What other thoughts does Biden have floating around in that head of his?

@Medtszkowski

4 ай бұрын

I wonder who is president of the USA right now

@jackschaberg4970

4 ай бұрын

ZZZzzzZZZzzz

@RedWaveGraphics

4 ай бұрын

"She was 12 and I was 30"

@LaffOrDie1

4 ай бұрын

Other thoughts? He doesn't even have one. We love you guys. Thanks for the laughs.

@somerandomchannel2208

4 ай бұрын

How old is that kid? I bet he smells good

Dementia was controlling everything during the debate last night

@SophiaLovesJesus-1

Ай бұрын

Fr

@a1fastyellowkitten780

Ай бұрын

the other three went on vacation for they couldnt take it anymore

@EL1T3_Zach

Ай бұрын

And Trump lied about everything a failure for all sides

@kalmarfanatic04

Ай бұрын

Definitely 💀

@RenegadeInTheDarkOfficial

Ай бұрын

Fr bro, he literally said “there are a thousand TRILLIONAIRES in America” & he also said “ashduevush with heybdgahsh adjdjbshsys”

Biden's brain is like a web browser, 19 tabs are open, 17 are frozen and he has no idea where the music's coming from

@isabeljanes8230

4 ай бұрын

Thanks for this. I'm going to re-use it.

@itsnullcraft

4 ай бұрын

your school computer when theres a math test and you need to log in quickly. thats litterly Joe bidens brain.

@pacomatic9833

4 ай бұрын

You mean: Chrome. Many other browsers are much faster.

@honestlyme4247

4 ай бұрын

@@artemislautt7202and creepy Joe showers with his daughter - ewe

@HOTRODMONZA

4 ай бұрын

Yeah have no CLUE what you kids say today pfp CAP @SKULGRYN

We finally beat Medicare

@inconnu4961

Ай бұрын

But it put up one heck of a fight!

@Bryan_Jake

Ай бұрын

Beat it to death

@DV-mq5fv

Ай бұрын

Only Joe could have done it!

@NotxbossThexbot

Ай бұрын

Absolutely destroyed it

@beano9984

Ай бұрын

You did beat Medicare, you beat it to death!

"MY BUTTS BEEN WIPED!" got me dead from laughing ngl.

@stickyartshorts

4 ай бұрын

I read this as it said it on the video 😅😂😂😂

@Jordansklar0698

4 ай бұрын

Me too 😂😂😂 i just laughed i thought it was fake but he really said that man this guys needs a nursing home trump 2024

@QUICKBOOKS1

4 ай бұрын

They are BOTH in the same Age Group!

@Jordansklar0698

4 ай бұрын

@@QUICKBOOKS1 that means nothing trump clearly hasnt lost his damn mind peoples bodys fail them at different parts of life people die at 40 some people die at 110 i mean u cant just group people together

@DaNinja60

4 ай бұрын

I died. 😂

“I’m pretty sure Macron is a cookie” 🤣🤣🤣

@wazzup233

4 ай бұрын

Maybe he's talking about macaroons. 🤪

@SlickRickTPB

4 ай бұрын

that was the joke, don't hurt yourself@@wazzup233

@HubertofLiege

4 ай бұрын

His wife’s a dude!

@blshouse

4 ай бұрын

Well, he can't be wrong every time.

@DebH.

4 ай бұрын

​@wazzup233 kinda have to guess about everything he says so there's that!😂

It was actually sad to see the real Joe Biden. And on so many levels.

@mgratk

4 ай бұрын

Mostly because he is way too far gone mentally to repent.

@everready19373

4 ай бұрын

To hell with him. I have no sympathy for that traitor!

@mikegraves6070

4 ай бұрын

@@mgratkNo ice cream in hell.

@Heelmuut

4 ай бұрын

Imagine if an elderly person you're close to was put in the same situation. I'd feel terrible and would do whatever I can to get him out of it. The guy should be resting in a home or something.

@vidmasterK1

4 ай бұрын

Just really makes it more embarrassing for Trump. Remember Trump lost to this guy

Kamala's Rules For Life: Why use 10 words when 10,000 will do?

@ElGreco15

4 ай бұрын

Inflation hitting everyone

@sunnycharacter

2 ай бұрын

And as nasaly as possible.

@michaelblair5566

Ай бұрын

Someday someone will write a Bigraphy of Cackles. It will be titled: "Blow Your Way to the Top: The Kamala Harris Story"

@Dani._ella

Ай бұрын

Word salad queen

@deyliramirez382

Ай бұрын

@@michaelblair5566That’s exactly how we reached the word count in school, except Kamala went above & beyond and added 100 extra words, then thought she was great at it & decided to do it for the rest of her life

Seriously.... The Republican party can just buy the rights to this video and use it for campaign ads this Fall. This is perfect!

@weeblordgaming6062

3 ай бұрын

@@Nintenbloxhe should cuz he’s the only good option

@user-vq9sv6kp8h

3 ай бұрын

@@Nintenblox Anybody but Biden

@g.backwoods2216

3 ай бұрын

Biden was never elected by the people he was installed and the American people just took it now our republic is destroyed it’s going to take generations to hunt down and deport all the illegals. The elections are all rigged at this point

@MapBotTheElsagateKiller

2 ай бұрын

​@@user-vq9sv6kp8hAlright, time to vote for either a giant douch or a turd sandwich

@Yout-hw1ko

2 ай бұрын

​@@Nintenbloxfinishing wars isnt good enough for you. He should have start more then Obamna or what?

Sadness and Disgust are no longer available to report to work.

@dougearnest7590

4 ай бұрын

I understand they died after getting vaccinated. I guess they didn't get it quickly enough.

@_Diana_S

4 ай бұрын

Sadness turned into Panic, i think, judging by colors. Disgust had to make space for Dementia.

@mightywizard7475

4 ай бұрын

No panic is fear!

@Beleidigen-ist-Pflicht

4 ай бұрын

A president wiþ a habit of sniffing had his disgust þrown out of þe window a long time ago

@tisjustangie

4 ай бұрын

No sadness and disgust for a bumbling pedo 😒

Kamala sounds like a highschooler trying to turn the word "time" into 40 words to reach the minimum word count on an essay.

@TheCatnipCinema

4 ай бұрын

Omfg 😂

@rswgj

4 ай бұрын

So true tho

@theshapeexists

4 ай бұрын

When she inevitably can't hit the minimum, she just puts in a Venn Diagram.

@ValidT

4 ай бұрын

If anything thats probably the most relatable a politician has ever been. i know for sure we all still would, aint no way i'd be able to babble on every other day for hours.

@Coralynnnnnnn

3 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly

“Dementia, hey buddy, how’d you get in here? Again?” Dementia: I don’t know.

@TheGenericPerson

2 ай бұрын

@@PurpleWeirdo9999 they're just saying a part of the video that was funny to them, chill out jeez

@Constable_Bob

2 ай бұрын

It’s alright, no worries guys- I just thought that line was kind of funny (Ok, maybe hilarious) and wanted to share it with people.

@PurpleWeirdo9999

2 ай бұрын

@@Constable_Bob sorry

Sadly, this is reality not a parody.

@WhoaBo

2 ай бұрын

LoL imagine if we said this exact same comment on literally every Babylon Bee video that got uploaded. I've never heard anyone say a comment like yours.

@JeremyWinston-fo5fz

Ай бұрын

​​@@WhoaBoso, just to be clear, what you're trying to say is: "you don't have the right to have an opinion or say something someone else said too, your comments must be original and entertaining for me!"

@MashedPOTATO11194

16 күн бұрын

@@JeremyWinston-fo5fzThe only excuse y’all have is “opinion “ huh.

@JeremyWinston-fo5fz

15 күн бұрын

@@MashedPOTATO11194 i don't know what kind of group your sad imagination decided to put me in, but let me enlighten you with some facts, since you love those: people say what they think on the internet. Crazy right? If two different people says similar things under two different videos that just means they think the same things about a specific subject. Users are not clowns for your or anyone's entertainment, they don't have to come up with unique comments just to justify your warped views of what internet is supposed to be like. Also, your comment is not original. Follow that logic, write something funnier or more interesting 🤡 If you are trying to somehow make this a political thing instead, i don't care about Sleepy Joe or Orange Man, i'm not even american.

@MashedPOTATO11194

15 күн бұрын

@@JeremyWinston-fo5fz k

This is the G rated version of what goes on in his head.

@Itsdasummer32

4 ай бұрын

True the R-rated version would have p*dophilia(bc he sniffs kids)

@DivineEternalOne

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, he'd probably have a station dedicated to little girls if we're being real...

@carolpagnon3964

4 ай бұрын

Too right!

@theultimatetrashman887

4 ай бұрын

@@DivineEternalOne Bro does joe biden look catholic to you?? He wouldn't want little girls he would just want a sniffing station.

@Haerinmato

4 ай бұрын

@@DivineEternalOneFr

Would be funnier if it wasn’t true.

@shealdedmon7027

4 ай бұрын

This wouldn't be a thing if it wasn't true!

@Video81501

4 ай бұрын

Nope, hysterical because it's true!

@cheryaljones9467

4 ай бұрын

Still hilarious 😊

@furonbrainiac6634

4 ай бұрын

Yep, this is the type of joke where you start with an hysterical laughter and then it slowly becomes a nervous laughter has the realization downs on you: "Oh my God, this real!"

@ryanward8039

4 ай бұрын

"Ahgjfuthnksnlksjdf" ~ Biden

"dementia!! How'd you get in here buddy?". " i.... I don't know...." Got me rolling 😭😭

…. The fact that this video predicted this is insane

@echidnanation8239

11 күн бұрын

Predicted? It was already obvious from the get go. 😭

I'm still waiting for the mainstream media explanation for the famous "my buts been wiped!" quote.

@dougearnest7590

4 ай бұрын

They're still trying to decide if he was being ironic, or if he never said it. If they don't decide soon, the fact checkers are going to have to make something up.

@Eidako

4 ай бұрын

"Posts misconstrue Biden’s response to reporter at press pool ... A slowed down version of the footage, however, shows Biden saying different words in response to a reporter’s question. ... Biden then appears to respond: 'What must be what?' or 'But what’s been what?' ... While his complete phrase is not entirely clear, Reuters was able to confirm that Biden did not say the words that have been attributed to him on social media posts ... White House representatives told Reuters Biden was reiterating his administration's stance that they would like to see a pathway to citizenship happen legislatively." TL;DR "we don't know what he said, but he definitely didn't say that thing"

@jeremykraenzlein5975

4 ай бұрын

If pressed, they will probably make something up and say that he said that instead, like the classic NBC reporter who said that the crowd was chanting "Let's go Brandon!" when they were clearly chanting something else.

@MissouriPA

4 ай бұрын

The person I feel sad for is whoever is responsible for wiping his butt. Even if they are a terrible person, nobody deserves that.

@jeremykraenzlein5975

4 ай бұрын

@@MissouriPA I don't want to speculate about Biden, but in general there are people in hospitals and nursing homes who have that job. When someone is unable to do that for themselves, for any reason, someone else has to do it for them. This rule also applies to infants who need someone else to change their dirty diapers.

Lmfaoooo Kamala head is empty 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@StephenSLG

4 ай бұрын

Did you notice the bus in the background? 😅

@jordanarnt4425

4 ай бұрын

That's not true! There was a YeLlOw ScHoOlBuS and a Venn Diagram! I just LOVE Venn Diagrams! With the two circles! Or sometimes more!!

@StephenSLG

4 ай бұрын

@@jordanarnt4425 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@NyGeL_Derey

4 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure there's a mouse in there somewhere

@hacoberthejacober3345

4 ай бұрын

They should do a full length one for Kamala

The Babylon Bee's skits remind me of the good old days of SNL, back when it was funny.

@SNEAKERCREWCLUB

Ай бұрын

Snl can still be funny?

@japaneseanimefreak93

Ай бұрын

​@@SNEAKERCREWCLUBdepends on the person really, I mean there's nearly 50 seasons of SNL

I didn't know the Bee was doing documentaries now. Good job.

Not a parody; a documentary.

@cheryaljones9467

4 ай бұрын

Exactly 😊

@zillionclick

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@artemislautt7202

4 ай бұрын

that was just a parody kind of like your life

@realcopoolman

4 ай бұрын

​@@artemislautt7202 dude what

@taityttyttyouiuhituydg4492

4 ай бұрын

@@artemislautt7202 why are you Simping for Biden?

Kamala never says anything but uses a lot of words 😂🤣

@macronaugibetdemontfaucon

4 ай бұрын

They all do. Here in France, Macron, this little piece of shit and member of the deep western states*, plays the same game. One french humorist said once about politicians : it is people whom when they have finished to answer to you, you can't remember the question you asked. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 *I say this because for me, there is no american deep state. It's a trap. The deep state is corrupting and slowly killing the whole western World and it's the same demons tourmenting you, that are tourmenting us. No these demons are not muslim...no they're not christian either...no, missed, they're not buddhist...no they're not animist...no they're not shintoist... Hint :👃

@Moosems-pk8vc

4 ай бұрын

It’s almost like kids writing a test and needing to get a word count

@semineil

4 ай бұрын

Her oral expertise lies in another area.

@TheNewsInASL

4 ай бұрын

sz4963 But, the passage of time is very significant to the passage of the passage of time, which makes the passage of time very significant to the passage of time.

@Cholin3947

4 ай бұрын

​@@Moosems-pk8vc it's like she is reading a middle school essay where the student is trying to pad a 250 word essay to 1000 while trying to use "grown up words".

When fear purple said, "Who else is there!?" And they all paused, I really thought they were going to hand it over to Dementia 😂

The part with "My butts been wiped" was hilarious. Couldn't stop laughing

This wasn't a parody 😢

@sergeant_cheese

4 ай бұрын

yes it was

@clonetrooper2003

4 ай бұрын

@@sergeant_cheese But an accurate one

@ssisnake

4 ай бұрын

@@sergeant_cheese It's definitely not lmao

@michaelvandeginste3497

4 ай бұрын

and that's the *real* punchline!

@KayRay424

4 ай бұрын

Documentary.

Kamala really has a gift, a talent, a talent that is a gift, that is something that is a blessing, or a talent, or a gift.

@rolandsmith4394

4 ай бұрын

She understands the excitement of a school bus😂🤣🤣🤣

@richardhockey8442

4 ай бұрын

a firm grasp of Kamalanese demonstrated here

@shattered115

4 ай бұрын

@@richardhockey8442I'm so good, that even I don't know what I said. LOL

@joshsimonton769

4 ай бұрын

Nailed it.

@joanwirth9229

4 ай бұрын

😂

That school bus reference floating in Kamala’s empty headspace was hilarious! 😂 👏

My God, Kama-la-la is such an intelligent public speaker! I have never seen time explained so well by example. I understand it all now! 🤣🤣🤣

Ironically, this is the best description of Biden I have ever seen.

@EEEEEEEE

4 ай бұрын

E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

I can’t imagine what goes through mind of Biden, but from what I’ve seen so far I wouldn’t let children anywhere near him or allow him to make any decisions at all.

@Millieimpc

4 ай бұрын

Yes

@sapinva

4 ай бұрын

What goes through his mind? Go outside on a moonless night and close your eyes. What do you see?

@michaelweston7742

4 ай бұрын

I don't imagine very much goes through his mind.

@Millieimpc

4 ай бұрын

@@michaelweston7742 only sniffing hair

@Thor4Mayor

4 ай бұрын

Everyone agrees to this, yet somehow he became our president… sounds fishy to me…

As an european i have to ask:"America, are you OK? Need some help, buddy?"

@inconnu4961

Ай бұрын

Yes please! Send us your best wine and some dynamite! Thank you, Merci, Gracias, danke

@peterdarr383

Ай бұрын

You know he's got the "Nuclear Briefcase" next to him at al times . . . . .

@thatguywhowritescommentary7399

Ай бұрын

Please.

@luna_reaal

Ай бұрын

save us please 😭😭

@Miss__Cowgirly

Ай бұрын

Some help would be appreciated 🙏

At least dementia remembers his lines for the cigar ad

Sad thing is, some people believe he is doing a great job……🤦🏻‍♂️

@skelemid5294

4 ай бұрын

Nah, the people believes him are trolling him to make him deep into the darkest pit of stupidity.

@michaelb.8953

2 ай бұрын

@@TheFallOfVortex Did the one stupid Biden supporter just raise it's hand in the ocean of Trump supporters?

@Zeiltaid

2 ай бұрын

​@@TheFallOfVortex great joke

@ziruiwang4806

2 ай бұрын

What job? There is no job.

@manlysoutherner3696

2 ай бұрын

@@TheFallOfVortexGTFO OF THIS COMMENT SECTION!!!!

2:46 🤣😂🤣 "What the bleep is going on?!?" YES!!!! The pure Christian humor of my childhood is beautiful!

the babylon bee is the next simpsons

How is this a parody 😂

@obadijahparks

4 ай бұрын

Life is a comedy.

@udrinkit

4 ай бұрын

Don't know.

@musicteacher5757

4 ай бұрын

🏆

@NinjaFlibble

4 ай бұрын

Babylon Bee hasn't been parody for awhile

@BUZZKILLJRJR

4 ай бұрын

That's the gag and the joke the parody is actually the truth😂

"Seize the moment in time because if we don't we cannot seize it unless the moment is not a moment."

@hayfieldhermit9657

4 ай бұрын

Yes!!! You get it! Now go run for president!

@DarthZ01

4 ай бұрын

what about the significance of the passage of this moment in time?

@richardhockey8442

4 ай бұрын

signal to noise ratio: vanishingly small

@joedirt3563

4 ай бұрын

Kamala Harris sounded drunk repeating herself.

@brideready1436

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

We need a part 2 after last night…

All of them and his wife doing this to him have no soul or heart,truly, they should all be ashamed of themselves 😢

@DaChickin-ic7mp

Ай бұрын

????

Something tells me these aren't the real puppet masters of this puppet.

@michaelweston7742

4 ай бұрын

Oh, no, the real ones are much worse.

@JacobPaul-ix7oc

4 ай бұрын

@@michaelweston7742 ---Did you know that Capitol Hill was originally called "New Rome", owned by a man named Francis Pope? And like Rome, Washington, D.C. sits on seven hills. The United States, like the Roman Empire, has the eagle as its symbol. The Roman Catholic Church owns more US property than any other entity. Along with Jews, Roman Catholics dominate the US Supreme Court. Which religion does Sleepy Joe belong to, again? kzread.info/dash/bejne/jHdopKukgtvVhtY.html All US Presidents Related to this One King? | SELECTED or ELECTED? | reallygraceful In a post-American revolution society, it would seem like the divine rights of kings would be a distant memory, but is the reality really so? Do certain bloodlines still hold power within our current government system? And if all US presidents are somehow united in blood, does that mean our leaders are really elected by the people? Or does that mean they’re selected by few? All of the US’s “elected” Presidents have been related to King John of England, descendant of Charlemagne. Only Gerald Ford, who was not “elected” into the Presidency, was not related to King John and Charlemagne. Charlemagne was crowned “Holy Roman Emperor” by Pope Leo III. Queen Elizabeth in the UK was (and King Charles is) also descended from Charlemagne. Notably, Napoleon Bonaparte and Emperor Wilhelm I (Second Reich) were also descended from Charlemagne. Revelation 17 1 And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters: 2 With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication. 3 So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns. 4 And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication: 5 And upon her forehead was a name written, Mystery, Babylon The Great, The Mother Of Harlots And Abominations Of The Earth. 6 And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration. ---You will understand this part better when DJT returns to the White House and kills Christians who do not deny the deity of Christ as dictated by the Roman Catholic Church and the Jewish Talmud Seven Laws of Noah. (Made US Public Law in 1991) 7 And the angel said unto me, Wherefore didst thou marvel? I will tell thee the mystery of the woman, and of the beast that carrieth her, which hath the seven heads and ten horns. 8 The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition: and they that dwell on the earth shall wonder, whose names were not written in the book of life from the foundation of the world, when they behold the beast that was, and is not, and yet is. 9 And here is the mind which hath wisdom. The seven heads are seven mountains, on which the woman sitteth. --Rome sits on seven hills. 10 And there are seven kings: five are fallen, and one is, and the other is not yet come; and when he cometh, he must continue a short space. 11 And the beast that was, and is not, even he is the eighth, and is of the seven, and goeth into perdition. 12 And the ten horns which thou sawest are ten kings, which have received no kingdom as yet; but receive power as kings one hour with the beast. ---The ten "kings" are symbolic. They are the ten tribes of Israel which did not have a king come from them to rule over the people of Israel. They are: Asher, Dan, Gad, Issachar, Levi, Manasseh, Nephtali, Reuben, Simeon and Zebulun. (Benjamin, Ephraim and Judah had kings. Joseph was replaced by his sons Ephraim and Manasseh when numbering the tribes.) 13 These have one mind, and shall give their power and strength unto the beast. ---The ten tribes will give their wealth and power to the Antichrist and his beast empire. 14 These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings: and they that are with him are called, and chosen, and faithful. 15 And he saith unto me, The waters which thou sawest, where the whore sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues. 16 And the ten horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the whore, and shall make her desolate and naked, and shall eat her flesh, and burn her with fire. 17 For God hath put in their hearts to fulfil his will, and to agree, and give their kingdom unto the beast, until the words of God shall be fulfilled. 18 And the woman which thou sawest is that great city, which reigneth over the kings of the earth. ---The city spoken of here is Rome. The Roman Catholic Church is the whore who sits on the old Roman beast empire. The Catholic Church will try using the Jewish "Seven Laws of Noah" as a means of controlling the world, which will anger the Jewish people because they believe they should control the world, not Gentiles. They will turn against the Roman Catholic Church, give their power and wealth over to Russia in exchange for them destroying the empire of the Roman Catholic Church which includes the United States and United Kingdom. Biden is controlled opposition, a useful idiot whose purpose is to make people hate Liberalism and ready to accept religious Conservative fascism as the solution to the growing Marxist/"Progressive" Liberalism problem. This in turn creates a fascist problem to once again be squashed by Russia.

@AssassinIronMan

4 ай бұрын

There’s gotta be controllers behind Biden and Trump. There’s no way they’re smart enough to be presidents!

Make it stop make It stop

@GogakuOtaku

4 ай бұрын

Stop it by voting for someone else this fall! 🇺🇸

@Necrius

4 ай бұрын

@@GogakuOtaku if Sleepy Joe doesn't organise you an early release of Fallout 5.

@joedirt3563

4 ай бұрын

​@@NecriusOne things for sure whenever that game gets released it won't have as many bug in it's programming as what's insides of Joe's head...

@MelodyHayes

4 ай бұрын

@@GogakuOtaku I swear if he gets to be president again I’m leaving America. I get everyone hates Trump but how is Biden any better, I don’t think he has the mental capacity to even be president. I’d choose anyone over him at this point. 😭

@QUICKBOOKS1

4 ай бұрын

I did. I shut it off. Nothing worse than Forced Humour!

Kamala reminds me Joey Tribianni from Friends 😂 “It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive.”

@mathiasmiller1991

Ай бұрын

This is awesome 😂😂

@julieklas184

Ай бұрын

What?!?

This video is extremely high quality. It is good enough as a premise and then the implementation is better than anything I could of imagined.

That's hilarious!!!! whoever plays the old man "Dementia" is a brilliant Actor!

@artemislautt7202

4 ай бұрын

Oh kathrine dam how did you escape the psych ward again. your Alzheimers is really showing making fun of an amazing president why you look like a druguie is just funny. NOW GO TAKE YOUR MEDS before I contact you kids and yes I will find out who your kids and tell them your meds are not working and maybe a straight jacket may be fitting

This was a Bloodbath

@scot60

4 ай бұрын

I see what you did there 😂

@GuyKev

4 ай бұрын

ge omegry dash??/

@therobloxian_official

4 ай бұрын

И?

@fFalseGD

4 ай бұрын

iS tHaT a GeoMeTRY dASh reFerENCe?,!

@makszab285

4 ай бұрын

Geometry Dash 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧 🟧 🔵 🟧 🟧 🟧 🟧 🔵🟧 🟧 🔴 🟧 🟧🟧🟧🟧⬛⬛🟧 🟧🟧🟧🟧 🟧🟧🟧🟧 🟧🟧🟧

Now do Trump.

@SRose-vp6ew

Ай бұрын

Trump is just saying the truth we’re all thinking.

@enriquevalencia678

Ай бұрын

LOL It would just be 3 Reds, 2 Greens and 1 Yellow running the show in there 😂 🇺🇸 🇲🇽 💪😎.

this aged well

My butt's been wiped!

@EEEEEEEE

4 ай бұрын

E‎ ‎ ‎

@EandZ-rq6ky

4 ай бұрын

Good for you!

@websdaspider8811

4 ай бұрын

NOOO

@artemislautt7202

4 ай бұрын

you also don't wipe ewwwwwww🤢🤮

Waiting for Disgust to show up only to be surprised instead by Dementia 💀

Determined to be too mentally incompetent to stand trial but also determined to be mentally competent enough to be the chief executive of the worlds most powerful nation.

How did they predict the future so accurately? Lol

Thank you Bee, you have summarized Biden’s mental health in such a way that anyone and everyone can understand. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

Wait, he has a head?

@Sam-ut5tq

4 ай бұрын

Head? yes, brain? different story

@cmac-1425

4 ай бұрын

With a "control" room?

@ReformedBelieverSince96

4 ай бұрын

@@cmac-1425 Ya, but all the buttons have been switched and the wires crossed.

@theophrastus3.056

4 ай бұрын

It’s kind of hard to see, as it’s usually way up his azz.

@boodledemic6430

4 ай бұрын

@@theophrastus3.056beat me to it 😂

This isn’t a parody, this is his average day when he is less demented

I'm pretty sure Macron in a Cookie was to spot on!

So Biden can’t talk and Kamala doesn’t know what she is talking about. Our country is doomed..

@WolfWriterL.P

Ай бұрын

Theres always trump....

@Happs99

Ай бұрын

as long as theres democrats yeah

@wisam111

Ай бұрын

No just hand it over to the Republican Party who actually have a brain.

@ieverhart

Ай бұрын

@@wisam111 I'd rather hand it over to someone like RFK Jr

@hybbfr727

Ай бұрын

@@WolfWriterL.P trump is a pathological liar

Earlier in his political career before he became chancellor of Prussia, Otto Von Bismarck wrote to his wife “I am making rapid progress in the art of using many words to say nothing at all”.

I would have liked it if there wasn’t an ad for tobacco products at the end

Damn, these Inside Out 2 trailers are lookin mighty fine these days 💀👍

How can you tell a Democrat is being honest? They're not speaking.

@Highly-censored

4 ай бұрын

No, I still don't trust them.

@davidkachel

4 ай бұрын

Incorrect. When they are not speaking, they are grinding gears thinking up their next absurd lie!

@strixt

4 ай бұрын

I don't know, Biden sounded pretty sure his butt's been wiped.

@larrythayer1452

4 ай бұрын

But when they're not speaking is when they fabricate their lies.

@davidkachel

4 ай бұрын

@@strixt He was lying!

The venn diagram and school bus. 😅😅😅

Dear Trump Haters: This is what you voted for because you don’t like Trump. This. This is what you voted for. This is what you thought was a better alternative. Let that sink in.

@kittiq

Ай бұрын

They really had a choice between "Make America great" or "Let America be ran by an insane baby with dementia" 🤦‍♀

@AwakenedCherokee6157

Ай бұрын

Fr, those idiots

@TheSTLguy357

Ай бұрын

I’m a Trump hater: I am a Biden hater: shit

@EL1T3_Zach

Ай бұрын

Dear Trump meat riders: This is what YOU get for having the ONLY ALTERNATIVE to Biden be a narcissistic asshole that wants to start a dictatorship

@inconnu4961

Ай бұрын

@@TheSTLguy357 So you are just an all around eejit then? C'mon man, why cant we oppose things without being a 'hater' of them? I dont HATE Joe Biden, I just dont think he should be president. We fling the word 'hate' around far too easily these days.

Everyone ratting at biden: The in-depth speech he gave at the nato thingy and answered the hardest questions: 🗿

"who's brain is this?" It belonged to someone named Abby. Abby who? Abby normal.

@Negev-Israel

3 ай бұрын

Obama is in the brain of Biden.

@jean-charlesweyland129

Ай бұрын

The daughter of Abe Normal ?

«Im pretty sure Macron's a cookie» That was epic 😂😂😂

3:20 "trying to meet the word limit on your essay" moment

This one aged like fine wine 🍷.

Very imaginative skit. Combining "Inside Out" with Biden was very creative.

@DaChickin-ic7mp

Ай бұрын

AI ah comment

Back in the 80's, there was a show at Epcot in DisneyWorld Florida that was being in the brain of a kid and how the brain processed what he was seeing and living. This completely reminds me of that LOL.

@shannonhawkins3296

4 ай бұрын

Except much sadder 😢

@_Diana_S

4 ай бұрын

it is a cartoon "Inside Out", very good one, watch it.

@cre8iveone699

4 ай бұрын

They removed that exhibit because it was wholesome cute funny and it wasn't Woke at all.

@kuluke2002

4 ай бұрын

Cranium Command

@JacobPaul-ix7oc

4 ай бұрын

@@_Diana_S And that's just a rip off of the 90s TV show "Herman's Head"

Why’d he get sponsored by cigars?

Wjy was there suddenly a cigar commercial at the end!?!?

@solascriptura2640

4 ай бұрын

Had me stumped as well. Not a very good Christian example. Of course we can't judge the heart, but the Bible says we can judge the fruit. Sadly that fruit isn't looking very good. They might be funny, but the Bee has lost my respect :(

@lukebryan1848

4 ай бұрын

@@solascriptura2640Not a great Christian example to make jokes at the only Christian who is running for president this year. But yeah, they have a point.

@satishramteke7955

4 ай бұрын

​@@solascriptura2640 christians are not good examples all together...

@inconnu4961

Ай бұрын

@@lukebryan1848 Who is that? Biden is NOT a Christian, if you are judging by the fruit! he is an EVIL man.

@MichaelBadger-vp2my

Ай бұрын

You calling Biden Christian??​@@lukebryan1848

Everybody in the house say “Hey!”

@darlenemckay265

4 ай бұрын

Hey😂

@joedirt3563

4 ай бұрын

Hay is for horses but don't other animals eat it to so this saying never made sense to me.

@QUICKBOOKS1

4 ай бұрын

@@joedirt3563 So is Ivermectin. It is a Horse Dewormer/Laxative!

Those Kamala speeches. .... her inside could just be 2 mirrors facing each other. 🤣

@marydidyouknow5826

4 ай бұрын

They've gotta do something with that.

@Guy_Sandler

13 күн бұрын

but what has been unburdened by what has been?

Theres nothing in ANY politicans brain.

I was expecting Newsom to take over...

Dumb and Dumber!

@jessejames8900

4 ай бұрын

Dumber and dumber-er

@artemislautt7202

4 ай бұрын

that is trump and pence

@inconnu4961

Ай бұрын

@@artemislautt7202 That is you and your shadow!

as a french, our president is Macaron and Macron is a cookie, trust me bro

@inconnu4961

Ай бұрын

I thought Marine Le Pen was your President? Merde!

This is so much better and 20 times funnier than the actual movie.

How am I the only one eagerly awaiting this????

@buckhorncortez

4 ай бұрын

Yes...

Kamala moment was priceless

Whatever your political affiliation is, I think we can all agree that laughing at Joe Biden is hilarious.

@EL1T3_Zach

Ай бұрын

real

We definitely need an Inside Out 2 parody after the presidential debate 😅

I'm surprised their control room looks neat and not covered in scratch and sniffs!😂

I wish I could give this more than one like!! 😂 Of course, if I was a democrat, I could as many times as I want and even my dead uncle Buddy could. . .

Secret service memo : under no circumstances is he allowed to have gum , he has enough trouble walking already

Bro I could not be president. I'm so bad at choosing right words in public. Like doing a speech or preach? Hell's nah😅💀

@isheworthy

4 ай бұрын

It's okay... biden is too and he's president!

@ALX65

4 ай бұрын

@@isheworthy yeah true lol. He’s just getting old and has a little stutter issue that’s all

"...we're not even capable enough to stand trial for handling classified documents" Beautiful. Just beautiful.

This was nothing short of perfection. Kamala’s inner space was just 🤌🏻.

Lol this being recommended to me after the debate

@stellamillerr

Ай бұрын

same 😭

Babylon Bee you nailed it! This is among my hands down favorite Bee parodies! Laughing till I'm crying and then some. Sharing and sharing this. So glad I am a supporter of you now. Keep up the great work. 💪👍🎉❤❤

I should never drink Coca-Cola or any beverage as far as that's concerned, unless, I want a good nasal passage cleansing👃 🤣😂

@marydidyouknow5826

4 ай бұрын

I just got a strange feeling of bubbly burning in my nostrils. Wonder why?

Nobody spins a word salad quite like The Cackler! :D

My butts been wiped got me.

Just got back from the grocery store, June 2024. FJB. Big FJB.

My pet black widow has more brain power than Brandon.

@kerrybarneyiii1202

4 ай бұрын

A pet window? And a black window at that? How does a window work if it’s black? So many questions…

@musicteacher5757

4 ай бұрын

🤣 Predictive text is 🤬 LOL, I have pet spiders who are black, but not black widows. Wild spiders, probably 5th generation or more. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

@arcshadowstorm

4 ай бұрын

I have a black widow that lives in my bathroom. I've adopted him (it's a male) and named him George. He comes out in the evenings and sleeps in the mornings

@RealMTBAddict

4 ай бұрын

@@musicteacher5757 I felt sorry for him out in the snow, he was all huddled up underneath a cone on my porch. Waiting until it warms up then putting him back out with more insulation 😁

@bantam-tx9im

4 ай бұрын

My morning dump has more brain cells than Biden.

There's some movement ... but it's all in his diapers.

@Shadow_Banned_Conservative

4 ай бұрын

"My butt's been wiped!" That needs to find its way into some Trump campaign ads!

empathy has just taken over for me tbh. someone let that old man retire already before he literally dies because I SWEAR every time he pauses Im scared it's THE pause

I was hoping they were going to show kennedy but when they showed faces of horror, I was like “ oh no….there’s another one?”

Best. Sketch. Ever.

@johnbuck5181

4 ай бұрын

Gold

@artemislautt7202

4 ай бұрын

you mean the joke of a kid you have

@johnbuck5181

4 ай бұрын

@@artemislautt7202 you mean the joke of a president you have?

@enigma1863

4 ай бұрын

You must have low standards