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@Praise___YaH

Жыл бұрын

Here is our Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified/Pierced for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

@marcinp7927

Жыл бұрын

No I won't. Easter is from Ishtar, pagan fertility "goddess" whom bathed eggs in blood. True feast is Resurrection Day of Jesus Christ, son of God

@AWOLCHRISTIAN

Жыл бұрын

Shared with my agnostic son this Easter! He thought it was hilarious and made him wonder which is a step in the right direction. Thanks guys. More of this please. Blessings.

@RayrifiedAire

Жыл бұрын

Where was the 12th disciple hangin out? My bad ...

@axiomfiremind8431

Жыл бұрын

Cabolists are willing to die to preserve their lie if they are blackmailed or their is a threat to their family. There are also ways to partician information so that no one individual can compromise the lie. It would have only taken Joseph of Arimathea to empty the tomb. Tell me more about how the CIA spouts everything they know to be a lie.

"Peter, you rock!" -the most subtle, perfect line in the whole thing

@lordandrewbruceofthemcinne5046

Жыл бұрын

Biblically though, Peter was not the rock but the statement that he made about Jesus. Jesus uses a play on words in Matthew 16 that people miss in the English. Peter is a small rock like a stone or pebble whereas his statement, that is about Jesus (Who ultimately is the Rock), is more like a boulder. I suggest you have a look at that passage again in the Greek. However I do appreciate the subtle joke in this BB skit. 🤣

@Huntnlady7

Жыл бұрын

@@lordandrewbruceofthemcinne5046 YES! Few people get this. Pastor Ray at Hopewell Baptist Church illustrates this by pointing at Peter, the little pebble, and then slapping his hand on his chest as he says of Christ, "but upon this Rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hell shall not prevail against it". Happy Resurrection Day!

@wyszrd

Жыл бұрын

Right?!

@tylercurtis764

Жыл бұрын

​@@lordandrewbruceofthemcinne5046 But Jesus didn't say these words in Greek; he said them in Aramaic. And we know this because Paul refers to Peter as "Cephas" which is Aramaic for "rock" and it certainly doesn't mean "pebble."

@josiaharaki7310

Жыл бұрын

​@@lordandrewbruceofthemcinne5046 It gets funnier when you realize they were at Petra, which means "the rock"

I love how JOHN-the only one to NOT die brutally-is the sole objector.

@mikefran1992

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that's the whole point of John saying he'd rather be exiled to an island and they say well I have news for you..." The biblical references are great if you actually have read the gospels 😂 lol the Peter and Thomas references also had me laughing

@wayneyadams

Жыл бұрын

That is why they chose him for that role. I started to laugh when he said he would rather be exiled to a deserted island than hang around with them, which of course, he was.

@marvalice3455

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, he was *only* boiled alive until they gave up and just exiled him.

@toldyouso5588

Жыл бұрын

To be shown all the world horrors of the end times is a torture in itself.

@littlehollow

Жыл бұрын

I did not get this at first. Makes it even funnier

As a Christian who has studied theology I have heard this argument many times in debates and Apologetics BUT MADE IN A VIDEO is wayyyyyyy fun! 😂😂😂😂

@mikefran1992

Жыл бұрын

I can't believe I never heard this argument. I've heard people say it wasn't really Jesus who was crucified and Jesus was alive the whole time but not the stealing of his body. Pilate supposedly lost his shit when he found out the body was missing according to some historians and ordered a man hunt for Jesus. I don't know if he thought Jesus ran and used someone who looked like him on the cross or the body was stolen by the apostles. I gotta catch up on different historians theories. Regardless, I'm Christian so it's faith for me lol but I love any conspiracy theories just because.

@1mol831

Жыл бұрын

What’s an apologist?

@shanemelerine6935

Жыл бұрын

@@1mol831Someone who defends something.

@SuperballsSupervidsOnYT

10 ай бұрын

​@1mol831 we usually just call them Canadians. No but serious. Other guy that replied to you was absolutely accurate.

@goldholder8131

10 ай бұрын

Jesus is a Hebrew fanfiction character.

Peter: _”Which one of us would have the least amount of credibility in the time period?”_ Mary and Mary: _”That’d be us. Zero credibility in this time period”_ Peter: _”Perfect! We’ll have you two recorded as the first eyewitnesses to the empty tomb”_

@thethreefriends3002

Жыл бұрын

Exactly 😂

@wilkesreid

Жыл бұрын

@@trevrockrock16 At the time, the eye witness testimony of a woman wouldn't have been considered credible. As a result, it's absurd to expect that the apostles purposefully invented the story of the resurrection to include unreliable witnesses as its foundation. It's much more likely that Jesus did actually rise from the dead and appear to the women. Here's an explanation by William Lane Craig: The tomb was probably discovered empty by women. To understand this point one has to recall two facts about the role of women in Jewish society. (a) Woman occupied a low rung on the Jewish social ladder. This is evident in such rabbinic expressions as “Sooner let the words of the law be burnt than delivered to women” and “Happy is he whose children are male, but woe to him whose children are female.” (b) The testimony of women was regarded as so worthless that they were not even permitted to serve as legal witnesses in a court of law. In light of these facts, how remarkable must it seem that it is women who are the discoverers of Jesus’ empty tomb. Any later legend would certainly have made the male disciples to discover the empty tomb. The fact that women, whose testimony was worthless, rather than men, are the chief witnesses to the empty tomb is most plausibly accounted for by the fact that, like it or not, they were the discoverers of the empty tomb and the gospels accurately record this. Source: www.lewissociety.org/resurrection/ This is by no means a universal commentary on the reliability of the testimony of women in general. But one has to acknowledge the fact that their testimony was not respected in that time and place, and the role that would have played if the story were invented, and why that makes it more likely the resurrection really happened.

@sweatt4237

Жыл бұрын

@@trevrockrock16 He is pointing out the fact that if it were a lie they made up the worst possible witnesses, women. Because the time and culture did not regard the testimony of women to be valuable, or at least not as valuable as a man. When you create a lie, the point is to make it believable.

@JanieBee

Жыл бұрын

@@trevrockrock16 women were not considered good witnesses for most of human history. Especially in the first centuries.

@sabsab2356

Жыл бұрын

"OOOOOOO-" 😂

It is funny, but it makes a serious point. If the Disciples knew the resurrection was a hoax, why would they undergo suffering and death to spread it.

@SmoothJK

Жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@samuelschick8813

Жыл бұрын

Wayne, Just because people undergo suffering and death does not make something true. People undergo suffering and death in the name of religions you most likely judge as false religions/gods. So by your standards that must make them true also.

@CosmoPhiloPharmaco

Жыл бұрын

@@samuelschick8813 Except that these people undergo suffering and death for a religion *they believe* is true. The argument Christian apologists present is that the disciples would not choose to die for a lie -- for something they know is false.

@eagletalons5333

Жыл бұрын

Nobody would 'die' for a 'lie'. . "The LORD Has Risen!", Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah!!! "I Believe Jesus CHRIST Is Coming Back, Just Like HE Said!" Maranatha, Maranatha, Maranatha !.!.!

@GumbyGoons

Жыл бұрын

@Samuel Schick yes but the difference is that they aren't the ones who made those religions. If the disciples made up the resurrection they would know it's false so they probably wouldn't die for it. Even most skeptics agree that they saw something they interpreted as the risen Jesus so there's definitely A difference.

This was probably the most fun we've ever had shooting a video at the Bee!! Such a fun night in Judean wilderness!

@archangelmichael1978

Жыл бұрын

>Judean No surprises here.

@davidmiddleton6479

Жыл бұрын

Sadly atheist truly believe this.

@tamarakuklinski4240

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@thejarretlemaster

Жыл бұрын

It is rediculous considering that none of them recanted in the face of torture and death!

@TheWorldTeacher

Жыл бұрын

😇 May God Bless You Always! 😇

The disciples ran away and abandoned Jesus when he was arrested by the soldiers,Peter denied him 3 times because he was fearful,something miraculous must have happened to change those people to courageous fearless witnesses of Christ and endure all the suffering,the Resurrection is what happened

@rafexrafexowski4754

5 ай бұрын

More like the Pentecost, they were still cowards for 50 days after Jesus rose from the dead.

@ryanrodriguez7664

3 ай бұрын

​@@rafexrafexowski4754The Pentecost happened 50 days after Jesus' death, not years.

@chrisquiett1776

2 ай бұрын

@@ryanrodriguez7664yet Mary was there the whole time. I don't think she gets enough credit. Also Paul was gangster. Starts off hunting Christian's only to become one through testimony and the road to Damascus. Just saying. Mary was OG

@MrTheclevercat

2 ай бұрын

if the resurrection happened why didn't anyone see Jesus after he was executed? He had to disappear into the clouds before anyone could see him, why exactly? If you wanted to convince people that he resurrected having only his disciples claim to have seen it really makes it sound like nonsense.

@rafexrafexowski4754

2 ай бұрын

@@ryanrodriguez7664 Oops, typo

John's last line "I would rather be exiled to a deserted island" great one. I got to stand in that cave on Patmos .

@crestiniideastazi7976

11 күн бұрын

He was exiled in an Island.

@voornaamachternaam6159

10 күн бұрын

Plato's cave Patmos. X-isled to Patmos meaning Mortal world: Malkuth as somewhere in the 4 corners of the Earth. ''Patmos was a destination for criminals and political prisoners. Convicts were allowed relative freedom to roam the small island, but most had to provide their own food and shelter and were guarded by Roman soldiers against leaving. Many died of exposure, violent attacks by other convicts, or starvation.'' Doesn't this Island remind you of something? The one we are in now?

Once again, the Babylon Bee sums up in less than 4 minutes what's taken scholars whole lifetimes to comprehend. Amazing!

@LukeMaps

Жыл бұрын

"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter, fear God and keep his commandments for this is the whole duty of man."

@Strive1324L

Жыл бұрын

@@LukeMaps Ecclesiastes 12:14: For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil.

@lakersk7821

Жыл бұрын

Scholars argue about it, because stolen body hypothesis was a popular theory among jews at the time of Jesus' death. So people who lived there at that time at that place and who knew the situation, though it was a very possible thing. Now, 2000 years later, you think how stupid they were and you know better. Btw. apostles did not died as martyrs. It was made up later.

@patchey8019

Жыл бұрын

What do you think the idiots who hijacked the planes on 911 were doing? They actually were convinced to die for their beliefs Strength of conviction in the face of death is not a good reason to believe

@olivebre4170

Жыл бұрын

To be fair- they got to read and hear about those lifetimes

“Let’s all get jailed and tortured and executed as a prank!”

@jrev2284

Жыл бұрын

Let's goooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@asahearts1

Жыл бұрын

How many of them were there? 6 million or so?

@CaptainFritz28

Жыл бұрын

OOOOOOOOHH! Epic prank! Wooooo!

@Carlitos1993

Жыл бұрын

Do it!

@Neverrite

Жыл бұрын

YEAH! LETS GO!

Remember, it wasn't just the Apostles who were murdered and died in horrific ways defending the resurrection and gospel of Jesus. Many Christians died defending the truth of Christ and his resurrection.

@davewinch7677

4 ай бұрын

It defies all human reason that anyone would die for a known lie. All that Jesus proclaimed is the truth.

@broadstreet21

3 ай бұрын

Furthermore, if it were a hoax, the Pharisees and Saducees would have found the bones of Jesus after an expert search and recovery, displayed it for the world to see, gig's up. If they hadn't found it then, we would have found it by now.

@leonardogabrieltrevinoloba2377

2 ай бұрын

​​​@@davewinch7677 Just because someone died for something he believed, dosen't make his belief true. Go ask Heaven's gate or Jonestown cults.

As a Christian who is going through a season in a spiritual wilderness, I must say that this wonderful, clever and very funny take on the “greatest hoax in history “ lifted me immensely.😂 Thank you so very much everyone at Babylon Bee😊 Awesome!!!!!!

@johnnyhernandez

Жыл бұрын

Hold fast Christ follower praying for you and Jesus has already prayed for you I know you know because only a believer can be in a spiritual wilderness- feel the depth of emptiness dry place where is no end in sight - but as the deer panteth for the water so our soul longeth after Him 🙂🙏🥲

@nunomartins2209

Жыл бұрын

In reality Jesus and the gospels are just Mythology Deism is the right religion

@deiu9999

Жыл бұрын

​@@nunomartins2209 I like how you guys just pop up and "drop" such affirmations that are wrong on so many levels. Please document yourselves and at least remain at the subject of the video, that would be nice.

@jacobambos3885

Жыл бұрын

@@nunomartins2209 the gospels have the earmarks of history not mythology. Myths do not say things such as "And Hercules went to the stables at about 4 in the afternoon, in the seventh year of the reign of Philip of Macedonia." But this is the detail that the gospels go into.

@AWOLCHRISTIAN

Жыл бұрын

@@johnnyhernandez Thankyou so much for your encouragement. prayers and wisdom brother. Blessings from a sister in Christ 🙏

You forgot the part where they somehow manage to make Jesus appear to be alive and walking about, talking to people, three days later.

@attackhelicopterjr4481

Жыл бұрын

they are in cahoots or paid actor i guess

@fivebrosstopmos

Жыл бұрын

​@@attackhelicopterjr4481 Diciples got a big budget.

@Kyle-qd2sy

Жыл бұрын

Weekend at Jesus's

@Luum81

Жыл бұрын

Ancient Judean Deepfake of course, used for centuries..... probably.....

@LoneYukon

Жыл бұрын

ya ever hear of 'crisis actors' brah....geesh!

I was never more a Christian until I looked into the historic reality of the truth of the resurrection..

@matthewklahn3204

Жыл бұрын

Tbh the physical resurrection is probably the least significant part of the story, in my humble opinion. It's been a stumbling block for many people and they have used it as an excuse to not change themselves.

@microvvaveoven

Жыл бұрын

Whats a historic reality of the truth of the resurrection?

@matthewklahn3204

Жыл бұрын

@@microvvaveoven there isn't one. No reason to think Jesus didn't exist but it's probably more valuable to think about what else the story could mean rather than what is contrary to what we know.

@microvvaveoven

Жыл бұрын

@@matthewklahn3204 No reason? Really? Religion was built around stories like this and it turned out to be a hoax. Christians burnt withes in middle ages, for example, if "The Truth" was absolute they would burn them in modern time. But it aint happening. Why? Because it was a bollocks to justify repressions in order to keep the power over masses. Theres no "absolute", theres no "the truth", theres no "god".

@tenpercentfordabigguy8550

Жыл бұрын

@@microvvaveoven Do you know how history works? Something happens, its recorded and then gets past down to the future . Well that

In all seriousness it is ridiculous to believe that these men lied about Jesus only to get persecuted and brutally murdered… they literally had nothing to gain from lying and they would have all had to keep this a secret up until their brutal deaths without cracking, this just doesn’t happen. Nobody dies for what they know is a lie without anything to gain from it

@petraravn5421

Жыл бұрын

That would make all sorts of religious ideas become quite credible.

@jayroach_4443

Жыл бұрын

​@@petraravn5421 are you saying these people endured torture and death all for the hopes that people in the future "might believe them"? Are you out of your ever loving mind?

@petraravn5421

Жыл бұрын

@@jayroach_4443 How do you know they endured torture and death that they could have avoided by retracting their story?

@jayroach_4443

Жыл бұрын

@@petraravn5421 your right they could have avoided all the trouble. But they didn't . That's my point

@tomasrocha6139

11 ай бұрын

Nero only persecuted them because he needed a scapegoat for the Great Fire of Rome, beforehand he did not persecute them and they had no idea they would be persecuted and murdered, since he could not care less about what they actually believed recanting would have been pointless.

"All 12.... 11 of us"

This is exactly the epiphany that sealed the deal for me. The counter claim is that millions of Muslims also willingly died for a lie. But Muslims died for what they believed, not for what they knew first-hand. The apostles KNEW that they had witnessed the resurrection or that they hadn't. They died horrible deaths rather than simply recant their story. That's all they had to do to save themselves, and yet not one of them recanted.

@thereasonableman2424

Жыл бұрын

Except, unlike Christians, you can deny being a Muslim (while still being one), or at least chilling out on your beliefs, for convenience's sake, until you're more powerful than your persecuters, then brutally murder your erstwhile persecutors. There's a reason muslims are more known for murdering for their beliefs rather than being murdered for them.

@saleemkhokhar3458

Жыл бұрын

If he is god and did "die" why did he say "oh father why have you forsaken me"

@alexismena6812

Жыл бұрын

@@saleemkhokhar3458 if you reject the trinity then I can see why you’d have that question but if not then it’s pretty clear. But I guess I shouldn’t act like the trinity isn’t hard to grasp because it is and we have nothing in our tangible world that can replicate or be an example of it.

@thereasonableman2424

Жыл бұрын

@@saleemkhokhar3458 First of all, these words are reference to the beginning of Psalm 21 (22 if you ask protestants), which is a a Messianic Psalm lamenting the abandonment of the Messiah to the iniquities of impious men, which is fitting for the situation he was in. As he, the most Man, perfect and blameless, was killed in the most humiliating way, in a way, abandoned by God, as he needed only will it and an army of angels would have slaughtered his enemies, the perfect sacrifice, Man's debt is paid to God by the perfect Man, who is also Perfect God. You'd better not speak of things you do not know.

@rickh9396

Жыл бұрын

​@@saleemkhokhar3458 Jesus took on all our sins at that time, so He felt separated from, and forsaken by, the Father. A simple Internet search would have answered that question. Try it next time you want to play Stump the Christian.

“I’d rather be exiled to a desert island . . . .” Had me dying. Great Easter video, y’all. :)

@Crente1978

Жыл бұрын

@David Solomon John was exiled to Patmos island, where he wrote Revelation.

@stevenwiederholt7000

Жыл бұрын

"Have I Got Some News For You!" LOVE IT!

@travis.808

Жыл бұрын

It's like the shampoo directions read and repeat. 😁

@BrettonFerguson

Жыл бұрын

I never knew John was such a Karen.

@louiefriesen

Жыл бұрын

@@stevenwiederholt7000 I recognize that line but I can't figure out where I recognize it from. Veggietales?

Poor John asking Thomas if he has any doubts 🤣🤣🤣

@joecool2759

Ай бұрын

I would never have any doubts you guys!!!!!!!!! -Thomas….probably not 🤣

"We all get brutally murdered!" Other disciples: Write that down write that down!

They recreated the “OHHHH” meme 😂

@barkydogable

Жыл бұрын

The original scripture for which can be found in the Book of Satire.

@josephhaas6373

Жыл бұрын

Super Hot Fire!!!

@TheUnderscore_

Жыл бұрын

@@josephhaas6373 ​I think you mean SUPA!!!!

@sasageyoii2519

6 ай бұрын

I did not expect to see you here I watched a lot of videos God bless you my brother in Christ✝️❤️‍🔥

@JoinTheFight_Trump24

Ай бұрын

MVPERRY??

I love how unapologetically based the message behind this is. Happy Easter! He is Risen!

@BLMacab

Жыл бұрын

even ih has risen, god said dont follow miracle workers who change laws or give and take, jesus did that, he sinned on shabbat chnged the laws on it and lied about elijah, even john rebuked him

@maddyf.6296

Жыл бұрын

He is risen indeed! 🎉

@BLMacab

Жыл бұрын

@@maddyf.6296 hes still a liar who failed malachai 4 5

@foolfether

Жыл бұрын

​@@BLMacabH e i s r i s e n

@yeshuaislord6880

Жыл бұрын

@@BLMacab Are you joking or are you serious? Firstly it's spelt Malachi and secondly it's Malachi 4:5 not malachai 4 5. We aren't drinking some macha or chai tea. But joking aside this is the verse: "See, I will send the prophet Elijah to you before that great and dreadful day of the Lord comes.". The great and dreadful day of the Lord hasn't come yet. It's prophecy. If you think it's referring to Jesus then you need to understand what "great and dreadful day" refers to. It's referring to the end times when Jesus returns a 2nd time. Not to save us from our sins but Judgement.

Nobody else mentioned this (And I didn’t see it in the video.), but Roman guards wouldn’t just fall asleep on the job to let the Disciples steal the body. If you fell asleep on guard duty, you got executed. Staying awake was literally a life-or-death scenario for those guards. If you failed, you also got executed, so they were guarding that tomb with their lives. Unless the Disciples managed to kill the guards (Who had full metal armor, shields, and swords, compared to literal cloaks and daggers.), they were not getting that body. Combine that with the fact that the majority of historians agree that the body was gone as written in Scripture, and that alone proves the idiocy of the “stolen body” conspiracy theory.

@gbonkers666

Жыл бұрын

I wonder if those guards got court-martial..."You had one job!"

@directorjames1855

Жыл бұрын

@@gbonkers666 Well, the Pharisees said that they would protect the guards from punishment. It is not told whether they were successful in that though, to my knowledge.

@sofly7634

Жыл бұрын

Chief official started that lie that the disciples stole the body. If they had executed the guards it would have strengthened the resurrection claim

@BH-jj4zm

Жыл бұрын

That's why John says responding to Peters plan of bribing the guards. "But, why would they (the guards) do that".

@RobertlawrenceBDCMinistries

Жыл бұрын

@Director James the video does address it. It shows that the ONLY way to steal the body was the pay the guards...which is equally implausible ... thus another brilliant line in the skit.

It is worth mentioning that not a single disciple gave up the hoax even after being tortured. It's one thing to die for something you believe is true, it's another thing to die for a hoax. I love this satire

@johnthumble5154

Жыл бұрын

False dichotomy.

@tonitomei6323

Жыл бұрын

That’s the point

@PaladinLevi

Жыл бұрын

@@johnthumble5154 Other options?

@johnthumble5154

Жыл бұрын

@@PaladinLevi died for something false but knowing it was false. Died for a belief that turned out to be true died for a belief that turned out to be false but believing it's true. Believing in things that turn out to be false is an option.

@jeremykraenzlein5975

Жыл бұрын

@@johnthumble5154 But these disciples would have been the ones creating the hoax. Unlike me, who simply believes that Jesus rose from the dead without ever claiming to have seen it, these disciples said "I saw him!". Either Jesus really rose and thus they were able to see him, or they didn't see him, in which case they would know that they were lying.

A Catholic friend of mine sent this to me. I had not laughed so hard in a long time. brilliant, brilliant in your face satire. Excellent comedic acting to pull off the message of the skit. I hope to see more stuff. God bless you guys.

@matthewklahn3204

Жыл бұрын

They have figured out how to tread carefully around blasphemy in a magnificent way.

@tomasrocha6139

11 ай бұрын

It's all Legend there's no actual evidence they died over their preaching.

@goldholder8131

10 ай бұрын

If only they'd make a video on how Jesus is a psychological operation fan-fiction storybook hero designed to conquer the hearts and minds of gentiles.

@parmezan9157

9 ай бұрын

​@@tomasrocha6139there are literal relics of the desciples. St thomas' hand is located in my city

@aghileshemdani3144

8 ай бұрын

Hé mock your religion and you bless him ??..

I'm a Moroccan too and I believe in Christ now but still hasn't been baptized yet nor came out because I'm afraid of the persecution. I admire you brother .

@JahJah-CleverHandle

Жыл бұрын

Do not be afraid, for if you suffer for Jesus in this life, you will have everlasting life in heaven. While I agree that the persecution is not pleasant, we must remember to fear God and to not fear Man.

@allah___maadarchod

Жыл бұрын

You believe in Jesus just because someone told you to. People of his time who saw him didn't believe because he couldn't do any miracle like he claimed. Then they crucified him. Now in the age of television and social media, somehow the christian god is totally silent and he doesn't send any angels or messengers etc. You know why? Because all of that was a lie. Listen to my theory : Jesus' mom Mary was a hoe. She cheated on his husband and got pregnant. She convinced him that she's still a virgin but somehow pregnant with god's child just to avoid his and the society's anger. She gave birth to Jesus and since a very young age she started to feed him with lies that he is the son of god. A kid who listened to all this bs grew up to believe them. Then jesus preached to others that he's the son of god. The church didn't believe him and crucified him because he was lying about their version of god. Yes, churches existed way before jesus. After his death they tried to cash on from his reputation among the ordinary people whom jesus helped somehow. They made him a messenger and their business is still going strong. And yes, they rejected everyone after him who claimed that god sent them as His messenger.

@allah___maadarchod

Жыл бұрын

@@JahJah-CleverHandle why fear god? Fear only evil, not god. God is our mother, father, friend, knowledge, everything. Why fear him? I tell you why. Because your christian god is evil and He doesn't like who doesn't believe or obey him. You know what kind of attitude is that? That's like satan's attitude. 😂

@arcguardian

Жыл бұрын

@@JahJah-CleverHandle that isn't biblical, one doesn't have to suffer to get into heaven. Once he believed in Christ, he became saved. Don't let strangers tell u a different gospel. The Holy Spirit will give u boldness where and when it is needed. Be at peace brother, yet be ready to give an answer to anyone who asks.

@michaelmariano4747

10 ай бұрын

But still being persecuted for Jesus May not be the way of salvation but it shows you are sincere of your faith and is not willing to compromise you faith for the things of man

I love the way they went about this. It just shows how crazy they would’ve been to lie about everything and die for a lie.

@bryonstevenson1084

2 ай бұрын

Exactly 💯

As a Christian this makes me so happy. There is no way it’s a hoax with the suffering these disciples went through.

@RJon2006

Жыл бұрын

And the suffering other Saints went through and who are going through it. May we have the courage and faith these men had when it’s our turn.

@kriegjaeger

Жыл бұрын

And the thing is they KNEW Jesus, they KNEW he had died and had to be convinced he had returned. People will fight, kill and die for things they BELEIVE to be true, but not things they KNOW are a lie. They hadn't understood when he was with them what was to happen. After he returned and explained it they couldn't help but spread the gospel despite persecution.

@kujojotarostandoceanman2641

Жыл бұрын

But like..... Did you even read the original Bible? Jesus's resurrection was never spead out as news, but 3 woman was too afraid and shocked they didn't tell anyone about it 😐

@joshua2400

Жыл бұрын

@@kujojotarostandoceanman2641 uh my friend, the original bible is the same as it is today? There were 20,000 copies of the gospels made all saying the same stuff by the end of the first century (the same century Jesus lived in and all his disciples did, john living the longest of them all). There were hundreds of witnesses testifying about Jesus' ressurection, so much so that paul the apostle said to go and see the eye witnesses that still live, which a massive amount were still alive and could attest to its truth The bible is considered by historians of antiquity to be the best kept set of historical texts ever, its far more documented than anything by comparison in its day and age.

@joshua2400

Жыл бұрын

@@kujojotarostandoceanman2641 also to the ancient readers, women finding the tomb first would have put the male apostles in a disgraceful look, so the fact that it always has said that the women found it first shows that the apostles did not care to lie, they wanted the truth to be spread hense why we have really good evidence in the bible which can be fact checked through scientific and archeological means

"We get murdered." "What's the problem?" I lost my breath laughing 😂😂😂

@TheAnnoyingBoss

Жыл бұрын

"DOUBTS? I WILL NEVER HAVE ANY DOUBTS!" 😂😂😂

@goldholder8131

10 ай бұрын

And that's how billions of people became pacified and let the storybook writers take over the world. 😂

@klausdalang4936

7 ай бұрын

​@@goldholder8131 The "storybook" writers who all died horrible deaths (except for John who was exiled) to defend their eyewitness testimonies that Jesus rose from the dead.

@MsBeastShortsLive

6 ай бұрын

​@@goldholder8131Over 2000 years when that storybook was written, yet to this day is still very much alive unlike other books or religions. It mentioned Christians will get mocked and prosecuted. You're proving its predictions 2000 years later, right. Historians have validated the existence and what happened to those mentioned in the video. We all struggle with the Bible time and time again, but history is not wrong. I hope your heart will come to it in the end, and whatever you're struggling with, I pray you overcome 🙏

@goldholder8131

6 ай бұрын

@@MsBeastShortsLive Well, since Christianity is a branch of Judaism.. it started maybe 3500 years go. YOUR version is only 2k, and it's the one where you get sold an afterlife concept.

"Peter, you rock" "Thomas, must have some doubts" 😂😂😂

“Peter you rock” 🤣🤣🤣- funny on so many levels, solid pun

“Peter, you rock!” Low key the best joke in this!

@Glitchfaction

Жыл бұрын

Asking as it’s “low key”

The deep cuts of doubting Thomas, St John not having a beard being the youngest, and even the memes like the Naruto run and etc was pretty epic. Keep it up!! Hahahah

@RS54321

Жыл бұрын

That run was my fav!!

@tundranomad

Жыл бұрын

I tried the Naruto run on my last PT test, and honestly I don't think I ran any faster. Maybe I'm just not gifted with its magic? Great video though!

@yeshuaislord6880

Жыл бұрын

That killed me lol. I was doing my planks whilst watching it, and that hurt me to the core. Quite literally.

@kevinkipkorir3132

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂the naruto run ...jus epic

Out of all the satires I have viewed by the Babylon Bee, this is still in my book the most brilliant!!!!

Let's not forget if they were spreading a lie they would not have written that women were the first to discover the miracle. They would have written themselves as the first ones to know about it.

@theastronomer5800

Ай бұрын

Remember that the oldest manuscripts of Mark have the women go to the tomb, find it "empty", they got scared run away and told no one. Only later versions and later gospels have the resurrection narrative. Historically, it's VERY unlikely that Jesus would have even been buried, because part of the punishment of crucifixion was to stay on the cross and feed the birds. The story of a (previously unknown character) Joseph asking for his body is a likely invention, as are many other things - for example the trial with Pilate - who was there to take notes? How in the earliest Gospel Jesus says nothing, but decades later in John, we have a this huge philosophical conversation recorded...?

@spencerd8504

11 күн бұрын

@@theastronomer5800 If Jesus wasn't buried then why did women visit the tomb and got scared when they didn't see Jesus body( according to your description)?

@theastronomer5800

11 күн бұрын

@@spencerd8504 The question would be, how authentic is this story? If Jesus was born of a virgin for example - which no Christian today would doubt (but is not something that one could verify in any way, of course) why doesn't the first Gospel, Mark, narrate it, or mention that Mary was a virgin - is this not something that would be of importance? And, if you read the last Gospel, John, why does it contain a VERY long conversation between Pilate and Jesus, while in Mark he says nothing? Who of Jesus followers was there taking notes?! Do you think that maybe later followers came up with stories to make a theological point? I was simply stating that historically we know that Roman did not allow people to be taken off the cross, and a number of NT scholars doubt the authenticity of the narrative of burial.

@spencerd8504

11 күн бұрын

@@theastronomer5800 you del ur previous comment?

I'm becoming a priest and I can relate 😂 Love from India 🇮🇳❤ Please pray for us Indians 💕👑

@suzannehartmann946

Жыл бұрын

Praying. Do me a favor pray for the USA?

@mauricegibney8449

Жыл бұрын

You should read the book of Romans and John 19:30.. There are no need for priests anymore Romans chapter 6.. Hebrews chapter 7 to 10... One sacrifice for all sin for all time hence, John 19:30 It is Finished!.. The Lamb of God who takes away the sin of the world through His one and only sacrifice... Its not ongoing!

@projecteucharist

Жыл бұрын

@@mauricegibney8449 ur funny

@gaiusoctavius5935

Жыл бұрын

​@@mauricegibney8449 The Bible mentions having Priests tho in the NT.

@mauricegibney8449

Жыл бұрын

@@gaiusoctavius5935 of course it does. But in what context? And with what relation to atonement? Since the scriptures clearly say by the one sacrifice He put away sin by shedding His own blood...

Her: "He's probably out cheating on me" Him and the boys:

@davideskerlot2945

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@adonaisservant1592

Жыл бұрын

U had to pull that out. And timely 😂😂

@gbonkers666

Жыл бұрын

So, where were you Mr. Winemaker?

Another thing my pastor pointed out this morning was that Jesus had Mary be the first witness of Him and His very much resurrected body, even though in their times a woman’s testimony in court meant squat. If Jesus’ resurrection were a hoax, why would all four gospels make it so clear that Mary Magdalene and other women were the first to see the empty tomb, and Mary was the first to see Jesus back from the dead?

Ironically, wasn’t John the only one that lived a long life and died naturally?

@apurplegoldenfaith7

Жыл бұрын

Yes but he still experienced torture and sufferings for proclaiming Jesus's resurrection but he survived from that and wrote revelation

@phuonganhdang263

Жыл бұрын

Yes, and he is exiled to a desert island as what he wants in the video 😂😂 (they tried to boil him alive but fail)

Oddly, John was the only one that wasn't martyred.

@wayneyadams

Жыл бұрын

Not oddly, that is the reason he was the skeptic in the video. It's called humor which sadly is something people do not seem to be able to understand and enjoy.

@elizabetha.kangas7905

Жыл бұрын

... You think that might have had something to do with why they picked him as the dissenter for this skit? 🤔 🤦🏼‍♀️

@angru_arches

Жыл бұрын

He was tortured though..

@CaptainFritz28

Жыл бұрын

How oddly indeed.

@scillyautomatic

Жыл бұрын

@@angru_arches OK there's that...

This is actually one of the strongest arguments all scholars use to demonstrate Jesus'resurrection is NOT a hoax.

@kakoshirazi4950

Жыл бұрын

Really? just because some opportunists gambled with their lives? ( if the story is not another lie either ) 😅

@kakoshirazi4950

Жыл бұрын

@@Flibbermox Actually you are the one who belongs to dark ages and should go outside. get out of KZread because according your stu...pid book "the bible" KZread is work of Satan and earth is still flat!

@joshuablackmon2421

Жыл бұрын

@@Flibbermox I mean they did gamble with their lives and some lied so.

@tomasrocha6139

11 ай бұрын

There's no actual historical evidence they suffered or died to spread anything it's all Legendary.

@goldholder8131

10 ай бұрын

Lol what? This is zero argument. These guys are characters in a Jewish fairytale.

POV: You ask a non-christian what happened to the body of Christ The response:

Jesus is Alive. He died for our sins. He rose from the dead after 3 days. Jesus is Lord.

@Sungod77777

2 ай бұрын

Zeus is The King.

the "bribe the guards... with their lives!!" cracked me 😂😂😂😂

@Mymle

Жыл бұрын

Omgg yes 🤣

IF it was a hoax, do you really believe they would have continued sharing The Gospel? THAT was what God used to convince me it is all true. Christ died for my sins, and rose again on the 3rd day.

@frankday1234

Жыл бұрын

Don't be such a literal minded fact checker. Are you going Woke?

@johnhall7850

Жыл бұрын

It didn't go over your head. It left the atmosphere.

@kyleruiz7167

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention that Jesus revealed himself to more than just his disciples, accounting for more in depth historical records that people encountered Jesus after his death. People seem to completely pass the Bible as completely fictional and ignore doing research to see how the Bible works and that it does actually have a lot of historical records to show its accuracy, though of course the historical aspect of the Bible does have some issues but without a doubt has accuracies. If the Bible is completely fictional it would be quite a surprise to see that much of Europe and western Asia and Middle East were convinced to become largely Christian based for a while in early and even mid AD

@samszczepanski2281

Жыл бұрын

r/wooosh

@PROVOCATEURSK

Жыл бұрын

Stop worshipping a guy that created Adolf.

I'm laughing my ass off for someone who's raised as a Methodist Christian. "Peter you Rock!!" 😂🤣😂🤣

Thomas (literally, the prince of doubts): “Doubts?… I would never have any doubts!”

With these jokes, the Babylon Bee is killing it...and "resurrecting" it. 😂

@dicknock3711

Жыл бұрын

I'm so confused why everybody in this comment section is saying nonsense like "yeah, it can't be that Jesus' whole thing was fake, Christianity is definitely the true way!!" Your argument about trans people is honestly not good because trans people are mentally ill (gender dysphoria) and we shouldn't enable that but I agree that all religions are ridiculous. When you apply this kind of argument to Christianity, you have to apply it to all the other religions, like Islam. Why did everybody with Muhammed do what they did although they would get hated and stuff? Because this is the way how religion works, religion works on lies. Religion was never rational because it started as a cult and it is still a cult.

You left out the best part in that when they got to the tomb to do their plan it was empty.

@samuelschick8813

Жыл бұрын

There are empty tombs down in my local cemetery. Guess they all rose from the tomb also.

@richardgross3794

Жыл бұрын

Everyone had a plan. So did God.

@riccardocirielli

Жыл бұрын

​@@samuelschick8813 I am sure that all those "disappearing" body you "saw" had followers ready to die in the most horrible ways to spread their teachings

@samuelschick8813

Жыл бұрын

@@riccardocirielli, Just because something has followers does not make it true. Just because they died in horrible ways does not make nor prove their teachings true either.

@CaptainFritz28

Жыл бұрын

@@samuelschick8813 It does disprove the idea that the disciples made it up, though. Which is the point of the video.

3:40 "Have I got some good news for you" 😂😂

@rustleracing

29 күн бұрын

What did he mean by that

@kayodeogundele5293

28 күн бұрын

@@rustleracing That was John the beloved. He was actually banished to a deserted island where he wrote Revelations

preaching the gospel through humour and facts and common sense - amazing content! love it

looking back, it was the resurrection of Christ that got me out of universalism to Christianity. the very words said in this video were exactly what i thought of before. plus couple of things like: - why would you shame the name and honor of your teacher by lying insistently? - would Saul even be converted at all? - after dying by persecution, what would the disciples of Christ say when they face God Himself? and so many others that logically did not made sense if Christ remained dead. but He is not! thanks Bee!

@Wertbag99

Жыл бұрын

"why would you shame the name and honor of your teacher by lying insistently?" - Why would putting him on a pedestal, claiming he was supernatural and ascended to heaven be "shaming"? They would be elevating him from just another preacher to something special. "would Saul even be converted at all?" - We have next to no idea what happened with Paul. Maybe he made the claim to become the head of the church, maybe he truly believed a dream, or maybe the whole story is made up. "after dying by persecution, what would the disciples of Christ say when they face God Himself?" - They would say they did everything to make the message powerful and to convert as many people they could. If you are convinced you are saving souls from hell then a lie for eternal salvation is easy to justify. They would say they tried their best, and if you have a salvation by faith alone position, then any such lies would not stop you from reaching heaven.

@fedmartinez4077

Жыл бұрын

@@Wertbag99. either it happened or you plainly speculate. superimposing your speculations to an era where people behave on a set of accepted morality and culture is just unthinkable.

“No one’s gonna die for a lie.” Great job!😂

@omathitis8498

Жыл бұрын

​@@DuffyGabiyou are missing the point, bro. People get killed for lies others create. Some are willing to die for a lie disguised as truth. However, no one will be willing to lay down their own lives for something they know is a lie. If anyone actually does it, then they have serious mental illness.

@lightningmtaylor

Жыл бұрын

​@@DuffyGabi She didnt start jan 6th. Your argument would say the deciples started the lie and then died for it with zero motive or rewards. Which is illogical. You should read first century documents.

@jasonmunoz334

Жыл бұрын

​@@lightningmtaylor This is the evidences that Jesus and bible characters are the real deal and there is one and only God, Jesus. kzread.info/head/PL0xrHj0s3vCET1Px5xmcQDfb3uvyBUAXi

@rachybaby72

Жыл бұрын

Exactly, specifically a knowing lie.

@jasonmunoz334

Жыл бұрын

@@DuffyGabi ​ This is the evidences that Jesus and bible characters are the real deal and there is one and only God, Jesus. kzread.info/head/PL0xrHj0s3vCET1Px5xmcQDfb3uvyBUAXi

I'm willing to bet my entire house that the Babylon Bee will continue to come up with great content but can never surpass this. This is just next level brilliant!!!

“Crucified upside daaaawn, pierced by spears pokey pokey pokey, stoned and I don’t mean the devils lettuce” 4:09 🤣

This could possibly save more people than anything ever. It actually made me cry.

@humanresetproject

Жыл бұрын

AMEN 😂🙏🏼❤

@asahearts1

Жыл бұрын

Could save like 6 million people. Imagine!

@jasonharris2291

Жыл бұрын

I got saved a solid six or seven times by the three minute mark.

@carambafunciona

Жыл бұрын

@@jasonharris2291 lol great comment

@clouds-rb9xt

Жыл бұрын

@@asahearts1 huh

The Vine Meme reference at 1:22 was absolutely brilliant!

@ARPine-bt9uo

Жыл бұрын

Haha I missed that one! 😂

@cestmoi5687

Жыл бұрын

Wasn't it. They had me laughing out loud throughout.

@luzrab612

Жыл бұрын

Supahotfire

I love this video because it debunks the naysayers and agnostics explanations for the motivation ( money, wealth, power) of the disciples to carry the message after Christ's resurrection, with humor. Dead to the world, alive in Christ

One of the perpetrators of the Water Gate scandal actually became Christian due to this reasoning. Colson said, “I know the resurrection is a fact, and Watergate proved it to me. How? Watergate embroiled twelve of the most powerful men in the world and they couldn’t keep a lie for three weeks. You’re telling me that twelve apostles could keep a lie for forty years? Absolutely impossible.”

You hit every point I used in sermons when I was a preacher. Using humor to reach intellectually challenged youth (and liberals ) of our day is brilliant. Now if you could only put it in a video game format to reach the masses. No disrespect here just being real. Good job BB. Amen!!

@PROVOCATEURSK

Жыл бұрын

Why did you chose christianity from thousands of religions? Oh, you didn´t

@fivebrosstopmos

Жыл бұрын

​@@PROVOCATEURSK And did you choose athiesm? Most didn't.

@mikekasich836

Жыл бұрын

"intellectually challenge youth and liberals" Why did u write "liberals" twice?

@mikekasich836

Жыл бұрын

@@PROVOCATEURSK why did u choose atheism? Oh right u didnt

@packardexelence

Жыл бұрын

@@PROVOCATEURSK OK; MAYBE NOT THOUSANDS;---BUT I CHOSE FROM A DOZEN;---A COUPLE WITH NO JESUS IN THEM!!!!!!;---&-- I CHOSE NOT TO LEAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

I literally came home from a men's Bible study talking about the strongest evidence of the resurrection was the apostles actions after. No man would die in the way they did for a lie.

Supa Hot Fire: I'm not a rapper. Peter: I'm not a rocker.

This is wonderful. Happy Easter to all of the team members who work as Babylon Bee

The *“Oooooooohhhhhh”* part was so uncanny to the original! You guys are extremely dedicated to your art! 😍

@cvn6555

Жыл бұрын

That caught me by surprise and made me lol.

"We get murdered...what's the problem?"

@PROVOCATEURSK

Жыл бұрын

At least they aren´t heaven avoiders like 99,9% of christians.

Babylon Bee you should def make more stuff like this for us!! I would love some more accurate Christian humor! God has blessed y’all with godly humor (not all perfect cuz we’re sinners) and it actually strengthens my walk with Jesus to not let the absurdity of such worldly claims affect my spiritual well-being. Thank you!!

0:52 the dancing IM DYINGGG

@sigridkvanneidhommefoss

27 күн бұрын

Like the dancer-emoji 💃🏼

I love how Peter has a Russian accent. 😅😅😅😅

@jrex3575

Жыл бұрын

Peter The Not So Great!?

@richardliebes4874

Жыл бұрын

Jarett slipped a little. Still funny!

@matthiasmartin1975

Жыл бұрын

It's called St. Petersburg for a reason.

@Illoveblackmen

Жыл бұрын

​​​​@@matthiasmartin1975 Petersburg isn't authentically Russian. Petersburg is a German word since it ends with the suffix -burg, and at one point the city had to be renamed to Petrograd due to the anti-German sentiment during WWI.

@suzannehartmann946

Жыл бұрын

@@jrex3575 Nah Peter the ACTUALLY great!

The little things are what make this so amazing: Amazing classic meme reference at 1:26 "Peter, you Rock!" "Doubting" Thomas etc.

“And if Christ has not been raised, then our preaching is in vain and your faith is in vain. We are even found to be misrepresenting God, because we testified about God that he raised Christ, whom he did not raise if it is true that the dead are not raised. For if the dead are not raised, not even Christ has been raised. And if Christ has not been raised, your faith is futile and you are still in your sins.” ‭‭1 Corinthians‬ ‭15‬:‭14‬-‭17‬ ‭ESV‬‬

This is a true classic.. love the creativity in declaring truth through satire.. God Bless You all

You guys captured the OHHHHHHHHH gif perfectly, love it

Excellent video. As a Christian who loves Jesus Christ excellent video.

This was so brilliant! This makes those accusations sound so much more ridiculous than they already did! Praise Jesus for giving his life for us and resurrecting so that we may have eternal life with him!!

Watching on Holy Saturday makes it especially funny 😂 Praise the Lord and happy Easter everybody!

This should be played at every Easter service next weekend. Best Bee video ever. I seriously LOL’d a bunch.

@BonnieBlue2A

Жыл бұрын

Easter is not one ofYHVH’s Appointed Times. YHVH hates syncretism (read Jeremiah).

Even the part that they stole the body is just a roaring joke if you remember that these men ran and hid all through the Calvary events. Imagine them doing a commando raid at the tomb, overcoming the well armed Roman guards and getting away with the body of Christ. Wow! Such an operation would be worthy of a movie or two!!!

@jesus.wants.you.2607

Жыл бұрын

what?! how dare you speak like that?! do you realize what you just said?

@Araxen232

Жыл бұрын

@@jesus.wants.you.2607 what did he say?

@Greyz174

Жыл бұрын

Imagine thinking there were actual guards at the tomb in history

@peterbassey9668

Жыл бұрын

@@Greyz174 What’s your problem? The execution was done by the Romans who knew about the claim of His resurrection. The bible records that guards were placed at the tomb to specifically prevent the disciples stealing the body and claiming He rose again. Poor Roman Decurions, they must’ve been slaughtered for dereliction of duty when Jesus wasn’t found anymore in the grave.

@Greyz174

Жыл бұрын

@@peterbassey9668 the bible records that in the way you'd expect it to look of the author of the Gospel of Matthew read the empty tomb story in Mark and saw that there was a plot hole of the body maybe just being stolen, so he added guards at the tomb and had a story that tracks and handles all the potential doubts that someone would have feom reading Mark's open ended empty tomb account. Theres no trace of this is anything else in the bible that talks about the tomb, which would make sense if this was an invention. You have to change the order of events so the angel descending and paralyzing the guards and moving the stone happens before the women get there for it to line up with the other accounts. Mark's account of just some women finding a tomb left open empty was bad "apologetically" speaking so the 3 gospels later added their own embellishments to clear up doubts about the disciples or someone else stealing the body. Either the guards or the disciples not believing the women and checking themselves. If there were Roman guards this story is definitely fake theres no way the high priests could bribe Roman guards to hush up about this and they wouldnt run to the high priests asking what to do. But the story doesnt actually say theyre Roman, they could be temple guards. If there were guards thry woukd probably be temple guards

The Supa Hot Fire frame was really subtle and much appreciated.

Don’t forget how the Bible says that women saw Jesus Resurrect first during a time when the credibility of women’s testimony wasn’t respected as it should have been. If Jesus Christ didn’t resurrect then the Apostles were terrible liars.

We did a play in an Easter service in a similar manner. I loved it.

@bartsanders1553

Жыл бұрын

They even did the 😱 guy

Can this be a yearly thing? Like can y’all do the twin theory or the survived crucifixion theory next year? Seriously this is great.

@goldholder8131

10 ай бұрын

Yeah I want my Jewish psyop propaganda fix!

1:25 I see what you did there.

I was having an awful morning, watched this and laughed myself silly. THANK YOU!!!!

I'm so glad you guys turned this into a sketch. I've been teaching this argument for years, and you did a fantastic rendition! I will be sharing this.

@gunblade7610

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely I will be using this in my catechism classes 😂😂

@robotnoir5299

Жыл бұрын

Teaching this argument? Teaching this straw-man more like. No-one makes this argument! Isn't it more likely that Jesus faked dying since he was only on the cross for 6 hours, and thus it was really, easy for him to appear 3 days later and trick the disciples into thinking he rose again?

@WhyWasntIBornInTheMiddleAges

Жыл бұрын

@@robotnoir5299 Not a strawman at all, atheists make this argument all the time. Not to mention, oh my goodness what a ridiculous theory! I swear each of these skeptical theories is dumber than the last. Ok, lets assume that the Romans who were experts at crucifying somehow messed up and that He also somehow magically survived being stabbed in the side with a spear, which is what the Romans did to make sure someone was dead. So, youre telling me that literally after being crucified He survived in a stone cold tomb for 3 days, didnt bleed out or die of infection or any other way, He stood up on his legs which were pierced with a nail, rolled away the huge heavy stone in front of the tomb, walked away, and all of that after being crucified.... ARE YOU KIDDING ME? You could try writing a fantasy book, I think you would find some success in that area.

@jsongwriter1443

Жыл бұрын

​@@robotnoir5299 The Romans guards beat him severely before the crucixfition that he could not carry his cross alone and then pieced a spear in make sure he was dead, so much so that there was a gaping hole in his side. In John 20:27 - the risen Jesus tells Thomas to put his hand in his side and feel for himself! Thomas says "my Lord and My God" and would lie for what reason again?

@suzannehartmann946

Жыл бұрын

@@robotnoir5299 People have been making this argument for YEARS. I have been hearing it since I was a kid I am 66.

that lead actor playing Peter holds it down so well ! 💯 nice work you guys, hilarious !!!

@tonitomei6323

Жыл бұрын

Did you see him as satan?

@gunblade7610

Жыл бұрын

I love how he is the only one with an accent

@adonaisservant1592

Жыл бұрын

Bro is using a Russian accent 😂😂😂

@adonaisservant1592

Жыл бұрын

​@@tonitomei6323big time.

@Angel-cu5mf

Жыл бұрын

@@adonaisservant1592 it's so perfect 😂

Her: "He's probably cheating on me" Him:"We're all going to get brutally murdered"

I was reluctant to watch it at first, but my oh my, these guys hit a home run here! Praise be to God!

I thought the Bee might’ve been losing their comedic edge but this slay’s in ways no one else can.

@liubei3058

Жыл бұрын

Hey, not every joke can be a banger, but the ones that fall flat can be forgiven if they make a comeback.

@TheAnnoyingBoss

Жыл бұрын

No, SnL lost their comedic edge. These guys are all edge bruh all edge

1:23 as soon as they started cheering I was expecting someone to be holding their face in front of the camera 😂👍🏾

@peachykeen7634

Жыл бұрын

Great meme reference!!!

Bartholomew getting flayed alive: They are gonna be so pissed when they find out I'm lying!

The disciples were in a way crucified with Christ. Their deaths helped prove the gospel. There is no greater love that a man lay his life down for a friend.

The fact that they recreated the Supa Hot fire meme takes this parody to a whole new level 😂. Because it's what's encouraging them to want to do it anyway 😅. On top of that it puts into context how foolish the disciples really would have to be to go through that kind of plan 😅

@calvindevries

Жыл бұрын

I was looking for this

@rachybaby72

Жыл бұрын

@@calvindevries Me too.

Oh my this is brilliant!!!! The Sanhedrin who made the accusation of the hoax didn’t quite think this through like the Bee did!!! 😅 Looooved ‘have I got some good news for you!!” reference to John being exiled to island of Patmos!!!! 😂😂😂

As a Christian ....I've absolutely enjoyed watching this🤣🤣🤣these guys had absolutely no reason to lie.

@c.s.440

Жыл бұрын

Please show this satire based off the point it's making with the hoaxes the black communities are committing since they are your community. Maybe it will teach some sense into them in the form of truth and laughter. How's Jesse smollet, Carlee, the ratchet racist group on the LA bus, the woman who shot the white mother in mid day infront of her baby but lied and tried to claim a hoaxes to get away with it and all the other members within your circle of people doing after all their racist and abduction hoaxes? Because in reality, this is what should and would happen to them. And in reality, that one deciple who's constantly asking "why would you want to do that and what are they getting out of it?" Is exactly what we, as a population are thinking when you guys do it. Just saying. But this was hilarious to use something that actually happened and is in the Bible wound up being a hoax like you people do ALL..THE..TIME. I pray for your souls with what is being committed by you people everyday. You can call yourself a Christian when you can speak against the evil and horror your communities are committing every day. Silence on evil is being complicit. I'll include you in my prayers. As far as this video, it's spot on and hilarious 😂

This is the most incredible truth that someone cannot deny!! He is died and he is Risen!

@petraravn5421

Жыл бұрын

If the truth is incredible, how do you know it's true?

@Dust54321

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@@petraravn5421 the same apostles people who spent much of their lives following jesus see him perform miracles and see him risen They didn't just believe in Jesus they themselves saw and lived with jesus and that is why they never denied the truth even in the greatest torture because they knew the truth Jesus rose and proved to be God

@petraravn5421

Жыл бұрын

@@Dust54321 "they never denied the truth even in the greatest torture" How do you know this ever happened?

"We'll tell the whole world that he rose from the dead... and we get brutally murdered for our troubles!" 🎊

I've never laughed so hard at a video in my life! Jesus is my saviour.

@JesusIsLord105

Жыл бұрын

Same here!

@johnnyhernandez

Жыл бұрын

Been watching the Chosen then saw this Yes I laughed soooo Hard !! My Lord laid down his life for ME and his imperfect unbelieving not understanding disciples showed us that Jesus is the son of God and we are All carried by his matchless Grace!

@TheAnnoyingBoss

Жыл бұрын

Homie jesus totally rezurrected. The people who believe in unlimited genders dont believe it. Thats all the proof I need, son.

"Peter you rock". Almost had me in tears. 🤣

😂😂😂 john exiled to deserted island 😂😂😂 so classic john.... Peter you rock 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣