"Are you telling me you got hammered and lost a landline??" HAHAH

@RichWeigel

4 жыл бұрын

That was hilarious!!

@nevinkuser9892

4 жыл бұрын

Yep. Loved that one. I wish he would've gone a little further into that one.

@DannySullivanMusic

2 жыл бұрын

exactly. totally, totally correct

@coolaisiankid

Жыл бұрын

Have I seen you on dead Kevin videos ??

@EnjoyerofYoutube

Жыл бұрын

@@coolaisiankid Absolutely hahah. I’m the biggest Dead Kevin fan there is.

This guy should be on a netflix special. Way better than most of the other comedians on netflix.

@germancondor4745

5 жыл бұрын

Not PC enough for Netflix

@shaurya6601

5 жыл бұрын

@@germancondor4745 You're an idiot. Have you see Bill Burr's show? F is for Family? Netflix don't give any fucks.

@blazedandconfused477

5 жыл бұрын

​@@shaurya6601 Cartoons can get away with much more. And let's be honest here F is For Family ain't exactly South Park.

@LXSeaV

5 жыл бұрын

Seriously. I just binged all his videos and I'm like HELLO? How is this guy not bigger?

@Razh2211

5 жыл бұрын

@@germancondor4745 You must have missed some stand ups on Netlifx then. Dave Chapelle, Bill Burr, Jim Jefferies, Ricky Gervais, Anthony Jeselnik, Tom Segura... Not exactly PC specials, lol. Ffs, they even added Eddie Murphy's Delirious lately.

That was the funniest Kevin Hart has ever been

@firejoedan1573

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get the comparison

@maskfal9600

3 жыл бұрын

I have seen this video twice and missed this last part twice, gotta stop drinking...

@Smokeyxz

3 жыл бұрын

Fire- that’s because you didn’t watch the whole thing you idiot.

@MrBananaSamich

3 жыл бұрын

@@firejoedan1573 could be wrong but from what ive gathered on other videos, i think kevin heart used marks material in the past.

@firejoedan1573

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrBananaSamich No i get it now, he always says goodnight I'm Kevin hart after his set

That racist to babies joke was seriously genius, Mark is criminally underrated

@Leatherface8696

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah. It was real genius when Doug Stanhope did it years ago.

@delta-9969

4 жыл бұрын

@@Leatherface8696 Yeah I love Normand but that joke was almost word for word from Stanhope's set.

@Leatherface8696

4 жыл бұрын

@@delta-9969 Yeah, I like Normand too. When I saw this I was disappointed.

@jamesmcinnis208

4 жыл бұрын

Is "people who drink Rockstar, believe in ghosts and say 'it is what it is'" stolen also? That would be disappointing.

@jlobiafra

4 жыл бұрын

I should of read all the comments because I posted the same thing, glad others noticed

I'm calling it now that mark will be the biggest name in comedy in a few years because he is hilarious.

@truthdetector4036

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Have found him funnier when he's part of banter on Jim and Sam radio show..this set included stuff I saw him do during one of his late show appearances so it was old. But I could see him popping up in some movies as a side character maybe.

@BrianDePalmaII

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Bowen On Point

@goldencheese7247

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed. He's a *MONSTER*

@joerivandeweyer3056

5 жыл бұрын

he won't because to be the greatest you have to change your content tot he mainstream audience so that's why simple, vulgar or visual comedy will always outthrive intellectual comedy. people are stupid that's unfortunate for mark

@dwinosam

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Bowen zero calories ck

He said Kevin hart lmfaooo

@nash300z

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah he does that a lot, running joke :)

@DayaTom

6 жыл бұрын

He always does :)

@douglassouza7049

6 жыл бұрын

Second video from him i see and second time he does it. I dont get it lol

@rononyonka17

6 жыл бұрын

Douglas Souza it's a running joke, he's been saying it for a while

@druidelf3

6 жыл бұрын

what does running joke mean

He is too fast too sharp and delivery is on point.

@imsortaugly

4 жыл бұрын

Alex C Moves onto the next joke before you can process the first one

@alexisperez2214

4 жыл бұрын

@@imsortaugly that just means your a little slow... Dont worry take a sec let the brain work😂🤗

@adreamingwolf

4 жыл бұрын

Got a buddy like that. Dude has like 45 minutes of material he squeezes into 10.. I think it's mostly the coke but he still crushes.

@ViewsFromTheDeathStar

4 жыл бұрын

He's like a new Seinfeld,...imagine him having a show about nothing called Normand. I would watch the shit out of it.

@jamesmcinnis208

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexisperez2214 criticism of other people's intelligence falls a little flat when you can't even spell "you're."

we're not KKK anymore... it's K Cubed. 😂😂

@Pharomid

4 жыл бұрын

Damn I just got the joke, I didn't hear it right the first time.

@mumble97

4 жыл бұрын

"We got new sheets, higher thread count."

@achalmehra3734

4 жыл бұрын

Buy our merch

@adrianwhitten4343

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Thanks a lot. I'm Kevin Hart!" i'm gassed 😂😂😂

@douglassouza7049

6 жыл бұрын

Max Ferguson lol i laughed and i dont know why

@basicfeelings8375

4 жыл бұрын

I thought I head that lol

@gerremyajoseph6365

4 жыл бұрын

He says that after every set. Why does he do that?

@C4RL1NN

4 жыл бұрын

Wutz ur MPG

@permabulk1454

4 жыл бұрын

Mungo Jerrymungo you just made that up

That racism:nickleback analogy was ON POINT.

@experiencerocks

6 жыл бұрын

As was the fake breasts:Bible one

@rewrose2838

5 жыл бұрын

Your use of : is on .

@stepheng887

5 жыл бұрын

@@rewrose2838 It's on its period?

@rewrose2838

5 жыл бұрын

@@stepheng887 😂 I was too naive in my approach

@Calilou52

5 жыл бұрын

And his racism:babies joke too

Hilarious. Dudes got new material every time i see him.

@BlueGlow26

5 жыл бұрын

Yes! Was just about to comment that

@kilgoretrout6136

4 жыл бұрын

He's a writing machine. He had a podcast with Joe List. "Tuesday's with stories" funny stuff. I think you can find them on YT.

The "I'm Kevin Hart" gets me every time. I hope he never stops saying it 😂

Mark Normand is the most underrated comic I have ever seen he's got golden material

@ph34rocious

4 жыл бұрын

​@Bruno Jimmy Your attempt to butcher an entire language in a few sentences while claiming someone is "ruining a word" doesn't strike you as ironic? Please re-evaluate your thought process.

@johnnycriscoa.k.atamesjayl5910

4 жыл бұрын

@@ph34rocious sounds like something Kevin Hart would gay! Also, I noticed his comment was edited......I would like to think it was done so on purpose to perfectly fit your narrative......if you look at it like that it's genius!

@johnnycriscoa.k.atamesjayl5910

4 жыл бұрын

@Bruno Jimmy I think he's just prob socially awkward. I get it though....comedy is an art an is subjective, so to each their own! Norm is awesome too, and def has that social awkwardness, so I would think that you would like more of Marks stuff. Maybe you should just give him a little more time and see if he grows on you. Sometimes that helps. Anyway, have a good one buddy! Adios! LOL

@grapograc

4 жыл бұрын

@Bruno Jimmy I didn't realize we were watching pantomime, I was listening to his content.

@Koivro

2 жыл бұрын

He has great jokes that kill every time. I just think he needs a little different material from set to set. I have watched a couple of his stand-ups and heard some good repeats. Hope to see this guy in another special!

“We can prevent kids, but still can’t prevent a hangover.” Hahahaha Everything from this comedian is too funny. Love it.

You gotta appreciate how hard it is to tell such jokes properly and Mark pulls it off perfectly....

A great joke writer. And he's quick, if you've heard him on radio/tv/podcasts.

@TheeArtist23

2 жыл бұрын

I first heard him on the round table of gentlemen podcast about 9 years ago. What a unique speaking cadence

God damn this set was fire... Really. I'm amazed with how easy you made it look to just come in and execute every joke flawlessly. You're definitely one of my new favorite comedians right now!

@DannySullivanMusic

2 жыл бұрын

wow. completely accurate

“Higher thread count” 😭😭💀💀 ... he was hilarious & didn’t even try hard, natural

@Xplora213

4 жыл бұрын

brownsugarglamour love how he knows he has to sip the drink to let the audience catch up

@KNEWERAADVERTISING

4 жыл бұрын

Damn cutie.....

Man, just watching Mark navigate the emotions of the crowd, bringing them back down to Earth when necessary, is something to behold. Louie was always great at that, but Mark is more endearing. For someone who apparently finds it hard connecting, he really makes use of his uniquely outward self-awaress.

His delivery is so classically standup, I feel like I'm watching him satirize standup comedians.

bloody talented bloke, down to earth, big fan in Australia.

I am fascinated by this guy's candor. Like a mix between a radio dj and a talk show host from the 50s lol

i hope kevin hart is gonna say "thanks everyone im mark normand" one day

@SONOFABITCH

3 жыл бұрын

My god. That is some gold that will never happen. If it does, I'll die happy.

"its not the 50's go check it out" lol using that line next time we get a home invader.

@davidmsirois

4 жыл бұрын

you should move

@carmichaelk.5214

3 жыл бұрын

next time? who are you? a young mark normand?

That line about having poor parents and becoming a comedian: red flag?! That was a great point!

New favorite comedian hands down !!!!

Man Kevin killed this gig. You the man Kevin.

...whole group - drink rockstar, believe in ghosts, and say it is what it is. ha ha !! you're awesome mark normand

Hilarious set... The fat girl train bit was wildly original

mark is god tier mate

"Any gays out there, Thanks for coming out" lol

@nonamemcgillicutty9585

4 жыл бұрын

"Literally" That was the punch line on that piece

Mark is fresh. Stands out from the crowd with his style. Nexflix give him a special!!

I've been using "buffering vaginas" as my go-to curse word for a bit now, thanks Mark!

@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207

5 жыл бұрын

literally no human being uses that. . . . . until now

No boundaries and actually funny. The best type of comedy.

Mark Normand, bro you're highly underrated, I hope you get the recognition you deserve one day

Mark is always like someone who just got told 3 minutes ago he has to perform stand up and then does perfectly.

that baby joke was so good my life has changed

How am I only finding about this dude in 2019? This is the funniest shit I've ever heard!

@Dajmoxker

5 жыл бұрын

Same here, I can't believe this guy!

he is friggin adorable..lol

Been watching a few sets of this guy, and I must say : not many comedians are able to deliver jokes like he does and more importantly, with new material every single time. Pure comedy genius right there.

Great stuff Mark...love that you don’t shy away from any topics!!🤘🏻

I am astounded by the connections he makes. And the delivery makes it seem effortless... impeccable timing. Confident delivery. This man is the real deal.

Crazy that it takes a JRE podcast to learn of the 2nd funniest NYC comedian....

@toefurniture

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously

@johnnycriscoa.k.atamesjayl5910

4 жыл бұрын

@@koenigsforst_ I just watched it.....honestly wasn't as good as I would have thunk.......Joe kinda ruins it for almost the entire first half. He finally starts to open up and get on the ol'Mark Train and it does get better as it goes. Joe just misses so many of Marks jokes, or at least he doesn't acknowledge a lot of them. I actually find myself not liking Joe in this podcast. Maybe it's just me, or the fact that Mark is such a down to earth dude, but it really brings out the arrigence in Joe. Also, Maybe its bc Mark is def one of the funniest guys, so hard to compare, but he really makes Joe seem unfunny and douchey in a way i've never really noticed before. Just my 2 cents on this one. I'm typically a pretty big JRE fan.....the worst part is when they completely butcher the whole Jordan Peterson Rehab deal.......Maybe you'll have some time to watch it after reading my novel!

@bigbody1842

4 жыл бұрын

I glad Rogan had him on

@lukelakatos6216

4 жыл бұрын

you talkin bout Andrew Schulz huh lmao

@johnnycriscoa.k.atamesjayl5910

4 жыл бұрын

@@koenigsforst_ LOL....sorry I got carried away...Let me know if you felt the same after watching....kind of interested to know if anyone else got the same vibe as me from Joe on this one.

Damn Mark KILLED this show!

Great sense of humour, and awesome connections between ideas! Way to bring humor to all aspects of life. 👍

Best comic and original comic I've seen in a long time.

I love comedians like Mark Normand. You get an hour set within 10 minutes. Can't get a break from laughing.

The more I see of this guy's material, the more I love him. His delivery is fantastic.

"I'm Kevin Hart!" Hahahahaha

"Thanks alot, I'm Kevin Hart, have a good night everybody!"....LOL HAHAHAH

Mr normand you are pure gold man. I’ve watched all you’re material on KZread like 12 times. Pure gold

My favourite comedian atm. Mark smashes it!

HAHAHA you always make me laugh out loud mark. well done.

I second the motion of Mark getting a Netflix special!!!

That bit about "if you're racist, you should hate babies" was priceless.

SOLID set, definitely one of my fave comedians!

I look for this man on KZread any time I need to escape and just laugh. He is brilliant, funny and unbelievably adorable. I’d treat him to lobster every fucking night.

This is at least the third time I’ve listened to this. Absolutely hilarious lol

Mark, you're amazing! Seriously my favorite comic of all time.

It's interesting to see the jokes refine over time. It's cool to see their beginnings. His out to lunch special is fantastic

“We are not the KKK anymore , we are the K cubed! Things changed around here...we have higher thread count sheets!” “You’re an analog girl in digital world...come on! Pick it up, sister!” One of the most underrated comedians! 😩🤣🤣😭💀

@6shot6

3 жыл бұрын

Apprently I missed that KKK joke, I thought he said "KQ" lol. "K cubed" makes much more sense 🤣

@analozada9475

3 жыл бұрын

@@6shot6 😂👍🙌

One of his best sets ever!

Absolutely hilarious Mark, quickly becoming my favourite comedian

I am just loving everything this guy does. He is hilarious.

I love his delivery...great comic!!!

I thought about being a comedian but after I saw this reality sunk in...This guys too good

You are a breath of fresh air ... gives me hope! Thanks. 💚

Dude this guy is my hero

It's 1am and I've been watching Mark's clips since 11:30pm and this is gold!!

@drroast4265

2 жыл бұрын

SAME HERE BUDDY... BUT SOME OF HIS JOKES ARE REPETITIVE

Analog girl in a digital world 😂🔥

Society needs Mark Normand.

This man is an absolute genius. He should be getting awards and multiple Netflix specials

This set is gold. Mark is the truth

I really enjoy all those silly faces and ridiculous laughts he makes while telling dark jokes like those. A great superpower to make all of them look a little more childish.

this guy is truly hilarious! love him!

Bet he was on the radio the day before he showed up to this festival...😘 love you Mark!

His chuckle at the end of each joke is priceless

He's one of my new faves! So damn funny.

He killed here! Great crowd too.

Mark Normand has been ahead of his time from the beginning.

"We can prevent children, we can't prevent hangover" ... I just died

Great comedy! 😁

literally my favorite comedian

I just watched him for the first time on Joe Rogan and now I love him! So funny!

I have heard all these jokes before, but I still am laughing so hard. COMEDY!

This guy is so good!

This guy I amazing I love his set ups for his jokes an his reasoning it's on point lol

GIVE THIS FKN GUY A NETFLIX SPECIAL!!!! I literally JUST now found this guys material... and he is already my favorite comedian of this time... original, no extra b.s. antics, and funny af! NETFLIX... GET ON YOUR SHIT!!!!

Great tight 10. You get better every time I see you man.

Holy shit. This guy is delivering comedy with bullet precision.

Dude might be my new favorite comedian 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

Dude mad talented... it’s like he’s not even trying...nothing is forced at all

I really like the "i cant stand mexican" - "I didn't realized we were so close"

That was fucking brilliant! My new favourite comic and he’s cute too.

This is brilliant. truly. Normand should be on the top of anyone’s list. Top comic. He understands …………. Comedy!

He has some hard jokes. I can feel it in the audience. They come off offensive in an awkward way, but they are good jokes.

@Cyberw4y

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, this was a little unprecedented for him, but hey, it's still soft comedy that doesn't actually propagate anything bad. He's a genius.

@parsalan7775

5 жыл бұрын

It’s because he’s in Austin and there are a lot of Californians that moves there.

@richardfox3924

5 жыл бұрын

PC culture, people easily offend these days.

@botman2461

4 жыл бұрын

Too many liberal pussies

@Ahmetfusta

4 жыл бұрын

I think he was also in a way checking for where the line was

My new favorite conedian

One of my new favorite comedians he's hilarious, not afraid

Super sharp and super clever. Lots of good laffs. Loved it all. Great

The Cleveland interview brought me here, so classic.