Schulz out here putting the laughter in manslaughter.

@mplasma1430

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@VipersNest

4 жыл бұрын

Nice one

@andyhype2546

4 жыл бұрын

damn, clever and dark. You should get a PhD for that one chief.

@ahnrho

4 жыл бұрын

Damn.

@alphamoonman

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shit

‘I murdered a comedian making fun of me’ would be a perfect answer.

@disorderedenthropy

3 жыл бұрын

You think that egotistical prick has that kind of sense of humor?

@Chaz_NFQ

3 жыл бұрын

These r the best two comments in the whole ass video 😂 @vin C & @sh0lie

@sarthakparikh5988

3 жыл бұрын

Or he could've made said : "Yo Mama"

@sgtcaco

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect comment.

@meanmachine2003

3 жыл бұрын

hmm joker vibes

"8 years in prison will teach you that." "Sir, this is a Wendy's"

@MarksTournaments

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@quilalifestyle

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ahmedkeremsayar

Жыл бұрын

first time i laughed so much to a comment kudos mate

@FAZEEL-ey2en

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@toronto416.

Жыл бұрын

Didn't get the joke

This dude goes to jail for murder then when he gets out, his girl has the balls to tear his house up? Man...

@SuckMyRidges

Жыл бұрын

That’s woman bro

@colbybarton8182

Жыл бұрын

Amen. Women are just on another level these days

@Testibus00

Жыл бұрын

She was blurred out but you could see she was kinda hot. If you're hot enough, you're definitely capable of crazy shit.

@thelaurens1996

Жыл бұрын

Two years later though

@eric-jr2nf

Жыл бұрын

VVomen are attracted to violent men

The mood in the room is like when you have a really chill teacher and the class finished early so y'all just hanging out telling stories

@mrqh406

3 жыл бұрын

Yeppers , that feel😁

@blondeshoooter

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, good times😔

@cold_thoughts

3 жыл бұрын

Lovee thatt

@teonyi

3 жыл бұрын

My math teacher used to do that with us

@crystalmasters8582

3 жыл бұрын

Very true

"Where you from bro?" "8 years in prison will teach you that"

@Libtard

3 жыл бұрын

Who learns to be a mechanic in prison?

@rawbhd4477

3 жыл бұрын

@Multiple People maybe two people happened to make the same joke. There’s some food for thought dumbass

@cheers9503

3 жыл бұрын

@@Libtard I heard they do that as a job

@cheers9503

3 жыл бұрын

@Multiple People my man he copied that joke doesn't mean he's trying to get likes, he's spreading the joy

@StinkkyJ

3 жыл бұрын

@Multiple People you sir just got ratio’d

I love how he always makes himself laugh. It's almost as if he's doing a comedy show for himself and the audience is just along for the ride.

@halalmeatz5644

Жыл бұрын

That’s how funny people are. The comedy is for them. We just along for the ride.

@DM-wj8br

10 ай бұрын

Those are always my favorite moments...when a comedian genuinely makes himself crack up.

Normally I can't stand comedians that laugh at their own jokes but there's something about Schulz that makes me ignore that. He's really good.

@bouncybooty3252

2 жыл бұрын

It's so fucking annoying

@Kumorini

2 жыл бұрын

@@bouncybooty3252 😐

@nickmccain9249

2 жыл бұрын

It’s because most comics write their jokes beforehand so they are just laughing at a joke they wrote and told tons of times already so it’s not authentic. Andrew is really laughing because the jokes are on the spot

@itsme.D

Жыл бұрын

He's unbearable. Goofy, awkward, and way too contrived

@BoDiddlee

3 ай бұрын

​@@itsme.Dthis is older stuff though.. He's really found his style, is so much more comfortable on stage these days. And he is KILLING IT right now..

What a weird dude. His head is all white and blurry.

@sigmanewsyt

4 жыл бұрын

Not on the og upload and now it's blurred

@edgarsantanabaez

4 жыл бұрын

Niiels r/WOOOSHH

@sigmanewsyt

4 жыл бұрын

@@edgarsantanabaez I read it now and don't know what I was thinking 35 minutes ago I'm a retard😂 and the worst part is I manage meme pages as a job I'm actually disappointed in myself usually in the person that wooshes others....

@moisesmendoza5005

4 жыл бұрын

I actually laughed at this

@the_17th_dragon32

4 жыл бұрын

And boxlike too

I love comedians that interact with the crowd, but this guy is on another level

@moonie1825

4 жыл бұрын

He reminds me of patrice o neal

@bevrosity

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, the lowest level.

@tysquirt111

4 жыл бұрын

His crowd work special is so good. Literally just an improv special.

@juanangeles4965

4 жыл бұрын

Look up Frenchy. He does a lot of that

@leviwebb5810

4 жыл бұрын

@@bevrosity usually where good comedy comes from

I am impressed that you handled this the way you did. It could have gone horribly wrong. You maintained control, were respectful to the ex-con and most importantly, kept everybody interested and laughing. Nice work.

I’m still not sure what she did to “mess up the house”; most I could gather was she leaned the screen doors/windows that she wanted fixed from her house up against the classic truck he just got done *restoring** (I am a mechanic and never heard of someone referring to it as “renovating” LOL), and eight years sounds about right for third-degree murder/killing someone in a “bad fight” with good behavior/parole.

@xuploads

Жыл бұрын

screens are sort of like cheap removable tints you can put on the inside of vehicle windows

@haydenclement2738

11 ай бұрын

She took some old window screens from the house and put them in the back of his restored and freshly washed truck.

@dawnieb.7394

Ай бұрын

All these years later, please insert here the GIF of Pop from "Moonstruck" weeping at the table: I'M CONFUSED (still)

He posted this a year ago and had to take it down cuz the dude in the vid aka the murderer wanted it taken down, had to blur his face this time!

@bereketmihretu7532

4 жыл бұрын

9:07 might need a reupload

@_NegusFreeman

4 жыл бұрын

Bereket M 0.25 playback speed 😉

@TessyTest19

4 жыл бұрын

@@bereketmihretu7532 Also 3:11

@dasaini

4 жыл бұрын

If you don’t want everyone to know you are a murderer, don’t tell people in public 🤷‍♂️

@cypher_2259

4 жыл бұрын

Oh cool

“You don’t ask your mom to cut your pancakes?” “8 years in prison will teach you that”

@dryeyes7757

4 жыл бұрын

This is gold lmao

@ClearChoiceMethodology

4 жыл бұрын

This is actually funny

@Brodyjaxon

3 жыл бұрын

This guy seems like a poser

@masterwordless

3 жыл бұрын

I have achieved the goal of being the 2000th person to like a comment thank you for your help

@kelbymasey4453

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂😂💀💀

"if its fucked up and you dont tell us we gonna assume the worse" "We are" "Thank you lady"😂

This video really showcases Andrew's overall skill and talent as a comedian, the guy said he had anxiety about talking about it, and Andrew immediately turned the next joke on himself to try and take some of the attention off of him for a minute

I like that everyone clapped when he said he’d been out for 2 years like he was 2 years sober

@karanbirsinghbhullar

4 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for him to say wait till you hear what i was in for.

@BusinessWolf1

4 жыл бұрын

That's because it's very hard for fellons to get back into regular life. They usually end up going back inside.

@tyrog3839

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah because the likelihood of going back to prison after release is in the 90s so it is impressive

@John...44...

4 жыл бұрын

Yeh but he shouldn't have been in jail in the first place.... No way would I give someone a round of applause because they had only been to jail once.... So far 😂😂

@BFswithGFs

4 жыл бұрын

What’s weird is that he said all the black ppl were clapping for him but it was actually white ppl clapping for a white ex con

The guy couldn’t wait to flex his been in Jail and the girl couldn’t wait to flex how dangerous her man is...

@focusaddiction3460

3 жыл бұрын

You are damn right dude

@Fatloudpack

3 жыл бұрын

Damn straight

@danrodgers8667

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertcop8825 that’s a better answer than saying murder cuz the atmosphere around the room would get real dark

@Zorohudson

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertcop8825 Her response was fine. Remember, she said from the jump they didn't wanna say. He was the one saying take it to the next level.

@luiscervantes9886

3 жыл бұрын

Dudeeeee everyone was having a good time ,I just don't see the point of bragging about been in prision like if it was fucking Harvard or Yale wtf with this guy and the worst part the lady was so fucking proud of him 😂 omg

This guy is a depression killer man, one of the only things that can draw a smile or a laugh out of me these days, love it!

@jorgeeduardoolivasluna1212

2 жыл бұрын

Get help

@cheman579

2 ай бұрын

@@jorgeeduardoolivasluna1212 that's tight that

"He's going to say something stupid" Audience member completely clowned him 😂

This guy would roast satan if he was at the show

@joealyjim3029

4 жыл бұрын

You gotta exist to go to shows tho

@DMNSMN

4 жыл бұрын

So why didn't you go 😂

@aadishaayush3546

4 жыл бұрын

Tom Ellis ain't that free.

@echoblast798

4 жыл бұрын

"Look at this mans horns....talk about kanines..."

@Thearbiter96

4 жыл бұрын

Funny how I’m the 666th like of this comment🤔

8:59 Andrew:- "we don't gotta say it" Also Andrew:- *ROASTING A CONVICTED MURDERER*

@narcoskeptic

4 жыл бұрын

Facts I was like... I think we gotta say it no???

@timothyfloogle

4 жыл бұрын

Ross did it first

@blkspade23

4 жыл бұрын

@Alien Intention It's pretty easy that he'd play it loose with the word murder. Someone could have ended up dead, where the charge/conviction wasn't 'Murder". Manslaughter carries a lighter minimum sentence, and some people will likely still refer you as a murderer.

@sanderluik6298

4 жыл бұрын

So this is cut down slightly. This was uploaded a year ago and taken down because of the blurred guy. In the original it wasn't blurred and he ended up saying he was a murderer

@x_diiamond_x9789

4 жыл бұрын

@Alien Intention He was convicted for manslaughter due to reckless behavior

You’re making me laugh through the hardest time of my life man, I really do appreciate you keep it up.

@mehdiaissaoui854

2 жыл бұрын

Stay strong buddy! Better days are yet to come ;)

@larrypage5432

2 жыл бұрын

Are you ok bro?

@jeremychoe1756

2 жыл бұрын

Stay up buddy you can do it

@konflicted1729

2 ай бұрын

You good

There are some top tier comedians, and if you pay attention, they plant hecklers/audience members and script interactions. Everything Schultz is saying is right off the dome. Appreciate the authenticity

Even criminals aren't safe from Schulzy lol

@TheArmchairPriest

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao I love it

@ashleymailer6376

4 жыл бұрын

He truly doesn’t care 😂😂😂

@ashleymailer6376

4 жыл бұрын

Rich Family that’s what everyone calls him

@DonEttelo

4 жыл бұрын

Rich Family How do you misspell his name twice when his name is in the title of the video?

@PotawatomiThunderNew

4 жыл бұрын

You say even criminals are safe, but I don’t even think this is the craziest one. Did you ever see the video where the girl had a seizure in the audience? Shultz roasted her, roasted people giving her medical attention, and roasted the paramedic in the audience who got offended by it. That one tripped me out, that’s the wildest one I can think of off the top of my head

This guy is good with the crowd. He roasts them, but not so bad it actually offends them. Which is far harder than it sounds.

@shawnkay5462

3 жыл бұрын

Schulz is the only guy that can do this. Hes a already a legendary comic.

@allahm-ast3mnlywlatstbdlny164

3 жыл бұрын

Mashallah tbark Allah alhamudillah inshallah better astgfrallah

@JorgeRomero7

3 жыл бұрын

Mastery of tension. He must be a great storyteller as well.

@VanCough

2 жыл бұрын

He usually doesn't give a fuck and actually offends them lol. Pretty sure he was just treading lightly here because he doesn't want to actually get killed lmao

@kryx6620

2 жыл бұрын

Experience with telling offensive jokes my dude

Them clapping before knowing what he did to be in jail 🤣 Imagine he had killed a whole family, and they where like "👏👏👏👏"

@XoIoRouge

2 күн бұрын

Nah, he said 8 years. First Degree Murder is less than 8 years. Multiple counts of Murder is less than 8 years. If he actually did kill someone, it was Manslaughter. They said Fighting? For sure. Murder by pushing some guy into the edge of a bar or something, we've all seen that in films.

I can't believe how careful he was and also he was super hilarious. This man is talented!!

How many times a day do you think this dude randomly inserts the fact that he was locked up into conversations? "Did you use my sock as toilet paper?" "8 years in prison will teach you that."

@xxxdemonitation9538

4 жыл бұрын

all the time you already know

@Tazandd

4 жыл бұрын

"8 years in the institution did a lot"

@lastotallyawesome7830

4 жыл бұрын

mrpimpinwhiteguy 8yrs in prison will do that to you

@tuttosalve8352

4 жыл бұрын

I mean is that really random tho, like if he's using dude's socks as toilet paper, kinda warrants an explanation lmao

@totilsom

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly! Dude must be a vegan and the urge is too great

No one laughs as hard as Andrew at his own jokes 😂😂 Edit: to clarify I think it's hilarious and a good thing

@dumevision4573

4 жыл бұрын

James Moody yup

@Pumpkin0_0

4 жыл бұрын

@James Moody You didn't have to comment that either, and neither do I have to comment this.

@Phil.The.Lumberjack

4 жыл бұрын

He's a white Steve Harvey

@sherlockholmes304

4 жыл бұрын

@James Moody but you didn't need to comment that either, like i didnt need to comment this, but here i am commenting on a video just cause i can just like you can but think about the people who cant, Daniel is 14 and his limbs were lost to a cane rat in papa nu Guinea, now Daniel cant comment on any social media, some say his life is over some say he has been saved.................

@MrStaakes

4 жыл бұрын

Go look up drew lynch

This guy's whole act is roasting the audience. He's a genius.

I love this guy, he's so good at reading the audience and navigating his way around their responses and answers to make a joke out of thin air. He's like that one friend from your group who just has instant heat when they say something

Why do I feel like he wanted to tell people he was in prison

@TheEpicphale

4 жыл бұрын

@Have-a- Cigar you ok?

@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207

4 жыл бұрын

@Have-a- Cigar ? what made you bet?

@jackeysmith19

4 жыл бұрын

Have-a- Cigar nope I’m from New Zealand

@lucasperez7149

4 жыл бұрын

Have-a- Cigar shoulda left at the first one that was funny as hell 😂

@joealyjim3029

4 жыл бұрын

Cause he did

... there are some people just born to work a crowd This dude didn't even have a routine, it feels like he just showed up and started riffing right out the gate off the top of his head... that's almost Chapelle levels of crowd working skills, holy shit.

@sirbobbya

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the best imo

@maximocool5798

3 жыл бұрын

Why he is not in some big ass theater thou?

@noah3968

3 жыл бұрын

@@maximocool5798 because it's more personal in smaller crowds. You can work a smaller crowd better and you're closer to them. Thats pretty much all this guy does is work crowds

@maximocool5798

3 жыл бұрын

@@noah3968 so his tickets must be expensive because this guy can be in a big ass theater making bank

@noah3968

3 жыл бұрын

@@maximocool5798 idk man. I've never looked into his prices. From the videos I've seen of him it seems like he goes to the same improv comedy bars

He really knows how to squeeze the tension and control the crowd. In his last special he almost made a women cry because of a wig joke and he calmed her down with some positive jokes although the lady was pissed but Andrew is good at controlling the crowd.

@Lucifurion

4 ай бұрын

WOMAN

I like how he's so cavalier about it talking with the dude. It's almost like Andrew already knows folks like him and just doesn't care.

Wife: Do you want pancakes today. Him: 8 years of prison will teach you that.

@ceirho4741

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaah

@claws811

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@PrincessAfrica3

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@lilsleep3525

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed at this harder than the video

@DangerousCandy

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

"how would you like your steak, sir?" "8 years in prison. raw."

@prestonzefereo4576

2 жыл бұрын

Bro I'm crying...I laughed at this harder than the comedy

@7trillioncells598

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahhaha

@jakobsubcliff5157

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfaooo

@austinfowler85

2 жыл бұрын

"RAW" no you dittent

@imagine1st381

5 ай бұрын

it's fookin rawwwwwwwwwwwww

Wow his crowd control, confidence, and room presence is just off the charts total respect for this guy it’s not an easy thing to do I guess 8 years in prison teaches u that

The interaction is awesome. Intimate setup, very cool crowd, and comic that can work it. Very nice.

"Weirdest type of audience in the first row" in every of his fkin show man.

@TitoTellsTheTruth

4 жыл бұрын

Shaaan it’s because when they do the seating they ask you if you want to sit in the front row and at the same time advise you NOT to sit in the front row. It takes a special kind of person to sit in the front row

@DS-me7kk

4 жыл бұрын

That's why, even if I love Shultz I think some stuff is staged

@AudioGreenade

4 жыл бұрын

I guess most of the audience is weird, they just don't get to sit in the front row. 😄

@bebepewdiepiebebepewdiepie1451

4 жыл бұрын

@@TitoTellsTheTruth Have you been to a show of his and that's how you know this or ... ???

@ionrotaru556

4 жыл бұрын

Well he films every single one of his shows (which can be up to 4-6 or more per week if he's touring) and usually posts one good clip out of it (the best one). So to us it seems that one of these clips a week is a lot but that's probably not really the case. But he does probably get a more crazy audience than the average comedian does.

*Asks this guy about anything* “Yeah well 8 years in prison will do that for you.”

@narimoto11

3 жыл бұрын

-¿Did you order Pepsi sir? “Yeah well 8 years in prison will do that for you.”

@jonathangreyes

3 жыл бұрын

“Did you just order a rare steak?” “ yeah well 8 years in prison will do that to you”

@ethanwebber7056

2 жыл бұрын

"You like getting pounded by dudes?" "8 years in prison will do that to you"

@thisisyourusernameondrugs9373

2 жыл бұрын

My mother was killed by the fire nation

@yee9072

2 жыл бұрын

"I did 20 years in the can"

You can tell he genuinely was loving this and having fun

This guy is hilarious & being able to come up with material on the fly shows, he not only knows his profession… he’s good at it.

"8 years in prison will teach you how to renovate a truck". Hmmm. I find that very easy to believe. Kinda random he just threw that out there though lmao

@theogbunn7672

4 жыл бұрын

Some prisons have like metal working shops or auto shops for inmates that are trustees. So I could forsure see it. Just depends on where he was at.

@Pumpkin0_0

4 жыл бұрын

He wanted to share that he's been to prison for 8 years because, like you've seen in this video, certain people clapped for him being out after a crime that he committed. "Badge of honor", I guess. Or he wants to make himself seem tougher around other people.

@kp-iv2mp

4 жыл бұрын

@@Pumpkin0_0 probably the latter.

@Ramirisu

4 жыл бұрын

Its a weird flex

@Canonfudder

4 жыл бұрын

@@theogbunn7672 Good on him, getting his life together, creating some stuff.

Evacuate the city Engage all defenses and get my man Andrew a Netflix Special

@theogbunn7672

4 жыл бұрын

It might already be on the way. He just won't tell us what company it's with. It very well could be netflix.

@abrahammena2869

4 жыл бұрын

TheOG Bunn i think it’s amazon

@EGGINFOOLS

4 жыл бұрын

Netflix would not let him do a skit like this. Too many pussies would get their feelings hurt.

@newsrapper

4 жыл бұрын

He Is releasing a special soon

@christopherozurumba6775

4 жыл бұрын

@@EGGINFOOLS True

...bro when he started roasting the guy who yelled out "DiD hE kIlL sOmEoNe?" TEARS IN MY EYES

I love that everyone gets it equally with this man even himself. True comedy gold show casing that its just jokes.

The guy who said “did you kill somebody” doesn’t sound too goofy for the conversation now

@mrm9570

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I thought

@BijinMCMXC

3 жыл бұрын

Yes he does. It wasn’t what he said but the way he said it. Goofy as hell.

@dolfan29

3 жыл бұрын

Bro if I was that guy who guessed right I would have yelled out at the end to Andrew, “BITCH I TOLD YOU!” 😂

@aowwii

3 жыл бұрын

when the professional comedian, who is working in dangerous territory, says that he will navigate the tension to narrow down the crime.. you leave it to him. this guy had no finesse and went completely against "navigating" it for the sake of being goofy lmao

@santarosahero

2 жыл бұрын

You like that guy don't get it. Comedian was trying to build up the suspense and dude just went straight to most heinous crime of murder literally killing the suspense and the joke all at once. You do now what suspense means do you? That's like telling the ending of a movie to someone who just told you knot to tell the the ending.

This dude punching dudes to death for disrespect and giving his crazy girlfriend a pass for destroying his property? Shiiiiiit. He can date my sister.

@tristanjacobson5199

4 жыл бұрын

Zam Buki lol

@justinwithrow6802

4 жыл бұрын

For real😂😂😂

@JOFOTV

4 жыл бұрын

the Fuckin King of KZread comedy Schulz!!

@lebabyjames2945

4 жыл бұрын

Zam Buki He probably beats women but doesn’t kill them.

@Skindrift

4 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆😆

6:28 the guy says "You're gonna figure it out" but the subtitles say "You're being fair dog" lol

Such a good run. The set for the night was thrown out the window for like 9 minutes of pure, distilled charisma

One time I worked with a dude who went away for murder and one time we were sitting around on our coffee break and the boss was randomly like “so whyd you kill em?” 😂😂😂 what the fucc man

@roleat

4 жыл бұрын

The question had to be asked.

@FluxProGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Did he answer?

@dhegadheer2600

4 жыл бұрын

Did he answer tho ?

@codename495

4 жыл бұрын

So why did he kill him?

@maryamsrour6347

4 жыл бұрын

Dude why leave us hanging tho?

involuntary manslaughter, 8 years is the maximum penalty. Edit: to the people arguing the maximum sentencing, I'm referring to federal law, in which many states will defer to for first time offenders.

@theogbunn7672

4 жыл бұрын

That depends on the state though. And almost everywhere but like Texas does 1 for 2 or even 1 for 3. People almost never do their full sentences if they dont act out a ton while theyre inside. Thats why you always hear people say "get 8 and be out in 5" or whatever. Either on parole or just in general. Its pretty rare that someone does their full time.

@giggityeffyou

4 жыл бұрын

Do you get time for self defense? Like if somebody tries breaking into your home?

@GLAMOURSK1LLS

4 жыл бұрын

@@giggityeffyou yes. I dated a girl whose dad was in jail for defending himself in a fight but the dude ended up dying. Didnt stay with her long enough to ask full details because I didnt wanna put her in that position to disclose that kind of info either. However probably not if someone was breaking in. In the case I'm talking about no one was breaking into anything, pretty sure it was at a bar.

@romeogaray

4 жыл бұрын

giggityeffyou depends on the state, in most states you could go to jail if you kill someone who enters your house to steal something. Texas has stand your ground laws so you could kill a thief and you would be fine

@michaelcantu6071

4 жыл бұрын

giggityeffyou in most cases no, but it depends on the state you live in and the circumstance.

Love Andrews delivery and, especially, that he makes himself laugh. (And, after all, if you're not doing what you love, why bother . . . Except for absolute necessity.)

"What's your favourite colour?" "Eight years in prison will teach you that." Alright.

Sometimes andrew just laughs at himself until other people do

@cicada7788

4 жыл бұрын

Luke Johnston more likely thinking of the next joke I feel this is how he keeps going so well

@sowhat...

4 жыл бұрын

@Some One they why does he laugh?

@shannonhanna7696

4 жыл бұрын

The best way to get people to laugh is to laugh at yourself as it makes most feel uncomfortable when they don't

@raidermaxx2324

3 жыл бұрын

yea man i dont find that dude really funny man. he's fucking more annoying than anything

@CDA43

3 жыл бұрын

it works

4:28 NEVER ask "What did you do?"... always ask "What were you convicted of?". There's a HUGE difference between those two questions.

@federicoeiriz42

4 жыл бұрын

@@suisaip nah he's right. Its a big communicational difference. He advises it to avoid triggering a deffensive attitude. When you perform F in an exam, you say "they gave me an F" When you perform A you say "I got an A"

@agoogleuser8945

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but that's just dancing around like as if they didn't do anything? If you ask what they were convicted of, that implies that it wasn't their fault.

@tekk2987

4 жыл бұрын

I think hes saying that "what did you do" implies there is no context but "what are you convicted of" implies I dont care what you did but what did they get you for. I think this is what he meant

@xavierjones5452

4 жыл бұрын

@@suisaip you can be convited and not have done the crime

@MaddenDoctor

4 жыл бұрын

Rayth Slayer it’s just simple psychology to help navigate through life easier. Take the advice....

lmaooo I love your stuff bro

A person experiencing homicidal tendencies. How brave overcoming marginalization. Give the man applause. The person murdered would have liked to be there, but he had other plans.

@SomeName_AlsoHandlesSucc

Жыл бұрын

???

@snowtfl5617

Жыл бұрын

With all do respect if it was a straight up murder he wouldn’t be out in 8

Dudes who've been to prison are like vegans, they'll tell everyone constantly.

@daarisbaaris

3 жыл бұрын

8 years of prison will teach you that

@Jay-ro2vn

3 жыл бұрын

Real dudes who've done real time would never say that they were in prison.

@cutznfadez4683

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jay-ro2vn cuz they don't have to. If you know, you know and you'll just see it written all over them

@blackgoku1973

2 жыл бұрын

Real inmates are like real veterans in that aspect, sure they might let you know but they won't brag about it

@chriso2256

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jay-ro2vn they don't need too have you ever heard the term prison swole.. you can tell who been in a cage a while

He was with his girl and thought he was gonna get roasted so he had to assert dominance by letting everyone in the room know he went to prison.

@user-zh2zm2vo1i

3 жыл бұрын

This

@ryanmike9850

3 жыл бұрын

Nice psychological pick up and you’re right

@253slaps9

2 жыл бұрын

Lol so goofyy

@PeachDragon_

Жыл бұрын

So he's an insecure bitch

@vijayamin7736

Жыл бұрын

Still got roasted!

Does Andrew even have bits? This man gors up there and just rifts the entire show. Legend

I love how you crack yourself up.

the criminal seems to be bragging, the way he talks

@denimlether5812

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously

@ZeroFcksGven

4 жыл бұрын

Use to it from prison. Hopefully you never have to go and experience that..... Unless you deserve it. You probably deserve it.

@BernardoMartinsMateus

4 жыл бұрын

alex nifong what?

@ZeroFcksGven

4 жыл бұрын

@@BernardoMartinsMateus use to bragging from prison. Had to brag while he was in there probably

@ZeroFcksGven

4 жыл бұрын

@@BernardoMartinsMateus the end was sarcasm. I was higher than giraffe pussy

Meanwhile in some penitentiary : - Welcome to Truck Renovation 101!

@Luca-nx4du

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahhahahahsh

@a1175779

3 жыл бұрын

“Pimp my ride”

@OFFTOPdaP

2 жыл бұрын

I’m dead

@Bocolatebip

2 жыл бұрын

Well actually yes, different prisons will have different programs to help inmates get on there feet faster with new skills

The lady that backed up AS with the "we definitely are" and his "ty lady." 🤣

Dude has a comedian brain He seeks out possible jokes like a pit bull does a toddler Fascinating to observe

@xilpes6254

Жыл бұрын

🤨

@gordybegucci

Жыл бұрын

Hold up

@braxnjacksonjack7147

Жыл бұрын

A Pitbull and a toddler? I don't like you way of thinking 😂

“Did he kill someone?” Dudes not ment for this😂😂

the vibe in that room is like my university on the first day of class when the prof is trynna get to know everybody

@dansmith935

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe in a liberal arts courses not in engineering

@aw2584

3 жыл бұрын

@@dansmith935 surely, if a professor did this in engineering class nobody would show up the next class out of fear of social interaction

Quick wit! Outstanding! Naturally funny!

I needed this

Everytime Shulz steps on a stage someone in the crowd gets murdered.

@TheNEW619

4 жыл бұрын

Ooh. Poor choice of words. Lol

@BrienAhern

4 жыл бұрын

.wait

@charliebaker3230

3 жыл бұрын

8 years in prison will teach you that

"hey babe wanna go to an Andrew Schulz show?" "8 years in prison will teach you that"

A show with Andrew seems like a night at a bar with a group of people you don’t know, and everyone’s drunk so they spill their secrets and interact with each other

Man respect on handling the tension and producing something funny

The dude must have had alot of jesus in prison to glow that white

@AthenaGM

3 жыл бұрын

8 years in prison will do that😩😭😂🤣

@tamashii3932

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@wooooozyy

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

That agressive back rub screams "shut up or we'll talk at home".

you are the best at this

Classic set

Omg I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Murderer: I just got done renovating my truck Comedian: you can do that?

@twztid13

Жыл бұрын

What's crazy is he said redoing, he didn't say renovating until Andrew said it, lol.

What a weird flex...throwing it out there that he went to prison for 8 years.

@user-eq5ub5rs3g

3 жыл бұрын

Thats what 8 years in prison will do for you

@themarexaanstoryteller8335

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't waste 8 years for nothing

@abcdxx1059

3 жыл бұрын

8 years in prison will teach you that

@marquiesmccaskill8032

3 жыл бұрын

@@abcdxx1059 underrated

@Sara-tr2gh

2 жыл бұрын

And what makes you think he was flexing? Seems to me everyone that thinks he’s flexing are the exact people who’d flex about literally anything, it seems like he was just telling a part of his life 😂

Andrew Schulz is literally the most fearless and hilarious comedian I've ever seen and I'm old. lol

I like this dude, just puts the whole show on pause to check out these people

He toed the line there perfectly of taking a potential intense and awkward moment for everyone and respecting the man while still poking enough fun at the man to amuse everyone

When andrew was making fun of the guy that said: Did he kill somebody? The guy must have been like: yeah kinda did ngl

@cypher_2259

4 жыл бұрын

Lol what

@Bluegofuccincrazy

4 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀

this dude just blew my mind. so good

This is the best one i've seen so far

He’s a genuine master at stalling the crowd and having no material... a self humoring genius!

@ruairi360

2 жыл бұрын

I thought this was shit and spent too long on one subject, everyone else seems to like it but I thought he was awful if I’m being honest

@antoniosurl

2 жыл бұрын

@@ruairi360 That’s exactly what I’m saying. It was god awful and he kept acting like he was laughing super hard but then broke to a straight face because even he knew what he was saying was garbage. As the video kept going longer and longer it got worse and worse. It’s not even that this guy isn’t my style of comedian, it’s just that this bit was really bad crowd work.

@ruairi360

2 жыл бұрын

@@antoniosurl yeah I couldn’t believe the amount of comments that loved it, some people are very easily entertained I guess 😂

@lycan2494

Жыл бұрын

honestly he can talk to a crowd very well but the cringy forced laughter was wack

@stronecrone4178

Жыл бұрын

@@ruairi360 if most people enjoyed it and you didnt i dont think some people are easily humoured but rather you are difficult to humor. Maybe you are the problem just think about it

Stranger: where's the nearest Starbucks? GuY: 8 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁. Stranger: so should I go to prison then? GuY:8 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁. Stranger: ok nevamind.

@cold_thoughts

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@salazam

Жыл бұрын

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how you run a joke into the ground. Well done!

Loving this guy. Great comic!

Omg "forgive me babe" - just had such a moment lol

He faught someone and in that fight beat him so bad that the person died. It was accidental so that's why its manslaughter

@heinz5714

4 жыл бұрын

Same thing happened to me up here in Canada, I only got 38 months

@Kshea44ify

4 жыл бұрын

Well it depends on if he beat him in the fight or: beat him in a fight then proceeded to whack an unconscious/incapacitated person.

@henrywinchester9372

4 жыл бұрын

@@heinz5714 I feel like its fairly easy for a grown adult to fight clean with fists and stop when their unconscious... maybe one last kick in the stomache but fuck

@zoeymarie2888

4 жыл бұрын

Negative manslaughter can literally be multiple things

@joys8634

4 жыл бұрын

@@henrywinchester9372 one punch can kill someone clown

PLEASE PUT ANDREW SCHULZ IN GTA 6.

@ryankasik7911

4 жыл бұрын

Omfg lollll

@erikask6156

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew is a twat

@uno9331

4 жыл бұрын

Complex sakire Yea that’s why he’s funny

@tonewilson9893

4 жыл бұрын

Chatterbox!!!

@kidnamedfinger2840

3 жыл бұрын

GTA 6? Our kids gonna play it for sure

Brilliant! Just great.

This is the craziest interaction ever lived lol

8 years for murder? Damn, I did 5 for some petty weapons charges. I need that dudes lawyer. He lying or that’s the best lawyer I’ve seen

@Jamie-rr5me

2 жыл бұрын

Right... My uncle did 25

@LeftLaneDreams

2 жыл бұрын

He either got a light manslaughter sentence or he’s definitely lying

@joshhuskins5363

2 жыл бұрын

Or vehicular manslaughter

@riccardo880

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshhuskins5363 That would explain why he is renovating his truck now

@kevinking2380

2 жыл бұрын

@@riccardo880 and 8 years in prison will teach you that

Guy my brain literally was having a fight with itself over if I saw this before or not

@popeyeschicken7865

4 жыл бұрын

You did

@TonyTarantula

4 жыл бұрын

Did your brain win?

@victoriah5397

4 жыл бұрын

Tony Tarantula yea I definitely saw this before

@ANDREW948

4 жыл бұрын

he uploaded it a while ago. i think this time he just added a white box on the audience member's head

@victoriah5397

4 жыл бұрын

Yung Pharaoh yea I saw that! I think I saw someone say that the guy requested it be taken down

Jay, I can't feel my hands... 🤣🤣 but your videos are the best

Crowd work at its finest 😂🤣🔥🔥