is

  • @Simoss13

    @Simoss13

    5 ай бұрын

    I loved how they replied, "We gave them all to Harvard"

  • @mysticladytarot7777

    @mysticladytarot7777

    5 ай бұрын

    U just said 110%😬😬💀🤦‍♀️

  • @chattphotos

    @chattphotos

    5 ай бұрын

    @@mysticladytarot7777 That's why they call me the hammer

  • @cashwalk7253
    @cashwalk72535 ай бұрын

    “Get this man to an Echo Chamber, STAT!” “We don’t have anymore-we lent them all to Harvard!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @grampydeathblade2217

    @grampydeathblade2217

    5 ай бұрын

    Yep I was laughing hysterically at that one.

  • @Enroxxx
    @Enroxxx5 ай бұрын

    YT made this even funnier adding the covid-19 information banner 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469

    @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469

    5 ай бұрын

    Marco would be proud.

  • @jessereinhardt6320

    @jessereinhardt6320

    5 ай бұрын

    Yeah they have to do the bidding of their sponsors - the gubment and drug companies.

  • @chrismckell5353

    @chrismckell5353

    5 ай бұрын

    Greetings and salutations to our alien overlords/ ruling classes and assorted other elitists.

  • @usarmyveteran177

    @usarmyveteran177

    5 ай бұрын

    That was the first thing I noticed, YT loves to lick the corporate big pharma boots.

  • @sudeshryan8707

    @sudeshryan8707

    5 ай бұрын

    even their AI is woke 😂😂

  • @rosscato8745
    @rosscato87455 ай бұрын

    So good to see that KZread is protecting me by adding the note that I can get proper Information from my Government’s website….. so relieved that they are doing their best to protect me from alternative viewpoints.

  • @1968CudaGuy

    @1968CudaGuy

    5 ай бұрын

    At least right now you can ignore their suggestions.. Give it another 4 years and you will be forced to accept the indoctrination juice..

  • @rucker69

    @rucker69

    5 ай бұрын

    The irony is palpable if not sad lol

  • @richardmahn7589

    @richardmahn7589

    5 ай бұрын

    Red sirens must have seriously sounded at YT HQ when the dropped this video and they knew it was mocking the vaccine as being safe & effective.

  • @calumrife

    @calumrife

    5 ай бұрын

    Block elements within the page using a flavour of ad-block. Feels more like when humanity was normal and didn't force feed that shit.

  • @century2298

    @century2298

    5 ай бұрын

    A reLIEable source, no doubt !

  • @kujo62
    @kujo625 ай бұрын

    Ban assault adjectives.

  • @B.L.S.

    @B.L.S.

    5 ай бұрын

    Assault Opinions

  • @RealMTBAddict

    @RealMTBAddict

    5 ай бұрын

    Never

  • @docbailey3265

    @docbailey3265

    5 ай бұрын

    Opinions are violence.

  • @RealMTBAddict

    @RealMTBAddict

    5 ай бұрын

    @@docbailey3265 Then so is breathing 😂

  • @user-hc1ln1kg5u

    @user-hc1ln1kg5u

    5 ай бұрын

    Can we ban pronouns first, please!

  • @CozyLivingMachine
    @CozyLivingMachine5 ай бұрын

    I'm in pain just thinking about someone not agreeing with everything I think.

  • @Rizzob17

    @Rizzob17

    5 ай бұрын

    I beg to differ. 😜

  • @segevstormlord3713

    @segevstormlord3713

    5 ай бұрын

    Fortunately, everyone agrees with everything I think. Anyone who says otherwise is just lying, and I know they're evil because they're lying.

  • @countrygirl6003

    @countrygirl6003

    5 ай бұрын

    Same here. LOL!

  • @rosemarygrabowski5834

    @rosemarygrabowski5834

    5 ай бұрын

    LOL!!!

  • @stevemonkey6666

    @stevemonkey6666

    5 ай бұрын

    I once heard a slightly different opinion. I'm still going to therapy about it😢

  • @thewheeldeal8439
    @thewheeldeal84395 ай бұрын

    Parents, talk to your children about slightly different opinions, before somebody else does.

  • @DarthZ01

    @DarthZ01

    5 ай бұрын

    we cant have that, the parents may have the wrong different opinion, better to have a government employee talk to them about the correct opinion to have

  • @franciscodanconia4324

    @franciscodanconia4324

    5 ай бұрын

    “This is your brain. This is your brain on a slightly different opinion”.

  • @agwbcfjc2

    @agwbcfjc2

    5 ай бұрын

    BAAAAM!!!!! You dropped the mic on that one, bro. Awesome.

  • @MeBender

    @MeBender

    5 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @lucygoose6237

    @lucygoose6237

    5 ай бұрын

    This should have been added at the end of the video, 10/10

  • @impalamama7302
    @impalamama73025 ай бұрын

    Get this man into an echo chamber, STAT! EPIC.

  • @websculling

    @websculling

    5 ай бұрын

    'we loaned them all to Harvard' made me laugh even harder :)

  • @OYME13

    @OYME13

    5 ай бұрын

    While funny, are we really going to act like all sides don't do the same thing? Conservatives have their own echoing chambers too.

  • @impalamama7302

    @impalamama7302

    5 ай бұрын

    @@OYME13 Only difference is Conservatives tend to live and are grounded in reality. Leftys do not. BTW "echoing chambers?" Are you a Chinese bot?? Or using Google translate???

  • @walterhare9709
    @walterhare97095 ай бұрын

    The problem with suing the government is the Taxpayer still pays the bill

  • @walterhare9709

    @walterhare9709

    5 ай бұрын

    Thank you, I'm glad you get it

  • @warmak4576

    @warmak4576

    5 ай бұрын

    Aren't they giving you back the money they stole from you?

  • @walterhare9709

    @walterhare9709

    5 ай бұрын

    @@warmak4576 No, I'm White

  • @VintageCardinal

    @VintageCardinal

    5 ай бұрын

    True, but that isn't the point

  • @walterhare9709

    @walterhare9709

    5 ай бұрын

    @@VintageCardinal What's your point?

  • @fearthehoneybadger
    @fearthehoneybadger5 ай бұрын

    I've seen them scream at the sky for less.

  • @ronnimm6456

    @ronnimm6456

    5 ай бұрын

    I'm literally shaking from the opinions in this video.

  • @kellysouter4381

    @kellysouter4381

    5 ай бұрын

    Drugs?

  • @digitalnomad9985

    @digitalnomad9985

    5 ай бұрын

    At least they're complaining in the right direction.

  • @roccodirico9737

    @roccodirico9737

    5 ай бұрын

    I hear that some colleges are stocking up on hot chocolate and Play-doh for November 2024.

  • @613-shadow9

    @613-shadow9

    Ай бұрын

    @@roccodirico9737 slime's better >w0

  • @Xenophon1
    @Xenophon15 ай бұрын

    There needs to be a 10 day waiting period for thought approval.

  • @robsturgeon8284

    @robsturgeon8284

    5 ай бұрын

    Don't give em ideas.😂

  • @liberty-matrix
    @liberty-matrix5 ай бұрын

    "Thinking is difficult, that's why most people judge." ~Carl Jung'

  • @JohnnyFontane528
    @JohnnyFontane5285 ай бұрын

    As a male nurse sitting on the toilet getting ready to go to work, this really hurts

  • @RonHelton

    @RonHelton

    5 ай бұрын

    Drink more water?

  • @Sgt_SealCluber

    @Sgt_SealCluber

    5 ай бұрын

    So stunning and brave! Not enough people talk about the struggles of male nurses and the lack of representation of males in the nursing profession. The fact that 50% of nurses aren't men CAN ONLY MEAN that women control everything and they are intentionally keeping them down! THE MATRIARCHY IS REAL PEOPLE!!🤣

  • @my2cents945

    @my2cents945

    5 ай бұрын

    remove the plunger from the bowl before sitting down.

  • @dertythegrower

    @dertythegrower

    5 ай бұрын

    Wash your phone with uvc, twice

  • @Benmeglei1

    @Benmeglei1

    5 ай бұрын

    It was either that or a male stewardess. It’s going to be ok champ. 👊🏻

  • @400KrispyKremes
    @400KrispyKremes5 ай бұрын

    My thoughts and prayers go out to his fami... Many many dogs and cats.

  • @theuglybiker

    @theuglybiker

    5 ай бұрын

    Th..Th...They ENSLAVE our animal friends?!!! Call the Cancel Police!!!

  • @Azurethewolf168

    @Azurethewolf168

    5 ай бұрын

    @@theuglybikerreminds me of that South Park episode where the animal rights activists literally f*ck the animals

  • @timbuktu8069

    @timbuktu8069

    5 ай бұрын

    I'm sorry your thoughts and your....*WHAT*?

  • @CactusHand

    @CactusHand

    5 ай бұрын

    My God, this is blasphemy! How DARE he!

  • @nicholsonjay4724

    @nicholsonjay4724

    5 ай бұрын

    Not prayers…..positive energy. Don’t put him back into cardiac arrest! 😂

  • @aesoundforge
    @aesoundforge5 ай бұрын

    You laugh...I was at my friends house and I mentioned Joe Rogan and I had pretty much that same reaction. I was like " what just happened??"

  • @Nylon_riot

    @Nylon_riot

    5 ай бұрын

    Propaganda. My mother is one of these. The virtue signaling is insufferable, and of course, don't actually practice what they preach; which is the champagne socialists are all confession through projection. It is really about a power and money grab. Since the ideology (some like the case of my mum don't even realize it is comnienism) has spectacularly failed, and the working class never buys into it , they changed capitalism versus the working class to oppressor and oppressed. There is a good channel by a Jefferson liberal-independent like myself that does in-depth analysis and does a good job explaining a lot of this. It is called shortfatotaku. He helps clarify things.

  • @vladkagreen1824

    @vladkagreen1824

    5 ай бұрын

    Some friends you have!😆

  • @da_ocsta1452

    @da_ocsta1452

    5 ай бұрын

    "Friend"??

  • @irisjanemay1903

    @irisjanemay1903

    5 ай бұрын

    Try mentioning Andrew Tate to a gay guy. Instant meltdown.

  • @macethorns1168

    @macethorns1168

    5 ай бұрын

    It's insane how easily they are told what to believe and they obediently fall in line.

  • @tundranomad
    @tundranomad5 ай бұрын

    As a male RN, I get a kick out of seeing patients for procedures, with them thinking I'm the doc, and the female doc the nurse.

  • @VelkanAngels

    @VelkanAngels

    5 ай бұрын

    Don't doctors and nurses wear different uniforms where you live/work? They're easy to tell apart where I live, lol.

  • @echogamer5721

    @echogamer5721

    5 ай бұрын

    Seems reasonable.

  • @janblackman6204

    @janblackman6204

    5 ай бұрын

    That happens to my grandson and his wife. He’s a bank executive and she’s the internist and they always assume he’s the dr when they go to hospital functions

  • @kelvincharvet9454

    @kelvincharvet9454

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@VelkanAngelsI was a male nurse on a surgical floor. The doctors and nurses all wore the sa.e type and color scrubs. On general patient floors the nurses could wear the scrubs of their choosing. It varies with different hospital policies.

  • @Veracityseeker7

    @Veracityseeker7

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@VelkanAngelsYou're expecting people to think? That's cute😅

  • @JesusIsLord105
    @JesusIsLord1055 ай бұрын

    I'm so glad the Apostle John survived this

  • @markmunroe-hz8rf

    @markmunroe-hz8rf

    5 ай бұрын

    Trust me, those who died before us are the lucky one.

  • @alfredgetzlaff5570

    @alfredgetzlaff5570

    5 ай бұрын

    I hope he didn't lose his baby!

  • @JesusIsLord105

    @JesusIsLord105

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@alfredgetzlaff5570😂

  • @TheLilou13300
    @TheLilou133005 ай бұрын

    The power of ideology.

  • @JamesSullivan-ru4op

    @JamesSullivan-ru4op

    5 ай бұрын

    Close. Warning! Incoming slightly differing opinion: I see it more as the power stupidity.

  • @mustang607

    @mustang607

    5 ай бұрын

    Obviously the man was in critical theory condition.

  • @GogakuOtaku

    @GogakuOtaku

    5 ай бұрын

    @@mustang607😂😂that’s good

  • @LocalMaple

    @LocalMaple

    5 ай бұрын

    Ideology, or Idiology?

  • @JamesSullivan-ru4op

    @JamesSullivan-ru4op

    5 ай бұрын

    @@LocalMaple That too?

  • @johnvelas70
    @johnvelas705 ай бұрын

    I was listening to a college woman who was smacked for not saying she supports the"palestinians" on campus. The University said she should and no charges will be brought. She will leave PSU after this semester. Her friend asked if they know she's Jewish. She said "No & she's afraid to tell them". How sad.

  • @GogakuOtaku

    @GogakuOtaku

    5 ай бұрын

    Stories like that are one of the only things on Earth that make me really angry. Tell this Jewish woman that I’m proud of her for standing up for herself and her beliefs, much like Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego did, and that I’ll be praying for her. 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱

  • @thebenforever

    @thebenforever

    5 ай бұрын

    Harvard?

  • @thekatarnalchemist

    @thekatarnalchemist

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@thebenforever Penn State

  • @JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0

    @JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0

    5 ай бұрын

    america first

  • @GogakuOtaku

    @GogakuOtaku

    5 ай бұрын

    @@JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0 fair. Oh hey, I just got exposed to a slightly differing opinion, and I feel fine! Edit: I just noticed your username 🤣

  • @valkry007
    @valkry0075 ай бұрын

    well done, there are still people out there capable of critical thinking.

  • @user-notachannel

    @user-notachannel

    5 ай бұрын

    What is "critical thinking" to you? It's an insult to say critical thinking is believing that a group of 100 outliers is more trustworthy than 100 years of human history.

  • @PickledFaces

    @PickledFaces

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@user-notachannelwhat are you babbling about?

  • @user-notachannel

    @user-notachannel

    5 ай бұрын

    @dFaces Informed Consent Action Network, or ICAN, is known for being a conspiracy and psuedo-science website. I'm not trying to ramble, I'm just telling the truth. Yes, social distancing worked because diseases travel through the air. What did you think? Yes, vaccines work because of years and years of scientific research people poured their lives into. What did you think - unless you really don't care about the lives of scientists because they try to study things by making a studious rather than stupid explanation? Some random website with hardly a few hundred people or the entire government - or is the government really that untrustworthy to you? ICAN said on their own that they had 40+ legal victories - are they the only credible source, or is the millions of other websites that say they're fake absolutely impossible for you to take? Tell me - what's the difference between antivaxxers and Flat Earthers? And why did you decide to only show their side of the argument and their own website? How they would be right every single time is an insult. I have nothing against conservatives. Political ideologies are ideologies and just determined on locale. But people who just deny factual information because they want to? Not so much. The same way you can't just suddenly listen to conspiracy stories, you can't say one plus one equals three. Truth is, you'll be doing the same thing if you were hearing something about banning guns and an organization saying that it's good for the nation, and you don't want to admit it. People getting annoyed by others on the Internet is natural. But please. Even as a liberal, your content is funny. I don't want you to support conspiracy stories and such. The information we know of now is that science is correct and that science makes people trustworthy, and that misinformation is incorrect and lying for money makes people untrustworthy. Besides, if science is too progressive now, I have no idea what would be conservative. Just use logic - 100 random people on the Internet naming themselves ICAN or 100 years of human history - who's more trustworthy?

  • @mjolnirswrath23

    @mjolnirswrath23

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@user-notachannelcritical thinking is the ability to use your own self-evident observable truth to come to your own conclusion and think for yourself...

  • @mjolnirswrath23

    @mjolnirswrath23

    5 ай бұрын

    ​​@@user-notachannelinstead, people have emotional mental incontinence and diarrhea of the mouth, and choose to vomit up what they are told and what they hear and what they are indoctrinated not educated to believe FTNWO

  • @skenzyme81
    @skenzyme815 ай бұрын

    "Doctor, we have a woman in Room Four who 'Just Can't!'"

  • @kylemacdougall8355

    @kylemacdougall8355

    5 ай бұрын

    She couldn't even add the "even"!!

  • @KristinChoruby

    @KristinChoruby

    5 ай бұрын

    @@kylemacdougall8355 She has literally lost the ability to even!

  • @GogakuOtaku

    @GogakuOtaku

    5 ай бұрын

    @@KristinChoruby “literally” 😂

  • @zamar2158

    @zamar2158

    5 ай бұрын

    Oh God these comments 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bobbob0507

    @bobbob0507

    5 ай бұрын

    I love these classic jokes

  • @absolutetuber
    @absolutetuber5 ай бұрын

    thats the guy that was pregnant! his kid sure grew up fast!

  • @paulbaran4796

    @paulbaran4796

    5 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @RebekahNicole

    @RebekahNicole

    5 ай бұрын

    💀

  • @ankavoskuilen1725
    @ankavoskuilen17255 ай бұрын

    Ah, this explains why I always feel so bad. I am constantly exposed to slightly different opinions. 😂

  • @mrsteve170
    @mrsteve1705 ай бұрын

    G O L D. Wonderful piece of writing. Thank you!

  • @nateman34
    @nateman345 ай бұрын

    SILENCE, MAN-NURSE! 😂

  • @GuapoJhimi

    @GuapoJhimi

    5 ай бұрын

    Really? What do you do for a living? Is it something technical? Changing tires at Big O?

  • @bert7651

    @bert7651

    5 ай бұрын

    @@GuapoJhimi Do you walk around with that ego in real life or just vent your frustrations at unsuspecting people on youtube? I know a guy who changes tires for a living and he's built like a tank because of it. He would smash your smug little face in. I've seen him do it to someone else.

  • @farvencore
    @farvencore5 ай бұрын

    The Power of Pandering COMPELS YOU!

  • @agwbcfjc2

    @agwbcfjc2

    5 ай бұрын

    Genius!

  • @dokidokibibleclub
    @dokidokibibleclub5 ай бұрын

    KZread just roasted themselves by attaching a re-education wiki article under this video ♨️🔥

  • @clifbradley
    @clifbradley5 ай бұрын

    This reminds me of my mom's step kids. They are all like that. Anyine that differs with their little liberal opinions, and they go beserk. They can't stand it. They habe literally hurt themselves numerous times because of their overreaction to someone supporting Trump. It is ridiculous and so dumb,

  • @lordandrewbruceofthemcinne5046

    @lordandrewbruceofthemcinne5046

    5 ай бұрын

    So your step-siblings?

  • @freddexta3363

    @freddexta3363

    5 ай бұрын

    Hopefully they don't vote

  • @cvn6555

    @cvn6555

    5 ай бұрын

    I feel your pain. We hosted Christmas last year and among the group is about 6 20-something educators. Their estimate of their intelligence levels is hysterical and they truly believe that their limited life experiences have given them unique insights into how things really are and how they should be. My wife was very grateful that I left the room and got a glass of wine instead of pointing out the fallacy of their beliefs.

  • @captaininsulin2154

    @captaininsulin2154

    5 ай бұрын

    Well it's not like trump supporters never do the same thing

  • @spikespa5208

    @spikespa5208

    4 ай бұрын

    @@captaininsulin2154 Fanatics abound.

  • @kroth3049
    @kroth30495 ай бұрын

    "they actually just call us nurses now" -Man Nurse

  • @GuapoJhimi

    @GuapoJhimi

    5 ай бұрын

    What's your point, dips--t?

  • @bretthess6376
    @bretthess63765 ай бұрын

    I stopped trying to deal with these people about 8 years ago, when one out them snapped and spewed obscenities at me... for agreeing with something they said. As Hunter Thompson said, "bad crazy."

  • @someguy2972

    @someguy2972

    5 ай бұрын

    Hunter Thompson was one to talk...

  • @goldismoney5899

    @goldismoney5899

    5 ай бұрын

    Hunter was one of a kind. A real journalist too.

  • @benfranklin2024
    @benfranklin20245 ай бұрын

    the part about Joe Rogan was hilarious, keep it up Babylon Bee

  • @ganymede...
    @ganymede...5 ай бұрын

    Full support from France where we've been living exactly the same things. And it's even getting worse as our corrupted government vote laws preventing people to criticize them.

  • @loonaticsrunningtheassylum

    @loonaticsrunningtheassylum

    5 ай бұрын

    Most of the world (at least the EU, USA, AUS, NZ and CANADA) needs a revolution... You guys gonna take the lead on that?

  • @alfromtx245
    @alfromtx2455 ай бұрын

    I like how, with all the various topics mentioned in this video, we still get the CDC covid banner.

  • @macethorns1168

    @macethorns1168

    5 ай бұрын

    Keeps the stupid people stupid, that's why.

  • @Grant-by1pc
    @Grant-by1pc5 ай бұрын

    I've seen that in real life before. They started screaming the r word and bit me.

  • @Azurethewolf168

    @Azurethewolf168

    5 ай бұрын

    What?!

  • @vladimirarnost8020

    @vladimirarnost8020

    5 ай бұрын

    Have they mutated into progressive zombies now? It is contagious?

  • @alwaysplotting2096
    @alwaysplotting20965 ай бұрын

    We are the Groupthinkers we always get along, Each day we dance and sing our always-changing song, If you ever disagree it means that you are wrong, Oh we are the Groupthinkers we always get along!

  • @GoodNews-px2im
    @GoodNews-px2im5 ай бұрын

    I love how they're still putting the C-19 warning on 😂😂

  • @davideskerlot2945
    @davideskerlot29455 ай бұрын

    They didn’t exorcize the demon, they possessed him with more woke legions. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DebH.
    @DebH.5 ай бұрын

    Man, that was very close!😬🥶🥵😆🤣

  • @TheFireMouseYT
    @TheFireMouseYT5 ай бұрын

    I love how their best headlines become videos

  • @wickedmirage
    @wickedmirage5 ай бұрын

    I laughed so hard at the end I spit my coffee out.

  • @muchachonextdoor5608

    @muchachonextdoor5608

    5 ай бұрын

    My neighbor has one of those signs in their yard.

  • @VincesDIYs
    @VincesDIYs5 ай бұрын

    The Bee supporting ICAN!!!

  • @user-notachannel

    @user-notachannel

    5 ай бұрын

    Informed Consent Action Network, or ICAN, is known for being a conspiracy and psuedo-science website. I'm not trying to ramble, I'm just telling the truth. Yes, social distancing worked because diseases travel through the air. What did you think? Yes, vaccines work because of years and years of scientific research people poured their lives into. What did you think - unless you really don't care about the lives of scientists because they try to study things by making a studious rather than stupid explanation? Some random website with hardly a few hundred people or the entire government - or is the government really that untrustworthy to you? ICAN said on their own that they had 40+ legal victories - are they the only credible source, or is the millions of other websites that say they're fake absolutely impossible for you to take? Tell me - what's the difference between antivaxxers and Flat Earthers? And why did you decide to only show their side of the argument and their own website? How they would be right every single time is an insult. I have nothing against conservatives. Political ideologies are political ideologies and just determined on locale. But people who just deny factual information because they want to? Not so much. The same way you can't just suddenly listen to conspiracy stories, you can't say one plus one equals three. Truth is, you'll be doing the same thing if you were hearing something about banning guns and an organization saying that it's good for the nation, and you don't want to admit it. People getting annoyed by others on the Internet is natural. But please. Even as a liberal, your content is funny. I don't want you to support conspiracy stories and such. The information we know of now is that science is correct and that science makes people trustworthy, and that misinformation is incorrect and lying for money makes people untrustworthy. Besides, if science is too progressive now, I have no idea what would be conservative. Just use logic - 100 random people on the Internet naming themselves ICAN or 100 years of human history - who's more trustworthy?

  • @ladyocculus3525
    @ladyocculus35255 ай бұрын

    I had a longtime friend of 30 years walk out of my house on Christmas because she didn't agree with my views on the walking corpse in the white house. Sadly, this skit is 100% true.

  • @donpietruk1517

    @donpietruk1517

    3 ай бұрын

    I don't understand how people let political differences affect their personal friendships or family relationships. It didn't used to matter. We might occasionally have broad philosophical discussions about specific issues, but who we voted for? Literally didn't affect anything.

  • @k.p.1139
    @k.p.11395 ай бұрын

    GOOD job Bee- you got the "we know better than you-you tube- blue box" 🤣🤣

  • @DrewMAGA
    @DrewMAGA5 ай бұрын

    I almost need to be convinced that this isn't true. We have an entire generation that can't handle real life without a safe space & a vape pen.

  • @greenl7661

    @greenl7661

    5 ай бұрын

    Indeed, the maga with constant hurt feelings make my head hurt

  • @greatbriton8425

    @greatbriton8425

    5 ай бұрын

    It IS true, except for needing to go to hospital as an emergency. There are MILLIONS of people in the USA who simply cannot cope with a differing opinion. They will feel traumatised by anything they don't believe. They find their security in the world they and those like them have created to feel comfortable without God, and facts are such a threat to this alternate reality of theirs that their defence goes up immediately to deflect the facts as an evil lie, triggering tremendous stress. They will give up friends and family to find peace in their made-up world.

  • @chellejack3480

    @chellejack3480

    5 ай бұрын

    Not to mention that they need 9,000 tattoos to try and convince themselves that they're really unique and original. Special even. Add in some pink hair and they're one of a kind.

  • @DeleteMyas

    @DeleteMyas

    5 ай бұрын

    And you're continuing to pass the boomer torch by bashing everyone younger than you because they don't know how to talk back to you. Go figure.

  • @greenl7661

    @greenl7661

    5 ай бұрын

    @@DrewMAGA so literally boomer generation, just ages into it? Lmao

  • @GlynRyles
    @GlynRyles5 ай бұрын

    OMG, the pain of a different opinion, how will people ever survive 😂😂

  • @supermaximglitchy1
    @supermaximglitchy15 ай бұрын

    Imagine if it was a quite different opinion. He wouldn’t have survived

  • @Luca_Natoli
    @Luca_Natoli5 ай бұрын

    Lol, the ways things are and headed, i wouldn't be surprised if this becomes real.

  • @maxwellcrazycat9204
    @maxwellcrazycat92045 ай бұрын

    Congrants on receiving the blue context bar. You're over the target.

  • @user-qg3fr6lo7r
    @user-qg3fr6lo7r5 ай бұрын

    That last Joe Rogan bit really blew me away~🤣🤣

  • @notthefbi7932
    @notthefbi79325 ай бұрын

    Wow the Bee got the Covid information link from KZread 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Haven't seen that for a while 😉

  • @funkydiscogod

    @funkydiscogod

    5 ай бұрын

    It seems a little out of place to put a "click here for more government lies" on a video with a segment about government lies.

  • @RealMTBAddict

    @RealMTBAddict

    5 ай бұрын

    KZread is never giving that banner up😂😂

  • @ryanb509

    @ryanb509

    5 ай бұрын

    Well they did say the vaccine is safe and effective, KZread just wants you to know that's actual misinformation.

  • @Satans_Legion_of_Evil

    @Satans_Legion_of_Evil

    5 ай бұрын

    This is also the only information link that I can see. I've never seen those Wikipedia "fact-checker" information links that I've heard some commenters talk about. Maybe the COVID information links aren't as common due to the pandemic itself not being as serious as it was in 2020 and 2021. Will Smith didn't wear a mask when he slapped Chris Rock at the 2022 Oscars, and neither did Chris Rock (and probably most of the audience too), and that was in March 2022. Maybe the left was more focused on the Ukraine conflict than the coronavirus in March 2022, since it started just a month ago at that time. There are probably a few places that still have or had authoritarian COVID rules in the last three years.

  • @someguy2972

    @someguy2972

    5 ай бұрын

    @@RealMTBAddict But at least Wojcicki's son is dead ;)

  • @cynthiajohnson9412
    @cynthiajohnson94125 ай бұрын

    What happened to the time honored, hands over the ears 'lalalalalal, I can't hear you!'. It's not just for third graders anymore. Approved for all ages.

  • @chipmunk4kids1
    @chipmunk4kids15 ай бұрын

    Hey, I'm a man nurse & I'm offended. 😂 I've been one for 26 yrs. Plus a USMC veteran of the first Gulf War.

  • @joysanders59

    @joysanders59

    5 ай бұрын

    Thank you for your service! ❤️

  • @ericpl7227
    @ericpl72275 ай бұрын

    My question is, why try and save him?!

  • @zasta7
    @zasta75 ай бұрын

    "3 hours of CNBC" Hahaha 🤣

  • @maureenufkes2491
    @maureenufkes24915 ай бұрын

    Loved it!!! Thanks, Babylon Bee!

  • @chrismicklich7831
    @chrismicklich78315 ай бұрын

    It is hilarious that Google/KZread feels it is necessary to put a COVID disclaimer on this video.

  • @WarrenDavid2611
    @WarrenDavid26115 ай бұрын

    These script writers are getting to South Park level status 😮

  • @jakedickens9240
    @jakedickens92405 ай бұрын

    "It's working! It's working!" I see what you did there with the wind in your hair, nice one. xD

  • @Olderaccount17

    @Olderaccount17

    5 ай бұрын

    Had to really scroll down through the comments just to see who else had gotten it. Such a random and obscure reference, and they fully commited to it 😂😂

  • @TheTrex9000

    @TheTrex9000

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Olderaccount17 Same, I thought more people would be talking about it lol

  • @joeyvitamins
    @joeyvitamins5 ай бұрын

    Thank goodness there is a link to the latest "you know what" official info! This gives me the kind of reassurance I need to feel safe!! You know what else would be reassuring? Bringing back Adam Yenser!!

  • @Phalanx443
    @Phalanx4435 ай бұрын

    The hilarious part is that YT placed an infoblurb about getting info on C-19 from the CDC - as if they don't realize that its 2024 and we all know the truth, yet, must reflect The Narrative...

  • @Will_CH1
    @Will_CH15 ай бұрын

    I don't like the way that the Bee foretells future developments

  • @richardhockey8442

    @richardhockey8442

    5 ай бұрын

    Next week: The Babylon Bee Investment Advice and betting tips

  • @mailjasons
    @mailjasons5 ай бұрын

    Lol. Woke google slapped a Covid information notice on this 😅

  • @PickledFaces
    @PickledFaces5 ай бұрын

    COMEDY HAS RETURNED!

  • @tylerbonser7686
    @tylerbonser76865 ай бұрын

    It's hilarious KZread put a Covid information link under this.

  • @pittbullking87
    @pittbullking875 ай бұрын

    I am so glad YT puts the context thing up there so I know what to think. Thank you YT for protecting me from thinking!

  • @en5788
    @en57885 ай бұрын

    That ending! Lol I hope Elon sees this and gives ICAN a couple mil

  • @user-notachannel

    @user-notachannel

    5 ай бұрын

    Informed Consent Action Network, or ICAN, is known for being a conspiracy and psuedo-science website. I'm not trying to ramble, I'm just telling the truth. Yes, social distancing worked because diseases travel through the air. What did you think? Yes, vaccines work because of years and years of scientific research people poured their lives into. What did you think - unless you really don't care about the lives of scientists because they try to study things by making a studious rather than stupid explanation? Some random website with hardly a few hundred people or the entire government - or is the government really that untrustworthy to you? ICAN said on their own that they had 40+ legal victories - are they the only credible source, or is the millions of other websites that say they're fake absolutely impossible for you to take? Tell me - what's the difference between antivaxxers and Flat Earthers? And why did you decide to only show their side of the argument and their own website? How they would be right every single time is an insult. I have nothing against conservatives. Political ideologies are political ideologies and just determined on locale. But people who just deny factual information because they want to? Not so much. The same way you can't just suddenly listen to conspiracy stories, you can't say one plus one equals three. Truth is, you'll be doing the same thing if you were hearing something about banning guns and an organization saying that it's good for the nation, and you don't want to admit it. People getting annoyed by others on the Internet is natural. But please. Even as a liberal, your content is funny. I don't want you to support conspiracy stories and such. The information we know of now is that science is correct and that science makes people trustworthy, and that misinformation is incorrect and lying for money makes people untrustworthy. Besides, if science is too progressive now, I have no idea what would be conservative. Just use logic - 100 random people on the Internet naming themselves ICAN or 100 years of human history - who's more trustworthy?

  • @garbonzojones5348

    @garbonzojones5348

    5 ай бұрын

    He'd just say he would then not give them the cash. Seems to be his way given the bevy of lawsuits he's facing for non-payment.

  • @dalehammond3591
    @dalehammond35915 ай бұрын

    Keed your ears masked.

  • @ReaIHuman
    @ReaIHuman5 ай бұрын

    Gotta love youtube has a tab to keep everyone upto date on covid19.

  • @Yoofaloof
    @Yoofaloof5 ай бұрын

    Congratulations on getting your COVID - 19 context panel.

  • @joshuawolfe7526
    @joshuawolfe75265 ай бұрын

    This could have ended after the “mysterious cardiac events” and would still have been funny.

  • @toomanythoughtsinmyhead
    @toomanythoughtsinmyhead5 ай бұрын

    I love The Babylon Bee - doing what Americans are supposed to do!

  • @WhatIsMatter101

    @WhatIsMatter101

    5 ай бұрын

    Yeah, like actually protesting a war where their taxes were laundered to European countries to fund actual national socialists.

  • @marvinwindsor5896
    @marvinwindsor58965 ай бұрын

    Very good! Even your in house commercial for ICAN was well-written and delivered.

  • @user-notachannel

    @user-notachannel

    5 ай бұрын

    Informed Consent Action Network, or ICAN, is known for being a conspiracy and psuedo-science website. I'm not trying to ramble, I'm just telling the truth. Yes, social distancing worked because diseases travel through the air. What did you think? Yes, vaccines work because of years and years of scientific research people poured their lives into. What did you think - unless you really don't care about the lives of scientists because they try to study things by making a studious rather than stupid explanation? Some random website with hardly a few hundred people or the entire government - or is the government really that untrustworthy to you? ICAN said on their own that they had 40+ legal victories - are they the only credible source, or is the millions of other websites that say they're fake absolutely impossible for you to take? Tell me - what's the difference between antivaxxers and Flat Earthers? And why did you decide to only show their side of the argument and their own website? How they would be right every single time is an insult. I have nothing against conservatives. Political ideologies are political ideologies and just determined on locale. But people who just deny factual information because they want to? Not so much. The same way you can't just suddenly listen to conspiracy stories, you can't say one plus one equals three. Truth is, you'll be doing the same thing if you were hearing something about banning guns and an organization saying that it's good for the nation, and you don't want to admit it. People getting annoyed by others on the Internet is natural. But please. Even as a liberal, your content is funny. I don't want you to support conspiracy stories and such. The information we know of now is that science is correct and that science makes people trustworthy, and that misinformation is incorrect and lying for money makes people untrustworthy. Besides, if science is too progressive now, I have no idea what would be conservative. Just use logic - 100 random people on the Internet naming themselves ICAN or 100 years of human history - who's more trustworthy?

  • @EmanS117
    @EmanS1174 ай бұрын

    "It's working, it's working!" made me chuckle, have to watch the Phantom Menace now

  • @davidfield2030
    @davidfield20305 ай бұрын

    If this was Britain, the police would have come to arrest and charge the person who made the offensive comment

  • @bobalicious2696

    @bobalicious2696

    5 ай бұрын

    Worse yet, if that bill passes in Canada, it could be life in prison.

  • @vinnybaggins
    @vinnybaggins2 ай бұрын

    Thanks daddy youtube for adding the banner. I love being treated as a child who can't discern truth for themselves. What would I do without you to protect me from slightly different opinions! Thank you very much! May God reward you for everything you do for me!

  • @Dizzlesbizzle
    @Dizzlesbizzle5 ай бұрын

    Thanks for entering the spirit of comedy, KZread...the covid info was a great comedic touch, to a fantastic video of FACTS.

  • @jeffrandolf5673
    @jeffrandolf56735 ай бұрын

    I see those signs in people's yards in the Blue state I live in. Oh... and usually a BLM sign next to them.

  • @Nylon_riot
    @Nylon_riot5 ай бұрын

    100X better than SNL. Thanks for being the funny we all need. "we loaned them all to Harvard." 😂😂

  • @jamisojo

    @jamisojo

    5 ай бұрын

    I don't know, SNL is pretty good. 🤔😁

  • @TedMattos
    @TedMattos5 ай бұрын

    One out of one Jarretts recommend MSNBC. That's good enough for me!

  • @talen8152
    @talen81525 ай бұрын

    God, I don't even agree with all the actual viewpoints and I still found this hilarious and truthful. Sad state we are in.

  • @potatoheadpokemario1931
    @potatoheadpokemario19315 ай бұрын

    Sounds like demon possession, not differing opinions

  • @natedcarr6148
    @natedcarr61485 ай бұрын

    1:26 Now that's a Star Wars reference I approve of.

  • @Nathdood
    @Nathdood5 ай бұрын

    1:25 OMG that Joker laugh!!! hahaha. You guys are all seriously great actors

  • @treason520
    @treason5205 ай бұрын

    My favorite part was the Anakin Skywalker "It's working!" with the hair flying backwards.

  • @commonsenseisntcommon1776
    @commonsenseisntcommon17765 ай бұрын

    FJB!

  • @John83833
    @John838335 ай бұрын

    “Get this man to an echo chamber stat” fantastic skit

  • @randomlyamazing58
    @randomlyamazing585 ай бұрын

    The doctor's prescription was so perfect. What an experienced doctor.

  • @Peekaboo-Kitty
    @Peekaboo-Kitty4 ай бұрын

    So much for Freedom of Speech! People are AFRAID to speak what they really think these days.

  • @D9P323
    @D9P3235 ай бұрын

    😆🤣🤣 Joe Rogan? That's all it took to nuclear FLATLINE everyone?😂😆🤣🤣

  • @RealMTBAddict

    @RealMTBAddict

    5 ай бұрын

    He's a liberal 😭😭

  • @contessa.adella
    @contessa.adella5 ай бұрын

    This is so on point…Love BB

  • @southerndigest8996
    @southerndigest89965 ай бұрын

    Hilarious! And spot on, as usual. Thanks, BB!

  • @AntisocialRedNeckNerd
    @AntisocialRedNeckNerd5 ай бұрын

    What a great ending!

  • @tinapriest857
    @tinapriest8575 ай бұрын

    This is historically accurate

  • @JGreen-le8xx
    @JGreen-le8xx5 ай бұрын

    If that only worked on all the people who disagree with normal thought. I'd personally run down the street with a megaphone yelling normal things like 2+2 IS 4! and gravity does exist! and your world of make believe is a social construct!

  • @echogamer5721
    @echogamer57215 ай бұрын

    I’m so glad this isn’t real. Imagine if people actually disagreed with any of the things I already believe! Frightening!

  • @agwbcfjc2
    @agwbcfjc25 ай бұрын

    Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant--and so courageous!! God Bless Babylon Bee!!!!!

  • @shillhunter4380
    @shillhunter43805 ай бұрын

    The ReDdItOrS clinic.

  • @wyattmann8157
    @wyattmann81575 ай бұрын

    “The only thing a man should nurse is a bottle of scotch.” - Adam Carolla

  • @joshjohnson2600
    @joshjohnson26005 ай бұрын

    My neighbors have that sign in their yard. I don't like my neighbors.

  • @Mobus_
    @Mobus_5 ай бұрын

    The funniest part was those wackadodolles at KZread who slapped the Covid-19 banner on satire.

  • @RealMTBAddict

    @RealMTBAddict

    5 ай бұрын

    Except the part at end wasn't satire.